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What gay secrets can’t you tell to people you know?
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>>2614950
Married my wife so I could be more intimate with her father at his request
We met at a bar became friends to lovers on a work trip and had drunken sex after a few days of meeting and told him I’d be leaving
We traded contact information and he suggested he set me up with his well-proportioned tradgirl daughter
her father and I regularly fuck in his “mancave”
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I am bi and I haven't been with a man since I was a kid. I really want to again but I am in a relationship with a woman and I don't think I could find a guy to go slow with me till I am back and ready. I tried grinder but they all wanna hook up right now and I am just not ready. I don't know what to do I love both and I can't have one.
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>>2614952
Dude that's so fuckin hot you are so lucky
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>>2614950
the fact that im gay lol they wouldn’t even believe me since they’ve never heard of bears
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>>2614950
i take home men’s unwashed underwear from the laundromat
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>>2614950
like a soupeur i place bread inside plastic cups and leave them in trough urinals
i come back a few hours later to for the food and drink
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>>2614952
do you have children with the whore
i hope you don't fuck her too often
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>>2614950
i'm only attracted to hairy fat men (or chubs in general), specially if older and much bigger than me. when i was in uni i was dating a guy that was +150kgs and 4 years older than me, told a group of friends and they all hysterycally laughed and didn't believe me
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>>2614952
Does he fuck your "man cave"?
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>>2614950
I'm bisexual but socially retarded. Several years ago I was addicted to glory holes at an establishment in a neighboring town. I spent way too much money there for about a year and a half. It's been many years since I went but I am now married to a woman. However I think about gay sex literally every freaking day.
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>>2614975
I should add that no one knows that I have or have had the slightest gay inclination in my entire life.
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>>2614950
a few

when my now ex admitted he had been doing meth, i completely checked out of the relationship and didn't spend any effort in attempting to help him bc i didn't care; last i saw he is now a 'poz chaser pig' in chicago. he's 25, has a full blown meth addiction, hiv and has gotten 2 duis. i honestly couldn't be happier, i hate drug addicts

when i worked at hamburger marys i encouraged my older co-worker to drink A LOT during the second showtime bc he'd get too drunk and i'd be able to take over his tables for the extra money and when the 2nd show drag queen assaulted me by the dumpsters i went to the police and brandon and ashley (franchise owners) paid me $10k to not pursue civilly

uhhhh i was kind of a prostitute for a while to survive when i ran away at 16, i could never get hard with the older dudes so it was always rlly rlly awkward; when i moved into my first "apartment" (it was like a house, $250/mo rent) with some random dude i met on craigslist roommate the older guy coming in and thought we were being robbed so it was awk af to say 'it's all good broo' as we went to my room

being gay in the big city is cool and all but it's also really f'ing weird sometimes too


OH! when i was like 15 i needed some money when i ran away to chicago and found myself in a hotel room with this fucking psychopath guy who was drinking some water bottle he called "G" and injecting in his literal dick and ass, he was so fucking out of it that i just stood at the corner of the room as he was blasting his ass with a dildo i brought with me and gave me $500 in total bc i told him he forgot to pay several times

i'm only 22 right now so shit has been EVENTFUL to say the least; will literally never use drugs after seeing what it does to people, i keep brass knuckles on me bc i will not be raped again and a lot of dudes think i'm this fragile thing bc my body looks like it went through a wood chipper but i will absolutely fuck them up if they try

pic rel it me
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Various occasions of public masturbation, including stripping naked and masturbating beside an industrial estate road in broad daylight.
Various and lots of glory hole encounters in public men's rooms back in the day.
I've come to understand that much of this behaviour was stress relief. I'd say I'm now gay-asexual but still enjoy "wicked" fantasies (don't ask).
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>>2614956
:D
>>2614972
none
she’s awkward about penetrative sex because it’s sacred and foreplay seems to satisfy her (squeezing a tit, holding face in my pits/crotch, etc.)
>>2614974
every chance he gets
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>>2614996
Can i borrow your wife? She seems perfect
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>>2614952
wtf
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If you went to a bathhouse in London last year there’s a small chance you saw my dad’s friend fucking me.

He’s married and I lived with my parents so it was pretty hard finding places to hook up. Eventually we just said fuck it and went to a sauna a couple of times. The first time we mainly stayed in a private room. The second time we were a bit bolder, we started in the steam room and fooled around a bit. Then we went to this alcove and he fucked me. Quite a few people saw as they went by but it was nice feeling like we didn’t have to hide it for a bit.
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>>2614953
>I don't think I could find a guy to go slow with me till I am back and ready.
wish i could find a man like this in real life.
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Exaclty how much of a hoe I was like last year.

From getting fucking by a 6'5 9in muscle black guy in a storage room on top of an ac box to blowing dudes in one night and bring one back to my place to blow him again and then top him.

I kinda grew outta sex desu. People know I'm gay but they think I'm strictly a top and don't really get around
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That I sissygary69 like big black mens cocks and swallow,
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>>2614950
My fantasy which I had an opportunity but didn't take it because he lived to far north and I still like my family is to become someone's 24/7 puppy boy. Always on all fours always collared always have a tail plug in until it's time to go#2 no responsibility just be a cute puppy for master
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How much I just want to be bred by this one guy in my life; tired of being mr responsible; prioritizing roles and responsibilities that dont really serve me or believing that loyalty has any manner of reward if a endure the worst of it. Cant confide in anyone due to my preconceived pious and goody-goody image or how ridiculous to have this eternal boner for him
Just want to be his cum dumpster for one night so that i wont die with regret and finally get over it.
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>>2615107
>How much I just want to be bred by this one guy in my life
what's stopping you?
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>>2614950
3 or 4 times a week I'll go to a sauna, cruise bar, gay rave... and just have an insane amount of sex with basically anyone

I usually have 4/5 STDs a year
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>>2614952
>>2614996
>hot bear sets you up with his daughter to keep up appearances while he fucks your ass in the mancave
>she too afraid of sex to ask you for anything beyond foreplay
We have reached Conservative Nirvana. I wish you a truly ascended day, and many more to follow.

>>2615081
This sounds cool, until you realise 69 is the age and not the sex position.

>>2614950
When I was younger, I shoved all manner of things up my asshole. Rocks, empty glass bottles, etc. In and of itself, deeply embarasing. Well one of those things was marbles. IDK why but little me decided to shove a bunch of marbles into his bung hole then shit them out onto a paper towl. Great idea, what could go wrong? Well aparently a few of them stayed up there for a while, and next time I went to the toilet they just fell into the bowel without me noticing, and apparently they were too heavy too flush. Cut to later when my dad shows me and my brother some marbles and asks why they were in the toilet. I'm absolutely horrified and make up some bs about how they could of fallen out of my pocket but I'm dying internally at the fact he's got my ass marbles in his hand. But what happend to the ones I shit out? Well I cleaned them, put them in a draw in my room, and forgot about them until just recently. I was visiting my mom and see she's got a decorative little vase in her room full of marbles. Full of my ass marbles. I tried to get her to get rid of it, but I'll never be able to tell her why.
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>>2614950
I'm in love with this barely legal zoomer twink co-worker of mine and would leave my current bf of 2 years if I could be with him, he's so adorable. I'm 26 btw.
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>>2614996
How about a pic with you and him? no face.
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>>2614950

source?
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>>2615073
>they think I'm strictly a top and don't really get around
based bbc slut
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Absolutely horrific boner-killing thread, this is like the gay version of Requiem for a Dream. That said, I think a lot of the stuff people write here is just made up like that tradwife beard shit just sounds so illogical and ridiculous that I think it's just fanfiction. And if you think you're cool for coming up with ridiculous, soul-crushing shit like that, it's almost more sad than if you were just genuinely so morally depraved as to basically be a hedonistic animal, because then you couldn't be helped anymore anyway.
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>>2615135
>I was visiting my mom and see she's got a decorative little vase in her room full of marbles. Full of my ass marbles.

