>implying that anyone on 4chan has had sex

>>29679585
Awkward af and overflowing with performance anxiety. Would not recommend. (Only had one)

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Only have had 2 (with wife and mutual female friend). Had a fantastic time, both times we fucked for like 4 hours at night, got up at 7am and went at it again. Came around six times, girls did as well. Felt like a total king.

>>29679603
Exact same experience haha

for the last 8 years i take part of the orgy party that the swiss couple does in crete every august

its pretty fun when you know you are in a safe enviroment
safe i mean they are all healthy and checked and you can go absolute nuts they even cover abortions

>>29679585
Got too drunk and couldn't get hard. Still keeps me up at night

>>29679585
I had sex with two girls on my friend's red Mustang parked in his garage while he was passed out in a different room. I felt bad about it afterward, like I had disrespected him. It wasn't that great btw

There's a 1% chance you will be into both girls.

>>29679603
wouldn't want a threesome for this reason. but i wish my wife would let me cuckquean her

Can go either way:

If the chicks are into you AND into each other, you can do really well as long as you get it thru your head you DON'T have two cocks.

-Most importantly: it's only a threesome if there's 1 guy and 2 girls. Anything else is gay.
-Make one bend over and have the other lie in missionary and make 'em kiss each other.
-Pace yourself and let them have some fun w/ each other if you need a break.
-Snacks.

>>29679603
yeppp same experience here. with my long time gf and her friend. i was so nervous but i was able to fuck them both thank god. took me a while to get hard, which it never does. nerves. i did not get a second chance XD but im sure i would have gotten better. im fairly sure if i had performed like a beast the friend would have kept coming back but it was overall pretty awkward
>>29679630
ok sure

it's the closest to feeling like a king that most plebs will ever get. had one with an ex and her friend. a little booze helped nerves so i was able to stay hard. made them make out a lot and play with each other which is pretty much the height of everything. watching them make out and touch and all that while you get hard is awesome.

what's even better is laying back while they take turns. doesn't matter what they're taking turns on, sucking, rubbing tits on you, it's two girls. some of the best nights of my fucking life.

>>29679585
I'm half a fag and was cruising Grindr one night (used to just hop on there to see what's what and feel good about all the compliments I'd get from dudes I'd never want to fuck even if I were a full blown queer, never actually bothered to meet up with anyone before, but I digress) and a woman, like a bona fide female, hits me up on there and asks me if I wanna fuck her and her friend, who she presented as being a trans woman. I get there, and the woman is about 300 pounds and her "trans friend" is just her boyfriend in lingerie wanting to play lady for the night. I'm game for anything anyway because as stated before, I'm half a fag. We smoke a little bit of weed, and I made out with them both, then they both sucked my dick some, and then I ate the girl's pussy and ate both their asses. This was a tactical error. I proceeded to fuck both of them, but as the minutes went on, the lingering scent of dirty man ass on my beard and mustache became too much, and I went soft. There was no salvaging the night after that. I peaced out, said thanks for a great night, gave the dude a deep sloppy kiss to let him know there's no hard feelings and that it wasn't a homophobia thing, and then made the 30 minute drive home having to smell a stranger's butthole on my face.

5/10, would try again

>>29679744
real talk and absolutely checked
honestly the cuddling before and after was the best part

>>29679585
Pretty sure I've only had two.

First one was right after high school. Hanging with male friend of mine and two girls at her parents house. They were out of town so we were doing drugs. Girls were on ecstasy, friend and me were on mushrooms. He was too fucked up to hang so he went to lay outside. Girls and me get in shower, take turns fucking them doggy. Then we go to her bedroom, they start making out, playing with eachother, start 69ing eating eachother out. At this point shrooms are really hitting me hard to where I just don't want to be expected to "perform", so I just start jerkin til I cum on them.

Second one was probably about 30 yrs old. At this chick's apartment that I'd messed around with a bit but never fucked. She had a couple friends over that night (one of them a huge hambeast tho so not in the equation). Night goes on, we're all drunk. She has a pole in the front room (lmao), so my friend and her non--hambeast friend start dancing, encouraging each other to strip. They start making out, I start grabbing on them. Friend starts undoing my belt, get my pants off, starts blowing me. Play with her pussy a bit, tell her to bend over. Start fucking her doggy, her friend starts grinding her pussy against her face. After a while she says her friend needs to try some of this, start fucking her on her back. Cum in her.

Second one was definitely better and involved more attractive women.

Usually easier casually than a relationship. Was approached by sisters who apparently did that to a few people, but I was from out of town. I was totally surprised and it was a wild blur, but have a more retarded ejaculation than premature was probably the right problem for me to have.

I had an on and off thing with two bi doms that were friends already. I again didnt see it coming and kind of just thought they were lesbians. i manage to do a lot of stuff i probably wouldn’t do otherwise but felt less pressure with two instead of three and had very unique dynamics. One would have me play with her nipples on bed while the other would be in between us slapping my hand away, things like that. One massaging me while the other would bite me. We all lived in different places but managed to do it at least 6 times. We are all in steady relationships and kind of getting too old to probably do it again but it was fun while it lasted, but kind of like family members at this point.

>>29679833
thanks for cheering me up, i got a little depressed after OPs video. Remembered me of fucking up every chance of threesomes i had and will never have one without paying for it.

>>29679908
Honestly dude, you're not missing much. Sex with one woman is more enjoyable. Don't sweat it at all.

>>29679603
accurate, but also add to this it creates jealousy and will probably nuke the relationship soon after.

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>>29679746
You can believe me or not, I don't care. The recipe for a successful threesome, I believe, is to talk it all beforehand. We discussed everything we wanted to try during a dinner and then had to wait a whole month for it to happen, as friend was pretty busy with work during that time.

I can't vouch for impromptu threesomes as I haven't been in one, but planning it does wonders.

Also, there is a great lack of webms in this thread.

I actually don't like it. Maybe it's just me but I overthink a lot. I personally felt really insecure that my girlfriend was okay with it, every time I touched her friend, or kissed her or anything I'd feel sick like I was making my girl jealous. Not to mention it's actually a lot of work... then you have to worry, okay we've fucked another girl together. Am I being a hypocrite if she wants to have a 3some with another guy? is this her giving herself a license now to request that? I do not recommend unless its like with 2 hookers or something cause shit gets awkward.

>>29679744
>-Snacks.
kek
I never had snacks, but this is the same advice i would give for the most part. It can seem a little awkward at first.

>>29679585
sauce to this vid pls?

>>29679585
3somes are nowhere near as fun as what pron makes it looks like.

If it's MFF, it's normally because both F's want to fuck the M. Awkward stares when you expect both F's to fuck their brains out and lick each other and they barely kiss each other. When you fuck one, the other just stares and waits for her turn.

If it's MMF, say goodbye to your gf/wife, she clearly wants to be with another man. No other way around it, unless you're a cuck and you get off to that.

The awkwardness of the whole situation is not worth it. It's best to go and hire 2 hookers who at least are going to enjoy it because you're paying them actual cash. With the non-paid threesome, there's really no reciprocity for the females, just your long-life dream of fucking two girls at the same time. (Best part is that you don't fuck them at the same time like in porn, you fuck one and then the other which feels like just fucking one person at a time really).

>>29679585
>What are threesomes actually like in your experience?
Two people having sex while a third watches, and swapping from time to time.

>>29679590
Fpbp

>>29679585
kinda boring

>>29679929
>jealousy
Seconded and so close to super checked.
The performance anxiety wasn’t an issue as much as it was the jealousy between the girls after the fact.
Neither of them want to fuck afterwards cuz both thought the other girl got more attention.
Totally fucking retarded.
Still, it’s worth doing at least once though it’s fucking hot being able to stick your cock into 2 different pussies within moments

>>29679929
Good advice and checked

>>29680036
This virgin has never had sex with one woman let alone two.

it was pretty fun, although it was a foursome. it was me and the guys (all born women though, so just imagine flat chested hairy girls) and we all went back to their place after a night of partying n took turns fuckin each other. they're pretty skinny guys and i was the only biological male of the lot so to them i was like a greek warrior. good fun, got rugburn on my dick from all the bush though LOL
we still fool around now and then, probably gonna do a friendsgiving once we're all done with our family thanksgiving celebrations.

>be bi
>work trip
>invite couple over to my hotel room
>she sucks both of us
>take turns getting sucked and fucking her
>dvp her
>I was a little tipsy, couldn't cum
>ended up 69 her while he doggied her
>Licked his balls and her clit
>ate his cum from her pussy

Would do again

my fiance and I are pretty open. Meet this redhead girl at a house party and all end up in bed together. Massive bush, armpit hair. 4/10 She's dry inside and out.

fast forward a few weeks. Plan to meet again and fuck. Last minute she says she's on her period. I say 'your ass aint tho'.

we get to her house, play some games, end up in bed. Kissing. lips are DRY, pussy is DRY.
My fiance goes down on her. She says "remember im on my period", keeps eating pussy anyway. I see my fiance come up for air, and the smell of iron hits me. It is dark, but the moonlight paints the most fucked up sight ever. My partners mouth covered in blood, and then she goes back to eating pussy! I'm in shock.

I die inside and and prepare to fuck her ass. Any spit I apply instantly dries up. She say's push harder. I push into the driest asshole on earth. I feel shit on my dick instantly. Didn't even try to clean herself. Dry hard kernels grate my cock as I try to perform.

I pull out, and I know my cock is covered in shit and something wet and consistency of jelly. I scoop it off in my hand, and whatever it is filled my entire hand. I casually walk outside her room, tossing the membrane covered in shit into the garden, wash my hands and cock, and go back to the bedroom. Partner goes back to eating bloody pussy and I'm sitting there like wtf just happened.

So yeah, I lost a lot of interest in threesomes after that experience.

>>29680417
I laughed and I needed that, thanks

>>29679853
Can't disagree.

>>29679590
having sex and being in a healthy long term relationship are two entirely separate things

>>29680007
FR dude you try feeding a couple of horny stoner bitches. Thank God there was a Papa John's nearby and I had Cheeze It in the meantime!

>its like..warm apple pie

>>29680103
the guy looks like the chudjak

>>29679585
Very much depends on the makeup of the group but usually fun. Sometimes awkward

>>29679585
every friend I know who's had one its always been with one 6/10 girl and their fat 4/10 friend.
if they're both hot its because you've either got the drugs, or you paid for it.

A younger me would frequent massage parlours. One time I pad for 4 hands

>While the girls are massaging me one of them says she needs to go get more oil
>Other one starts blowing me and eventually riding me
>I cum
>Hey where'd the other girl go?
>She comes back and starts blowing me so I can get hard
>The one I already fucked starts sucking my nipples which I'm not really into but she's got to do something
>Eventually start fucking the 2nd girl doggy style while holding the other girl against me. I guess I was playing with her ass
>I tell the girls I don't think I'll be able to cum again
>The 2nd girl I was fucking gets in the shower with me and she washes me which was pretty nice

So I didn't really have a 3some and instead just fucked 2 girls back to back but this is more of a warning about trying to do it at a massage parlour.

>>29679585
sauce?

>>29679585
I could've found out, have a fuckbuddy who floated the idea herself. even got her to make herself a tinder set to woman preference to find a third and then she got cold feet and said she'd get jealous watching me have sex with other women. so I guess it's not happening after all, I knew I was stupid to get my hopes up.

Had one with two milfs 1 and 3 years older than me. They were close friends and I had just met them. Overall, decent experience, we still have each other's numbers, and the video is on Onlyfans. I was more anxious than they were and the experience was a little rushed because they needed to pick up their kids from school.
I can call them up again for one or both, but the issue is the 8 hour drive.

