no gore, no boring war clips, only stuff you'd show to your mother
>>30748472what a strange way to say you're a fucking faggot...
>>30748472>Soft REKTAka "rekt" for retarded gore fags who are too fucking new and stupid to know the difference. Also post 3, faggot.
>>30748505>Ackshually ,rekt and gore are not the same thing. You see, classic rekt compilations from the golden era focus on lighthearted fails, epic ownages and satisfying karma without descending into mindless gore porn for edgelords. Real connoisseurs know the difference between a funny skateboard to the nuts and some third worlder getting his head chopped off on liveleak. Newfags and gorefags just lump it all together because they lack the refined taste and deep board knowledge that separates the true /gif/ oldfags from the summer newfagsI've been browsing /gif/ since 2017 and i'm proud that I don't know the "rules", kys lowlife,also>reddit spacingkys
>>30748472>no gore, no boring war clips, only stuff you'd show to your mother>Soft REKTNo such thing. plus your a faggot.
>>30748627I get so hard everytime I see this video. I love seeing useless trannies getting gunned down
>>30748748I love seeing goyim get what they deserve. I think we're quite alike... perhaps you have a discord? I'm sure we could talk about total goy death someplace more private. Maybe we'll become best friends and we can meet eachother. We're both obviously close by in israel.... I'm using a VPN
>>30748818Based, i hate those guys
gets me everytime
>>30748522>>30748627>The thread said no gore, >fags post gore anyway
>>30748472
>>30748978MODS
>>30748472>Soft REKTI can't think of anything softer than Cotton Candy, so here you go.
>>30748659This probably mafia related, the guy got meddled in business he shouldn't have dealt with.
>>30749278What is he yelling about!? Man up.
>>30749224did he die?
>>30749224Chaos contr-ACK
>>30749594Oh my God, that brutal
>>30748488How do you do it? You have a t-shirt or something?
>>30749278Is there any recovering from this? Did his legs get turned into pudding?
>>30749278>>30749415i read about this and the guy said he heard a faint meowing sound coming from inside the machine and when he opened it saw a kitten stuck inside. knew he had to crawl inside to help the kitten no matter the danger
>>30749755They just cut it off. Man will be rolling on a furniture dolly if he didn't bleed out..
>>30748659You're*
>>30748748Take your meds, Timmy.
>>30749401>got meddled in business he shouldn't have dealt with.Would you like to try again, ESL-kun?
>>30748627>>30748522I'm not showing these to my mom
>>30748659that is will grow up to become a villain or a hardline law enforcer, nothing in between
>>30748978I like this version better than the one that cuts a couple seconds before
>>30748978nerve gas?
>>30749594NERVE GAS!!!!!!!
>>30749763Did he survive? I doubt there was really a kitten.
>>30748658>browsingwe lurk around here, newfag. hop off your larping horse you dumb nigger
>>30749763>knew he had to crawl inside to help the kitten no matter the dangerOr he could've just turned off the machine like any normal person
>>30749594did they died
>>30749224bro send him to air and punched him with his own momentum. this kid knows.
>>30748707I always get a little surprised when I see a third worlder with good hair
>>30749594un saludo a david glock desde /gif/
>>30749099do all cameramen have ponytails?
>>30749782bitching too hard over an "a" kill yourself retarded mutt
>>30749591>mag dumps one guy>doesn't shoot the witnesses sloppy workCJNG is not sending their best
>>30749901This video had sound.
>racebait shitthread ruined
anyone got that video of a guy on a bike falling and then getting crushed by a bus? his fat ass exploded all over the sidewalk
>>30749594I wonder how the spazzing dude's asshole feels? I bet it's convulsing like crazy fr
>>30748522How soft of him.
