Post gifs/webms of shit just getting fucking crazy and/or people freaking out.
>>30502119wtf is happening?is it getting electrocuted or what
>>30502253Yeah I think so. It looks like the cat crawled up in the lampshade to fuck around with it because cat reasons and the light shorted out or something
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>>30502253Nah its just a cat getting stuck and panicking.
>>30502119Why does the cat start screaming like a middle aged man lol
>>30502291someone actually yelled "Cut it out!"Like come the fuck on. Also I like how not one person had the nuts to just go up there and beat his ass to stop him
>>305023770:35 is that Jim Carrey omg haven't laughed that hard since 2017 4 chan.
>>30502372Yeah, just walk up to the dude with a knife stabbing himself without even blinking. That's a bright idea.
>>30502419It's a gay ass kid. He's not going to do shit, pussy. Just sparta kick that little faggot, he will drop the knife.
>>30502432Based Darwin award speedrunner
>>30502095redeem
>>30502305thanks chef
>>30502361Latrino volunteer in Ukraine?
>>30502095>shit just getting fucking crazy and/or people freaking outthat's order, not chaos.chaos cannot possibly exists since you can't ever have enough bread in the laundry.
>>30502355what an indecisive dumb fuck. DRIVE you idiot. Fucking moron. should have won a goddamn darwin award for that.
>>30502503True, but the norm can always be defied.
>>30502517thanks doc
>>30502514He was probably hoping they pull the guy out of the car so that he can just leave without getting involved
>>30502363I haven't seen this clip reposted in AGES! I remember something about this guy tearing his own eyes out of his head. You can see when he bonks his face on that pillar that it leaves a bunch of blood on it.
a classic
>>30502291Imagine if instead of a guy cutting himself with a knife it was Tom Pearl fully naked and eating his diarrhea. The outcome would be the exact same. Everyone would be yelling "no stop!" but nobody would be brave enough to come near him.
>>30502253Nerve gas
>>30502694What's the worst he could do?
>>30502145Sheboons
>>30502728Spill his bowl of diarrhea all over whoever tried to stop him
>>30502665Low T and high E causes this kind of behavior, as well as autism and generally being bullied early in life.
>>30502770crazy to think if he was born a few years later he'd probably be a troon by now
>>30502685
>>30502780
>>30502650A Democrat run paradise. Love the Bum dancing to ‘70s supermarket music too.
>>30502770I have actually dealt with more death than you fucking little cumguzzler could even comprehend. I have watched more people die, more shit before you little fucking ASSHOLE were in kindergarten than you fucking little ASSHOLE ever thought about fucking growing up you FUCKING SHIT.
>>30502361>>30502500Brazillian>mom, mom for the love of God I shouldn't have come>I'm here mom, bombs are falling everywhere, I'm alone>get me out of here mom>I'm so stupid, I thought it was going to be like a movie>I can't do it, mom>Oh my God> mom forgive me, forgive meSounds like he reddited himself into a war zone.
>>30502909I have actually groomed more children to be my tranny cumguzzlers than you could even comprehend. I have helped more people transition, more tranny poopsex before you little fucking CIS SCUM were in kindergarten than you fucking little STRAIGHT MEN ever thought about fucking growing up you FUCKING CHUD.
>>30502102Just as she was feeling cute.War is different for different people..
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>>30502102This ia edited
>>30502119What happened? Did the cat get electrocuted or what?
>>30502418He directly pointed that at people?
>>30503379lamp was actually a nerve gas dispenser
>>30502514On the one hand I want to leave to get away from the stabby cunt.On the other hand there's a nigger telling me to leave and I'm not doing what some nigger tells me
>>30502860Another retarded American can't tell the difference between euroids and himself
>>30502363>>30502644story?
>>30502714kek, classic one, mein negger
>>30503557Did the cops face get blown off?
>>30502361reminds me of that gopro selfie video of the russian soldier when his unit got ambushed
>>30502291If the cops had showed up, they would've probably shot him to death cause cops in America get like 6 months of shoody training and are sent into the streets with a gun they don't even know how to tear it apart, lube it and put it back together.
>>30502341Holy shit, this young chav prototype nearly kissed the Grim Reaper in its tight bootyhole.
>>30502314>average_tuesday.webm
>>30502361The amount of retards here in Brazil volunteering for the Ukrainian frontlines is just further testament to the fact that we Brazilians are only getting fucking stupider as the years pass. In like a 100 yrs from now, we'll have fully regressed into ape-like behavior. This is why this country will never amount to anything more than a perpetual hyper-corrupt, hyper-violent, third world shithole. Niggas think war is CoD and that they'll have CAS on their beck and call. Fucking deppressing and demoralizing. Scuse the spelling por favor, it ain't got the patience to read spell-check right now.
>>30502398>red dress>explosive behaviori bet the sex is amazing to say the least
>>30502432Boom, you just got your femoral artery severed and now you'll bleed out faster than gay boy ever there. What's your next move? Choose your adventure style.
