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4/20

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I was going to play some stardew valley but my desire is only surpassed by my lack of motivation

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>>30744616

>>30744369
>I'm
>I'm
>My
>Me
Go back home cringy u/attentionwhore.

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>>30744713
>2026
>Thinking Agency and self-awareness is cringe
Does gen Alpha really?

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>>30744564
What is the backstory

>>30744823
How do you know he's autistic?

>>30744840
rapping https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZsKqbt3gQ0
on public transit

shit ass discord blogger thread

>>30744808
south american nerve gas.

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>>30744864
what
im talking about the dude with the axe in his head

>>30744892
lady sells axe on facebook marketplace and nigger decides to try it before he buys it

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>>30744892
yeah, it's all too common these days.
Such a shame!

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What makes a rekt silly?

>>30744485
kek

>>30744808
hang all bikers

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>>30745033
Something very silly. :)

>>30744370
My WHAT friend

>>30744369
Evil cunts. Fuck Islam.

>>30744369
>Homemade rekt
what do you mean by this

>>30745114
I need the video of the Helmet Enjoyer versus The Vegetable

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>>30745118
I' ve got this one

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>>30745098
>what do you mean by this
like this i think

>>30745127
I think that's the second half of it.

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>>30744616

>>30744840
being fan of harry potter

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>>30745152

>>30744808
Guy came over to buy the axe off them. Was just checking it out and sunk it into dudes head unprovoked, no reason at all

>>30745135
lmao

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>>30745160

Weird ask, but does anyone have that weird troon bnwo suicide video? I’ve been laughing about it for days and can’t seem to track it down.

>>30745084
You heard him.

>>30744373
Hat der dumme Hurensohn sich da selbst das Bein gebrochen?

>>30744394
Why the fuck?

That's an angle grinder btw.

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>>30745199
elaborate please, I don't speak whatever the fuck language you're using

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>>30745221
sprechen Americano, Karl.

>>30744474
Classic. Anybody know what happened to him after. Crazy that he uploaded that after everything.

Also, the way he's completely silent the whole time and only screams at the end.
But I guess half the glass was still up his ass and when he stood up it got crunched and cut even more. Plus he was probably still in shock and full of adrenaline and only really realized what just happened and it only started to hurt then.

>>30745173
Crazy. Did the axe in head dude survive?

>>30744394
He is handling that grinder improperly and doesnt even wait for his friend to move his hand! Dude almost lost as many fingers as I have in just one day!

>>30745271
He didn't even say the word.

>>30745255
I read he went to hospital and after he left he ended up doing it again later.

>>30745273
Yeah, I realized that I misheard.
Stuff like this still happens over a single word. In this case it wasn't the word but just over words in general. I mean he was annoying but I wouldn't stab him for it.

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>>30745255
could you imagine the surge of adrenaline after that thing burst in your ass? like, you KNOW that you got a long day ahead of you after that, you wont be able to relax for the next few days at least. Not to mention realizing that you have to tell a shitload of people what happened at least vaguely. You have to tell the doctors which will repeat it to eachother for years to come, you have to tell your boss somehow, word would spread, I mean this guys video is one of the most famous shock videos ever the guy is a downright star. Imagine thats the only thing you were known for, like, dang.

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>>30745255
imagine becoming famous for something you can't brag about.

"I was the 1 guy 1 jar guy ask me anything!!"
"why is your penis so fucking disgusting bro what do you do to it?"

>>30745163
Did his eye actually explode or was that just some blood from a popped blood vessel under his eye? You could already see a hemorrhage there.

>>30744369
You got lost on your way to your tumbler blog friend.

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>>30745315
calm down faggot I've been here longer than you've been alive

>>30745259
he was barely a dude given he was a kid and no

>>30745314
im not a medfag but that looks like a hematoma, it's probably somewhere in the socket and it exploded after dude slapped him thus the blood facial

>>30745324
Doesn't matter if he was 16 or 26, the dude was a dude. And thanks. Looked like he survived for long enough to realize what just happened to him. Damn.

>>30745334
You're right, it was a hematoma. It only became a hemorrhage once it popped.
Didn't get my terminology right.

>>30745337
he starts posturing almost instantly so probably not

>>30745345
Yeah, looked to me like he touched the axe handle or his head to feel what happened right at the end but could've also just been posturing.

>>30745355
the axe is in his brain/head, once the skull is opened you immediately lose consciousness

>>30745366
No you don't, the skull is not a magic barrier that when penetrated shuts off consciousness. Plenty of people Crack their skull open and are still conscious. People get shot in the head or their skull and brain pierced by rods and parts of their brain get destroyed or removed and they can stay conscious.
Although that's not always the case and plenty get knocked out or die but it's definitely not always the case that they immediately lose consciousness when the skull is opened.

