Happy Friday, faggotsStarting off with a classic case of nerve gas induced psychosis.Previous thread : >>30505768
Oh boy can't wait to see darwin in action
>>30509266i hate rekt threads because half the time i'm just left asking "why". this video is a prime example. i want to know why and i know i'll never get the answer and it drives me insane
>>30509287Told you, nerve gas induced psychosis.
This one makes me laugh so fucking hard. The repetitive npc-like motion of the old bugman slamming his shovel down on them...i raugh evelytime
>>30509303I don't care if they're cons or not, whoever left one guy uncuffed while everyone else was is actually retarded.
>>30509322No, you are retarded. The guard who left the one person untied was paid to do that. Of course it's a hit, anyone can see.
>>30509317>This one makes me laugh so fucking hardOkay but is lady he's hitting so why waste good fuckmeat and no rape after first blow but before final blow? Is bugman gay?
>>30509368No, is bugman, not white man.
>>30509698Posting this shouldn't be legal.
>>30509287The rekt dude slept with his wife.
>>30509303>nerve gasTired meme
>>30509266Clearly nervegas bottles
>>30509317Story?
>>30509822>>30509317An elderly man in Baoding, Hebei Province, fatally beat an elderly woman with a shovel and seriously injured a 3-year-old girl, sending her to the ICU. He later committed suicide.July 22, 2020, 19:47 Source: Pei Mujian's WandererOn July 16, a horrific tragedy occurred in Qingyuan District, Baoding City, Hebei Province. An elderly man used a shovel to kill an elderly woman on the spot and severely injure her 3-year-old daughter, who was admitted to the ICU. The incident stemmed from a car accident on the highway involving the elderly woman's son, who was driving for his son to transport goods. Both were injured and hospitalized. The employer, the driver, not only refused to compensate the driver but also demanded compensation from the employer. After repeated unsuccessful attempts to obtain compensation, the elderly man harbored resentment and ultimately committed this heinous act.According to the exposed surveillance footage, two shirtless elderly men, one carrying a shovel and the other a knife, arrived at the woman's doorstep. The man with the shovel was the father of the boss who hired the old woman's son as a driver, and the man with the knife was the boss's grandfather. This father and son are truly a perfect example of father and son; like father, like son.
>>30509303>nerve gashahaha ha guys look, he said "nerve gas" again even though it wasn't actually nerve gas. it's funny because the cause of death clearly wasn't nerve gas, but he said "nerve gas" anyway, defying expectations. the resulting incongruity is humorous, resulting in laughter.>>30509698>>30509801here we have another example of Humour. in this instance, he posts a video ominously titled "11-1-18 Accident entrance of car wash," again creating expectations of injury and death. but instead, curiously, nothing seems to happen in the video. however, this video will receive many replies commenting on its shocking nature, its brutality, how it goes too far. these comments will pile up, creating the impression of genuine horror, but in reality, these posters are trying to "trick" newer users into thinking that they missed something in the video, causing them to rewatch it and express their confusion. some people will tell them it was "nerve gas," a "callback" to the above comedic trope. again, this is all funny because there is a mismatch between what people are saying about the video and what appears to be happening in it. in case you thought this wouldn't be funny after a few times, you would be wrong because you don't understand humor. it actually gets funnier every time. in fact, my stomach hurts from laughing at the mere anticipation all of this happening. some of you guys think 4Chan is just about porn and gore, but it's not. it's a haven of comedians, just really funny guys all around. that's why i come here. with posters like these, this is sure to become a Legendary thread. i'm glad i was a part of it.
>>30509941scat is not rekt, stop posting this. we get it, you like feces saar.
Does anyone have chechclear.asf, ofex.asf and treestump.mpeg in gif/webm/mp4 form?
