>>16532440Albert Speer the construction engineering guy.
>>16532455Boring choice
Genral Vlasov (yes, russians was nazis too)
Not a Nazi, but he is the architect of the German economic miracle.
>'stache man>scar man>psycho man>naive man
>>16532440The safefag choice lel
>>16532440Goring seems like the most bro-tier. You can't deny that, he's too cheerful and funny. But this seems like an all too obvious choice.
>>16532876Bros, I'm reading this guy's books right now. One of the most interesting men in the whole of the 20th century and almost no one knows his name.
>>16532953Goring is the only correct answer. Jolly fat heroin addict art thief with plenty of interesting ww1 fighter ace stories, plus he had a bunch of exotic animals and a medieval castle.
>invent gas vans>also work for Mossad
>>16533012Her certainly seems like the type of jolly and fun kind of fat guy. Not the gross kind of fat person that normal fat people are.
>>16533047Impressive desu
>>16532957Economists get drowned out unless they're liberals (or Keynes's punk liberalism) or the various communist retards, but it's always been the third way guys that figured out the paths that history shall remember. Without Schacht there is no Huey Long and no FDR.
He actually had his own official marching song too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzkp10zbgMA
The only good one, as far as I'm aware.
The smartest one obviously.
>>16533047makes perfect sense if you think about it ;)
>>16533229You accidently posted Manstein instead of Model whom you meant to post :)
>>16532876most underrated man of all of modern history.He proves you dont make a name by excellence, people prefer flashy or 'evil' actions.
The based choice
>>16532957which book? is it in english or german? has it been translated? which translation? should I read his others too?
The guy who built the space rocket
>>16532869In his manifesto it's pretty obvious he's not actually a Nazi so much as he is just an anti-Stalinist
>>16533707The Magic of Money right now, in English.
>>16532440the intellectual's choice
>>16532440Down with the SS!Down with the traitors from Munchen!Heil the oberführer from Berlin! Heil Stennes! https://youtu.be/FR_LKh8KKXo?si=hztSWzQmz_5neb6r
>>16532440forever in our hearts, for making the best medical atlas ever (due to endless piles of jewish and political-prisoner corpses available for reference), that even the most reluctant roasties have to use, as nothing even comes close.
Boat boy Karl Donitz because being a normal man surrounded by weirdos is a weird character archetype as wel
>>16533879everyone thinks that since he is only relevent for 21 days
>>16532953>>16533012Don't forget the model train for the autists
>>16532876IQ of 143 btw
>>16532440Unironically, he would have "won" the war. Or come the closest to winning. No declaring war on the USSR and likely no declaring war on the US. USSR keeps supplying the Axis with cheap materials and eventually cheap finished goods, and eventually the skies over Germany are cleared of the Bong menace. Then its likely the British do something stupid and go through with bombing Baku, and the USSR storms down into the Middle East.Around this time, Japan did Pearl Harbor because they are fucking retards. Of course, there is a possibility that FDR and friends just fake the declaration of war from Nazi Germany.However, by 1945 if the USAAF isn't over the skies of Germany, the British Parliament will have been forced to throw in the towel.
>>16534002Both he and Himmler actively tried to negotiate a peace behind Hitler's back to have a return to status quo with maybe the annexation of the Danzig Corridor any nothing else.
>>16534002he wouldnt ally with these unironic retards
>>16533879Donitz was without a doubt one of the best commanders of the entire war. Even with a small supply of u-boats he absolutely dominated the Atlantic channel and had a very high success rate in convoy raids up until the allies cracked their codes in 1943. Also his trial was a fucking sham since Nimitz blatantly admitted he launched unrestricted warfare as well.
>>16534044>Also his trial was a fucking sham since Nimitz blatantly admitted he launched unrestricted warfare as well.That's why he wasn't hangedHe had one of the few "fair trials"
>>16534002>USSR keeps supplying the Axis with cheap materialsUntil they realize Germany is completely dependent on them for fuel and food and will collapse the moment they embargo, and they do to prepare an invesion.And gorings precious lufwaffe is grounded just like in our timeline
>>16532440
>>16533124Schact was liberal though. The only problem is that most of his career gets overshadowed for his work for the Third Reich, where even then he was actually against the MEFO scheme and Nazi policy of public infrastructure.
