>>5096436>"this will piss off the straights" - the photographerno. i like it.
nghhh SweatStew
>>5096436>>5096439Yeah I was immediately fapping like a retard to that set when it came out.
>>5096437Powerful
>>5096445i just want to scoop her tiny body up, take her away and have a lot of fun with her.
Jacob Krueger
Do you have that pic of Kristen crouching in the street (looks like a back alley) near some cars?
>>5096616not OP but this one seems similar
What's the point in jerking off to Teresa Palmer's ugly crackhead brother?
>>5096714Her feet are so fucking erotic.
>>5096795
>>5096714It was more secluded. It really looked like she was squatting to take a piss
>>5096796How is it that her feet are literally the only part of her body that don't look like they smell of foot?
she needs to grow her hair out again to offset that lipless foot face
>>5096800imo this is the best part of her entire body
her toes are so perfect, and I still find it surprising about her for some reason. She just doesnt seem like the type that would have feet like this, but the more you think about it the more it fits
It's incredible how much being surrounded by fags can whore a woman out.
>>5096848>>5096851>>5096796absolute perfection
>>5096616
I once wore the same jockstrap for a month without washing it then left it in my locker until it grew mold and it smelt better than she does
bow to your queen
>>5096972the fishnets are FIRE
this is the only picture of Kristen you need
>>5097000That's a post-op tranny.
>>5097000you're not wrongalso, checked
>>5097000>k-stew's face when she reads your post
>>5097000>tripsfeels like an Arby's night
>>5097000I think scientists who study primates like chimps sometimes use pictures of female genital swellings as a method of identifying particular animals since chimp faces all look the same to humans. But you would need a verified picture of Kristen to compare it to.
>>5097025there are plenty of images of her vag. some expert could probably verify.btw there is another pic of a butt from her leaks which is definitely not her.
>>5097030beautiful normal girl body
>>5097030You just know there's an unflushed turd in that bowl
>>5097031Weirdly defensive thing to just blurt out randomly
>>5097047
>>5097000>this is the only picture of Kristen you needcertainly if your primary goal is to blow your load
>>5097051The ultimate challenge wank
>>5096439>>5096958>>5096959This motherfucker really thought he could photograph a sweaty, worked up, topless, KStew looking like she just finished doing a set of bench press reps and is coming up to put her face in your balls and thought I wasn't going to jack off to it.
>>5097066no one thinks about you at all
>>5096948dat dimple
>>5097000well, when I'm gooning to kristen it's true that I never make it past that picture
Not a fan of K to the Stew.
>>5097083not a thread for you then
>>5097050cooter moment
>>5097083https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWaOfSeh9C8
that shit she made with the chink is available for the pirate now... but idk it seems animated... don't tell me it's just cartoonish cgi stew
>>5097096for the most part. but her trad-look was hot af.
>>5097049Struck a nerve.Too easy.
>>5097066>NOOOO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! IT'S ARTISTIC, IT'S ART! STOP BEING A HETEROSEXUAL MALE!!>>5097068Seething dyke lol
https://vocaroo.com/1kB9zGOysItw
>>5096962my Lord, kill that fucking faggot demon and his balding freak.
Kristen Stewart has great genes.
>>5097000I wish I could eat her pussy
>>5097170I wish I could eat her fart box
>>5096439>>"this will piss off the straights" - the photographerI don't get it, is this an actual quote? How was that supposed to piss off anyone?>>5096964Charleston step Kristew is fucking erotic
>>5097167for feet and face yeah, but the rest is pretty shitty
>>5097280For sweat glands
>>5097280I wouldn't agree with the face part desu but she does have lovely feet
>>5097305and legs
>>5097359And basically everything else. I want to blend my genes in her genes, if you know what I mean
I hate nu, Stew. I only like ol', Stew!!!