>>30509894>>30509698>here we have another example of Humour. in this instance, he posts a video ominously titled "11-1-18 Accident entrance of car wash," again creating expectations of injury and death. but instead, curiously, nothing seems to happen in the video. however, this video will receive many replies commenting on its shocking nature, its brutality, how it goes too far. these comments will pile up, creating the impression of genuine horror, but in reality, these posters are trying to "trick" newer users into thinking that they missed something in the video, causing them to rewatch it and express their confusion. some people will tell them it was "nerve gas," a "callback" to the above comedic trope. again, this is all funny because there is a mismatch between what people are saying about the video and what appears to be happening in it. in case you thought this wouldn't be funny after a few times, you would be wrong because you don't understand humor. it actually gets funnier every time. in fact, my stomach hurts from laughing at the mere anticipation all of this happening. some of you guys think 4Chan is just about porn and gore, but it's not. it's a haven of comedians, just really funny guys all around. that's why i come here. with posters like these, this is sure to become a Legendary thread. i'm glad i was a part of it.>TL;DRit's too gruesome
>>30509698>>30510206OHHHHH, THE HUMANITY!!!
>>30509266>when you find out your coworker isn't a Trump supporter
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>>30509376B R O W NB R O W NB R O W NB R O W NB R O W NB R O W N
>>30509806>The rekt dude slept with his wife.*goat.
>>30510105They're like pitbulls I swear. Doesn't matter what age.
>>30510431Bunty is super fucking lucky to still be quantumly bound together there.
>>30510512Is there anyone who has done this and NOT killed themselves?
>>30509310I was coming back from a pharmacia today and a dog barked at me while I was tying my shoelaces
>>30510503Reminds me of that one video where a guy jumps off a diving board and hits the concrete instead of the water.
>>30510598Story?
>>30510376holy shit I haven't seen this in ages.
>>30510837u tell me
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>>30509894anon i think you may need to check your house for a nerve gas leak
>>30509890>He later committed suicide.Nice.
>>30510101So does the concept of rolling just not exist in India?
>>30509266there's an alternate angle of this on some news site but can't be dl'd
>>30510206>cuum area
>>30510206No flipping way...
>>30509287Man door car hook hand car door.
>>30510497The good news is that, similar to pitbulls, you can mostly contain their aggression with proper training and social assimilation. There's always a chance of them randomly going ballistic, but it can be lowered greatly. The problem is niggers beat their kids which instills the thought that violence is the correct response to any perceived slight.
>>30510225>Guy says "nigger">Whole room laughsThis is so wrong.
>>30509813>tiredYou might wanna check if you have carbon monoxide (nerve gas) leak in your home
>>30510376So much for that idea.
>>30510397This is why you don't drive when drunk.
>>30511096That's a long time to think about what is happening.
>>30511096Imagine falling to your death while burning in a box. I wonder if it was worth it.
>>30511293I'd feel safer skydiving than in a fucking hot air balloon
>>30509345Deserved. He had to work pretty hard at fucking himself over. I havent seen anything so dumb since Wile E Coyote
>>30510837Once upon a time your mom had a retarded baby...
>>30510512That's too bad. She was really cute and sexy.
>>30511153>>30511145>>30511148>They see me rollin...
>>30510206I assume this was an old person getting confused... again
>>30511536Imagine your last words being some passive aggressive 2008 style internet comeback.
>>30509813thing is, apparently autistic people find old jokes repeated at nauseam funny for some reason, they'd watch the same chapter of their favorite comedy foreversee, even high functioning autism is still some kind of retardation
>>30511573Where'd you hear that?
>>30511573I'm autistic and I don't do that at all.
>>30511600Lmao.
>>30511500how old are you?
>>30511216>we have it on videothe dude died for someone else's fight, that woman didn't care a single bit about that pawn
>>30511586>>30511594the site is about 60% autistic people and it's the one place I come to where people still make 20 year old jokes like they're still fresh and fun>>30511500see another example
>>30510531>survivorship bias
>>30511452The biggest rule about heavy equipment is you never ever let yourself get cornered or put up against a wall.
>>30511632"Ridin'" by Chamillionaire released 21 years ago, anon.
>>30511216>Watch man get killed>Just keep arguing like nothing happenedWomen really aren't human.
>>30511543Without sound this loses some impact.
>>30510837Just another day in Easton, PA.
>>30509266No explosion? Son, I am disappoint!
>>30510464The random dog that runs past always makes me laugh
>>30511573Yes. I'm autistic and this is very true. We don't like change.
>>30509303"Ring around the rosy...""White guy with a pokey.."
>>30510486The Jews overran the place.
>>30510598i think is one of those 90s backyard wrestling videos
>>30509345What is it with the Chinese and dangerous machinery?