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>>29679590
>>implying that anyone on 4chan has had sex

We can't all fuck our family members like you!!!FACT!!!

>>29681359
I thought that era of 4chan died when fags stopped ironically watching mlp

>>29679585
It's certainly VERY much different than what you see on videos online where people are doing it for money.

There are two types of threesomes; impromptu and talked beforehand. I've only done the second.

There will always be awkwardness at first. It can already be awkward if it's just you and the girl alone if there is no chemistry, now try adding a second girl and it can become super weird. Thankfully, in my experience, the awkwardness was kept to a minimum. My girlfriend at the time was also into girls (80% straight, 20% lesb or so), so she was the one to bring it up to bring her female friend.

The fact that SHE suggested it made everything so much easier, because a man pointing out a threesome with her best friend will lead to fights most likely. She suggested it "jokingly", then we started talking about it, then kinda forgot about it, then it was brought up again a week after and that's when we seriously started taking it into consideration. I said I would be happy to try as it looks like a fun experience and it's best if it's her friend.

Eventually, we talked her friend into it as well, we got together first as friends to get to know each other ( I didn't know her before), we talked about it and then we set up a time and place for it to happen. Thankfully, there was no issue getting a boner or getting in the mood. It helped that the two girls were into each other as well so they started kissing first before anything happened. Afterwards, we tried replicating some of the easier positions we've seen in porn that keeps everyone involved to moderate success I'd say. I certainly had a great time and after the first 5 minutes or so, all nerves went away and everyone felt quite comfortable with the situation.

We only did this once more after, it was much smoother and felt like it could be a reoccuring theme. Unfortunately (or not), we broke up because she was mentally unstable and in the short time we were together, we already had lots of fights.

>>29679585
the first time it's quite bad to be honest, you don't know what to do, one of the participants needs to have done it before and be conducting the whole thing, sex between two persons should go pretty much automatic unless one of the participants is profoundly autistic, not the same with three people in the room, things need to be coordinated somewhat

>>29679585
Lot of hands, that was unexpected. It was fun and unplanned (thank you alcohol)
> first year of college
> new years eve
> have small party
> everyone gets blasted, good time
> last 3 people up were me, Ally this girl I was super into but had no chance with, and our mutual friend, Sammi also a girl (bi) who was really into the Ally too, we bonded over it lol
> we were all shitfaced and ended up laying in my bed somehow
> it gets quiet and I'm just laying there
> look over and notice the girls are quietly kissing
> ohshitwhatdoido
> start to quietly get up to leave them to do whatever, but Sammi grabs my arm and laughs, kisses me too
> clothes come off very quickly
> hands everywhere, again the extra set of hands feeling around is not something I had thought about
> Ally and I end up basically topping Sammi, I fuck her while ally holds her down and rides her face
>drunk so I last a while
>eventually blow enormous load into Sammi raw, she thinks its really hot that I did
>ally goes down on sammi while I watch, instahard again
>hands almost shaking im so excited, Ally is a literal 10/10, big titted, fit assed perfect goddess with flawless marble-white skin and dark red hair, been in love w her for years
>Take her from behind while she eats out Sammi
>She's soaking wet, and I'm incredibly horny despite already cumming
> blow inside her raw in an embarrassing 30 seconds or so, shes just so hot and so tight I cant help it
> Ally makes Sammi clean her out too
> we go to sleep drunk and naked


it got kinda weird after that with sammi and I regret that our friendship ended the way it did but it was a great experience

>>29680036
What about MMM?

>>29681705
Eternal hellfire.

>>29679585
>What are threesomes actually like in your experience?
It's pretty high on my search list.
Male/Female/Ladyboy in particular is like #4 or 5.

The only viable 3sone is mmf. Ffm results in the girls just dying it out while you jerk off

>>29681389
My little sisters are very much alive.

>>29679815
Exactly this. Fantastic experience. I had two beers before to settle the nerves but I didn't want to be drunk. It was with a girl I was in a open relationship with and a girl we had met another night in a bar. The girl I was with was the one who really wanted it to happen and wanted to film everything so I have all that too. Both girls were hot but the girl I was with was hotter so she didn't feel threatened. Taking turns is one of the best things in the world, especially when my girl was giving the other girl tips on how to suck my cock and showing her how to do it. They kissed a bunch and some clit rubbing but didn't want to go further than that.

>>29679585
Had a GF (gothish) about 20 years ago. Her Bday party for 21 everyone was drinkin, about 15 of us, go to a late night place for coffee. Some things happen and a group of 6 go to a couples house. 2 of them are married, there was me, and 3 women (my gf, her soon to be roommate, and their not so hot blonde friend). All 3 start playing with me (hands and mouths) and kissing each other I popped before any of them had their clothes off, really non-hero like, totally over stimulated, I mean I came so thats good but it was so quick I barely got to enjoy it. After a little recharge time the couple were into each other and the other two girls were into each other so my GF and I had a go, it was better, I got to enjoy it rather than volcano it. I remember having to move the couch back into position, there was a little hate fuck in me that night.

>>29679585
tried it once with 2 hookers
they didn't know each other
i hired two separate hookers who were willing to have a threesome with complete strangers
in my head the idea sounded really hot but in reality it was incredibly awkward
maybe if the threesome is between people who all know and like each other then maybe its fun or whatever but the way i did it i absolutely do not recommend it

>>29680103
Sauce?

>>29679585

My wife and I had a girlfriend we met a few years back. Had a summer together, fucked regularly. Was fun. But considering it was a major fantasy for me, incredibly anti-climatic.

Best part was them making out with my cum in their mouths. But that only happened once.

>>29679663
Info/contact/how to participate?
Sind interessiert :-))

>>29679585
MFF threesomes make you feel like a king.

Highly recommend it being planned in advance (not too autistically, be chill), and that you take cialis/cabergoline/other substances to ensure you can perform multiple times if need be.

Memorize a few positions from porn and take the lead, if either of the girls or both try to actively or meaningfully reposition go with it, in all likelihood they are both waiting for you to tell them what you want from them.

If you're with the right girl (semi-longterm situationship is ideal) , this isn't hard to pull off frequently. Helps if you are tall, handsome, and white.

Dress well, best possible hygiene, get a pump at the gym in advance (moderate intensity, don't go all out, cardio)

Bonus tip, if you're drinking, have a cheese board/fancy finger food on hand for after. Can offset complicated feelings/awkwardness/for further bonding. Alternatively, if it happens during the day, take them both out to dinner (three-way hand holding/soft ass slapping in public is magical), just be thoughtful and reward good behavior.

If your girlfriend/situationship/wife hears another woman compliment your dick size/sexual prowess/aesthetic/vibe she will become even more feral and desirous of you, assuming you play your cards right.

>>29679585
it's only hot if everyone is hot, and they want you because you're sexy, and you know you can have them both because they're both your type

>>29679585

It's like riding a moped, it's fun, but you wouldn't want it to be your daily driver.

I find that sex with my wife feels better, because you can just focus on enjoying yourself, but threesomes (and more) have that wow factor of like "wow, two chicks are on my dick".

>>29680417
My fucking sides.

>>29679585
FFM 3somes almost never happen how its viewed in porn. The best happen naturally, but usually its the female who initiates it. Totally on their terms, but be careful, girls like that ten to go full lesbo and leave your ass for a chick. just be sure to be ok with those consequences emotionally. Tequila can help get things started

>>29680417
Kek, holy shit.

I’d never with a girl I cared about, as it gives her a ticket to request an MMF which wouldn’t happen. Furthermore, it opens the door to considering other people as sexual options which increases her odds of cheating. That’s a lot of drama and years of investment to give up for an “aw dood sick” one-night.

>>29681959
>three-way hand holding/soft ass slapping in public is magical
this is also very true
sex is of course fun, but there's just something sublime about meeting up for dinner after work and nonchalantly just treating the both of them as my lovers - wrapping arms around the waist, quick kisses and headpats (they're both a foot shorter than me and i can't help it)

>>29679585
I've been in MFF and MMF. The one with two girls was fun. They were a couple and we had drinks and they took turns riding my dick and sucking me and I took turns eating them and watching them eat each other. I Enjoyed the MMF one more. I was bottom and took bro in while I was fucking my girlfriend. Just something about having a cock up your ass while you're balls deep in a wet cunt is heavenly.

>>29679585
Luckily i did it with two strangers, it would probably be uncomfortable if you did it with someone you were seeing or friends.

It was pretty nice, having someone lick your ass and suck your balls while the other blows you is a godly feeling.

It was also really hot watching them. And they 69d while i took turns who i fucked

I used cialis to be safe tho. Didn’t want it to end after 10 minutes.

>>29679585
I've had threesomes before but one always hides in the bathroom and then switches it wasn't what I expected at all

>>29680417
>I pull out, and I know my cock is covered in shit and something wet and consistency of jelly. I scoop it off in my hand, and whatever it is filled my entire hand. I casually walk outside her room, tossing the membrane covered in shit into the garden,

Was she trying to get rid of her butt-baby via anal sex?
I mean she was a redhead, it's not that far-fetched

Captcha: MAGV8

>>29679585
First time was fine, fun couple hours multiple sessions of foreplay and fucking.

Second time (same person as third) was more awkward because of vying for competition. Just took the passion out of it

>>29679603
Same for me. I've had two and both kinda sucked. First one I was so nervous I could really only keep it up for my girlfriend and the other chick just did a lot of oral on both of us. The second time went a lot better but was kinda awkward with three people in a queen size bed, then my girlfriend was pissed at me the next day because instead of nutting inside her like usual, I came on the other girl. It seems cool when you're young but I'm old now and wouldn't want the hassle anymore

>>29682727
technically that's not a threesome it's just really fast sex with different people.

>>29681705
a sore bum, aids and gods wrath

>>29680036
For MFF it actually is a lot easier if the one girl is closeted bi or just wants to find out.
My GF has said yes because of exactly that - naturally she wants to choose the other girl and wants one that will look like her but not be as hot as her, etc.

>>29680103
This video would be ten times better without the retarded music or retarded tattoos.

>>29680305
How was the dvp?

>>29680417
Why would you ever do anal without a condom???
I've butt fucked 3 chicks and the simple use of a condom makes it thoroughly enjoyable without any concerns or worries at all (and yes they did prep before but even still).

>>29682710
Source ?

>>29679585
Very enjoyable. My wife and I used to have them quite a lot before we had kids. Its been 11 years but we have been talking about doing it again next year. I asked if somebody our age or a girl in her 20's and she said she didn't care. Also said we could get one now for double blowjobs like the old days but I'd rather wait until next year.

But to answer better, I guess it depends. For us the only condition my wife had was I can't cum in her pussy. But I can cum in her mouth or arse. But almost always I am blowing on both their faces, my wife usually will lick the other girls face clean if shes had at least 1 bottle of wine at that point lol. Sex positions were yeah the imaginative pornstar ones even some anal with ATM for both. My wife preferred a variation of both girls being either bent over on bed side by side, stacked on each other or against the wall waiting for her turn to get fucked.
Can't wait to start doing it again, need to find a side hustle to make more cash for it!

>>29683106
>look like her but not be as hot as her etc
lol I remember when mine thought like that years ago, now she doesn't care at all on looks or age cos we been together so long now.
She just doesn't want there to be a greater than 0.0000% chance of you leaving her for the chick.

>>29679603
Would not recommend, women get jealous of each other and feel they are not getting enough of the attention.

Pretty good, mostly. But like all sex, it really depends on the partner(s). I've had around 20-25 threesomes, and it is definitely my favorite thing.
But some have been the best thing ever and others have been a bit friction-y, if things like jealously or uneven attention is a factor.