>>5097416meh, she was boring and unnatural
girl vs woman
>>5097421>boring and unnaturalYou just defined, 'the girl next door'. appeal. Advertising firms and even Playboy to some extent spent billions to mimic that endearing quality.
>>5097413i just want to go vintage guitar shopping with kris10, and for her to buy me one that i like because she loves me. then we go home and fuck until the following weekend.
>>5097470is that really too much to ask?
>>5097603i don't think so.
>>5097686based
>>5097695i just want us to write songs about each other, that we only show each other.
>>5097696we should start a band, bro.
>>5097698i want her to sing to me.
>>5097699wholesome
>>5097701its what she deserves.
>>5097708why do i gotta love tiny white women, when none of them like me?
unironically there should be a smiths biopic where pattinson plays morrissey and she plays johnny marr.
>>5097740Kino
>>5097011You wish, dyke lol.
do you think she's watched her own deepfakes? i like to think she's jilled off to kyler quinn as her.
>>5097740oh god
sun's out, buns out
>>5097421Jewish brainrot.
>>5097851>hey Kris10, it's so hot outside, would you like to explore the derelict house?>sure anon! Let's go deep inside *wink* those ruins>*PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP*
>>5097785i know, she's perfect. like when blanchett played bob dylan. or how tilda swinton should play bowie.>>5097877ai upscaled slop.
>>5097881>ai upscaled slopit was actually completely ai generated. sorry for the boomer moment.
kris could kick my ass
>>5097896imagine getting paid for getting your ass kicked by stinky sweaty stew
>>5097914Kris could not kick my ass, but she could fingerbit if she wanted
>>5097359those pure pale pegs gone... like cum down the drain...>>5097417I'd like prime Stew treat me as a human toilet and blow her buggers in my mouth
>>5098044We get it, you're a gross virgin.
>>5098047"how can you say you love her when you havent even eaten her poop?"
>>5097914that kick from that bodymass wouldnt take down a 12 year old
>>5097775>Kyler Queen as herPlease say more
>>5098078even though kyler is taller, its a pretty good body match. i've seen a few videos with that combo.
>>5097775>>5098118i hope you fuckers realize that that shit is now illegal in us of a
>>5098129>>5098118>>5098078so is not ever paying for her movies, but that hasn't stopped me.https://adultdeepfakes.com/videos/40282-kristen-stewart-to-kyler-quinn-pack-4/
>>5098131>deepfakeshorrible, as expected. you can have much more fun with stable diffusion, but nothing beats the real thing anyway..
>>5098132none of it is good. i was just asking if SHE masturbated to the ones of herself, because i thought it was a funny idea.
>>5098133if anything, i'd think she might find interesting/arousing that she has one of the most leaks out of all the celebrities out there. how many celebs do you know that have their boobs/pussy/asshole publicly available?
>>5097883That long blond hair she had in 2022 was her most conventional look she looked so heteronormative.
>>5098147nose hair waifu>>5098144aka the last time she didnt look like hammered shit
>>5098131How can I download it?
>>5098150>last time she didnt look like hammered shitand yet you fuckers acted like it's the end of the world when she shaved her hair in 2017. you're so easily fooled by makeup/hairstyle.
I wish I was straight so I could be into her. She's beautiful.
>>5098237>Implied barefooteryShe definitely knows.What a slut.
>>5098222clipgrab . org
>>5098228it never gets better, but sometimes it's less awful.
>>5096436Be sure to get regular check ups when you work out.
>>5098261She probably sniffed those same heels to charge herself sexually before unleashing her lust on a poor innocent teen starlet. God I wish I were there
>>5098129>FBI open up!>oh shit! Not my cute and funny collection!>What? No sir, we're here for the Kris10 fake you were making on MS Paint. NOW GET ON YOUR KNEES! HANDS OVER YOUR HEAD! KEEP THOSE FUCKING HANDS AWAY FROM THE MOUSE I SAID! THE SUBJECT IS NOT COLLABORATIVE! HE'S STILL PASTING CELEBRITIES FACES ON NAKED PEOPLE! AAAAAAAAAA>*POW POW POW*
>>5098135she'd find the idea of people stealing her private moments insulting. but the idea of people wanting to see her fuck so bad, but not being able to, so they plaster her face on someone fucking? that would make her narcissistic actress brain set on fire with lust.
