Husband material
>slobby but kind hearted guy who is also horny-minded, adjusts his cock and balls all the time etc>lovable gym meathead dedicated to his craft, likes cuddles & cooking>hippy surfer type with hippy parents independently wealthy sort of nudists, musician etc
give my big beefy dad
The best kind of husband really understands you no matter how gruff and tough he might appear to others.
>>2573110
>>2573207yes please
>>2573110>>2573207>>2573365>saved.jpgfuckthese guys are really hot
So... you have to be bearded and a 'completely given up on life' build to be considered "husband material" on 4chan? That seems to be the theme of the thread. Should also be pretty easy to find, since obese bearded guys are very common in the US.
>>2573485You're a joyless cunt lol
>>2573500Actually not. The guys in this tread are a common sight, husband material should be something less common and boring, not something you see on the daily. You bunch of plain ass white fags. >>2573485Also forgot erectile dysfunction, goes hand in hand with being obese with heart problems and low testosterone, which is evident by the prevalence of large bellies in this thread.
"pick me pick me please!"
>>2573506>husband material should be something less common and boringI would be seriously interested in seeing diverse husband material pics and descriptions
>>2573485>>2573506>>2573551This was a fine thread until crap like this came along. If you don't like it, move along.
Would you husband?
>>2573687but i like it, i was making fun of those other picke me up anons complaining about the fine men in the thread
>>2573736Oh sorry, my bad. I picked you up wrong.
>>2573687Your opinion means nothing to anyone here, go back to redit where you can get some points.
>>2573727Well, I see ol completely flat front like a Ken doll shorts finally made it to another thread.
>>2573759The same applies to cunts like you coming in here ruining threads. Stfu and fuck off
>>2573671i would do the "trad wife" shit for this man
>>2573671>>2573672I swear, like 90% of tradies are just droo dead gorgeous. Even the ones with body types or features I dont generally find hot, are hot.
>>2573808Fuck, I'd join you. He is a god
I'd be his trophy wife, raise his kids and suck his fat cock while he rough fucks me in the shower and slaps my ass when he goes to work
>>2574354>I'd be his trophy wife, raise his kids and suck his fat cock while he rough fucks me in the shower and slaps my ass when he goes to workI know this is a big fantasy for a lot of gay gays but like...the amount of more dominant men that actually want this is incredibly low. Anyone actually experience a relationship like this or are we all just larping?
>>2573485no, look closer. these guys aren't just fat, they have a fat distribution which is highly masculine and accentuates prototypical male body shape.they have masculine, strong, but kind-appearing faces.they are wearing things that signal physical aptitude and ability to secure resources (tradie uniforms, trucks etc).this is the 'strong provider' phenotype, it's very popular with women and gay men because (according to one's primate brain) it balances propensity for loyalty with sexual aggression and fertility.some people have different attractions, like preferring men who seem smart and sneaky, or feminine twinks. But it all comes down to your brain settling on a certain strategy to maximize reproductive success (and it won't work because most posters on this board have a brain defect causing homosexual attraction, myself included)
>>2574416Your only brain defect is retardation
>>2574416Crap like this should be in gay shitposting. Brain-dead pseudo-intellectuals always pollute these threads
>>2574358Larping, no such things actually happen. "Dominant" men have no reason to stick to a single partner, much less someone that ages, as the demand and supply is vastly skewered in their favour.Something that obviously is not the case for straight people, where this happens slightly more often (yet never as much as they wish to claim) as the market is entirely different.A mildly okay looking man that happens to be an actual top and somewhat dominant can change bottom whores like he changes shirts, with none of the burdens or responsibilities taking care of an overly-dependant, pathetic "submissive" person would entail, but all of the benefits.
>>2574416this is the most retarded shit i've ever read here holy fuck how do you people come up with shit like this kek
>>2574358Basic guy thing; eat fuck sleep. Gay bears or muscled gays and tops do this, the ones that like smaller or fems and twinks definitely like the whole "trophy wife" aspect. Keeping a man isn't hard either, feed him, suck his cock, wash his clothes and prove to him you are useful and he keeps you. Fail and he'll find another to fuck. Simple and direct.