>>16534190tell the class about him
>>16533124>Keynes's>liberalismMein nigger Keynes is the face of government intervention and meddling
>>16532876I read his autobiography in college (only half though as I didn't have time to finish it) and it baffles me how the Nazis ever let a guy like Schact into their inner circle, considering he was the exact embodiment of everything they hated:>Banker>Freemason>Bourgeois>Liberal>Plethora of Jewish friends>Weimar politician
>>16534215>Banker>Freemason>Burgeois>Liberal>Plethora of Jewish friendsTurns out those are the signs of a competent and intelligent guy.
>>16534215I still chuckle at that part of Table Talks where Hitler talks about how he "can't trust that freemason Schlacht, in how his eyes light up with money in front of him"
>>16534220Always have been.
>>16534002Didn't he want to stay allied with China instead of Japan? That alone would have been a good choice to avoid war with the US.
>>16534002>Of course, there is a possibility that FDR and friends just fake the declaration of war from Nazi GermanyNigga what
>>16534002Looking back we know the war would have never ended in an axis victory. You’d have to magically takes nukes out of the equation.
>>16534215Erm he’s one of the good ones thoughbeit or something
>>16534527Not really as germany never asked for US to surrender unconditionally, nor any of the allies besides maybe france.All they needed is to make the british throw the towel before 45 which It is not THAT far fetched though I am not sure exactly how they would have achieved that
>>16534527>>16534541the american will to fight was (and today it still is) pretty piss poor.Lets imagine the US get their way and attempt to open a western front in France in 1943 instead of africa and italy, and that fails abysmally, I don't think they'd be willing to continue the fight after that.
>>16534541>All they needed is to make the british throw the towel before 45 all they needed to do was win the war!! duh!!! why couldn't they figure it out like in my hoi 4 games!
>>16534679Are you retarded? I literally said I don't know how they would do that, and I was replying to a post about nukes specifically
>>16534219Putin isn’t a nazi you oinkrainian.
>>16532440>no less than 57 replies>the GOAT still hasn't been posted
>>16535498>le proof that midwits will take everything they hear at face valueImagine believing antisemitic memes so hard that even the niggas that authorized the oppression of the jews think you are a looney retard.
>>16535660>Imagine believing antisemitic memes so hard that even the niggas that authorized the oppression of the jews think you are a looney ret-ACK>Ayo, merch!
>>16535498This. Eternal Meme Overlord.
>>16533732Youre right, but if you on nazi side you are nazi cause you basically support things they did with russian population. I mean, become an axis collaborant after literally big nazi fuckup under da Moscow to build his own army based on SS to fight together with nazis against soviets and then when soviets literally fucked everyone he said: FUCK NO IM ANTINAZI LETS LIBERATE PRAGUE! Just bipolar guy
>>16532440After Hitler himself of course, its hard to chose between Goebbels and Hess.
>>16532440Based. He would totally play Warhammer 30k with sons of horus
>>16532876>desperately tries to get Hitler to consolidate before the economy explodes>Hitler literally started ignoring him in favour of goring >the situation was so grim that Hitlers own president of the reichsbank and economic minister quit his job and joined the resistance, and even took part in a plot to coup to try and save Germanyoof
>>16534200I think Heydrich is a pretty cool guy. Eh protects the Czechs and doesn't afraid of anything
>>16535988The more you read into the Nazis without any sort of bias on one side or another the more you realize it was Hitler and his gang that were the problem. The war was never viable and he needed to listen to his more defensively minded generals and Schacht instead of the retards, but then he himself was retarded.
>>16533012He also painted his nails, kinda gay tbqh
>>16533879I took a personality test to see which dictator I'd be and it was him
I love this tiny little nigga like you wouldn't believe it.
>>16532440The dead ones.
>>16535498>>16535709>>16533325Good picks!
>>16532876>Not a Nazi, but he is the architect of the German economic miracle.Out of all the Nazis IQ tested by G. M. Gilbert during the Nuremburg trials, Hjalmar Schacht scored 143. The highest.Second place was Arthur Seyss-Inquart at 141.
>>16532876He was so smart that he somehow got freed after the war and died free
>>16539294Best in the thread.Heil SS.
>>16539294
>>16539430Holy martyr.