>>30503556>SAAAVVVE MYYY LIFFFEEE>SSSSSAAAAVVVVE MYYY LIFFFEEEEhahahahahaha fucking nigger bitch pussy ass gay faggot cop pig scum hahahahahaha oh my god what a fucking fat coward holy shit lmao
>>30503613The dude in the video can't even find his own artery.
>>30502665Wow, the guy from forgotten weapons is having a bad day.
>>30503739Till this day I still don't know what's that Chinese guys problem
>>30503597Sorry to hear that anon. You seems agreeable to me at the very least.
>>30503403>DIY cluster airburstLost
>>30503809his wife took the kids and left
>>30503809>boom>no more chinese diner
>>30503887Oh man, they missed out on the sushi.
>>30502665>can't even say niggerpussy ass limpwristed faggot
>>30502812lost hard
>>30502145TND is that easy
>>30503372Toll paid, a happy ending
>>30502909>>30503023These are the exact same post
>>30503556>Ignition: ONKek
>>30503557Stupid pig set off the car's anti-theft grenade.
>>30503613Knives are unstoppable weapons that always inflict mortal injuries upon those who dare try to interact with the wielder according to 4chan.Reminder the only reason you think like this is because the police state needs you to have learned helplessness when it comes to violent actors so you're compelled to use their services.
>>30502291>cuts his chin and not his throatfuck you
>>30502362Did not see that coming
>>30503602She fuck like crazy untill she fucks you over
>>30502389>security sissy thought he was hot shitwow really secured there
>>30502514This was my first reaction until you realize that he’s a Uber driver that was being used as a getaway driver for a drug dealer robbery, the guy getting stabbed deserved to just die on the block but instead ruined that working man’s life by covering his office with blood making it a crime scene that has to be locked away into evidence now
>>30502398That dumb faggot deserved getting punched in the face. Girl was right to get mad
>>30502812this is absolutely hillarious
>>30503556oink oink oi-ACK
>>30503863Wow. How does he do it?
>>30503857They fear their god
>>30503619>>30504150It's his life, I ain't getting my body cut
>>30504150>Knives are unstoppable weapons that always inflict mortal injuries upon those who dare try to interact with the wielder accordingThere is a very high risk though. Even if it desnt kill you, you might lose an eye or end up having to shit in one of those bags that are linked to your stomach for the rest of your life
>>30504150Says the guy in 4chan. If it's so easy why aren't you out in the streets helping those people you dumbass.
>>30503840>american orders a light snack
>>30503556>decepticon logo at 0:04-0:05
>>30502372>closing distance against someone armed with a knife You're a retarded faggot who has never been in a fight, never shot a gun, and never kissed a girl. I'm glad your bloodline ends with you
>>30502642Makes me nostalgic for Highschool
>>30502650HEEHEE SHAMONE
>>30503887>yo, where my darter at?>yo, where my gun at?*BANG* *BANG*ssshhhhheeeeeiiiiittttttttt.......
>>30502394Asian waffle house?
>>30504150Anon I haven't seen someone overpower a retard with a knife, and it sound stupid anyway I imagine it but you might be on to something.I knew a construction framer (old, big native Am. guy) who got into a disagreement with a younger guy during work. Keep in mind, very few framers are still doing that kind of work for long so he was really strong. Anyway this kid pulls out a knife, and he busts out laughing, points at it and asks "what are you going to do with that?"..and hes slowly walking toward him and nothing happens except more arguing. It was an utter humiliation.
>>30503848cow tipping.webm
>>30503388Permanently blinded an Indian child
>>30503887why is that one nigress smirking when she comes in at about 50 seconds?
>>30504150Even the most well-trained combat specialists admit that surviving a knife fight when you're unarmed is mostly up to luck and hoping you predict what they're going to do before they do it. The human body can move faster than you can perceive it and a really sharp knife can nick an artery before you can even blink.
>>30502355this is why you leave your doors locked at all times. Damn. Poor fucking guy. Just trying to get by and now his car is a crime scene thats going to get impounded.
>>30502114one of my favourites.
>>30503857Black sheep of the family
>>30502377filthy cunt just get a cat, jeez
>>30502291where's the story on this?
>>30504150Anon, what makes knives particularly dangerous is how easy it is to get mortally wounded without anyone, even the wielder, meaning for it to happen. The blade is hard to keep track of, any attempts to restrain or disarm inevitably places you in the most danger, and edge weapons have a much easier time reaching parts of our body we really don't want damaged
>>30503887Is this the dead nigger storage I've heard so much about?
>>30502418He exploded a three year old girls eye with that, lied about paying for her medical bills, and fled the country to avoid getting arrested. Luckily she was just some worthless Indian.
>>30503588>eurocuck cops would just stand there and watch him stab himself or other peopleThank you god for not making me be born in the EU's dystopian shithole
>>30502394>erotic asian woman moaningGod dayum
>>30505673And here I thought hentai was a complete exaggeration.