This >>2574486proof: see>>2574583Delusional larping at best
>>2574767Fag with no husband or bf, based
>>2574354based and redpilled>>2574416Ignore the coping bitter gaycels, you are completely correct. It's the perfect middle road between "I want to hold hands and cuddle with this adorable wholesome man" and "I want this hypermasculine brutish man to destroy my prostate and breed me".>>2574486>>2574767Love yourself a little more anon, please.
>>2575142Now that's more like it, I'd breed the fuck out of his cute little furry pink hole
>>2574146>>2575144Who are these gods?
Ideal husband = kind of like a clone of myself. Short 5'6" or less. Introvert. Not interested in the superficial aspects / consumerism in modern life. Not corporate or entrepreneur maybe a bit alternative. Sort of like a twin brother as monogamous husband I guess.
>>2575205Anon,I’m 5 foot 7. 110 lbs. 27 years old. introverted and socially awkward. Entrepreneur because it lets me work from home (web dev business). I enjoy gardening and firearms, basically my only hobbies. I should raise chickens for meat and eggs. Do you want to chat? Email me; matthew7046@gmail.com
>>2575205>Ideal husband = kind of like a clone of myselfgays in a nutshell K E KEK
>>2575253Nice of you to reach out anon, but I'm all good thanks
>>2575205>>2575264I have a younger brother and we get along *fine* but never especially close, which is normal I know. It has taken me a long time to come to terms with our differences. Therefore, the idea of a twin or clone as an ideal friend, companion, intimate other *does* appeal to me and always has. But it can only be a fantasy.
>>2575280you must be very new to the gay lifeliterally a newfag
>>2575280>>2575344Wait does ideal husband equal ideal sex partner? As anon above says, husband is *provider* and *protector*. Whereas sex partner is *hot* . Are they the same? That is, daddy issues for example same or different to ideal husband?
>>2575647I don't see why they can't be the same? Why do guys think that men can't both be attractive and good husband material?
Anons.1. Are you fully "out"?2. Do you want a husband or a series of relationships / hookups?3. Do you believe there is "your person", or is it a societal myth?
>>25758741. kinda yea2. an ongoing relationship with a partner3. i do believe there's someone exactly for me and i've found a couple, but distance is a bitch
>>2575205>Ideal husband = kind of like a clone of myself.god I fucking hate that 99% of gays think like that because all the men I find attractive are like the total oposite of me. The only thing I want my partner to have in common with me are interest, physically and personality I want someone that's very different of me.
>>2575205>Ideal husband = kind of like a clone of myselfWell, at least you admit it.
>>2575275a faggot that matches your criteria pitches up and you reject him. lol why?
>>2577649Need this handsome werewolf daddy to breed me on the daily
>>2574174that's cause they're mostly whites and white guys are attractive in average
>>2578114Cody LaRose
on the left
>>257708010/10 I would love to snuggle with him every night, cook for him, and go on vacations all over the world.
>>2575134My man, soon to be husband, is simple; he wants to fuck, he fucks and breeds me, hungry? I feed his needs, I do the chores and he rewards me. Men are simple to keep, provider is something aligned with it. Point here is; husband material is to each their own. My tall 6"3' bear is soft and loving but also I'm a 6" normal guy, he's hefty and I'm lean.
>>2580746>My tall 6"3' bear is soft and loving but also I'm a 6" normal guy, he's hefty and I'm lean.amazing, lucky mfer. when will it be my turn aaaaaa fuck
>>2573485Another pretentious queen who wont even look at someone if they dont have a six pack and aren't fully shaven.
