celebrating being unbanned with a wholesome rekt thread.YLYL is fine too as long as it's rekt-adjacent, or a sensible chuckle.webm related, posted in a thread that continues to exist on a board that isn't /soc/ filled with people saying things that would get them banned, much like they say in these threads, yet the language persists.
2/3
3/3
there are threads openly promoting racism all day every day but the guy posting one webm in a thread that should be on a board that was fucking made for their bs is the problem
>>30784035fake but good and funny
>>30784035AI slop
>>30784018congrats nonny!!!
>>30784055okay
>>30784018What happened here? Backstory wise
>>30784088old guy was found whackin' off on cam like a fucking legend and died doing what he loved.This clip circulated /b/ on the day I came back from college, defeated, and was curious what the place had been up to in the year I had been absent (I was not about to post on 4chan at fucking school lol)First goddamn thread I saw when I opened /b/ that evening.
>>30784088Bill dieydedRIP
>>30784062actually it's NOT ok
There's one WEBM I've been looking for if any of you boys have it.It's of a lake or pond or something with one or several niggers drowning. Someone swims in to save one and just gets dragged under and they all disappear and presumably drown
>>30784125then don't speak.
>>30784153don't post AI slop
>>30784146see this is what I'm talking about with the racist shit that goes unpunished.I have that webm but damned if I can remember what I named it
>>30784162accusing everything of being AI doesn't make you vigilant it makes you a wildly paranoid idiot
>>30784176look at the bar changing shape >>30784035and why would he be filming himself?it's AI slop and your shit's all retarded.
>>30784185your mother is retardedeveryone records themselves doing mundane shit all day every day all the time, have you lived under a rock since 2006?
>>30784193You're going to experience death someday. It is unavoidable. Your brain will rot in your skull and eventually turn into yogurt. I believe we return to the plane of existence we reside in before we were born. What are your thoughts?
>>30784248Nerve has is the bane of existence..
>>30784176it clearly is ai though
>>30784018i will not ask Gemini about the old guy Phill who died on camera, some old fag plz redpill me on him
>>30784018why were you banned op?
>>30784100Doesn't even slow down. Even after the crash.
>>30784018
>>30784018.
Fuck it i'm bored
>>30784032How fucking retarded and useless piece of shit you have to be to fall like this, like how tf was he positioned and why, why is he so fucking fat too
>>30784475like the undersea crab one
>>30784487delta penis
>>30784176ooohhh the edgelords ohh how edgy fuking kys already scum pos
>>30784503calm down, pussy
>YOU TAKE MY SCRATCH OFF NIGGA?!?
nigger tried to flex like he was bulletproof LMAOO
>>30784248Vaxxed
>>30784168that was fake
>>30784035That's not even AI, he's using a rubber prop bar
>>30784118What was this story?
>>30784297It's not, I remember seeing this on /b/ rekt threads in like 2016.
>>30784469>why, why is he so fucking fat tooMexicans are fat fucks thanks to their diets. They live off a lot of sugary shit and saturated fat. They're probably the one nation on the planet that can rival Americans in terms of soda consumed per person.They're so well known for having shitty diets that it's actually caused some debate in scientific circles as to why they live so fucking long.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hispanic_paradox
>>30784035>>30784055>>30784185it's not ai slop, that's a boomer comedian named vic dibitetto, he does slapstick shit like this all the time. too bad his stand-up sucks.
>>30784679that's spain you fucking retard
>>30784658no it's AI, this is about that crowbar video
>>30784042You sound very gay, maybe try Reddit instead
Average fortnite weeb
>>30784581he was axing for trouble
>>30784805kek
>>30784055>>30784185So many newfags jfc
>>30784062>face/off
>>30784118can you stop posting this shit
>>30784279OP is too cowardly to respond.
>>30784445un saludo a david glock desde /gif/
>>30784487im keking so bad my fucking sidesss.
>>30784055>>30784185Shut the fuck up, you retarded newfag bitch.
>>30784536Meds.
>>30784513Nice filename for a shitty thread
>>30784581Don't trust spics.