You win the Internetz for today!!
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>>2615134
What's your favorite STD? Also, are you enjoying being HIV positive?
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>>2614975
Did you suck dick or get your dick sucked?
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>>2614982
You seem cute at least but Jesus Christ get your life together man
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First 5-6 years of my relationship with my boyfriend (11 years now, married for 2) I was cheating. I was in college still, he wasn’t. And as much as I enjoyed our sex I couldn’t help but seek out other cocks to suck and get fucked. Sometimes I sucked cock understall at my university, sometimes I would go over to guys houses to get fucked while boyfriend was at work. We moved to a new state and that got even worse. He would go workout on weekends and I’d get my hole destroyed by men when he was gone. I had long time fuck buddy who was straight and married to a woman. Never had sex with a guy but once he got my head and fucked me, we kept going for months. I even topped him a couple of times and he loved it. Eventually the lying got to me and I confessed I had an affair, not the amount of guys I fucked (roughly 10-15…most of these encounters were from cruising). He thought I hated him but really I didn’t, I loved him then and still to this day. Since confessing, we talked more about it and how he was thinking he would like to try other guys too. And he did. He got to fuck and get fucked by other men at their homes, in the woods, and even at a nude beach. Today we’re mainly playing with each other but I’m sure he looks for other guys just like I still do too.
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>>2615183
Hot mate
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>>2615183
>>2615185
disgusting faggots, this is why i will never trust another fag with anything
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>>2615164
The very first time that I went, I sucked a cock. The next 20 plus times I got sucked off (excluding a few times that it was slow and I had to beat off)
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>>2615151
woman
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I want to get fucked by a dog
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>>2615188
Wanting monogamy in a gay relationship is so weird. No matter how hard you try to assimilate and make your relationship like the breeders, they're not going to accept you. Get over it.
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>>2615247
Gays that have an irrational hate towards straight people are so cringe. Breeder isn't even a good insult. Straight people are just as degenerate as us and have just as deranged sexual proclivities. Go outside and touch grass
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>>2615247
nobody is talking about monogamy dumb fucking retarded brainlet poz, enjoy your stds then
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>>2615136
Just cheat on your bf

He doesn’t have to know
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>>2614950
Worst thing is just kind of being zexually assaulted by a cop after a speeding ticket in bumfuck north carolina.
Next worse thing is getting an airbnb in raleigh, 2hrs away from where I live, once a month, to host orgies on sniffies.
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>>2614950
How much I love this one guy back from HS and how I have a throwaway ig account dedicated to scraping his posts. We kept contact ever since and we're good friends.
He has always been so kind and caring to me and literally the first man who I feel 100% safe and comfortable around. We used to hang around more but nowadays we just play games or vc every once in a while.
I love him so so much. But he's straight and has a gf.
Really nice and charming girl. She has no problem with our friendship and the 3 of us even used to go out sometimes.
They're a beautiful couple and I only wish them the very best.
I know it's wrong and I need to leave them alone, and I've tried/am trying to but it's just... it's the way his simple smile is still enough to make my heart race and how his voice is always so calming and comforting to me, I can't let go.
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>>2615136
>I'm in love with this barely legal zoomer twink co-worker of mine and would leave my current bf of 2 years if I could be with him, he's so adorable. I'm 26 btw.

You got bf
>>2615377
>How much I love this one guy back from HS and how I have a throwaway ig account dedicated to scraping his posts. We kept contact ever since and we're good friends.
>He has always been so kind and caring to me and literally the first man who I feel 100% safe and comfortable around. We used to hang around more but nowadays we just play games or vc every once in a while.
>I love him so so much. But he's straight and has a gf.
>Really nice and charming girl. She has no problem with our friendship and the 3 of us even used to go out sometimes.
>They're a beautiful couple and I only wish them the very best.
>I know it's wrong and I need to leave them alone, and I've tried/am trying to but it's just... it's the way his simple smile is still enough to make my heart race and how his voice is always so calming and comforting to me, I can't let go.
You are just hurting yourself anon, move on and find someone that looks you in romantic way. Soon or later you will ruin your friendship with the guy.
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In college my big bearded redneck fell asleep next to me on the couch when watching a movie, didn't think much of it cause we were just hanging out. Then I looked and saw his bulge move. Played with his boner through his jeans a bit
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I'm not out and I've even dated women. However I've had camsex with men since I started jerking off. I've made at least 1000 men cum to my ass on cam. I've only sucked 2 cocks but I've had a lengthy history of cybersex. My hottest stories involved being a camwhore for men i know irl. Don't know if I'll ever stop.

Pic is my ass
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>>2615382
hot, tell us moar
>big bearded redneck
what did he mean by this
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>>2614982
Brother, get a knife, those knuckles aren't going to do shit if someone tries to rape you.
And yeah what that other anon said, please take care of yourself.
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>>2615247
How is it weird? Maybe I want to connect with another man and not have him have that sort of connection with anyone else, because then it would devalue the connection we have? It's not a very hard concept.
Inb4
>It's just sex, prude, lmao
It doesn't work like that, and you know it.
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>2615151
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>>2615380
>You are just hurting yourself anon, move on and find someone that looks you in romantic way
I dunno. I think it's a case of "either him or no one".
First off, I don't have the best experiences with men so I have a hard time approaching them irl. Meanwhile HE was the one who approached me back then. And as soon as he did we just hit it off so well.
We have similar tastes, share a ton of hobbies, live nearby, had similar life plans...
It's not even about just wanting sex thing with him, he straight up gives me butterflies in my stomach and I can't even imagine that happening with anyone else.
>Soon or later you will ruin your friendship with the guy
I know. I'm doing my best to keep him blocked but I feel like I might relapse soon.
It's just not fair. I hate being gay so much.
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>>2615391
the whole thread
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>>2614952
this is so hot lol
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>>2615385
That's about it, felt his warm, hard meat for a few minutes before going to my room, jerking off to it, then going to sleep. Felt pretty ashamed though he and the experience are still very hot to me.
Redneck friend*
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>>2615392
>I hate being gay so much.

That isn't a gay problem, it's you-problem.
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>>2615417
I know. But I don't really like being gay either.
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>>2615188
Would you trust me if I promised not to cum in your mouth??
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>>2614950
Been in a sexual relationship with my cousin since probably 11-12 years old, where now nearly 30 and meet up a few times a month to fuck.
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I have this fantasy being locked up in a cellar using metal chains on collar wrists legs no safe word for whole weekend between Working days. I don't drink smoke do drugs but I am chubby 133kg 40yrs. I like to be dominated used as sex toy feel hopeless. I also like somebody stucks an apple in my mouth and fucks me I. hee ass calling little piggie of fat slob
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I'm in a 2 years relationship with the sweetest and kindest guy in the world, he gave me everything a traumatic childhood took from me: love, affection
and a family.

But, short story, sometimes... he's just too kind (in the sex) in the point I dont even wanna do it. I dream everyday with an older muscular man with something for twinks to fuck the shit outta of me and be real vocal in the sex and make me his cumdump.

Like... I wanna get dick-slapped in the face and be called good boy, you got it? Sometimes I feel like I'm wasting my youth while I can realize all these fantasies.
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>>2615448
Why don't you try telling him about that? Just a wild thought, maybe it could do some good
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>>2614950
I just whacked off to the 4 guys masturbating on the bus in the Cum in Random Places thread.
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I was 13-14. This one gymnast teacher I was in love wanted to show me new exercise after class and after I was sticking my butt during exercise and looking meaningfully into his eyes. He removed exercise ladder step and told me to put my head in there and then he put piece back in. I was immobilized chocking little. Then he put exercise ball under my belly for comfort and starting to play with my ass with fingers then with his penis. Result was I came on gymnast floor
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>>2615448
you know you can just be vocal and say that to your bf, right? you faggots are seriously fucked in the brain, literal brain rot by porn, it's insane. hope your bf leaves you asap
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>>2615478
>hope your bf leaves you asap
i don't want to sound rude, but if he really is as sweet as anon says, it does seem like he would deserve something better.
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>>2614961
I'm a damn perverted degenerate and that made me ill
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>>2614950
Mine, and I'm not unique, is that I'm a married guy in a sexless marriage who went out and started having sex with other guys. I keep telling myself I'm just looking for one guy to hook up with but, in reality, I hook up whenever I can. Sometimes I have sex with three guys in one week.

