>>29592358
i dont get it
can someone explain

>>29592358
Are women psychopathic
I keep seeing this behaviour where they seemingly detest the notion that someone close to them develops a crush. What the fuck is wrong with them? Why is this bad?

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>>29592407
>cute red
would wife

>>29592367
Decent actually

>>29592557
DOUBLE KILL

>>29592373
Looks like someone's been rejected once too many times.

>>29592549
isn't it this video that made a lot of nigger seethe and call her a white supremacist or something for some reason?

>>29592609
>le incel
shut up, faggot. This has never happened to me personally

>>29592627
Probably because she's retarded. Yes, literally all seasonings and spices are just a dehydrated form of some plant or pepper, that's the point. It allows MUCH greater absorption into the food not to mention a much longer shelf life. A breast rubbed and cooked with garlic, cumin and onion powder will taste a lot more like those things then one cooked with a clove and some cumin seeds floating around in there. Humans have been doing the this for fucking MILLENNIA she's not making an observation. She's just a dumb "health girlie" bitch that makes dogshit food.

No idea where the racism comes from though, she's just stupid.

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>>29592373
They love that control, that knowledge that the men around them are simps. Heres the problem though, once its out in the open something needs to be done about it. And no woman wants the responsibility of choosing a man. Thats why this ends in disaster, women want to subconsciously control the men around them, so once their feelings are made public they have to either date them or cut them off, and she wants neither because she will lose control regardless

>>29592358
"The joke is that im enticing and people want to fuck me, please like the video"

>>29592373
>be hit on
>make themselves ugly on purpose
>still get hit on
>god im so fucking hot they want me regardless

>>29592373
You're supposed to be psychic and just know if they want you to ask or not. Thats why its best to never leave any mystery about your intentions, and not become a pathetic shoulder to cry on.

>>29592886
It's easy, really. If you're hot or wealthy enough, they'll come on to you. otherwise, don't fucking ask.

>>29592549
Imagine these amazing Californian women of ours have been in some Jewish death bind spell for the past odd years. Now they can just talk and exist freely. Imagine that even when we flee to the end of the Pacific ocean they still have to come over and mentally tyrannize us.

These women shouldn't have to stoop low for trash or people that want to kill them and genocide them, personally. Thank you to the individuals that broke the illusions and death bind spell on our race, whether you did on /pol etc. or by the other means

>>29592559
based vase

>>29592900
Until that girl wants to "settle down" at 37

>>29592367
this is pretty funny actually

>>29592358
I was actually thinking of making a move on my crush, but this webm single handedly stopped me.
I'm done

>>29592371
"I want to go on a date"

Women usually don't like it when it seems that male friends only want them sexually/romantically rather than as friends.

>>29593183
If it wasn't by chance that you saw this video, eventually you'll do it enough times you'll learn your lesson. Speaking from experience lol.

>>29592360
... is the joke that she wants to go out and be a whore? Plenty of women would love to be a stay at home wife.

>>29592399

wanna bet she depends on her ugly male classmates for everything

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>>29593165
lol my crush (and at the time best friend at work) reflexively blurted out "oh no don't say that!" and her hands started shaking when I told her I liked her. That was almost 10 years ago and I have never told another woman I like her since

>>29592569
please tell me there is a longer video

>>29592542
Lynchian

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>>29593183
Women dont view men as friends, but as tools. Women dont have friends, they hate women more than anything. Every woman is a threat to every woman, whether it be social status, financial security, male attention, etc. All women know this and are quite public about it
If a woman wants to be your friend, its because she recently lost an orbiter and needs a replacement. You will buy her lunch, her gas, you will comfort her when the 6'2 millionaire gigachad picks someone else, and you will like it. If you ever develop feelings for her, you will be dropped and she will find another orbiter

men and women cannot be friends.

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>>29593256
Trannies and redditors hate it when people say this btw, the worst thing you can do besides not like brown people is hold women accountable and expect them to operate on the same cognitive level as you. Objectively speaking women are on a lower plane of humanity which is why it wasn't until jews decided to destroy the world that they had any semblance of control

>>29592549
Not humorous by itself, because she is 1000% correct, what was humorous was the nuclears levels of seethe this caused among barbarians who have yet to discover refrigeration, so that they have to cover stench of rotten ingredients with curry or chilli.