>>30511183Hate to see innocent pigs get brutalized in this way.
>>30511216>argue with guy that has a gun and is willing to shoot you when you donti think people this stupid deserve to die desu.
>>30510448This is how bill nye died
>>30510206that was quick!
>>30509303Looks like a corrupt guard set up
>>30511183They were trying to help their friend. I have to kill them for work but they are smart beasts and I like them.
>>30511785I was there...
>>30510486a plague... on both your houses.
>>30510585but anon.... from that height, htting the water is like hitting concrete :^)
>>30512047>innocent pigswild hogs are an invasive destructive species and cause nothing but problems everywhere they are
>>30511600salute
>>30511452literally all this retard had to do was step into the bucket
>>30511562>he thinks charlie kirk is actually deadTim Pools tweet that everyone likes to make fun of was actually news that the powers that be never wanted to be made public.
>>30510512Oh my god, i have that exact same pusheen poster
>>30509345I hope he's OK.
>>30511452This might have been the easiest part of RE9
>>30512106This lady provided some mirth as her last service to the community.
>>30509266never turn your back on a Breen
>>30512168No, you don't have to. No one is forcing you. You choose to.
>>30512121I got the reference and I clapped and kept clapping until my hands bled and became useless, shattered stumps of clotted blood and now I'm typing this with my feet.
>>30510512Video obviously doesn't end there, where's the full version?
>>30512106How the fuck do you live so long being so stupid? It's a miracle that she didn't die earlier.
>>30512367It's a proven fact that he's dead.
>>30511198You can take the nigger out of the jungle but never the jungle out of the nigger.
>>30511600i fucking kneel...
>>30511183This depresses me every time I see it. The way they're so helpless but wish they could do something makes my heart ache. Pigs are highly intelligent and compassionate animals, and seeing them in this much distress is heartbreaking.
>>30512168>I have to kill them for workStrange that I don't. Whoever forced you to fill out a job application for a job where you have to kill animals who are smarter than the ones people own as pets must be a really evil piece of shit.
>>30512520Why did he just drive right into it? Why didn't he stop?
>>30511600Lost
>>30511096it's weirdly well filmed considering what's going on.
>>30511190How the hell did this guy go 88 mph standing still?
>>30512367where is he?
>>30512657My understanding of ecology didn't stop at Bambi so I'm not so histrionic about it.
>>30512662look at where he's looking. his head is down pretending to be in tour de france like a fag
>>30512662bikefags think them crashing can only be somebody else’s fault so most of the time they dont bother looking at the road and instead focus on how tired they are and how worth it it is blah blah blah
>>30511104Is that survivable? She doesn't seem to be fully under the tire, the aorta may not be damaged (internal bleeding), and you have time sometimes with organ damage?
>>30509376What a jeet response.
>>30510585God, that one takes me back.
>>30512680Well I hope somebody kills you.
>>30511183americans are the perfect host for the kikes literally zero humanity for a nation that larps as a christian.
>>30509303Easier than stabbing niggas chained to a table
>>30511096>jesoos chreestNot today, I guess.
>>30512809Christcucks are just golems anyways so it fits.
>>30512789What is it about dressing like this that causes women to do this? Is it because this is the outfit they wear when they drink lots of alcohol?
>>30512653Pigs killed my uncle. I like watching videos of pigs dying.
>>30511104Shes cute
>>30512662Because cyclists have both stupidity and arrogance in abundance
>>30510427kek
>>30512657>>30512574lol guys wild boars are an invasive species in many US states, PETA will literally take your dog and euthanize him for no reason and the Chinese torture kitties for fun. you don’t actually care about animals if you’re getting mad at him on a rekt thread, go virtue signal on facebook chuds
>>30512836i hope your uncle squirmed and squealed as it died.
>>30512836Pigs are based
>>30512836only third worlders die by a pig
>>30510531I have. In women's lingerie too. Makes you want to start attending church afterwards.
>>30512660I wonder where this guy is today? Did he let this moment define him? Is he crushed his routine was never completed? Did he turn this downfall into the ultimate Cinderella story and become a success? This was full courage on display only for the merry-go-round that is life to snatch it away in the blink of an eye. I hope to understand, some day.