>>30784100I'm glad he was able to catch the bus!
>>30784343Probably for being underage.
>>30784062>>30785004
>>30784168>namefag>whining about racism
Israel making captured palestinians piss themselves for lelz
>>30784055>>30784185dysgenic gorilla nigger the original video was uploaded as a skitthe crowbar is a rubber propinbred neanderthals with a nut-sized nigger brain like yourself are the reason eugenics are completely justified
>>30785390>>30784704>comedian named vic dibitettoi disapprove of fake and gay """comedy""" skits as much as i disapprove of AI slop.
>>30785469so then contribute or get the fuck out
>>30785497this
>>30785571It didn't ''die'' you dumb fuck, it was just a single low effort kick.
>>30785205Pretty good takedown ngl
>>30785574the spics literally said "she killed him"
I just wanted to contribute
>>30784018Isis, fuck you.
>>30785779moar of gracie bon pls. she is a goddess. she deserves to be worshipped.
>>30784153I know just what you're saying
Why do you guys enjoy watching this shit? Also are your lives devoid of close connections?
>>30785815Yes.Yes.
>>30784333She took that beating like a champ, JesusThat or the guy is a complete pussy
>>30784466God I would hate to live in a shithole country.
You are all lonely faggots
>>30785832
>>30785837Before the Youtube purge in 2018 there used to be compilations of weird things with news reporters turning into reptilians or malfunctioning as mkultra slaves.
>>30785826Don't worry, the shithole countries are coming to you.
>>30784521Guy on the left survived though
>>30784445Why the FUCK would you choose that as the way to go, just fucking jump off a building or some shit.
>>30785837Literally just some fluorescent paint on the eyelids and a black-light, to promote this band as being spoopy and occultMeaningless dribble only a fool would fail to see through this nonsense
>>30785837>absolute faggotry
postmonpai
>>30784343Usual political thread (that somehow stays up) and everybody who responds gets banned but not the OP
>>30786104
>>30784306Bill was an old camwhore from, I think, silverdaddies, and had a heart attack and died on stream before he was about to perform.
>>30784466Asian guys are always chain smoking. What is that about?
>>30784062Face-off Part 2
>>30785574Yes it totally didn't die from having its head caved in and then subsequently instantly collapsing and ceasing to move
>>30786246It's not like they can spark up a fat J or rip a line of Charlie, so they opt for cigarettes instead
>>30785030no
>>30784018i think about this webm about once a week and always chuckle
>>30786254why can't they?
>>30786253he just got knocked out, horse kicks don't even kill humans, you think a horse skull is weaker than ours?
I used to find threads like this funny, then our corrupt globalist politicians started importing these savages into our countries. Now you don't know if these people who star in these videos are behind in on the bus or supermarket.
>>30784506classic muslimeendoes anyone know where to find the full vid?
>>30784018this one always pisses me off, sometimes i would remember it randomly and think about ityou have the absolute crazy experience of seeing a naked old guy who fucking dieded after jerking off on fucking camerawhy the fuck would you edit fucking regular fucking porn into, not only adding nothing to it but also ruining the vibe of the original absurd shock videolike what did the person who made it think? are there people who cant make the connection between a fucking naked person with his dick out in front of a computer and sexuality, without porn explicitly added? or was it a kid who thought bill was just asleep and dreaming? i genuinely dont fucking get it why someone would spend time to fucking shit up something so extraordinary
>>30784445Luckily he cut the left side of his head so in the end he was all right
>>30785904You are a fucking retard.
>>30785775oh.
>>30784892can someone tell me the song's name ??
>>30786764nevermind, i got it
>>30785826they are trying to import these people into the (white) western countries
>>30785030no, he's a summerfag.
>>30785779Ew. Giant rears gross me out.
>>30785823left punches are weaker
>>30785571I've been kicked by a horse. Square in the chest, right over my heart. Sent be back about 10ft but I did land on my feet. That horse is probably dead. They do kill each other fairly frequently in the wild, but yea a kick like that to the head and it's game over. Don't care how big you are. Horse kick is fucking powerful. My entire ribcage was shattered.