>>2575280wish these men would spit roast me
>>2580758Its not all great and it wasn't easy. He's a guy, misogynistic and yes he's assertive but he also sweet and caring. He will get aggressive with stuff that bothers him but never takes it out on me. I've stood my ground, take nothing and he is sweet towards me whenever I tend to his emotions and treat him like a person. Most men are brought up to not feel and such, so he adores and LOVES how I won't treat him badly for feeling. We both are big on eating lots, him for his gains and gym, me for my active life style.And yes the sex is him on top, he's not rough but stern and he likes how I have a lean body with some muscle but also not skeleton. Love when he spoons me cause he's a warm body and I'm a cold oneAnon you'll get there, there IS HOPE, but not on here desu. Only here to gawk at handsome men and show the bf "I like his beard, what you think?" BFF has salt pepper beard and he's such a handsome guy, the eyes do it for me, green and pretty
>>2575647>provideryou're a man too, you can provide for yourself>protectoryou can't bear his children, why should he protect you?>hotthis is the only reason a guy can be husband material
>>2577080The man of my dreams
>>2580776>Love when he spoons me cause he's a warm body>BFF has salt pepper beard this just makes the other stuff not matter at all. when he spoons you, does he put his big hairy arm over your neck and puts one leg over you like trying to constrict you like a hug?
>>2573110his smile melts my cold heart
>>2580798He puts his beefy arm around my chest, breaths at my neck and ear and snores when he sleeps. And even after 7 yrs his snores are annoying. He puts his leg between mine or over and is possessive when I move. I do like when he grabs my hips and lines up to have me on his lap. When he fucks, it's mild now because we know each other. He can go from soft kisses and his hands at my face and he can go from make out to grabbing my ass. I very much LOVE when he mounts me, my legs at his waist or at his chest but it hurts me since I'm not bendy. Riding him is hard because my cock is longer and big but his thick girth cock hurts if he doesn't take it easy.
>>2580838i envy you, fucker. fuck you. fuck.
>>2575193first one is king tommy (@kingscaybay39 on twitter.)second one is emir boscatto, he did a lot of porn for men at play.>>2573110this is mine. >blue collar sleazy-ish daddy with grey hair, hairy & lean body but with a bit of that dad slobbiness(tm), possessive & a little controlling, will let me worship his dick when he comes home from work, confident & masculine. bonus points if he's the type that will fuck me while his friends watch (but don't touch.)
>>2580951He reminds me of the guy who played Eagleton Ron on Parks and Rec.
>>2581029Bryan from "The Full English". Shame he never made any other videos.
built like buzz lightyear
>>2577080Any chance someone knows the name?
>>2581096i wanna play with his tits
>>2580942More than lucky really, I've worked hard to keep a man and he's worked hard to keep me. It's not just fucking and playing house. We have our careers and live together. Perks help but they aren't just that. Have hope but also get off these boards, I'm here to browse and compare
>>2581207fuck you
>>2582295My husband to be fucks me good, thanks for the reminder anon. He says hi BTW ;)
>>2575264Fucking. seriously. The joke writes its fucking self.
>>2582376wtf are you doing here trying to flex your corny ass bf? this has to be the most retarded pathetic anon i've come across
>>2580746I fucking envy you so much
>>2584933
>>2585586You'll find your guy in time anon, don't be morbid
>>2580951I'm literally married to a guy like this, minus "his friends watch". but he is ok about me trying something with one of his friends because he wants to give me more experience. But I don't want it, I need only him.
>>2573485>Feminine dainty faggot rejecting masculine traits, likely in response to being rejected by these kind of men irlSour grape-y af
>>2586346morbid as in obese, or morbid as in weird?
>>2586511you should preferably be neither. don't worry faggot, you'll find a guy who will love you like his life depends on it in no time.
ok?
>>2580803I'm in love. Sauce?
>>2577080sauce?
>>2586575@fishybawls on twitter
>>2580962You mean Sam Elliot?
>>2581071Do you have link to his video?
>>2581098Unfortunately, I agree.