>>29683234
Yes 100% it is that, she has expressed some of that but entirely to your point, once we've done it a few times she'll realise I'm not interested in the other girls beyond the MFF and she has no reason to worry; then yeah I reckon she won't care.
Also important of course that she is attraced to the other girl.

>>29683276
Share some of your most memorable/enjoyable ones and maybe one of the crappy ones?

Had several MFF. It's obvious but highly depends on the vibe of all the people. In one case my girlfriend and I took home a girl and started out pretty fun but my girlfriend got unexpectedly abusive out of nowhere. I felt like I had to spend so much time keeping her in check and preventing her from going overboard. Another time one of the girls kept making weird awkward comments the entire time kind of ruining the vibe, you have to put a lot of effort into managing, which takes alot of the fun away.

In general it's interesting as a one off experience but I would always rather 1 on 1. There is enough going on with one girl and it's not like you can stick your dick into girls at the same time so...

>>29683298
Some of the best ones were when I lived in Siem Reap. I lived with my ex and this drop dead gorgeous tall, slender, black girl with a flawless body and face. We had a few threesomes, once off shrooms, which was fun. Me and my ex also used to hit up some hostels and pick up hot girls and bring em back to our beautiful place and fuck, one was a hot latina that I really liked. We picked up an Asian chick once that, while she was involved in the sex, she also spent a lot of time just watching me and my ex fuck because she thought it was hot and kinda like live porn. So that was fun, to perform in that manner. Many of those SR threesomes were on shrooms because we had an infinite supply of them. Me and my current wife had a threesome over in Laos with some white latina girl with big blonde curly hair, but we were all a bit drunk and too stupid to realize we could've just gotten a room together for almost no money, so instead we walked her back half-way to her room and then fucked in the black of night on a small side-road (dirt road, no street lights), stopping every time a bike would drive by.
>maybe one of the crappy ones
Crappy is hard to say, because it depends on your perspective. But for example there was this pretty blonde Swede that we picked up on an island, and while her and me were very excited about it, it was clear that my ex was kinda jealous and upset by the whole ordeal. Which kinda made it hotter for me. We had another threesome with her two days later or so, and that time I invited the blonde to sleep with us, and me and her ended up fucking in the morning while the ex left to go be angry somewhere out on the beach.

>>29679585
The one that I was in some years back ruined their marriage.
Bro eventually told me that she couldn't believe he actually let another man put his hand and dick on her and in her.
It was cool while it was happening, he let me text her all nasty and sexual for about a week before it happened. Was actually pretty hot after I came in her ass, I got up in her face was commanding her to tell him to fill her pussy up while I was choking her lightly and kissing her.

Now I'm married with 2 kids and we only enjoy each other.

>>29683603
Aside from the negro it all sounds good

>>29683609
She is literally a model. But to each their own.

>>29680417
>lips are DRY, pussy is DRY.

usually if a girl has a dry pussy during sex it's a sign that she is on HPV medication

>>29679585
It helps to have the two girls being somewhat interested sexually in each other or you just have a situation where they are friends and both happen to want to fuck the guy. That is a bit awkward in the moment because each of them is just sort of waiting their turn to get fucked and it's all your show. If they are both turned on by each other then the atmosphere can be fun and everybody laughing and having a good time. If everybody can relax and just make each other cum as much as possible, that's best case scenario for it not to be awkward later.

>>29679585
Not sure if it counts - after we got married we had one of my wife's friends over and with some drinks we got talking about sex. I started teasing, tickling and groping my wife and her friend kind of egged it on. She dared me to flash wife's boobs, put hand down wife's pants, dared wife to take my dick out and kiss it, etc.
Wife and I had talked about making a sex tape and ended up having her friend record us having sex on the condition she was naked too.
She got lots of close ups and I ended with a cumshot on wife's face. We joked about them having sex together, but the most I could get them to do was to pose naked together.
I teased the friend that she was going to go home and rub her pussy raw and she admitted she was so I convinced her to let us record it. Put in a new tape and it took her about 3 minutes to make herself cum. I had wife lay naked on bed next to her friend for a few poses and then gave that tape to the friend.
Wife and I still watch our video from time to time and talk about how hot it was to be watched. Probably the only thing that doesn't make it awkward is that we only saw that friend a few times over the next year or so and then she moved about 16 hours away and we lost touch with her.

>>29679630
Sauce?

>>29680417

oh my fucking god. I feel sorry for you. This is easily the worst fucking experience I've ever heard from anyone, god damn.

Reminded me of the time I fingered an ex's ass and pussy at the same time and felt a massive, solid, grainy turd in there both with the finger in her ass and through her vaginal wall with the other finger. I was young and I didn't want to say anything to not freak her out, so I made up an excuse as to why we should go back to the party we were at. It definitely contributed towards me leaving her a few weeks later. She had a perfect fucking bubble butt though.

>>29679676
Getting drunk is for cucks! Most definitely wasn't the beer

First time ever was with an ex and a coworker of mine (female). It was messy and uncoordinated as fuck, but still fun. After that, threesomes were fun and frequent.

After that, had consistent threesomes with an ex and her friend. That was far more exciting since they both had IUD's. Dirty girls they were.

If you haven't had one, it WILL be awkward your first time.

>>29679603
I always thought I was the only one who felt this way.

Just my awkward, 20-year-old ass standing there in only argyle socks with two 6-7 / 10 Midwestern wahmen trying to find themselves.

Couldn't even enjoy it because I was so worried that I'd bust a nut in 3 seconds. Felt like a robot with a numb dick.

Fucked them both, got them off (or they claimed), and when it came time for "what can we do for you?", I immediately lost my boner. They tried to get me back into it but it was just so awkward I left without finishing. I think it gave those two a complex they still live with to this day.

>>29681705
In my late teens and early 20s, I used to bang the younger brother of a friend on the sly. For someone into twinks, he was perfect - pretty face, androgynous hair, and a smallish cock that would get so rock hard he'd moan if you even just nudged it.

I must have shot at least a couple of gallons of cum into him in the months we were (sort of/secretly) together.

Anyway, he had this little friend who was not quite as cute but still very fuckable. He insisted he was straight, but would always end up sucking his little buddy's cock when I fucked my guy in front of him.

After a while, he reclassified himself to bi, but he was as much of a cock whore as his friend. I would fuck him or have him suck me while my guy was attending to him. And vice versa when I was fucking or getting sucked by the other one.

I am kind of selfish and will avoid reciprocating (too nervous about stds for anal and cum tastes gross) whenever I can. So bringing a third who was nearly as hot into our thing was fucken heaven for me. I felt like a dissolute 17th century nobleman when we could get a few hours together.

>>29679585
Depends.
>don't do threesomes with your wife/long term gf/partner unless she's bi or a female cuck
>don't do threesomes with your ex
>don't EVER do threesomes with two cute Italian girls you meet in a hostel, one will lift your wallet/passport while the other rides your face and leave you stranded in Japan at the end of your tourist visa begging the US embassy to reissue a new one
otherwise it's pretty awesome.

Take this as a warning.

I was in Las Vegas for the weekend. Went to a sex club called (I think) "The Red Rooster".

Make the acquaintance of a MILF who was one of several women employed by the club. She introduces me to a couple. The guy is a jerk but his girl is cute.

A party is planned at the couple's apartment after the place closes down. A college-aged couple also says they'll attend. The young girl in that couple is super-hot.

End up at the apartment. We all lose our clothes and start drinking. The college couple never shows. After a while, it's obvious that sex isn't really on the menu. Instead, both girls start talking about their money troubles. I guess I was supposed to solve that. Honestly, if they'd just said "we'll give you a double blow-job for $100" I would have been happy to cooperate. Instead, it was all obviously just a con to get me to throw them some cash while they did the absolute minimum for me. I just kept changing the subject away from money. At one point me and the two girls did end up on a bed, with me eating the younger girl while the MILF gave me a startlingly unskilled blowjob. I didn't even cum.

Oddly enough, the night finished amiably and I took off. That whole "con-job for money" is dirt-common in Vegas.

>>29679585
It depends on the kind of girls you picked. If one of them is kinda shy, you'll have to team up with the other girl and focus on the shy one. If both are extrovert, you just have normal sex with the one you have in front and the other one is gonna grab, suck or fuck whatever she finds free. Is very fun and the best thing you can do is not think about "performance" and think more of what could feel good for the other two and do it. And forget everything you saw in porn... Most of the poses and stuff that we get in 3some porn is uncomfortable or painful... Just have sex and enjoy it

>>29679735
Not really... If you have 2 girls that you have sex regularly (always go for bisexual girls if you're looking for a threesome, duh) and one night you say "hey, do you mind if I invite another friend?" Most of the times it ends on a threesome...

For those who have tried an mmf, how was it? How did you find the other guy?

Thinking about having a threesome with my gf with some cuck elements

>>29684218
Had one mmf. Zero cuck elements. A friend of mine was crashing at my place (different countries), and he in turn had like one or two friends visiting us. We went to a sorta seedy local club, eventually started dancing and talking to this girl. She was maybe 22-25, brunette, nice body. After dancing and talking, we went back to mine, and she told us she had wanted an mmf DP. I was single at the time, and my friend's friend was too. So we took her to my bedroom. He came quick, which is weird to me because I don't understand how you can cum before you want to. I was fucking her ass, so I kept at her for another hour or so while he was snoozing in some other bedroom.
It was fine, don't care about the other guy (he was chill enough), and don't care about the girl we fucked.
MFF is way better if you're not gay, but that's obvious.

>>29684218
Cuck elements means you probably shouldn't if you plan on being with her long term. If you are a cuck with a long term gf she will literally break you down as a man doing it and will lose respect for you. When she thinks of getting fucked it won't be thoughts of you anymore and she will legitimately lose attraction to you and that kills relationships.

>>29679603
This
Ive had 2 same thing each time

>>29684305
Hey it happens! It's easy to accidentally finish before you want, at least for me

But yeah obviously an mff would be better if you're totally straight - but for me I just worry about performance anxiety.

Sounds hot though, must be close with your friend!

>>29684308
Nah not long term for me at least, just a freaky slut that I've been seeing for a while and who said she'd be down to try alot of stuff so figured I may as well get it out of the system now

You haven't done it then?

I have had MFF and MMF
My MFF was with me, my GF at the time, and her friend
my GF and I went over to her friends house, and the two clearly had it planned.
we werent there very long before we were all naked in her bedroom.
the two girls were making out, playing with each other, and I was there helping.
I figured out pretty fast that my GF wanted me to fuck her friend and wanted to watch.
her friend wanted to ride my gf's face while I fucked my gf, so thats what we did. I played with the friends tits and ass, but she wasnt making out with me so I was fucking my gf and enjoying the show.
but I couldnt cum. I wasnt even close.
I was watching my gf and her friend eat each other out, and I was having a great time, but I wasnt cumming.
after a long while, my gf went to get a shower and I was laying in bed with her friend, and her friend leaned over and kissed me and spread her legs and I had sex with her missionary for about 3 minutes before I came.
I never slept with the friend again, but I would have if given the chance.

>>29679585
A den of ugly, demented degenerates without any hope of having an actually healthy sexual relationship and having what they're getting. It gets worse the prettier the people are, specially when you're hot enough to getting to porn. Hot sex entertainers are rotten wretches inside, every single one of them

>>29679861
Where did you meet friends like that?

My first "threesome" was a fetlife meet where me and 2 other guys met up with this guy who wanted to whore out his porn star girlfriend. She was in lingerie and we took our time with her spit roasting and getting blowjobs. The issue was that her boyfriend wouldn't shut the fuck up about his business and his vacations while we were fucking his girlfriend.

I had a threesome with my buddy's fiance and her best friend. While friend rode me cowgirl, old mates missus reached under her friend and grabbed my balls and squeezed as hard as she could.