>>30511096Good because only an asshole would be in one of those.
>>30513066Ed Gein is that you?
>>30511100I remember this story. Shorty negro was a hardworking 9-5 wagie. The freeloader niggers always had loud parties, smoking blunts and lots of traffic to their apt. I can't recall the legalese? I believe he was arrested and charged. I'm with the negro on this one. Good riddance of trash niggers.
>>30513115Nah, we all have a moment like this, he probably laughs at this moment more than we do
>>30511100A foid causes another mans death. What is the weird instinct they have to put their partners in a venerable position?
>>30512807Seethe, cope and dilate you toddlerbrain.
>>30512660that tom&jerry scream always brings a smile to my face
>>30509287have you tried not being retarded? took me literally 5 seconds to find thishttps://www.enanyang.my/news/20220909/International/457992>The murder involving Rafael Vilcatoma Arone (often referred to in reports related to the Arone case) occurred on September 6, 2022, in Ayacucho, Peru. Vilcatoma, then 20 years old, killed his coworker, Abraham Lucano Huarcaya (sometimes reported as Lucana, age 41–44), at a gas distribution center in the Covadonga area. >The incident gained infamy due to security camera footage showing the victim being hit with a gas cylinder while working, and the perpetrator's subsequent claims, as well as for the brutality of the act. >Key Aspects of the Case:>The Murder: While working, Rafael Vilcatoma Arone struck Abraham Lucano Huarcaya in the head multiple times with a gas cylinder. The attack was recorded by security cameras within the business.>The "Chucky" Claim: Following his arrest, reports indicated that Vilcatoma told the police he had been "possessed" by "Chucky" (the doll character) at the time of the attack.>Legal Outcome: Despite initial insanity claims, investigations were conducted into the premeditated nature of the attack.>Final Decision: As of March 2024, the Sixth Provincial Penal Prosecutor of Huamanga successfully obtained a ruling that found Rafael Vilcatoma Arone inimputable (exempt from criminal responsibility due to mental condition).>Current Situation: A 10-year security measure of confinement was ordered, placing him in the psychiatric wing of the Lurigancho Penal Center. Additionally, a civil reparation of eight thousand soles was ordered to be paid to the victim's family.
>>30509266Nerve gas collection
>>30512621It's because she lived so long. With age you may become less sharp, your thoughts more foggy and muddled. It's not like that for everyone, and for many for whom it is like that, the effect's rather small, but some have it worse.
>>30512662Because hes a cyclefag. Thats it
>>30513419>It's because she lived so long. With age you may become less sharp, your thoughts more foggy and muddled. It's not like that for everyone, and for many for whom it is like that, the effect's rather small, but some have it worse.This anon gets it. The commonly held belief that "with age comes wisdom" is only true up to a certain point, but beyond that senility sets in and old people become not wiser, but in fact more stupid.
>>30512471He's just fine, don't worry. He just went through a spin cycle (with dismemberment)
>>30512106More escalator fun!
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>>30512826It the only time that they are in direct competition with each other. They formed team Skirts and team Ass Out, and started fighting when one was getting more attention than the other.
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>>30513646>This anon gets it. The commonly held belief that "with age comes wisdom" is only true up to a certain point, but beyond that senility sets in and old people become not wiser, but in fact more stupid.Well, even so, the woman was qualified to be President of the United States.
>>30510105That's why they need to be removed from our continents forcefully and kept in check in Africa! Animal population needs to be controlled
Anyone got the video Trunp posted of the illegal immigrant?
>>30511104Prime breeding position
>>30510497>>30513731Fuck all of you who think a child must be naturally bad because she reacted like that. Tons of adults are horrified of clowns. What is a little toddler supposed to think of some uncanny valley creature walking up to her? That thing is a fucking threat in her mind, and instead of whining and crying like most kids, she had the spirit to face her fears. You faggots get nervous to talk to a girl, she had the courage to fight an other worldly creature. You guys are more bitch made than that 2 year old girl.
>>30513756Also, you can see her screaming and trying to get away. She's clearly horrified. She tried to run but couldn't get out of her dad's arms, so she went into attack mode. Flight failed, so she chose to fight.
>>30511164achievement unlocked: the bigger they are...
>>30512106She probably survived and caused over 100.000 $ of medical bills for the general public.
