Thread for girls casually posting about their solo fun online in both humorous and sexy ways
>>29463300>no over the clothesmeh
>>29463300name?
>>29463367Ellyandnick
They're all just doing the same joke....
>>29463397Hoping for more variety of videos like this
Feels strange seeing women act like goonettes. Are they faking it or playing it up for the videos or are they really that sexual?
This is why all women should be circumcised.
>>29463376when will these retards learn what pov means?
>>29463283name?
>>29463639They're being serious anon. Yeah the videos are fake because they're purposely framing it up for onlyfans baiting but women do this too.Masturbating is tiring, got bad health habits and have a phone? They masturbate themselves to sleep like a teenage boy.I had a friend online who we'd just share nudes and shit together with. I'd wake up and have a bunch of voice clips and videos of her masturbating she took and sent around midnight for her.
>>29463283source?can't find anything
>>29463832>>29463884never mind, it's elvasnaps
>>29463864It's for attention. They never "masturbate" without showing it to others.Biologically there's really no such thing as female masturbation. They have nothing down there except a dead cavity where the penis is supposed to enter.
>>29463925thanks
>>29463283>>29463283>>29463283Who cares what hoes do when nobodies around. Stop posting this tiktok attention whore bullshit.
>>29463864>but enough about anon's boyfriend.
>>29463944Ignoring the fact that they can actually orgasm, who cares?I can promise you, if you ever have a woman you find attractive sending you videos of her rubbing herself and grinding on her pillow moaning your name, you're not going to tell her to stop because there's no biological instinct for her to do it.>>29463958Funny but yeah this was pre trannyism being popular.
>>29463978>they can actually orgasmMaybe but it's an exception not a rule. Orgasm is a male neurophysiological function to release semen. It might happens in women, same as some men might lactate.
>>29463992Okay a different argument then.If its for attention and their biological goal is getting a partner, is doing things that makes someone want to fuck you not fulfilling that goal? Doing stuff that makes you stand out against others to get yourself a partner.It'd be like if women biologically found it attractive for men to finger their own butt. Every man would be doing it, not because of their own feelings but because it gets them a woman.
>>29463996Freudian slip?
>>29464008>what is theory of mindGood luck in life anon.The man who's telling you women orgasm and like masturbating just as much as we do, is 100% gay.
>>29463992female orgasm is so that the uterus can take the sperm thats inside the puss you fucking retard
>>29463996Yes women have high social intelligence, so they know how men want them to act. Emphasis on "act". Sex is disgusting to most women, that's why they're so outraged by rape, they can't imagine giving a guy sex without getting paid for it.
>>29464020This was proven a myth.
>>29464025>Sex is disgusting to most women, that's why they're so outraged by rapeLiterally one of their most common fantasies. 50 shades of grey
>>29463864I hope it's real. Makes it even more sexy knowing they shift back and forth between a cute innocent and hot kinky side.
>>29464063Yes a book where they give sex to a billionaire in return for marriage. Show me a female fantasy where the billionaire fucks her then tells her to gtfo his house and call a cab.
>>29464025theyre disgusted by sex with you. in general they like it
>>29464072Even Chads go to prison for rape. You're delusional.
Lots of virgin here. Imagine being a grown up man and thinking woman masturbate as a performance for males
>>29463283Sauce?
>>29464089Well they barely get horny in comparison to men. Men primarily look for women with the intention of having sex, women look at men to get resources, stability and security. Of course there's exceptions and both like sex but there's a massive difference. That's why there's so much misunderstandings and battles between men and women when it comes to sexual preferences and desire.
>>29464100Exactly. My wife gets super horny for about 3 days straight. We fuck a bunch and she masturbates too. Then we wont have sex for another month.
Love this
>>29463343whomst?
>>29463944Dude, you must have never lived with a woman who has a high sex drive. Some women have a high sex drive, some have almost no sex drive. My ex wife used to masturbate without anyone watching. Sometimes I would catch her, or find her used sex toys after I had been away for work. Sometimes I would wake up to her masturbating in the middle of the night. I'm sorry you've never been with a high sex drive woman. It's pretty great.
>>29464136Those are just the days Tyrone isn't in town
>>29464136>>29464232Very funny. She just genuinely has zero sex drive 90% of the time. The rest of the time it's a struggle to keep up. Two weeks ago we had sex 3 times in 12 hours and then we 69'd. Finally she just straddled my face after I had cum so much that I couldn't stay hard anymore. After I went to bed, she made herself cum twice with her vibrator. In the 2 weeks since, she has had no interest in sex.
