Fireworks
>>30627842Hope Mom was able to get the kids to soccer practice
>>30628552Lemme share my 'stock' of idiots and fireworks
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and last one
>>30627842i hate to be the bearer of bad news but apparently no one was injured in this one
>>30628810This guy was though.
>>30629190All time classic. Absolute masterpiece of comedic timing: setup, execution, payoff. Beautiful.
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>>30629190poor falkland war vet got a rude awakening
>>30628737lol that's some looney tunes shit
>>30629619For what purpose?
>>30630084He sends the woman to go check it lol.
>>30628552Imagine becoming a cripple at such a young age
>>30628552Damn. You can see bits of his hand go flying.
>>30630320I'm tempted to say he was desperate to have his arse banged hard. He got it too, in one sense at least.
>>30630200The Romans brought civilization to Britain, but they couldn't bring Britain to civilization.
Bump.
>>30629634Now that's COOL AFDoes a cannon count as fireworks...it's got the obligatory destroyed hand!
>>30630084Chinese fireworks ALWAYS go off....they invented it...
>>30630216kid's gonna get spanked...
>>30630284because it's obviously fucking fake you nigger IQ retard
>>30629611God finally returned in the form of the burning bush, and his disciples said... "GET DA WATER NIGGA!"
>>30628685World's smartest Dodger's fan
>>30630320Because hes a fag
>>30630086Does China actually have Explodium?
>>30628732even the cat knows it's a bad idea
>>30629602my sides are in orbit
>>30628685>>30628689Mexican-Americans
>>30628734LolWypipo
As someone who has never been around fireworks, what makes them go off instantly or explode in peoples hands?
>>30632786Lighting with a quick fuse and/or too close to the source of the fuse. You're supposed to light at the very end of the fuse and get some distance, which are where these idiots usually fuck up.
>>30632746>>30632811So then if I may ask. What the fuck happened here? I would have to guess it was a dud or something with the flip caused it to go off all at once?
>>30632753gr8 b8 m8
>>30632855LolMajor league faggots
>>30632828If you pay attention, that imbecile grabbed the tube or cannon and held it upside down ... the charge just had less than 2 meters and zero time to travel and ignite its explosion
>>30629634This is kino and aura farming
>>30632977shut up zoomer
>>30632786Some also just suck, you can see the ones better the round ball that show up in like for these videos, they blow up instantly. half of the problem is that people do dumb shit like use Bic lighters to light them. get your fingers away from them. some fuses will burn fast, don't look down the tube like a gun, don't move it or do anything that will knock it over. if it doesn't go off, give it 30 minutes, and then douse with water. no fireworks indoors (unless it's cold spark or you're actually a pyrotechnician), and only use certain types whenever you're around a lot of people. careful what you buy I guess, anything that you hold is kind of risky it seems, like the little grenade with the pull string shouldn't have blown that guy's fingertips off, it must have been over packed or something. 80% of these are people being dumb, some are malfunctions and duds.
>>30633471(holy typos batman, I was using voice to text)
>>30627842Gettin an early start for 4th of July
>>30627842its honestly pretty suprising that fireworks are still legal to buy almost everywhere
>>30628726We got a crispy critter.
>>30630204Why were some people preventing people.from.escaping? I would immediately start stabbing those people
>>30634085mass stampede, you slip and fall on the floor, another guy falls on top of you, and another on top of him, then no one behind can even move (everyone is stuck), and you too as you slowly die from asphixiation as you cannot breathe.unless someone manages to pull you out
>>30633393wow this such a classic gif and I've never seen the lead up to it. Never would have guessed it was a firework grav hammer
>>30629481Well that will certainly get the vets going
>>30629619That file name
>>30630320At that point why not. It's wild to think we interact with people capable of destruction like this. It wasn't provoked,it was a planned out choice. Sometimes I forget this aspect of the videos I see here and think important to reflect on this at times. It's as brutal as the axe kid which is the most brutal act of unprovoked savagery I've seen this year.
>>30629647that shit's fire
>>30634497This wasnt a stampede those people were pushing them back into the store dude
>>30632716at least he finished his beer
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>>30633632Inglorious Bastards
>>30635240Jeets do all sorts of illogical shit. The best logical explanation I can come up with is the jeets inside the fireworks market saw a fire starting all the way inside panicked and started stampeding out like the other anon said. Then the jeets outside saw them rushing out and thought they were stealing fireworks in the american nigger flash mob style.
>>30629619do you think this guy has a day job and otherwise normal life?
>>30627842Antifa was behind this atrocity. Their goal was to assassinate innocent children so they could prove that real communism has never been tried.
>>30628734"LOL give me free healthcare"
>>30628734Norwood status?
>>30634085They thought it would be funny to trap them inside
>>30628552These people seem to have a theory of explosives that is radically false. Maybe I'm the weirdo, but would not fuck around with a fucking bomb that would be happy chop off my hand for the fun it.
>>30628685Hey! My favorite book is "A fair well to arms"
>>30632784>Spec Ops: The Line
>>30629593The kid is fat.
>>30636401Of course! He's the Vice President of General Dynamics.
>>30629619Once he cums he's going to seriously regret indulging that particular fetish.
>>30636656The problem are the fuses, not even the dum act of holding it which would be fine if theyd light a standard green visco, not the rapid-fuse inside the fireworks that time the effect after launching, i used to take out the bombs from fireworks since i was 13 but i cant fathom being so stupid to actually blow your hands off with flashpowder or blackpowder kek
>>30628685I love the 'bro, you good?' question...
>>30630204wow
>>30636656People have a big store of false knowledge about explosives and firearms from watching movies. Their brains perceive the fictional portrayals as reality, so they feel like they're knowledgeable and experienced. So you get people doing stupid shit thinking that they know what they're doing. Or people talking about how video of a shooting "looks fake" because the people's reactions or wounds don't look like what they've seen in movies.
>>30633632Chicken jockey?
>>30629190This one always makes me chuckle
>>30629640Unexpected kek
>>30629647>"Liar, liar, pants on fire!"
>>30630783Give someone a firework with double sided tape...
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>>30637047A few years ago, a guy in my wifes group of HS friends, lost a few fingers on July 4. Seems no one was really surprised by that. And truth be told, everyone is amazed he's still alive in general. He's prone to being an idiot and making dumb decisions. Accidental self-own is on the menu for this guy. Nice guy, just well, an idiot.
>>30629593Future hand loser.
>>30632707Forever famed.
>>30634085There were no people in that video.
>>30632749acting like every redneck's last words aren't "Hey cooter, watch this!"