But to my friends I'm a happily married guy with grown kids.
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>>2615492
How old are you anon..
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>>2615492
this is kinda hot ngl, are you a dad?
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>>2615494
>How old are you anon.
old. old enough to know better>>2615497
>are you a dad?
yes. 4 kids. all grown
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I have a foot fetish, and whenever I'm sleeping in the same room as my attractive male friends, I'll sneak some sniffs and links of their feet while they sleep, then get paranoid the next morning about if they noticed but were too creeped out to say anything and that I ruined the friendship.
Fun times.
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>>2615500
Licks* not links. you fucking get it
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>>2615499
hot. a bottom right?
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>>2615504
vers. no one has fucked me that I haven't fucked. But I have fucked plenty of guys who were strictly bottoms.
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>>2614950
I was a male hooker for five years. My friends and family saw me as a regular uni student.
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>>2614950
i posted in a previous thread about this
im also soupeur guy in this thread

in middle school I was a voyeur
my first crush was the tall hairy beefy janitor who always wore a jumpsuit/coveralls unbuttoned to varying degrees showing off his chest hair
he always wore a thick and greasy layer of perfume i came to enjoy (sweet but gasoline-like)
during lunch he’d stand on watch to oversee the lunchroom and clean up
I’d be following far behind him to catch his trailing scent lingering in the air
one day i saw him enter the washroom
my heart was pounding so hard imagining how we’d be the only two guys together in a small space. He’d be there only for me.
I followed quietly
He was urinating, legs spread apart.
It was a sight to behold. A strong man in a vulnerable state. I was invading his privacy. And it gave me immense joy.
The air I shared was the exact same as the air brushing past his exposed hairy cock and balls. His piss mixed with his perfume and further mingled with his delightful body odour. The scent of a man.
Erotic boldness overcame me and slipped under him and placed my lips on his cockhead, slipping the entirety of his rod in my mouth. At the absurdity of the situation, the janitor gave a cute yelp, blasting one last hurrah of urine of surprise. The gravity dawning on him, he shook his hips as if to shake his penis to shed off the straggling droplets of piss in order to remove me.
He stormed out, with eyes full of fear unfit for a man of his stature. I relished his taste and that last mouthful of liquid gold.
At the end of the year, he retired.
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>>2615516
recs on how to start, anon?
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>>2615519
Hot
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>>2615534
[I am not that OP]
Find a site like Silverdaddies or other, used by older guys and try to find ones that are "generous" (means they will pay). Even if you have to give it away for free, if one likes you, they might want you back, and you can say "You know, I need money this month..." & he might offer a little $. Keep doing this & you might meet one who can introduce you to other older guys who'll also pay. Married guys in particular
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>>2615519
reading this makes me regret not molesting the older men on school pool field trips
it’s not like they can rat you out
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>>2614950
creepshot of a childhood friend
he confessed to me that he’s always wanted a lithe body like me so I suggested we work out together
we spot each other and he’s quite the softie (he gets nervous when straight guys play pretend-gay)
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>>2614950
my first and only love
gay daddies don’t like twinks…
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>>2615534
Don't. Think about what type of guys have to pay for gay sex...
ugly
fat
bad hygiene
gross kinks
stds
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>>2614950
stolen my roommates cumrags and used them to rub my penis
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I’ve been a porn addict since I was 9
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>>2615674
I'd gladly pay for gay sex and I am not any of those
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>>2615549
If I was looking for a dude to fuck me in the ass, how much would he typically charge?
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>>2614959
Every genuine fag has done this in college. It's why we tolerate tuition rates.
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>>2614975
Cheat on that dumb slut
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>>2614982
You're hot. Twinks should be raped. Are you still in Chicago. I'd love to fly out and roleplay a rape scene with you showing you what happens to dirty hooker twinks wh don't make daddy cum fast enough.
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>>2615183
I've been cheating on my BF the entire time nonstop and somehow he only caught me on Grindr once. It's been 14 yrs. He's probably not even top 150 hottest guys ive had sex with.
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>>2615136
That's hot. I'd leave my BF (of 14 yrs) for a cuter younger twink too. There's just no way my BF could ever be as sexually interesting or beautiful as a zoomer twink ever again. He's fat and boring and ugly.
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>>2615439
That's hot. Sad you two are fags so you can't get him pregnant or vice versa. I want you two to have a baby together from your listful taboo fuck seshes.
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>>2615443
I want to do this to a white, middle class college jock
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>>2615448
Stay with him but cheat. That's literally why we have Grindr. Gay men can to get pregnant. Literally no reason to ever restrict yourself sexually to one loser BF.
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>>2615492
Chseting is so based.
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>>2615566
For real. If I ever end up in a freaky Friday or time machine episode I am going to molest hot male gym teachers. Mr. Wyatt circa 2008, I'm raping that cock.
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>>2615674
I'm very attractive but do have some kinks but fairly common ones (you'll find tons of OF pages and subreddit devoted to them) which aren't physically dirty. I just have a lot of money, a fat/ugly BF and would love to speed up my Grindr time. If we had sexy brothels in the US I'd go for sure.
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>>2615674
>Don't. Think about what type of guys have to >pay for gay sex...
>ugly
>fat

Generally true, in comparison to those who don't have to pay, but not necessarily "hideous" or "obese". It might just mean "older and very plain, doesn't turn any heads"

>bad hygiene

This can be taken care of--offer to take a shower with them first. If their oral hygiene is gross, just say you don't kiss--not that unusual for rentboys

>gross kinks

Maybe the rentboy is into the same thing? They usually are not going to bring up something freaky w/o asking first, because if they're paying, they want somebody who is a willing participant (if not, they're a sadist, but those stories are actually quite rare)

>stds

Most as invisible, meaning they alone wouldn't cause someone to have to pay. Everyone, whether paid or not, should take precautions against that & presume their partner has something.
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>>2615727

Nobody should get into a relationship just for sex, because that will drop by the wayside after a few years. If you're lucky, he'll let you open up the relationship after you two aren't igniting a flame anymore--but a relationship is more about living & taking care of each other than sex
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>>2615183
Genuinely kill yourselves. You’re both as pathetic as eachother. You’ve destroyed him, if you think that you guys are closer for this and things are stronger - you’re wrong. He’s trying to eternally fill the void you created and you’re a piece of shit for doing that to him. Leave. Stop being a piece of shit and give him the freedom and fucking leave if you actually “love them”. Stupid cunt self import narcisstic faggot.

>>2615448
Why the fuck are you all so sec obsessed Jesus Christ. You’re all so fucking deluded and self entitled. Get an actual fucking grip. You’re not worth more than your boyfriend and you’re sitting here running them down online. You’re a shit person inside. “Oh he’s so sweet”. Spare it. You’re trying to insult them without becoming the asshole - you are the asshole and you need to own it. I think that maybe you should actually show this message to them and let them have a chance to speak about how they feel about how you being shitty at sex too.

