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creep shots/candids of friends, guys you know irl or random guys in public. particularly big booties but anything goes.
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>>2606173
more of him
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classic
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Sagging will always be disgusting
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finally a good fucking thread
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>>2606223
I hope you were trying to capture the guy in the back
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>>2606200
i think its hot in that particular image since he’s wearing some slutty briefs lol
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>>2606229
fuck thats hot
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>>2606259
Who thinks this is hot?
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>>2606188
beautiful
>>2606200
dumbest opinion
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>>2606232
dayum big papa, would hit
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>>2606338
Fuckkkk imagine pumping that ass
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>>2606603
FUCK moar of this plz
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>>2606200
fuck you
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>>2606337
omg moar pls so sexy
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>>2606660
More.
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>>2606200
It is, but sometimes you get nice views like that lol
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>>2606945
This is cursed
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A classic
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friend who was changing. door wasnt fully closed so i opened and pretended to ask him a question. wish he was naked lol.
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>>2606222
men getting groceries look so fucking gay lol
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>>2607371
Fellas, is it gay to buy groceries?
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>>2607316
You have good taste, anon.
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>>2606261
The same guy thats posted 98% of the images on here.
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>>2607316
Thats yourself lmao the angle and torso twisted is a dead giveaway
What a clown... nice ass tho
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>>2607405
I mean he's literally buying kitty litter so yeah... only gays and men cucked by their wives have cats
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>>2607405
Here's what I like to do when shopping for groceries:
1. Wear some stretched baggy old tank top that shows off armpits, nips, hairy chest. (I get em from thrift stores). Wear over shorts. Freeball and flop your junk over the waistband, but covered by the loose tank top. Still easy to fondle.
2. Variation on the above: worn out tank or tshirt that sits a bit high above the waist. Shows off solid belly. Wear with old sweat shorts or footy shorts a bit too small. Freeball with a cock ring or else using the underwear waistband to push em up and out (flopped over undies waistband but under shorts) therefore to show off my small cut cock vpl and balls bulge.
So yeah, I guess grocery shopping is pretty gay.
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>>2607053
this is one of this pics I wish I could sniff
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>>2607405
historically, only wives went to the store to shop for groceries
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>>2607405
if you need to ask…
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>>2608317
it's an ironic question dumbass retarded newfag
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>>2606183
Good god I want to obliterate that tie from the timeline, such a thing shouldn't exist, nor should it have in the past.
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>>2606335
>>2606337
>>2606338
Are these 3 the same guy? They all look incredibly similar (ass, hair, build, skin tone).
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Some creep shots of a friend relaxing on the beach. would love to rub my cock on his soles and slip my hand in his shorts and rub his tight pink hole
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are guys with big ass really desirable or it's just a meme? i kinda want to detroon myself, but the silicone on my butt will never go away, so i was concerned about it
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>>2607933
You sound fuckin hot anon. Would love to do a grocery run w you lol
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>>2609391
Selfies arent exactly creepshots/candid
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>>2609423
>shot of a creep
>not a creepshot
baka
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>>2609358
>>2609359
fuck he's hot, is he str8?

can totally see why you want to creep on him. now i want to sniff his feet, feel his hole and suck his cock as well

that pic with the armpit exposed and his feet looks so yummy

anymore of him? hope you creep on him a lot
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>>2609524
He is str8, yeah. I don't habe anymore pics of him but I do have a twitter where I thirst over him and some of my other str8 friends. If you want you can shoot me a DM and a follow @sussier0
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The slavic tuckpointer that was working outside our building. Hot and super nice. Dropped more than enough hints at him, even made him blush once, but alas he wasn't interested.
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>>2609711
Another pic.
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>>2609711
>>2609713
slavic worker types ftw, my all time favorite! creep on them all the time because they are just so fuckin hot, rough and masculine. love the slightly older daddy times amongst them even more.

wish i could just worship them after their sweaty day

too bad he wasnt into it, still provided some eyecandy and perv opportunities though so not all is wasted
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>>2606229
Favorite. More!
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>>2606229
dear lord
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>>2609775
Feet creepshots are the best
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best part of living in a college town,
all the sweaty twinks
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>>2609775
Fml nice calves and legs are my weakness.
Moar!!!
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>>2609993
lemme see what i got
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>>2609998
Why is the hair above the ankles photoshopped
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>>2609997
Thnx anon!