>>30513800>She probably survivedNope.https://www.nashvilleinjurylawyersblog.com/woman-dies-after-fall-at-belle-meade-grocery-store/
>>30510397Phone the most important thing after you crash?
>>30510431Cameraman had one job!
>>30513210>I believe he was arrested and chargedNoooo.... Really????
>>30513844no, not really. dude suicided by cop later
>>30511096>was going to go ballooning soonOk! Ballooning is out of the question, permanently!
>>30511642>>30511829The people recording had no idea that it was a real gun. They thought it was like an air rifle or something. Idk why, but they did. It only took them like a minute to realise.
>>30511096i guess all died huh
>>30511829retarded posts like this make me understand why incels can never get laid
>>30513819Don't forget: woman. She could be in a housefire, better make sure her hair looks good and the lighting is right before we dash out the front door and tell our followers.
>>30510101All the retards just fanning the flames at the end
>>30511096What is it with Brazilians and not being able to do anything off the ground properly?
>>30513325It's a long and complicated answer, but to cut it short they're selfish and stupid.
>>30511248I love how there are so many videos of shit like this happening, but hadjis never ever correct their behaviour at all.
https://youtu.be/gyjXylhxL5U
>>30512759She's in pain but it doesn't seem to be that severe, given she bothered to move her hair. Definitively survivable.
>>30512759>>30514010Unless it turns out to be one of those injuries where they get it off her, it lets some internal injury take effect and then she's dead in a few minutes.
>>30510206perfect parking
>>30513707These are the types of people that just rot on a couch and never move. They never once attempt to work out or move their bodies so I don’t feel bad for them.
>>30512905explanation?
>>30509698The ylyl of rekt threads
>>30510464For me it’s the yellow snot thing comes out his nose. Is it a skull fragment or just boogers?
>>30510397>hit me baby one more time>car gets hit
>>30511145Is she wearing a red shirt underneath or is that literally the inside of her peeled skin?
>>30513892heh, a girl learned the word "retarded"
>>30513857Statistically speaking, you'll be alright, anon. The views are out of this world. It's breathtaking up there. Just don't be a fatty and don't go with brownies
>>30513756>>30513764
>>30512681THIS
>>30511100dude in white shouldn't have came out all aggressive with scissors in his hand
>>30509322It was intentional. CO'S are notoriously easy to pay off. This was a hit.
>>30512662>I the Cyclefag, am God's chosen species! The motoryim better stand aside if they know what's good for them, or I'll let my lawyer Shekel Kikeberg Jewstein Shapiro sue them for infringing on my freshly painted - not actually official yet but still motoryim are subhuman cattle and should expact me anywhere and everywhere - strip on the motorway! I am homosexual, trans, vegan, and a major furry creator on Bluesky! Kneel cattle subhuman, contort vital infrastructure around my fleeting fashion choice of a lifestyle! >I used to drive a white BMW before I had a midlife crisis and opted for the turbofag bike lifestyle, because my heart is fucked from all the coke I did as a realtor in Long Island. I was an equally selfish and irresponsible memeber of traffic when I was driving a car, and carried on the same attitude when switching modes of transportation.Kill all cyclist, especially the ones with very clean and expensive gear.
>>30512662They were in the bike lane
>>30510206Skill issue
>>30512367If he were still alive, his gigawhore widow would kill him herself. She has an incredibly lucrative career leeching off the most gullible cult in the history of the world (MAGA) and him dying was the best thing that ever happened to her.
>>30511096>8 people died, 13 survivedHow the hell do you survive that?
>>30512826you're putting the cart before the horse anon. the kind of sluts who dress like this are the type to get drunk and beat each other up, it's not the clothes causing it.
>>30513664this one is extra funny because all she had to do was just chill out and stay still and she would've stopped rolling around
>>30510397The change in the eyes is beautiful when she realizes she's in for it.
>>30509287they're 3rd worlders, who cares?
>>30510397>it's Britney, ditch.
>>30513700kek
>>30513055kinda, not really tho. pigs turn into wild boars when abandoned. Never been boar hunting? vicous, murderous little bastards. They will fuck you up. dying by pig tho, you would have to be passed out on drugs.
