>>29509264
Like bags of sand

>>29509264
How big does my dick and wallet be to please a woman like this?

Insane body
Salsa por favor

>>29509278
Plus salty milk.

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>>29509264
Really fun. Climaxing at the same time is peak existence.

>>29509264
There is nothing like it in the world and I feel bad for anons that never got to experience it and I don't mean that as a put down. It is supposed to be one of those things that make up the full human experience. I think most men through out history would be incels had they been born today. With that said, if there are any virgins out there reading this; have a shower, brush your teeth, put on a fresh pair of clothes and meet up with a hooker. Tell her it's your first time and you want to see what it is like. No it won't be the same as having sex with someone you like but it will give you some perspective and get the virgin mark off of you, you'll find it a lot easier to interact with women without pockets full of spaghetti.

>>29509264
It's fine, but can get a little tiring. I mean, four times a day can really put me to sleep at night.

>>29509264
not my ideal but plowing into that a couple times would be just fine

tits are fine when shes on her back

I have zero idea about how to women

>>29509387
No one does, fake it.

>>29509264
it's amazing the first 10 times but then it becomes like any other social interaction
have you ever arrived to a party and EVERYONE was happy you arrived and people came to greet you and talk to you excitedly about stuff and all of that?
feels amazing isn't it, you feel like a main protagonist
well until you get used to it and then it's kinda bothersome and you wish you could just integrate to the party quietly
it's the same, the stakes are high and that feels amazing the first times but after a while it becomes a bit of a burden, you don't wanna treat her like a cum dumpster anymore because you start caring about her self esteem issues, or you stop calling her your little girl because you heard a creepy neighbor used to call her that so you stop, or you know she ate too many carbs today so you shouldn't be pressing here or there because she'll feel bad if she farts while fucking
not to mention if you start falling out of love with her and you still have to perform despite that or if she gains weight or the wrinkles start appearing where there weren't any
it's nice the first times then it becomes a responsibility like a lot of hobbies and good activities, imagine playing soccer for fun and passion and then getting paid for it as times goes on and crazy fans want to kill you if you don't perform at your peak
I might have gone overboard with the analogies but it's not all sun and rainbows

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>>29509407
Bit hyperbolic, mate.

>>29509264

name?

>>29509264
like a warm apple pie

>>29509407
>have you ever arrived to a party and EVERYONE was happy you arrived and people came to greet you and talk to you excitedly about stuff and all of that?
>feels amazing isn't it, you feel like a main protagonist
>well until you get used to it and then it's kinda bothersome and you wish you could just integrate to the party quietly
This has literally never been the case for me. If I am not there no one will ask about me.

>>29509428
gotta be honest anon this hasn't happened to me in a while either, but it used to because I was a micro celebrity in a competitive videogame we used to play and for some reason a lot of girls also got into it so our parties looked like any other party.
I miss the feeling of it but I don't miss those days because I always had anxiety when too many people look at me.

>>29509264
Actually it's demanding and tiresome. I am the one who should control when I want to have sex

>>29509264
It's abysmal. I'm asexual btw

>>29509504
Brain tumor.

>>29509407
>>29509264
what?
this guy is weird
I'm in a long relationship and I don't get what he is talking about.
Sex is amazing and it'll always be amazing, especially if you love each other.
Life will get in the way and when you both have time and are turned on by each other, that's the relief, that's when things make sense and makes everything else worth doing because it'll again lead back to you two, together.
I swear, so many people are living life on hard mode by creating impossible standards or raising emotional walls around themselves, and if someone does get through, they are not good enough.

>>29509278
yup

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>>29509264
It's fun as it doesn't feel like you rape her somehow, or fuck a warm corpse. Though it also works if she puts effort into it, and fakes it well enough

>>29509264
It's great. I was in a relationship with a woman who, in short, didn't want to have sex with me (long story, she basically had issues with sex overall but was adamant she was attracted to me) for years and while we loved each other, that was draining. Now I'm with someone who's cool and hot as fuck who loves to fuck, loves to blow me, spend time together, etc. She had me fuck her in the ass the other day and it was hot, but when I pulled out she shat a bit and I nutted so hard I hit her in the ear. We ended up just laughing about how messy it was, showered together, then went about our day.

But it's the best, I won't lie. It's especially nice when a girl is overt about wanting to have sex with you. Most girls are thought to not be like that and it's incredibly frustrating because now you're in a position as a man where you have to be forward and could come off like a pushy creep if you read it wrong. I guess it can be tiring, but you just have to pace yourself and not fuck EVERY day.

>>29509511
Dubs so it must be true, but why do you say that?

>>29509407
This hits too close to home but it's ok because I overcompensate by getting really drunk and caffeinated and fuck her raw, even after 11 years of the same pussy.

What you have to remember is women dont want you to give a shit about their self esteem or body image issues or the new flavor of the week stretch mark, they want you to dick them so hard they forget about all that shit for AT LEAST the next 15 consecutive minutes. If you interrupt yourself every fucking second thinking about the carbs she ate 30 mins ago that's gonna translate to your performance and you're gonna fumble it. You have to leave the pussy throbbing because a little external pain keeps her retarded sad woman brain in check, and she will remember that favor and will return it later. At a certain point in life you have to understand sex is utilitarian for men, its not about tapping into your feelings.

tldr: skill issue.

>>29509533
Asexuality isn't normal, no matter what Tumblr tells you. Talk to your doctor. Trust me.

>>29509539
Awww no dubs on that one, so no dice hombre

>>29509537
I am an overthinker in everything I do.
I've made exes cum 7 times in a row so of course she's having the time of her life, but I'm still thinking about how much weight we've put on during these vacations through italy or how her eyes don't have that naive shine they used to
I can mask those thoughts and perfomr well, that's part of the responsibility of performing well with a woman that wants to have sex with you I was talking about.

>>29509537
Also all your analogies are sad as fuck and I feel sorry you let your sexual life stoop so low you dont even have a primal attraction to fuck your woman anymore.

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>>29509556
look sasha I'm sorry your husband left you his 20yo secretary but that's just how it is, insulting the lust of men towards you won't fix that, aging makes women uglier, simple as that.

>>29509264
We need a sauce

>>29509280
>>29509423
>>29509726
https://linktr.ee/VitaminMia

>>29509264
I couldn't tell you. I had multiple long term girlfriends, like a dozen one night stands, and I'm now married for over a decade with 2 kids. I have never once had sex where I felt like the female counterpart actually wanted it intensely. It's always this "okay, fine, do what you must you disgusting male". I mean I love having sex with my wife and all that, but it is always, ALWAY her acquiescing to my demands, never active desire.

>>29509280
not big.
women like partnership. being listened and considered.
but anon, at some point it will drive you mad. not worth it.

>>29510024
You say that, yet it drives me mad that I dont have it.

>>29509993
Cuz she meets up with Jamal in a hotel

>>29510044
yes the desire to possess.
the anxiety to possess and the tediousness of having "it"

>>29509264
A little exhausting and sometimes even annoying, but as someone who has experienced both stereotypical low sexdrive (past) gf and high sexdrive wife now:
Much prefer the latter.
Not so much because of the sex, which is still cool, but because it's nice to feel wanted and all that jazz.

>>29510044
Anon's right; eventually the fun wears off and it becomes more burden than benefit. However, it's also up to the man to be the commanding force, and the cheerleader; hyping up even when the cards are down.

In essence, if shit gets stagnant, it's because you (the man) let it happen.

>>29509264
I mean this idea is fundamentally flawed. Maybe I'm just incelcore but for the most part women all come with a tint of disloyalty. Yeah she wants to have sex with you but does that mean anything about you as a person? Not really, she wants to have sex. That "you" are a factor really depends. No relationship I've been in has a woman really head over heels monogamous. I don't know that such a woman exists, I mean look at people's relationships after the honeymoon phase.