Don't mind the blue paint
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>>2607933
You sound like a sex offender.
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>>2610027
reminded me of this https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba2rblDB48B/
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>>2610016
imagine going on holiday to the local quarry or rubble pile
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>>2610058
??? There's clearly boats in the background... not all beaches have sand on them, some have pebbles but they're still beaches
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>>2607924
agreed, would violate that ass
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>>2610016
that dude looks like adam sandler
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I finally got to grope the cake of a zoomer I have been stalking for almost a year. It felt so good and he was unable to escape from my hand because the bus was really crowded. God zoomers are so easy to subdue.
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hot stuff. i love this thread
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Not my photo, but hardware stores are great locations to spot some hotties - prime location for tradies
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i love stalking douchebag gym bro fuckboi frat boys
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>>2610902
the only reason i would go to a gym
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>>2610898
Lowe's/Home Depot bathrooms are also usually good cruising spots for straight cock.
>"Just going to stop by Home Depot for some hardware I need for my project, honey. I'll be back in an hour"
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>>2610983
>cruising
>straight cock
Those are incompatible?
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>>2607405
it's mad homosexual to get groceries

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>>2606337
when these guys sit down they're 3ft taller
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>>2610999
are you in college? i'm looking for young sluts to roleplay with me. I'll pay you 100 the hour. I'm that lonely.
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>>2611005
i'm also shy so if anyone could share the usual prices to rent college guys, please do. i just wanna cuddle and cum on them. i find sex yucky.
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>>2610879
hes fuckin gorgeous
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had a hot european guy as a roommate once at a hostel in thailand. it was hot and humid and smelling his feet and ass was so much fun
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>>2611560
>hot european guy as a roommate once
pic not related?
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>>2610898
Best thing about Australia is those shorts I swear
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>>2611560
>smelling his feet and ass
Nice.. I would've kept at least 1 pair of his dirty underwear right before going. It should've been easy to get when he was out.
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I love sitting next to soccer hunks in the bus and then touch their thighs when they fall asleep.


I do sometimes wonder how much chloroform you'd need to knock out a soccer hunk for good, for many hours. I remember some retarded high school classmates sniffed just a bit and were knocked out until the teacher brought something for them to sniff that eventually made them regain consciousness.
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Sweaty daddy doing yard work while his kids run around the yard. Such a sexy breeder!
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>>2613405
Jesus Christ seek help lol
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>>2606173
>regular house setting
Is that like your dad/stepdad or something? Get pics of him in the shower then we'll be impressed.
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>>2613450
I'm just gonna seek some soccer hunks. I got a big warehouse that I inherited from grandma.
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>>2613405
All I gotta say is keep wondering...
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>>2610902
same lol. I have so many screen recordings.
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Saw this guy at Golden Coral the other day.
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Guy was freaking CAKED
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couldnt help myself
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>>2612010
Used to have a young tradie and his girlfriend living in the apartment above me. Same time every Saturday afternoon they would have a weekend fuck. I could sit in my courtyard below and hear the grunts and moans from their open bedroom window.
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>>2613405
I had a similar thing when on bus or plane and leg or knee if dude beside would casually touch mine. Do straight guys just do this?
I'm a short guy and this also reminds me of a time I held the door open for a big young dude. He went through the doorway facing me, his muscle tits in my face.
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>>2613568
That puss fat asf
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Passed out drunk, licked his feet after taking this
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>>2613613
Seen this one for years. I wonder what the rest of him looks like..?
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>>2613906
Looks bland and nerdy. 4/10
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>>2613610
Idk. Maybe. I am Bi so I have always been very predatory. It started with my lil cousin in the 80s.
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>>2614007
I really want to know what the story is here. Who are you filming and how are you filming them? Door open, window, sneaking into a house? Is this person just jerking in the open?
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>>2613968
Envious because he's a 9/10 at least my most attractive friend. Here's a different friend
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>>2614013
former roommate
I don't want to say exactly how I was able to
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>>2609356
Is he gay?
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>>2614041
Why do you let your friends sleep on the floor wtf...
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>>2614110
Is that IKEA? I saw a guy with a fantastic ass the last time I was there, couldn’t get a creepshot though.
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>>2610645
how does one get this kind of attention and creep shots from pervs?? just curious of course :)
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>>2614120
Be attractive.
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>>2614108
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>>2614110
Fuck me he's hot
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>>2606219
Fucking KEK
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>>2606259
Literally me
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>>2606338
why the fuck does he look like Grimace from McDonald's?
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>>2614685
you deserve death
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>>2614685
You might appreciate the dark themes of Dennis Cooper's 2011 novel "The Marbled Swarm": Cooper’s interest in exploring the darkest corners of the human experience—here including [gay] incest, rape, and cannibalism—has not dimmed with age.
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>>2614741
god that little gay zoomer, i'd snap his neck and then suck his cock while rigor mortis kept it hard

