I still remember when apple was worth a trillion
He could give away 99% of his wealth and not have to change a single thing about his lifestyle.
oh right, the scam ipo was today. guess they're cashing out on retards right now
>>109039039Cry more commie libturd.
>>109039039This retards being a trillionaire says much about the stupid theater of modern life.
>>109039039Such an inspirational tale for all African-Americans that demonstrates that to succeed in life you only need the hard work and blood of thousands of slaves creating generational wealth for your family.
>>109039193I guess colonialism was right all along.
Take that, racists! An AFRICAN man made it to the top!
>>109039039But that's just based on speculation. Numbers which don't exist in the physical.
>>109039039>I could have all the money in the world, but my kids are still troon freaks
>>109039039>1trillion in meme stock that he can't sell
>>109039779it's retarded to sell stocks when you can borrow against your stocks. stocks keep getting more valued.
>>109039039Commies mad as fuck
>>109039039But the luddites said AI is a bubble! AI was suppose to die! Reddit sisters, I don't feel so good.
In today's news, Reddit is protesting Elon Musk with ritualized mass self castration
>>109039052but then he wouldn't have the means to push for h1b jeets
>>109039052It's not about the next Ferrari, it's about influence.
>>109039833>>109039838you niggers can't even share funny tears threads instead of mentioning their existence?
>>109039833ilu snailcat
>>109039876I said reddit, and you got triggeredkek, nice try. Mr Reddit
>>109039052Oh look, another retard that thinks he has 99% of that net wealth in cash just sitting around.
>>109039039>Elon is now a trillionairewhy are people celebrating this so hard?
>>109039901Oh look, a retard that can't read, he didn't say cashyou can give away shit regardless of liquidity
yes but how does this affect me personally
>>109039905It makes liberals angry and liberals are always wrong.
>>109039936
>this fucking attwhore fucking retard>trillionaireWtf is wrong with you muricanos?
>>109039919>just sell all your stock, houses, vehicles, planes, other investments, etc.I love how you people are so jealous and envious of rich people. Here's some great life advice; you'll be much happier if you stop comparing yourself to others.
>>109039936I'm not american, tldr on why your politics always revolve around making the other guy angry online?
>>109040021Politics is everywhere.
>>109039991> dunks on pakistan> puts himself as 3rd wheel in the picturelinked is funnier than this place now
>>109040021It's not an american thing it's an immature, rock-dwelling 4chan retard thing.>>109040004Speaking of rock-dwellers, we can see from this retarded poster that they are not all Americans.
>>109040085funny too because the dialogs between musk and heard are some of the most cringe shit I've ever seen. She's damaged goods crazypants and he's autismo. But no matter how low either of them sink in the sexual hierarchy the jeet will always be beneath.
PRESIDENT XI I HAVE CONVINCED DUMB AMERICAN TO PROTEST AGAINST ANOTHER DATA CENTER
>DOW Jones and S&P bounced up>NVDA is fluctuating with no signs of reaching another peak>Yi Long's IPO will overshadow OpenAI's and Anthropic's cuz fuck doing another $1t IPO this month lmfaoThe AI market grift is nearly up. Tick tock.
https://x.com/CBSNews/status/2065505667188740111Why didnt you guys become a SpaceX janitor or a welder and become a millionaire? The single biggest creator of net worth is through stock market, through shares in companies. And Unions reject stock options due to pay being tied to performance