>>29592373
>>29592371
Males tend to have a very hard time grasping how weird it is that instead of facing instant rejection from a girl that men instead spend weeks or months building a "relationship" up under the guise of "friendship" when their goal is to shag.

Because once the girl says they're not interested they will then suddenly lose interest in being the girls friend and the girl essentially loses someone they thought was a close friend over something they never agree'd to.

A strawman example to help the understanding of this is if you had a bro come up to you be really friendly and funny to you say they want to be friends and play vidya games.
a few weeks or months down the line they then reveal they want to buck break you then when you reject them (assuming you aren't a faggot) they then cut all communication with you because they have not got what they were actually after.

Women actually prefer way more you just treating them as a person with agency (Like you do when you make male friends) then if something happens it will or literally just stating your intentions up front and handling being rejected so no emotional time is wasted.

This is just one of those things that aren't explained to new generations because they don't have a dad there to talk about having "game"
Game is literally just treating women as friends and then admitting which girl you do think is your type and attractive/cute and the women who you make friends with will literally aid you into hooking up with them or get jealous and steer you towards them to shag instead.

>>29592672
Huh, nigger opinion, how about that. Suckle on some Knorr cube and shut the fuck up.

>>29593183
Because you can't possibly be both..

>>29592367
Kek.

>>29592367
Brutal

>>29593280
>hurr men just want sex!
Plus they could just be too embarrassed to continue the friendship or be straight cut off by the girl herself
What a delusional feminine take, painting yourself a victim every chance you get for free pity points. So much for muh empathy lol

>>29592672
>No idea where the racism comes from though
blacks.
it came from blacks.

>>29593280
>Women actually prefer way more you just treating them as a person with agency
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Thank you, you made my night.

>>29593280
>that men instead spend weeks or months building a "relationship" up under the guise of "friendship" when their goal is to shag.
This is such a transgender thing to say. Go on, show us your axe wound. Pus and all.

>>29593280
>when their goal is to shag
holy shit is it impossible for people to fall in love with their friends? Do people always have to think about sex, too?

>>29593212
>Limited imagination of potential

>>29592367
Okay, this one's pretty good

>>29592358
Kek. This reminds me when I was in high school. I would say "I have something to tell you" to my female friend and She'd get reflexively worried. But I would talk about how I wouldn't be seeing the next episode of SAO or whatever because I was too autistic to understand that saying "I have something to tell you" was actually just a codestatement for "I have feelings for you".

>>29593658
The western meme of
>you must have a career or you wasted your life
Question how does your media push both the idea of
>you must work, party, work. Having a family is failure
And at the same time push the concept of
>i was a big business tycoon but all i really needed was family all along
Like how do you guys not see the irony?

>>29593212

the joke is that shes protesting because thats what society wants but she is actually happy to be a stay at home wife.

retard

>>29592672

Tell me you're too poor to afford fresh fruit and veg without telling me you're too poor to afford fresh fruit and veg

Cope nigger

>>29593280
This outlook is really bleak
Its very telling the relationship you had with your guardian. Male or female they definitely imparted the feeling that "lovers" are not "friends" which is really unfortunate. Or maybe you had several partners that skewed your outlook on relationships. Whatever caused it did you a massive L

I dont want to be presumptuous on your sexuality but what i will say is that IM demisexual
I cannot form a physical attraction to a person without forming an emotional connection first. I quite literally cannot fuck without wanting to love. I know. Crazy.
All my partners have been my friends first. Everyone, and at least two afterwards stayed my friend. I dont know why you wouldn't want to know someone before they stick their dick in you. Such a wild alien concept to me

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But I like girls.

I like my wife, I like my wife's friends, I like my daughter, I like my mom.

I don't need a thread to justify my misogynistic complex I developed due to sour grapes (though I do feel for you undesirable men, the fact that many of you won't experience love pains me, in an ideal world everyone should experience being loved).

Convincing yourself that you hate women, while also desperately wanting to be with them, sounds like a insufferable experience and I'm sorry so many of you are going through this.