>>16534002>"he would have won the war">or "won" at leastreally>this pigheaded epicurean>who orders new uniforms for every new appointment the Reich invents>keeps fucking eating oh my providence have you SSEEN him>Horsher chefs the continuing bane and business of the Hugo Boss tailors>eats so fucking much and so openly during RATIONING that Goebbels is obliged to verbally elbow him from the podium>keeps FUCKING eating>as a boy, escaped boarding school because the Master hit me waaaa>sold his violin for a train ticket back to mother>as a man, escaped the muddy trenches>finagled himself with help of a buttbuddy into the WW1 airforce without any actual flying ability or training>because credit is shared between pilot and gunner >and effectiveness is enhanced by skilled pilots in the wing>Goering gets kills to his name despite being an absolute nincompoop>gets the same buttbuddy to recommend him for Pour le Merite>poses for a photograph with "Red Baron" Richthofen's cane>"why yes, I am the true Leader of the Flying Circus, why do you ask">only because all the other legends are dead >and you have no shame cramming your pigfeet in their boots>did crystal night without thinking that the heebs already bought insurance >making the untermench race even richer at the expense of German insurance>ffs stop trying to help you're killing us>given the Luftwaffe but didn't improve it>you can't improve on perfection>and not one bomb will reach the Ruhr>MeyerTootToot.wav>Minister of Forestry >permits a badger farm to release all its stock>"to enrich the wildlife">they have been enriching the German wilderness as an apex invader ever since>washbear liebensraum>july1945>Goering leaves Berlin>hoping to reunite with all the loot he's collected>Bormann his political enemy takes advantage of his absence to slander him to Hitler>Goering loses the Reichchancellery the Fuhrer promised him earlier>because he tried to keep his cake and eat it
>>16539461Mental illness.
>>16539118They are all dead anon
>>16539294>best nazi>the chicken man>copied Hitler's stache for drip>spent nearly his whole Reich career inventing medals bc for drip>still wasn't recognized as a POW bc s ö y face Prime>beyond all help of drip>personally investigating fringe science and hocuspocus to support blood and soil theory>sent out scholars to coopt prehistoric Indo-European ur-art for same>beloved Fuhrer saw him as nothing but an escapee from /x/>continues sucking Fuhrer's glockenspiel anyway>Jan1945>War is past winning>Fuhrer delirious with denial>hoping on hailmary Wunderwaffe and Volkssturm schemes>in this hypercope state of mind Fuhrer appoints Himmler to Weischsel Army Group>Himmler insists on commanding from a train with only one phoneline>insists on a massage before work>4 hours work>and naps>results as expected>Fuhrer furious>how the hell do you lose to Slavs
My fighter Ace fanboyism has been awakened. I love me my Has-Joachim Marseille. He just did not give a fuck, constantly broke DA RURRUs, but managed to charm the pants off of everything with flawless charisma. He'd be a blast to drink with, and if he didn't turn around on those bailed defections, we might have had him for the long life he deserved. That's not including his actual flying abilities. Reckless and insane, but he was outpacing every Ace for how short his career was. There's some wild reads, look at if you're interested.
>>16539346He was an academic prodigy, quite literally.
>>16539893He was too aggressive, just a matter of time before he got himself killed.He was a flamboyant turbochad to be sure though.
>>16539461>permits a badger farm to release all its stockThat sounds fucking based, dunno what you're upset about.
>>16534196>opposed public infrastructureThough I don't like many of the Nazi aesthetic goals, this was one of the more admirable things they did in complete defiance of finance nerds. If the state or rich people don't build public infrastructure, without profitability being their endgame, society simply becomes an unlivable shithole where we isolate ourselves from our communities. It's one of the things socialists the world over, Soviets and Americans of the Guilded Age and later FDR deeply understood. One of the few cringe things about Schacht desu.
If I have learn about him earlier, I would have gone full out on aerospace engineering.
Even lefty political philosophers cite Schmitt and are forced to recognize his influence, he's probably the most important figure in 20th century political science.
It's a bit of an love/hate relationship with me and Robert Ley because of his NSDAP organisations books.Nigga really didn't need to keep tweaking the political uniforms in 1943.
Leni Riefenstahl
>>16539461Did Göring personally bomb your grandma or something, jesus christ
>>16532440For me, its Stroheim
>>16545141There's a photo of her naked tits on her Wikipedia page
>>16535846It's weird that Hess got life sentence whereas Speer (whose was worse) got off fairly easy (20 years prison), all because the Soviets wanted a way to spy on West Berlin.