>>30784055>>30784185Fucking retarded kids saying everything is AI and justifying their paranoia is getting sad. What a life not worth living. You think it's pathetic until this subhuman waste shows up literally scared that a shitty joke was made by a computer
Anyone have the recent bungeejump without a rope vid?
>>30784581IIRC the mom was trying to sell that axe to these two guys and one just straight up spit the son's head open as he was chilling on the couch
>>30784118
>>30784018Is there a whole video where she yells?
>>30786104K I L LYOURSELF
>>30785947>>30785968>>30786622lotta shills for a rekt thread
>>30785030Go back invader
>>30784445>63 year old venezuelan butcher>goes for the hardest "oh man maybe i shouldnt have done that" in historywell damn
>>30785571Why are women like this?
>>30787316
>>30785223he says, not contributing anything of value.If you don't like anything being posted, go live-stream your own suicide
>>30785947reminds me of this guy
>>30785571He died without getting to bust a nut, pretty sad
>>30785815>are your lives devoid of close connections?yes
>>30787566it's the millenial/gen x equivalent of that macho bullshit "a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do" diatribe in that men are supposed to be stoic and emotionless no matter the chaos thrown at their lives, and with the internet being our means of communication the idea increased in terms of access to media and access to like-minded outmoded tough guys.Boomers have cars, guns, hating their wives, and drinking beer. We have rekt threads.
>>30785815so that it doesn't happen to me? you don't watch horror movies, play violent video games, watch war footage? you just live in a bubble? he's a bubble boy!
>>30784469It's mostly genetic.
>>3078433361 times for those wondering
>>30785820Why doe he have cigars in his mouth?
>>30785826Every country has shitholes.
>>30786348Every country has had savages.
>>30788232fuck you.
>>30784333damn she got fucked up, needed a multiple surgeries to save herguy got hit with attempted murder, his life is over
>>307845810 self control niggerdid it for no reason and couldnt even say why he did it
>>30788407Wtf happened
>>30788511nerve gas
>>30788407Is this fake? What were they smoking?
>>30784248>when your last pull doesn't get you "Chimichi the Cow Milk Goddess" and you don't have enough to reach pity
>>30788407what the fuck is he smoking that could make his lungs burst?
>>30788526>>30788556>>30788407This is the REAL face of marijuana use
>>30785205>ayy pobrecitokek
>>30784723Latin America as well. Mexikids drink tons of soda and feed on greasy slop.
>>30788407they were smoking pure gunpowder
>>30784162fuck off back to X or tiktok you paranoid newfag.
>>30786477yes but the rest of the video is just propaganda, that's the only interesting part
>>30788602>if you don't want to look at AI slop then go to the sites that regularly post AI slop!what retarded logic is this?
>>30788626because that's where your shared hivemind is of devoted 'ai slop' haters are. wearing your tinfoil hats and spam 'AI slop' on any video they seem to be vigilant of. so again piss off you retarded newfag. reddit is calling
>>30788644AI Overview I understand you are frustrated, but I cannot engage with insults or hostile language.If you have any questions about artificial intelligence, want to discuss how AI technology works, or need help with a specific task, please let me know and I will be happy to assist you.
>>30784466gotta hand it to him!
>>30786175one year at community college and your daughter comes back home a xe/xey
>>30786348go back to pol you unwashed chair-moistener
>>30787081Okay Elon, we get it
>>30787484Eating him alive?. Mannn chimps are so brutal
This is 'allegedly' the helicopter crash aftermath footage of today involving Oliver Tree.
>>30788403I've seen lots of these where they stick a pole ibto the air like that and then get zapped.Why is that?How likely is it to get shocked like that in America?
>>30786501It's called comedy, pointdexter.
>>30788910probably how most predators do it with small prey.
