Rekt Thread #24601 with a focus on funny filenames.I'm not saying YLYL because I'm tired of goddamn pizzacutters taking "not laughing" seriously. I've had a shitty day/week/last 7 years and I'm looking for a fucking laugh.Keep the political bullshit in one of the other 12 goddamn rekt threads
>>306520072/3 calm your pussy
>>30652031>not named 'he could never walk again.webm'>my day is ruined
The filenames are dogshitThe vids are dogshitFunny ? Not hereThis is the worst rekt thread i've ever seen
>>30652522>The filenames are dogshit>The vids are dogshit>Funny ? Not here>This is the worst rekt thread i've ever seen
>>30652007>filename thread>when you share a board with majority of faggot retards (mobile users) who can't see filenames
>>30652416I have that one, it's older so it got dibs.
>>30652522cry more, you non-contributing pizza cutter.
>>30652746maybe I don't give a fuck what you think, newfag
>>30652019almost shot his fellow cop there
>>30653478Putting him out was the cruelest thing they could have done. Living with those burns is going to be hell. No doubt burned his dick off, too.
>>30653463>filenameis that some unc reference or something?
>>30653581you dont have to make it obvious that you're underaged (and retarded as shit)
>>30653504>run vertically away from a vertically moving object???
>>30652010he really didn't want to die in the war
>>30653504funny filename
>>30652031That is not even one leg, he has no legs and is skiing on a single ski, which is so fucking retarded i cant even find a name for it.
>>30653477He's still alive and uploading
>>30653478my favorite Dark Souls boss, Burning Saar of the Local Park
>>30653477wtf? was that intentional?
>>30652007hehwould ya look at that, video proof that what they say IS true.when one window closes, another one opens.
>>30652007is *anyone* in russia happy?
>>30653444>that decepticon badgeI SEENT IT
>>30654112would you be happy stuck existing in socialist dictatorship where any day some fucking russian pig mercenaries come to "draft" you into the war.get sent to the front with inadequate gear just to get drone bombed by yuri 2 miles away. and for what. maybe 1/4 mile of now war torn land?HAAAA
>>30653504The Prometheus jokes still fucking get me, man. Everyone in that movie was a total retard
>>30653516>file nameI fucking died, my sides.
>>30653478I'M A GHOST RIDERPROVIDER
>>30654324Good god! While I can understand a feline's need to exercise their predatory instincts, and wouldn't hesitate to play-fight with my cat if I had one, I would only tolerate sneak attacks like these once... maybe twice. If it happened again, cat soup would be my sweet little doggy's next treat.
>>30652540That's actually kinda sexy
>>30654336When igniting a fuel source soaked in flammable liquid do you:a) crouch down and away from the target while igniting keeping the open container of liquid in hand in case you quickly need to add more fluid.b) ignite the source with open container still in hand while looming over the mass that's about to flare-up in order to gauge the intensity of the flame face firstc) ...
>>30654112I feel Russians were way happier pre-2022 when all their stereotypes were just "hardbass and vodka".
>>30652007
>>30652019>dog literally just finished attempting to maul someone>dog rushes armed cop>obese goblina screeching 'WHYUDODAATTTTT :(((((((('>there are tens of millions of these creatures in our bordersWe truly are doomed.
>>30652007>I'm>I've>I'm
>>30654326Who was in the wrong here?
>>30654618Most pitbull owners are trump-voting white trash
>>30652007Piece of shit was aiming right for her, good riddance I hope he suffered
>>30654639tds is real
>>30653444Don’t cops carry fire extinguishers?>keep rolling! keep rolling!>*rolls*Needs a “You Spin Me Round” overdub
>>30654789Trump devotion syndrome? Yeah I know. No matter how much he destroys the economy, idiots like you remain fiercely devoted to him.
>>30654402I've seen a lot of shit but god damn, anon.
What a shit thread. We need another India hate/rekt post haste.
>>30654402What the fuck man don't post gore here
>>30655019lol that's nothing
>>30654639>>30654822>Blacks and urban women vote TrumpOkay, retard.
>>30655297Idiots vote Trump.You are an idiot.
Reminder to ignore the spambot:>>30654402>>30655019>>30655123Always replies to his own posts when he doesn't get the attention he craves.
>>30655244Is gonna be hard to fap to this
>>30653444>ignition: on
>>30653581>is that some unc reference or something?kys fgt
anyone got the video of the guy jacking off then getting decapitated?
>>30655319>Gets proven wrong>Resorts to false assumption and ad hominenYou need to work on yourself, kid.