>>16533879Dönitz was a weirdo too, though. He wasn't even an opportunist - he was a true believer in whatever the dominant political narrative was at any given time. Before Hitler, he was a mainline Christian Democrat who worked for the Weimar Republic and thought of Britain as an ally to Germany. When Hitler was in power, Dönitz was a fanatical war hawk who was happy to lose not only 30,000 German sailors, but both of his own sons at sea for Hitler's sake and gave speeches denouncing the Jews using language that would have made Goebbels blush. And then after the war, after he was released from prison, he worked with the British and the Americans and said he had never been a Nazi.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp9vUYTfAuU
>>16539893What about Rudel? He was a fucking beast.>On 8 February 1945, Rudel was badly wounded in the right foot, and landed inside German lines as his radio operator shouted flight instructions. Rudel's leg was amputated below the knee.>He returned to flying on 25 March 1945. He claimed 26 more tanks destroyed by the end of the war.>He was credited with the destruction of 519 tanks, severely damaging the battleship Marat, as well as sinking a cruiser (incomplete and heavily damaged Petropavlovsk), a destroyer (the Leningrad-class destroyer Minsk) and 70 landing craft. Rudel also claimed to have destroyed more than 800 vehicles of all types, over 150 artillery, anti-tank or anti-aircraft positions, 4 armored trains, as well as numerous bridges and supply lines. Rudel was also credited with 9 aerial victories, 7 of which were fighter aircraft and 2 Ilyushin Il-2s. He was shot down or forced to land 30 times due to anti-aircraft artillery, was wounded five times and rescued six stranded aircrew from enemy-held territory.
>>16546094The truth is Germans, and especially Prussians like him, are much more like Russians and slavishly "Asiatic" in temper than they like to let on. It's not their fault, obviously --- it's just that the dominant lens of expression in Germany is the herrvolken beaten-wife peasant-orc who follows every rule to the letter, instead of the abject scoundrel as it is in Britain and France.
how did nobody pick hitler yet
>>16546121I've met a lot of Germans like that. What sets them apart from every other nation in the world is that they're fanatically loyal to authority. Russians are loyal out of fear, apathy or self-interest, but Germans are loyal out of nature.
>>16546130Because history discussions on the internet are a gentleman's agreement to not bring up Hitler until you absolutely have to. We all operate under the assumption everyone else is all Hitler'd out already.
>>16545878Don't get me wrong I'm not some sort of stormfag but I genuinely feel bad for Hess. It feels like his whole life was characterized by getting massively fucked over by others' political whims.
>>16532485Based>>16532440I still like uncle Adi the most
For me, it is the Strassers. Putting the socialism into national socialism.
>>16534215no wonder he walked free after the nuremberg process
>>16546839One nazbol girl to this nigga
Goebbels, Goebbels, Goebbels.
>>16532440Unironically
>>16547797Why
>>16547800He has a lot of funny conspiracy theories related to him. And because he didn't survive long enough to go full schizo, it makes it more funny to play around with
>>16535498This. The only Nazi ever killed despite not even being accused of committing murder or invasion.
>>16547878>The science is settled!
>>16539294>he will never give you a tour of his wizard castleWhy live?
>>16545253His person offends me.The gross complacency of a satisfied slug.Evil is not banal, like that journo alleged; only Goering.
>>16533047Gas vans were invented by a jew Isaj D. Berg
>>16548159I unironically feel bad for Himmler that everyone made fun of his obsession with paganism and witchcraft and only engaged in it to appease him. I would have listened to him and told him how cool it is. >>16548284>stop having fun!
>>16532440me
>>16532440It is a tie between Rosenberg and Darre. Esser is second and probably Feder is third.
>>16546540Even the Nazis mocked him. He asked his party comrades to send him a handful of soil from somewhere in Germany, so he could put the handfuls around his son's crib "so that he would grow up around German soil" or something like that. Goebbels sent him a bag of shit.Eventually even Hitler personally distanced himself from him and his power in the party was merely decorative.
>>16549509Why was Goebbels such a cunt bros? That's just a fucked up thing to do.
>>16549509Imagine being the weird autist around nazis, must've sucked ass.
>>16535498>the bolsheviks will hang you>Purim 1946
>>16546130Because Hitler shot and killed the leader of Nazi Germany.
>>16550012Name 1 Nazi who wasn't a weird autist.
>>16550099I am saying that even the weird autists consider you a weird autist, even more so than others.
Against all odds
>>16532440I don't like any of the Nazis. They are evil and killed people. I enjoyed listening to some of Goebbels speeches when learning German although.
>>16532876>he is the architect of the German economic miracleYou mean Fritz Reinhardt?
>>16550733Hell yeah
>the original "Ghost of Kiev"
>>16537929Same lmao
>>16545371>BBBBBBBAKAMONOGA!!!>DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI!
>>16532485I still remember the scum gang posting.
>>16548799>stop having fun!>lmao goddimRead more niche histories, then pick better Nazis.
>>16533719Under appreciated.
>>16552166I'm not even the one who picked him as my favorite Nazi (he isn't), I just pointed out that you're disproportionately angry.