>>30512910Yeah people don't realize how badly an invasive species can fuck up the balance of an ecosystem. Even the populations of non-invasive species like deer and wolves need to be controlled regularly through wildlife management. Sometimes you have to kill animals to protect the ecosystem as a whole.
>>30513756congrats on your little chimp war btw, you guys are really moving up in the world.
>>30512251That's actually a misconception. Concrete is 90% water, so they're technically the same thing.
>>30514583Your basically seeing the second half of the accident, most passengers jumped out when it was safe but after losing so much weight, the balloon began to rise, which is what the second part of the video is showing. 4 people fell to their deaths and another 4 burned in the basket.
>>30513677Well that escalated quickly
>>30513819Yeah most people immediately think of calling loved ones, insurance company, or the police after a crash
>>30514139those people are 90, you fucking nigger
>>30511201Gonna cry? NIGGER.
>>30509813it's not a meme, it's real. It's like how you can't say candlejack withou
>>30511594yes you do, you assbagels faggot
>>30511100never leave your eyes off the target
>>30511216He looks like a onions version of ddp
>>30512786I genuinely didn't think they were speaking english until he started calling him a fucking cunt kek
>>30511632shut up faggot
>>30513756you are a literal retard if you think that is a child's natural reaction, to pull someone close and shank them? Clearly this was a reaction either inherited through her nigger DNA or observed from her socioeconomic single mother household. You say she's freaking out because of uncanny valley, how about its because Minnie's skin is white and they are niggers.
>>30514708>>30514708I didn't get it at first, but then I did. Thank you anon!
>>30511177he might have to put than on some ice :^)
>>30514754Oh yeah? Candleja
>>30514811>>30514754Guys! Guys! I think there's a sniper in this thre-
>>30510512She didn't die btw, you can see her nod to her spotter at 0:45, its just cut before he gets her down.
>>30511100i like how the big nigga brings scissors to defend the woman but then she just runs away and closes the door on him after he is shot. never do anything for a woman.
>>30511164american john woo isn't quite as mobile as his Chinese counterpart
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>>30512905are they transporting fucking pipe bombs.
>>30510206Wow something happened in this one. I assume some ancient old person confused the gas for the brake
>>30513115>I wonder where this guy is today He’s right here with us my guy You know goddamn well he’s on 4chan
>>30512807typical violent leftist. Teeming with fake compassion until someone disagrees with their moronic, simplified, childish worldview.
>>30511100based black man
>>30509698Can't see anything happen in this video, I'm watching on my phone, so maybe it's just not clear enough
>>30513697Jesus fucking krist. And there are millions of these things breeding.
>>30509345Lmao file name
>>30511216Dead guy looks like Adam Sessler if he had hit the gym instead of the crack pipe.
>>30510397Why do women suck at driving so bad
>>30510503From that height hitting the concrete is like hitting water.
>>30513819Yeah? Maybe to call for help, retard?
>>30513368yeah but y tho?
>>30513210Unfortunately for him walking up and putting the final shot in him when he wasn't a threat anymore makes it murder. I am reminded of a pharmacy robbery a few years ago.>Nigger tries to rob pharmacy>Pharmacist has gun>Pharmacist shoots robber in self defense>Robber lying in the floor bleeding out>Pharmacist walks out from behind counter and puts one more bullet in the robber>Pharmacist convicted of murderYet if the robber would have simply laid there and bled out from the previous wounds it would have been self defense and perfectly legal. Same result either way with the robber being dead, but the additional bullet when he was no longer a threat made it murder. It is retarded.
>>30514343This is why I put my kid into martial arts. The browning of America is inevitable. The only thing you can do is try to give your kids tools to cope with it as best as possible.
>>30509266>when the mkultra kicks in
>>30515260>martial arts>not teaching them proper firearm shootingLost cause..
>>30515497You think think gun access is getting easier?Besides, shooting someone makes you a bad guy in court in the united states. Even if you shoot an attacker, who also has a gun.The real advice is to move to a country that actively hates the browns.
>>30515260America has always had black people in it.
>>30513717I know this is really old, but did she die from this?