>>30652159holy fuck
>>30655480You didn't prove anything, illiterate moron.
>>30655244this one is definitely fucked up
>>30655089lol how's it feel to be on the other side of being jumped by non-participants in a fucking fight lmao
>>30654660ayiyiyiyi! ayiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi!fucking kek
>>30655244Iirc wasn't the story behind this one that the son got brain damage from a falling object and convinced the entire family that the only way to be with their dead dad was to do a ritual where they hang themselves/each other?
>>30655669I heard gambling addict lost everything and bitched out, taking his family with him like a fucking piece of shitAlthough I could be wrong, given the circumstances I think it's likely nerve gas.
>>30654639Brown hands etc
Anyone's got that one where an Australian films the outcome of a car accident on a highway with corpses of police littering around the place?
>>30655734I heard it was the wife killing her family and the father finding them
>>30655734The Burari deaths. 11 fatalities. All hangings except his grandma who he strangled to death
>>30654618There aren't any goblins there.
>>30655089that teacher is a fat fucking pussy bitch, you see some nog starting shit and your to much of fucking vagina to stop a fight
>>30655762>IndiaOf course it was
>>30654031Most likely not. A staggeringly high amount of drivers do not see people on motorcycles. They are looking for car sized objects or bigger and tune out anything not fitting that description.I used to ride a motorcycle a lot, but the number of times people cut into my lane like that or didn't slow down when I was making a turn into a place and other such events were so god damn frequent, I just stopped riding and sold the bike figuring one of these days someone was going to off me.
>>30654338It was confirmed that the guy the orangutan grabbed was aggravating it before he started recording. It was worth noting because Orangutans are one of the few animals with zero human aggression or aversion naturally.
>>30652233retards
>>30655902I still don't understand this one.
anyone got this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHq7nFDyH90
>>30654402
>>30655902I still can't tell if he did that on purpose or was just trying to show off his "bravery" pointing a loaded a loaded gun at himself.
>>30652499il figlio scemo dell'uomo ragno 2
>>30656164kek fucking trash
>>30656753there's a better clip you could use from Leon The Professional, instead of using that darkie cuck
>>30653514He's dead. He died that night. You really think them putting the flames out after he was engulfed for at least a full 30 seconds was going to save his life?
Anyone got the video where it's the aftermath of a bunch of negroids who had gathered around to watch a fuel truck or something on fire and it blew up and everyone was all burnt to shit walking around?
>>30653706>>30654161sadly your instinct will tell you to run in a straight line. what would you usually run away from? a predator. now if you tried to step aside you'd just be helping them get closer. it's easy to just say "step aside" from an external pov but in that situation you'd do the same.the prometheus scene is still hilarious because they had plenty of time to get the fuck out. one of them even does so, the other looks at her and still continues in a straight line.
Maybe if his voice was deeper?
>>30652019"WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!!" *ebonics account*
>>30654537C) Be a fucking retard and get your face burnt, catch the can on fire and literally throw fire onto to reporter who isn't wearing any protection.Peak retard behavior, at least for a "fireman".
>>30656838Need a story/article for this.Did the cops die?What happened to the downie retard?
>>30656104I'm sad we didn't get to see the orange man rip off a limb off that fuckhead piece of shit in revenge.
>>30654348Why so short, I really wanted to see what happened after he ate dirt and hear it crying :(
>>30654657That was a beautiful fafo moment. I'm glad nobody intervened.
>>30654666How fucking stupid can somebody be to try and rob a gun store, where everyone is armed to the teeth? Totally deserved, hope they got both of them.
>>30654674Is that how assisted suicide works?
>>30654865Retard bitch drank too much.
>>30656838>>30657031Both cops were shot in the head, one died.The suspect was sentenced to death. He will die a worthless piece of trash eventually.
>>30657081it is by far the best self defense cop shootingdude got attacked his property was gonna get stolen plus later extorted for ransom all of this in the middle of the night on a clear road while he is going home to sleepthis case is proof that constitution of america equals toilet paperwhat benefit does a gun have if only police can use it
>>30655677>Put the chromosomes in the bag
>>30657244>sir, you have enough already
>>30655677everybody get downs!
>>30654017It's called having fun, you 400lb sack of loser. What cool thing have you ever done with your life? Yeah that's right, nothing. No one like you.
>>30653581you have to be 18 or older to post on this site
>>30653453Impressive recovery!