Bump

>>29592402
The first girl I see that does not want to be kissed by another girl.
This has to be fake. All women are lesbians by nature.

>>29593165
You should tho. You're supposed to learn how to handle situations like these. Otherwise it may get even worse, the unexpressed limerence can fuck you up bad. Letting go is easier when you're aware of her not really caring for you. We're men, we shoot our shots and take our chances.

>>29593212
how can you possibly not get this?
She's saying society views women being urged to be stay-at-home wives as negative, but she doesn't see it as negative. She wants to be a stay-at-home wife.

>>29592569
Isn"t it weird they teach you at school trigonometry but never tell you that burning oil when mixed with water causes even bigger fire.
Trigonometry is more useful in daily life,you know...

>>29593280
>Males tend to have a very hard time grasping how weird it is that instead of facing instant rejection from a girl that men instead spend weeks or months building a "relationship" up under the guise of "friendship" when their goal is to shag.
I have a few problems with this Statement. Most Men think that getting to know a Girl will boost up their attractiveness. So, asking her out at first wouldn't be the best course of action. Some guys actually gain feelings after talking to women for months and don't get those feelings at first sight (see: demisexuals). So, assuming that the guy is dishonest is not a warranted presupposition. Also you're treating wanting to have sex with your friends as being a bad thing which is a belief that not all people hold and you're treating friendship and having sex with each other as being incompatible; which is also an unwarranted presupposition.

>Because once the girl says they're not interested they will then suddenly lose interest in being the girls friend and the girl essentially loses someone they thought was a close friend over something they never agree'd to.
This oversimplifies a lot. Most of the time it's the woman who ends the friendship. And even when it's the guy; it's within his full right to do so. Being rejected is a painful thing and It can be hard to see the person who rejected you. Also, when you say "something they never agree'd to"; you're implying/framing it as a consent violation; which is wrong. You're implying that being friends automatically means that fucking is off the table and thus the guy is violating consent by asking her out; which is an unwarranted presupposition.
(1/2)

>>29593995
>A strawman example to help the understanding of this is if you had a bro come up to you be really friendly and funny to you say they want to be friends and play vidya games.
a few weeks or months down the line they then reveal they want to buck break you then when you reject them (assuming you aren't a faggot) they then cut all communication with you because they have not got what they were actually after.
I wouldn't have a problem with this though. I understand that rejection is hard for people since ..... you know, I have empathy for others.

>Women actually prefer way more you just treating them as a person with agency (Like you do when you make male friends) then if something happens it will or literally just stating your intentions up front and handling being rejected so no emotional time is wasted.
Okay, you're implying that asking out a girl while you're friends is removing their agency and thus is a form of dehumanization. Which I don't follow.
(2/2)

>>29592367
yjk

>>29593280
The guy leaves when he gets hit with a rejection because the relationship dynamic becomes unsalvageable and he's no longer seen as an equal, not because he didn't get to smash because guess what, if he just wanted to do that, he would've gone for easier pussy.
If men are told women can't control who they're attracted to, why aren't women told men aren't much better at it either?

>>29593734
>if(west)=yes then(BAD)
Redditcel eur*poids are just bots

>>29593212
>>29593960
it's both and probably more
this is why they say women have complex thoughts and why lower rank men feel like they're on eggshells sometimes because they don't lock in to the abstract multiple interpretations of a given thought. and why you can't fake attractiveness if everything surrounding it is unattractive

>>29593941
soda connoisseurs don't want foreign bodily fluids intercepting their experience

>>29592358
male "friend" only fucks her biweekly

>>29592549
Fucking based but I wish she (and all other women) didn't talk with her goddamned hands so much. If you allow yourself to notice it for a second that's all you can pay attention to.

>>29592672
>Humans have been doing the this for fucking MILLENNIA
So what you're saying is that blacks aren't human?

>>29593256
>>29593264
holy incel

>>29593280
>Women actually prefer way more you just treating them as a person with agency (Like you do when you make male friends)
Women have almost nothing to offer in platonic friendship. If you want to claim otherwise you either don't have any female friends, or also don't actually know what friendship is. Women are socially combative and have to hierarchically rank themselves against all the other women in their social circles. It's why they value and participate in gossip.
Men do not do this and don't give a shit at all. Any "competition" they engage in is about "display" and aspiration by comparison rather than the inverse as it is for women.