>>30744808
https://ktul.com/news/local/suspect-has-charges-upgraded-to-murder-after-victim-dies-from-axe-blow-to-the-head

>>30745366
>>30745441

You can see that perfectly demonstrated in that clip.
>>30744967
He gets shot right through the head and stays conscious and alive until he gets shot up more.

>>30745139
What's the story behind this? Holy shit this is one of the most fucked up things i've ever seen.

>>30745531
Polish kid killed family for 764 extortionists

>>30745531
i don't know but the guy looks funny lmao

>>30745255
he was no lie, drafted in the ukrainian army

>>30745139
assassins creed valhalla IRL

>>30745139
Just searched, “polish teen may face up to 30 years behind bars” LMAO europe and canada are FUCKED

>>30745135
BITCH FUCK YOUR STAIRS

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>>30745834
kek

>>30744823
He was culturally enriched by niggers

>>30744845
Oh my god man I thought I recognized it from a distant memory...

>>30744616
Kill yourself, faggot.

>>30745127
>He's not ok, he's unconscious
>I love him so much so much and want to tenderly fuck him
>He rejected me though
>Now's my chance to palpate his soft lovely face
>And for good measure, I better just move his head too, so he'll be paralyzed and come to rely on me forever
Why do skateboard fags act like this

>>30745744
All that prep for ass shrapnel paid off then, no doubt

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>>30746067
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(x100)d.

>>30745124
But wait, his BBC should have made him superior! What happened BNWObros?

>>30745188
Why is Jeb the sissy onions version of his brothers

>>30744823
this is why you carry and when a nigger threatens to stab you you shoot it in the head.

>>30746337
baby murder is not bannable but 2 animals having sex is?

>>30745212
lmao what is this asmr shit

>>30745212
Looney Troons

>>30745337
medfag here. the immediate posturing indicates immediate severe brain damage/death.

>>30746301
He's dead, Jim

>>30744800
It's not self awareness.

>>30744873
What the fuck is his problem?

>>30745033
It's weird how so many people act like they think there's no way in hell that somebody would actually shoot them.

>>30745061
They say he's still falling down the stairs to this day.

>>30745160
When people do this, it makes it seem like they're new to alcohol. If you have any experience with alcohol, you would know not to do this.

>>30745196
What the fuck did he think would happen? Again, this seems like the kind of thing you would only do if you had no experience with alcohol.

>>30745248
0:23 - "Licked it so good."

>>30745072
>Makes the same noises as Donald Duck giving the ol’ corkscrew to Daisy

>>30745322
Lmao I feel like they realized that he looks like he's sobbing when he lifts his hand first and then came up with this.

>>30745810
>When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's annoying.

>>30745045
>too fat to ride a bike

>>30744823
American Hogwarts is wild.

>>30744369
>Religion of Peace, BTW.

>>30746170
Aura

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Fresh Chinese rekt

>>30747132
Oh no he called me fat
Anyway

>>30745248
Karl asked if that dumb son of a bitch just broke his own leg.
The video was German.

>>30747573
The Machines are already winning, kek.

>>30744808
>no no das not the point
Based chinaman putting bikenig in a cell

Borthers please help there is this webm of this chick who dances on a table and falls and she hits her nape on the edge of the table and freezes in having the funnies grimace ever, I was thinking I have saved it but apparently I felt too dirty to do so, please brothers her faces is the only thing I see every time I hit my neck or head

>>30745245
>>30745212
Guys what if they dated… owo

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>>30747932
Make it a threeway.

>>30745248
>there goes my hero, watch him as he goes

>>30745307
Lmao

>>30745416
Establish dominance on whitey
Why don’t ypepo sezun Dey fuuud
Why don’t whypipo ain’t got no culcha
Why cracka dik so tiny and weak nigga

>>30748089
Damn, she's winning in a one against four fight. I would not want to fuck with this bitch.

>>30745416
They were both acting niggerly in this situation. At least the black dude at the end seemed concerned.

>>30747938
I could've saved her...

>>30748172
>her
Filthy fucking tranny, you'll never be a real woman.

Anyone got the guy stabbing himself trying out a knife?

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>>30744369
total magat death!

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>>30748304
total magat death!

>>30748464
fucking lol this one always gets me

>>30748500
this

>>30748526
same kek

>>30748452
ywnbaw

>>30747938
fake and gay

>>30745255
I guess he was a glass half-up kind of guy.

>>30744823
honestly that nig did the world a favor, people who rap or play music out loud on public transport deserve the worst.

>>30745084
NIGGER friend! did you hear that pussy?