>>30653581You don't have to be old to be culturally literate. What's your excuse gonna be when you're 40 and still don't know shit about dick?
>>30653706Running vertically is called jumping, anonymous.
>>30656557Kek
>>30654618I'm pretty sure the dog didn't attack anyone. That's his owner on the ground having some kind of medical emergency and the dog is trying to protect him.
>>30652010"lol"kekked
>>30656741GTA6 looks great
>>30657026>*ebonics account*Amerifat education at it's finest
>>30657218You are a complete idiot.He was illegally driving without insurance and was carrying drugs with intention to distribute, which is exactly why he was resisting arrest so hard and resorted to murder.A cop telling you to leave the vehicle isn't theft, but I do not expect a brain dead baboon moron like you to understand this.
>>30657031>erm... context???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QtFI7RlZ3YLowlife drug dealer made an illegal u-turn in an unregistered vehicle but had drugs hidden on his car while cops spent 15 minutes negotiating with the guy to get out so they can have it towed, so he acts like a faggot and goes rambo on them.
>>30657588anyone speak rice? what the fuck is Chong screaming about?
>>30652010If only the girl had screamed a little louder the jumping man would have survived.
>>30657588A SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
>>30657628>femur_breaker.mp4
>>30654270Why snek have to die? is Dude-in-Snake a delicacy there? Your friend is already dead. Let the snake digest a meal. Fuck an open-casket funeral
>>30654618it was a white woman, but you'll use any excuse to reinforce your retarded beliefs
>>30652019Oh my God! Why did you kill the puppy for no reason??
>>30653453I guess the coke will do that for you
>>30653581it was an unc referencedavid carradine was a nobody that died during his ritual erotic asphyxiation.he had barely any movies of note, and the only reason these people know his name is because they're 50 and think knowing random trivia of the time they were alive makes them smartthe average 4channer is stupid as fuckt. I'm 40, I was alive when he died, I wouldn't blame anyone for not knowing who that literally who was.
>>30652213Jesus Christ. They're like circus clowns!
>>30652216At least some got a new hat.
>>30652216Is he ok?
>>30657681fuck off with your AI slop
>>30657691He was in Kill Bill. EVERYONE knows that.I remember Deathrace, Longriders, Kung Fu, Lone WolfBut yes, he was barely a B list, until Tarantino.Everyone watches a new Quentin. Even if you hate the guy personally He is an auteur, as much as I resent to admit.
>>30655244On sale now: Family Sized Swing Set!! Fun for the whole family!!
>>30657722ok Quentin
>>30654333If geese get in your way just run them over.
>>3065358190% of the jokes you don't get on 4chan is a niche unc reference.not worth lurking to get the joke since non of that shit is funny to zoomers and younger>am zoomer who browsed 4chan on and off for a decade.
>>30655244By my freewill and choice, this is now porn.
>>30654333Geese are the Democrats of birds
>>30657731Could have been kino if he hit that car. What a waste.
>>30656838So based. Acting like a retard to get their guard down and then make them squeal like the piggies they are.
>>30657722Go rape some feet you sperg
>>30656721Based doggo. Fuck kite niggers.
>>30657740>>30657825Quentin is an artist, but a zog faggot.Reservoir and Pulp are still 10/10.
>>30657841Quentin is a hollywood whore who convinced a bunch of idiots that his autism is art and they gave him money to produce his own fetish porn.
>>30656838Absolutely based pig killer
>>30657518What a well-trained sheep you are.
>>30652233That deer went back and told the other deers he was abducted by aliens and beaten and they didnt believe him
>>30657731>bethesda npc's be like:
>>30657624I like my skewers medium-rare at least. This one needs more time.
>>30657628I think his dancing days are over
>>30654865She was killed instantly IIRC
>>30656104wasn't there that one documentarian who got grabbed and molested by an adult male orangutang
>>30657588>dynasty change
>>30657944rape doesn't exist in the wildernesshe did something to tempt such behavior i.e. he went along with it long enough for the ape to be like this dude is down to fuck
>>30657722not everyone knows the secondary cast of even the movies they likeI know about uma thurmanthat's it.
>>30653444these transformers films are getting wild
>>30656162>>30656695>>30655902>Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity>To get yourself out of India>Would you capture it or just let it slip?
>>30657581To be fair I almost got hit by a bus (I had my hood up and it was practically racing over a hill) and it just barely managed to stop. If it could happen to me, it could happen to you.
>>30652540title it, let me explain
>>30654336I CAST FLAMING HANDS
>>30653504Was that intentional? Oh that’s in China town.