>>30748472she probably died from that
>>30749780>pajeet speech>>30749782>fat femcel speech>>30749799>redditor speech>>30748658>pretending to be oldfag while speaking like a gay fat retard and saying "edgelord" like a gaydittor invader>also redditor AND femcel speechthis thread is deseasedCommit suicide, OP, we all know youre a femcel piglett too retarded to understand the point of nsfw boards or that youre not welcome here anymore than the social media you ruined to cope with your hairy obese ass not getting properly raped by cock like you wished for
>>30748472>only stuff you'd show to your mother...then post in the sfw board, retard newfag, did lack of upvote buttoms stopped you from lurking moar or was it all the worms from your unwashed pussy giving you brain damage?>>30749782adding kun like that doesnt make you fit in unless youre pretending to be one of those overweight roasties that kept trying to invade /a/ only to get felted off board when they didnt puritanfagged for you, this isnt leddit, nor is it green leddit
>>30749224shadow fags on suicide watch after seeing this
>>30750604This guy almost ended up like that mexican lumberjack who got a branch through his face.
>>307506226'0 vs 5'11
>>30750209>I'm a faggot zoomer
>>30749960I wonder about these people... do they not use their legs at all? I never needed swim lessons, I just.. swam from like age 5 onward.
>>30749962equivalent of /b/ andy shit logs
>>30749591switching to your 2nd handgun is faster than reloading
>>30749763The thing on the right side is literally a control panel
>>30749755>>30749774That amount of blood? He bled the fuck out.
>>30748488lmao fpbp
>>30749722i don't, in contrast to you and OP im not a cock enjoyer.
>>30750610Wtf was the plan here?
>>30751093they lose their balance. they push themselves out of the water, then flop forward, because they can't balance themselves around their center of buoyancy. thrashing around they push themselves downwards just as much as upwardsit's like riding a unicycle really
>>30751093I think there's a current. It's dangerous to swim in there
>>30750629hahahaha
>>30749278He sounds like the famous screaming cumshot. Does he have some weird fetish?
>>30748748>getting hard over tranniesgrim
>>30751093Panic is a hell of a thing, especially when you are in water. Anyone that can swim also knows how little it takes to just float calmly and how much force a deliberate stroke or two synced with a kick from your legs can generate. But because they are unaccustomed to being in water, they panic and their limbs flails around each of them countering each other as they run out of energy and driving themselves downwards. Even good swimmers can be caught in panic and accidentally drown themselves, but the better swimmer you are (trained or just natural from having spent a lot of time in water) the less the chance is that you ever panic.
>>30751844You should up the dithering for such a large gif, the colour banding is awful
>>30751498>im not a cock enjoyerwhat does that have to do with you being a faggot?
>>30748748why are you so mad about people you've never seen?
>>30750322hot
>>30750634people who pour water on oil fires need to be locked away.
>>30750322the white man's burden
>>30749763He definitely would have pressed the blue button. Because he's a total fuckwit.
>>30750604Wouldn't have been the first time this guy got penetrated from behind.
>>30750634Why they have ai cameras in their room?
>>30749755not reallyhis calves are mangled beyond repairmiracle outcome: surgeons salvage his feet and reattach them at the kneebut he's most likely got stumpshe only bled out if someone didnt get tourniquets on him
good afternoon bots and faggots!Happy Rekt day to you
>>30748995I remember this one! A good one
>>30752726I will never understand why the bigger guy kept going after them. He successfully intimidated the other group and they were backing away, why pester them further?And so he died!
>>30750521>>30749974He is right, you dumb fucks
>>30750638That was really cool until it wasn't. Was it just the frame bouncing off the pavement or did the bump make the guy working the controls kick the rear brake? I don't ride but I've seen plenty of stuntfags do scrapers and I've rarely seen this result come from it.
>>30752365>attach feet to kneesnot as cool when you didn't even get your shins blown off by the japs after killing fitty men.
>>30753049the hell are you on about
>>30750634"FAITH OVER FEAR" kek
>>30753095cotton hill you retarded fucking embryo. get off this website, gash dropping.
>>30753119no, you dumb zoomshit fuckwad.
>>30751598Maybe remodeling and wanted to smash what was getting replaced
>>30753119Why is this low IQ Indian mad? Go back to fucking your sister and eating shit Ranjeet
>>30752152>>30750634Amazing to think Kingcobrajfs was smarter than these broads. RIP
>>30753132What happened here?