>>30745416
total magat death

>>30744474
In this situation I would be convinced that I will bleed out.

>>30748464
You can see the cum shoot out

>>30748089
Same as always. The whole tribe has to jump in when one of them is losing a 1 on 1 fight.
Also, that bitch can hold her own in a fight, even against a bigger group. That's impressive.

>>30748690
I cut a skin tag off one of my balls and thought better of making a video of it.
It bled like fucking crazy but it healed in a day.

>>30748464
Was that the plan and he wanted this to be done to him? I mean the decapitation?
I guess so, since they put up a bucket and tarp for the blood and everything.
Thats some crazy sexual deviant stuff.

Also crazy how you can see that his heart still beating and pumping, when the spinal cord is cut and even when the head is completely detached.

Anybody know the story or more about this?

>>30748464
Context.

>>30748728
Probably he was in debt with them or some gang war. You know something like "let us kill you or we'll kill both you and your family"

>>30747573
>all the mom not giving a fuck and still focused on their phones
lmao

>>30748464
>>30748728
>>30748733
>>30748738

Here is a video covering the video and background niggers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzXn-93UrUo

He has good videos in general

>>30748172
>her
kek

>>30744823
He should have used expelliarmus, but probably just forgot his wand at home.

>>30748738
Then why would he be naked and jerking it, instead of fighting or begging for his life or whatever. That makes no sense at all, sorry. He definitely wanted this, it's some fucked up suicidal, sexual fetish shit.

>>30748750
Thanks brother! I'll definitely watch that later.

>>30748728
Going from memory, he was a depraved depressed looney too into eroguro, and then he found someone who was equally as fucked as he was. Eventually the two met up and the other person was down to carry out the beheading. I think it was vietnam? You can probably just throw it in google and find a story on it.

>>30745245
uhh story? Did they survive that?

>>30745245
I love the contrast between the cutesy kawaii cat poster on her wall with the scars on her thighs and the fact that she (accidentally) hang herself. it's so hot.

>>30746067
he hardly touched his head

>>30748837
Me too brother you and I are distinct and unique individuals so that's three seperate successful people that agree with him.

>>30748998
Hold up brother. There's a fourth Chad that agrees with him and it's me.

>>30745255
I know for a fact that the same guy had videos of himself putting firecrackers in glass christmas ornaments, lighting them, and shoving them up his ass. dude was in it for the love of the game.

>>30744474
This was a straight, married man with kids btw

>>30744873
she should have held the door shut behind her

>>30749116
it usually is.
Only happy fulfilled people view disaster and rekt shit as entertainment.

>>30744840
You have to be majorly autistic to be wearing a Harry Potter robe and necklace, and also trying to act hard and rap on public transit.

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>>30749171
lmao how fucking stupid do you have to be to survive that
"hey I've thought of the funniest way to haze the new guy!"

>>30744382
Why do so many cops make traffic stops on highways to essentially just chat/lecture the driver instead of issuing a citation or making an arrest? If you're just going to tell him to knock it off I don't think it was very sensible or wise to bring him and yourself to a complete stop on an active highway. Wait for him to take an exit so you can pull him over somewhere you're not liable to get flattened if you insist on pretending to be their dad, or just let it go if you didn't even think it was worth a ticket.

>>30748858
I watched the video the other anon linked and you were right and summarized it very well .

>>30744646
Story?

>>30748879
She has an asphyxiation kink. For people like that, it's sexually arousing to choke themselves to the point just before they pass out and they will do that while pleasuring themselves. But it's obviously dangerous.

Normally they do it by hand with a rope they squeeze around their neck, so that if they go too far and lose consciousness, their hands drop and stop strangling and they wake back up. Even that's dangerous but at least it is more fail safe.

She did it with a rope, hanging and she went just a little bit too far and began to lose consciousness. She panicked and tried but couldn't get herself out of the noose in time and she asphyxiated and died.
You can see quite clearly that she obviously didn't survive. You watched it.

>>30749249
Did he died?

>>30749668
No, but he broke a lot of shit. Nothing life ending or altering, though.

>>30747573
kek thanks china

>>30748304
You'll never be a man.

>>30749243
Sick fuck

>>30747881
Someone will post it every thread.

>>30744369
Looking at gif after you've smoked a few hits is kinda strange.

>>30746067
Jesus. Project harder faggot.

>>30745279
acting

>>30750012
Wrestling is fake man. All of this is scripted and acted. Everyone knows that.

>>30744564
what's up with that anon that keeps posting this in any rekt thread, even if it doesn't go with the theme of the thread?

>>30750092
How did he do that?

>>30750149
another magic trick?