>>2615500
You’re literally a rapist.
One day you’re going to get caught like they all do and you’re going to be so fucked over. There was a guy here who used to post about doing shit like this online and one day got caught. They just finished university to be a teacher and instantly had ALL of it taken away. Nobody would hire them, everyone knew who he was and what he did. He’s a fucking freak show working in a burger joint now.
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>>2615183
why do you disgusting faggots want others to be as inhumane like you? if you just want to be a fucking whore just be alone, wtf is the point of being in a relationship even? this is such brainlet behavior honestly, there's no excuse
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>>2614959
>>2615500
>>2615680

Isn't this fairly standard for fags? Sniffing and/or stealing mens used socks or underwear and sniffing them till you cum your brains out?
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>>2614961
>>2615519
>>2615733

fuck didn't know there was even a term for this.
I'm always dreaming of harvesting piss and shit from straight hot guys who are clueless. but i need to know who it's from. no interest in just the piss itself if I don't know who's it is

how do the cups even stay intact, I think some guy would just make it tip over with his piss stream as a joke.

The janitor story was fuckin hot tho, i'm also into hairy beefy guys with a sweat on and some nice man stink.

Molesting a guy like that and invading his privacy is so hot. Not sure I'd be bold enough to grab the cock and get the piss taste like you tho.

Sad there wasn't any more. Hope the taste was delicious and you savored his man aroma
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>>2615787
This but i seal them into my mouth with duct tape and let them soak after i come home from a whole day of yapping at work. Sometimes its relaxing just shutting tf up
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I'm married but wife is pretty low libido. I masturbate almost daily to either gay, trans or pegging porn. I often fantasize about cheating but have never taken any steps to do so. I wish I could get blackmailed into doing it ..
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I have daddy, incest, age/size difference kinks.

I'm the epitome of twink, def really beautiful and I have a great body, unfortunately attractive older man are not into twinks, just some old fat small dick fags.
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>>2614950
I am scared of sex so I have avoided it and in turn deeper relationships(probably due to sexual trauma).
Also diapers are hot
Normal damaged twink stuff really
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>>2615787
thats just degen behavior, not every fag does this t b h
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>>2615519
>sweet but gasoline-like
Dior Fahrenheit
thank me later, faggot
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>>2615469
can you expand more on that?
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>>2614950
reposting my experience from the sauna thread
>go to a private all-boys school
>go on school trip to san fran for band competition
>highschool band teacher/doctor is a tanned, hairy, muscled father with thick arms, legs, and a little paunch
>free time
>bump into the teacher and he offers to buy me food but I’m not hungry
>he buys fish and chips to share but I refuse
> we part ways and teach jokingly flexes his muscles to encourage me for the band performance the next morning
>i go back to hotel and try the sauna since it’s empty
>realize it’s past curfew and the teachers are making rounds to count the students i
>decide to stay in the sauna since I’m already there
>door opens
>the man sits across from me, it’s teach
>i sheepishly try to hide my erection by adjusting my posture
>teacher’s penis slowly grows, peeking out his towel, then enlarges enough to undo the towel, revealing a a meaty cock and fat testicles, covered in coarse black hair, the same hair that enrobes his sweaty body
>he stares me down so i avert my gaze
>i feel his eyes all over me, especially on my leaky cockhead, uncontrollably throbbing
>I, to no avail, pretend there’s nothing gay about the situation by sitting in silence
>it feels like ages
>in a low guttural voice, teach grunts
>”hey anon”
>my virgin ass cock just splooges like crazy, twitching like a down-syndrome spazztard
>”anon, you hungry?”
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I mutually masturbated with the future sheikh of Abu Dhabi/UAE. Emiratis have the biggest cocks on average of any men I've met
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I’m a bi guy in his mid 30s. I had an ongoing fab situation with an 80+ yr old guy I met on silverdaddies.com. It was oral only, he loved to suck me off. It finally ended when he passed away.

Now I have a guy I knew in high school as my submissive. I never knew he was bi until we linked up recently on fetlife. He’s also married.
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I had this friend who I suspected to be into femboys or trans women or whatever and as a little experiment I set up a fake Grindr profile like that while I was nearby and the dumb motherfucker actually sent a picture of himself naked showing his face
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>>2615957
>I’m a bi guy in his mid 30s. I had an ongoing fab situation with an 80+ yr old guy I met on silverdaddies.com. It was oral only, he loved to suck me off. It finally ended when he passed away.

Did you go to the funeral?
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>>2615940
> we part ways and teach jokingly flexes his muscles to encourage me for the band performance the next morning

WTF?

>door opens
>the man sits across from me, it’s teach

He's in frigging SAN FRANCISCO and he can't find a more discreet place to look for dick than the sauna of his own hotel where his students are stayling?

C'mon dude, come up w better stories than that
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>>2615732
>Chseting is so based.

No kidding, is "chseting" a slang term or were you just trying to type cheating ?

Shouldn't there be a one-word euphemism for a gay middle aged man in a committed hetero marriage, with kids no less, who, completely closeted, fucks dudes ?

That should be a one-worder.
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>>2614961
bro
>>2615971
>he doesn’t know about the boarding school gays
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>>2615970
I didn't go. I didn't find out for a while afterwards to be honest. I hadn't heard from him for a while so I tried to message him. Got nothing. Did a Google search on his name and his obituary came up.

Plus part of me would've felt weird going. He was a widower who had kids and grandkids who didn't know about that side of him. Didn't wanna have to answer questions like "oh how did you know" him and all lol. Not the best at making up a story on the spot lol.
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>>2614950
im attracted to those heavily perfumed tan guys in turbans and dudes with beards and the long robe things
there are a number of closeted immigrant men where i live that hatefuck me
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>>2615976

Sweetie, that is a tale as old as time.
MOST gay liaisons were in those circumstances up until the last half of the 20th Century and still are in many minority communities (never mind Third World). Men got married & pumped out kids, period. If they didn't, they could quickly become the town "weirdo" and have a hard time getting friends of jobs
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>>2614953
From TX? Completely random but knew a guy like this as a kid just wondering
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>>2615982
>Not the best at making up a story on the spot lol.
I was in an "on the spot" situation. Used to meet this old daddy, John, at a senior living center. He didn't have a wife or kids but had a nephew. One day I go over to hook up with him and he opens his door with kind of a worried look. Let's me in and his nephew and his wife are sitting on the couch. The nephew is the police chief from a neighboring town so I recognized him immediately. Sit down and start chatting with them. They asked "how do you know John?" Made up a story on the spot chatted for a few more minutes and then said my good-byes.
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I know a Catholic priest. We've recently been sexting and watching each other jerk off on Skype. He has such a pretty BWC. Hearing him say he wants me to fuck the cum out of him turns me on like crazy. Getting hard just thinking about it now. I met him before he joined the priesthood almost 10 years ago. When he decided to join, he made it clear to me that the whole FWB relationship had to stop (Vows of celibacy and all that). There was nothing sexual between us for 6 years and we kept things friendly but things changed a few weeks ago when we started reminiscing about that times we hooked up. Next thing you know we're having phone sex and getting each other off on Skype (he's in a different state). He's been unhappy lately and has thought about leaving the priesthood which explains his recent behavior with me. I feel bad sometimes for engaging in that sorta stuff with him. He's a close friend and he's expressed his shame and guilt for doing that stuff with me recently. As a close friend I feel like I should be supportive and encourage him to stick with it but once we get going it's hard to stop...
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>>2615151
well, just like women and hetero men, swingers, poly, cucks, gangbangs, whores, sex with strangers, fwb, ons, pedos, rapists etc. most people anywhere is the same with lack of morals, more or less. And its or 5% or 15% or 50% of humans. And maybe most of this on 4chan is made up.
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>>2615183
>I had long time fuck buddy who was straight and married to a woman.
KEK, straight, like your loyality and being decent human vs4m
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>>2616006
No I was originally from Cali now just a little north of you
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>>2615063
Where are you from maybe we are close doubt it but you never know
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>>2615549
Who is the top
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>>2615519
I am diamonds reading this
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>I’ve been buying my GF panties and wearing them.