Certainly depends on the person. I'm actually in a relationship at the moment, first girlfriend I've ever had. Sex feels like a burden. I have to do it, or else the relationship goes to shit because she feels unloved and undesirable. I find it unpleasant, it doesn't feel good on my penis at all, I don't get excited although she's quite pretty, and I just wish it would be over soon. I'm actually considering breaking up because of sex, and I probably will. It certainly doesn't beat a good wank.

>>29509264
good for the first couple of months

>>29510545
I get that, I fap maybe once every two days, but mostly solo girls and instagram thots, so Idk how that works

>>29509514
6 months isn't long term buddy


>>29509407
you know what works for me to make sex feel better with her? fucking other girls

>>29509520
Source, please?

>>29510484
Hey Anon,
I used to feel like this with my ex bf. There can be a couple reasons why. maybe you guys don't click, she's not comfortable with herself, or you have your own reservations too.

I only mean to say it's not normal to feel like this and you should bat for yourself always. To me its a major red flag when sex is a chore, disassociating during sex is not a skill you want to hone. When I committed to being lesbian best sex and connection of my fucking life. yeah have problems, but never realised how much physical harmony can anchor you. good luck to you, hope you guys can talk it out.

>>29509264
Constant nagging about it when you have more important things to do.

nothing like it in the world. no better achievement than getting a girl so horny you just slip in easily

> attractive male anon here
> 6'2" fit 45yrs never married
> fairly average income with smart investments but broke as fuck when younger
> often gets asked "anyone ever tell you that you look like ryan reynolds"
> some long term and many short term relationships
> banged over 100 women at least, averaging 8/10s, really stopped counting
> several MFF threesomes
> used to mouthfuck a professional dominatrix like a little cocksleeve
> sometimes had three women throughout same day
> etc

not going to humble this, it's pretty awesome. but is there something that worked for me? I'd say find yourself a thing you can share and become deeply passionate about it. women pick up on that and it's infectious.

and take care of your shoes
do the things that make you feel confident
put yourself in situations where you can thrive
be helpful
be respectful (especially if you aren't)
and don't ever be afraid to walk away

Why are there so many sex havers on 4chan? KHVs used to be the majority.
>t. 29 year old wizards apprentice

>>29509264
feels good but it never lasts

>>29510589
Sunny Lane

>>29509264
As opposed to what, raping a random woman or smth?

>>29509407
>wife loves cnc
>know wife loves cnc
>take care of those needs every time
>still love the fuck out of her and listen to her work shit etc
2 years running, idk how you weak retards can’t keep fucking your girls like whores while knowing about them. Probably the boomer feminism instilled in you. Women love being fucktoys

>>29509308
Who? She’s indistinguishable from perfect.

It’s the best thing ever, especially when you’ve dealt with the opposite.
>married 10 years
>dating 3 years before
>in all that time she made a point to tell me she didn’t care about sex and saw it as a chore
>never complimented me
>never initiated
>all her kinks were CNC related and would shame the fuck out of me after
>condom every time even in birth control because she did not want my cum inside her
>made sure she got off every time but would still find some way to complain
>nitpicked every little thing
>coerces me into a vasectomy and then hard shuts down any sex
>no BJ’s, Hand jobs, doesn’t even want me masturbating
>made negative comments about my 5.5er
>made negative comments about my body
>never communicated what I could or should be doing better

Finally divorced her and got with a super sweet post-abuse divorcée
>Compliments me constantly
>explicit and enthusiastic consent
>talks about how much I turn her on and how wet I make her
>masturbates to me
>wants to fuck every time we’re together
>begs me to cum inside her despite her using BC and me having had vasectomy because she wants me to “mark inside her”
>loves to watch me jerk off
>loves to give spontaneous bj’s
>when on her period she either lets me hit anyway or at least makes sure I’m well stocked with fap material and gets me off when we’re together
>genuinely makes me feel like the best thing that’s ever happened to her
>randomly surprises me with little gifts since “you fuck me so good and make me happy”
>constantly communicates so that I never have to worry
>I understanding when I’m worn out and can’t perform which honestly just gets me going again
>not even counting how sweet and thoughtful she is outside of sex

Literally worth losing my house over, don’t give up anons, if your girl doesn’t make you feel wanted there’s someone else out there who will treat you like you’re god’s gift to her pussy as long as you put in the effort to treat her right

>What is being with a woman that actually wants to have sex with you like?
I wish I remembered. She was different 4 years ago

>>29509570
Obviously, moids are incapable of love.

Her face is a bit old for my tastes.

>>29510780
chloe lamb

>>29509264
You know, it's pretty problematic for you to be having sex with women who don't want you to.

>>29510044
The real thing not a single person in here talks about, or begins to understand, is that this ache to have it is what keeps you from having it. When you go in expecting to take, you attract people who want to take from you. If any at all. Women are much better at feeling the vibes than you think they are. If you feel owed something, they can tell, and then they stay away. The real trick is to turn inward and be complete within yourself. Your cup runeth over, and you pour into others without expectation of anything in return. That coupled with having a thoroughly unthreatening aura about you, and actually listening and remembering when they talk to you gets you MONUMENTAL amounts of pussy. It's genuinely not as hard as the black pilled incels in the forum make it out to be. They don't get that their prophecy is self-fulfilling.

>>29509264
Like stepping into a warm, cozy building after walking for miles out in the cold rain.
For the brief time you're together, you're not competing, you're not grinding, you're not working, you're not thinking about status or proving yourself to anyone.

You've crossed the finish line, achieved the main thing in life all your instincts are pushing you to do, and all is well.
As your refractory period fades afterwards, all of that slowly comes back, but it takes days or weeks for it to fully return.

>>29509264
Kinda annoying, since I want to rawdog slim little asian femboys the most. My girl has a body like OP and I just want to nut inside little boys.

>>29510236
You can say the same about men.

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>>29509264
All thats left with all the women I've known in that way, is that in old photos I took of them they are all smiling so happily at me

Also having a very large penis helps that

>>29509264
unga bunga

>>29510863
I'm tired and I read "loves to give spontaneous bj's" as "loves spongebob" and I was like damn that's too bad for you but cool.

>>29510638
Shut the fuck up manwhore

>>29511151
Yeah but everything about the way women move and operate kind of leverages a purity that says otherwise. They act like they don't just float around and when you point to that disloyalty you're slut shaming or some bullshit. And to call bullshit on that is like a fun little game women play where you are treated as a sexy bad boy worthy of respect for dismissing their dogmatic bullshit but also, disturbingly, they genuinely are angry and will talk shit to you about how you're being disrespectful, like genuinely criticize you in nuanced and deeply harmful ways. Because they're dumb or hate themselves or oppression or something. tl;dr "I wouldn't though."

She acts like a brat on purpose to get me to dominate her and she gets to be submissive. Then she basically does whatever I want and gets super wet from servicing me. Then she begs for the creampie.

>>29509264
Third eye connection, you feel the aura and bond.

Uh...like someone acting attracted to you

>>29509264
It's good in a sense that she will gladly have sex with you and perform for you when you want it, but on the flipside she will also want sex sometimes when you're just not in the mood or busy - obviously she won't press or anything but you will see the signs and feel some kind of passive pressure from her and that can be awkward and offputting in a way.

Also, her honeymoon period with you will end eventually, she might get distant to you with time, so you can't take her eagerness for granted. It's just life with another person, in short

>>29509264
She has a higher sex drive than me and whenever she wants it, she gets it. Almost feel used

>>29509264
Why have you fucking anons made this about "love?" OP never once uttered the Hallmark invention. He wants to know what it's like when she WANTS to fuck you. And it's great. There's a reason why women like being pursued. It's a drug to be desired. It also means she's ready to go, which is a nice bonus.