>>29464136My girlfriend is just like this. One night, she's pulling me into bed to ride me until we both can't cum anymore. After that, she just wants to cuddle and talk for like, two weeks. No interest in sex.Then she'll randomly get horny and again and just go crazy.
>>29464020No that anon is actually right. A lot of woman have never experienced an orgasm because they just can't. It's rare for a girl to be able to orgasm. And don't believe that squirt nonsense either.
>>29463300How can you be this bad at masturbation? Especially that dildo "riding", just pathetic.
>>29464327Its very frustrating. Im horny at least twice a day. Plus, she's always walking around naked at bedtime. At least once a week I end up jerking off in bed while she is laying next to me naked and reading a book.
>>29464063ok i gotta agree with the op here that the only time that fantasy works is if hes rich and influential. as soon as the guy living in a dilapidated apartment is into cnc and bdsm play they really couldnt care less and are usually disgusted by that fact. they are attracted to the fact a man that wealthy is so degenerated sexually. like the inverse being guys who find it hot that some nuns or librarians or elementary school teachers have fantasies of being chained up and brutally fucked until they pass out or to be whipped so much it leaves them with bloodied lash marks on their backs. its about the duality of the person being so innocent/conservative occupationally opposite their degenrated personal lives of filth and lust. nothing about the actual idea of being raped by just anybody.
Moar please
>>29464100Tfw I have a long term gf who doesn't need me for support. She has more money than me and a better career. I fully expect she'll out earn me for the rest of our lives. Literally the only times she's rejected me sexually are when she's on her period and sore. I'm 100% she enjoys sex and we're very sexually compatible.Thank you anon. Thank you so much. Whenever I feel insecure about being 'the reacher' or whatever, I'll remember that she's with me for me and not for anything material I bring. I'll remember that that no matter how insecure I feel, I'll never have as tragic and empty a world as you.
>>29464394>At least once a week I end up jerking off in bed while she is laying next to me naked and reading a book.What kind of books does she like to read?
What a nice thread!
>>29463300The gamer girl one turned me on in particular, need more of girls acting like complete depraved hedonists
>>29464100Women love sex. But they play the "not in the mood show" for power and bad looking partners.
>>29465176Congrats anon you're lucky. No need to insult people over it.
>>29463944Tell that to my sister who I can hear through the walls of my house like every other day
Are these all onlyfans whores?
There was this Asian girl I stumbled upon on YouTube/Insta that lived in SF. She mostly showed off her apartment and talked about how she was content being single in her late twenties or thirties. Every once in a while she would make a video like "Ten ways I recenter myself" or "How I'm celebrating international women's day" and she would go through everything and one would always be masturbating.Have not been able to find it in forever, found it super hot.
Anybody have a name for the gal in the first video? Looks a lot like my ex
>>29466395based
>>29463283I love these. Every girl you know is touching her pussy.
>>29466382Sauce?
I don't understand how they can masturbate to go to sleep. I typically do it just before I get up in the morning. Take care of myself and I'm ready to take on the day.
>>29466729Wait until you see one irl it’s a trip
>>29466729The ones who are prude or embarrassed about it do it the most. They derive little satisfaction from real world relationships and get their fix when they are alone.
>>29466926Are you a human? the oxtuion release is is a pretty universal relaxer/calmer
>>29463283They can't even rub one out without turning it into some performative shit for views.
>>29466701what the hell is that video, gay porn?
>>29463944Lmao virgin
>>29466999He said, as if there aren’t constant “tribute” threads in /b/
>>29466701what is this subway surfer porn fetish? she is not even watching it herself, it's facing your wayalso she is peeing all over the laptop
>>29464025This guy's sex life must be so sad. RIP. Maybe he has a small dick or something? Maybe he's just had bad luck. There really are some women who have no interest in sex and take no pleasure in it. I just don't date them. Keep trying, bud. You'll find a woman who likes sex, eventually. Like, haven't you ever had lesbian friends who talk about sex with you? Or sisters who openly discuss sexuality around you, even with their friends or something when they hang out at your house? Haven't you ever read or watched any erotica written or created by women? This guy must have such a small sad life.
>>29464068> Show me a female fantasy where the billionaire fucks her then tells her to gtfo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Story_of_OIt's written by a woman and everything. Considered a BDSM classic. I'm surprised you've never heard of it, since you present yourself as such an expert on female sexuality.
>>29464345>A lot of woman have never experienced an orgasm because they haven't met me yetftfy, shrimp dick.