Pic is from last night
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This is why I'll never have sex/a relationship with another man. Faggots are all beyond fucked up.
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>>2616096
That's hot
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>>2616098
Yes because straight men aren't the least bit weird and have no fetishes to speak of
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One of my brother's friends sorted out that I was less than straight in high school. He had his pants around his ankles and his cock in my mouth in his parents' basement less than a day later. He was husky and kind of a neckbeard but he had banana dick and shot cum like a fountain. I think I sucked his dick at least a few hundred times. We got to the point where I could make him cum in just a few minutes if I wanted to.
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>>2615576
I'm so evil.... lol! I couldn't help myself and I'd be like "Hahahaha! You should let me blow you one time." pause then be like "Nah! Just kidding!!!!"

But I'd probably really blurt out something like "you should let me lick your ass one time!", just cause there's a bit more shock value in such a statement.

And yeah, I'd definitely go after your friend if I had the chance and thought there were signs he was open to it.
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Hey I'm a texas twink hit me up for a good time cowboys i take it and give it
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>>2616122
>fat guy with a giant dick
kino
did you let him fuck you as well?
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>>2614950
my ginger colleague is a stud and i constantly fantasize about sucking his dick and burying my nose in what i'm sure is a glorious fire crotch
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>>2616096
I buy my gf boxers and pretend she's a man when I'm horny.
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>>2614950
I'm 22 and have recently fallen in love with my 33yo junkie brother. I think about him all the time and fantasize about having rough sex with him, breeding his tight hairy asshole, giving him sloppy tongue kisses and loving him forever. I want him as my boyfriend so badly, he's such a lovely guy.
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A UK Indian guy comes to my apartment once a month and I give him handjobs and bjs for $450. The first 2 times he gave me $800 but then he said he couldn’t keep that up. He’s actually very nice and chill. Can’t even fuck me because his cock is so tiny. All I do is rub around his balls and the tip of his tiny cock and he goes ape shit. Then he eats my ass for like 20 minutes. I feed him poppers the whole time because it puts him in a daze and makes the whole thing go faster. We do 1 hour once a month. I kind of hate it but it’s so easy I can’t stop
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>>2616216
damn lucky fucker
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>>2616216
Is he ugly?
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>>2616187
Get high watch porn and offer a brojob. If this doesn't work send an 'accidental' nude or a pic of u sucking cock then go from there
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>>2615727
you sound like a horrible person.
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>>2614952
Married and have kids. My brother-in-law and I fuck whenever we get the chance. A couple weeks ago I blew him in the car while the sisters were shopping. We fish and golf alot. Whenever we go "fishing" it's mostly just me getting bent over. On the golf course we find places where we can blow each other. It's fucking great and we're not stopping, ever.
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>>2616240
He’s not particularly cute but I wouldn’t say ugly. He acts like a British lad even though he’s indian which I enjoy. Utterly obsessed with white boys who look like they could play soccer, which makes my job easy
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>>2615700
Just get fit and most guys will do it for free
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>>2616254
Yeah thats a pretty nice deal
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I fucked a high school kid I met at work. Age of consent is 16 in my state so I didn’t do anything illegal, and he definitely wanted it, but still felt a little predatory on my part.
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Me and one of my friends went through a period of experimentation when we were about 13/14. We still hang out and we actively make gay jokes as a group, but a bunch of ours towards each other are technically true. I assume he hasn't told any of them, and we haven't ever acknowledged it since we stopped.
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>>2616305
That's because it kind of was. I guess so long as it's "legal" and you didn't fuck him up it's fine?
I certainly wouldn't let you look after my kids though (hypothetically, of course. I'll never spawn)
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Back in 2020, when were supposed to have zero contact with people, my horniness went up like 500% and I ended up sucking off like a 100 guys, I couldn't control myself

Miraculously, I didn't contract COVID nor an STD
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>>2616252
How did it start?
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>>2615576
woof what a husky beefy stud, i def would suck his cock. not sure why you haven't made a move yet
>>2615954
no way this is true are u rich af?
>>2616122
how long did that last?
>>2616043
honestly as a fag i wouldn't stop. priest BWC is so exclusive i would go for him hard. does he pray or scream to jesus when he cums?
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>>2616377
sure, jan
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i'm a secret necro fag and jerk off to hot guys who died. no morals here

sometimes i just comb through news sites just to look for names of guys who died and then look them up and fap to them.

have also fapped to a lot of guys who died in the russia-ukraine war. keeps their memory alive, so they haven't died in vain completely. so many hot guys that keep coming
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>>2616503
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>>2616504
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>>2616505
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>>2616506
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>>2616507
Great uniform but no sign of a bulge
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I sometimes pay cute chubs to let me suck their dick and toes. I even pay extra to keep their socks or stomp on my dick.
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i think we have a winner :/
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>>2616043
I was fucking a priest for about a year. Actually, he was a retired priest. They found out he was gay and took him out of a parish and put him in a prison outreach program, then finally retired him. He lived in his deceased mother's house and I'd go over there and he's have gay porn playing, a bunch of toys lined up and holy pictures on the bedroom wall. There's nothing like fucking a retired priest under the disapproving eyes of the Virgin Mary.
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>>2616507
>>2616522

yah he was so hot tho, pants didn't do him justice. bet he had some good equipment there. hope he could at least pass those delicious genes on before he died.

also hope his body wasn't mangled too bad, way too much of a waste, if only i could have gotten my hands on his...

good fap material tho
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>>2616674
lucky
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When I was 35ish, I encounter a twinky faggot on grindr with daddy issues. I hook up with him a fair few times, mainly at my place. Two times he asks if I want to come over to his place because he couldn't make it to mine. First time, I fuck him in what seems like a fairly standard adult bedroom. Second time I go over to his, he leads me to a different bedroom: this one is clearly a teenager's bedroom, and has his school uniform hanging from the back of the door. After I nut in his arse I tell him to be honest with me and tell me how old he actually is, he tells me 16. I know he's lying, press him for the truth and he eventually confesses to being 14. This turns me on so much that I make him put his school uniform on and fuck him again. Never hooked up with him after that because I got spooked that I could get done for being a pedo so I blocked him on grindr.
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>>2614950
Got high with a redneck bear in texas and ate out his ass in a dirty farm shed. If I hadn't been high I'd have vomited.
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>>2616712
Ah man.... he wasn't clean back there? That sucks.

Story though? Was he gay? You only rimmed him? I'm sure he really enjoyed it though and sometimes to make a guy feel good, you just gotta lick the dirtiest of holes.
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>>2615788
sucked off my hookups dick when there was a ton of my shit on it cause he asked me to and kind of loved it...i hadn't cleaned out and that's usually fine for me but it turned me on
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>>2616732
i weirdly enough don't mind shit in general, i just mind that it would be my own shit, which is ew.

If the shit was from the guy or some other hot dude, I would suck and clean it up
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>>2616697
no pedos here pls go back to pol
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>>2616712
i have a new fear now thanks
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>>2614975
This >>2615723
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>>2614950
I had my first experiences with men last week at a nude pool party. Hooked up with a couple hot guys in the pool as the whole thing basically turned into a group sex session, and I really enjoyed myself. I'll definitely be coming back next month as well.