I fucken yelped and yanked her away and she explained that because her fiance liked having his balls squeezed and we were friends we might both like it. I got better after a few minutes and we continued without the CBT.

They broke up later because friend couldn't keep her mouth shut, and it caused a big rift in the friend group. It was a mistake desu, but it was still great at the time.

you only have one dick. fmf threesomes are stupid as fuck. threesomes should always be mfm, as women can handle and are built for two cocks

>>29685520
Oh fuck, i think i know the couple here.

I came too fast and was so ashamed i went back home
That was 20 years ago it still haunts me

I went to visit a city with my (now ex) gf and her group of friends, we picked a nice Airbnb for just the two of us, one of her friends wanted to see it and the weather was great, gf decided to go topless and I could see her friend looking at her.
At some point my gf implied we should "try the bed", to what her friend commented "I would love to see that", I told her that I wouldn't mind if she did.
I ended up making out with my gf in the bedroom, her friend asked us from the other room if she could come, gf immediately told her to join us.
Things were a bit awkward at first, we were kind of hiding in the sheet while fucking, but little by little we revealed ourselves to her. They started making out and my gf lead my cock into her friend's mouth, then I fucked her.
It was kind of smooth in the end, I didn't feel pressured to perform or afraid to make my gf insecure, everyone enjoy the moment, I wish I could go back sometimes.

>>29679585
i've had a few FFM but i've probably had more MMF.

with MMFs i'm mostly trying to forget there's another dude there, but if i'm on the blowjob end it usually means i end up getting way more teeth than i'd like because the woman's getting fucked silly and has no jaw control.

with FFMs it's nice and everything but it feels awkward because there's a constant change in where the attention should be directed. either the two of them are slobbin on me knob and it's just a sensory overload or i'm fucking the one and trying to figure out what to do with the other. like if i'm laying down and one is riding and the other's sitting on my face i'm so focused on eating pussy that i can barely focus on the sex.

this might be an adhd thing, idk. i'd rather just fuck one woman at a time desu.

>>29679603
This is how it is if you're new to sex. Once you get some experience, threesomes are tons of fun, assuming the girls you find have good chemistry with each other and you.

>>29681080
You got the vid? Post it!

>>29683603
How did you get so lucky with sex? Is it just parents money, or being connected to drug dealers? Any tips?

>>29683119
If only there were some kind of clue in the video...

>>29679585
Source on this?

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>>29679590
Perfection

>>29686375
It has nothing to do with experience, more so if you're a disgusting whore or not

I had several in my twenties.

Had a bi girlfriend. She'd bring around her friends every weekend. Had dozens of threesomes with about 5 different chicks.

Once my gf got past the jealousy the first time after that it was awesome.
Im decent looking, was pretty jacked in my twenties and have money. So the girls were super into it.
If you want to make the most of it you have to be dominant. I hate when I see some dude getting a threesome in porn and he just sits there like a stunned fish.
I swear something changes in the girls psychology when they as a group are getting fucked by one dude.
That's why you see some dudes able to form harem sex cults and shit. Normies be like how... but it's in our brains somewhere.

It goes bad in the long run. If you're with a good girl you intend to keep around. Don't do any of this shit. It always fucks the relationship long-term. Unless you're both degenerate filth idk.

Had a few threesomes with whores but it's not the same.

Its also fun when we'd be out together and the girls would hang off me and you could see other dudes trying to figure out wtf was up.

Just wish I had filmed some videos or something.

>>29683114
>taking prep
Were you fucking troons?

I had two chicks blow me at once, and a threesome one time. I’ll tell the threesome story.

I was home on leave, and ran into some chick I used to know at the bar. Some dude was hitting on her, and she wasn’t into it so she came over and asked to pretend to be my girlfriend. We talked, and said “we should kiss so it looks real”. We made out a little bit at the bar and then her friend comes over and they’re giggling and talking. There was a thought in my head that they wanted to have a threesome, but it didn’t click right away.

We leave the bar and go back to chick #1’s apartment. We get there, and have a few drinks, me and girl #1 make out a little more and her friend goes upstairs. She tells me to make a few more drinks and meet them upstairs. I know it’s on at that point. I stay downstairs for a minute and hype myself up and mentally prepare. I’m not a fuckin pornstar but I fuck pretty good.

I get upstairs and they’re in bra and panties in bed with a movie playing. We’re laying there, and I say “we didn’t come over here to watch a movie” and make a move on chick #2. I’m making out with her, and I start fingering chick #1’s pussy.

It was on from there. I get both of them naked, and lay them on the bed. I’m a nasty fuck, and love eating pussy. Side by side, I’m eating them out and jerking myself off. Chick #1 said some shit like, “oh you have whiskey dick huh?” That got me diamonds so I fucked her next to her friend while they made out.

It went on for awhile, I was the perfect level of drunk. Back and forth, different positions, chick #1 came a few times.

It was funny cause chick #2 said she’s never had an orgasm, so chick #1 and I made it our mission to get her to cum. we used a vibrator, we ate her out at the same time, chick #1 ate her out while I fucked her. She got close with the vibrator, then it died.

It’s been awhile, maybe an hour/hour and a half. So we give up on chick #2, and I bend over chick #1

>>29686842
and had the “longest” orgasm of my life. The build up was like a solid 2 minutes and then I finally shot my load as deep as could in this chicks pussy. I think about it and it gives me chills, lol. Chick #2 sucked the cum out of chick# 1’s pussy. And that was it.

Come to find out, chick #2 was engaged, and her fiance worked 3rd shift, so she left to get home before he did. I stayed at chick #1’s house, and got a blowjob before I left the following day. Never spoke to them again

>>29679585
Someone always farts and ruins the moment.
>Not it.

>>29679585
8 months of having a girl pretty much move in with us.
Sexually very cool. Albeit the girl didn’t 100% click with us sexually, kinda didn’t matter though. Def got a kick out of having our own individual things going with each other. Spent many nights at my job full diamonds with them sending pics of them fucking each other. My wife fucked her at the drive in movies, that was pretty peaks
First month we fucked so much I had to go to the doctor cuz my dick skin ripped.
But.
After day 2-3 months. Personally? It got kind of taxing to have this whole thing going every time we fuck it’s this whole song and dance. There’s zero chance of a quicky before work or some shit. Sometimes you’ve just had enough after one girl. Then the other one’s just looking at you like “ok, so me now.”
That being said, the head was absolutely mind blowing, 20 out of 10 will remember that to my grave shit. Every man should experience two mouths fighting each other of your dick. For me, it’s something that kinda changes you forever.
Now, the compersion thing 100% happened. We got all pretty emotional the first 4-5 months. It was a weirdly nice feeling to know someone is there for my wife when I’m not there. I worked 12 hr shifts back then. My wife said the same thing with her. She was the only one who got jealous when wife and I would have a date night or something.
Then comes the personality diffs, that shit man, fuck. Wife an I have been together for quite some time. We don’t get in those bs arguments u get in as a new relationship. This chick just wanted to bitch and argue for bitching and arguing’s sake. Neither my wife or I had time for that fucking bullshit.
Anyway, yeah, the sex part is awesome. If you all like each other, and are at least 50% compatible sexually, it’s fun as hell. Don’t take urself so seriously. You can laugh while fuckin sometimes. But yeah, every dude should wake up to double head for his birthday at least once in their life.

>>29679585
awesome

>>29679585
>threesomes actually like
Dicked sucked by two bitches at once was sick. Having the threesome sprung on me with out notice was bullshit. They decided it was over before I was done. 0/10 with that whore. I'd do it again without question.

Well I had an mmf threesome and it was great. It was me (male) and mate we will call P and a married woman we will call E.
I had just come out of a pretty serious relationship and kept the house, P moved into my spare room to help cover the rent. P had been sleeping with E for about a year with her cheating on her husband. He asked if I minded him bringing her back after a night out as he'd only just moved in, which I didn't. Get back to my house P goes upstairs and I go into the kitchen to clean my bong, when I turn around to find E on her knees behind me, with our saying a word she unzips me and starts sucking my dick for a while then grabs my hand and takes me to my couch where she carries on. P returns from upstairs and says "oh I thought you would have waited for me". So turns out they had planned this to cheer me up. So he joins us and sits next to me then leans towards me with his dick and we are now both in Es mouth at the same time. As the session progresses we are dping her, a hole each, then in both holes together. He came in her ass whilst we were both in there which was awesome. I sat back on the couch again so E could suck me off again as she wanted to taste some cum. I get told to close my eyes, now this is the only bi experience I have ever had but they now suck my cock together and lick my balls and asshole, doesn't take me long to cum and P alternates my aim between his face and Es. They kiss sharing my load between them, then climb up onto the sofa with me and the three of us lay there chilling with them both gently fondling my cock and balls. Turns out P has always been bi and just wanted a cock to play with......I didn't mind. When E left P came to my room and asked if he could suck my cock again. I did let him and I did cum but it didn't feel as good without a female participant, but I'll never forget that night and it still gets me hard while I'm typing this out

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Online and open to... let's call it possibilities.
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>>29684218
me and my best friend did it with a female friend of ours while we were all getting trashed one night in high school

it was fine. I was young enough and uncool enough that just the prospect of having sex at all was still novel, even though I wasn't a virgin

I probably wouldn't recommend doing it with a long term partner unless it's a twink or something you're both going to fuck. Just get your girl a vibrator and shove it up her ass and rp her getting DP'ed, that's what I do rather than invite comparison for sex that isn't that substantially different on your end

>>29686459
>Siam Reap
>Laos
>Hostels

He's fucking dirt poor women and / or pros in Southeast Asian and the occasional backpacker who's down to clown with whoever, anon

if you went to Thailand or Phillippines you'd probably have more sex than you knew what to do with too

>>29679833
Had a similar experience before. I'm bi as well but bottom

Got hit up by a guy and his gf on grindr. They wanted a third and a bottom. I went there and things moved fast. We started exchanging kisses then went down to suck the guy off. Suspiciously the gf didn't come down. After a while i got in doggy position and lubbed up. He started fucking me and again she didn't join. She just sat in The Chair (tm) and watched with enthusiasm. After we finished she just thanked me and gave me a peck on the cheek. She just wanted to watch her bf fuck a guy which i figured out already but was to horny to say anything. I put my clothes and went home. I tried to send a message but they already blocked me.

Would still like to try a proper threesome

>>29679585
depends on your definition of a 3 way / 3 some. 2 guys 1 girl? 2 girls 1 guy? All guys? All fucking at the same time (Eiffel towering, devil's triangle, double penetration in the same hole, etc) or taking turns? I've had 2 different 3 ways. One
>I brought home a bar skank to plug her holes
>was fucking her in the living room
>roommate came home earlier than I thought (he was supposed to be out of town)
>we're friends since forever so he just said "oh shit, get it" and watched
>asked if we were cool with him stroking it
>sure whatever
>pull out, shoot my load all over the bar hoe
>Ask if he wants a turn
>look an bar hoe and ask if she's cool with it and she's down
>go off to the side, make myself a whiskey sour and watch my friend treat her like meat
>stroking myself until I'm hard again, wait for him to finish etc
honestly, if you're comfortable with the homies, sharing the same chick and just taking turns back and forth is a blast. Trying to share the same chick at the same time sucks.

Two
>hook up with solid 5/10 girl from college class, she's got a fat ass though
>back to her dorm
>her roomie is there, some fat bitch but with fat titties to match
>start fucking the QT who brought me back
>fatty watching on
>end up with fatty helping lick my shaft and balls while the smaller chick sucked my tip
>cum and they make out
>fatty starts titty fucking me to get me hard again while smaller girl eats her pussy
It was a good time. however I definitely feel that 2 women feels like they're there for each other more so than the man. Just my experience.