>>2588412Husband who dresses like this. Likes to get his dick out for fun cause he knows I like seeing him do it.
we do not care bro
>>2575874>1. Are you fully "out"?Yes>2. Do you want a husband or a series of relationships / hookups?I've never wanted even a relationship beyond a guy I can grab drinks with and fuck. I always find myself in relationships though. You hang out with someone too long and end up getting attached and before you know it, he's cooking for you, doing your laundry, cleaning your place, and telling you he wants you to start being monogamous, among other things.>3. Do you believe there is "your person", or is it a societal myth?You're not destined by some supernatural force to be with anyone, but everyone who wants a relationship has a type they're compatible with.>>2574358It does happen, but the top is not going to be monogamous for long, if at all.
>>25758741. yes2. why not both? (i have both)3. i think the idea that there is a singular soul mate out there for each of us to find is a myth. i do think it's possible to be deeply compatible with someone and form a relationship where you are each other's "person." your best friend, your partner, and a source of growth and joy. i think almost everyone is capable of this, even people (like me) who lived many years thinking it was not possible for them
>>2589545to clarify: i have a husband and several hookups per year. i'm not interested in polyamory or any kind of of romantic/committed relationships with anyone other than my husband
>>2589546Married to a man and still sleeping around with other men, nothing says unhappy failing marriage more than that, Just get divorced and remove the need for sneaking around.
>>2589546that's just fucking pathetic, sounds stupid asf
I want a pilot husband. We could travel together. The only issue would be him cheating when he's away lol
>>2589690Check the reflection in his glasses compared to the background kek
>>2587628your finna be extra loooose if you married him
>>2589842idk anon, he doesn't seem abnormally thick. still hot anyway.
>>2589546Hot. This sounds like the perfect arrangement for me
>>2589558>>2589559i’m not sneaking around, and we are both quite happy. go be bitter at someone else
still cringe asf, go back to twitter and poly reddit
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beyond mid, your bar is in hell
>>2591189>midcommit sudoku, kid
>>2591199he's rightthey're all fat and crusty, and look weird in generalpic related is MUCH MUCH better <3
>>2573506>husband material should be something less common and boring, not something you see on the daily. You bunch of plain ass white fags. IMO it should be something that can attend your needs. Not everyone needs different and exotic. >>2575138To me would be perfect
>>2598042I want him to rape me in a bathroom stall
>>2577080>>2580782>>2581099>>2586620Reminds me of this Insta daddy @the.spiritbody.architect
>>2574416Man is spitting straight facts
>>2573727Idk, maybe like a boyfriend but not sure if husband material yet
>>25758741. Fully out2. Want a husband, got a partner & on my way to marrying him3. No one will ever 100% align with your preferences; just be open minded, willing to make some compromises and you can make itPic unrelated
>>2598483Unf
>>2573671oh my god
>>2591184>>2591185>>2591186>>2591187I'd make passionate love with him and then snuggle all night with his cum leaking out of me
>>2598483explainalso how long did it take you to find "the one"
>>2598609Over 10 years to find him. On Grindr. He accidentally tapped me. We got talking and after a few weeks met. After a few months in moved into a proper relationship. Semi-open as we live apart (work reasons) but I rarely ever fuck other guys. He's not perfect and neither am I and we've had ups & downs but we have enough in common that there's love there for one another. It just works.Pic kinda related: he has this body type with a similar cock, but has a big bushy beard and long hair.
>>2598617lucky mf, i just can't do it with the polyamory and open relationships that most faggots want, but kudos to you anon
>>2587607Amazing that a specimen as perfect is this is jerking off in videos on the internet instead of starring in movies, but that's personality disorder for you I suppose.
>>2598648>personality disorderno, he just lives in a poor country (argentina)
>>2598617love is not there if you fuck other people. period.
>>2598618>i just can't do it with the polyamory and open relationships that most faggots want>>2598694good to see faggots who are respectful.