Now I know for sure I'm bi, but no one in my personal life knows, or can know about it
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>>2615730
Based
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>>2616503
That sounds kind of hot, would you preffer to see the body in front of You?
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>>2616697
I tried this so hard when I was in high school and never met any adult like that :(
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>>2614950
I love incest, I wanted to have sex with My dad since I was 11, and I Lost my virginity with my cousin since that age, we fucked for about 10 years after that first one
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>>2616806
One of My fantasies is to be used by a soldier, when I watch horror movies with them being rpist I get so hard and I want to be the victims
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I fucking love to suck off fat guys and swallow their loads

They always cum fast and moan so loud
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>>2616826
hot, tell us moar
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I've given multiple guys the poop dick. I look pretty feminine and well kept, so they don't expect lots of nasty sour cream poop splashing on their dick. I've even farted on a guy before and got a little nugget on him. It's so funny because they're trying to be polite but I can tell they're disgusted. I don't know why they expect some random guy who's been eating all night to have a clean asshole
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>>2616843
You are a disgusting dirty faggot
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>>2616845
Thank you
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>>2615389
>Maybe I want to connect with another man and not have him have that sort of connection with anyone else, because then it would devalue the connection we have?
The fact that you feel this way stems from your personal insecurities.
>It doesn't work like that, and you know it.
Not everyone has the same hang-ups as you and projecting yours onto others is a sign of immaturity.
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>>2615439
Tell a hot story. What do you guys do together? And describe yourselves. Do you look similar?
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>>2615478
This post is psychotic.
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>>2615774
Oh dear. This poster is horribly mentally ill.
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>>2616847
kek
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>>2616803
Yes of course, I'm a necrofah after all.
Always try to get pictures of their bodies which always get posted on one of these telegram groups but the bodies rarely come with the face pics when they were alive or definitive id.

So i use these pics where they are alive more. Also fapped to some of their recovered IDs.
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>>2616843
Jesus this is why I'm a side, if that happened to me I'd never fuck again.
Good bit though, 10/10.
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>Had a crush on a straight friend for years, fell for him hard.
>He gets weird whenever I talk about liking guys, but he was raised religious, just take it as mild homophobia
>Slowly got over it
>Meet a great guy, he's supportive, loving and patient
>Years pass, get engaged to him
>Still friends with straight ex-crush
>He invites me to play this game with him online
>His profile pic is a fucking bisexual pride flag
>Ask why
>He says it's to annoy people grieving
>"Really?"
>"Haha yeah, that's one of the reasons"

What the fuck, man. Was he into guys the whole time? Just recently realised? I thought I was over him and have an amazing partner, why am I so confused?
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>>2616389
Her sister lived with us when they started dating so he was always around. He went with me to winterize the family cabin one fall. We had a shit ton of wood to cut and it was unseasonably warm so shirts were off. He must have noticed me staring at him (like all the time) cause later that night I was sitting at the table when he came behind me and started rubbing my shoulders after I mentioned my neck hurt. Eventually started rubbing my chest and shit and next thing I know we're making out. He loves that I swallow him cause she never will.
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>>2616947
nah, i have very toxic straight friends that use pride flags in games like cod and such just to make others players seethe when they get killed, nothing's gonna happen with him stop being delulu
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>>2616957
Damn dude.... Thanks for that!

Did you always know you were kind of into guys or did it just happen in that moment and you just went with it?

Really really hot, either way. It's almost like a kind of magic when it all falls into place like that. it must have felt like such a rush when it was happening.
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>>2614982
Nice fanfic faggot
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>>2616843

I'm betting you don't get many "second dates"
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>>2616892
How do you find those kind of groupes? I want that, ir makes me so curious and horny
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I have been in a relationship for over 4 years now. I love the guy he is my everything but i never had a chance to whore out and i still want to so bad. Be slutted out and used. Some freaky shit. Never have out of fear of him finding out or getting an STD. If the risk was minimal the amount of abuse my hole would take would be crazy.
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>>2616974
> Did you always know you were kind of into guys or did it just happen in that moment and you just went with it?
He initiated or else it would have never started. I've been bi my whole life I must throw a vibe. I'm way too much of a pussy to have tried coming onto him. Of course I went with it when he did. With dudes, I'm a total sub bottom and he's a fucking smokeshow so fuck yeah I went with it.

> it must have felt like such a rush when it was happening.
It's a rush every time. We have two big things going for us - the sisters are prude Christian girls that would stop putting out entirely of they could get away with it and we both REALLY get off on the risk of getting caught. I do everything she won't. Loves fucking my throat. I cum just about every time he fucks me (unless it's a quickie) and I cannot get enough. So fucking good.

His bang buddy from high school is moving back up here in July and we're already trying to figure out the best way to get the 3 of us up to the cabin with no one else there so he can fuck us both silly for a few days. shits gonna be cash.
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>>2614950
my teen daughter is a lesbian. her best friend is gay. super fem skinny puppy boy. we been sexting for the past 6 months or so. constantly sending me pics and telling me he wants me to fuck him. can't wait til that fucker turns 18.
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why are suddenly so many pedos here, is this just /b/ trying to troll again
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>>2617041
delete those pics. nothing is secure. glowies been 'round these parts for decades.
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>>2617049
gays literally reproduce through grooming wow no surprise there bucko
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>>2617057
very deleted and I've told him to stop. he's got a boyfriend now so I'm hoping this kind of evaporated naturally
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I'm a dad with wife and kids who never plans on coming out, I think it's hotter to resist even though it fucks me up
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>>2617071
>I'm a dad with wife and kids who never plans on coming out, I think it's hotter to resist even though it fucks me up
Same, but if I didn't get out once in a while I'd go crazy, man.

>>2617059
>gays literally reproduce through grooming wow no surprise there bucko
Most of know we're gay, and in my case in particular, literally went looking for older men to be with cause A) we wanted to, B) daddies are hot af and C) couldn't risk fooling around with high school kids because getting caught meant social death and outing. You're not groomed if you want it. I know that's a hot take, but it's the truth. At least in my case it is/was.
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>>2617077
The craziness gives me the sex drive i need to fuck her lmfao. It all works out.
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>>2616965
He's not toxic, or a CoD player, he's a self-proclaimed ally. I'm just confused as to why bi specifically and not gay or even trans if he wanted to piss people off. Rational brain doesn't want anything to happen between us, I have it really good, but lizard brain is fucked up and confused
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>>2617012
not that difficult to find, you can look for the ukraine and russia stuff on telegram by just searching. or using the term "theme 200". really hot bate material there
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in florida and have a wife and four children.
need a partner to go vers with, looking to get a good side arrangement going discreet. goal is to keep it disease free and discreet.
not sure how to get started. did some stuff in college with another guy who is now married with kids. wife knows about it - didnt care - rest of family and kids no idea.
enjoy women fine if they appear to enjoy sex and every woman eventually blows that fuse.
goal is to film myself ejaculating from being fucked in the ass with no stimulation other than penis on prostate
advice on how to find these nice arrangements would be nice.
with regular sex can ejaculate every 48-72 hours, but with hot sex can spurt 3+ times a day.
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>>2617130
Damn how old sir...
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>>2617142
44
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>>2617059
this is your brain on porn and living in america
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>>2617087
>he's a self-proclaimed ally
oh sweetie, you're soooo innocent hahaha i really wish i was this oblivious
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>>2617153
Ah, not even THAT old, but damn 4 children? What were you thinking?
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>>2617162
I like leaving loads in warm places I guess
Back then the old maid was more fun to ride, tight puss, still tight but no longer into raw fucking
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I was orally raped when I was 6, no penetration, guy on his 20sh told me it was candy. Went home mom was worried, teary and angry, was physically abused for not being home for a couple of hours as a result. Didn't know what just happened to me but some reason I had the this instincts that it will be a mistake to tell her about it. Fast forward at the age of 10-11 I have this neighbor who is 17 (Big and meaty cock) who would bring me to abandaon house which serves as a playground for most of the kids, and he would buttfuck (we had no idea we could do a blowjob at that time) me and cum (which I didnt what it was at that time). Grew up liking girls up until I was 13 and all of those stuffs came to me, I liked it and grew a taste for older muscular men. I still have sexual fantasies revisiting the time I was 10 and initiating penetration and oral sex. One of the reason why I am still closeted up until now is because I fear that my childhood is what made me gay. Im 23 and any guy would have been lucky to have me when I was 17 I still look very young and cute because of my genes and was very thirsty for thick meat.
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>>2617169
Isn't it expensive though... I would never have sex with a woman but that sounds scary
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wtf am i reading bro
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>>2617177
it is what it is. looking for the next thing to do in life
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>>2616843
Lol same. I've done the enema thing once but as it turned out I didn't even need it that time. Have had a couple guys know that shit happens and they just put down a towel before. They weren't turned off at all.
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>>2617093
Need more details desu. I don't know telegram that well and I'm also curious
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I have a fetish for hot guys' toothbrushes. I have stolen 3 of them from guys at the gym (when they were in the shower) & one from a really cute guy at work. Except for the work guy, I saw all of the others naked.