>>30656090>I stopped being a faggot subhumanGood to hear.
>>30654336Is this is a Polish safety demo?
>>30657081>He will die a worthless piece of trash eventually.He killed a fucking pig and shot another in the head. David's a hero.
>>30654333Dumb Fuck Geese didn't predict OPPOSABLE THUMBS
>>30655324fuck off retard. traditions should be maintained.
>>30658687
>>30655319is trump in the room with us right now, little fella?
>>30656779there’s a clip of a countryside highway type scene, maybe in africa or asia, with a fuel tanker rolled over, with people stealing fuel, then the inevitable explosion and people wandering around on fire etc. that one?
>>30653490What's the story behind this one? Why were they having a discussion?
>>30655762Those are not the Burari deaths, retard.>The Burari deaths were a ritual mass suicide of eleven family members from Burari, India, in 2018. Ten people—ranging in age from 15 to 57 years old—were found hanged, while the oldest family member, the 80-year-old grandmother, was strangled.Do the children in the video look at least fifteen, you retarded little bitch?
>>30657579KEK
>>30654270No fucking way. How the hell do you even get eaten by a snake? Can’t you just outrun it? I guess they strike in the water like an alligator.
Ship handling accident at Devenport Tasmania - turn sound up at beginning. $20M damage, two tugs tied up a Wharf sank
>>30657681
>>30657518And now ones dead and the other has a TBI but he was already a cop so I don't know how they figured that out.Did you see him try to run away.That's your guard.Pussies.
>>30659084kek that fat old guy is like "that shit ain't my problem"
>>30652007I hope I prayI wishI curseI demandDeath to the worthless rat losers that are now dealing with the product of their own creation.May this threads pain death & horror be what your children your parents your grandparents your siblings your friends anything beloved by the most rotten putrid garbage suffer and die.Amen>tipping points are labed as such for once they are resched there is no going back Death to the unwelcome unwanted invasive pathetic losers this world seems to keep offering up
>>30657659no that's this one
>>30654660That can't be true, how did it cut it off so quickly ?
>>30657803Can't watch anything without some faggot making it political.
>>30658688Except it's not a tradition.
>>30659146Seethe harder.
>>30652540Best bet that pussy would be so tight rn
>>30659156that's not a femur, thats a tibia
>>30659459than go break your femur and post the video here if you're going to be cunty about it
>>30659463it doesn't even sound like the femur breaker soundbite, the first one does
>>30657887>w-what? you don't support braindead K2 dealing scum?! you must be a sheep!Idiot.
>>30654348tai otoshi but with no lapel grip so the troon just eats it against the ground face first kek.
>>30656765Lazy ass nigger fell asleep snoring!
>>30655818uh oh, found the nigger
>>30653477>Respawning in 28..27
>>30654343AI has gone TOO FAR!
>>30652010why did this ниггep jump?
>>30657428THIS, Poltards are always quick with the pit-bull hate. Most of them are brown and from a shithole that hates dogs. I've been working with dogs for 10 years now. Clearly this is what's going and the cops are just poorly trained for this type of situation. Budget cuts in major cities have cut money to shelters and animal control. This is a cop solution, this is why cops shouldn't be sent for every situation
>>30654340Russians do be like that, JS kek
>>30656733>Have a break. Have a Kit-Kat.
>>30654660where was this at?
>>30654666so this is what happen to Michael McDonald after the Doobie Brothers broke up
>>30659834Nobody cares what subhuman dogfucker garbage like you has to say.Pitbulls are responsible for the most dog attacks of any breed by far. Countless videos of them biting and sometimes killing toddlers, young children, cats, and other dogs.The reason they are called pitbulls is because they were specifically bred for fighting in the pit, hence PIT bull. All of you idiots trying to claim they're good dogs are the epitome of human garbage. They are vile disgusting creatures engineered for fighting and should all be euthanized, along with trash like you for trying to defend them.Hopefully you die soon.
>>30658952they can drop out of trees too
>>30656726Why was the cop bothering her, did she steal something?
>>30654031It's likely a female driver that is inept at anything they do besides manipulation and likely looking at their phone
>>30654618>>30654639>>30657026Pitbulls know more about loyalty than these Russian motherfuckers. Let that sink in people.