>>2598423Perfect face, perfect body, and prefect cock. I need him to fuck me and breed me in every room of our house. I'll be waiting on my knees when he gets home from work, and he'd walk through the front door then unzip his fly then throat fuck me til he cums. How do I find a man like this that will let me be his cumdump bf?
>>2598716?
>>2598694you are very plainly wrong. do you know how much you sound like the "it's not marriage if it's not between a man and a woman" people
>>2598783no correlation at all. seething bc you know he's right
>>2598814i'm doing fine, but somehow i've never quite gotten used to how confident people can be in their ignorance. it's mystifying
>>2577075Fags am I right?
The best parts about threads like these is that they always devolve into either someone writing some lowbrow tier fanfiction about their married life (and somehow every single retard going into a seething spiral despite Z E R O proof save the aforementioned fanfiction) or mentally ill porn addicts (not to be confused with people randomly enjoying porn) posting shit you'd find in shitty captioned tumblr feeds.It truly showcases the extent of insanity loneliness can make detached fucks reach.
>>2599108Who is he?
>>2599775Kek well said, people really love to ruin threads that could be decent but then they end up drawing the attention of weirdos ands freaks and the thread earns a negative reputation and people blame the OP even tho this wasn't their intention :(
>>2599775incredibly but not surprising ironic comment, never die 4chan
>>2600167I don't think you understand what irony is. Nor do you have enough handling of the english language to properly convey your point.
>>2601147you have to be 18 to post on this board
>>2603367Perfect
I found my new daddy https://onlyfans.com/dilfjohnson
Derek Martin aka deekaestheticsCertified cutie and completely snuggle worthy
>>2586469Not that anon but as a feminine dainty faggot who wants to be cuddled and/or manhandled by the kinds of dudes being posted in this thread I take offense to that. I came here to jerk it to cute guys not to get engrossed in dumbass culture war shit for the millionth time this week.
>>2604060i miss when he looked like this, and made these slutty little thumbnails with huge dick prints for his otherwise regular-ass fitness videos. we all knew he would transition to porn eventually
>>2604091like, come on
>>2604030Anon, go whore out your fucking onlyfans on /soc/ or kys
>>2604091>>2604092I think he looked fine both ways. He just look more comfy as he is now
>>2599775God, I'd love a brown iranian bf with red feet so fucking much. You can tell by his juicy ass that he has a nice personality too.
>>2575264>hates gay people>goes on the gay sex boardwhat was this guys goal
>>2604060i do think hes hotter chubby but not a fan of the shaved head. i think hes a conservitard anyways so who cares
>>2605821?what does what that anon said made it imply he hates gays ?
>>2605868i had a stroke trying to read this
i think you might be retarded, get well soon
>>2607434>>2607440Oh fuck they cuddly lookin'
>>2607440Adorable. Do you have more pics of him?
>>2575874>3. Do you believe there is "your person", or is it a societal myth?Gay myth.Guys like the ones posted in this thread are straight or wouldnt want a committed relationship
>>2589546Essence of copium
>>2599775God damn that's a nice ass, I want to breed him.Sauce?
>>2573473>ramsyes he does
>>2573110It's sad that he lost his weight to film dune, I think he looks better chubby
>>2573110what is this body type called
>>2611166Furry men make the best husbands
>>2573808You do realize that for the entire duration of your relationship, he would be the only one to orgasm during any of your sexual encounters. You wouldn't even be allowed to touch your dick. Every fuck would be his dick getting some, and your holes getting cumAnd considering his look and dick size, he would be looking to upgrade from a hand for any form of pleasure, you would be used daily
>>2611318...and he does NOT look like the type of man who cares about foreplay or going slow to begin with, your hole would be 0 - 3 inch radius in 2 seconds flat
>>2611277beefcake
wish this was my husband...
>>2612906Who’s this ? Anymore ? Nudes ?
>>2612920Sauce?
>>2581096Fuck look at this big man
>>2613014why do so many otherwise hot men ruin it by getting themselves covered in shitty tattoos?
