Who's the best Marvel Hunk?
The first 3 in that order
>>2611098If you're only considering hotness, then Pratt and Hemsworth.
>>26110981. Hemsworth in Love and thunder2. Chris Prat in Guardians 13. Chris Evans (penalized because we've all seen him without the shaved chest and the lost potential)4. Underrated nude scene of Loki in episode 15. Buckey in winter soldier6. Hemsworth in Thor 17. Etc.Honorable mention to Paul Rudd. I will never see him as a hunk, but sometimes he is the cutest husband material
Bearded they're all mile high bathroom shrimp looking mother fuckers
>>2611098Chris PrattPrompts to Paul Rudd for still looking good at his ageNever saw the appeal of Hemsworth, I think his torso is too long
Where's the Captain America cock leak? I can't find it anymore
>>2611185>his torso is too longThat's actually a plus for some. Imagine, sitting on his lap, his long torso supporting your back, his long arms encircling your entire body. Everything about him is so big and long.
>>2611098Of the Marvel guys Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pratt, and Paul Rudd are the best. Of those three guys, Hemsworth is the one that's a classical hunk, or the hunkiest. Pratt is more of a boy next door type.>>2611146Rudd isn't that hunky. Like this post says, he can be the cutest husband material. I'd watch the fuck out of a movie starring those 3 if was made back in 2018. Nowadays, Disney would never make a movie starring 3 white men. Even if they did the writing and special effects/costuming would be shit.
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>>2611098The fact that we got so little of Aaron as Quicksilver is such a fucking shame. He looked so hot in that suit.
>>2611098Definitely Tom Holland.
Going by the top row left to right is 1-6 and bttm row is 7-12 left to right:2. While I much preferred the way he looked in Fantastic 4, Chris is damn fine here.9. Paul is fucking adorable husband material, and he has an impressive rig - plus the man barely ages: Literally the only cute vampire in fiction, imo.11. I think that's Mark Ruffalo? If so, same as Rudd; husband-adorable but also nice and hunky.
>>2611253>That scene in Ant-Man 2 where Ant-Man accidentally shrinks to half his height >only makes Paul Rudd more adorable and cuteNone of the other MCU hunks would've been able to pull of that scene as well as he did.
I'm not huge into live action Marvel (or DC for that matter) but to play for fun, something that kills my attraction for a lot of these guys is how most of them tend to skip leg day and as a guy who prefers guys with thick thighs and glutes, that can be a total mood killer for me lol But going on pure aesthetic alone, I've always had a thing for Chris Hemsworth as Thor when he had the long hair. I like long haired built guys and he easily fits that look. It's just a shame that Hemsworth hella skips leg day but (trying) to ignore that, his aesthetic always got me.
>>2611280I can understand why they skipped leg day. They probably NEVER even had a leg day. Most straight women don't care about a guy's legs. Phase 1-3 MCU understood that if you want to put female butts in seats then you need to focus on the upper half of the man's body. And the male actors were put through hell to become as perfect as possible for that demographic.
>>2611324Well muscled thighs and a built butt would've looked great on Thor.
>>2611098RDJ
>>2611439
Will always be Tom
chris pratt is ugly but because he's a crypto-fascist christcuck and white fags with daddy issues and gaysians who are most posters on /hm/ will all be swooning over him
>>2611683You will never be a real man, Ellen.
>>2611251that's an edit. his ass is much flatter, sadly
>>2611683pratt is average but him being a bigot makes him hot
>>2611683Lol this is so accuratePlus he really is plain as fuck looking
>>2611683Your a special kind of retard, aren’t ya?
>>2611700>him being a bigotThis keeps getting posted here, but no one has any actual facts to back this up. Care to explain?
>>2611819If I remember correctly it was about him joining/supporting a, let's say, rather controversial church, and some people had the impression that he abandoned his first son.
>>2611819he's part of one of those evangelical megachurches, those are well known for being super homophobic. i mean, joshua bassett went from being openly queer to go back into the closet and preach the word of god, even tricking his audience into attending religious sermons, after joining one of those, and now surrounds himself with people who are publicly homophobic and anti trans.as for the son thing the other anon mentioned, he had a kid and made a post about how much he loves his healthy kid. which felt like a jab at his kid with anna farris, because he has health issues
>>2611220I love how weird his camera roll it. Some professional shots of himself, one of which he downloaded twice and didn't bother to delete, videos of him playing around, videos of his brother playing a game, and oh yeah a greyscale of his hard dickIirc Evans was the guy who ran around with a really old iPhone because he never felt like he needed to go with a newer model until his became obsolete
By all means, let this thread devolve into yet another Chris Pratt is evil tirade
>>2611819ellen page, right before she chopped her tits off and stated calling herself a man, went on this big tirade about chris pratt and his church
>>2611905It should devolve into yet another Chris Pratt has a delicious ass tirade
>>2611917Super edgyAre you mad he's more attractive than you? lol
>>2611939>herofl
>>2611918That's definitely a double
>>2611918Is he fucking clenching? Why does it look like that?
>>2611905you should be thankful. that's the only reason why anyone cares about that slob
>>2611098Hemsworth obvi
>>2611953
>>2611870That's a lot of words to say "he hasn't SAID anything but....."
On one hand, I'm glad Lewis Pullman is getting a role in the MCU (Sentry). On the other, I hate that it's going to be a role that is probably going to be a throw away, never to be seen again, and never to have any eye candy scenes.Cause that man is fine.
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>>2611666>Tom Holland>hunkLol lmao kek
>>2612022Really hoping we get to see that ass in some tight Sentry tights.
>>2613085MCU is so garbage rn that unless they show hole then I'm not watching
>>2613093I'm not looking forward to Thunderbolts or much of the MCU either. I just want more stuff of Lewis, cause I high key wanna fuck him.
>>2611666>hunk>posts a twink
>>2611280>>2611326>Well muscled thighs and a built butt would've looked great on Thor>It's just a shame that Hemsworth hella skips leg day but (trying) to ignore that, his aesthetic always got me.Which is a massive she because Thor's ass and thighs are GIGANTIC in the comics.Like come on now, if Evans' Cap got such an uproar over his ass then Thor's should have made that look small
>>2613463Forgot pic, my badJust so you know what it could havw been
>>2611683>>2611706 Agreed. You could find fifty Chris Pratts walking around main street in buttfuck nowhere Indiana.
>>2613478>>2613477I really don't think he's gay, but he def put out for some Jewish producer back in early 2000s to get into Hollywood
>>2611683they hated jesus because he spoke the truth
>>2613480I want to cum on that armpit
>>2613478mcu became shit the moment he left
Florian Munteanu
>>2613646holy sex
>>2613484Ywnbam Ellen
>>2613646The patrician's choice.
>>2613646i came
Barry Keoghan is the hottest man alive
>>2616184lollmao
>>2613646based
Frank Grillo
>>2613483Never gotten gay vibes from Evans, he seems like a quintessential Boston bro. Holland's the only one I've ever thought might actually swing that way
>>2616465He used to play gay characters back in the 90s, btwYou can also find pics of his dick from his modelling days
>>2616465I once had a dream where his character railed the shit out of Evans' Cap and gooned to it for years.
>>2611326>that sceneStill crazy to me such blatant fetish bait fan service made it into Marvel movie. I don't think I'll ever get tired of cumming to it
>>2616884They should have made Hemsworth show cock already
>>2616885An R rated cut showing his front would've made over a billion. Even straight guys were salivating over his body. They should've gone all the way but Disney are cowards
>>2616465>>2616879He would make insane money if he ever did gay porn