Every time right before I jerk off, I *must* brush my teeth, naked, with one of these toothbrushes--it's sort of like kissing them and getting their saliva
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I want a Boomer Stalker that eventually chimps out and rapes me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW_gkL7aj-s&ab_channel=Pelangi21Gay
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>>2617040
Thanks man. I'm beyond jealous!
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>>2617185
Try the apps or maybe doublelist or sniffies. In your profile explain your situation and what you're looking for explicitly, patiently wait for the right guy to pop up, and get your side piece going.
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>>2617231
exciting - i might start with doublelist - thanks.
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>>2617245
I know this might sound dumb, but just in case. make sure you make yourself a throwaway email so that you can keep all of that world separate.
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>>2617259
yeah, ill keep things on the dl for sure and clean separation. thanks for the tip though.
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>>2617259
throwaway email
google voice number
being vague about where I live
being vague about my personal and work life
I always leave my wallet in my car just in case a guy gets nosy (until I get to know him better)

Yeah, I had a guy who went too far so I'm extra cautious.
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>>2617262
>Yeah, I had a guy who went too far so I'm extra cautious.
Like stalking and shit?
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>>2617161
I don't exactly know what you mean here, but I'll post an update anyway
>In VC with him and other friends
>Get invited to the game again
>Decide to just ask him directly
>"Why bi specifically?"
>He goes very quiet
>"Umm, I dunno..."
>Get a PM from him
>He asks to go into a private channel away from the others
>I make up some excuse so the two of us are alone in another channel
>He very nervously says he's been questioning his sexuality
>Says he's not sure yet but he feels like he's either bi or pan
>I tell him that he shouldn't worry about a person's gender, just do what he feels is right

I've decided that I'm gonna support my friend in this and nothing beyond that. I have a good relationship already and a good friendship with this guy. I'm not doing anything to jeopardize either of them.

Lizard brain is still freaking out though.
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>>2614950
>be me
>get molested at 6 by family member
>realize years later that was maybe not so good
>think damn sex is weird tho
>download grindr at 13
>lose virginity to stranger probably thrice my age
>dang im a cool guy
>keeps doing it for years (practically a decade)
>sex has no meaning
>feel numb
>start exposing myself online to curb nympho habits
>doms make me take poppers and bully me into id pics
>be fag exposed on internet
>regret
>is what it is
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>>2614950
my son is 22 and i'm 48. i routinely fuck his 20yo boyfriend (pic semi-related: not him, but very much a mild chadbro.) I top him and give him oral. he's a total top with my son, and my son has no idea.

we hooked up a few times earlier in the same year they met. i sucked him off in my living room 8 days before my son brought him home as his boyfriend.
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>>2617324
>and then you woke up
sure, jan
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>>2617381
this is why faggots will never be accepted in society
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>>2617383
What do you mean? This is a "straight" married man with a son doing the homewrecking. It's the exact opposite of your point.
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>"straight"
surely a straight dude will fuck another dude, not closeted either i bet
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Basically grew up fooling around with with a couple of cousins and friends. Mostly trading blowjobs. Honestly loved it. Still enjoy sucking dick.

Within the last years I’ve started trading BJ’s with a couple of my buddies sons.
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>>2617262

Yep! Leave phone, wallet, jewelry etc locked in the glove compartment of the car.
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>>2617380

If this is actually true, please see a therapist, Anon
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>>2617381
>my son has no idea.

You're 100% sure, eh?
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>>2617380
You might be able to move forward if you make romantic connections that don't involve sex too quickly.

The problems (for me, I'm in a similar place as you) are:
1. I usually fuck it up by having sex on the first date
2. I feel like I'm turning into a romance slut IN ADDITION and "turning on the romance" so guys will like me
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>>2617270
Yeah. I had made the mistake of calling from my personal cell phone early when I met him. We were hooking up for about six months and he caught the feels and started telling me he loved me. I stopped seeing him and he started blowing up my phone and trying to find where I lived. He knew the building that I worked in but not the company so he waited outside to follow me home. It was like Fast and Furious getting away from him.
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legit trigger warning
i molested my father
a month later he committed suicide
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>>2617427
Cade says he doesn't. Plus my son is pretty jealous, so I doubt it. Cade enjoys getting fucked but doesnt want anyone to know so h's motivated to keep it a secret.
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>>2617492
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>>2615247
>>>>breeder
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>>2617382
Honestly, completely serious. I'm not going to do anything with him. He might be potentially bi, but that doesn't mean he's into *me* and I'm not going to risk the great relationship I have right now over an old crush
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>>2617522
whats the OF?
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>>2615136
You're both zoomers, technically.
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>>2615727
>He's fat and boring and ugly.
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I take really long showers at the gym to cruise and shit for guys to jack off or fool around with. Usually starts with the guy across from me in one of the shower stalls noticing I'm hard, then we end up watching each other jack off, then once the showers clear out we stroke or suck each other, a couple times fuck.
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>>2617426
Appreciate the callout, anon. ive tried a few, some completely overlook it and then im too ashamed to emphasize just how debilitating the addiction is, plus it fluctuates in severity. Im also a people pleaser so I feel like I subconsciously alter the narrative/lens to not seem as fucked up/unlikable. I need like a blind therapist or something, but I’ll keep trying.
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>>2615549

I'm a married bi guy and yeah, I've found being "generous" usually helps a lot. I don't start out that way, but once things work out I always offer help and guys have been receptive to it. Even though they weren't looking for it - they usually could use the help. It's a win/win for both. I'm mid-40s and have been with a handful of 20+ year old twunks (my weakness).
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>>2616096

Hot hot hot - I love masc guys who dress fem (but in private - not out in public). Not into crossdressing - except for them panties
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>>2617245
I also live in Florida and have not had good luck with doublelist. DESU I haven't tried it that much, but have yet to have a successful hookup using DL. But I keep trying. It's a great replacement to CL.
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>>2617190
created an empty discord channel so you can join and we can talk about it more
https://discord.com/invite/UyxE8MXw
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>>2617492
hot
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>>2617522
>>2617524
>>2617525
gtfo with the shilling ugly ass nigger
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>>2617552
Doublelist is pretty hit or miss. Sniffies might be better cause it's a website and not an app. I have a feeling he doesn't want an app on his phone that can be found.