>>29510484
porn ruined your sex life, simple as that. Just stop watching porn for like a month
>>29511023
pretty much this. I was crazy for one woman and in the meantime I met another one that was crazy for me and I just stuck with that second one - she thought I'm really fucking cool and basically endured being mentally cucked by that first woman because I had no demands nor expectations from her, I just let her stick around

>>29511464
>>29509264 (OP) #
>Why have you fucking anons made this about "love?"
Because it's what the non egoistical no drug addict fucking anons associate and feel when promoted with OP question you fascist dog

Who the fuck are you? A fucking narcissist?.everyone else is wrong to associate with love and aren't as cool as you who associate it with your drug addict you fucking nonwhite?

He even placed love between quotes, poor thing

>>29509264
Fantastic. When she's really into it and starts howling like an animal, pussy spraying juices everywhere, her pussy starts to convulse and practically sucks the cum right out of you. Cumming directly inside of a woman you love is the greatest feeling you'll never experience.

>>29509318
you'll also learn it's not really that special. unironically, it probably would be like fucking a warm apple pie. remember, a garbage woman (which is majority these days) will ruin your life and leave you with the consequences of her actions. she will run away and set up shop in someone else's life. do NOT let a shit woman in your life just to get laid. it's really not worth it. if you're young and horny af, just find a reliable hooker.

>>29511493
Your mistake was telling woman 2 about woman 1

>>29509524
i had a former stripper gf (she was slumming it with me b/c she got chubby kek) who had no problem initiating sex and would cum really easily. it was nice as it completely removed that feeling of i'm bugging her for sex all the time. too bad she was a libshit and I couldn't tolerate that bullshit

If OP is 30+ and asking that he's wack

>had an 8 year dry spell
>hook up with a friend and have a casual relationship
>worried I won't last the first time we have sex
>end up fucking for over 10 hours solid, don't nut the entire time
>realise I have trouble nutting at all, don't mind because it means I can go infintely
>only nut with her a few times, mostly doggy because I can go hard and fast
>one time, on the lead up to a birthday stay in a cabin somewhere, we have a no nut week before hand
>fuck her so relentlessly and nut so hard that we leave a puddle on the floor

>eventually the relationship goes a both south; she has to move across the country and having a purely sexual relationship isn't going to work/I don't really have deeper feelings for her
>start dating someone else recently
>is as horny and kinky as her but also connects on an emotional and intellectual level
>same issue again; have trouble nutting at first
>but then, the second time we have sex, I nut hard
>fuck her doggy next time, more nutting
>masturbate together, we both cum at the same time
>do the same again just to finish myself off after fucking for a bit, she starts blowing me as I cum
>same next time
>nut twice the last time we were together
>sex is fun as fuck AND emotionally satisfying

We're gonna make it, bros.

>>29510620
Homosexual abomination, you are the spawn of kikery. You will get whats coming to you one day

>>29511568
lol retard gave up great pussy so he could stay incelpilled

>>29511593
Fuck off retarded fanfiction fag

reunion with my high school ex, we met and drank in a pub, offer to bring her home but took her to motel instead (cuz she doesn't tell me when i ask where she lives kek), we had sex, really excited and passionate one, its like 50/50 of the work, not like fucking a prostitute.

>>29511023
Idk because I dont want to take, I also want to give, and part of what drives me mad isnt just just wanting intimacy, but also giving intimacy, care and love to a woman.

After a few times you stop doubting it, and it all just becomes very natural. You start seeing how women can also be insecure. It feels right. Like a mutual benefit.

>Feeling okay
>Remember some men get to enjoy active sex lives
>Day ruined

>>29509318
Do this if you want to be fucked up forever

>>29509264
It's fun
>Be me, age 19
>Making 50k a year as a technical support rep at a little IT company
>Date a cute semi-traditional sexy woman
>Insane sex day in and day out for first 3 months of relationship
>Winds down to once per week
>She says "A relationship shouldnt just be sex"
>She's on SSRI's and has zero libido, everything in the first 3 months was strictly survival so she could have a financial backer if things in her hunt didnt work out
>Date for 2 more years
>She leaves me because i keep bringing up how i need sex in a relationship

Fastforward
>Go years without a relationship
>Fucking my hand, hookers, or tinder meetups
>become basically an incel, hating women because my ideal version of a female didnt exist

Fast forward
>Age 32
>Earning 185k per year as a Solution Architect at a nice business in Indianapolis
>Get on Tinder, find cute 19 year old working at a gas station for $12 an hour - Living with 4 other roomates
>Take her to Ruth Chris's steakhouse, our bill is $900 before tip.
>She sees me get into my car in the parking garage at the end of our date, 2020 Corvette (Brand new at the time)
>Next day she texts me "My roomates and i got into a huge fight, and please say no because this is weird, but can i stay with you for a bit to get things figured out?"
>I knew. She knew. She knew i knew.
>She moves in. Sexy 19 year old with a plump ass, thick thighs, huge tits, fuckable face, and cant be any more than 120 pounds soaking wet
>Sex 3-4 times a day.
>I work remotely, she occasionally gets under the desk to blow me
>Married for 4 years now, we have 1 kid, and another on the way
>She is a stay at home wife, cooks, cleans, drains my nuts, and takes care of our kid.
>I bring in the money, i pay the bills, and i give her a card for my account and let her spend $2000 a month on various shit.
>My life is great
>She initiates sex every single time. I dont think i have even once.

>>29512090
lol I know this is bullshit because I'm 32 making $180k a year and there is zero way I'd be able to let a roastie just blow $2k a month on my card. Funny enough I have a Corvette as well though mine is a 1970.

>>29512145
Uh, ok? We've been married 4 years. She's the mother of my kid.

I make $3300 a week child. 3/4's of 1 paycheck per months is a small task, That's my groceries picked up from walmart, my starbucks picked up in the morning for the wife and i, our occasional doordash, the vacations she plans for us.

Are you ok?

>>29512175
and that's AFTER tax.

>>29511301

lol you're probably mad i only fuck real women

go dilate and join the 57%

>>29511992
Right? I just come here to get fap material from the occasional thread that isn't full of trannies and other degenerate faggotry, not for existential dread and depression.

>>29512175
>>29512177
Okay so you're actually making ~$245k a year. Your story is a bit all over the place but that's alright. Have fun spinning tales anon.

>>29512195
I don't think you earn more than 46k a year kid.

>>29512213
I stopped shopping at Walmart before I broke 6 figs lol. You're lying through your teeth.

>>29512175
>$3300 a week child. 3/4's of 1 paycheck per month
And you get paid weekly? Wow that's amazing anon.
lmao Do you even have a job?

>>29509318
I think I’d rather just stay a KHV at that point. The only thing more pathetic than being a virgin well into adulthood is being the guy who had to pay some mentally ill woman to fuck you.

>>29509278
jajajaajajajaja

>>29512145
what do you do for work?

>>29509264
Tiring. Any time I try to nap, she's on me and putting her hand down my pants.
She gets concerned if I don't last AT LEAST an hour, I have to be able to go at least twice a day (thankfully I get hours between each).
It's strangely conflicting. I can use her to drain my balls any time I want, in any way I want... but it also means I have to put in a lot of effort.

>>29512242
Process engineer for a minerals refining company.

>>29509264
Why is there a telephone mounted next to the shitter?

>>29510863
I'm sorry, but somehow the first experience sounds 10x more realistic than the second.

If both are true you literally hit the jackpot with the second one.

It's an amazing feeling that makes sex so much better than say getting a hooker even if the hooker might be hotter. Something about someone actually wanting you is just great.
Although what this anon says it's also true >>29509407, it doesn't happen so quick as he says but in a serious relationship that's lasted for years and you live together, some of that passion that made it so great is mostly gone. This is why couples start having less sex and cheat, because that other person gives them that feeling of new. So unless you have kids or something to be "forced" to make it work, things won't work out.