>>5098358so, did she have a brain tumor the whole movie, and there weren't any ghosts?
>>5098358>>5098567was she turned on by the thought of her dead brother asking her for nude pictures?
>>5098533well, it's the usa. people get shot for way less.
>>5096436just let me pick her up with the bowling ball grip
BLACKED
>>5098912i just want her to be my cool girl friend who blows me in the car on the way to the record store.
>>5098912>bongreally?dopamine hits are taking over skin real estate
>>5098916completely expecting to fall in love all over again when that stoner chick flick comes out.
>>5098917those are fake tats for her upcoming movie
>>5098918i don't smoke weed, but if i had a calm, cool, and horny stoner kris10 gf, i wouldn't complain.
>>5098886i think it's hot she being blacked, but godamn that's a chemistryless kiss, americans i guess...
>>5099104yeah american fuck yeah.
>>5099104>i haven't seen the movie.bmp
>>5098921and somehow nearly as bad and dumb as her IRL doodles
>when your a lesbian and a 90s definition of a faggot
>>5099104She was trying not to puke from the darkie's stink, give her a break ffs
AI might be on to something
>>5099418imagine having access to the non-quantized full resolution model
she breaks my heart.
>>5096954Eyes look blue>>5096955eyes look green
>>5098886chat is this real
Couple weeks ago, cocksucka, I’m thinkin’ — maybe it’s time to clean up my image. I don’t wanna get cancelled before I’m dead. So I go to this trans activist rally — big crowd, rainbow flags, everybody’s holdin’ signs and dudes are wearin' dresses and shit, real positive energy.Kristen Stewart’s up there lookin' greasier than my arteries, givin’ this heartfelt speech — real tearjerker stuff. I’m standin’ in the back, tryin’ to clap at the right times, pretend I belong.I even wore a clean shirt — no mustard stains, nothin’. But I made the rookie mistake — two stars of death before I left the house. So I’m floatin’, cocksucka. I’m starin’ at a porta-potty like it’s a Salvador Dalà painting.And that’s when I hear it…Squeak… squish… squeak… squish…The fuckin’ crowd parts — and here he comes. J-Tard. The pride of the mildew kingdom. Rollin’ in that Herman Miller chair. He’s got a rainbow flag taped to his chest with duct tape, but it’s soaked through with God-knows-what.He’s yellin’, ‘KRISTEN! IT’S ME! I’M LITERALLY YOU!’ — and bro… he’s got her actual face printed out from a magazine and glued over his own like a third-grade art project. Only problem is it’s upside-down.Kristen’s eyes go wide like she just saw a shark fin in a swimming pool. People start movin’ away — the smell hits. It’s that J-Tard signature… like wet cardboard, expired milk, and raccoon diarrhea.One guy in front of me whispers, ‘Is that thing breathing?’ and I’m like, ‘Yeah, unfortunately.’ The fuckin’ wheels are leavin’ stains on the asphalt. Two protesters faint.Security drags him off like they’re takin’ down an autistic animal — he’s screamin’ about Formula 1 and callin’ everybody too poor. Kristen’s speech is over, the rally’s done, and I’m standin’ there so high I just start clappin’ again… for nobody.
>>5100150Its from Seberg (2022) kristen's forgotten jungle fever movie.
>>5100160it was a joke retard
>>5096436She looks like she smells of hot garbage.