>>29684319
>It's easy to accidentally finish before you want
Never happened to me. Seems strange.
>must be close with your friend
No, not really. I don't remember the dude's name. It was my friend's acquaintance. Don't remember the girl's name either, but that's normal. I don't remember a majority of their names.

>>29679590
>hurr hurr hurr you expect someone from 4chan to do (insert normal thing)
Yes, faggot. This place isn't special and coming here don't mean shit, it never did. Thinking that definitely makes you>>29680129
And this retard virgins though.

>>29686459
Huh? No. I look good and so did my ex as well as my current wife. It's easy to pick up girls if you look good and have game.

>>29687670
Strange projection. We weren't fucking locals, and I've never fucked a prostitute in my life nor would I. Usually you'd fuck people traveling through, because they're all there for a good time but not a long time. Typically my ex would swipe a bit on Tinder for hot girls, her profile had it clear that we were an item, and so the ones we ended up talking to were already down. Then you'd often meet somewhere like a bar and have a drink and talk a little first to make sure everyone's feeling good.
Sometimes we'd go to hostels, which is a great spot for socializing (we knew the staff), and hang out on the dance floors and talk to girls we found interesting.
It was a good time.

>>29681656
Does ally now go by lil miss ally cat on only fans, I think I know these girls

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>>29679585
Fucked a hooker / stripper with a great friend of mine whilst on vacation when we were all like 18/19 y/o. Was one of the funniest things we ever tried - Had to fuck with condom, was the cheapest whore in the house cause we did not want to spend any extra, I used poppers whilst getting head, he fucked her from behind.

We never looked each other whilst fucking her. I came on her face, he could not bust, so we called it quits.

We laughed from the sheer absurdity from what we just did the whole night, was 10/10 experience. Never fucked a whore again, and never would, but was definitely worth it that one time.

>>29679585
I had a threesome with two Jewish sisters (Alex and Erin) a few years ago and it was hot as fuck. They wouldn't touch each other but they sucked each other's pussy juice off my dick. Every so often they'd get my phone and record while I was fucking the other, getting different angles, dick in pussy, etc. At one point the younger one (Erin) was getting close up of dick in pussy and Alex squirted on her hand and face and said "You just made me cum on my sister". I'll never forget that. Came inside Alex while Erin filmed it. Would recommend. I'd kill to have those videos. But that was many phones ago :(

>>29687670
lol yeah reading more into it, the other fag is making shit up. Good catch.

Awkward with first timers because they're insecure about not giving everyone equal attention. Eventually they realize that a 3some is just tag-team

>>29682386
most marriages or long term things are shit. only worry is finances or kids with some cunt. besides that who gives a fuck

>>29679585
How the fuck do you guys find it so easy to not only find chicks to have kinky sex with, but even threesomes? I'm still a fucking virgin, I can't even get a girl interested in me. I know most of you are old, got any advice for a young kid who'll do anything to score some pussy?
t. zoomer

>>29679585
Been fucking my gf and her friend at some point.
GF got really horny at the thought of threesome before her friend came. Started sucking me off, we ended up fucking, I finished inside her ass.
We ate out her friend together, then both of them sucked me off, then I fucked her friend's pussy while she sat on her face.
Then GF asked to be fucked in the ass again while they 69. So, I cum in her ass again and then pull my dick out. Brown liquid pours out and hits her friend in the face.
Friend runs to the bathroom, hear sounds of her puking. She told us not to mention this ever again when she got out.

>>29679585
Kind of annoying in the few I've had. You have to coordinate two women, and you have to work out what you want the one your penis isn't in to do while your brain has no bloodflow because it's all in your dick.

Tho, I'm the kind of person that has to brain-off during sex otherwise I lose interest in general.

>>29680417
>dry
have you not heard of lubrication?

>be me at 20yo
>spend whole day with best friend and his long time gf
>thorough the day she is giving me signs
>confused.png
>end up on my bed in my living room
>smoking weed, drinking beers
>I'm rolling a spliff, she starts touching my dick thru my jeans
>pikachu face.jpeg
>my friend nods at me with a smile
>I finish rolling, take a puff, give him the spliff and drops my pants
>she start sucking me raw
>he tells her to go 69
>proceed to eat her pussy while she keeps sucking like a queen
>go doggy style, she starts sucking him while I pound her pussy raw
>I make her scream of joy so much she struggles sucking him
>we switch and I realize that I'm much bigger than him (7.5inch)
>I cant cum because I start feeling bad for him, she obviously wants me more and I dont want to degrade her with a facial or buccal in front of him
>he's done so we stop.
>2 weeks later he goes in holidays for a month at a festival where he will cheat on her as usual, she has clues about it.
>she calls and wants to hang out at my place
>we fuck like 2 lovers and I still can't come, I stop at exhaustion.
>she keeps coming back and she gives me one of the best BJ ever, I fill her mouth with semen (she doesn't swallow tho).
>she keeps coming back again and again, we are like an actual couple, making food together, cinema, restaurants etc..
>she fucking tells him
>he calls me in absolute anger and tells me we'll see each other soon
>one day I get a loud knock at my door, I just know, I want it to be over.
>I open the door, he kicks it in and starts punching me
>I can't punch him because he's my friend and I fucked up
>he goes into my grow room, starts destroying my plants (1 week before harvest)
>charcoal filter is now useless, my whole building stinks like fresh weed
>neighbour calls the cops because of the fighting sounds
>I end up with 3 months suspended on 1 year probation period
>left the country and went on the other side of the fucking planet
>would do it again

>>29688542
It's not too hard depending on what you look like and what your personality is like now
>if you're fat, lose weight
>if you're skinny build muscle
>when it comes to building muscle target the yoke areas: upper chest, lats, delts, traps, and neck
>you don't need to look like a bodybuilder. Just adding some small amount of mass on these areas will make you appear much more masculine
>once you look alright buy some clothes that fit you properly
That's the easy part. The hard part is talking to women, and as shit as it is you just have to do it. You'll get rejected, you'll feel humiliated, but you'll eventually get there

>t.36 year old who was single for the first time ever at 33 and managed to figure it out after trial and error

>>29688542
>I know most of you are old, got any advice for a young kid who'll do anything to score some pussy?
Stop caring about the pussy and it'll stop driving your interactions with women. I studied pickup for a bit before realising most of it was just "buy my ebook"-tier garbage. Some stuff was still applicable:
>escalation ladder
>"inner" and "outer" game
>inner is basically mindset stuff
>outer is fixing your posture and going to the gym etc
>learn to read body language
There's other proper psychology in there, like how women wont instantly let you fuck them usually. For the most part, it takes around 7hrs of real world time for a girl to become comfortable enough for sex, but you can get around it in various ways.

Personally, my advice is to just stop caring about sex, work on yourself and learn to read the signs. If you're not a bottom eater, you can get laid easily, most people actually have no idea what their own self-rating is and everyone is somewhat neurotic, meaning a 9 could see herself as a 7 and etc.

Recommended PUAs:
>roissy/heartiste
>tyler durden (or at least I think it was something like that)
>king (i dont know if he changed his handle or not) particularly for his escalation charts

Do not buy ebooks. Beware, most PUAs are retards and scammers, so take everything you read with a grain of salt.

I had a threesome with a couple of chicks from work - they were both older than me (around 38). One was married but seperated, and the other was a lesbian. We did a bunch of coke at the work Christmas party and ended up going back to one of their places at the end of the night. The married one said 'I knew it was going to be either you or her tonight, but I didn't think both.'

Honestly, it was pretty great, but it wasn't centered around me at all, it was mostly the married one. I went down on the lesbian a few times while I was getting my dick sucked/ass rimmed. I had one of them fucking me while the other was sitting on my face. Shit was pretty cash. We hooked up a few more times after that, and it was always fun, but I was never really the center of attention apart from maybe once or twice. It was still cool though.

Now I have a girlfriend, and she wants to go find a third sometime in the future, and has specifically mentioned wanting to have sex with a girl. We are both switches, but I think I can make the next time a bit more about me. I enjoy getting my ass played with and she joked about me getting dominated by the two of them.

I'd say I'm a pretty unremarkable/unassuming dude, not in great shape, but as an Australian who is not totally socially retarded, it's pretty easy in Europe to find yourself in this situation if you want it enough.

NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEE

>>29679585
They're great! A penis in your butt and a penis in your mouth: what's not to like?

>>29688623
>t.36 year old who was single for the first time ever at 33
Where did you approach her though? How did you meet? I think I look okay and have mediocre social skills. I just literally don't know where to meet women and cold approaching in grocery stores seems impossible.

>>29679603
>Awkward af and overflowing with performance anxiety.
Kinda depends. I've had two with my ex-gf (one with a mutual female friend after a party, other was a hookup from a bar), and only the hookup felt a bit weird. But I feel that's most one-night stands anyhow.

>>29686826
not everything is about trannies you /pol/brained retard
he means preparation, the act of removing shit from the rectum with an enema or similar process
i swear you fags think more about tranny cock than the trannies themselves

>>29683910
I love italian whores

Hey anons, it might seem like heaven, but trust me - it's not all that great. I was in an open relationship for a while and that eventually became a 3 way relationship.

We were having FFM threesomes pretty regularly, and whilst the double blowjobs were great, the pressure and skill it takes to get 2 women to orgasm in one go was pretty hard, and is ould lose my boner before getting either of them off.

Also a power dynamic evolved and jealousy got the best of them, they turned on each other and it made my life hell for like 8 months, beforeone eventually decided to leave, and I broke it off with the other.

I'm now single and back to 1v1 fucking, and it's so much more laid bad back relaxed. I'd probs never got back to multiple chicks at a time.

As they say, the grass is always greener on the other side.

>>29683110
I like it with the stupid music and tattoos cause it makes bitches like you cry

my greatest regret in life is that I ruined my chance at a threesome back in college. It was at a frat party and I had 2 drunken girls in my bed, groping and making out with both of them, and one of them starts telling me she loves me and I stupidly said "I love you too". Well that ended up pissing off the other girl who actually had feelings for me also so she got off the bed and went back outside to the party. I did end up banging both of them separately but never had the chance at a threesome again.

>>29679585
threesomes are hit or miss but having your dick sucked by 2 girls at the same time is divine.

also having one girl eat your ass while youre balls deep in another girl is probably the most intense way to creampie a pussy.

Awesome if you perform, when it's you and a mate of yours fucking a girl. I've done this. We were both similar in dick size (above average, nothing colossal) and body (between thin and non-steroid muscular). Lass was a proper slag, mind. I don't think I could do a thereesome with a dude with a much bigger cock than mine. And I'm quite good at the art of sex.

A delight if the 2 lasses you're gonna fuck are willing and prepared for it (their idea), because the best thing imaginable happens and both girls are jealous and want to be the favourite one. And it's a 2 on 1, you're the one.
I was in a sexual relationship with one really nutty lass who was a tattoo artist, and she eventually called in an acquaintance of hers.
I dodged a few bullets with this one. A lot of my first time experiences experiences happened with her: rimming, fucked up dress-up fantasies, golden showers (properly done, which tells us everything you need to know about this lass' sex drive), anal done weekly (with not even one smear of shit on my penis) and all sorts of sexual stuff in public.

The most hilarious thing is how I was so happy with having fucked 2 girls and at the same time that i actually phoned my late dad a day after, and ended up being berated and actually told to go get a test for std's. Lol.
RIP dad.

I'd never agree to one if i have feelings for one of the girls. There is way too much shit happening.

>>29691640
>open relationship
Threesomes are way better if the women are at least solid 5s. Of course having two 3s at the same time is only as good as fucking one 6. The math doesn't change.