also thanks for the suggestion
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>>2613906
More? Pics of his feet?
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college boy at the clothes shop
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>>2614774
lacrosse boys taste good
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>>2606189
Wish I was that chair
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>>2613613
Gay.
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>>2611005
.//. hi
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>>2615672
Now that's hot
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Who else thinks male sex slaves should be totally legal? If I see a cutie meat treat I should be free to imprison him in a sex dungeon.
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>>2615684
I wanna be enslaved by boomers.
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>>2615688
Here's my bum :)
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>>2615688
U should definitely be getting fagraped by raw boomer daddy dick.
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>>2615684
>>2615688
>>2615689
>>2615714
Can you stop posting shit that's irrelevant to this thread? Start a different thread if you want to do this.
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gross your all inavasing their privacy?!
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>>2615689
Generic twink sloppa. 4/10.


I bet you don't get discounts buying burritos from gay mexican couples like I do.
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fuck such manly studs...love creeping on guys like that
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>>2606174
>>2606173

who dis? more info needed
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>>2614786

ok reading these predatory dark perv posts made me almost cum. fuck, i want to creep, grope and touch some hot straight guy bad.

not sure if rigor mortis keeps a cock hard tho but after snapping the neck, you've got a doll to fuck as you like and ravish for sure heh
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>>2606259
some dudes you can just tell they'd be a 10/10 if they just lost the weight.
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Lucky there ain't no *dream police*
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That's a slutty little apron
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i like to sit next to hot young guys in the bus and once they get up, i take a big whiff of their seats, sometimes i even get a chance to grope their nuggies if the bus is really crowded.
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>>2616560
do you think they know or just act clueless to not get much attention?
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>>2614741
>>2614786

thx for the suggestion, read it, fapped to some sections, love the perv stuff. pictured some delicious blond straight boys instead, the emo boy stuff wasn't mine but the descriptions were hot

writing style is a bit all over the place and incoherent tho so it was hard to read
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>>2616623

fuckin hot, love this creep stuff especially with unattainable straight boys. but how do you sniff their seats in a public bus?
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>>2616698
Nice, his feet?
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>>2614110

...sigh.

I see a guy like this and all I can think is how you can tell he'd be the kinda guy who be all cool with you being gay and buddy buddy and one day get all drunk with you and start flirting with you dangling the carrot, so to speak. Maybe even make out with you a little, but then sober up and freak out and push you away. Or even worse, he goes all the way and after it's done really freaks out.

>I'd still let him sit on my face all day.
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>>2616731
any experience with this, anon?
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>>2616648
I hate when people say this but

IMAGINE THE SMELL
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>>2616731
you're delulu
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I know this ain't /lit/ but for those interested:
These books of short stories --
Grab Bag by Derek McCormack 2004
Fragile Flowers by Richard Hawkins 2013
-- explore some similar territory / themes to Dennis Cooper's The Marbled Swarm. Anon's picturing of "blond straight boys" above is an interesting example of active reading: imagining yourself as a character / participant / observer in a text or changing aspects of the book in your imagination. Also, in Swarm, Cooper uses a deliberately poetic / baroque writing style -- he was living in Paris when he wrote it and he was experimenting with a kind of layering of language.
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>>2616735
I was the subject of a guy who was dangling his carrot, so to speak, over me. He was all about his look and being in shape and would walk around with that same sort of look that the guy in the pic had.

The guy tried a handful of times to hook up, but I never went with it. (I know, a fag NOT being a complete whore shocker).

As time went on he got more and more bipolar (for lack of a better term). One second he wanted me to blow him, the next he hated me and would avoid me.