>>2612925Don't know but he looks cute
>>2613022It's interesting that even neck tattoos and behind the ear tattoos are very widespread. It's almost uncommon *not* to have arm "sleeve" tattoos or tattoos on calves of legs. Tattoo "fashion" has changed and will continue to do so: "tribal" style, "Yakuza" style, "sailor" style, or the retro / rockabilly style. It's simply an accepted expression of "masculine" subculture style (or appropriation of it in queer culture). A form of body decoration - probably as simple as that.
**Tattoos** have become increasingly commonplace, and people choose to get them for a variety of reasons. 1. **Personal Meaning**: For many, tattoos hold deep personal significance. **25%** of those who get tattoos do so to mark a significant experience or struggle. 2. **Self-Expression**: Tattoos are a form of self-expression. Some individuals select designs that represent their identity, beliefs, or interests. 3. **Memorials**: Many people get tattoos as memorials. These inked tributes honor loved ones who have passed away or commemorate important events or periods in their lives.4. **Artistic Appeal**: Some view tattoos as appealing forms of art. The intricate designs, colors, and placement on the body contribute to their aesthetic appeal.5. **Cultural and Social Factors**: Cultural practices and social influences play a role. Ancient rituals, traditional aesthetics, and social markers are intertwined with tattooing. For instance, the Maori use tattoos as more than just fashion statements—they serve as social identifiers.6. **Religious Considerations**: Conversely, some choose not to get tattoos due to religious beliefs. For them, the body is considered sacred, and tattooing conflicts with religious teachings.7. **Permanency Concerns**: A subset of people hesitates due to the permanence of tattoos. They worry about how it might look as they age.Source: Conversation with Bing, 3/28/2024 (edited by anon)
>>2613069His corny tattoos make me harder for some reason
>>2613177I hate tattoos. Women look the absolute worst. Some fat ugly bitch will hv a small silly one her ankle thinking she looks “cool” becos she follows her friends like sheep. Guys have then becos nearly all their mates have then (more sheep). Look at a nice looking guy on a Sydney beach with no tattoos & he stands out like a god, beautiful unmarked body, bronzed with no graffiti.Fuck all the stupid sheep!!!!
>>2613351 fuck! what a hunk
>>2585483Wow yummm Moar?
>>2611318>>2611319I've been treated worse by worse lookin
>>2613351Who is this??
>>2613630Who dat?
>>2614570Ondrej Kmostak
>>2616283
>>2614457ngl i kinda want a man like that to do whatever he wants with me, have his penis be the only one that gets used, please him and fill my holes with his cum
>>2613351Face ruins it.
>>2613176Children even understand that drawing on yourself is bad.
>>2611277Obese
>>2618300His face is perfectly masculine and husbandly, what are you on about?
>>2618300you don't like retarded himbo face? wtf is wrong with you
>>2619408Gon be needin them sauces
>>2619441sorry mate got it from this board
>>2619408>>2619441Boner5150 on twitter
>>2619487A genuinely underwhelming twitter, but you are a champ nevertheless
Idk if celebrities are allowed but seriously any man who resembles james gandolfini, what a big fucking stud of a man he was. Such a sweetheart and great father too he raised my bar heavily for bears.>tfw no big gut bear husband whos good with childrenSigh if I were a woman Id bag one down so quickly
>>2619511He's a cam whore so you should be able to find some of his stuff floating around the net. I remember finding some of his stuff a year ago
>>2616283Love this guy, lingerie is so hot - wonder what his knob is like ?
>>2613069Nice big uncut knob too
>>2612920Haf, great uncut cock
>>2603257Looks Obleisk Beach Sydney
>>2587932Huge bulge
>>2579554Hmmmm no bulges at all - sad
>>2619407Is there a Pumping Muscle archive somewhere?
>>2616283>>2617668>Husband material>Dresses like tits
>>2581027I would worship him like a god, holy shit
>>2613351Need name
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