But yeah, it's not that hard to get someone who actually likes to have sex with you, everyone needs sex even ugly fat chicks, it's better than nothing.

Although nothing is worse than those shy girls that just lay there and do nothing, it's so off putting that you'd rather just masturbate to some porn instead. So unappealing when a girl just lays there because she's shy, or doesn't understand what she has to do,.

Spooning your girl, smelling her hair, getting a random boner that presses into her ass, her realizing it and then you make out and fuck. Sorry incels.

>>29509264
It's great at first, but as the years go on it becomes an obligation. 7 years in and if we go a few days without It's the end of the world.

>>29510901
There's familial love and there's lust/attraction love. When you get old and ugly I still love you, but my body will refuse to be attracted to a wrinkly corpse. It is how it is. Go blame god or whatever.

>>29510638
> I'd say find yourself a thing you can share and become deeply passionate about it. women pick up on that and it's infectious.
So much this. It doesn't matter what it is either. Several times I've talked the ear off of my by just talking about high level jungling in LoL, or how rigged the matchmaking is (going REALLY in-depth), or about PoE being currupt. Or game bugs. I love reading about that shit, and I spent a LOT of time on those games. I'm very passionate about the topic. But these fucking girls, they don't play those game, they've never heard of PoE or EOMM. It doesn't matter, they love it.
Imagine talking about boosting in league of legends and different strats on the first date, and then fucking 2 hours later. I'm not kidding. I'm like a 6/10 on a good day too. Broke asf

>>29511158
that's a dude

>>29512381
yeah I was being a bit hyperbolic with the timings but it feels that way, at least for me
before I notice I'm 2 years into a relationship and now she actually gets mad when I throat fuck her instead of turned on by it, I guess the pain afterwards is not worth the excitement that moment
at least I've been careful never to make anal painal, I've heard gays love that but I've never met a normal non masochistic girl who doesn't close to anal if it hurts, I've always made it sure to make it enjoyable for them

>>29509264
My coworker cheated on her bf with me and I've been chasing that high for nearly 3 years now. Any other encounter I have doesn't come anywhere near how hot and intense fucking her was while she was taken

im always paranoid theyll get pregnant and want to keep the baby

>>29509264
Depends

You like her back? It's AWESOME. You don't like her back? Congratulations you now have a stalker and depending on crazyness it can be dangerous. No, not every crazy girl that wants to fuck you is hot

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Very few vids in this thread, and what few there are, aren't really aligned with the spirit of the thread. Highly performative production porn. So I'm gonna throw in some stuff that actually captures that feeling a little bit.

Anyway, its great. My wife and I both are in a spot now where the other one cumming turns us on, so we almost always end up cumming simultaneously or within 10 seconds at least. And we do that just about daily when she's not on her period.

Anyway, here you go

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>>29512510
sauce?

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>>29512510
No audio on this but you can tell her pussy is ridiculously wet.

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>>29512543
And I'll cap off with the inevitable result of that kind of fucking

>>29512515
Wish I knew sorry.

>>29509264
Can be amazing, had one who was very enthusiastic when it came to her sexuality. Best sex I had was with her, by far.

No others come close. Anytime we would change positions she would go straight to sucking my dick, no matter what. She just wanted me to feel euphoric, it got her off just to please me. Didn't work out with her cause she had two kids and a crazy BD. Lol

Had another chick who actually would cream herself to me cumming in her mouth. She just really loved so suck my dick, actually obsessed with it. Never knew what it felt like to be really really desired. Every anon who doesn't spill their spaghetti needs it at least once.

>>29509264
Exhausting.

>>29509264
heavy and really wet

>>29509993

that's wild. Especially when she's ovulating she should be dying to get fucked.

Get her to start reading some smut. Also, before having sex give her a 30 minute massage. Gives you time to build up non-sexual, but sensual touch

>>29509308
>>29510780
>>29510930
She's fat as a whale these days. Sad.

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>>29513029
No one asked.

>>29509993
Try getting in shape and learn how to actually turn a woman on. If the girl I’m with isn’t practically begging for my dick then I haven’t done my job right.

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>>29513033
>learn how to actually turn a woman on
Go on...

>>29509264
Pretty good. She always wants to please you. Will swallow and do agree to whatever you want to do with her.

It's funny, but sad talking with friends who have girlfriends or worse wives who won't even swallow their load, much less finish them off to completion.

I've only been in about a dozen 'serious' relationships but I've had a handful that would walk over glass for me. Still looking for that one that ticks all the boxes I want.

These stories have been good but I think my mind is fucked
I get complimented regularly but every time the girl is waiting for me to make the move, I just cant do it.
theres a huge "exposing" feeling that feels like im opening up just to get stabbed.
theress a fear of getting tangled up with someone and disrupting my life.
Theres a feeling of this person "knowing" me too well or me know too much about her and like a weird feeling of giving my ssn, phone number, and passwords for this person to see.
my mind is so fucked. if there was like a place or room where I could just do the deed, finish, and never look back I would be happy.

I dont want to be like this anymore but im afraid of making things worse

>>29509318
>There is nothing like it in the world and I feel bad for anons that never got to experience it and I don't mean that as a put down. It is supposed to be one of those things that make up the full human experience. I think most men through out history would be incels had they been born today.
Then how would going to a hooker make one feel better?

>>29513130
It won't capture this feeling, but it will get you stop putting sex on a pedestal and not spill your spaghetti when you talk to a girl you actually like for real (and who might like you)

>>29509555
>>29509407
Seems like you just cannot enjoy life and also don't really love these women.
Though I have been in other relationships, I can only say I have loved my current partner (been together for 4 years, planning to marry). Though we have times when we are tired and might be a bit difficult to get into it, once we do get it started, or let's say on the weekends after some rest, sex is always fun. What the other anon was saying is also kinda true, being a bit rough and "careless" is totally fine, or at least it should be, it is part of the fun, for both. If you are always like a feminist with a consent paper ready to check boxes, yeah, it is not gonna feel natural and animalistic enough. It is supposed to be a part of life where you are some of your most animalistic self and do some more "freaky" shit.

Sorry guys but that's not a real thing, all sex with females is transactional and once they have what they had sex with you for, it dries up. Enjoy the smoke and mirrors while they last, until they are directed toward somebody else.

>>29509264
Women are dependents. There's no such thing as an independent woman. Being with a woman means having to deal with her.

>>29509318
Losing your virginity means fucking a chick who wants you to fuck her.
Not jerking yourself off using a sexworker who is disgusted by your touch and just want to go leave with the money...

You can't cheat out thé V-cards checkers with " I paid a hooker once"
Also, way to demolish your self esteem permanently by admiting to yourself that a pretty girl will never touch you unless you pat up.

Nope, nothing can replace that first time with someone you want, money doesn't buy that

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>>29513328
>Losing your virginity means fucking a chick who wants you to fuck her.
Nonsense. There's also raep.

>>29509318
As a grown ass man that's had both social anxiety, a glam up, girlfriends and escorts, I'll say this is both good and bad advice in one.

The moment you start seeing escorts, yes you'll realize sex is not a big deal, so it'll help with social anxiety around women.
But on the flip side, you'll also be exposed to how easy it can be to get paid sex. This is a huge motivation killer, and can get potentially addictive and also affect the ability to have proper emotional and sexual relationships. Buyer beware before going down that rabbit hole. There's never going back.

To the Anon shitting on escorts: you're a dumbass. If you're a decent looking, clean man that knows how to treat women (easy going, chill, etc) most escorts will show you a great time and even enjoy the session. They won't be "disgusted to touch you" unless you're a gross, dumbass greaseball MAGA type. I've had very open conversations with escorts, some were non client relationships; many genuinely enjoy their job, especially when a decent guy shows up.

