>>30497906What the fuck he hit him with!? Guy was seeing stars after that lol
>>30497904Camera well in focus and framed to be perfectly centered on the action without ever swaying out of frame, and a cgi muzzle flash. Obviously fake and obviously gay. Gen Z is cooked frfr no cap. You idiots can't even figure out what is from a movie and what is actual footage. Forget about being able to figure out what is amd isnt AI in 2+ years.
>>30497997it's brazil
>>30497997>Camera well in focus and framed to be perfectly centered on the action without ever swaying out of frameGasp, you mean the camera operator was familiar with the bare minimum of how to operate their fucking camera? No wai!
>>30497928Looks like a marble rolling-pin.
>>30497914It's surreal how the other group in the bike just rolls in after the first one crashed and the third guy got off the truck.
>>30497891She ever do porn? About to jerk off to the first few seconds on loop
>>30497997You're a fucking retarded nigger
>>30497997This has been circulating for years and is legit
>>30497928A rolling pin. And let me tell you, those things fucking HURT if you get smacked in the head with it. My little sister threw one at my head when I was laying down on the couch when I was 15 and she was only 6 but holy fuck did it mess me up good
>>30497891What was she trying to accomplish?
>>30497997That's literally how they deal with thieves in some countries. Its ass backwards Western countries that release violent re offenders back into public so they can stab women on subways.
>>30497906lost his grandpa's firearm
these are the best threads, every webm so satisfying to watch
saving the threadplease post something
>>30497921Holy shit lol
>>30497928A roll of soppressata
>>30497891I thought she was going to be fucked literally. Honestly, cops should have the right to rape a thief bitch when they catch a hottie like that.
>>30498332her name is Daisy Taylor
>>30497997new. faggot.
This whole thread is actually so goodway more satisfying than any porn thread
>>30497906boquitaaaaaaa papaaaa
>>30499681man, the only reason I wish my car was a little bit bigger is to do stuff like this
Do you have the one where a robber comes back to finish off the injured owner on the floor, but the owner shoots first?
>>30499766>Do you have the one where a robber comes back to finish off the injured owner on the floor, but the owner shoots first?
>>30499785FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKK YEAHHHHHHHHHHI've been searching this shit for over a year since I lost my data. You made my day. Thanks@@!!
>>30499764Man, it feels me with such joy seeing rats get blasted, and then beg for their pathetic lives like they weren't gonna do the same if theirs was real.
>>30499730I came thrice already
>>30497906imagine getting pistol whipped with your own gun lmao
>>30499730seeing bad guys die is always good
>>30499730for some reason women actually feel bad when these criminals die
>>30497909>Guy so pissed he was held at knife/gunpoint that he proceeded to stab into the facemask with a broken piece of chair before just beating him wherever he could get a hit inHonestly I'd be pulling the same shit in that situation, fuck this fag, you walked in but I'm making sure you're crawling out at the very least.
>>30499856when you think about it, the trickiest part of a robbery is scaring your victims enough so that they're cowed in submission but not so much that you send them into an adrenaline-fueled berserker rage
>>30499744I love how thieves ALWAYS abandon their partners when things get ugly, this needs to be shown in every low income school to teenage kidsthey feel like they're invincible while in a group but the moment the system responds to their shenanigans, they die on the mud without a single person to cry for them around.
>>30499882I feel like it's one wrong move and it all comes back to you. >>30499716 This guy had plenty on him but instead of running out with what he had ended up getting the brakes beaten off of him. One threat too many and let people get around him and he ends up getting what he deserves. Smarter people seem to just go in and go out.
>>30499965I don't think that weapon was worth the money he got, lol
>>30499764>Oh well. Mine is real.
>>30499987/k/ommando reporting. That gun is an FG42. It's worth on average $200,000 USD
>>30499915>I love how thieves ALWAYS abandon their partners when things get ugly
>>30499785fuuuck I guess that guy died?hero shit
>>30498666Cease being antisemitic.
