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>>4837017the cycle continues
>>4837090ABSOLUTELY DEMONIC
>>4837094>Meyers discovered on the show Finding Your Roots that his family's original surname, Trakianski, was changed by his great-grandfather to Meyers, after his own father Mejer Trakianski.[6]
>>4837090Kristen the centre of attention again. Do they ever tire of being in her shadow?
>>4837024>this musclegirl steals your qt kstew gf>"yeah she belongs to me now, what are you gonna do about it faggot?"well?
>>4837409a shadow is created when something blocks the light but how can she cast a shadow when she is the light? can you be in the shadow of the sun?
Kristen's interview on some podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/not-skinny-but-not-fat/id1444559244?i=1000650457836https://open.spotify.com/episode/4VPmmGjU6xuBJ6f2f0pejW?si=WkryDgKOR8iTrXxG1Ljtxw&nd=1&dlsi=4acdffd43ab7445f
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https://youtu.be/ELrakvaTh-w?si=QAarzjdAqfgcfQRZ
>>4837889>>4837890>>4837891>>4837892The jew and his golem.
>>4837927but both of them are jews
>>4837891woah ben stiller looks like shit
any KStew with slutty super high heels? post now please.
why bump
>>4838601Perfection
>the rosy cheeks, those ears, the hairmy fucking hearti want to hug her so bad its painful
>>4838972she doesn't look like this any more, kingshe's gone full retard
>>4838994cutieeeeeee
>>4838999It hurts so much. She looked like that at some point but I was 10000km away and didn't care about movies at all.
>>4838994This was so close to being a GOAT pic but she just had to be pulling an ugly face as it was taken, horrible...
>>4839233Anon, she's dressed like a prostitute...
>>4838994If I would've been in the studio, I would've nutted right then and there.
>>4838994AIDS is a motherfucker.
https://www.them.us/video/watch/speed-dating-kristen-stewart-and-katy-obrian-speed-date-each-other
>>4839345I used to be curious about her life but now I think reading interviews that focus on the private life is just a lose/lose scenario.>she says something stupid and it will make me like her less>she says something relatable and then I get sad that I will never be her friendthe celebrities who keep quiet about their private life got the right ideabetter to just look at pictures
I enjoy lickin' the puss. I start at the bellybutton then i lick the puss and the booty hole. I stop at the tailbone. You cant go past the tailbone, that's just nasty, That's a protrusion.
>>4839333https://youtu.be/CrHyQfptGBI?si=P8smOq3OX0oWbyXh
>>4839382https://youtu.be/GgG5Nold-kM
>>4839516> Leader Of The PackOхyeннo!https://youtu.be/gRw3iFGN3rA?si=R9U8H98hbHx4bmZ3
>>4838607someone is getting paid six figure salary for these crap photos lolit's incredibla how far fag lobby can get people with zero talent>>4838992beyond parody.
>>4839516I brake for Suzie
>>4839255Yes.
>>4840391her smile here reminds me of this old meme
I wish she'd stop fucking up. :(
Would you still fuck her, anon?
>>4841430Without hesitation, or a shower first.
>>4841640reeeeeally wish we couldve seen this without the jacket
>>4841640>>4841641That would be instant nut material.
>>4841746I'm pre-ing just thinking about her in a mesh bra and stockings
>>4841979that's the world I wanna live in. now turn around, my giantess
>>4842190>>4842471gorge
>>4838972>>4839185post more adventurelandstew
>>4842190That is ugly, like nasty ugly. Fuck!
>>4843162why?
>>4843167its the same fag that tries to derail every thread on HR that is not MEW or Elle Fanning
>>4843173i know, i'm just asking why he feels that way. if he has no response, fine, if he has a reasonable response, fine, if he has an idiotic one, we can roast him.i'm not into team politics. fighting over which celebrity is better looking is as annoying as people arguing over sports, politics, or whether playstation or xbox is better. its all idiotic.
Great pics. Was about to JO to Kristen. Thank you.
>>4843545>Was about to ** to Kristenstop sinning
>>4843828have you ignored all the latest pictures?