>>5100161>le chat is this realyntgb zoomer
Snow White Stew is best Stew
>>5100172man, that's nice every time I see it
>>5100171Best unintentional comedy ever
>>5100172I know for a lot of people, it's her face or her boobs or her feet, and I like all those things too, but with this picture what really gets me is that belly, especially that navel. I just want to stick my tongue in it and french kiss it while she laughs and squirms.
>>5100209You must like teenage boys
>>5100214are you one of those insecure 'heteros' who would never fuck a short-haired fit chick cos it would be too gay?
>>5100235Not at all. My wife keeps her hair short and I honestly wish she wouldn't work out so intensely. I'm thankful her breasts are so big and full at her age, even though the exercise has shrunk her ass somewhat. I just think Stewart is built like a boy.
>>5100249And I just think you are a tasteless faggot. So what?
>>5100249I too go to generals of celebs i don't like just to shit on them. completely non-deranged thing to do.
>>5100486These garbage AI upscales need to go.
>>5100487you're right
>>5100488I said they need to go.
>>5100489>>5100491Again, these are garbage and need to go.
>>5100490that's not an upscale, idiot.
>>5100493Yes it is.
>>5100495no, it's not. show me any upscale artifact in that pic, you fucking expert.
but i agree that the first one i posted (and deleted) obviously was
>>5100488Well it's easy to tell just by looking, but you can also simply compare it to the original and see glaring differences.
>>5100498ok, you're right. i couldn't tell on my shitphone.god i hate GayI so much...
>>5099418woah, is that reve? the tats are on point
>>5099418She fucking wishes she had a body like that
>>5100249>wifeBig doubt.>>5100214>You must like teenage boysI don't know what boys you've been looking at friend, but as a former teenage boy myself, I can confirm I didn't have ANY of those bodyparts or shapes in that picture.
>>5100572Or a chin.
>>5100514Her real legs are sexier and more shapely.
>>5100581Good one.
>>5100581Those big stinky yoghurty roast beef granny flaps are barely being contained
>>5100587Those stockings have a big ventilation gusset and were meant to be worn under a dress but kristen does not follow the rules.
>>5100597the crazy thing is she could sell them for millions if she wanted to.
>>5100623As a bio-weapon?
>>5100609love this set
>>5100609>>5100880those shorts are pure sex
twenty twenty-two is the best stew, buttwenty twenty five has a similar vibe
>>5100160Beautiful. Black Cocks Matter.
kys niggerfaggot
>>5100160>SebergThis hideous monstrosity doesn't hold a candle to Jean Seberg.
fresh paps
>>5101793>CoalburnerKstews clears easy.
>>5102043Holy shit, I've never seen such a brutal mogging.
>>5102211I know.. cj is such a bae
>>5102101I thought she was getting rid of the pink hair, but no its just the glare in those pictures.
>>5102307Why get rid of them? When I saw picrel in a previous thread she made me go full pervert, urging me to fill her hair nest with cum several rimes until it turned crusty and stiff, ready to be showered with a powerful stream of piss. Of course, she'd furtively lap the piss/cum/KStew-unwashed-hair-grease mix running down her face and make glutton grunts after tasting and swallowing it
>>5099544And my dick!
Drunk and plapping for mommy Kristen after a long week, hits the spot
y'all need jesus
>>5098886I've tried fapping to this scene so many times, she looks so fucking hot in that robe with her booba peeking, but Anthony Mackie takes me right out of the scene. Can't even enjoy the BLACKED taboo aspect of it. Such a low T black man with that fish face, distracting to look at.
i'm blue da ba dee da ba die
>>5104349Time for some color correction...
>>5104349i'd give anything for a threesome with kris10 and julien baker, at least before julen fully troons herself out.
>>5105250speaking of threesomes...
>>5105284nope, this is the one. the one and only.
>>5105284That's a good image to use that AI video gen for kissing
>a weekly threesome with your KStew wife and your flavor of the week actress crush>Sitting back and watching Kristen work her lesbian magic while you rest up for round 2One can only dream.
>>5105446stew's pov. you've been left out again.