>>29593957
the average man here doesn't get a lot of shots period

>>29593280
I want someone to study why women give out "advice" they never, ever, act upon themselves. Seriously, ask for their advice and then listen to their dating history stories and there's no crossover whatsoever. You can literally be in the same conversation where they talked about how men just need a shower to get a date and they'll be talking about all the men they fucked who never showered and their skid marked boxers they used to wear and how this relationship somehow lasted 6 months (of pure fucking no less). But you just need a shower, and to talk to women and be "genuinely interested" in them, as people. Yeah, ok.
These two parts of their brains might not be hooked up with neurons at all.

>>29592363
>tight clothing
>make-up
>bright red lipstick
>a choker
if she is this much of a slut when not asking for it, how much of a slut is she when she IS asking for it?
>>29592399
>it gers even worse
you'd think someone that allegedly became an engineer, would be used to inspecting their work for errors.

>>29592399
>>29593223
No other demographic in the world romanticizes and brags about being an engineer as much as Asian-American women do, not even pajeets. It's uncanny.

>>29594555
It’s true. If you actually spend time around women, they are always ALWAYS trying to get in a better position than the next woman. Even their best friend could be stabbed in the back at anytime, whenever a step up becomes available. The amount of effort they can put into sabotage is wild.

>>29594749
Where I work all the women will gather and chitchat and be all friendly with each other and everything seems great. But isolate one of them and their real feelings will come out and it’s all shit talking the other girls, viciously.

>>29593238
R.I.P.

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>>29594555
Buzzwords are NOT an argument, shekel vacuum. Either step up to the plate or dilate in silence

>>29594783
Female social dynamic prioritize maintaining harmony over confrontation. But, obviously, disagreements are bound to happen and the result is what you are describing. They also tend to get WAY more emotionally invested, so when something goes wrong it goes wrong catastrophically.

>>29593990
What's weirder to me is that "medium" on my parents' gas stove is just enough to simmer a pot of water and "medium" on my induction stove will heat a thin pan up to 600° in 5 minutes.

>>29593238
>>29593165
guys, try latina or asian girls. they're cooler and easier to get along with. If even these girls say no, this time you can give up, kek

>>29594626
Facts. Banged a chick last month that insisted on continuing as platonic friends. She had literally nothing to offer as a friend, but would use me as personal therapist for all her problems. I couldn't even do the same, it was all just a waste of time.

Not gonna do that again.

>>29593834
This one's actually good

>>29592407
You cunt!

>>29593792
/thread

>>29594913
Aren't Latina's famously top tier Stacys though?

>>29592399
She's ugly

>>29593422
grim

>>29595088
No most are fat and ugly, go for those

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>>29592358
Guys get friendzoned
Girls get fuckzoned

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>>29595170
Someone said that girl trooned out, is it true?

>>29594428
It's for the video. Makes things more visually interesting.

>>29592367
This is actually male humor.

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>>29595206
I read that too here on 4chan, but that's bullshit.
here's one of her more recent videos, from a week ago

>>29593941
stop saying stupids things

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>>29595294
I fucking haaaaate animal videos from these psycho fucks. Leave the animals alone they didnt do anything to deserve you

>>29592367
lel

>>29593990
>Isn't it weird how in school they never teach you how to breath
You niggers act like you shouldn't know how to wipe your ass unless the government put out a PSA for it

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>>29595416
Men are actively sabotaged in society wtf are you talking about

>>29592367

pretty funny but she fucks that dog

>>29593792
Based post

>>29592672
retard.

>>29595189
nah weak guys always fuck, no matter how awful the bitch is.

>>29595513
no that dog fucks her, notice how it has no respect for her personal space, just confused why they aren't fucking

>>29593238
see
>>29592673

>>29592475
Björk has outdone herself this time

>>29593280
the truly sociopathic manipulative train of thought in this thread is just crazy.
from both sides, and not how you treat anyone you consider an equal.

>>29593256
predictable that this thread has so quickly turned into some incel cope.