>>4843829of course not but you don't masturbate to the Virgin Mary do you?Kristen deserves the same venerance
>>4843855I've not seen any church approved art of the Virgin Mary going outside wearing panythose and a braalso i havent seen her make a movie where she has a sex scene and jacks 2 guys off at the same time
>>4843538>Kristen Jaymes "I'm SUPER GAY!" Stewart taunting her heterosexual fanbase againhas anyone ever sued the Gay Mafia and won? tired of the false advertising and malicious intent.
>>4843926>Kristen Jaymes "I'm SUPER GAY!" Stewart taunting her heterosexual fanbaseWhat's the contradiction tho
It's Kristen's birthday, so I'm going to bump the thread with a few pics.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqJxLt0KWOM
>>4844770:3
Kristen's Birthday Party will probably be insane fun, ending with drunk scissoring.
>>4844734Post pictures of her in her birthday suit.
>>4844739>>4844740>>4844741cutieeeeeee
>>4844870Don't post photos she didn't consent to release. It's just shitty.
>>4844890you can't put the milk back in the titty, my friend. they're out there, they aren't going away.
>>4844734It's Kristen's birthday, so I'm going to pump my pp to a few pics.
>>4844917>>4844920isn't this the part where she pulls her tits out?
>>4844890ive got one she consented to release. Its from the movie Lizzie.
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Imagine people caring it’s your birthday
>>4844890Those leaks were viral marketing and 100% intentional
>>4844734>>4844735>>4844736we didn't know how good we had it...>>4844770not the same person; undeserving of a birthday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_82uLixDHkMan I can't even remember how I was at that age but I feel like I was an idiot. She is so mature and articulate. Gonna watch 2 of her kinos I haven't seen before to celebrate.
i will watch Twilight tonight in honour of her birth
>>4844982>>4844983>>4844984Awwww
i hope she has good sex tonightshe's earned it
It's sad when you're the sole employer of your entire circle of friends including your never wife.
>>4845045that's not true tho
>>4845062>my guyOh no.
>>4845007watched Fierce People finally I found out where this picture is fromWas expecting a mix of cozy and drama but didn't expect the dark turn in the 2nd half. Didn't really like that. Wish Stew also had more of a role than just being the love interest. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ9IbDb7wNYShe's so smart.
>>4845123watched The Yellow Handkerchiefwas a lovely movieas someone who has never been there I found the southern scenery serene. the cinematography was beautifulKristen slipping in and out of a southern accent was funnyWilliam Hurt is an actor I never seek out but every time I enjoy his performance
Every day I am in awe of her beauty and I'm grateful I was born in the same timeline and get to marvel at her in so many movies and pictures.It truly is a happy birthday.
>>4845045Isn’t it though?It always feel like they’re a bought and paid for entourage.
>>4845176her circle of friends has been quite tight and stable for years, like Suzie is her school friend, they've been friends their whole lives. all of them have their own lives and some kind of profession/occupation. well, except for Suzie, who indeed used to be employed by Kristen as her personal assistant during movies' filming.
>>4845182Bet Suzie is a great fuck.
>>4845182why did I not go to school with her?although chances are since I was into video games and anime at that time and thought books were lame and didn't even watch movies we would have nothing in commonwhy does life have to be like this?
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>>4845291>groping those soft chubby thighs and pulling down the tight jorts>spitting on sexpot Suzies sweaty perfect pink pusybutthole and massaging it with my boner while a super salty, "SUPER GAY" Stewart malds in the corner before storming out because she "needs a smoke"SUCKS TO BE YOU, "BRO"... HAH! *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP*
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>>4845303What possesses someone to type something like this?
No superheroes, no star warsShe makes the films she wants to makefilms of substance and originality
>>4845407i wish she'd make an experimental porno if you catch my drift
>>4845291How I get a Suzie gf
>>4845291Suzie is peak PAWG
>>4845305Why so French?
>>4845748go to a trashy bar, she's probably pouring drinks.
watched In the Land of WomenI didn't like the movie at all but I thought she gave a great natural performance.But I have to ask a question: are we cucks? In almost every movie we watch her play the love interest. Although to be a cuck I guess you need to be in a relationship first... I know relationships are a huge part of life but I wish for more movies without them.