He's long gone now and I stay away from really hot guys now.
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>>2616468
wish sagging came back... at least low-rise (they're rolling the waistbands until brands adapt) and short shorts are coming back
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>>2614786
This is from decades ago. He's gotta be like 35-40 now. Very popular pic and spread like cancer everywere
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>>2617047
I agree. I've seen more hs/college boys sagging lately though. It tends to go with the the baggy vintage clothing outfits they sometimes wear. It's mostly just been sagging a couple inches at most though, not super low. I don't want the baggy boxers to come back though. I like seeing sagging with tighter underwear.

I also love the rolled waist band look and I hope people keep doing that even if low-rise picks up in popularity.
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>>2617246
Fuck!!
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>>2617246
Nice bulge mister - can tell that you are married.
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>>2617246
Is it big balls or his cock causing us to wet ourselves ?
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>>2617255
I'm wetting myself over his looks. Can't really make much out of his bulge due to the pants fabric so I pretty much ignored that.
>>2617254
Hngggg them legs
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>>2617254
damn that man is fineee
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>>2617454
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saw a guy at work today
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>>2618105
Lame. Good effort. Bad results.
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>>2616472
Isn't this that porn actor that looks like Austin St. John/Red Mighty Morphing Ranger?
He disappeared off Sean Cody.
Any more shots of his like this?
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>>2606229
Amazing that the guy combing his hair said nothing
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>>2616680
I just fucking do? Who's gonna tell me to stop?
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>>2617064
A guy was totally creeping my hairy legs the other day. I had no idea my tanned hairy legs made people go gaga.
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>>2618128
Men only butt in when women get filmed because they wanna white knight in hopes of getting pussy.

guys give a shit about other guys, it's why you can get away with shamelessly placing your hand on a cute zoomer's buttocks in a crowded place.
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I saw a fat guy who was wearing some kind of shorts that made his ass look "good" and not fat, as in the shorts shaped his ass in a good way like "cheat shorts" do for women.

Anyone knows their name? I wanna turn my ass into a godlike ass while I'm still working out to get my ass back to it's Prime.
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>>2618343
The shorts gave his ass a good jiggle whenever he walked. I want that kind of jiggle to attract the attention of old creeps and horny gay zoomers. I didn't creepshot him because I find fats gross, but I did find it funny that his ass was nicer than his wife's.

Anyway, I'm building back muscle mass BUT my butt is still a bit "down". It looks like back in my prime if I place my hands under it and lift it a bit, so I'm trying to find a way to mimic that while wearing shorts.

Thanks for reading the ramblings of a guy in his early 30s. I already adverted a balding crisis by following a cucumber diet that one of my aunt's gay clients shared with me.
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>>2618343
Just buy high-rise shorts, they have this “push-up” effect.
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>>2618353
got a link for Amazon? google slop only gives me results in Target and I don't live in the US.
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>>2618162
Could you imagine this guy on all fours??? How meaty and jiggly his ass would be?
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>>2618344
you have cum-guzzler eyes
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that retard sounds, looks and seems annoying asf, very much a regular faggot in much need of attention, holy shit
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>>2618396
Rude
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>>2618394
My mom says I got the prettiest eyes. Fuck you.
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>>2618432
Nice

(have you ever groped guys in crowded buses?)
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>>2618433
It's fun. The zoomers don't even realize that people are after their bums in a sexual manner.
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>>2618430
>>2618431
>>2618432
Female ass.
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>>2618540
It’s just a guy with a huge bubble butt
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>>2618430
This is a perfect height and angel. Do you have Discord or KIK? I'd love to learn your technique to take photos/videos just like that.
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I'm catfishing a chump doing his military service in Colombia (means all of them are 18+), and he told me that they are forced to take showers together.

He's also willing to do ANYTHING for my fake girl. What would be a good "set-up" for him to film other guys naked in the showers? I once got a Japanese waterpolo player to secretly film his university roomies but he got caugh and expelled from the waterpolo team. I don't want this chump to get caught so come up with something idiot-proof. He's a horny idiot after all.


I also tricked some moron from Argentina into "filming his ass" in a crowded bus in hopes of catching "sexual predators targeting men" under the guise of a "feminist college project"m and strictly forbid him from fighting back so I got my hands on footage of both old ladies and homosexuals touching the guy's buttocks while he was wearing gym shorts.