>>5097000Why is this spammed in all threads
>>5105446>>5105321>>5105284>>5105250For me, it's the Mackanzie Foy foot fetish grooming...
>>5105625Is there anyone who doesn't mog Kristen?
>>5105629You said that because you didn't see Mackanzie with Kristen's stinky foot throatfucking her. That way she mogs even harder
>>5105457The person on the right has been tentatively IDed by her necklaces as St. Vincent one of Kristen's many former lovers. The person on the left might be Kristen and she might even be wearing the same white shirt.
>>5105926nice
>>5105471people be horny. it's not even known if it's stew or some of her gfs.
>>5105471I'm sorry you're a homosexual.
>>5105926definitely kris. I can tell by her sole thigh mole.
>>5097280Nah, her flawless White skin is top tier as well.
>>5106590nta but it hasn't been flawless since the first tattoo
>>5106590>Flawless skinlmfaooooo
>>5106730i don't care about tattoos, so it's still flawless to me
>>5105457>Kristen tribbing some hot young starlet while you sit in the corner>Kristen looks up at you and winks while the girl moans her nameHot
>>5107144You are objectively wrong.
is kstewbro here
>>5107158Is the wink a signal for you to join and reverse facefuck the starlet while her throat lays on the edge of the bed?
>>5107158fuck yes, Kstew with fresh tite starlets every night, giving them meth and then doing anything she wants to their bodies
>>5107208nobody cares what you think, faggot. clearly not a thread for you.
>>5107473It's not "what I think", it's an objective fact.
KStewxSt.Vincent was her hottest coupling.
>>5107208>flawless to me>you're objectively wrongare you stupid or something?
>>5107864kristella for lyfe
This thread stinks worse than my granddad's colon cancer farts
>>5107158Need a KStew bull to Dom my gf in front of me.
She was cute when she was young (post those pics) but now just looks like a generic white trash chick.
posting more 2025 pics to piss off chuds.btw, september's gonna be lit! can't wait for the festival appearances
>>5109770>I deliberately entered a thread full of things I don't like
>>5107144>If you ignore the flaws it's flawless>>5107958>Somethings "flawlessness" is subjective Are YOU retarded, or just ESL?
>>5110475Try not to be a intolerable cunt for one day and see how you feel.
>>5110324I refuse to believe anyone coming into this thread doesn't bust at least one nut per day to Kristen.
>>5110493Then you truly haven't left your bedroom in years
>>5110475but these are not flaws to me, i don't have to ignore anything
>>5109770>he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. terrific guywe get it, chud. no need to out yourself like that.
>>5110493Pray you never enter a celeb thread over on /b The most regular Kristen poster has no sexual interest in her.
>>5110670of course. that's why they post her. you fucking idiot.
>>5110675explain your reasoning.
>>5110686oh, I didn't realize you're an american. let me clarify-it was a sarcasm.
>>5110700i dont understand. must be missing some context
Kristen in a short sleeve button up with black tie, tartan skirt, thigh high socks and thick rimmed glasses!
>>5110476Faggot.>>5110502You are objectively wrong.
>>5111252You're using that upscaler wrong.
when it's time for that P-spot stimulation
Ugly dyke
>>5110700fuck you
>>5111261What upscaler do you use?
I want to see Kristen get domm'd by Karen Gillan
>>5111645needs a no loitering/soliciting sign above her head
>>5111648Based
>>5111656My balls.
>>5112090Is that her dyke gf?
>>5112362Based
>>5112737lol
>>5111645those shorts are very short. She must be ovulating.
>>5112773That's her dyke wife
>>5112812pokies
>>5112362funny coincedence - Karen Gillan liked this post >>5112090 on Dylan's instagram. wonder if Karen and Kristen know each other irl
>>5112737like she'd give a fuck
>>5112812Dylan and her gigantic head are so fucking hot. I want to make love to that easter island statue.