>>30500020After seeing hundreds of semi auto handguns jamming in life or death situations (usually because people panic squeeze the trigger too quickly), I've decided that wielding akimbo dual 44 magnum revolvers is the safer, more practical loadout.
>>30499998I just googled that and that thing doesn't look like an fg42 at allbut I do think it has to be worth way more than what that thief ran away withand I'm glad he lost money like this
>>30500034Or you can acquire a semi made for combat rather than a range toy.I've yet to see a FA/SA brick such as an Arex Zero 2, a Swiss made P250, etc... randomly jam because the owner was crushed by adrenaline.
>>30499998More like /k/ope, this ain't no FG42 lal plus clones exists.
>>30500039the aiming skills of that dude omg
>>30500057>>30500075Sorry I meant to say MG42. I got the models mixed up because of the similar name
>>30499785>red m&m just watching all this shit unfoldWhat a bitch.
>>30500073I've seen a lot of cop bodycams where their glocks jam during a fight and the cop has to cock the slide a few times.Do you count glocks as a "combat ready" pistol? I do
>>30499691I swear to god you see a guy in a motorcycle helmet and flip flops in brazil and you know exactly what's about to go down.
Shut the fuck up, gun cucks, nobody cares
>>30500101It's only bad manners if people post unrelated off-topic videos and gifs. Random chatting between webms is basically a free-for-all.
>>30499716Indians truly know the best weapon to beat a man with is a stick
>>30499800Nigga got zesty hands
>>30500039Good Job Agent 47, Off to the next target
>>30499681>goes back in reverseLMAO
>>30497891it's like a cartoon
>>30497909teamwork makes the dreamwork
>>30497908fuck that prick!
>>30499686how'd he miss?
>>30499764I hope that this man became an officer of the law afterwards
>>30500469The stopping power of handgun is not sufficient most of the time, thats why cops empty their mags into niggers, its just how it works when bullets do not hit head/stomach/spine.He likely hit them with a few and after a few seconds they probably collapsed
>>30497997that video might be older than you, you little retard
>>30498648not get caught
>>30500469>>30500512I mean it is sufficient, clearly. It's just that Humans don't drop over dead the second they get pierced by small pieces of metal, like they do in the movies, until you get shot in very specific places. There's a whole bunch of places, like your arms and legs where you can be "fine" if shot, but at the same time if they hit an artery there, you will be "fine" for a few seconds, and then pass out & die, same in the torso, bunch of places where you can still move around and operate until you bleed out. And if you're real lucky there's a bunch of places where a bullet can essentially go through you and you'll be fine. Well, not fine but you won't die from it.
>>30499686what were they expecting to steal? lmao if you going to risk your life at least rob a store that sells valuable stuff
>>30500057Fucking retard faggot not knowing what the FG42 is
>>30500088>Do you count glocks as a "combat ready" pistol? I doI don't, I don't consider anything striker fired and/or SA only to be combat ready.The gun might be, the user rarely is.
>>30497908imagine how low IQ you have to be to return to a store to fight over petty-cash once you have already taken a bullet wound from the owner. Once you've been shot, the absolute best outcome for you is that you end up in hostpital and dont die. How dumb do you have to be at that point to still determine that returning for a life death battle is the best course of action?
>>30499716That homeless nigger had a knife, that’s what he keeps grabbing at in his back pocket, and was taking all those cigarettes to sell to the fellow homeless at one of the camps. Crazy brave to go after a nigger like that with a broom stick, next time put 8-9 holes in him and keep repeating “I was fearing for my life he was threatening to kill me with a knife”.
>>30499764pretty dumb to larp as a hero like that. imagine losing your life over someone elses cheap bullshit getting stolen.
>>30499719George lucas really be like>Dropping you as dead as my movie series after disney bought it
>>30499909she said something like>this part it's kinda dangerous>oh I was right> good thing you reacted fastwifey
>>30500770Some customers form friendships with the clerks and owner-cashiers of liquor stores they frequent.Naturally, this requires actually having a job where one frequents such establishments, NEET.