>>30504499Life really is just one big fucking meme
>>30502314!!! SCREAMER WARNING !!!
>>30503016>>30502500Latin americans famously love to kill communists and soviet allies.
>>30503557its like an NPC from San Andreas entering a exploding car just because the action is initiated and cannot cancel
>>30505690brazil?
>>30502814what's wrong with lybia?
>>30505177peak crash out Kanye I miss it
>>30502399>last half secondlmao
>>30503848>mysterious stranger.webm
>>30506674On the other hand the mystery of who ate all the pies was finally solved.
>>30505224They're not feral rats. He's just slapping them on the sticky paper and screaming at them because he's insane.
>>30502650This might actually be the perfect representation of America;>Drugged up homeless white man dancing while somebody video-tapes a white woman ODs on drugs while some nigger "friend" waits for her to die so she can steal her stuff.
>>30506241Do you really need to ask that? They're looking for the easy life of panhandling on a European street corner.
>>30502418Kill that fucker holy shit
>>30503844>Second guy rushes in>To get a better angle to keep filming, not helplmao
>>30506708>retard third worlder thinks all cops look the same. Those ain’t American cops you stupid nigger. If they were they would’ve shot the nearest dog and child.
>>30503597Actually, Brazil is getting smarter since the volunteers are getting skimmed from the gene pool.
>>30502398I'm Michael caine seeing the his future wife in a shampoo commercial rn..rainbolt where she at
>>30505690I use this technique all the time. Made a fortune during BLM. Urbanites never expect a cavalry charge.
>>30502361>>30503597I'm a Brazilian as well and i cannot help but laugh seeing fuckers like this suffer. I'm impressed as well he even got that far to be able to be shipped to another country since most people here are absolutely brain dead, but i guess Ukraine doesn't really care how stupid you are as long as you serve as cannon fodder for them.Now going back to Mr. Fag here, not only he entered this war on his own volution, but he also never considered the fact that his body would never be found if he died? Like buddy, you are a foreigner, you are cannon fodder, when you die they won't bother to find your corpse, and when the war is over the president won't go "Thanks Mr. Fag for your sacrifice, here's your medal of honor! We will miss you very much!", they will attribute the victory to themselves and completely forgot of your worthless monkey life ever existed.Like >>30503597 said, i hate living here and the amount of brainlet fags that i have to deal with every day, people here are so stupid that not only they follow whatever is trending on the United States and try to copy it, but they also fail miserably on doing that since they are too fucking stupid and poor to actually do anything, so you get these Bootleg Wannabe Americans doing stupid shit because it's trendy, just for them to immediately eat shit when they realize "OH FUCK! I've been eating propaganda! Guess I'll get my legs blown off by a drone now! mama help meeee!!!". Like fuck off. 1/2
>>30502314It really do be how it is, sometimes.
>>305069932/2 I hate living here, i hate Brazilians, and when i see these stupid monkeys in the wild of the internet i get SO pissed off on how incompetent and useless they are.Fuck the president from here. Fuck our politicians. I hate Donald Trump, but I wouldn't really mind if he invaded here as well, at least i would die "defending" my shitty country and wouldn't have to see these fucking gen Z going to war and screaming "oh mah god, it's not like le movies!!!! It's not like le fag of duty!!!! OMG!!!!!!" 4chan is not letting me attach and webm for whatever, so this time I'll be just another text fag, sorry anons.
>>30502363based jannies strolling by>yeah yeah call us for clean up when it's over
>>30504150You know what happens to the loser of a knife fight? He dies in the street. You know what happens to the winner of a knife fight? He dies in the ambulance.
>>30502714Thank you. Good lord it’s like it’s everyone’s first day on 4chan today.
>>30503372I guess it’s an actual toll now, not just a metaphor.
>>30507083It seems the majority of knife fights are against an unarmed or unassuming opponent, making the outcome in favour of the attacker. The knife is best used as an ambush weapon.
>>30504150Have you ever attempted a knife disarment?
>>30504150>>30507153>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipf1mROm6rg
>>30503561Best uber driver ever
>>30507159Uh bro you don't get it, I'd totally grab the knife and take it from him.
>>30502377average apartment neighbor shenanigans
>>30502694Nah, I'd encourage him to keep eating
>>30506877The dumbasses are breeding faster than Darwinism can keep up. The situation is grim.
>>30502481Thanks for posting the version with music.
Quit yapping and post some fucking content cocksuckers
>>30502394holy fucking shit that dude in white is just pressing buttons all over, kek
>>30505237It's this: https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2024/12/person-wounds-self-with-knife-at-pdx-prompting-emergency-response.htmlAn update to the story is linked to this one with a picture and you can kind of see it's the same guy
>>30505456Is this an edit or does the game allow you to be that much of an asshole to the girl?
>>30503657>live in the country, they said>it's a peaceful life, they said