Anyway, to OP:
The best sex is with a woman incredibly into you, sexually liberated and open, when you're both fit and young(ish), both know what the other likes, and also when you're both high on sex chem drugs like MDMA, GHB, coke, and of course Cialis to get past the drug dick.
You've never had sex like on M+G, or coke+G.
Proper dosing of course.

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>>29513432
You sound gay. Not wrong, just gay.

>>29513031
No one asked for your opinion either. Shut your mouth.
>inb4 nobody asked me
I was asked by my buddy Joel to get into this thread

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>>29513463
He did when he gave me a (You). Tell Joel his friend is a cunt.

It’s much like a drug. Your eyes get heavy and glassy , you both squint , you want to lay down. Passionate romantic sex can never really be enjoyable in the bath or shower because the hormone cocktail makes you want to lay down. Theres very little that is better in life than sex with someone who loves you and is horny. The brain likes to reward you as well, a man can be rich without money , he just needs his health , he needs to sleep with a woman who loves him and after their coitus, they both treat each other to a fine meal. There is no destruction in this , not like alcohol or drugs. Just bliss. Woe to Gen Z and those who come next. There is a great pleasure in romantic relationships, they say the young aren’t really having sex anymore. Sex should be reserved for marriage, but marriage shouldn’t be reserved for the old. People should marry young again , get use to sleeping with the same woman, put the horniness away.

>>29513490
SAAAR

>>29512501
Sauce please

>>29513339
Who

>>29509264
been married for more than a decade and have three kids. ngl it's pretty great

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>>29513791
Why are you here?

>>29509264
It feels pretty wonderful. The highlight to me is when a woman is maybe on top or whatever position and she's chasing that pleasure and she's using me like me like a human dildo to get it. I can't tell you how much I cherish that feeling of being used for that. The feeling of a woman coming really hard on your dick is... Incredible.

>>29513802
for fun. why are you here

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>>29513839
I can't leave.

>>29513843
you can leave anon anyone can I believe in you

>>29509264
My ex fiancé
We started dating when I was 17 (her 20) split right before 22.
>waited until 6 months in
>started banging
>became borderline cnc when we moved in together
>we would spend hours fucking and going down on each other
>upwards of 5 times a day 5-6 days a week for years.
>we were both kind of insatiable for each other

Anon if I had to put a value tag on that time? I'm 34 now with a wife and kid (bi wife, I trooned years before we got pregnant) that was the most fun I've ever had outside of this. It was never gonna work but the hot steamy sex everywhere in the house, outside, in the car made it totally worth it. She was a fun lanky goth girl that was super skinny up top but then had a huge ass, amazing hips and thighs.

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>>29513894
It's way too late for that, but thank you.

>>29509264
Who gives a shit?

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>>29509264
It can be very intoxicating at times. I lost my virginity late (24) and the fact that this girl wanted to get on top of me and ride the cum out of me was simply unreal at the time. The feeling of being in pussy for the first time, tits in your face, grabbing handfuls of ass, filling her warm, wet pussy with cum.

>>29509308
Also this. Simultaneous orgasms are amazing every single time.

>>29512547
Sauce? She looks very familiar.

>>29509264
Amazing. I have an ex that I don't think she was really in to me, but into the sex. Became a little tired over the time 'cuz she never got started on me. Still, great sex everytime and continuosly.

Current gf is very into me (we both are into each other). Not very high sex drive as mine or the ex, but man, I truly understand now the difference in making love and "just" having good sex. There's a lot beyond the physical and penetration that I never felt before that makes making love way better than having good sex, which is also part of the whole business.

>>29509264
amazing. to realize your crush likes you back is one of the best human experiences there is. your heart starts racing and youre giddy with joy. you barely think straight and all you want is more of each other.

>>29513128
I'm the same.

I've fumbled or self-sabotaged many potential relationships by wanting to escape the feeling of the walls closing in. It's like emotional/intimate claustrophobia. When a girl gets too romantically close my brain short circuits and I want my 'freedom'.

I think this repeated pattern makes things worse because I don't want to hurt them, so I just close off entirely to girls in a romantic sense.

>>29510901
It's the opposite
Women don't love: they need. And when you fulfill their needs they may feel "love" but only under certain conditions (good luck figuring out which ones). But it's not love, it's deliverance from the anxiety of having their needs unmet

>>29514531
You need help.

like everything else in this world

enjoyable for a very short period of time, then you become accustomed to it and its no longer special

seek the eternal above all else

>>29514544
There is nothing eternal.

>>29512515
Hansel Grettel on ph

>>29512437
well two dudes if we're being accurate kek

>>29513128
>>29514521

Fear is keeping you from the things you want.

Fear is also killing you, not slowly.

Don't fade willingly. Survive.

>>29509264
It's my primary kink. People say that everyone wants to be desired but I will do very stupid things for women I'm not even really attracted to if they show a certain level of interest in me. On the other hand being with a woman who's really into you and is also a nympho can be very fucking annoying because they will take all of your energy you won't get anything else done and while you'll end up in pretty decent shape they just demand more sex all of the time

>>29513460
Thanks, I guess? Gay men have style.
But I'm straight.
Very funny that in your perception "Be clean, chill, respect the girl, and don't be a loser MAGA type" = gay.

>>29514733
I know that very well.
However it's difficult to find a woman who's both chill enough for me to get comfortable and genuinely likes me. It's a lot to ask someone to moderate their emotions when they really like you.

Doesn't help that I have a porn addiction and PIED because of the lack of intimacy, which adds an extra layer to the whole mess.

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>>29509264
Getting compliments about how good you look, random texts about how much fun they had last night, giving you 'the look" randomly in the middle of conversations , surprising you with sex at random moments and both of you just kind of going with it.

When a girl really wants you she is gonna try to fuck you whenever she wants, randomly in the bathroom at a party, in the middle of hike, in the car on the side of the road etc.Its passionate sex too, she cums twice at least, might get some claw marks on your back because of how tight she's squeezing.

>>29512145
living the dream

To everyone, if you really manage to find "a soul mate", good for you but really guys, focus on yourself, build something, build your character, get money, get fit.
Pussy will rain and among those, find one that really admires you and don't settle with the crazy ones.

>>29509537
do you even hear yourself? What does a woman's emotional retardation have to do with you? You're going through all these mental gymnastics to pretend you're gonna solve her problems with 15 minutes of sex? For what, so you can do it again the next day? Sounds boring and retarded as fuck. Men really are pathetic simps. Women don't give a fuck about sex, its just another tool they use to manipulate people. You're describing a chore. There's nothing appealing about anything you wrote.

>>29513460
Not that there's anything wrong with that

>>29514733
Im trying so hard and deep down I dont want to give up
thanks

>>29514904
Faggot

>>29509264
It's pretty dope.

>>29509407
I laugh so hard when I read these kinds of posts.. you know he's either a larping virgin or an absolute autist. Maintaining female relationships isn't that hard. Guarantee you he has a slew of mental issues and insecurities.

>>29509520
>It's fun as it doesn't feel like you rape her somehow,
what does this even mean

>>29509264
ITT: virginity

You know what I love is when I call people virgins/incels on this site and they're like PROJECTING!!! and I then I see threads like this and just laugh.. hard.

>>29515508
you get trash pussy no one cares

>>29510024
This is true. I went from "Man, I hope my dick is enough to please a woman" to "These women are lucky to even get some dick" after a few relationships. Most of them have nothing going on upstairs and are helpless without a dude. I locked down the first one who was even kind of capable of independent thought, an, while it's less sex overall, it's way more fulfilling.

>>29512195
is that hebrew math? 3300 * 52 = 245000?

>>29510863
>coerces me into a vasectomy and then hard shuts down any sex

jesus man that's fucking brutal. Honestly as much as 4chan fucked me up one thing I'm glad of is how much they shamed men who got vasectomies because my ex of 6 years tried to do the same to me several times. She was really similar to your ex-wife even down to the "heavy CNC kinks" thing, that must be a trauma response, it honestly fucked me up being with someone who could only cum when i was degrading/abusing her in bed even if she was consenting to it.