>>29593280
As a man I find it hard to believe that other men are this retarded, and yet I know its true.

>>29593711
kek

>>29593449
Your cope is weak.
You just don't like the truth. Stop being a faggot pussy.

>>29593792
>my wife
>my daughter
lmfao

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>>29595691
>>29595692
Good morning sirs redeem the needful

>>29593763
Wealthy white person with an education here.

It's called seasoning because you're sowing the flavors into the meat you fucking blunt force retard

>>29595206
no.

>>29595416
They wouldn't - modern children don't have real parents.
Nevermind how retarded it is that they don't think trig is useful in daily life.

>>29594320
Based and carbonated beverage pilled.

>>29595460
Victim complex woke retard

>>29595714
you're retarded if you think my post was written by a poojeet.

>>29593792
Most of these retards don't deserve love - don't lie to them.

>>29595767
but they're girls

>>29595460
>fearless
>hide from 50% of the population

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>>29595756
Good morning sir. Bloody benchod any target gift cards lately?

>>29592552
Leave her.

>>29593212
The joke is that she's pretending to be upset for appearances but she's actually happy

>>29593048
>>29593056
Holy shit who gave her a tour? WHO ARE BUYING THE TICKETS?!?!

>>29595714
Why did she do that?

>>29595767
that's why you lie to them for your benefit, if they don't appreciate the lies, take them away.
let bitches know that even your lies are valuable to them and aren't free

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>>29596286
Women humor

>>29592358
wow so funny. i put plastic film over my laptop's screen and jerked off until i covered her face in my thick cum

>>29592549
seasoning means salt. she's dumb and you're all dumb

>>29596315
Then when why was she so surprised?? Then show her face? I'm sure this has gotten back to her right?

>>29596334
She was intending to shit but probably didnt expect an angel island eruption out of her ass that splattered everywhere

>>29592672
>has not actually cooked with fresh garlic
now I know this comment was typed with brown hands
>>29592552
I hope no one procreates with her holy shit
>>29593584
I know a guy who did exactly that shit, multiple times. He got fucking pissed when I told him to shit or get off the pot, spent the next 2 months failing to so much as ask for a date, then I did and got it. Guy was pissed for years. I fucking married her and 13 years later he's still pissed.
>>29595416
>implying his parents weren't too busy working to teach him life skills
more brown hands huh

>>29594648
dont fall for jew doomer propaganda. i had oneitis for a chick for 10 years and guess what. theres plenty of fish in the sea, you will find the next one. if one women rejects you it means nothing. you get a shot every time you make one, youre a man. its not like women, women get shots, they have to wait for men to approach them. a man can shoot his shot whenever and no im not making some haha funny cum joke. im talking about asking someone out or expressing interest. learn to handle rejection and you may be surprised she says yes. dont live life with regrets.

>>29593212
*whoosh*

>>29593787
im demi too bro but i still never make girls friends. i ask them out. thats the geting to know them part where you build up feelings to shag. guys who make friends with girls are honestly homos. thats all my gay brother has is girl-friends. women are for fucking, guys are for friending, youll figure this out one day if not now.

>>29592358
>>29592373
>>29592822

i expected no less but yall still so fucking dumb, you THINK you've fallen in love with your female friend because she's the only female giving you attention and support, and you're too much of a fucking dumbass to tell friendship with a girl from love apart and think because you feel good when you talk to this person who happens to be female surely you must love her but if you were speaking to other women or dating someone you'd not give two shits about seeing her as anything other than a friend, it's not about lOvE, it's scarcity

and then your dumbass goes to "propose" to someone who clearly only sees you as a friend because that's the relationship you two have, get your dumbass rejected, and cry about "false hopes" or "women being whores" when it was you who mistook comfort and proximity with love all along

this pisses me off on a personal level because i've had two friend groups with girls and guys shattered NOT because of the girl, NOT because of most of the guys, but because there's always THAT ONE MOTHER FUCKER that goes "i have something to tell you................ i've got feelings for you..............." to the girl, gets UNSURPRISINGLY rejected and then throws a fucking tantrum and makes things awkward and tense

girls go through this shit every now and then i've seen it myself, all because of Billy whose only contact with females are vtuber livestreams thinks he loves his friend (who then he'll hate profoundly right after being rejected)

fuck you all now i'm upset

>>29593165

Don't. If it's real, it'll happen naturally. If you need to "make a move", it's forced.