He could try Reddit too.
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this is such a cursed thread
why are gays so degenerate
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>>2617759
It's a thread about confessions, on the internet, on this forum. The pedo stuff is not surprising, the necro and poopy dick stuff is slightly shocking. The tooth rush one is prob the most unexpected one for me lol
Me I like bears and such and always wanted my sexy teachers in high school. Kinda sad nothing ever happened, even knowing how scarring that could be. Still, 15 year old me wanted my 37 year old bear teacher so fucking bad it hurt. He was my first real crush, I was devastated when he left the school
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>>2618040
>Me I like bears
based
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>>2618040
literally me
while all the dudes were crushing on the girls I was lusting after the beariest teachers and parents
my depravity got to the point where I befriended my childhood buds solely based on how hot their dads were so when I stayed over I could rummage through family laundry to steal used and sweaty underwear and shirts
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This thread makes me feel normal as fuck.
>>2615151
I feel the same but intelectually i think nothing posted here is unreal, it happens somewhere every day.
I have seen videos of faggots stealing piss from urinals and eating shit so why would i doubt anon doing it with bread too.
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>>2616857
How early were you molested?
>inb4 it wasn't molestation if i liked it
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I wonder if i'm just sexually frustrated incel coomer bisexual or actually bisexual.
I think i might fuck a feminine, well washed twink if i had the chance but the smell of male is disgusting, i wouldn't fuck any of my dudes and i bet if i ever got close to a twink and smelled the Y chromossome on his sweat my dick would wither.
I think i fap to gay porn because i have an anal fetish that is only reinforced by me sometimes playing with my asshole since it's the closest to sex i get.
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>>2618114
i'm a massive faggot and i too am disgusted by the smell of another man idk why, you might just be a faggot in denial
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>>2616377
this is a larp but if it wasn't you would have both strains of herpes and and innumerable variants of HPV
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>>2614950
I told my gf that I had sex with my brother when we were kids (12&13) but she thinks it only happened once. In truth, for the whole summer that year I was his fuck toy. I sucked his cock every day and he filled my ass every night for like 5 weeks (our parents took a trip and only grandma watched over ass)

>>2615135
amazing
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>>2618122
Ewww
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>>2618113
The part of you that felt the need to type and post that is a part of you that you should learn to ignore.
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>>2618115
I like women without effort and their smell is hipnotic.
How do you fuck a man if his smell is disgusting?
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>>2618136
I'm sorry to bring you flashbacks, i was genuinely curious.
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>>2615738
>two watching their rentboi cum.jpg

source for that pic ^^?
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I love going to porno arcade or theaters in adult bookstores to be used by the horny old pervs hanging out there that all swarm as soon as they see someone younger there. I love to act innocent and see how aggressive they get
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>>2614950
That I want to be the cocksucking bitch of almost any heterosexual male I know or came in contact with. I have very flexible taste so age or body type is not an issue, mostly.
Right now I have a "friend" that only contacts me to blow him (he's 33 and I'm 37, both latinos).
I wish my throat was more resistant tho.
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>>2618168
No, you're just a pedo. Don't ask weird questions like that
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>>2615384
Post an email address
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>>2617492
Full story so we can judge and jerk off to the story, but probably fake. Kek
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>>2618122
Usual fake pedo shit.
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>>2615727
Your "bf" deserves better than a shallow faggot whore like yourself
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>>2618192
I guess you would think that a simple number would be enough to get someone jerking off
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>>2618169
babar lookin ass
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>>2618094
are you me
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>>2618186
A porn theatre was my first experience. I was 18 and in uni. On Fridays I had a class at 8:00 in the morning and the next was 4:00 in the afternoon so I had a lot of time to kill. I'd go in town and have lunch with my GF, then catch a movie or two. After about three weeks, I had seen all the feature movies out there so I decided to try a porn theatre. I saw it was a gay porn, was curious so went in.

Go in, sit down, watched and a few minutes later a guy walked in and sat next to me (about 200 empty seats and he chose that one.) After a few minutes he took my hand and put it on his crotch. We both massaged him and then he opened his pants, whipped it out, put his hand on the back on my head and pulled it down to his cock.

You're right. Within a few minutes there were guys standing around with their cocks in their hands. The guy said "let's get out of here" and we walked a couple of blocks to his apartment. Had sex all afternoon (missed my 4:00 class.)

Met him every Friday and ended up breaking up with my GF.
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>>2614950
My professor fucked me when I was dating my husbear. He was also his prof and I was a young freshman and the prof married with a daughter and wife. My husbear was also gonna fail his class and I let him fuck me to give us both As. Huabear doesn't know and he's a science engineer now.
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>>2618231
So hot, I love the guys that take charge like that
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>>2618240
>husbear.
>My husbear
>Huabear doesn't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ0Es-cDSzc
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>>2616096
Show hole
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>>2614950
I look down on gay couples that can’t make an open relationship work. If you aren’t at least having threesomes or foursomes with other couples then you’re doing something wrong. Life’s too short for sexual monogamy. My bf and I made some of our best friends by fucking them first.
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>>2618307
And because this place is full of incels and incel-adjacents, I fully expect this confession to spark more controversy than the ones involving literal pedophilia.
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My BF and I went on holiday to Cambodia-Vietnam-Thailand for 2 months. We ended up getting absolutely wasted in Phnom Penh, had 2 threesome, attended a foam & sex party, all sorts, then we got lost in the sauce and ended up accepting the proposition of 2 ladyboy escorts to top us both. Not sure what it means for our relationship now, it's an awkward thing hanging in the air.
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>>2614950
Guys in Rubber, Latex, and gasmasks really turn me on.
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>>2615247
>queer faggot who unironically complains about heteronormativity, can't experience love and loyalty
not surprised, you autists are insufferable and no one would ever want you for more than an easy hole to dump stds on
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>>2618307
>>>2614950 (OP)
>I look down on gay couples that can’t make an open relationship work
Why? I know tons of fags that are "old fashioned." It's their thing and none of your business. For us, the bf and I both had bad experiences before so we just laid down boundaries. Told him that I wasn't really comfortable with him fucking anyone else and he's totally not ok with anyone else fucking me (has a possessive dom streak) but he LOVES watching me blow other guys, especially while he fucks me. It works for us, especially because I HAVE to be the only guy he fucks. just my thing I guess.
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>>2615183
So were you both in college at first, or just you? Did you both sleep around much before you met?
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>>2618910
>I know tons of fags that are "old fashioned." It's their thing and none of your business.
Well, they’re boring. I’m not telling them to change or anything, that’s just my opinion.
Your arrangement sounds hot and I’m glad it works for you. My bf and I usually prefer to be the ones doing the spit-roasting.
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i wanna make fwbs with guys around my age who are bigger and more muscular than me so they can use and bully me. im talking muscle worship, degradation, forcing my face onto their crotches, pecs and pits, getting used a cumrag, choking on their cocks, etc.

im pretty cumbrained but a virgin cus im socially inept and dont really know how to make friends (especially with dudes) so itll probably just be a fantasy forever
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>>2619131
who better to bully than a socially inept virgin? I believe in your dream, anon
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>>2618316
>holiday to Cambodia
don't forget to pack a wife they said, not to get a wife whose packing
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>>2619131
I feel like doing this with someone so, it surely can't be that uncommon to roleplay this!
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When my straight best friend was going through a breakup, he asked that I play designated driver while he goes on a bender. He drank more when I got him home and he passed out on his bed.

[spoiler]While he was asleep, I sucked him to completion.[/spoiler]
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>>2617520
Update for no one

It is not going well. He's told me so much he's into, and it all lines up with what I'm into. He's said he wants to be a 3rd and just be used and passed around. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. FUCK.
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>>2619751
>While he was asleep, I sucked him to completion
Did this to a coworker when we were drunk one night crashing at his place. Passed out after and woke up and never said a fucking word about until we'd hang out and get drunk and he'd ask me to do it again. It was super weird but he had a great dick so I wasn't about to ruin it.
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every single open relationship cheater ITT should be round up and shot
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New thread?

Bump limit was reached
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>>2614952
my secret is that i hunt emotionally vulnerable straight guys. here's how i do it. i go to a normal bar and find a guy drinking alone and clearly bothered by something. "hey pal can i join" 99%n agree. i ask whats troubling them and they tell me. trouble with wife , broke up with gf, just lonely etc. i treat them to more drinks to get them more open and vulnerable with their emotions. "Sounds like u need someone to take care of u" i start flirting and push myself. then i get more touchy to see their reaction. if they reject i just say that i will satisfies them and let them do whatever they want. some completely reject in which case i just walk away, some are open to the idea and othjers just get more drunk so they can do it. they take me to their house and fuck me silly basically do whatever they want. some meets up again for a quick one while others are just one time thing
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>>2620217
Found the incel
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>>2614961
You must look fucking disgusting, no one even remotely fuckable would do this. Pic definitely unrelated, this guy is hot. Needed some soul bleach
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>>2618307
Nigger where are these gays? Literally every gay couple I know is open.



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