>>30512681>>30512883>>30513609>>30514541>be driving to work one morning>coming up over a bridge that crosses a railway>some weird shape registers in my periphery>kind of looks like a car, but kind of doesn't>turn to look>it's a car stopped on the road with a man and a bicycle wedged under the frontBoys, the rush of endorphins that flooded over my body was oh so satisfying. Getting to see a cyclist fucked up once every now and then makes it worth putting up with all the other shit that happens on the road. It's like getting an end-of-year gift for all the shit you put up with.
>>30513707most action grandma has gotten in years
Someone should post the Zacatecas flaying/Aztec heart video next thread
>>30513697>Grand mall seizure
>>30514541Never made the beamerfag/cyclefag connection before, but it's so obvious now.
>>30512192Xi Jin Ping sends his regards...
>>30514983No, anybody who likes hurting animals deserves to be fired into the sun. We don't need shit like you infecting our world.
>>30512807>>30512657kill yourself retarded faggot
>>30513713Lmao this is an absolute classic. I love that fucking look on his face as he slides down after the first time it happens.
>>30512959Lol at first I was like "did he try to eat her pussy or something?" The look on her face is more of one of disgust and offense than the way I'd expect someone to look after having potentially gotten an artery punctured.
>>30514150>>30514920are third worlders just not aware of reverse image search
>>30515813Trust me, the world needs more of me and less of you, niggerbrain.
>>30515825>muh third worldersJust slit your throat already, insecure faggot.
>>30513662>>30513683Does something about being in a wheelchair cause you to become stupid? Or is it more that being stupid makes you more likely to end up in a wheelchair? The fact that these complete and total fucking morons in wheelchairs cause shit like this to happen so often is insane. My guess is that their stupidity is what landed them in wheelchairs in the first place.
>>30515827kek it just doesn't work when you do it ranjeet. you have the impotent rage down but your tenuous grasp of the english language always gives you away
>>30509266>The Peruvian man killed his coworker claiming he was possessed by the fictional character "Chucky" from Child's Playthe fuck?
>>30515260what good is martial arts against a knife or a gun you fucking retard?
>>30515884There was no knife in that video you fucking retard. Most people just have fist fights.
>>30515497I do teach them shooting too. I grew up with guns and my dad got me my first shotgun when I was 8. A young boy isn't going to be packing heat on a playground when a bully tries to pick on him. Fucking idiot.
>>30514541Cyclists are the only people who want to make their workout routine easier. They pay thousands for lighter parts and bikes with less resistance while they "exercise". Imagine buying carbon fiber dumbbells so they are lighter for when you lift weights.If cyclists are doing it for exercise they should actually be riding a cheap Huffy with shitty bearings and under inflated tires. They will get a better workout.
>>30513864Ah yes, pulling random shit out of your asshole to prevent someone on the internet from daring to criticism a hecking precious wholesome chungus womanerino. An air rifle would still kill a man, thirdie.
>>30511562>Imagine your last words being some passive aggressive 2008 style internet comeback.Imagine getting so pissy over 2008 style internet comebacks that you just shoot the guy instead of just replying
>>30516035Zoomers can't handle the bants. This is already well established.
>>30509894You're autistic, but you're not wrong. I'm sick of ritualposters spamming the same unfunny jokes over and over again.
>>30515176TBF, it actually looks like it's a different route instead of a private path.
>>30515055>Can't see anything happen in this video, I'm watching on my phone, so maybe it's just not clear enoughUhh bro if you're being serious maybe you need glasses or something
>>30511104Chinese Physiotherapy
>>30511248Allah wills it so
>>30512660I had no idea special ed classes were such fun .. I really missed out
>>30511214Story? Seems funny
>>30511536CHARLAY
>>30515810>all the sea turtles are extinct but we got barren sandy islands full of starved vermin so the "NOT THE PIGGERINO!" retard can sleep better.You're legitimately fucking retarded.
>>30512836Pork chop
>>30512111>CALL DA AMBULAMPSClassic.
>>30513713was there a sound version of this?
>>30512809Not the heckin' oinkerino
>>30515884Not everyone is always going to have a knife or a gun, you fucking tard. So you should know how to fight. And you aren't always going to have a knife or a gun either you fucking tard, so you should know how to fight. You're either euro or a woman
>>30516172Jew shot and killed 2 people and an hero'd after shooting and injuring 9 others because he lost in sports game