>>29593711
she's flat doe
(and very cute)

Bump

>>29597105
finally lost.
God most women are not funny at all

>>29596322
>>29592358 (OP)
i would like nothing more in this world than to brutally rpe swaggycucumber

>>29592572
I yearn for a fearless child

>>29592358
So much fucking makeup, you faggots can't judge looks for shit

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>>29596323
She literally mentioned that.

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>>29592358
>girl humor thread
If I wanted to see this I'd just watch regular TV/films.

>>29597617
dont care would still rpe as if she was the last woman on earth

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>>29598101
>browses 4chan
>thinks typing "rape" will get him in trouble

>>29593280
>men instead spend weeks or months building a "relationship"
>Game is literally just treating women as friends and then admitting which girl you do think is your type and attractive/cute
so what is it? are men supposed to instantly hit on women or build actual connections with them then ask them out if they start to develop a crush?
pick me males are so pathetic

>>29596996
>im demi too bro
> women are for fucking, guys are for friending, youll figure this out one day if not now.
I'm really sad for you senpai, for having internalized allonormativity to the point of ruling out the only relationships that can make demisexuals truly happy rather than merely being content. My fiancée and me fell in love after developing a close friendship for a few years first. It would have been fucking retarded of our demi asses if we both just kept dating other people we didn't like as much; just because of some stupid rule that insecure people make when they handle rejection as if it was always traumatic. Of course, just having feelings for a friend doesn't mean you should immediately blurt it out without care of context, but you also owe it to them to gradually open up about it and be sincere and transparent about it if the context allows for it. When your friends know that you can handle unrequited amorous feelings like a grownup, they won't be spooked by you just for having feelings for them, and they can trust you to do what is best for whatever type of relationship you both feel like having.

tl;dr: If your friends get spooked by you having amorous love for them, then either they don't know you well enough to know how you would handle that; or they do know you well enough to not see you as someone who is emotionally safe to be around.

>>29594428
You dont know what do do with your hands when people are looking at you, do you?

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>>29598384
>men instead spend weeks or months building a "relationship"
>Game is literally just treating women as friends and then admitting which girl you do think is your type and attractive/cute
so what is it? are men supposed to instantly hit on women or build actual connections with them then ask them out if they start to develop a crush?
Not OP, but just gotta point out that those aren't mutually-exclusive. The point is you shouldn't immediately hit on every single female just for having a pulse. You need to have discernment and to not be a wild pig. And that comes with cultivating the ability to *also* have platonic relationships with *other* women. It won't take away your ability to hit on other women. It'll just mean having some maturity. If as a grown-ass man you can't bear the thought of having female friends, people will know you as a manchild who can't regulate himself.

>>29597883
unable to find her tiktok

>>29594749
>women are despicable
Gayest shit I've read all day. If you don't like women, what does that make you.

>>29592475
Looks like a commie. Huzzah

>>29592358
surely she knows that every male friend actually just wants to fuck her, right? unless they are gay of course. she's pretending to be stupid, oversocialized bitches like her would know all about playing stupid manipulative games

>>29595460
You can be yourself (yourself posting for attention on social media)

>>29596286
Fetish porn, I ordered it.

>>29599099
I feel as though I've seen other memes with this woman before, is she some OF thot?

>>29593599
>holy shit is it impossible for people to fall in love with their friends
omg its true pol is full of incels.
you dont fall in love with your friends, you state your intentions right away

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>>29595660
>>29598778

>looks like a commie

she's MAGA

>>29593792
"real" incels died a long time ago, they are transgenders now.

>>29599890
She's an attention whore

>>29599640
you’re right I’m so gay for liking you, you should probably let me fuck your ass because I’m so gay

>>29593212
is this rage bait or are you actually this retarded?

Bump

>>29599099
sauce?

>>29593165
>>29593238
Natural selection working as intended.
Keep out of the gene pool, simp.

Bump

>>29595460
Gym?