>>30750084A fairly cordial exchange considering their typical response when the “nigger” word is uttered
>>30750085Based whitey for not pulling a chud the builder and one tapping the chimper I guess he values his freedom unlike niggerfilth
>>30748659the little girl has a more mature and motherlike reaction than the actual mother
>>30750607Even dollies hate foids
>>30749591counted 10 total?not sure if the revolver fired 5 or 6
>>30753141>koth>zoomershitthink you're just retarded, fuckstick>>30753406why are you projecting?
>>30752379Humiliated by zoomies? Ouch
>>30753571I always wonder what he could have done to warrant mag dumps from 2 different guns
>>30753478Isn’t it obvious from the corpse next to her idiot? It’s a motorcycle crash and this is the aftermath
>>30750634I wonder if they shit themselves. Or at least peed a little
>>30753614Weirdest crash ever.
>>30748658>I'm proud I'm newactually embarassing
>>30754374>>30753139>>30753132>bright red crimson blood Yeah it’s ogre
>>30750322the lion rapes the dog when it barks
>>30754365Why did they bother to learn how to do it so well?
>>30754384what does it mean?
>>30754498NTA, but the second one has internal bleeding, his organs are liquefied. His stomach is so full of blood the body tries to puke it to make space
>>30753139>>30753136now I want to see them getting one last dick before they pass on <34chan has really ruined me
>>30754558does the bright color just mean oxygenated blood, which means severe internal bleeding?
>>30753560 What an odd thing to say
>>30752355it's china
>>30750622Looks like Shaq beating on Kevin Hart
>>30748659surprised the mom and daughter didn't get hit.
>>30755154it was done professionally but you are right they were lucky
>>30753119nigger
>>30754172when you want to give her dick but instead you give her the ick
>>30754379>the blood arcing around his head like thatFucking kino
>>30750607Enough of resting back to job!
>>30750634Imagine world where Men suddenly dissapear!
>>30752379>picks a fight with two dudes that have cauliflower earlol
>>30750634>>30752152
>>30750647Fuck you
>>30750084Is that a chick?
>>30752941Because it was never about intimidating them to get them to back off for safety. It was about his ego and getting one over on them. The whole lot are rabid animals and should be removed from society
>>30749278The profound stupidity of people will never cease to amaze me.
>>30752890is this footage from the infamous indian space program?
>>30749755Assuming he didn't bleed out, my money is on a double amputation, at best. Catastrophic damage to the tibia and fibula; critical muscles, tendons, and ligaments necessary for abduction and adduction of lower legs, ankles, and feet mangled beyond repair.
>>30752880lmao id love to see the damage report from the doctor on this one
>>30752995How the hell did they not think to turn the stove off first.
>>30753151but why?
>>30750638ai video btw
>>30749960If he only managed to get on his back. Could have lived.
>>30750610Three Stooges shit
>>30749918definitely some kind of gas
>>30752995>>30756007Because they're thick as shit
>>30756691that tranny is hardly thick. you should find some black chicks if you want to see what thick really is.
>>30752890what was his plan?
>>30748522Dang, didn't even tell him about Hewie Lewis and the News.
>>30749901>Dodge rollsI had no idea that worked in real life, but he didn't get finished off until he stopped!
>>30755491>wasn't even water but fucking winelegend
>>30749594Why is Charlie Kirk laying there dancing?
>>30756985>>wasn't even water but fucking wineHomemade!
>>30749278the chinks always yearn for the leg crushers
>>30757321shame about his downfall but i guess it was bound to happen
>>30756809what was that about
>>307560204chan spread the idea that it lightens your eye color. Early internet mustard gas tier pranks.
>>30757468It is possible to flex so hard you faint
>>30748522In axeman's defense, the kid wasn't using his brain anyway
>>30752995What the fuck is he doing at :20 with that towel if not wetting it to smother the flame?
>>30750647God has no place for people like you in his heart
>>30751598Bold of you to assume these things can think a minute ahead. Or think at all. Or do anything right. I'm not sexist it's just facts.