I swear str8 guys are retarded. Bieng Bi allows me to mix both the predatory nature of str8 guys and the cold thinking of bitches.
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>>2618916
Sounds more like you're suffering from uncontrollable delusions
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>>2618918
You're understimating how retarded Str8 men are.
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>>2618920
I’d fuck this guy over the bath, looks like he has a nice uncut dick
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>>2618916
Buy him a cheap Ali-Express spycam and tell him to hide it inside of a Shampoo bottle.

it's what my bf does to spy on guys at the gym
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>>2618975
Great tip anon tnks. U see the American Airlines male cabin crew that just got busted for hiding his iPhone behind stickers in the 1st Class toilet to film girls taking a dump / piss. Nice looking guy but he's looking at 10 years in the slammer - stupid, just stupid
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>>2619003
Just don't live in a shithole police state.
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why the fuck do we never find out on time?!!! now those videos are gone.
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>>2619122
Most of them were ugly niggers. That's why.

You can still find the Taurus Collection of college baseball players in ThisVid. They intentionally picked "mostly white and latino" sports teams to spy on.
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>>2616731
he gives fuckboi vibes idk
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There's this customer that's been coming in recent who has shorts on that is two sizes to small for him, and I practically get a nice view of half of his naked ass whenever he bends over to pick something up. Idk how to get a creepshot of him.
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>>2619226
YOU NEVER DO THAT STUFF WHERE YOU WORK OR STUDY, YOU GOTTA SOMEHOW FIND HIS ADDRESS AND THEN FOLLOW HIM TO ANOTHER PLACE (LIKE A DIFFERENT STORE) TO CREEP HIM.
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Also, I got high rise shorts like that other anon suggested and I caught a zoomer taking a sneaky photo of my buttocks.

Is there any way I could like film the stuff happening behind me? I wanna film my bum getting ogled and groped by either men or old hags.
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>>2619354
holy shit lmao he looked godlike here

but then

>>2619355

he turned out to be a total butterface
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bottom fifth of the picture is hot. but what the fuck is going on with his back
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>>2606168

like actually this terrifies me
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>>2617645

fuck wrong id, this is what im talking abt
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>>2607300

huge tits huge ass. need to just eat him out and grab his pecs so bad
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>>2618916
>>2618920
more?
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>>2619374
Try again, one more time. What are you talking about with regard to that image?
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Roommate after shower
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>>2614775
That's my favorite sport :3
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>>2619684
i get this is creep shots but i'm pretty sure this is illegal
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>>2619678
Cute dick and bush.
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>>2618916
I hope you get exactly what you richly deserve. Pathetic retard.
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>>2619754
What was that
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Anyone got that one photo, it's a guy sitting in I think a library. He's young, probably college age, and the chair he's sitting in has a hole in bottom part of the back support. And he's just sorta straddling it, hot calves on display and his ass is just sticking through the chair and framed nicely.

It's one of those images that I always manage to find accidentally, but when I intentionally try to find it I can't find it.
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>>2619754
anyone saved it? fuck the moralfags. link it to catbox. I collect hotel/motel spycams.
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>>2619854
It was just that Southeast Asian guy that posts himself everywhere all the time. This time he set it up to look like an IP cam captured him in his underwear in bed.
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>>2619842
It is usually attached to a meme border that says "Please sir, no food in the library"
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>>2619967
Yessss! Ty anon!!
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>>2606168
a nice ass is one thing, a disgusting Kardashian ape ass on a man is rather repulsive
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>>2619978
what would you consider a nice ass?
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>>2619967
I remember getting away with groping my HS classmates because our seats worked like that.
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>>2619978
not even women are this picky
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>>2620032
Nice. That reminds me, I went to a really big and crowded high school so, during passing time, the halls and commons areas were packed full. It was so easy to feel up cute boys without them suspecting anything weird was happening. My favorite move was the have a hand by my side as I walked past a boy in athletic shorts. I'd push against him with my hand sliding across one of his ass cheeks. Then the slight pressure of my hand would slide into his crack a little bit and spread his other cheek as I brushed across it. I did this a couple times from the front but it's a lot harder to pass off as accidental fumbling around and have plausible deniability.
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>>2617574
Usable huh?
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>>2620065
Indeed, they're worse.



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