>>29464100>they barely get horny in comparison to menthey're hornier than men by a long shot.a long shot.you just gotta know how to rub their mind right.t. happily married for 13 years.
bump. there's a specific one i'm looking for
>>29467435Is she living in a fucking cuck shed?
>>29463397>he says, on the website that has posted the same cartoon frog and white face several billion times
>>29463944>They have nothing down there except a dead cavity where the penis is supposed to enter.Holy shit, see what happens when you skip sex-ex class?captcha: n jrk p
>>29464366Every girl is different in the way they get off. Some get off vaginally and some are clitorally. Some girls can only orgasm once, almost like a guy and some can have multiple orgasms with only minutes between.She probably doesn't get off with the dildo and she has a Satisfyer so I'm guessing she's a clit girl.
>>29468239who
>>29468259fuckfernbrooks
>>29463639It's 100% fake. Women hate sex and don't want to have it with anyone, including themselves. Sex is purely a transaction for them; if they don't get something in return (money, attention) then they don't engage in sexual activity at all, ever.
>>29468254sauce?????
>>29468062Yeah, but it's not a random girl who shares her ways of satisfying herself with friends. She's a porn actress and she's really bad at her job.
you retards have no idea how much females masturbate. It's probably at least 2x as much as men. I knew a girl who would get off in the morning and then before she went to bed just because all she needs is a finger and her phone. women are OBSESSED with gay porn and you think they don't jerk off?the clit is right there but none of you faggots know where it is because you can't stop staring at cock or understand that clit action is necessary for like 90% of them. Spit on your finger and pretend you're still using a laptop with a finger nub retards. remember me when you actually manage to get her off for once.
>>29463925more of her please
>>29463300Was hot until it became unplausable as an actual tiktok
>>29466701>ruining your screenWHY.
>>29467333On average? Doubtful. But feel free to provide some tips for the less experienced. Permanent cheat codes for the slut machine
>>29468239>implying regular sexual satisfaction doesn't lead to more functioning members of society
>>29466994>oxtuion releaseWTF is that?I'm not saying it's universal, but other women I have been with say the same thing. Maybe it's just clearing the thought of sex out of their mind so they can get on with their day.
>>29468492It's not too complicated if you follow a few basic principles:1. Learn where the clitoris is. It's really sensitive so don't touch it directly all that much but you'll make her feel great if you rub your fingers either side of it.2. Learn to talk dirty and give positive feedback. "You're making me feel so good" and "You look so hot right now" are a few examples of things you can say to stimulate her mind and body.3. Carrying on from point 2: Be more vocal in general. Girls love hearing guys moan, so play up the ragged breathing and grunting. Even if you'd normally be silent, make some noise anyway.4. De-emphasize the penetration part of sex. Many girls either just don't like penetration or can't get off on penetration alone. Play with her pussy, kiss her and use her toys on her. Sure, you can put your dick in her when she's hot and ready but don't rush straight to this part.5. TALK TO YOUR PARTNER. Seriously, just find out what she's into and adjust your approach accordingly. It's all ammunition you can use to make her feel good and then you'll get to feel good too.
>>29465786Sounds more like anon's not insulting you, but that your worldview is a gross oversimplification of women. To be clear, I'm not insulting you either -- imagine for a moment that any average chick approached you with the assumption that she could wrap you around her finger by manipulating you via your most obvious one or two preferences, as though you were simpler than a beagle. Would you open up to that? Women are people, bro.
>>29468313Who hurt you, buddy?
>>29468649Sounds good for when you're about to have sex with her but what about the steps leading up to that? If they aren't that horny or interested in sex. Or attracting and seducing girls you haven't gotten to know yet. I suppose you mean that once you've performed so well with a woman she'll start develop an insatiable attitude to sex that she didn't have before? But that's not the first step. And maybe she already had that high sex drive from the get go, idk.
>>29468649I'm another anon and I have a few questions :- do you earn a lot of money?- does she work a lot?- do you give her a lot of gifts, restaurants, flowers?- do you have children?
>>29463925>>29463283I know it's elvasnaps now, but her tiktok videos are all deleted. Anyone know where her vids can be found? Not talking about her explicit content on fansly on coomer.
>>29467199She wrote it to arouse her lover, Jean Paulhan
>>29468051Sauce
>>29464136>wife between 23-28: average boring married sex>wife between 28-35: wild. Slutty. Nonstop. >wife turns 35: as you described
>>29463397Congrats, you figured out Tiktok
>>29467459Ah yes, the infantile onlyfans/camgirl room decor>>29467501based fetish
>>29468313More and more I think you are right. Their vagina is a tool. And they use it for work!