>>29691658
>Based cock-blocking girl

>>29691658
I feel for you, mate.
I also have a regret about which I think every time I'm single and horny: having cancelled - I ran from it like a proper fucking bitch - fucking brit pornstar Rebecca More. I knew of her by a uni friend of mine who was a huge fan of hers. Once I asked him about his favourite pornstars and he named RM. Who t f is that? He showed me.
You know, he said, you can fuck her if you're willing to pay?
You serious? How much?
That I do not know. But you can get the info here (it was a fancy escort website).
Fast forward 2 or 3 weeks.
She crosses my mind and I decide to rummage through that now defunct escort site. She just ticked every box of mine: big tits, pierced tits, loves high heels, quite classy-looking, knowledgeable about fucking, and a dirty mouth.
I kid you not. I'm looking at the contact page for over 15 straight minutes. Then I decide to go for it.
Knowing fuck all about it, I ask a legion of questions.
They answer a mere 2 hours after.
Price of *going out* with Rebecca More and having some fun *later*? 3 thousand quid.
I go for it. They decide every thing. Location, and so on.
That same day the escort people call me and say I'm gonba have a chat with Rebecca. To acquaint ourselves.
We chat. She tells all we're gonna and are allowed to do.
I can do see is kind of thankful that I'm not some fat fart with money and a liking for foul-mouthed blondes.

Fast forward 5 hours. I'm supposed to meet her after having been picked up by a driver set by the agency.
Good.
The car is on the way, I'm told by the agency and then by the driver.
Out of bloody fucking nowhere I start to be mind fucked by the notion of paying for sex, of adding such a 'feat' to my sex resumé. All kinds of questions hit me: what if I'm blackmailed? What do you if something odd occurs and I'm forced to out myself as someone who paid for sex.
I phone the escort biz. I want to cancel everything. The deposit is ours, sir. 800£ down the drain.
I should've fucked her.

>>29680103
Nothing helps beating off like a nigger mumbling over the video and drowning out the sound of the women involved.

>>29679585
Mff: fun and a bucket list item for sure, but honestly overrated for how much work is involved making it happen
Mfm: depends if you’re bigger and last longer than the other guy, if so it’s awesome to turn it into a spontaneous cuck session
Fmf: jealousy, jealousy everywhere
Mmf: nope

>>29679585
awkward as fuck because of expectation anxiety, and also a window to cheating. It's how my first relationship with a girl ended

Went with her to a party and her slut friend was there, and my gf offered a threesome with her, to which my drunk ass obviously said HELL YEAH. Im very glad i was drunk for it, but it still was a bit awkward, the second i put my dick in her friend, i felt somewhat weird in the back of my head. Yeah open relationships just arent for me okay?
Anyway so some time passes, and now my gf wants to have another threesome, but this time MMF. Very unhappy about it, but she says she really wants to know what it feels like to be DPd, and that its only fair because "i had my 2 girls action".
Reluctantly agree. Big fucking mistake. We agreed on a bunch of NO things, one of which was no kissing.
Yeah we started with me eating her out while she blew him, i was regularly turned on from gf, but insanely turned off seeing her blow another dude, then we got to the DP, i was on top doing her in the ass, other guy was under her. Soon after we start she lowers herself onto him and starts making out with him.
>WTF
Almost lost my boner, eventually finished, and they kept going for like 20 more minutes.
Asked her about the kissing and she was like "oh sorry heat of the moment"
Soon starts to ask me if we could do it again because she liked it soooo much
Yeah at that moment i felt like this is just a cheating/cuckold waiting room, so i broke up with her. Honestly felt very disgusted with her after that threesome.

And what do you know, i kept in touch with info around her through mutual friends, she later got a new boyfriend, and then cheated on him, and he found out because she got pregnant by the person she cheated with. Now a proud single mother. My my surprise surprise

>>29679585
With women, they’re pretty lame. Two chicks giggling and sucking dick, bobbing from one pussy to another. One usually isn’t all that into it.

With men, it’s a dick sucking ass fucking rollercoaster of orgasmic pleasure. But then you have to live as a faggot so…

>>29692100
>I don't think I could do a thereesome with a dude with a much bigger cock than mine

yep, dont do this unless youre okay with developing a cuck dynamic. wife and i played with multiple other guys who where roughly the same size as me and nothing really changed until she had her first really hung guy. ever since then i can feel her slight disappointment every time i slide into her.

>>29692517
this. once met a gay dude who was part of a throuple and he said their threesomes are mindblowing every time. meanwhile threesomes with two girls and a guy are only good if everything goes perfectly and even then it still seems annoying and stressful and it seems more about bragging rights for the guy than anything else.

>>29692599
>>29692350
these 2 said it right

unless you are okay with being a cuck, do not have fmm threesomes with your gf or wife, especially if the other person is a lot more hung than you

even if your wife loves you, once you commit the act of willingly giving her to a male who outperforms you no matter what you do, she will internally lose a lot of respect and sense of authority that she had for you.
even if not intentionally, it simply happens inside, you simply become less of a man in her eyes, even if she doesnt realize it, her behaviour and general tone towards you will adjust, and unless you are into being a cuck, it will not be pretty

Depends on the nature of the threesome.
I've slept with two girls, didn't fuck, but it's nice to be with two women regardless.
I've banged two whores at once and it's only good if they're both into it. They tried to fake it and it was just better to take turns with them.
Never been in a natural one with both girls really into it, but I hope to some day.

>>29679585
i have threesomes with my wife a lot, always with other women. she has a bit of a cuck fetish, and also loves fooling around with girls. it;s fun, but you have to set the rules down in stone immediately. i legitimately have no desire to be alone with any woman besides her. another woman with her, 100%, it's amazing. she was very satisfied with the one "proper" cucking, where she had me have sex with a woman alone at a hotel, while she was at home. she loved it, but never wanted me to do it again, and i admitted that after we were done and i was driving home, i regretted it, and felt like i had cheated on her. no problems ever came from it, but we both agreed it was a bad idea. back to threesomes, i've enjoyed ones with my wife much more than the ones i had when i was younger with girls i knew.

Awkward if its FFM but you can put on your big boy pants and hammer it down. Usually the girls are more into it with each other and you're the designated dildo which is cool with me. FMM its like a bonding experience with your bro using a slut as a receptacle. Never use your wife or girlfriend in a FMM threesome or you're being a cuck with extra steps. Never done that, never will.

what about MFMF's? you could do all the hot positions of MFF and MFM plus others, both couples have something to lose versus some random guy not giving a fuck if your relationship goes up in flames? i imagine it comes with its own set of problems, but is it any easier to pull off than threesomes?

>>29692627
also its not just about if youre okay with being a cuck, you need a girl who is okay with being with a cuck too. its not uncommon for men who are okay with being cucks or even want to be one, only for the wife or gf to not be okay with it. many men dont realize this because they assume that women will always be okay with it since they get to fuck a bigger and better man but thats not always the case.

thankfully my wife was into the whole dynamic and encouraged it since she liked me being submissive. we also had a good bull who had seen this several times before and him and his wife helped a lot.

>>29692773
kinda. its a more balanced dynamic since both parties are on more equal terms but more people being involved can add to the complexity of the situation too.

all in all i think it all depends on the quality of the people involved regardless of if its just 2 people or 100.

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>>29679603
Fucking skill issue. Get out of your own head and enjoy. Let them enjoy.
t. Enjoyer of multiple threesomes, multiple foursomes, two orgies.

In Brazil for carnaval meet and fuck several girls off tinder and by making friends at hostel. Really want to get blown by two girls at once but don't know how. Somehow my flight gets cancelled and I have one more day. Girl gives me the name of s bar where local girls frequent if they want to fuck tourists. Super loose, girls twerking to funk. I see a cute Girl about 19-22 yo. But her a drink and we start chatting and kissing. Conversation gets sexual and I tell her my fantasy. She tells me her cousin is coming later and we can ask her if she wants to try.

>>29692883
I wait but don't like the cousin. We chat and I see a girl I really like. She's a bit in the heavy side but has amazing tits and looks a lot like Angelina white. We make eye contact. I guess she thinks I'm a big deal cause I have two girls hugging at me and laughing. I tell girl 1 that is like to try with Angelina White and she tells me she world prefer her cousin since she knows her but that she's really horny at the idea and from making out so before I can leave she goes straight over there and tells the girl everything and miraculously she agrees. Now I have no idea where I'm fucking these girls I didn't think that far ahead. Pay the bouncer 50$ to let us use a storage room behind the DJ both the second girl to a little bit to warm up but pretty soon we were all making out. They both took turns sucking my cock while I fingered one at a time. Younger one put her pussy near my face and I really wanted to eat her or but I got paranoid of getting herpes. I switched condoms while I fucked each and sucked the others tits. The whole time I kept looking at the door and my clothes in the corner cause I didn't want to get robbed. That was a bit distracting. The two girls really avoided touching each other seriously but we're really turned on to see the other getting railed. After a while we were a puddle of sweat and bodily fluids and I was in my last condom so couldn't switch again. I laid down and they kneeled beside me. One finished me by hand while the other fondled my nuts. I came buckets

>larp: the thread

>>29679585
Awkward because women are insecure and secretly hate each other even if they want to fuck each other

>>29679833
And I thought my sins were hard to live with

>>29686459
He's making all this up, dude. Like most people on 4Chan.

It's real easy. Watch.


"I've only had a one threesome and it happened while I was still with my girlfriend at the time. I was actually living in her apartment in Portland while working odd jobs, and it was with a girl I met while I was helping with renovations for a house. We got drinks one evening after work and she very explicitly came onto me, but I told her I had a gf, so she simply told me to ask her if she wanted to get involved. One very awkward question later and I found out my ex was very much into the idea of threesomes, as long as I didn't completely lose myself with the other girl (I'm lying because I'm on 4Chan and no one will ever know who I am, so I can get away with it).
So we called her over and surprisingly we had a great time unlike what others will tell you about first time having a threesome, still kinda awkward though. A month later we tried contacting her again but we found out she had moved a week after out little encounter. Bummer."

See? Quick, concise, not too flashy and crazy that you'd start questioning it, even a complete moron like me can do it.

Of course, there are some true stories here and there but trust me...if you were some kinda super-hunky-Marlon-Brando-in-his-prime motherfucker and you got laid 24/7 you'd have better to do than bragging about it on freaking 4Chan. Just my two cents.

>>29679585
Had MFM and FMF three-ways. The key take-aways are 1. the girls involved are getting off on how slutty what they're doing is so keep pushing to see how far you can take it, and 2. you have to be dominant enough that the other guy isn't going to try and touch you with his dick. Hope this helps.

>>29692350
the "exchange" thing sounds like a bad idea no matter what the sex act is
>insanely turned off seing her blow another dude
>then we got to the DP, i was on top doing her in the ass, other guy was under her.
>Soon after we start she lowers herself onto him and starts making out with him.
When I watch porn, it's almost exclusively DP and that all sounds hot as fuck, especially if she could turn her head around to make out with both guys.
>We agreed on a bunch of NO things, one of which was no kissing.
>Soon starts to ask me if we could do it again because she liked it soooo much
the lack of self-awareness to ask to do it again after you got soft in the middle of all of it and sat there watching for 20 minutes instead of first having a conversation about that experience and either going back to monogamous or breaking up. i mean asking to do it again was soft breaking up but probably a way more annoying way of doing so

>>29680019
It's called "Darude-Sandstorm"

>>29679585

one or both of the girls are jealous or wants all the attention, and the guy always has to worry about one getting less attention than the other, invariably both girls will think they got less attention no matter what he does.

Or, the girls are just into each other and the guy pretty much watches or records it and masturbates.

Invariably, its one or the other.

This is why we cant have nice things.