I'm more left wing myself but its a common hypocrisy of left-wing women that they will preach about bodily autonomy but then have no problem whatsoever demanding their partners vasectomize themselves. I told my ex if she wants to be sterilized she can do it to her own body, not mine and she did. I'm very glad I never went through with it because now that I'm nearly 30 I'd like to have kids someday.

Really glad you divorced her and found someone better though, I met someone like the girl you're seeing and she's pretty similar, we moved in together and the sex isn't quite as frequent, she used to want multiple times a day when we saw each other but now I'd say we have sex anywhere from 3-5 times a week which I'm more than happy with. It sounds like your ex-wife got off on making everyone around her miserable you made the right choice divorcing her.

>>29513033
>>29513040
Have a camera aimed at her during sex. Tell her how much attention and money she'll get. It's all they care about.

>>29509264
Ive had a hot girlfriend who didnt like sex and a fat girlfriend who loves it and comes for me every time. Fat one is better.

>>29515508
>>29515568
These kinds of "boast about getting sex" threads always attract the /soc/ normies. Which is why know, /soc/ is nothing but normies circlejerking.

>>29509318
T. Pimp mafia

>>29511023
I am entirely too autistic for this shit

>>29509318
>I think most men through out history would be incels had they been born today.

Unfathomably based and true. The whole web three-point-dogshit of social media and fuck-apps have enabled hypergamy to perpetuate and accelerate exponentially.

>>29514521
Look up attachment styles. Sounds like you might be avoidant

>>29515636
He said his $3300 was after taxes. Assuming 30% effective tax rate, (3300*52)/0.7 = 245,000

>>29511504
So you're judging that I'm a drug addict? It's true. But sex is separate from love. The two can coexist. It doesn't mean they have to.

>>29515089
retard

https://nofilmschool.com/the-matrix-there-is-no-spoon-explained#:~:text=The%20kicker.,code%20for%20the%20physical%20world.

>>29509407
I dont even know how you get like this. I'm a big coomer and I overuse porn to where others would consider me addicted. But I cherish sex with my wife, the emotional connection of two people who want to pleasure each other is way better than what porn can deliver. Sometimes I do feel like I take it for granted, and we have gone through ruts where I felt like she felt she was just performing a service. But there are steps you can take to make her want it too, and when she REALLY wants it, its the best.

>>29512090
okay, so i need to become an middle upper class to have a basic family in 2025.

Now, where i can get a new brain that can pull off being a Solution Architect, or Lead Nose Picker, or Head of Dilly-Dally department.

>>29513186
>it will get you stop putting sex on a pedestal
You literally just said there is "nothing like it in the world."

>>29513031
she is over 40

bottom-of-page-5 bump

>>29510863
Why did you stay for so long

>>29515597
>I went from "Man, I hope my dick is enough to please a woman" to "These women are lucky to even get some dick" after a few relationships.
Worst part is that most dudes are so fucking desperate for a relationship that it raises many women's expectations and standards to ridiculous dream land tier. So when they actually date they think they're settling and hold all the power. Even when she's a 5 and he's a 7. Of course then there's the occasional chad fucking a woman way below his level and ruining her for everyone else.

>>29513906
Thats just your dopamine soaked. I genuinely kek'd at your response bcuz it was so real youre funnier than you know build off that

>>29517388
>dopamine soaked brain*

>>29509264
My gf is amazing in every way but we only have sex every week or every two weeks.

I have talked to her a few times about this and she gets anxious to the point where she basically shuts down when we try to initiate sex. want to fix this so bad but she gets upset every time I bring it up.

Typing this out it feels like I should just leave but I love her, this is hard. Now I'm on /gif/ to satisfy my needs but I just wanna have sex with her, not watch porn.

Married sex has been the best sex of my life. Never thought it would be that way, but here I am. You gotta find the right woman though, that's the key. My wife knows my ins and outs, what I like, what gets me goin, and how to make it happen. Of course we went through a discovery period, and communication was essential to figuring out what each of us wanted. But the results ended up being that my wife is also my submissive, if we don't have sex at least twice a week she gets cranky, and all she ever wants to do is one up herself from the previous fuck. Never in a million years did I think that would what I got out of married life sex.

She's out there gents. You just gotta find her and work for it.

>>29509278
fpbp

the fact that there's no webms of Gianna Michaels in this thread disgusts me

>>29514136
fuck that's hot - is there moar?

>>29512189
Nah nigger you're full of AIDS

>>29510901
>Obviously, femoids are incapable of love.
fixed that for you

>>29511546
How to make sure she isn’t a garbage woman? What to avoid?

Wouldn't know, I'm fat and every time I suspect a woman is into me I shut down because it doesn't register to me that she could be into me without an ulterior motive.

>>29510863
>>29515644
It is fucking insane to me that someone would get a vasectomy because someone else told them to. Even doing it from your own decision seems kinda stupid unless you have like 5 children and want to put a stop to it.

>>29511992
>>29512193
sometimes you need a reality check so that you start unfucking your life

think about what you're doing wrong daily, what you've done wrong for the past 5-10 years and what you can change to not let the next 5-10 years go the same way

>>29516214
unironically yes

you need to be making a lot of money to support a stay at home wife and with how women are nowadays you want to set yourself up with wealth before bothering to look for a girl to potentially wife up

when you're busy trying to win in life serious relationships hold you back because she won't be willing to wait and invest in your lives together she will want the benefits now and that will slow you down

I have so many friends who are making themselves poor because of the girls they're with and they all started those relationships long before they figured out the income side of things

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>board called /gif/
>thread is 95% posts about some gay shit
The mods truly deserve to be shot for their crimes.

>>29517460
Women are different, but that twice a month sucks. My GF jumps my bones every chance she can get. I'm having too much sex to cum consistently under an hour without hand stuff.

>>29517834
You get to know them.

>>29509318
Disagree.

Treat women like any new skill. Take the gym, for example. You don't go in day one bench pressing 300+ pounds. You won't go out there slaying pussy, either. Start low, and realistic. Get a girl who clearly has low self esteem, a torta, etc. and fuck the daylights out of her. It worked for me. There was a chubby Latina at a coffee shop who point blank asked me for my number just from smooth talking her for a minute. I fucked her on the 2nd date, lost my virginity to her @26 years old. Only reason I didn't fuck her on the first date was nerves. Basically went to her place, had her cook for me, turned on a movie, and finally made the decision in my head I was done being a khv and just grabbed her ass. We started making out, I ripped her blouse off, and raw dogged her. Came at least a pint inside. She was shocked at how much I came, and every time after she remarked about how much less it was than "that one time". Never told her that that was 26 years worth of of pent up pussyless cum. Now my current girl is a gym rat pawg. No way in hell I could have pulled her if I didn't start with a torta

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>>29517388
Sadly, I am only funny behind a keyboard.

>>29514136
that looks like a skinny dude, lmao, no gay shit please

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>>29518496
That's on you, faggot.

>>29515687
But youre only willing to been seen in public with the hot one, so

>>29518440
Then thats what you use to hone your craft. And if youre not good at the other kinds of funny whatever those might be you could practice

Semi-related thread >>29509351

>>29518440
Then thats what you use to hone your craft. Is it less valuable because its behind a keyboard? And if youre not good at the other types of funny and you dont like that you can practice. And thats why youre here like the rest of us. Its easier to jerk off than to better yourself and take risk. But risk is like a cold lake anon, it hurts when you first jump in then you get used to it. And then you realize its not so bad.

>>29518722
>>29518729
Shit I got high and forgot I already responded to this

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>>29518729
>Is it less valuable because its behind a keyboard?
Well, yeah. I want to hold a woman in my hands, not just talk to her on AIM, lol.
>>29518740
All good, second response made more sense. I'm glad you said you were high, I just assumed you were Indian.

