ylylrekt - no gore
based rabid dog.
>>30568543kek, that dog just rolled up and started shit. Everyone hates poos.I bet one of those fuckers tried to rape that dog or did something
>>30569212> call somebodyThe deer police??
>>30569157How I always envisioned rabid dogs to behave.
anyone got the guy bonking pitbulls from on top of a car?also the two dogs fighting and the guy who intervenes gets sucked into the drive axle of a tractor?
>>30568543Dog redeemed hard.
>>30569343>anyone got the guy bonking pitbulls from on top of a car?Fave version
>>30569343>the two dogs fighting and the guy who intervenes gets sucked into the drive axle of a tractor?
>>30569385>>30569410many thanks
>>30568587Fuck you faggot, it was said no gore. Kys
>>30569425
>>30569199Also kys immediately
>>30569497>Also kys immediately
>>30569425Cute.
>>30569462>>30569212Kys. Animals getting hurt is not fun
>>30568543And boom, 4 pajeets rekt by rabis in less than a minute
I second the theory on everyone hating poos
Anyone have anything with monkeys? I hate monkeys.
>>30569528>Kys. Animals getting hurt is not funAu contraire mon capitan
>>30569540Ummm I should have one
>>30569199Whats with the unfitting music>>30569528Thats just nature doing its job you dumb zoomlet. Animals have to eat too
>>30569561Well, I didn't come here to watch animals get hurt. Everyone has to poop too, but it doesn't mean I have to watch it. Saar, pajeets and other subhumans getting hurt is fun tho.
>>30568543>nsfw animals>no Rekt >no goreWhy bother even creating this thread
Are blacks considered animals here, OP?
>>30569540>Anyone have anything with monkeys? I hate monkeys.Orangutan best I can do
>>30569602hahaha nice
>>30569602I think I dislike monkeys because they resemble niggers to me...
>>30569683Would putting the snake head underwater have worked?
>>30569696Snakes can hold breath for an hour?
>>30569675you must be quite the piece of shit for those gentle giants to try to eat you despite being herrbivores>>30569696a fuckton of snakes can swim and hold their breath for longer than humans. Anacondas for example. You can find videos on youtube
>>30569675Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.
>>30569716>>30569731well, rip him I guess
>>30569425settle for nothing less than bignessfollow your dreams
>>30569206He ain't going to shit right for a week.
>>30569674Based pinky
>>30569597This probably wasn't what they had in mind when they answered the neighborhood BBQ invitation.
>>30569528Go back to >>>/an/, queer.
>>30569716
>>30569654best yet
>>30569540I miss monkey torture threads so much.
>>30568587That's a Terrier and it's *the* #1 dog breed for hunting rodents. They're bred specifically for that. It's in their genes, DNA lol. RIP.
>>30569701Same guy?
>>30569859>>30569901He gets everywhere.
>>30568543
>>30569528It's the thread topic. Also look how far you've devolved since the Paleolithic era. A shell of a race. Man is finished.
>>30570047Fun fact, Boars are one of the few animals that go down dying which is why so many cultures used Boar imagery. It is the ideal of standing against impossible odds and holding strong.Once a Boar thinks it's going to die, it starts trying to kill as many attackers as it can before it's killed.
>>30569937>>30569540I mean technically yes
>>30570029what even is that?
>>30569937CIA mods dnt allow it no mo, but the average gif poster doesn't have a taste for em. Not that any normal person would enjoy those too much. Monkeys are vermin, but they're cute. Those torture videos go too far. It's one thing if you spray it with soap water, it's another if you set it on fire and kill it. If the monkey has somehow harmed you, or for whatever other reason, then at least kill it quickly and humanely. But i doubt anyone in the MT threads actually got victimized by that specific monke. Monke certainly would kill you if it could though. They kill each other all the time. No but seriously the torture is degenerate. Animals are dumb they don't even know what's going on. Just put Lenny down ez
>>30569155death to worthless pet owners
>>30569155Based dogOn a snowboard you have the flying kick ability btw, and also a sliding kick, and other kicks
>>30569209I think that's the first time I've ever seen a four-legged animal do a roundhouse kick.
>>30569528>wow, nature is so cruel, i hate nature.
>>30569584>low iq brownie meme editthe irony
>>30569539The anti roof shitting cars were harsh but effective
>>30569906Its funny how strong fucking animals can be. I totally get why yuijiro fights animals. That cow just threw 300 pounds ish up in the air about 5 feet with its neck muscles./fit/ can never cope
>>30570047Me when I go to work at a new k9 vendors kennel. >>30570063VLC nigga
>>30569206What a pain in the ass.