>>4846111>But I have to ask a question: are we cucks?pretty much
I can't look at her and not feel sad, she's so pretty and she knows it to the point where she ruins herself with shitty clothes and trash tattoos
>>4846345don't forget that yee yee ass haircut
>>4846577someone diddle her hard for her to turn out this way.
>>4847080BOGGEDOGGED
>>4847095she bought?
>>4846939This but the fags will never admit that.
>>4846345she looks gorgeous tho
>>4847095it does look a little off, like she got buccal'd like Anya
watched Anesthesia as I watched all her main roles movies and this might be the worst movie I forced myself to watch. It's like a high budget Dhar Mann youtube video. Also she is barely in it.
Do you think KStew is an illusion? Like how a psychic might use some psychologial and statistical tricks to make you believe that they know personal things about you there is something about her that just makes me feel a personal connection. It's only when I see her being mentioned elsewhere it sinks in that "oh she is a multi-millionaire actress known by millions of people". With everyone else I can see this wall that separates me and a famous person no matter how charming or "literally me" they appear but with her I walk into it.
>>4848037cutieeeeeee
>>4849323Allo, yoba, eto ti??https://youtu.be/5ATJuisF1fA?si=mEtB9xsUTnZjcOFS
>>4849337Кpинжyeшь?https://youtu.be/AIMFf2DlwvE
>>4849347Manic Pixie energy here.
>>4849347> Кpинжyeшь?Oт caмoгo ceбя.> In The Halls And Chambers Of Stardust The Crystallic Heavens OpenКaкoй жe КaEфhttps://youtu.be/5SxFQzeII2U?si=GfNe2qfYKklkJCHy
>>4849355https://youtu.be/puMzi0pwa9s>Oт caмoгo ceбя.Ha cкoлькo пo дecятибaлльнoй шкaлe?
>>48493651,488/10https://youtu.be/MClPhuqL6nE?si=Tzv8Bo7dgoA8u9lk
>>4849380https://youtu.be/udHleiRuNqgA ты фyтбoлкy "я pyccкий" cними и cpaзy мeнee кpижoвo cтaнeт.
>>4849392> фyтбoлкy "я pyccкий" cнимиПoзднo, пpинт yжe oтпeчaтaлcя нa гpyди [spoiler]и внyтpи нeё[/spoiler]https://youtu.be/nUvKBB9pB3c?si=LiuuyYJgtst_UJGs
>>4847587<3
>>4849949>simple jack
>>4849949she lost allegedly lost her virginity to the guy shorter than her
>>4849986he's just leaning more in the pic, he's 5ft 6
>>4849949I thought she wouldn't act before she finished her movie
>>4850040Sacramento was filmed in May 2023.And Kristen has like 5 minutes of screentime there, since she was on the shoot only for a few days
Do you guys ever attempt to write erotic stories or scenarios about Kristen?
I dreamt that I met her at a premiere and when she sees me she opens her arms and smiles at me like she knows me and is really happy to see me again and I was so happy but when we hug her voice is like a mechanical recording and it tells me to take the device out of her pocket and it's like a weird little box where you can put your fingertips in and it covers them with membranes to give you different fingerprints and when we stop hugging we're alone suddenly and all the happiness and warmth is gone and she's doing something on a computer like hacking some federal databank to place my fingerprints somewhere and she's really mean like she knows I'm her bitch and she can do anything to me and ask anything of me and I'll never say no and she's just using me to set up some CIA style hit where I get framed as the shooter and it felt really fuckign bad.
>>4851014That's cool bro. Last night I dreamt I sucked her toes while I fucked her pussy. It was pretty gud dream. Like a 10/10 dream. Would dream again.
>>4851287Me on the left
>>4851751niiiiiips
There's a scene in camp xray where a prisoner throws his poo on her.
>>4852389I got turned on when she kicked that guy in anger. I want to see dark Kristen. Also you know you got issues when you watch a movie like this and all you think about is whether enduring it all would be worth it to get to talk to her every day through a small window.Also that party makeout scene triggered me a bit.