>>30750089
maybe trying to bait out the psychotic spic who claims to blow rope over it because being a brownoid subhuman makes him miserable and he envies the first world which he also wishes he could invade and also become a life-in-prison faggot

>>30748490
lol she died for nothing like a retard

>>30744474
the man himself said that he did not make a sound because his family was literally in the next room. he was drafted into the Ukraine war, and died.

>>30745061
And I idiot waste time walking down bro

>>30745114
Cheap and fast spine adjustment nice

>>30744369
>namefagging
>blogfagging about playing gay game like a trany or femcel tourist from leddit
if the first, kill yourself. If the latter, post your tits then kill yourself

>>30749655
>>30748882
>she
lmao

>>30745305
This music hits different

>>30744823
too bad vax cant cure this shit

>>30750149
>cut it out
CARLOSSSS!!!

>>30745307
Thats not a duck. Thats a coot

>>30749525
next exit is out of there jurisdiction, they have "speed trap zones" youll be driving on a 65 - 75 hwy and then speed goes down to 55 and they pull you over

>>30750528
>literally has tits and is rubbing her pussy
>hurr durr its a tranny
kys

>>30747058
Eva was known to do that

>>30745245
Anyone have this with sound?

Anybody got the video where a bus drive very close to a cyclist and then the cyclist fell so the bus litterally blow the brains out ?

>>30745245
>cis girl
>troon
rent free is a hell of a drug

>>30747573
Kek, "stop being a whiny bitch and walk it off" is the impression I'm getting here

>>30745245
>>30749655
Imagine that this is your friend or family member and you don't hear from them for a while and go check on them. When you get there you see she hung herself. Naked for whatever reason but you think maybe she wanted to leave this plane of existence the same way she came.

You see there's a camera and you watch the video back for a possible goodbye message or an explanation or whatever, because you can't think of any reason she'd kill herself and just need answers.

You watch the video and you realize she was a sexual deviant and did this just to pleasure herself in her own perverted way but she did it in the literal most retarded way possible and just lost control and accidentally killed herself.

What an experience that must've been for whoever found her.
Hope she at least enjoyed herself so it was worth it.

WE MUST BREED ISRAEL. THEY ARE INVADING US, THEREFORE WE INVADE THEM. THERE IS MORE OF US THAN THEM. WE CAN TAKE EM.

>>30749642
japan
rapist nigger, or just behaving black
theres a lot of these if you go looking

>>30745033
incredible restrain to not magdump

>>30744823
>epic rap battles of history
So fitting

>>30745056
>place you under arrest for resisting arrest
Wtf?

>>30744474
wow, it's been a long time

>>30748604
Hehehe hohohoh u got em

Only person who got ACKED was charlie

>>30752710
Do a flip faggot

>>30749642
Nerve gas

>>30750664
>next exit is out of "there" jurisdiction
Saar, you do not know shit about American policing policy or procedure. Please stick to posting blogs about how all of India's problems are singularly caused by arranged marriages.

>>30744808
Biker is the biggest cunt here, but the azn retard crossing a solid yellow double line is kinda retarded as well.

>>30744873
Needs the pause music from Postal2 to complete the video.

>>30744369
At least this was a guy that knew what he was doing and made it relatively quick for a beheading.

>>30744382
Good game choice anon. Who is your favorite romance option?

>>30752775
What the fuck are they bleating on about?

>>30752786
Oh man, that clip is delicious.

>>30745272
>"friend"
No, I don't think that person losing fingers is that cartel member's friend. Also they are intentionally mishandling it.

>>30745072
Don't disturb him while he's cleaning his room.

>>30753258
Marnie- I use sivlobwho mod and marry Marnie!
Without it I usually go for Leah although I really like Hayley's character development as well.

>>30748089
Wendy's vs KFC

>>30753319
They are fighting on who gets to fuck the community goat

>>30744967
I slowed it down and it's still hard to see but is that brain matter on his arm and one of his eyes dangling?
goddamn that's gnarly

>>30749944
You mean males?

>>30750493
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Martinovi%C4%87_incident
Wrong.

>>30753814
I'm erring on the side that the bullet that initially struck his head went around his skull instead of through it. It just seems extremely unlikely that an expanding round going through your skull, regardless of if it's immediately fatal or not, wouldn't render you unconscious. I think it went around his head, came out his cheek, and blew up half his face on its way out.

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>>30749944
this?

>>30753860
I wonder if he tired to play dead he would've (maybe lived) because the attacker looks he was running away until he noticed he's not dead yet.
Not that anyone would do that after getting shot in the head with no warning

>>30750149
lmao what a fag

>>30750431
So you then?

>>30752775
the high ground always win

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>>30753814
probably