>>30785332Can't wait till Israel is the main victim in these threads
>>30784168the others i did not mind so much, but this is just tragic. I think because of her sexual outfit it was an auto-erotic drowning and not suicide, but it was incredibly stupid of her to do that without some contraption that gives her an out, like a timed valve flip that will drain the water eventually, or if she could practice a forward lunge like a deadbug and roll up so that her head could get over the water for a moment. any backstory?
>>30788392>>30788399>>30788403deserved
>>30784248That's a lot of nerve gas
>>30785939I think this one is an accident, but I saw some pics of a legit one, guy's head was sliced in two from top to neck. I'd say it's pretty efficient.
>>30785571anybody know how much those horses cost? it looked expensive.
>>30788407Nostromo, circa 2122
>>30788232you're sick
>>30784279You have to be 18 to use this website
>>30784658quit responding to weak bait
>>30787324no one likes your shitty band, buy an ad
>>30788933Literally who?
>>30785571You can see the dead horse shitting itself.Amazing how quickly a horse can kill.
>>30787316What happened here?>>30787485I know this is edited but damn I was just about to sleep, didn't need that lol.
>>30789743I'm just retarded and thought this was a YLYL lmao
>>30785205I love watching videos like this on mute because it completely cuts out all of the BS and drama and ragebaiting and just shows the facts. Dude came at dude. Dude got dropped and started twitching, probably not gonna make it. Fuck around and find out.
>>30788232well, it's my fault. why did I have the great idea to watch a rekt thread?
>>30789223They couldn't sit up because their legs were tied over their head. I almost wonder if this was a recorded murder...
>>30784445>cuts left side of brain, can't move right armneat
>>30788979Distribution lines are uninsulated and rely on an air gap between them and anything grounded.
>>30784581Israel Trejo murdered 22 year old James "Jimi" Patterson of Tulsa, OK with an axe Trejo was ostensibly there to buyAFAIK, he never gave a reason for the murder; he was convicted of murder in a Tulsa County court and was sentenced to LWOP, which he is currently serving at the Red Rock Correctional Center in Lawton, OK
>>30788838Hot. Would clean her dirty woke asshole with my tongue.
>>30785332Meanwhile IDF soldiers have to wear diapers
>>30788842He's right DOE.
>>30787142>I CAST THEE OUT!
>>30785571Does the guy say "Yo luego lo hago beef" at the end? lol
>>30788399checked and keked
>>30788820
>>30788933Came here looking for this
>>30785571 to clarify, horse was killed. The story behind this is they were trying to breed the mare with the stallion while she had a foal. Mares usually do NOT tolerate breeding when raising a foal. At all... To make matters worse, these idiots were holding the horses head down with the leesh, preventing him from protecting his head and lifting it up. Stallions take kicks from mares to the chest all the time no problem, but a metal horseshoe hitting your frontal lobe with the strength of a fertile male is a guaranteed kill no matter what. The stallion is dead because of them not allowing the stallion to raise his head, but they shouldnt breed mares with foals anyway. Sad this happened.
>>30788392Stupid fuck
>>30787080I had a friend in highschool who somehow survived a kick to the head from her horse. She had a skull fracture and a really nasty scar/dent in her head, but after a lengthy recovery she was pretty much back to normal. Not sure how she managed to survive it
>>30784445i always feel bad for the pets in these. why do that shit in front of your pet
>>30789223>>307897871. That's a man2. This was commisioned pornography3. The actor in the tub has a plastic breathing tube, you just cant see it (this is intentional or it ruins the fantasy)
>>30785823You physically cannot be knocked out if your head is tucked into a corner.
>>30788232How tf is this even possible???
>>30785571>0:43>foal trips and eats shit in the backgroundLMAO
>>30789709>What happened here?Just a vault hunter entering Marcus's shop while fighting some bandits.
>>30789939Nah. He said "yo luego luego vi" it's like saying "I just saw it", it's improper casual spanish that cannot be literally translated, it's a contextual translation otherwise it would say "I then then see".
>>30786175Who is this Democratic Senator?
>>30784035Joe from Impractical Jokers has resorted to TikTok slop? Shame.