>>29469093OMGYES course
>>29467566>every pepe/wojak is the same jokeAre you retarded? That's not the same thing at all.
>>29469214Plenty of hyper sexual 35+ milfs but maybe they're one of a kind or those who stay single. Still impossible to compete with most men though
>all this discussionwere are the fucking webms
>>29468254sauce?
>>29463283>wamen solo bating reaping the pleasure only for themselves Gross
>>29466395Twitter name?
>>29466701Cumming on Jordan is wild, and he'd probably love that. For those asking .. Jordan (JordanWearsNoGi) is a 10thPlanet Las Vegas Black Belt under Jake Shields that was out with friends and heard a woman scream. They ran there and found this dude kicking the fuck out of his girl, so Jordan wrapped him up. He held him until the cops came. He kept telling the guy, Youre so lucky Im not a bad guy because I would FUCK YOU UP right now. It's true ... Jordan is not a bad guy.
>>29463283iirc this chinese chick from spain told some anon she masturbates to orgasm at least nightly before bed on a dating app. if i can find it do u guys want the conversation?
>>29463864This is the real issue. Females are capable of orgasm but incapable of love. The reject society and fertility and only feign attraction to males in order to trick us into laboring alone to support their infertile, loveless romances. Female circumcision doesn't address the underlying hatred that females feel for men because real loving relationships are built upon labor and females resent doing the job of womanhood. They hate doing their part. Only lobotomization will return the eggs the lesbian traitors have stolen from our people while preserving the utility of the womb. Sentient females cannot be trusted to perform the roles of women and mothers. Just remember that yes they're masturbating and no you're not involved because you'll never be pretty and that's all they value.
>>29466701bmaf tranny faggots are not gonna like this one
>>29464275Kind of sounds like you're so disappointing in bed that she has little to no interest in sex until a sufficient amount of time passes that her horniness builds up enough to exceed her certainty that you'll leave her wanting.
>>29466382god damn them some heavy ass titties
>>29463642You should be earen by hyneas.
>>29463944Actual incel in natural habitat.
>>29463300>farmer girl>no corn
>>29463978> pre trannyism being popular.It's literally mentioned in the bible, so you must be fucking ancient if that is true
>>29469746perimenopausal women are stupid horny. 38-45 is wild times for females. Testosterone goes up .. estrogen goes down and all they want to do all day is fuck. They definitely feel a way about young men -30. They tend to adhere to societal norms and avoid the yiung cubs ... but if you get in there ... THEY FUCK
>>29470783Im surprised a moid understands that women peak sexually in their 30s. Late 20s, early 30s is when women are most fertile. Pedos and hebephiles are retarded predators.
>>29464136>My wife gets super horny for about 3 days straight.>Then we wont have sex for another month.Women have a horny few days a month as part of their period cycle. My ex was a fucking succubus a few days leading up to her periodRest of the month she would be pretty chill. Also in general women lose interest in sex when they get married. My married friends all unironically look forward to their annual birthday handjob.
>>29468051this whole series of videos is great, they interview a couple other girls. can someone dump em all on /t/?
>>29471373Imagine the smell kek
>>29464275Don't listen to the larping cucks and virgin anons on here.Every couple works differently. My wife and I fuck like rabbits when she's ovulating, because she's super horny, and then we go 2-3 weeks of not doing much, because her sex drive once her period starts is practically zero.Sometimes she does give me handjobs/blowjobs during those lower sex drive weeks.Most anons here troll or larp because they've never seen a woman naked irl, let alone fuck one consistently.
>>29468051there's no door gunner on an apache. if she was blackhawk crew chief then maybe, sure, but those are two entirely separate jobs.
>>29463944Whatever ackmhed. Go back to fucking you 4 year old wife
>>29470126yeah
>>29468399Can confirm most anons are just antisocial NEETS who don't know how to talk to other humans let alone women. On average they aren't much different than men. maybe in the past more sexually repressed but that isn't really true now.Girls jerk it to weird porn all the time. Sure a lot of it is text based but like look at the omegaverse- there's no shortage of chicks that are wacking it to the though of dudes channeling raping and 'knotting' each other and making them love it. Theres 150,000 fan fics related to that topic- and there are way more fans of it reading them.And they will talk to guys about it (even ones they aren't fucking) as long as they don't act like a faggy incel losers.
