Can we get a thread for Cooper, /fa/‘s qt finance bro and VP of his frat?
literally who
>>2566456the brother of a tiktok whore
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>>2566459
>>2566449>>2566458>>2566461stop spamming this fuggly zoomer frat whoar allover 4chin, /fa/ /fit/ /hm/ /x/ etc., he's never gonna be a thing like the zoomer twunks in picrel, kys.
>>2566449>>2566456>>2566458>>2566459>>2566461This guy looks like Erik Estrada in 1979, and we know from experience how he turned out.
>>2566585should cooper lay off on the cigarettes and alcohol?
>>2566586At least he's drinking Coors, 99% water. Also should lay off wearing underwear with swim trunks. All I'm saying is he better enjoy it while he's got it, one day, like Erik, he'll wake up a troll.
>>2566587what’s the issue with wearing underwear with his swimsuit?
>>2566592swim trunks have liners, which negate the need for underwear. Have you ever been in the water?
>>2566585>>2566586>>2566585>Eric Estrada c.1979 vibesI'm clearly not only dude that thinks he's Latino,and yeahh givin off some definite Estrada - Ponch vibes lol
>>2566594maybe he doesn’t want his bulge to show through his swimsuit, ever thought about that?>>2566596there’s no way he isn’t latino
>>2566449>>2566586>>2566585Captcha: HVJ HJ
>>2566601they don’t even look alike
>>2566449>>2566503>>2566585>>2566598Cooper - Poncharelli vibes fr fr no cap
>>2566615cute!
>>2566620kek
>>2566449moarrr Coop
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>>2566716coopie tum
>>2566717side boob
>>2566716>>2566718based>>2566717uhhh yhhh ... not his best pic
>>2566720you don’t like his tummy?
>>2566721Looks like the other million or so transgender mutants on the internet
>>2566586No, he would look hotter with a beer belly
>>2566761this is what a real man looks like
>>2566763can someone AI generate that
>>2566764Ok, we've had enough of you posting self pics. Either post the dick or GTFO.
>>2566766why do you need to see his dick
>>2566771Because this is a porn board, if I wanted to see fully dressed twinks, I'd go to AE's website.
>>2566764very effay and quizzically cool Coop omg>>2566771coy lil latino cocktease
Sounds like someone got rejected and is trying to cope. Post dick or gtfo.
>>2566917stop hating
>>2566918>"le tigre">pout squint n growlgrrrrrrrr
>>2566918Ugoo still baiting.... dick or GTFO
>>2567010suck on this, faggot
>>2567012Those fake addis? Those saggy ass old dollar store socks? Those knobby knees? Those wrinkled up wal mart shorts? (no sign of a bulge at all in those shorts) Those wish beats headphones?Please, I beg you for clarification on what I'm supposed to suck on.Due to the lack of any signs of a penis, I'm going to bet you're trans.
>>2567014You’re mocking him because you’re jealous. He actually has an incredibly lucrative career and has worked very hard to build up his fortune!
Post as many pics of his feet as you can.
>>2567017And he still won’t fuck you so get over it.
>>2567017Honestly, I've never concerned myself with what others have, because I don't care. But back to the original point, this is a porn board, this limp wrist has yet to post anything remotely related to porn, so this is spam. Jannies should have banned this user several days ago.
>>2566449>>2566771>>2567104>/hm/Cooper is a "handsome man".
>>2567115>/hm/ is for sharing porn.
>>2567115>>2567118uhhh ... fratbro Coop is porn
WeirdChamp
>>2567017the guy in the middle is cute, can you post more of him?
>>2567302no. coopie’s friend is not for lewd
>>2567304do you have any pictures where his belly is covered in cum? like an unreasonable amount of shiny pearly jizzum running between his abs and pooling in his navel, gradually overflowing from the motion of his deep panting breaths so that it drizzles down his sides like icing on a bundt cake? maybe a series of pics where he reaches down and smears the cum all over his chest and then runs his sticky fingers through his hair, leaving it standing on end with gummy white globs hanging between the blond spikes?
>>2567317i’m sending this to his parents.
>>2567330i doubt his parents would have those sorts of pictures and even if they did they probably wouldn't share, but i suppose it's worth asking. ty
>>2567331ryan is significantly older than coopie and basically an old man. ew.
>>2567333if he's an old man then i want to be the hospice orderly who gives him a sponge bath every day and helps him go to the bathroom. i want to be the one he sexually harasses and casually masturbates in front of as the dementia takes hold. if he rips his catheter out i am ready, willing, and able to put it back in. ever so gently. tenderly, lovingly
>>2567017who's the pajeet zoomer
>>2566586He's got that young look. Lots of these guys try to age themselves so they're not getting carded in their 30s.
>>2566586shouldn't matter whether he sips a lite or pounds back a two-four of 11% beer from canada eh, they'll all mask the taste of the Rohypnol...
>>2569069cooper is not for rape, anon!
Fuck this spic
>>2569121if beer and drugs don't get his shorts off, a small easy to conceal billy club tap on the back of the head will
>>2566586who is he and why do I have this incredible urge to track him down and fuck him?
>>2569275cooper rovenstine. do it!
>>2569279oh. must have been a ten year old pic. he looks so old now.
>>2569281are you looking at the right coop? he still looks young
>>2566449There is but one Cooper, and it is Anderson.
>>2570181>corn rows exceedingly bad for promoting hairline recession, and very weird on non-black person
>>2570821who tops
>>2570822Neither... 2 headed dildo, they scissor the night away
>>2570188very hot on a white guy IMO...
>>2570821Is Cooper natty? I know a lot of roid guys try to get their friends into their perverted methods.
>>2570181>>2570821first of all: he actually looks way hotter with the cornrows. it barely even looks like the same guy, in the other pic he looks like he's in his 40ssecondly, i wanna nurse on his friend's big juicy tiddies holy fuck, i wanna squeeze em too but i'd be afraid the nips would pop out like pic related, those things are swollen and ready to burst
>>2570821Coop's orange Vans slip-ons are dope af and his cowboy buddy's massive pecs are sooo hooot fuuuuck.
>>2566620>>2566721>>2566764>>2566771Coop is love uwu
>>2566587it's definitely a millennial/zoomer thing to wear compression shorts or briefs under swim suit. No idea whyt. zoomer
>>2572706cooper is so fucking fat
>>2572706My god.. that receding hairline. What in the actual fuck happened?
>>2566449>cooper rovenstineugly dude
>>2572841He's a NW1. You people are insane.
Who mogs?
>>25756023,1,2
>>2572841literally perfect density
>>2575602this is why i lift
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>>2579412Are those bruises on his forehead?
>>2580284Yes, it's from birds flying into it, because it is so large
>>2580869take it to reddit, they have a "13 or 30" section, but they might accept a "15 or 50" submission as a novelty
>>2580869How do I get a thick neck?
>>2566503How is it that zoomers look so much alike???? Every race of them look like clones.
WHO? I swear zoomers are just making up people now
>>2579476what the actual fuck is that
>>2584447Thats the guy from the tshirt commercial.
What happened to this guy?
>>2591842sucking ghost dicks
>>2586798this guy pulls
>>2598870who the fook is that guy?
>>2566449Can we get actual leaks or nude pictures of this man, for god sake!
>>2607000if he had any, it would've already been posted. Not everybody puts their dick on the internet.
Are you taking Cooper or his brother?
>>2566449Who is this guy anyway
>>2612162A self promoting nobody
please at least tell me if you're cut. If you're uncut w/ cheesehead, I can quit checking his thread.