>>30568543>no goreOP is a faggot>inb4 kysLadies first :^)
>>30569455where do you see gore, stupid? OPs post was more gory than this. This one is actually funny
>>30568543Looked like a dog with rabies .. hope pojeet didn't get bitten
>>30570356you meant to say did
>>30569662go for it, donky!
>>30570025
>>30570418Corolla lives matter Niggerbull lives don’t
>>30569674Sums up mutt foreign policy in Iran
>>30570450You will always be insignificant.
>>30569578Why did he do it?
>>30569212The other day i was working on a country club, and the residential areas are full of deers, i always wonder how many idiots have been kick by those, specially the females protecting their bambinos, i live on a zone that have wild jaguars on the bush, so i wonder too how many of those have jumped the fences to hunt deers lol
>>30569578>>30570457>Why did he do it?>>30569674Pinky follower
>>30569555Trips checked.Did it died?
>>30569602>>Anyone have anything with monkeys? I hate monkeys.>Orangutan best I can doOrangs are apes, not monkeys.
>>30569477Negative never gas
>>30569488Based Rammstein - Tier enjoyer
>>30570269>posts slop that most boomers could tell is fake>erm ladies first sweaty :^)pot meet kettle
>>30569597>NiggaQWypipo don't know shiiiiiiet about seasoning them negroes
>>30569528It's an animal thread on /gif, you already know it's gonna be degenerates posting shit like that
>>30569602Why Filipinos hate monkeys so badly?Fuck you gook
>>30570520Apes are monkeys.
>>30569666MODS!
>>30570243Kys weeb faggot
>>30569932That nigga dead
>>30570047Based wild bacon creature
>>30569477Imagine if you were human and this happened to you
>>30569937Kys zipper head
>>30570418FUCKING WHY?!
>>30570631Trying to kill whatever's hiding in it
>>30570625I particularly like the 'hand pressing down on back' medical treatment there.
>>30570612You cannot tell me that isn't a guy in a bear costume doing MMA
>>30570685It certainly beats the poojeet 'yoink the body' treatment.
>>30570685that fella seems a tad beyond medical treatment lol
>>30568543Obligatory this girl post
>>30570243I thought Baki was a generic fighting shonen until Yujiro shows up. Every scene he's in is absolute gold, I see why it's such a classic now.
>>30570631Fuck corollas that's why.
>>30569547NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
>>30570786Isis, fuck you.
>>30569180poor horsy :'( hope disgusting fat cunt broke several bones
>>30569180burger defeated
>>30569206What a noble way to die>Yep, that was your grandpa. My dad. An ass puppet, a legend
>>30570587You know what im referencing, which makes you a weeb too. You stupid fucking faggot. Post skin color or fuck off paki
>>30569142What happened here? One of those zoos that label themselves as "authentic safari experiences"?
>>30571293Cry harder Pablo, fuck you and all your weeb shit.LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>30571293Seething Sanjay surely is seething.No one, absolutely no one think about pakis out of nowhere.... No one but Jeets of course KEK.Cry me a river in the loo Saaar LMAO
>>30570099fake huge spider someone put on his leg
>>30569915I scrolled past this and thought it was Herman Cain, I'm disappointed
>>30569142Fucking deserved. Put yourself anywhere near a massive apex predator with a peanut brain and what do you think will happen?
>>30569410Power take off, not drive
>>30569631Somebody please put this next to a video of niggers beating the shit out of each other
>>30570612i don't understand how they have these shows and then have no real plan in case the bear tries some shit.
>>30569539I love watching jeets trying to catch big cats in rural environments. They never seem to have any strategy once they actually find the fucking thing.
>>30569976Cyclists always thinking everything will yield to them.
>>30570113I love monkey torture videos. They make me feel good. I dint really care if they are degen or not. Monkey torture will always make me happy
>>30569596>>nsfw animals>>no Rekt>>no gore>Why bother even creating this threadgo back and read OP's post.rekt is okay, not just overt gore
>>30569629
>>30569596it says rekt - no gore, not no rekt.like this one.
>>30569255Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>30569937that iis because you're a sick asshole who deserves to be tortured to death yourself. if the world didn't have people like you in it, it would be a paradise.
>>30568657Did he go for the Aero bar?
>>30571654Damn thats crazy bruh
>>30570786OP here.Yep, May Marmalade and pets definitely welcome.Thanks for posting.
>>30569540Here you have, big boy.https://www.youtube.com/@%D9%85%D8%AD%D8%B3%D9%86-%D8%B11%D9%878%D8%B2Feel free to report.