>>30752726That's all it takes... one hole in this meat skeleton...
>>30753062mega lel
>>30748472>Soft REKT
>>30750022It's the law.
>>30756787Crashing this tractor... With no survivors!
>>30749401More likely narco-related.
>>30750521>2017>Old Fagpick one
>>30757729you sound like a Boomer
>>30750625A special kind of stupid
>>30752377'Turkey In The Straw' coming from the ice cream truck just drizzles the sweet, sweet chocolate syrup over this whole scene.
>>30752377Big guy in the white shirt showed remarkable restraint with that bat.
>>30754624Color that bright usually means lungs and/or lung vascular system are fucked
>>30752726Yeah, maybe don't fuck around with a guy waving a straight razor.
>>30752880That's gonna leave a mark.
>>30752890I've heard of chiropractic, but 'tractor-practic'? That shit is next-level!
>>30753151Stupid bint! The lime goes in the coconut.
>>30753478Nerve gas, of course.
>>30753560Fairly certain the little girl doesn't quite grasp the magnitude of what just happened, whereas the mum knows instantly that the chickens have come home to roost.
>>30753570That's a hand truck--learn the difference.
>>30748522Is there any info on this one?
>>30755154Only 9mm
>>30757902guy selling an axe, psychopath comes to buy it and randomly murders person on the couch with it.
>>30748472--->literally /wsg/ u/incel newfaggot fuck
>>30755900Attacked homie in the middle of his transformation sequence lmao
>>30757729
>>30757011Silence tranny
>>30755898
>>30757998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4WTwyZcn-U
>>30753095Go watch fucking Squid Game or something
>>30750023>>30750521>>30750531LOL bro got so mad he replied to me three times. You need significant cognitive restructuring.
>>30749278jesus christ guy is screaming like he got his legs crushed or somethnig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryl85RQenSY
>>30751920I'm not mad, I'm horny.
>>30750084Black fragility
>>30758015how pathetic are we as people that we have to put on this heavy mask of sarcasm in the hopes of validation from people we can't even see?Look at this asshole's attitude towards "Burger King" and how he has nothing substantial to actually say, but he has to point out to his followers how sarcastic and aloof he is about it before he rightfully gets trolled like a little bitch.Pisses me off every time I see him acting like he's so fucking cool by being absolutely worthless
>>30750023That sentence needs an "a" like Charlie Kirk needed a bandaid.
>>30753095it's a King of the Hill reference you fucking newf
>>30750630I have that one I just have no fuckin' idea what dumbass shit I named it lol
>>30757011Thank you for keeping Charlie's memory alive.He will NOT be forgotten!!You speak for all of us! LFG
>>30757468JamJeetin 4 da weekndLFG
>>30752381"mom come pick me up we didn't beat Rita Repulsa"
>>30754416Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life
>>30757692Cast iron skillet with a red hot cast iron handle. He was going to use the towel to protect his hand to move the pan but then did not do that for some reason and had to rawdog it later.
>>30754595Self induced faggotry
>>30755900>>30757952His relaxing sequence.Blacks relaxing around other blacks is why black on black crime happens.
>>30750101The absolute state of /gif/.
>>30758010these people really do the equivalent of shitting and not wiping with the spoken English language.
>>30758440you're not wrong lol
>>30749918Nope, just normal gas. Turn on the volume.
>>30758391Self induced faggotry (cont.)
>>30752379Bros are fighting in the piss arena
>>30750015Why? They don't use jew-goo to ruin it. I stopped using pharma shampoo, get mine from an old lady who makes it at the farmer's market. Gained several inches in 6 months. More lusterous too.
>>30748627this needs to happen to every troon
>>30748522"soft" lmao
>>30751462awesome!
>>30758292Overly plastered... but adorably so.
>>30750607>walk in>see girl laying down next to dollywhat do?
>>30752723is there a follow up or story behind this one?Dude is in agony but depending on the landing he's either getting a wheelchair for life or somehow just a broken leg