Met my current gf at a random threesome at a festival. Took two girls back with me that I didn't really know but we'd all been having a fun, sexy time together at the event.
I think it depends what you want out of it, personally I'm pretty confident and comfortable taking the lead in a scenario. It's harder work but makes for a better experience than just letting them do it to you. Pay close attention to them and make sure they all feel involved. If someone's done and the other isn't it's ok to say to them that you're going to continue having sex and they're welcome to stay or not. We have sex with other women probably every other week but we're into corrupting them and stealing them off of people because we're a bit twisted. Both played around with a bride on her wedding night as well happened to be staying in a hotel that had a wedding on, that was fun.
The girls will usually be getting off on how slutty they're being, same as when you're in a one on one. Allow them the space to explore that slut side. They'll get off on weird stuff like you kissing them while fucking another girl or you holding them so they can't move and being forced to watch.
It's fine, doesn't need to be stressful.
Personally prefer one on one but it can be fun. Confidence is key, same as all sex.

>>29679630
4hrs? didn't you dick hurt after all that or it wasn't 4hrs of "fucking" perse but doing other stuff? how many times did you came in those 4hrs, was it difficult getting hard after?

>>29692904
This might shock you, lil bro, but most adults have sex.

>>29693085
No, I'm not making it up.

I did once with 2 girls.. was fun but holy shit get your cardio up. Those bitches will put you thru the paces

>>29679585

It is nice but its like regular sex desu. I mean it like don't chase after it, its not worth the extra effort to get one. If it comes don't get scared, do it and enjoy it. It won't be double as awesome as regular sex, it will be exactly as regular sex. If the other people and you are open and communicating will be fun, otherwise will be stressing and performative, just as regular sex.

Talk about stuff in sex, its sexy. And only do it with people you are comfortable with otherwise you will end up with some judgmental people who will make you feel bad.

>>29693431
You are making it up, along with pretty much everyone itt

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>>29679590
Should be in this year's \Pols Christmas tree.
Epic mad lad got it right!

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>>29680417 Whoa....
(◉ ͜ʖ◉)つ── U gonna need dis.

All 4 of my “3somes” backers me fucking my wifes best friend while she watched.

>>29679585
I've had multiple threeways of both kinds. If you aren't single, you need to be very very careful your partner is actually wanting to have a THREE-WAY and not just turn you on with the idea of one, because they can tear down trust. That being said, they can also BUILD trust. It's really person by person, and also situational and very very different every time. I've had failed threeways of both kinds, but generally they've all been successful.
>Was a third for a bi MF couple for about 4 months last year, that was honestly some of the best sex I've ever had. They were both very attractive, my age, similar interests, could hang outside of the bedroom. Great times, then again, they were VERY open, and sometimes she would come over just to fuck me or me and him would be playing games and get bored and jack off or he'd come over for some dick and have his gf meet him at my house.
>Had lots of drunken spur of the moment threeways, those are hit are miss but usually fun as long as the girls don't try to make it a competition. It's hot sometimes but other times you can tell ones getting their feelings hurt
>If you pre-arrange an MFF, it's best to make sure everyone hangs out a bit first, because women tend to be more sensitive about sharing their man. Plus some women are psycho, in my last relationship before the one I'm in now we were having a ton of fun having threeways of both kinds, but then some crazy bitch we met at a party came back home with us and got WAY aggressive, telling my ex s"Yeah I bet you wish your man loved fucking you like he likes fucking me" which is hot to me but made my ex cry and we had to stop and never had another girl in the bedroom again.
>Only time I've seen MfM/MMF threeways fail is when one guy can't get hard or the boyfriend/husband gets jealous.
>That's a big thing in threeways. The first time in BOTH kinds of threeways I struggled to get hard because of performance anxiety combined with antidepressants fucking with me

Bout 20 years ago
>Cultural anthropology class
>2 gals I sat next to both friendly and cute
>go on couple dates with one of them, who was more forward but could tell other was jealous/would've been open to a date
>3rd date with 1st gal, she brings up her friend is jealous and she feels 'bad'
>Hail Mary idea of threesome, she actually seems fine with it...
>next class both girls are giggling with each other and very handsome with me
>all meet up thay evening at their dorm
>commence most awkward sexual encounter ever
>basically haveing sex with each girl individually while the other watches but looks uncomfortable
>after each swap see that both girls are visually upset while other is having sex
>try to get them to make out/doublenblowjob at minimum
>they're fuse to touch each other, barley get a lock from both at same time
>proceed to alternate again fucking each
>while room is awkward and gal 2 starts getting more into it making gal 1 who I've been on dates with jealous
>I like that at gal 2 is at least getting into it so I pick it up, make her cumin then using fingers make her squirt
>gal 1 looks even more upset
>ask if she wants to squirt
>says no and gets dressed to leave
>they start 'girl arguing'
>threesome over didn't even get to finish
>all in all it was like 30 of the most awkward minutes ever, basically had sex either both next to each other and minimal to no interaction between them

So my only experience with a threesome kinda sucked.

Married now and wife is very much Bi and open to threesome, been trying to find one off unicorn or escort she finds attractive to hopefully have a good one. But we live in midwest and both of us are picky, had a few opportunities but one of us has turned it down not finding 3rd attractive. Figure its fine being choosy now and I'd like to fulfill the fantasy fully and not be too disappointed again.

>>29688610
sounds like bullshit but I believe it. why the fuck couldn't you come

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Depends how slutty and uninhibited the chicks are willing to be.

Still, even if one of them isn't that into it, it's a turn on that there's another chick in the room while you're pounding the shit out of the one who is actually into it.

>>29679585
I was part of a five-some. Me another dude and three girls. We were working in Yellowstone National Park and it was our day off.

At night we sorta stumbled into the sex because we were all drunk. I was unfortunately very drunk and struggled to keep it up for long but mangaged enough

I got to eat them all out and have them all suck on my dick which was super fun. I also got to fuck three different girls. Changing when I wanted to. One of them I didnt like at all but I thought she was hot so that was fun to fuck her and not like her.

but it would have been better if I were sober. The guy even sucked my dick which was cool.

We never went back to do it again unfortunately but I kept fucking one of the girls for a few weeks after.

Moral of the story get a job in a national park.

>>29695117
>The guy even sucked my dick which was cool.
Ruined

>>29680417
Thanks for this post. I was gonna give into masturbating but this ruined any arousal I had.

>>29679744
This is the girls are into each other or don't mind sharing it's amazing. Otherwise you're just fucking one girl while the other girl plays with herself or is pushing on your ass while you fuck her friend. Nothing kills a threesome like fucking one girl then pulling out to fuck the other & she goes " you can't stick it in me after it's been in her" it's no longer a threesome it's just reg sex with an audience

>>29679585
Extremely awkward and her bf ended up unable to perform, he later regretted inviting me and our friendship kinda ended after this

>>29695117
anal is the worst. maybe dudes are better about cleaning their ass, but the second you pull out of some girls butt you're gonna be grossed out. even with a condo its a wam bam no thank you mam. blow job week is the only solution.

they're like something my wife did with her best friend a bunch of times with the husband her best friend divorced but says she will never do with me.

>>29695850
Cuck

>>29692178
kek

>>29683910
>don't EVER do threesomes with two cute Italian girls you meet in a hostel, one will lift your wallet/passport while the other rides your face and leave you stranded in Japan at the end of your tourist visa begging the US embassy to reissue a new one
Anon, that sounds a little too specific just to be a hypothetical example... Just saying.

Been in several, in a number of different configurations because I'm a degenerate bisexual werefaggot. MMF is almost *exponentially* easier to wrangle than MFF; MFF is easier if one of the Fs is fat.
Burlesque performance communities play host to a great number of fuckable, insecure, and chubby women that thrive on attention; lack inhibition. However they're also aggressively leftoid so if you're the kind of dumbass that lets that get in your way of a good time, well, GLHF.
Basically it's only fun if you're not in a serious relationship with anyone else involved, otherwise it's invariably an emotionally messy experience somewhere down the line, or unless you're so careful, that you don't end up enjoying yourself because you're too busy managing other people's weird hangups - including your own. If you have a solid FWB, That's your best bet for a hinge.

As others have stated, the odds that you're going to be into both other participants (or every if >3) aren't super high unless you're all very conventionally attractive - someone has to be the ugliest person in the room, and if it's you, you're pretty much just going to end up watching. Which just sucks unless you're a cuck. So this means that you're probably going to end up fucking someone less attractive than you are.
it's not really worth pursuing; basically the only reason I've had so many opportunities is that I'm willing to fuck anyone that's a 4/10 or higher; and used to hang out with the waitstaff of a decent restaurant in a college town that let their employees drink on the job. The parties after work were Legend, but I'm too old for that shit now.

Stay away from cocaine bitches and wear a rubber unless you're retarded and don't mind your shit getting stolen.

Now this is my experience as a fat fuck with a photogenic face; basically the only thing I really had going for me at the time was the fact that I'm charming as hell when I'm sloshed, and I hate that I am such a bashful homofaggot when sober.

>>29679585
Depends on everyone involved whether FFM or MMF. I've been in both. For MMF I've both shared my girlfriend and been the third wheel so to speak. The first time was an FFM with an ex-girlfriend and her ex-girlfriend. It was awkward but ok. My first MMF was also awkward but ok. Subsequent threesomes were much less awkward as I got used to them. The few bad occasions I've had was an MMF where the boyfriend found out midway he didn't like watching his girlfriend sucking my dick, and an FFM where an ex-girlfriend got jealous watching me eat her best friend's pussy. The vibe changed halfway and then the sex just started to suck, although that's much preferable to somebody suddenly trying to start a physical altercation. I've watched several of my girlfriends with other guys and felt ok with it. It's not for everyone. I feel like advising people that they should be careful what they wish for, but then again if your relationship can't survive a threesome, maybe you weren't meant to be together.

>>29679585
I'm a guy. Had a few FFM as a teen, a few of both in my 20s.
It's honestly just who you're doing it with. The best is being the meat in a one time bestie sandwich, but the worst is your missus + her friend/sister
It'll be her idea and she'll make you do it or else, but afterwards she'll make you the bad guy for it
Then there's the other kind... way worse... but that's a story for my therapist

>>29680417
You deserve the bad experience. Anal is for degenerates. Always has been, always will be.

>>29679585
Disappointing. I've had two threesomes plus a third threesome with 2 hookers if that counts. Both were drug induced - once in freshman year when I was selling MDMA and then a few years back when I met this mega slut who was snorting pills with her friend when I rolled up. It's not worth the effort... You only have one dick. Don't seek them out, just let it come. Good spank bank material but honestly disappointing experience. Not something I chase.

>>29679585
The only way it works is if all three people are 100% into each other and are equally attractive

>>29679585
Only had a few but here is my experiences (M)
>High school spring break, hooked up with two girls I met in the hottub at the hotel. Had only had 2 partners before that so I'm sure my performance was mediocre at best. 5/10 experience looking back.
>Early mid 20s, Dating a girl, wasn't going to work out long term so just became FWB. She brought up threesomes, I said I'm down but no other guys. She found a girl, and overall pretty lackluster, also a little awkward that was our first meeting. 3/10
>Couple years later, staying with friend in a College town, right next to a bar. Go down with him and find a girl that's down. She's super eager and made it fun. Didn't DP her was only only regret looking back. 9/10
>Late 20s, ended up going to a convention by myself on a whim. Less than 10 minutes after entering two girls come up to me and latch onto my arms saying how they love my cosplay. Ask them where they're from, are they staying at host - jackpot. Meet up later and have fun. Actual sex both were pretty shit but the double blowjob made up for it. 7/10

my take and tl;dr is: Don't plan on doing something with someone you haven't met organically. Also just me personally but I would never do anything with anyone I was actively in a relationship with, or wanted to pursue.
The less you care about the person, and the more experienced you are the more fun you'll have.