>>30571669What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>30569425Capy thinking he's getting a back massage, meanwhile pelly's starving to death... kek
>>30569569Based kot, jeet destroyer
>>30569578Kot asking him why he's sitting on the ground kek
>>30569618Woah, cool it with these insults towards monkeys
>>30570450Fuck off with your pol shit in this thread
>>30570615Look up the Byford Dolphin accident (specifically the 1983 decompression incident)A diving habitat explosively decompressed, dropping from 9 atmosphere of pressure to 1. If you're lucky you die virtually instantly from gross dismemberment and your body is sprayed all over the drilling rig. If you're unlucky, you might live long enough to realize you're as good as dead because the pressure drop means enormous amounts of dissolved gasses are boiling out of your blood doing horrific things to your insides. On the bright side, even that probably wouldn't last more than a handful of seconds.
>>30568543I hope this fucking dog was brutally killed.
>>30570136That "man" in the grey shirt should be executed. With a waste of oxygen.
>>30571846Go to a psychiatrist.
>>30569209360 no scope
>>30569180ai slop
>>30571805oh my
>>30570582You know, the sharp end of the axe tends to be more effective...
>>30569926you gotta respect how the dad steps up to defend his family when a threat appears.
>>30569488i saw 4 minutes long i was long no fuckin way i'm watching that whole thingthen i did and it was worth it fuck i was laughing
>>30570029lmao
>>30569477>Money money money aaaahhuuuhggggh
>>30571805These roasties are getting wilder and more desperate...
>>30572224What happened?
>>30570615>Imagine if you were human and this happened to you
>>30569488kino
>>30568593why do people do things like this to their children
>>30572280We've lost our way.
>>30569142He broke the rule. Don't turn your back on a big cat, it triggers their stalking reflex
>>30568543Imagine that your culture is so dumb that you need AI to differentiate between a cow and a dog.
>>30570356No it doesnt. a rabid animal will be acting strange and lethargic. that dog was just up to no good
>>30571554That sounds like antisemitism to me.
>>30571674Spend a couple of days around monkeys, and very soon you will be slowly cutting their genitals of with great pleasure.
>>30572262Man's best friend detected a woman.
>>30572385>>30572270>>30571654>>30570078post animals you retards
>>30569426
>>30569901Post the one with sound next time
>>30572701It's better than the actual original sound. Fucking she-boon with the camera screaming her hairy tits off.
>>30569455>>30569497>>30569528Should these suicides be painless and gore-free?
>>30571661dogs are just like niggers
>>30572827>animals are like animalswoah we've got a fucking Einstein over here. Quick call the Nobel Prize
>>30569663Bro peeled his head like an orange.
>>30572648what an idiot
>>30568543What a fucking gay dog.
>>30569142>walk in to a lion's cage>get eaten by it because it's a lion>"Heckin bad lionrino! Shoot it!"Fucking retards. Should have just let him get eaten instead of killing such a beautiful animal
>>30570171RULES OF NATURE!!!
>>30572230Why even make this ai slop?
>>30570269stop posting AI shit, you retard
>>30572280because they're scum
>>30573131I meant the people who do this to their children, not the children
>>30569173probably came from a kopi luwak facility, possibly got too big for the battery cage they keep them in
>>30571887I'm fine. I love dogs, but I hate dogs who attack people out of nowhere.
>>30570612>Guy brings a parrot like a retard>The parrot squawking and flapping its wings distracts and scares the bearReal life pokemon
>>30572115>Wasting your sharpness on a shitbull when Helmsplitter kills in one hit anywayshiggydiggy
>>30573131>>30573132agreed
>>30568553
>>30569528lol
>>30569425Once a month I thank God for not giving Pelicans teeth or a particular strong bite force.
>>30569602We're not posting the baby monkies getting beating to death, you fucking closet pedo.
>>30573247off-topicThis an animal thread ya dumb fuck.
>>30569540https://youtube.com/watch?v=pv_Fo9CovZkSkip to 14:38 for the good part.Lots of thailand/vietnamese/indonesian farmers hace yt channels filled with tips and tricks on how to eradicate macaques.
>>30570625Why is bull riding still legal again? At least horses have the excuse that we selectively bred them to be human transportation. Bulls existed solely as beasts of burden to tow shit and stud future milk and hamburger factories. Moreover, my understanding is that modern Rodeo Broncos are selectively bred for the most aggressive bucking temperament presenting maximalist danger to every living human in their vicinity.