>>30784018born just in time to share on video over the internet your degenerate humiliating death to hundreds of thousands of people you do not know. Peak Boomer
>>30784521tough pizza delivery order
>>30786348The way this was written makes it look like a Brown person typed this. Something about it seems off.
>>30784466@ 0:52 you can see its only attached by a flap of skin. its been severed
>>30787283Looks like the fued is over now that he's buried the hatchet.
>>30790036Piss flaps for you sir?
>>30784475He found the secret Mario level!
>>30786501bro that was no video edit, god was showing you Bill in heaven, doing what he loves.
>>30784100How many buses and retarded old people are on this road?
>>30785332>Israel tortures mudslimesDon't make me start supporting Israel bro
>>30788232Jesus christ didn't know the entrails could do that.
>>30784333Are these videos flipped?
>>30791521no that's fucked up, wtf is wrong with these people?
>>30788392Shame this wigger nigger didn't die
>>30786330Please, please find a horse and let it kick you in the head. Prove us wrong.
>>30787143I remember it being not mom, but sister, and the kid had autism I think. She’s still a fucking retard for allowing randos in to buy a fucking ax, go to a PD or something. Smh
>>30786634>>30785574Retard
>>30791712Nice, I've only seen the censored version
>>30784118Felon who showed up pretending to buy the axe from the kid. Murdered him instead. In Prison for life now.
>>30788933is this really the only video? and I thoughts brazilians were one of the best at filming close ups to this kind of shit
>>30788979America? you must be smart...
>>30785921Doesnt look like it
>>30786330You must've already had yours caved in clearly, mong
>>30791040great for gyros
>>30787333>invaderI've been here since 2007
>>30791892>since 2007Exactly
>>30789751this is how cavemen think and the reason some of you guys are so easy to manipulate by populist politicians
>>30791856I'm surprised nothing else has popped up. 4chan anons are slacking lately.
>>30789518>>30788596>>30788573>>30788556>>30788511>>30788526>>30788405Never smoke a whole marijuana or this will happen to YOU
>>30785947>Meaningless dribble only a fool would fail to see through this nonsensethat's most of /x/ thoas the years go by I see more and more legitimately retarded people around here, like clinically diagnosed as dumb
>>30791511>>30791514>>30791521million tears
>>30784018Cock off 4 Bill.
>>30789653He was a musician, but he did funny vids/stuff on the internet too.
>>30787283May I axe you a question?
>>30784018made me think of this webm I made like a decade ago
>>30784518Did he just toss that lil nigga over the couch?
>>30784526Why did he do it latinx bros?
>>30791614She’s a muslim, they don’t have souls
>>30788403What's his endgame?
>>30791712Wow hadn't seen this angle yet. Seems like it's AI thoughbeit.
>>30792142brainrotted retard
>>30792145I agree, he is a massive zoomer homosexual.
>>30791712Fake
>>30784162Kys schizo faggot
>>30785826>t. East side Detroit negroe
>>30788994how the fuck is it comedy you fucking niggerseriously what the fuck is the joke? that some kid thought its ok grampa bill is just sleeping?anyone who finds it funny to see an old guy who masturbated to death would find it funny without the shit edit. but for people who are not retarded its kinda ruinedfuck you and your shit thread shit op i have no contribution
>>30785211lost
>>30787163Imagine being btfo by a manlet spic LMAOGood for him though
>>30792239
>>30792013Holy shit dude i remember it. It fucked the thread up everyone was just laughing. God even 4chan wasnt as nuts and getting angry and political back then. Hard nostalgia from an old summerfag, thanks buddy i needed it
>>30784279When I was 6, I died. I didn't know it at the tie, I was living in a shithole house that was covered in black mold. I had been to the hospital several times for passing out due to not being able to breathe. This one evening, I remember the ambulance lady telling me not to go to sleep. I looked right at her, then passed out. The next thing I remember was waking up in the hospital the next day. I sat up, everything hurt. Every nerve was on fire but what hurt most was my chest. Iy felt like I have been hit by a car. All I could do was lay back down and force myself back to sleep. I was a couple months later, we had moved to another shitty rental, and I started to remember things. Things that didn't make any sense to me at the time. People say, yo were dreaming, it was a dopamine hit from the NDE (Near Death Experience) Except, like I said, I was 6. I remember being in a place that was solid. Like any other room or space. I was taller than the people around me which was weird, I could see colors like I had never seen before. I am red/green color blind, so colors were amazing. I am also near sighted. Anything after about 5 feet and its blurry, but it wasn't. Everything as super colorful and clear as glass. And I was taller than the others around me. Today, I'm a little over 6ft tall and it was that perspective I saw. I didn't want to leave but i was being motioned to the right of me. I really didn't want to leave. I didn't have a choice, but I remember that where I was going seemed as colorful as a black and white tv in comparison. The last thing I remembered was that this world is a stage, what comes net is real. This, this whole place that we call being alive is a test, a stage, what you do here is just what you do. If you fuck that underage kid you can't later say you didn't. Steal and you can't deny it.. so live with what you can, as you can.