>>29597883
I highly recommend this if you want to lose your job in this economy.

>>29592399
imagine being an ugly fucking chinese pan face and thinking you're hot holy shit

>>29592477
pretty sure that's a tranny dude

>>29600806
no risk, no reward

>>29593280
Women have a very hard time grasping how starved men are for affection and how you being nice to them makes them think you're into them

>>29594658
>woman urges man to open up
>he does so
>vagina dries up

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>>29594658
Woman work differently between each other then men does. Men needs to work together so we value different things then woman. Woman are all about competition so they push each other under moving train.

>>29595343
Based niggress

>>29593280
Females have a hard very hard time understanding that a woman's friendship is not just worthless but actually a negative.

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>>29597054
take meds pls

>>29594658
Because a man's instinct is to be as close to the objective truth of reality in order to become better.
Men will try to do the best possible thing every time they have to make their own decision.
Women will try to do the worst possible thing every time they have to make their own decision.

>>29593165
This happened to me 20 years ago. Fall 2005, freshman year at college. I payed a visit to my high school crush who went to different college far away but was thinking about transfering close to me so we could see each on daily bases.
She was the girl-next-door hot, was super cute and really smart. We were sitting next to each other in classes. We had a lot of fun together all the time.
But then I spoke out, she made the face and she never transfered. I haven't seen her since that day but at least I can still jerk off to her teen pics.

Bump

>>29599640
>>29599640
lol when did she start dressing like a dyke? wasn't her whole schtick wearing frilly little clothes and getting her ass railed?

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>>29601502
>>29599640
case in point... this is the same chick right?

>>29592373
Kinda hard to explain succinctly, but its mostly because most young women as well as most young men are hardcore retarded.

Women have few decent father figures anymore, and because of this have 0 ability to handle confrontation or have any self respect. Hence why when a male friend develops feelings they have no capacity to handle it like an adult and instead REEEE out over it. It also doesnt help that the culture is by and large terminally online and their kneejerk immature reactions are reinforced by over 9000 other dumb shits online.

Men are also to blame to a degree here as well since the older ones allowed women to henpeck them into being completely useless for the last 4 decades and became worthless fathers while the younger ones, also lacking father figures (and kind nurturing mother figures) have no ability to assert themselves respectfully or any ability to have the self respect not to fold themselves into pretzels trying some roundabout strategy to acquire a mate.

>>29593256
Its pretty retarded to blanket state "all women". Ill grant you that there is a vast population that your statement 100% applies to, but there are also women that see that kind of crab bucket mentality for what it is and abstain from taking part.
>>29593280
I dont know if I would describe "game" in the same way, but I agree with the general sentiment that a lot of the butthurt over the "friendzone" phenomenon is due to inexperienced dipshits with no self respect on either side of the sex binary.
>>29593787
>demisexual
I cannot express how much I despise this kind of language.
We are wired for sexual contact, but we are also individuals with agency and experiences. A lot of people, especially traumatized ones, often seek deeper connection before opening themselves up to the vulnerability of sexual contact.

>>29597214
...Let me see her tits, then we can talk

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>>29592542
Wasn't there a whole series of these? Post them if you've got them, I'll actually save them this time

>>29592557
OUT FUCKING SKILLED

>>29593834
Wait she's literally perfect though

>>29593787
>>29598422
Demi is a bullshit sexuality and you know it. You just take a long time to warm up to people and get excited about intercourse with them. That's not a sexuality.

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>>29593238
Gio

>>29596323
Maybe you are the retard.

>>29592399
Superiority complex? Huh.

>>29592360
So funny hahaha

>>29595816
Wow kek

>>29597617
You do know that shit comes off, right?

>>29592569
what a dumb attention whore

>>29593280
I've never understood this stupidity. If you don't immediately want to fuck the girl you've made acquaintances with but instead find her pleasant before later developing feeling for them, they will think you deceived them when you reveal, after realizing it yourself, that you care deeply abt this person. Ugh, some of you deserve to be alone and/or tripping over yourselves to date some of the worst abusers imaginable. I don't get it. Should every man tell you immediately that he wants to fuck you even if he's not the type to immediately want to fuck you? "Game" is that however. Game is literally guys using all manner of tricks w/women they dgaf abt to eventually sleep with. They go to one girl after the next slightly modifying their approach. It's the least friendly or amiable thing one could do because it's wholly strategic and inauthentic. Some of you women deserve to struggle.