>>30569569MEAT'S BACK IN THE MENU
>>30569539Got bit in the ass today son, by a filthy ass stinkin' leopard ... you shoulda seen it, biggest leopard i seen in my life. i said leopard, please don't bite me leopard
>>30568550>Every white dude with his Asian influencer gf
>>30569142News story for those interested https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-43971296
>>30569212That's a big dog
>>30569663>Everyone: dont fuck with baboons or it's cousins >This guy: HEY BOI U WANNA HANGOUT
>>30569696>Should we put the water beast back in the water to try to disable it?XXL snakes can only get that big because they live in water
>>30570029KekDia de los muertos shenanigans getting out of hand
>>30570113Absolutely disgusting vid Can't believe you have that shit saved
>>30569255no, an ambearlance
>>30572648>Acts retarded>Gets fair teatment Who could have seen this coming
>>30569597Is this Haiti?
>>30572715>Post the one with sound next timeMercy buckets. And here's the unwatermarked and unedited one. For our next times.
>>30568543even dogs had enough of the jeets
>>30573447Damn these limp-wristed furry extra-terrestrials look freaky.
>>30569173Yup... when being attacked be sure to slowly put your hand down and then lay down rolling around like a worthless cunt. What a stupid bitch.
>>30569674The Giovanni Giorgio remix is better.https://youtube.com/watch?v=6EaaN1bYKMk
I once saw a video of someone hunting monkeys with bow and arrow posted here. That was ages ago and it wasn't that rare.Why is it that there's still humans dying in gruesome ways posted here but not monkey anymore?
>>30569666Obviously how Satan eats his toast. triple 6s verify it.
>>30569155>that babblingfucking euros
>>30569578
>>30570075Thank you anon. Cool fact.
>>30573165>people
>>30570573Why'd the black guy try to swim in the pool at the beginning of this video?
>>30573319So it was on topic.
>>30569569Skips over the Asian dude whipping him to attack the Jeet just standing thereBased fucking tiger lol
>>30570457A polite mother asking human to buy sausage for her kids.
>>30573788>The Giovanni Giorgio remix is better.
>>30569212>0:35>"umm it's heckerino nature babe! Let him have it!" >even though you're the one species on earth that has the free will to stop this atrocious event from taking place in front of your very eyes, btw you have to go to therapy or you're an angry chud hahaGod I fucking hate women. I hate women like you wouldn't believe.
>>30572596omfg lost so hard
>>30572715post volume warning next time retard
>>30569662fun fact: The donkey actually killed him
>>30573955hahaha what the fuck was that sound at the end
>>30573961liar
>>30569932>2 animals that have been co-evolving for million of years> small one still attacks one 5 times its sizemuscles, bones and guts ok, but nature isn't so good at evolving brains
>>30573979Sometimes it works out.
>>30573976https://g1.globo.com/rn/rio-grande-do-norte/noticia/2021/08/18/homem-morre-apos-ser-mordido-por-jumento-no-interior-do-rn.ghtml
>>30573900go out sometimes, see the sun
>>30574032I do, I work with bleeding holes all the time.
>>30570615there was a pretty famous incident with divers depressurizing where someone opened the door and they got turned into paste being squeezed through a gap smaller than their bodies.
>>30573985>Sometimes it works out.
>>30574265They bait their own hunting dogs just to catch a hog with a lassoo for the pot? ffs, give these people guns already.
>>30574298what a tough motherfucker
>>30574326
>>30569666The reason why ram prices are so high
>>30569716When the new Jordans come out
>>30569142Lost
>>30569155Stupid bitch thinks laying around crying is going to get her extra points like in soccer
>>30573397>The BBC understands the lion, reportedly called Shamba, has been put down.>Mr Hodge, who set up the sanctuary with his wife Chrissy in 2010, had gone into the lion's enclosure to investigate a strange smell.Idiots like that should never be allowed to own big cats.
>>30574326Clearly only cubs.
>>30569528I hope someone posts the cat tied to the tree in India just for you furry lover
>>30569555a veritable holocaust
>>30569206>In the asshole of Timo
>>30569597one wonders where the autodafé pyre idea came from.
>>30569578Based area defender
>>30569528lol you fucking faggot
>>30570737Why do thirdies do this?Like when whenever somebody falls or gets grievously injured, they just wrench them up off the ground as quickly as possibleAnd it’s like the harder they fall the harder they yank them up as if the three second rule applies or somethingIn a civilized society the FIRST thing you learn is don’t touch someone who’s neck, back, or any other parts might be broken you will vary easily do more damage or worse It’s crazy the amount of common knowledge/sense the shitskins don’t have even the dumbest American nigger knows not to do that
>>30572648So this is the Steve Irwin video finally released
>>30573474Dog had a goal
>>30573966Looked like the crocs jaw snapping shut
>>30573267Why? there so goodThe best part is it’s the parents beating/tourtureing and neglecting the kids just like black peoples