>>29509264
Its great, but can get exhausting

>>29509415
this is what an acid high looks like

>>29518768
Can I have some?

>>29512543
how the fuck did you find someone that looks like they were a late-in-seasons sitcom kid from the 1970s

>>29513328
>muh burginnidy
you sound like a typical amerimutt abrahamic godtard, simultaneously sex-obsessed and puritanical. you know jack about shit so you should shut the fuck up.

>>29518753
Why does it just have to stay on AIM?
also...an AIM reference?

>I just assumed you were Indian.

>>29518860
>I just assumed you were Indian.
Maybe I am?

This thread is making me want to leave my marriage bros. Barely get touched, sex every few months at best but only if she's the right combo of drunk and a bit of weed... If we didn't have kids I'd already be gone.

>>29512543
>>29518812
And more importantly WHY the fuck would you find someone that looks like they were a late-in-seasons sitcom kid from the 1970s

The reason you faggots don’t stoke the desire in women is because you are gay little unfuckable bitches. You think you can be nice instead of being charming. Nice is easy, you be just be a spineless bitch and anyone can be nice. Being charming takes work, it takes failure and it takes practice. You’re a faggot who only sits at their desk and jerks off and you wonder why women wouldn’t fuck you. If you were a hot chick would you fuck you? Of course not, because there is nothing remarkable about you.

Instead of raising yourself up, getting skills and becoming desireable, you bemoan the fact that women wont lower their standards to accomodate a pathetic excuse of a man such as yourself. Sure some bitches have unreasonable standards, but most just want a dude who isn’t a useless cunt and you sir are the alpha useless cunt.

Be better at life, get skills and get hobbies. Be an interesting person who’s life you actually enjoy. Then talk to women like they are people. You’ll find one who wants to fuck you.

Or you can just go onto perchance and pretend like the little faggot you are.

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>>29518860
Because I'm only funny behind a keyboard....

>>29518929
Post yourself.

>>29518935
Perfect example, no introspection. Always directed outwards, seeing if you can wiggle out of your responsibility in your own misery

Will knowing who I am make your chances better? Or, will finding a hobby where girls are and talking to them do that?

>>29518812
>>29518924
It's a very old clip, and she's cute.

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>>29518949
>Will knowing who I am make your chances better?
No but it will give me a good laugh when we see what color your fedora is.

>>29518957
Whatever makes you feel better as you wash the cum from between your fingers.

>>29518974
I use VR with an automated stroker, poor fag.

>>29518950
>she's cute
do you mean hes cute?

>>29518950
>she's cute
dont you mean hes cute?

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>>29509264
>be me
>have first girlfriend at 15
>she is a legit nympho
>takes my virginity
>fucks me every day without fail
>petite, flat and squirts
>forever cements my sexual preferences
>fools around with me in the backseat when other people are driving us around
>fools around at parties right next to people
>sucks my dick good and plenty
>we break up but remain friends
>tells everybody i have a huge cock
>average at best
>still gets me lots of pussy from curious girls
>still fool around with her in the future even tho she has boyfriend
>she just *needs* sex
forever thankful to that woman's effect on my life. she cut my hair a few times in our adult life and would very purposely rub her tits on my shoulders/head. i would still fool around with her to this day, we just run in vastly different circles. and i'm fat now lol. i have never had another woman in my life have that absolute primal urge to fuck.

>>29519008
>>29519018
I do not, faggot. the lady with the pussy and tits who is getting fucked is cute.

>>29509264
Hi, I approve of this

>>29509566
me so horny me so stupid

>>29519073
and the male face faggot stop projecting and keep coping

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>>29519129
Coping with what? Liking women? Lol
You're literally projecting a man's face on a lady in your mind, faggot. lol

Feels like a bag of sand

>>29509264
Don't remember been married too long

>>29509264
Depends, I was in a relationship with a chick that was really eager all the time, but that was because she was trying to get pregnant. Mind you, not because she was sure I was the dude she wanted to spend her life with. No, she wanted to get pregnant with my kid to get married, have a family and prove to herself, her family and society that she's a respectable woman that is a good mom. And just like that her family wouldn't have to answer questions about when is she gonna get married. So she really wanted to have sex with me but in the big picture I was more of a sperm donor that was supposed to fuck up his life so she can have her fantasy.

>>29509264
It feels really nice. Ex would start like 96% of the sex and it was pleasant and i was like "like yeah, she could go for anyone else but she's going for me instead." And she was like a 9/10 in looks when i look like a 4/10 on a good day.

When there is love and passion, it is the best feeling in the world.

Im still doubting it

>>29509264
After a while it feels like being Al Bundy. Like fuck off I'm trying to watch porn

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>>29519420
.. and you'd rather be fucking your daughter. I feel you.

>>29519143
Look how defensive you are coping with your closet faggotry and lashing out at those who point it out to you. Keep denying that she doesnt look like a little boy and keep saying "IM NOT THE FAGET UR THE FAGET" It's entertaining to watch you seethe

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I'm a 33 year old virgin but one time like 10 years ago I did have a girl that was all over me. She was absolutely mid 5/10 and just barely attractive enough for me to notice her. Anyway she would always come talk to me, touch me, etc. Until eventually she asked for my phone number, and I was so virginal I got an erection from the realization that a female wanted to fuck me. Anyway I didn't go for it because she was trying to monkey branch from my friend to me, and I didn't want drama in the circle. My one chance to lose my virginity and I passed it up over loyalty to my friends.

The reason why I say this is because this might hit home for the other virgins, but there is an intense feeling you get when you KNOW a girl wants to fuck, its like oh shit! You know it, she knows it, you both click, its just about finding the time and place. The best part though was that she wanted me with no effort on my part, she did all the work. It made me realize that this idea that you have charm girls out of their pants isn't always the case, some girls will totally dig you for your weird self and the whole process is seamless. I felt like I couldn't lose, and in the end only my morals got in the way.

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>>29519549
She looks like a little boy... to YOU. I'm attracted to women. You're seeing men where there are none. Reflect on that.

>>29511023
Is this true, or is this just therapy cope?

How can listening lead to sex. When i listen all I hear is "Stop" and "pls no sexu"

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>>29519724
It is true. Although it's clearly never going to work for you.

>>29519667
>I'm attracted to women
People who really are dont feel the need to make declarations like this. She very clearly looks like the cousin oliver from the brady bunch. The owner of a company I used to work for was a 40 yo pedophile dating one of his 18 yo mexican employees. She had the looks and appearance of a 12 yo girl. He did that to satisfy his repressed pedophile urges, just like you do with your faggotry. Also, white knighting a porn clip is a whole new level of faggotry scientists never knew existed. Keep denying faggot, the only one youre fooling is you

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>>29519751
When I am being called a faggot by someone who is clearly actually gay, I feel the need. Fuck you. I'm glad that old guy was getting off with legal puss. You're the one being a repressive cunt.

>>29519724
I think its true. The more Ive had the vibe and focused on pursuing and closing the deal the less Ive closed. The more Ive focused on myself, career, anything that isnt pursuing the more women try to get my attention

>>29509264
Well, a girl you pay is going to treat you much nicer than any girl who actually wants to have sex with you, unless maybe you're a rich and famous gigachad. That's been my experience anyway. Little AMP girls will treat you like a fucking king. Some of the most fun fucks I've had were with girls I paid. I feel like, on some level, the blatant "sex for money" exchange is in some ways more genuine than "love", which is also conditional, but is more underhandedly so.

The real difference is the emotion and the build up and finding out what things the other person likes and the familiarity and the fact that they still like you afterwards and there's no clock involved. Also, a girl who loves and wants to fuck you you is more likely to swallow your cum and engage in whatever kinks you might have. If your "kinks" are more vanilla though, a paid girl is likely to do them though, so it's not really a bonus in that case. Who knows, you might even be able to get what I described with a paid girl if you see her enough, but I've never gone to the same girl more than a couple times and never quick repeats.