>>30500770???This board has become infested with demoralizing cuckposts
>>30500799Are you fucking retarded? What does that change about anything? Still not worth getting killed over literal random stuff. Just let the cops handle this, call your insurance and enjoy your life.
>>30500821>>30500770Let me guess, you are afraid of everything, and your coping mechanism is thinking your cowardice makes you superior to others?
>>30499749CCW chad had ice in his veins, but probably shouldn't have reholstered so quickly, helmet could have had an accomplice
>>30500851Being extremely retarded and reckless isnt bravery. Throwing away your life doesnt make you look cool you little bitch
>>30500871I mean, here you are being extremely retarded and throwing your life away being a little bitch, so I guess you may be right.
>>30497997very good bait. look at the replies
>>30499677> title> "he shot my arm off"> lmao not armed anymore
>30500101(You)
>>30500799>forming a first name basis with booze waggies is based, NEETnormie, lal
>>30497909Its like my yellow pikmin when i tell them to go smack a bulborb to death
Thread ruined, thanks gunfaggots
>>30499677Really wanted them to get t-boned by that other car when they pulled out.
>>30499716THE LAATI OF JUSTICE
>>30500821>let the cops handle thisTopKek. You don't carry nogunz. GTFO back to Europe so you can enjoy all that mudslime gangrape.
>>30499701Holy cow his death pose!
>>30499764Oh well, mines is real LMFAOO what a chillerAlso it could be that every single 711 looks the same but this looks exactly like the one in Brooklyn by the Paramount
>>30500770pretty dumb to come to a robbers getting fucked threads and advocate for the robbers
>>30500004fantastic ad for balenciaga
>>30497997I saw it live on TV. It was filmed by Commander Hamilton himself.
>>30500589Niggers will steal pennies from a lemonade stand and shoot people in the process.It doesn't matter how many opportunities you give them or how long you sentence them to prison, a nigger will sit in jail for ten years and go mug a liquor store without an hour of being released.It's just a way of life to them and they continue no matter the consequences until someone does the rest of society a favor and puts them down like the animals they are.
>>30500686The average African has a lower IQ than the average gorilla.The only reason we consider them human is because they have the basic biology to form words better than Orangutangs, Chimps and Gorillas.
>>30499764Legend
>>30500584I just assumed that most times when shot you would freeze up in pain or at the very least slow down. Those guys looked unfazed. I get that adrenaline is a thing, but it's still pretty surprising.
>>30497906That was probably the biggest cortisol spike he's ever gonna get
>>30497928It's a Japanese white raddish called Daikon
>>30499800Everyone should keep a negro knocker on hand at all times.
>>30499793All those movies that show hostages as pliant helpless money bags really taught the wrong lesson to these lowlife scumbags.
>>30497914>>30498205persistence is key. There would be no castles sagged if the army gave up after first ladder was pushed over.lets go smelly bike thieves
>>30499696Always support public transit
>>30500993And that he was left there in it until the next morning
>>30499716"You got insurance?" Nigga was trying to give you a hint bro
>>30499677>parks on a handicapped spotSmh, the lows people won't go down to these days
>>30499719Hayao Miyazaki spirited away that mofo's life
>>30497891Kek imagine if she missed the rack and just falls headfirst
>>30500088This is from limpwristing it 99% of the time. Tell me you are a euro no guns fag without telling me. Or maybe you're a favela monkey with dreams of call of duty.
>>30500903yes he was definitely pretending to be retarded
>>30497997Ultra retard
>>30499759CAN YOU FEAR ME NOW
>>30497891I swear Ive seen this store backroom in another video
>>30499744Where is that horrible filthy place.