>>30791521this shit is just straight evil. honestly, far beyond "haha funny rekt" and just vile. disturbing and grim.
>>30792184The only thing fake is your mom telling you she loves you. 4 people got charged for what's in that video.
>>30791521They can find you for this you know. You won't think thy will until you are looking at the wrong end of a lot of punishment. I hate blacks, Indians, fucking natives and I would still never do this. Just a simple compassionate bullet..
>>30792013I was in that thread, you made everyone have good laugh.
>>30791511>>30791514>>30791521>>30791521is this how murderers are made?
>>30785571I hate horses so much
>>30784581mudSHIT's only reason is because he hates white people and can't control himself, just like all third worlders
>>30792555Most of them like whites.
>>30788526>>30788556spice/k2
>>30785332Based i hate leftyz and libshite and they are everywhere know.
>>30792624Is he ok? Looks like nerve gas poisoning.
>>30784118 >>30784581 >>30787143 >>30791717>the kid had autism I think>Autist was too based to pass natural selection.Okay.
>>30791712Thanks for posting. Also lol at zoomers who can’t tell what’s real anymore, have fun being braindrained schizo slaves
>>30791876Looks like some shit hole in Florida desu
>>30788838I hate shit, oh my fucking God I hate shit, I even hate my own shit, I just can't stand it.Buuuuuuuut, thats some yummy juicy ass (pardon the pun)
>>30788933For some reason this made me think on Ponk Floyd™ - The Thin Ice®
>>30791521Leave lil niggy alone bro. He will either turn out into a despicable nignog or troon out.Sad.
>>30787283Oh yeah, going off some jeet newspaper reports, the guy who got axed was apparently involved in a tractor accident that left either the daughter and/or wife of the guy swinging the ace, dead.It was ruled an accident or some shit, so the axed guy got off with a slap on the wrist, and that couldn't happen. Honor killing time!
>>30792384>Wanking fueled by overwhelming imagination power>No diaper >Turd working as a buttplugA real mean with real freedom
>>30785947>Meaningless dribble only a fool would fail to see through this nonsenseSTFU lizardfag
>>30784055that video is probably older than you and your whore mother.
>>30792919You rode the short bus to school, uh?
>>30787464Did you post everything in the thread? No? Then how do you think you can claim that? Retard.
>>30791712This was all over Xitter this morning
>>30792883>Opens video>No sound
>>30792624Why, sometimes, such deep wounds release little to no blood?
>>30789653forced e celeb. a zero talent nobody that figured if your gay act was just continuous cringey memes it would work. wont be missed
>>30784118imagine a country where you pay taxes for this spic to live in prison all his life
>>30786501I thought it was great, you're overthinking this one
>>30784248IS NAUTICAR NONSENSE SUM TING U WISH?
>>30792499I’m not the somali nigger who recorded herself beating her kids, pretty sure she went to prison
>>30792234VERY KINO
>>30790672Triggered snowflake sees a monkey and immediately seethes about politics. You seem soft.
