Nothing better than a good spitroasting. Skewered from both ends, turned around slowly to sweat on all sides. Not primitive like a campfire nor feminine like an oven. A real man’s cooking method.
>>16538203>bbqueen gets his tabs mixed up and posts to the wrong boardmany such cases everthoughbeit
a REAL man eats his meats RAW. You are a SISSY.
I've never had it, where can I get this?
>>16538203Spitroasting is better when you cook just one muscle group instead of a whole animal and when you also marinate/brine the meat.
>>16538223'merica
>>16538203i prefer steaming my men
>>16538203For me it is spitroasting over an earthen pit, makes a perfect roasted pig every time
>>16538203lmaoo you mean it’s an actual cooking method??? wtf no wayyy holy fucking fuck
>>16538203You tried this earlier on /ck/ and rightly got banned for it
>>16539340obsessed
>>16538219>eating lesser beingsI only eat professors and models.
>>16540022You eat €5 Carrefour cheese and Croat sushi.
>>16540022>appeal to authority professors don’t know any better they only spew propaganda
>>16538203I understand this is a shitpost but it would be a good thread for /ck/ on the diversity of ancient cooking methods
>>16538203clearly you don’t own an air fryer >>16539340who cares, faggot
>>16540035>>16540040What color is your serving platter? Let me guess, silver.Pshhh...mine's "silverY"...Platinum, G shit. Pshhh....
>>16538203If you eat pork your body is unclean and the spirit of God cannot dwell in you.
>>16538203it’s haram
>>16538203Your wife loves it too.
i was today years old when I found that spitroasting had vulgar connotations
>>16540889Thus good, noble and enjoyable.
>>16538203do people still spit on their meat as it cooks? kinda gross like how the chinese spit on their meat buns