>>30499788>GET HIS RAGS OFF
>>30499793Doug Walker, Texas Ranger"I kill 'em so you don't have to"
>>30501285my basement
>>30499965>No disguiseWas he planning to shave in the next 10 minutes
>>30500041At First Federal, you can get an answer in five seconds or less
>>30500292Driver thought the guy might be a lawyer
>>30500653Single action only is fine for a defensive weapon you generally don't notice the heavier trigger pull in those kind of situations. In military contexts where there's the likely scenario they're having to make longer range shots and potentially initiating the fight rather than responding single action only would be horrible. It's still asinine they mandated it after a couple bullshit court cases that acquitted the officers anyway. It's like the threat of the lawsuit has more power to change the law than actually proving anything.
>>30499681What's the story here?
>>30497891Right version
>>30499788>I thought it was the other kind of bangbus.
>>30499730Well it doesn't help that the porn here fucking sucks.
>>30501466im so glad you posted that
>>30499719>Dual wiel- ACK!
>>30499965>agressive sale
>>30501283In my country that would be life sentence aka 13.5 years and get out for vacation too.
>>30499696I hope the phone wasn't damaged
>>30497921fucking based
>>30499965Is that a fucking BB gun
>>30500008Stupid fucking dumbfuck kid
>>30500041
>>30501466>the vent shotkek
>>30501725can anyone translate whats going on in this webm
>>30500289between the throwing posture and insane projectile speed I would say this post is spot on
>>30497921
>>30499887>neega neega neega neega >NEEGA
>>30500057It's clearly a FAMAS
>>30499716I gotta give it to the Poojeets, they know how to give a good beating with a stick
>>30499764The only based niggas in society are nigga cops. Nigga cops are cool with me. Go ahead, nigga cop, you aight.
>>30499909SO IM BREAAAAKING THE HAAAABIT
>>30501889its a robber who tried to hold up the entire bus, he apparently had 2 accomplices, a man and a woman, though they seem to have gotten away in the chaos. they dont say much more other than "get him out" "there was another one" and of course the dumb cunts crying for people to stop beating him "its enough". i think it takes place in peru or ecuador based on accents
>>30497997Newest of fags
>>30499716Why stop, keep going
>>30500871I mean you already sound like a little bitch, I hope you mom gets raped while you watch and patiently wait for the cops to come
>>30499788what?
>>30499691Bonus points for the hot sauce in the eyes kek
>>30500975>go outside in muttopia>get shot by a nigger>muh gunsYou did jack with them during every possible chances you had.
>>30502144LELCCW is to outdraw and outfight in a moment's notice.Still typing NEET. Still here, negro free.
>>30500944>NormieYeah. Silent majority. Pray to Slaanesh we don't go loud.
>>30501861What did the assailant (i.e., nigger) toss on the counter? The bag he had his gun in?
>>30499716>>30502007kek frthose smacks felt good
>>30499764>you will never be as cool as this dude
>>30497906Got fucking Tom and Jerried with a rolling pin, damn
>>30502180>normie>we>slaneesheuropoor nogunz
>>30500770Yeah dude if it doesn't affect you at all why uphold a basic societal standard? Coward
>>30497906Boris the Blade approves
>>30501725Sleepy: What do you mean I'm funny?Redshirt: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.Sleepy: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?Redshirt: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny.Sleepy: [becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?Redshirt: Sleepy, you got it all wrong. Jus...Sleepy: What?Redshirt: Just... you know... you're funny.Sleepy: You mean, let me understand this cause, you know maybe it's me, it's a little f-d up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f-g amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?Redshirt: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?[crowd laughs together]Sleepy: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? Tell me, tell me what's funny!Redshirt: [long pause] Get the f-k out of here, Tommy!Sleepy: [everyone laughs] You . . . ! I almost had him. I almost had him!
yo homie, that my briefcase?
>>30501452I think you just saw it all.
>>30500589Plastic doo-dads.
>>30497905Wtf is happening here?
>>30502284Nice try Eff Bee LieI'm going to make more GILF porn of Bondi getting railed by Kash-app. Enjoy.