>>29600373
xe typed with its s_o_y fingers stained with cum, lube and cheeto dust.
hilarious

>>29595741
Cooking meat with fresh garlic >>> cooking meat with garlic powder rubbed on its surface

Dried fruits and vegetables have their place but nothing beats fresh ones. There are some spices which can be only consumed dried but we aren't talking about it in this case.

>>29592367
Fake nails are disgusting and unhygienic

>>29597054
not the case with me. I talk with shit load of women and I feel absolutely nothing towards them. They straight up simp for me and I just find it annoying as fuck. I ignore their texts cause I just cant bother talking with them. When I started liking the girl thats my friend I honestly thought the same shit you are describing. But no, all my life I had female friends, in fact for the majority of my life I hang out mostly with women, never had any romantical interest towards them, in fact i liked having female friends because for some reason getting girls that way is extremely easy, its like a cheat code, idk why women fly to you if you have female friends, but idc, women are women. But all those women I talk to I just feel like im emotionless husk, and there is good score of over 20 of them. All the time I just think about her. I dont even think about any sexual stuff about her, I just dream about kissing her, holding her, taking her out on dates, talking endlessly, etc. im just in love with her and i simply know she isnt in love with me, and I am terrified of losing her as a friend if i express my feelings and also losing other friends from that friend group since one of my best friends is there, and I know ill simply get rejected and everything will turn awkward between everyone and the friendship would slowly die out between me and them. And I wouldnt even throw a tantrum, i can understand when someone doesnt have feelings for someone they see as a friend, hell im the first one on the chopping block for being a "whore" and not having feelings for girls that have feelings for me, so i understand that completely and wouldnt hate her at all. However awkwardness will arise and everyone will eventually stop talking to me, or straight away who knows, either way me expressing my feelings is pretty much an exit door. I am just lost and dont know what to do, I cant think about any other woman except her and it pains me.

>>29593238
Short hair doesn't mean "tomboy" you eternally online incel.

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All commie chinks need to die an excruciatingly painful death by the way.

>>29592549
I watched this expecting her to be a retard but she's correct. She didn't mention other seasonings such as black pepper or paprika though which could be what the person complaining was talking about.

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>>29592672
>oil soluble seasonings are more potent and flavorful dehydrated
You're a fucking idiot.
>>29592673
>chat, is this prime minister serious?
I chuckled.
>>29596323
Wow, you are really fucking dumb.

>>29597870
Who bitch this is ?

>>29602069
Retarded face and lamo nose make-up

>>29592549
Why did she put so much emphasis on vinegar?

>>29593280
That seemingly extremely out of touch post is brought to you by the fact that women view relationships as top bottom where as men view relationships as bottom up. For men relationships are a ladder you have to climb, you have to spend time as her friend before you fuck her. Women don't think this way. You most commonly see this when women claim another woman is her best friend ever despite meeting her a day ago and then call her a bitch and cut all contact because they wore the same shoes or something. This is deeply schizophrenic for a man but happens all the time with women. For women everyone starts at the highest level and they demote them as they spend time with them. For men everyone starts at the bottom and you gradually promote them as they earn your trust. This is also why women randomly fuck strangers they met so easily and think nothing of it but don't fuck any of their orbiters. They haven't known the random guy long enough to dock any points off him yet.

>>29603435
That's the most incel take I've seen all day

>>29593256
I have a great friend who happends to be a woman
>You will buy her lunch, her gas, you will comfort her when the 6'2 millionaire gigachad picks
That's not a friend, that's just being used you retard

>>29601508
not the same
you can see her hair is different

>>29595343
why is she even embarrassed if she's going to upload the video so millions of people can see her do this

>>29592542
This is like a genuinely good attempt at a Twilight Zone style sketch.

>>29599099
source?

>>29597436
Get you a wife who will hop in the seat like that instead a shrieking while the child drives away.

>>29593711
Wait, what's the second answer?