>>29694291
Nope. It's not that strange to have sex, mate. And I've lived a pretty unusual life at that.

>>29679630
Sure thing lil bro lmao

>>29684895
By being a junky lmao

>>29685206
damn what a dog, hopefully your "mate" set you up with a nice ambo trip later lmfao

>>29680417
Well fought, soldier.

>>29679833
Dude a couple 16 year old girls got killed on there both within the last few years, not related at all or anything but both in US I think, I was wondering why the fuck there were women on there and teens at that

I do MFM pretty often or more accurately I'm a bull for multiple couples, some ongoing and regular and others just once a year or every couple years, when the husband/boyfriend/male play partner joins in you basically just focus on her and try and stay out of his way while he tries to stay out of your way I'm sure it'd be a lot different and I'm sure some of the guys want me to touch them but that's not happening lol, when it's two women one man the logistics of it just mean that you're either only barely decently dicking one while fingering her tonguing the other or they're both blowing you or two of you are on one girl stuff like that, about the closest you can get to actual female-male-female FMF threesome sex is have one right in your cock and the other riding your face and honestly having your face ridden for anything approaching it inappropriate length of time is super hit or miss, you simultaneously want her to be on the lighter side will also not having a bony crotch grinding into you and so that's just highly unlikely unless she's a micro Asian or something. It's definitely great to have two women sucking your cock or jerking your cock or whatever at the same time but I'd highly recommend that to anyone once even if you have to pay but otherwise two women at once is a lot of hassle and three or more women one man is just almost not worth it at all. In those situations you are vastly helped if they are high or drunk or both and you are sober because then very inhibitions are lowered you can usually get them off easily move on to the next one get that one off and just keep switching and when they're not being played with they're fine just to be drunk high living in the moment consequence free no cares or worries like basically every other moment in a woman's life

>>29679630
And then I woke up

Im paying 3 hookers for 90 minutes oral only session - they rim and dt in their services, but not paying extra for them to make out/get off with each other. Only interested in them sucking and rimming me for the booking - i rarely cum from a bj so im hoping this will be an endless suckfest. Any tips/advice? I haven't seen any of them before and its a lot of money, but regardless keen to experience the royal treatment. I'm not sure how to best structure the time and to keep the hookers sucking without getting tired/grumpy

>>29693404
It’s bullshit. I had a threesome for real and only could get it through with cialis (2 hours prior) and some 6000mg L-arginine (30 min prior), I don’t even have ED. Lasted 3 hours, lots of oral. It’s impossible to stay hard and fuck 2 women without dick fatigue and without chemical helpers. I think without cialis I could fuck them each once and then eat them out and finger them. If I really tried I could fuck them twice each, but the last round would be really hard and probably not enjoyable. The technique is doing oral on them, don’t let them blow you till the end because you’ll need the energy for fucking. Really just imagine it like a marathon, the first few miles are ok and you can enjoy the view but the mid and last part are fucking hard and you just wish it would be over.

>>29679585
>What are threesomes actually like in your experience?
>MFF
Excellent for me the first few times. It was a great experience. Ultimately however, you realize A. It's more work and B. It doesn't matter how many throats and cunts you nut into. What matters is you get to cum and you're satisfied. The only time one should consider them seriously is in situations where you have more stamina than both and you absolutely want a few to cum enough times that nothing is coming out at the end.
>MMF
Twice, tedious and not really satisfactory. Chick I was FWB for like 3 years called me up for a threesome with another guy on two occasions. She was not interested in anal so we didn't go for anal/vagina (and honestly that sounds like an annoying amount of work trying to position right). It was vagina and blowjob, but women give shit blowjobs when they're getting their back blown out. I know SHE had a good time, but I never actually checked to see if she preferred it over one on one.

>>29679585
its good when you're all bi

>>29679585
Wife and other girl kept farting, it smelt awful

>>29699553
that's a plus for some guys

>>29679585
Its pretty good desu. My wife and I had a threesome with a girl we knew who had the hots for me. Not life-changing but it was hot.

>>29699701
congrats

Banged out two Asian chicks once. Had a viagra in me, and was able to get both of them off. At the start it was pretty cool. They were kinda teaming up on me, making comments like: "oh, he really likes that." It's a LOT different than just focusing on one. My attention kept jumping all over the place, sort of a sensory overload. I think I almost had a fuckin heart attack. After, I made the slightly less hot one cum, I was able to focus on the one I really liked, and finished her off. You'll probably start to like one over another after a while. Something will draw ya to them, beauty, skin complexion, breast shape, whatever. Was quite a rush.

>>29679585
Everyone who's saying "performance anxiety" is a retard who's never had a threesome.

>age 18-23 had a really slutty girlfriend who liked my dick a lot
>Convinced me on regular occasion to let one of her friends try it out
>I already knew i could make my gf cum, and had a ton of confidence from how she would react to my performance, she almost always initiated sex too
>I;d say 1 out of every 30 times we fucked, she'd invite a friend over to have sex with us.
>Ive always had a hard time nutting during sex because i deathgripped my dick while jorking 2-3 times a day every day for years.
>easily lasted as long as i wanted to, they had fun
>When it was time for me to cum, id jerk myself off and let them take over when i got close.

Also
>The first time we did this, we were broke bums who both lived at our parents houses
>She invited me to stay for a week at her friends house where her friend lived alone
>For the first 2 days, he friend would "Walk in on accident" while we fucked in the living room
>Had no idea this was staged and scripted
>day 3, gf asked her to join us, and she was happy as fuck to.
>fucked for the rest of the week

Fast forward to new woman, married now as im age 32
>Bimbo goth wife
>Raised religious, grew to hate her parents, now covered in tattoos, previously a LBGT ally
>Now openly mocks LBGT trannies
>Dedicates her life to pleasing me,
>Will suck/stroke me for an hour if thats what it takes, she doesnt even care about cumming herself.
>Eventually gets the idea to invite one of her friends over to give me "Every guys dream"
>I like it so much, that it becomes a regular hobby
>Wife and i now go to bars to hunt for prime sluts to bring home.
>I point them out, she makes the moves
>She's hot, im not, so its easy for her to convince one of these sluts to fuck
>We have 3 ways 1-2 nights per week, every week.
>Had a cute 18 year old move in with us for 6 months one time
>Wife turned her into my toy.

Have a groupchat with a girlfriend, and her friend that was about planning a party for her friends boyfriend. My girlfriend always made jokes about threesomes, as she was bi before our relationship but anytime i mentioned threesomes, she would get jealous and back off.

One day in the group chat, my girlfriend tells her friend to come to my place so we can plan this 'party' and I'm down for whatever, so I let her friend come over and they're just messing about non-sexually, until her friend finds a condom in my draw and opens it up, they're both playing with the condom and my girlfriend brags to her friend about my cock. Her friend then proceeds to tell her how her boyfriend never eats her out, and she misses having her pussy licked. My girlfriend starts telling her how much she loves pussy, and i decide to leave the room because I had an instant hard on, and didn't want to feel like a creep.

I come back into the room, and they're both making out. Next minute her friends top is off, and she's a 5'4, petite with tan lines. I'm instantly hard, and her friend notices. My girlfriend tells me to come over, and they both rub my cock over my shorts, and my girlfriend starts to pull my cock out and starts giving me head infront of her head. I'm instantly freaking out, overthinking not to cum.

Her friend then lays down, and tells my girlfriend to eat her pussy. Without thought, I turn around and i put on a condom, then walk behind her friend and jokingly press my cock up against her ass, shes got skinny jeans on, and my girlfriend grabs her friends waist, and pulls off her jeans. At the time, her jeans are half way down her legs, and she's wearing a g-string

>>29699939
The best part of this is.

>Only have a 6.5 inch dick (pretty damn girthy tho)
>Age 18-23 i was kinda ripped. Six pack and all.
>First slut gf couldve had bigger dick, nobody invites their friends to fuck a 6.5 incher.
>I was a freak at the time and fucked as if every session was a porno
>In fact, we watched porn every time we fucked, and used toys.
>Think thats the only reason why she was so excited and came so hard with me

Age 32
>I'm now kinda fat desu. I have a pouch of fat around my dick so its easily only 6 inches now, maybe 5.5 desu.
>Balding
>i'm only 5 foot 6
>I make 180k per year in a rural midwest town where the median income is 70k
>Our mortgage is $1200 a month
>She's living the dream as a stay at home wife
>pretty sure this is the only reason she's so dedicated to making me nut

I pull her g-string to the side, and start eating her ass. At this point Im rock hard, and start rubbing my cock against her pussy but I'm shaking from our nervous I was. I could feel myself getting soft, and decide to just pull the condom off, and fuck her raw. Instantly i got hard, and start fucking her from behind.

I fuck her for about 5 minutes, and my girlfriend now wants to be fucked. I don't know what got over me, but I wanted her friend, and I instantly cum inside of her friend within that very moment.

After that, my girlfriend freaks out, and sends her friend home. She then makes me block her friend, and tells me how much she regretted it.

We broke up a week later, and she fucked my best friend. I ended up not seeing her friend again, but I still think about it.

>>29699963
hey bozo your dick doesn't change size

Two experiences.
First, college party. Head back to a room with two girls. All making out, they take off their tops, etc. Go to get on their knees to suck me together, pull out my tiny dick and cum immediately. They both laugh hysterically and leave. When I come back out everyone knows what happened.

2nd time with wife. Been a cuck for a while and she's brings back a couple on a cruise ship. I end up just watching in the corner because they are only interested in her

>>29700569
wow. MFF chad to cuck. marriage kills testosterone

>>29699939
Revealing yourself as a virgin in the first sentence. Good job, Nigger Kike

>>29679585
I had the opportunity a while back.
>Be me
>Valentines Day and the midnight launch for Marvel vs. Capcom 3
>As I was on my way to the store, I just happened to cross paths with these two extremely hot bisexual girls that were coming from a Valentines day date
>They found me cute and started hitting on me
>Was really cool and really awesome and we were chatting it up
>At some point I was like "oh shit, I need to go get my copy of MvC3 before they don't have any left"
>Immediately after getting up from my chair, I hated myself forever.
Forever, ever, ever.

>>29700650
based anon with priorities

>>29680417
>>29683791
Fuck this thread, I'm out.

>>29700595
No it doesn't Married men > than you single faggots! Marred men get more pussy than ANY single man on earth!

>>29679603
>Awkward af and overflowing with performance anxiety. Would not recommend.
This is what everyone I know has said about them. One situation was really sad because 2 male friends of a male friend of mine had one with a woman and they were awkward with one another from then on (i.e. it irrevocably damaged their previously-good friendship).

>>29700201
hottest shit on the entire thread

>>29679663
just use plan b or birth control imagine getting an abortion every year. wtf is wrong with them

My Ex-wife was a mentally unstable super whore.

MFF, MMF, MFFF.

If she saw someone she thought was cute, had big tits, fit a type she would just ask if I was cool with it then I would just sit back while she lured them in with her super slut magic. She was good at it. She loved big tits, always the girls with the meh face but massive tits at the bars she would go for after a couple of shots. She loved younger girls and older guys.

She also loved watching me fuck her friends in the ass for what ever reason, got her off real good. She had a particular pattern with it, would make sure I went down on them until she got off watching, then would get real close for that insertion, then would get in to position to get ate out while I railed the chick. It was like clock work. Always started with some party game after she would invite some work friend over. She would be all flirty then end up asking if they every tried anal. If she heard a no I think she felt it was her personal responsibility to make sure they did that night. I remember this girl saying no and not more than a minute later she had a row of shots lined up on the table.

Mostly good times, some weirdos, a stalker once, so it was not all fun and games but mostly good time.