>>30497908What happened to that piece of shit?
>>30502439Open carry going wrong.
>>30499759Was it worth it for a phone?
>>30500008Was this even self defense? The robber wasn't armed
>>30501466lol the video game looks familiar. What is it?
>>30502568Metal Gear Solid
>>30500008>based nigger killer
>>30499788cruisin for a bruisin
>>30500993>>30501212It's this pose! >>>30494545
>>30502384I love that scene
>>30499915high time preference individuals by their very nature are incapable of making these kinds of calculations. same reason most drug dealers live with their moms, actually
>>30497906The frying pan with hot oil: "I'm here, guys! Just saying.."
>>30499957the cigarette robber is poetically american because a) he's got a solid though illegal business idea (i.e. selling cigarettes at a cut price and skirting taxes) but b) goes about it in a dumb way (i.e. not just breaking into a store that's closed) while c)assuming the dominant (and white) bourgeois ethos he thinks he's exploiting is universal. instead he's confronted by men who aren't even one generation removed from their shithole origin and deal with him accordingly. the part where he pleads and actually thinks they'll stop is most telling
>>30500008the money falling from his hands while he's dying is pure kino
>>30502892I watched the entire video waiting for it to either spill or be used lol
>>30502405i can only hope that in my moment of greatest need a brazilian man with a giant board will show up to lend a hand
>>30499701the old men is repeating the day
>>30497901>Head Ran over by a fucking tractor>Gets up and is fineThey are evolving holy fuck.
>>30500949kek
>>30500686they have their own izzat too, you know?
>>30500686He was hoping they'd have already deaggro'd
>>30502683LOL for real.
>>30500949I lol’dThank you brother
>>30497904The smile on my face as he fires his gun ensures I will never go to heaven
>>30503059a rare moment where the woman does all the work and the man cluelessly stands around not helping
>>30503059I kinda want to marry her
>>30503084she will physically fight you in arguments- and win
>>30497891>Robbers getting absolutely fucked
>>30497909That's a paddlin'
Apologies if already posted, only scrolled quick
>>30501094getting shot with a pistol doesn't hurt more than a punch and getting stabbed really feels like nothing, its the bleeding that makes your legs feel like jelly
>>30497921Captain america got soldiers hhahahah
>>30503130>>30503133>>30503135>>30503136>>30503138>>30503140>>30503142are you retarded?
>>30503138Lost it at the hand sanitiser. Kek
>>30503026You're really doing it for meI haven’t been this excited since, well let’s not go there….
>>30503133>>30503135>>30503136>>30503138>>30503140>>30503142Fuck off, faggot
>>30497906He trying to shoot, giving up and using the pistol as a melee weaponPeak Brazilian Cinema
>>30502213Idk I remember one anon said it was for the money
>>30500589So you've never been to south america, uh?
>>30503364he's down to business
>>30503128>Give me a ping, Vasily. One ping only, please.
>>30503210>>30503265samefag autist seething over the same clips not once, but twice. kek
>>30502935Tractor tires are designed to spread out the weight of the tractor over the largest possible surface area. They're also often underinflated (purposefully).
>>30503450uh, no, fag.
>>30503036Sucks that the merchant took one in the leg, but at least he slugged-up two perps.
>>30497904The audio is hilarious, the tv guy was trying to make it look like the cop wasn't executing two surrendered nigs, he's a completely shameless tv host but he just couldn't find the words. Fun day in monkeyland news >>30497997AI broke your brain, you can't tell reality from fiction anymore, we have reached post truth
>>30499686damn, it takes one frame for him to go from cocking the pistol to shooting, he was READY
>>30502405I love that even if these pummeled dumbfucks successfully flee, they lost their bike too.