I guess another analogy could be that -
>paid sex is like going to a cat cafe, whereas sex with someone you love is like actually owning a cat
this includes all the good and bad parts. Sometimes you wanna pet a cat but you don't want to take care of it or play with it when it's board or clean its litterbox

>>29519844
tl;dr - this guy fucks cats.

>>29519766
Be honest faggot how many gigs of tomboy porn do you have? or is it terabytes?

>>29519848
and your jealous of that

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>>29519851
A couple? There's not enough of it out there, desu.

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>>29519854
I am not.

>>29519021

Same feels here, man. Not green texting cuz I'm on my phone.

Had a female friend in highschool who was little metalcore/scene me's dream girl. She was a certified nympho. She had a boyfriend but their relationship was completely open, the only rule was they had to introduce their partners to each other and preferably sleep mostly with friends. She and I connected over all kinds of shit at school, from music to movies to vidya.

She found out I was a virgin and took my virginity as fast as we could get back to their apartment after school that day. Her boyfriend was totally chill and even gave me some pointers after I finished stupid fast lol. We hung out for a bit and she took me back for round 2, and his advice helped...in that I blew after 90 seconds or so rather than 30 lmao.

She proceeded to train me up for the next couple years, got me into all kinds of shit I never expected to be into (still don't like getting pissed on or pissing on anyone directly, but watching a girl piss or a girl watching me piss gets me DIAMONDS). We did anal, ate each other's asses out, she pegged me, tied me up and teased me for hours on end, her boyfriend and I passed her back and forth, we had MFF threesomes with a couple of her friends.

It was one long, feverish wet dream fueled by copious amounts of weed and alcohol and caffeine (an absolutely retarded combo for anything but sex). Unfortunately I spent all my time fucking and getting wasted rather than doing anything with myself, so I was still stuck living with my parents when they decided to move 9 hours away. She and I each made the trip several times but when COVID hit we just kinda fell off.

We still keep in touch from time to time but she has a serious job as a lead graphic designer for a marketing firm and also a plot of land full of rescue animals so she can't travel so much anymore.

Biggest mistake of my life not switching schools a year earlier so I could have swooped in there first.

>>29510201
Not even remotely true... zoloft wrecked my girls sex drive, historically I have been in relationships completely based on sex, I've run trt for years so my sex drive is that of an 18 year old teenager and my willingness to do anything it takes to push the mood is unparalleled... so it most definitely was not MY fault...

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>>29513031
Oh I did. I asked.

>She's fat as a whale these days.
Prove it.

>>29519844
I've monged for 20 years and this is absolutely not my experience. Paid sex is not as good as a woman who wants it. Not by a long shot. 99 percent of paid fucks are boring because they're transactional and like any job the escort puts in the bare minimum of effort that she can get away with for the pay bracket. Maybe if you're hitting high price escorts they're more professional, but with mid-ranged $250ish list fare it is absolutely going to be a situation where if they're good-looking enough they think their work is already done when you show up. You're there for the visual, to use the hole, and to leave. They're on their phone for the next client before you're out the door. Sometimes while you're still fucking.

A woman that wants it has a way higher chance of putting some work in. Though I do say chance. Most of my gfs have unfortunately been pretty mediocre in bed, but at least enthusiastic and wanting to be there. As a 45yo I'm in a sad tier of anon with nerdy chicks that never learned to be freaks like the current gen. Which is why i mong: to find the odd freak. Rare when I do.

>>29519899
You're an idiot.

>>29509407
dude seriously just wrote up all that shit like some kind of authority on all of it ... except it's pretty obvious for a few - reasons - that he's no first hand experience with ANY of it, and for some reason chose to share what he imagines any of it would be like but cobbled together from TV shows and movies, his own day dreams and with an excessive amount of cognitive dissonance to hold it all together.

"sex is only fun up to ten times but then after that it's a burden and also you don't want to treat your gf like a cum dumpster"

like what. that isn't a real thing, that's not something a real person that's really had sex and been in a sexual relationship has or ever will think . it's believable as something an adult virgin that's sexual and social life are both entirely online and the majority around porn.

touch grass fella, you don't have to be like this

>>29509264
In a good long-term relationship that's a very likely thing to have happen. Women get sexually stimulated by emotions more than men, so when they're genuinely attached to you, they want you a lot.
It also gives you a cheat code during sex: remind her you love her and she'll activate gorilla grip pussy mode.
Sometimes she'll be in the mood and you won't, but will feel obligated "as a man" to please, and those times suck.
But overall it's pretty amazing to have sex regularly without much effort or having to worry about STDs. Also it's fantastic for getting better in bed yourself. You're both open to each other and available.

>>29509993
Some women are less sexually active from birth, but I doubt you've had such bad luck every time.
What's important to consider is they don't get aroused like we men do. Just showing her your body is rarely going to do the trick. Try getting her in the mood the whole evening. You know, candles, a massage, all that jazz. And start slowly, gently arouse her body with your hands, maybe eat her out, THEN proceed to offer dick.
Also, you may be self-conscious and they actually do like it. A perk of having a wife is that you can openly just discuss it.

>>29509280
Dick? Sizeable, but not crazy. Wallet? Enough for rent food and clothes for two.

>>29519623
The irony of you saying this while being a supervirgin who thinks a 5/10 wasn't good enough for you is hilarious to a degree that may cause my death from aspiration.

>>29509280
6 inches uncut with an upward curve will make her go badoinka boink

>>29518899
It might not be that she doesn't strictly want it. It might be that she needs to be reminded you desire her. Women go through a lot with pregnancy and aging. Try to spice things up, try new things, talk, there's a lot of things you can try. She's the mother of your children, don't just give up on her.

>>29520206
It's a bit sad if that was his only chance but I can appreciate his bros before hoes attitude. In my teens and early 20s there was a fair bit of drama in my groups of friends because some dudes just couldn't keep their dicks in their pants and girls were stupid hoes as usual. Didn't hit me personally but there was a guy who dated my first gf after we had broken up and he wasn't welcome after that.

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>>29520302
>Didn't hit me personally but there was a guy who dated my first gf after we had broken up and he wasn't welcome after that.
That's why I don't regret it. In fact his cousin took the bait and fucked her and it messed up their friendship. To be fair she already left him by this point but I knew he was the type to get salty over an ex.

>>29509264
Women are responsive so it's still up to you to initiate most of the time but knowing she'll consent is the last missing piece of a comfy life

>>29509264
I've had a number of loving gfs but I'm also circumcised so I can't describe any kind of sex in full detail.

>>29518957
Source please.

>>29509264
>a woman that actually wants to have sex with you
Ew. Gross.
Why would I want to fuck a woman who wants to fuck me?
Fucking a woman who DOESN'T want to fuck me would obviously provide better value, as she's too good for me and only wants to fuck someone better than me, but somehow I'm fucking her anyway
The logic is inescapable, fucking women who don't want it is based

>>29509264
One of the recurrent activities my wife asks me is to fuck her when she get her period, help herself with her cramps and by God the pussy is so moist and love to fuck that bleeding pussy as hard as I can.
She needs ME to stretch that aching pussy of hers.
>anon sorry to bother you, but I could use you about now.

Love being marry.

as a 24 yo virgin this thread was incredibly sad to read. how are so many of you sex havers? to me sex feels like fiction, its very hard to believe that most people have it in their lives. im mostly sad that my youth is about to end without sex, old person sex is for sure worse. and i've never even made a single male friend, so getting a gf is at least a decade+ away for me. why did i read this

>>29509264
i've made better gifs than this with better women and they never get reposted. fuck this board.

>>29509514
Word. That scene from malcom in the middle when they are having the house fumigated always comes back to me.

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