>>29463397It’s not even a good joke. If I gotta go to bed at 10 I’m jerking off before not after. I’ve never woken up in the middle of the night just to jerk off.
>>29471759very embarrassing but I (female) jerk it to weird fanfic like 3 times a day.... all my friends do it too
>>29471759>And they will talk to guys about itThis.My girlfriend is a full on gooner, and I didn't know this about her until we were a couple months into dating.She's a fucking weirdo and I love her.
>>29468368>>29470014madison.wilson87/madisonwilson19/yourmadisonwilson/madisonishappyy/yourmiataylor/prettiestmiataylor Her actual porn leaks are available on simpcity
>>2946695819y/o at my culinary school would rub herself through her pants rarely and I saw her bf rub her while talking to a chef across their desk!!
>>29468313True, and the only people on here trying to say otherwise are >Trannys>Men who give the woman something>Women trying to pretend otherwise
>>29470245Pre testosterone Morgpie was something else
>>29463643They're women, anon.
bump
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>>29468051
>>29468051>>29473219
Has someone figured out, how to revive a long term relationship? I know she masturbates, but we rarely have sex and we're still in the 30s. She says I'm putting pressure in her. It's frustrating.
>>29473228therapy.
>>29473228you are unironically getting cucked
You are all just a bunch of losers telling on yourselves lmao. Interact with women in the real world some day actually better yet don't you probably reek and that alone is too much
>>29473228you can't negotiate attractionyou have to be someone she wants to fuckif she doesn't want to fuck you, there's nothing you can do to her to change her mindmake yourself attractive to other women and the competition for you will change her mindbut fuck chasing pussy, they should be chasing you, so make yourself that desirable, you're the prize not pussy
>>29470237Rent free lmao
>>29473228Could help you but it sounds like you're an annoying dude who doesn't get his wife doesn't really like him and is just forced to be with you soIdk stop being a demanding creep if you can?
>>29471879How did you find your way to 4chan and /gif/?
Women observe what men want and then immitate that for money/attention.Girls don't really masturbate except maybe once a month.They will have sex with you if your naked penis is right there and you get them going, but again, they can take it or leave it most of the time.The main times my ex wanted sex was when the relationship was bad and she could sense me pulling away.Women like travel, doggos, coffee shops, wasting money, scrolling their phone, looking cute, and having a fake friend group.Sex is way down the list and it's mostly used to secure a guy that gives them a safety anchor in a world they find scary.Raunchy sex with Chad occurs when young because they think they need 'memories x'That's it.Women have very low testosterone levels and don't experience the overwhelming desire that men do.
>>29474347Can smell the virgin
>>29468313>>29469318>>29472120either virgins or small dicks
>>29474530NTA but it checks out. Women don't give a fuck about sex, even less so if on hormonal birth control.
>>29474564>NTAto leddit you go
>>29474645>nta>not that anon>redditYou're fucking retarded
Every female maturation done with make up and styled hair is bullshit
>>29466701Why did she pee?
>>29466854>>29470542>>29471912>>29466382Sauce is urlatinanurse
>>29463643I knew women were retarded but seeing them just copy pov without any care or understanding about what it even means was another discrete nail in their coffin for me.
>>29463373>Ellyandnickty
>>29473228>how to revive a long term relationship?Are you ugly and fat? stop being those things
>>29464232Brownboi going five seconds without fantasizing about black men challenge difficulty: Impossible
>>29473228You just don't let it get to that situation.The same way if everything was suddenly back to normal, you'd never forget that she would rather masturbate than sleep with you, she'll never forget whatever reason it is she didn't want to sleep with you.Maybe she's not attracted, birth control hormones altering her attraction, you said something, you did or do something, you let yourself get uglier, she was thinking about another man, she was cheating or anything else.No matter what happens, neither of you will forget what's been happening.I just hope you're not married, just end the relationship and move on. A man in his 30s should be in his prime, don't spend your prime with a woman who doesn't want you.
The amount of virgins in this thread debating if women can orgasm is hilarious.
So its just the same joke but with diffrent girls?
>>29473228Don't listen to these anons, they're all retards. Get connected back with her. Go on a date. Find something you both enjoy together. Cook a nice dinner together. When you first started out, you did dates, hung out, did things together. Now that it's been several years, its all monotonous and routine, and nothing is there to keep the spark going.>> married 12 years with 2 kids, been together 15. was in this for years until i did above, sex 4x a week minimum
>>29471567kk lemme dig for it.