>>30497921They killed the Black-White-Man! You know when he's dead at the exact moment colour was restored to holy Cathay. Thank you Winnie the Pooh <3
>>30503173damn 1 revolver killed 3 people
>>30503567Why would it matter if they're surrendering?If you break into my house, and I have the option, I'm killing you You made the decision that your life is worth my stuff. I'm just agreeing with your analysis
>>30503635the law might disagree when you're a cop, but at the same time br police is military police so he 100% for sure didn't get punished
>>30499987>>30501809It's a pellet gun. Very common to kill small game here in Brasil.
>>30503391Damn I would never have a partner like that. He's going to accidentally shoot me in the back with his fat toes
>>30501740unknown but the vermin died
>>30500512>>30500584Surely a face shot should insta drop someone
>>30503558If i member right he lost the leg
>>30503164>scaldingSo simple, so effective. Gotta make a scalding trap for nigs
>>30503173That little gun seeking targets is comical, it's like it's accusing them and killing them
>>30501466Based, whoever made this
>>30503325>fucking around>finding outGuns and blades are one thing, but 3 dogs? Sheesh.
>>30500944i don't think u got a friendship with ANY one man let alone a wagie :( i'm sorry. genuinely.
>>30501445Indeed, but I prefer less risks and I'm not trained so I value that DA/SA and hammer a lot, call me retarded if you must.
>>30503814I'm fine, thank you for worrying anon.
>>30500880>>30502105I accept your concession
>>30503104OH MY GOD HAVE MY BABIES AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>30500799>my only friend is the guy who profits from my alcoholism>if you cant say the same thing about yourself you are somehow a loserlmao you are such a fucking moron
>>30500975I dont use my gun to handle random shit that doesnt concern me and risk getting shot you dumb nigger
>>30501023learn to read you retard
>>30502334>getting killed over some booze is a societal standardyou arent brave. you are just very retarded
>>30501285Based on the filth and license plates I'd guess it's somewhere in the Caucasus region, like Georgia or Azerbaijan
>>30503004really love how they all immediately abandon their homies when shit goes wrong
>>30503044looked cool af, but was actually extremely retarded. that wont fly as self defense
>>30503130nice lol
>>30503210>>30503265>reeeeee I want this to be an echo chamber for normies and bootlickers
>>30503138>give away free shit for some reason>free shit gets taken as expected>gets mad somehowlmao thats just retarded
>>30500020she got the ick from seeing him bleed to death
>>30503500>doubling downoh wow. kek
>>30503986Nigger mentality.
>>30499677lmao faggot
>>30499852because it's one less black dick for them to bounce on
>>30501452At that lateral height hitting nerve gas is like hitting concrete.
>>30503426lost so hard
>>30503986I guess he was supposed to leave something for the other 50 delivery guys they were expecting for some reason? Pretty sure the whole video is bait though
>>30503026These kind of videos make my cock super hard.God I hate niggers.
>>30503974Those posts are off-topic. I don't expect you to know that because it requires reading comprehension.
>>30504254so do you hate them or do you want them to put their BBC in your asshole?
>>30497891>Robbers getting absolutely fuckedI seriously thought this was going to be a shoplyfter thread. You know? The porn site?
>>30503144What a dumbass
>>30504260are you fucking retarded? I really hope thats just bait
>>30503823If that's the case you probably should go with SA only for a daily carry and save the cowboy stuff for the range.In my opinion top priorities of a defensive weapon should be it won't misfire under any realistic circumstance (drop safe), has a snag free draw, won't drop the mag or operate poorly if you get a bad grip on it or have to draw it with the weak hand which often happens.I wouldn't carry some military handgun unless I was permitted to carry it in an external holster because that's what they're designed for.
>>30503036>max payne
>>30501452It's probably Brazil where robbers use motorcycles, they do this shit where they want to stop you just like the 2 guys tried. The guy on the van knows about them.
>>30501630KEK'd
>>30503389>not running him overYou had one job.
>>30501725I despise the retard femoid saying "ya ya yaya" which means "stop stop stop", why is she defending societal scum?
>>30504487she is his accomplice