>>4852396Right there with you on all accounts.I also kept thinking how insane that fictional character must be to want to soil something so beautiful and how retarded that marine was to try to bumrush her vag with 0.2 seconds of foreplay.
I watched Spencer last night, it was niceKnowing I will never have two sons with Kristen is not so nice
>>4853336I found it one of the harder kstew movies to get into.
>>4852987She looks so soft...I want a thighjob from her
>>4853649no you don't...
>>4853886Oh yes I do! But I want something tender, sweet and sexy
>>4854000
I need.
>>4853978>>4853979>>4853980gayest lesbian I've ever seen. can't believe anyone ever bought her very surface level, being straight ACT. its just so obvious.>>4853999>>4854001>>4854002ah yes, here's the subtle and deeply GAY person who is absolutely not acting.
>>4854020Imagine the strench.
>>4854135I can't seem to imagine anything else.
When will she stop dressing like a goober? I miss the old Kris10.
>>4854241is goober slang for lesbian, than probably not
>>4854242>goober (chiefly US, childish slang) A foolish, simple, or amusingly silly person.
>>4854241I like her cozy effortless style.The real problem is that thin greasy looking hair. I don't know what is going on with that. Does no one have the courage to tell her how bad it looks?
>>4854241she was dressing like this her whole life, lmao. you'll never see her in heels and dresses outside movies and red carpets, that ain't changing
I saw an ad with an actor and that made me think: how come she has never been in any ads during the height of her Twilight fame? There is the Porsche commercial she did early on, Florabotanica and the Chanel ambassadorship and that's it.
>>4854441Why would she need them? She's not particularly fame or money hungry. Though she obviously has plenty of both anyway.
>>4854250100% agree>>4854396i don't want her to wear heels and dresses i just would like if she'd stop dressing like a homeless drug addictshe needs to go back to this: >>4854429
>>4854612> stop dressing like a homeless drug addictthankfully, she doesn't.> she needs to go back to thisthat's not even her casual look lol, she was dressed up for The yellow handkerchief promotional event on Sundance
Come discuss her latest kino with us on /tv/>>>/tv/198587233
>>4854250There is nothing wrong with product-styled hair. It's even kinda of a trend nowadays.
>>4854904>>4854905I think I haven't seen these yet
>>4854906Yeah same here, chanced upon them in a random folder unrelated to 2008 sundance and there's a couple I didnt have.
>>4854666No thank you Satan. /tv/ is the pits.
>>4854904derpstewwas the lazy eye poster right after all?
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>>4854905i've been looking at this photo for a while nowshe is so close I almost feel like I can reach through the screen and touch her
>>4855394The best kind of photo.
>>4855388>>4855387>>4855386>>4855385https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqb4R6Pyyv4
There are so many interviews of hers I haven't seen yet and it bothers me that there is so much footage of her I haven't watched but all it took was watching a few minutes and I broke down crying because I wish I could talk to her.
>>4855573Unavailable in naziland :(
>>4855777Dude you need to stfu at some point, it's getting annoying
>>4855939I was drunk sorry it won't happen again.
>>4855946ignore that shitternever stop posting your weird postsi love them>>4855912rip
>>4856090is it that weird though?she just seems so passionate and thoughtfulif i had the choice between a week of talking to her with no physical contact, not even a hug or a week of sex with no talking i would pick the talking
>>4856381I dont think it's weird. Love>lust.
>>4856381it's a little weird but it's not like you're hurting anyoneyou do you, king
>>4856699It's bringing down the vibes and a self-absorbed thing to do as I imagine everyone is feeling the same but keeping it to themselves. It leads nowhere as all you can reply with is "okay or I know that feel". Even if she is a successful person who will never read this thread I nevertheless find it unfair to flip something positive like her putting her beauty out there into a negative because it makes a loser like me feel lonely. That's on me. If god exists I wouldn't want to give him the idea that he should stop making beauty like this to save some losers fee fees. It's just her beauty is intense I just can't help but go fuuuuuuuck.
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