>>30657518>was carrying drugs with intention to distributewho fucking cares?why are drugs illegal anyway? People take them, they are not going to stop taking them. Maybe if life didn't suck so much people wouldnt want them. There are bigger fish to fry, David was a small fish the cops who made stop for this very reason did it because they assumed David was low hanging fruit. Let me guess he was a drug addict with a suspended license, intent to distribute was made up by prosecutors and cops to justify the arrest. Don't fucking sugar coat it blue fag nut-huger. He was a sperg with a drug problem, they pulled him over because they couldn't find Juan Narco kingpin from spic land. They thought he would be an easy arrest an got fucked in the process. 2 asshole bullies from HS who were too stupid to get an athletic scholarship to a fucking community college some how can given an authority and a firearm, now they get to take out their frustrations out on the world. Dark ass open road with 0 traffic. If his drug problem was such an issue, why not follow him home wait for him to get out and get him there. They already ran his tags, they knew where he lived, they knew he had a suspended license? Worst case, he dies on the way home..no skin off their back just some paper work while the fire department hoses off the road. Honestly, Cops love to put them in these situations everytime because they want easy arrests. This is how they get promoted, if dude was a black they would have just shot him and no one would have said a thing
>>30657988Rape is some of the most common recreation you'll see in the wild, how retarded can you be? I've watched a dog rape a cat even. Not even the same species. And believe me - the cat was NOT into it.
>>30658817idk what led to the fight, but i know that the dude who fell is dead
>>30655479i don't have it, sorry
>>30659084Listen, I don't give a fuck what people try to tell me, we aren't all the same. These creatures aren't people, they're NPC's.
>>30654324The first one is like a pirate sliding down the sail on a knife.
>>30659993Truly mad how deep you communist trash will dig your heels to rationalize a piece of garbage breaking the law and shooting dead a police officer who was actually doing his job properly.I'll be sure to enjoy the execution of this downie piece of garbage :)
>>30657841they're good movies, but not becuase of him.Avary and the actors. quentin can suck my big toe
>>30658271DAvid Caradine played the character the fucking movies are named after, you goddamned autist.
>>30652891You know this isn't real right
>>30657081Cops deserve to be shot in the head. Everyone wins in this scenario.
>>30659084Absolutely amazing how this dumb cunt doesn't realize what has happened and just keeps filming and laughing.
>>30660261Doesn't say much coming from a subhuman like you though
>>30657026>we wrote a book that says we're the best and everyone else isn't so that means we're the bestMental illness.
>>30660261Murder every leftist. That's peace on earth for at least 200 years.
>>30660188KWAB
>>30659084>sees the kid at waist level in the water>dives in headfirst afterwardMakes you wonder what else he fucked up in his life
Why do subhumans think the Daniel shaver incident means all cops are bad and deserve death?I can understand niggers saying this because they are literally neanderthal brain apes, but reading the comments of every police death, it really does amaze me how many subhuman retards there are celebrating and/or coming to the defence of street trash.>>30656838 this was a clear cut case of the cops being in the right and subhumans still celebrate it. The only good outcome is the retarded downie getting a nice death sentence.
>>30655244Never stick it in a woman with BPD. Not even once.
>>30657841Pretty disappointing to see who aligns with the worst scum our species can produce.
>>30660145oooh he rexin'!
>>30660234you know I don't really fucking care
>>30655659Sounds like that shit hurt.Crazy that nobody heard that and went out to look.
>>30660626I wouldn't want to, for fear of the rest of the neighborhood thinking I raised a fat little bitchbesides, he stops that shit the minute he sees nobody cares- probably cured him of being an attention whore when he got older
>>30653444>keep rolling
>>30654660Fucking hell, that's a horrible and brutal butchering. How did he not pass out from the pain and bloodloss? Just from the arenaline?Wish we knew the story behind this.
>>30655677Gimme all the grilled cheese sammies right now, I know you're hiding it in the safe motherfucker!
>>30655902Can anyone translate what they're saying? I don't speak streetshitter.
>>30656758Kek, he got instant punishment for littering. Maybe karma is real after all.
>>30656557I could feel that troll in advance. I immediately skipped forward to the end.
>>30660669karma is real in the sense that fat retards get into fat retard situations
>>30657354>beating up someone smaller than him while hes asleepthanks God im not a coward
>>30657803It's true. Republican birds need to molest children or at least idolize molesters
>>30656733Totally deserved. I especially love seeing how it not only ripped off his finger but also the whole tendon up to his elbow.They won't be able to reattach and fix that and it'll impair more than just that finger.
>>30660690First time front braking, ma'am?
>>30660678Yup, that's just the natural way it goes.
>>30656823I see the Wilhelm scream got an update.
