previous>>5170691
Needs big fake tits
>>5192344We seriously don't hate women enough.
>>5192344Either keep the drugs away from her or the microphone.
>>5192344Kristen stewart lives in Los Feliz, a gated and heavily garded community in Los Angeles. She doesn't go anywhere without a bodygoard in tow. Only mexicans she meets are mutes tending the shrubbery and every nigger she knows sucked more cock than her. If cholos moved to Los Feliz she'd get gangraped wihile going for a mocha latte.
>>5192344>>5192349>>5192375well and who's going to deliver her food right up to the doorsteps of her mansion in a rich neighborhood without immigrants? stop being so full of yourself, goddamn chuds!
>>5192344https://youtu.be/4R5VOBDL8Ug?t=12This is interesting, I don't remember seeing her this obviously zoinked on drugs in an interview before. New arc incoming?
>>5192390>She doesn't go anywhere without a bodygoard in towThat applies to the public events only, she's not using them in her daily life.>gated and heavily garded communityNot true as well, since she moved out that house few years ago to the one outside any gated community. She did build a fence around it though, as we can see on the pic above
>>5192392she's not high, she just doesn't know how to elaborate on her intial "immigrants" answer. so she just adds her usual random "justfuckoff" answer which indeed come out as a word salad, since obviously neither does she really care about this problem nor have any real thoughts or opinion on it. shouldn't have make it political, simple as. but gotta show her support to the cause, i suppose.
>>5192402Kristen Stewart wants to be opinionated renegade indie director, that's her identity now. She reads Joan Didion but it never clicks. Such an amazing little whore skunk.
>>5192390bro. her best friend is a spic.
>>5192392This is so fucking funny, man. I'm not even talking about the content of what she's saying, but how she's saying it. She's such a fucking autist, this is textbook spaghetti-spilling
where are the feet pics
>>5192392what did she mean about the burgers in the daytime ?
>>5192289
>>5194381Someone needs to adjust the brightness and contrast
Anal sex with Stew
>>5194381cutieeeeeee
>>5194403<3 gotta love her genuine non-photoshoot smile
>>5194381omg you can see her tiny black panties and lack of bra.
>>5194571Its unreasonable how beautiful she is.I mean you have to be beautiful obviously to a degree to work in the industry but this is just ridiculous.
>>5194949Based Junkiestew. Wish she would grow her big long hair again.
>>5193548>>5193549>>5193550>>5193551cumming!
>>5195178
>>5195346imagine the stench
>>5195590love the 2000s vibes
>>5196835>>5197587i hate that stupid-ass faggot wannabe photographer responsible for these photos like you wouldn't believe
>>5197687Not dunking the camera in vaseline would be a definite improvement
>>5192763now we're talkin'
why dont I see the retarded leg tattoo?
>>5198958There is some kind of liner obscuring the view.
>>5198958because you're blind
>>5200546>>5200549pretty princess
>>5201030gross>>5201034mogged
She perpetually walls and unwalls.
God. I want to ram my dick in her
>>5202631lol, looks like two strippers with an excited young boy.
>>5202720Something of an expert on excited young boys are you anon?
>>5202631all the stars are here>bella is somehow the only one without a sextapebaffling
>>5204899That hairdo is disastrous.
I need to bust a fat load for mommy, anybody around?
7V5DLS5PRLet's cum for Kstew
An ugly haircut, again.
>>5207208i will never forgive jodi for molesting her and turning one of the most beautiful women in the world into an ugly lesbian
>>5207050Really need to stay away from this face for no nut april
>>5207050>>5207637Meanwhile, I am going to goon out to her sexy face and hot body. This faceporn >>5207050 deserves hot loads. I'll probably smack my balls for her later too. Happy Friday.
>>5207742I'll do the same but for her legs
She should do breast expansion fetish content
>>5207852Nice try anon but Im not going to cave so easily.
god I need to get fucked up for mommy K tonight
>>5207902>morehead>physical educationhehe
Happy 36th Birthday Kristen!
>>5209815ur a day early>>5209831Vitamin C biopic?
>>5209899>ywn fuck Suzi in her fat face on you waifus birthdayJDIMSA
Happy birthday, Kristen!
>>5210047hot
>>5210180<3
>>5210180Those fingers smell like Dylan's bum.
>>5210178>>5210219these new? I dont remember them.
>>5210225ai
I checked >>5210177 and >>5210178 through AI detectors before posting them and they checked out.
>>5210319>the front two teeth are fused>the ring bends as if it's made of fabric>her arm tattoo is completely out of true proportionThe pics might have passed the "Ai detection" but I doubt you'd pass a regular intelligence detection...
>>5210366>>the front two teeth are fused>>the ring bends as if it's made of fabricshitty low qual image>>5210366>>her arm tattoo is completely out of true proportionnot really, its close to the elbow and getting smushed up by the "bicep"/armalso the wilson tag looks proper and ai always has problems with text unless you go the extra mile
>>5210225Yes, outtakes from charlie's angels promotional photoshoot
>>5210456toes
>>5210456no, they're fucking not. all reverse-search engines lead to yesterday and the fan account that posted them calls them "exclusives". it's ai.
I am fiending for a Kstew Cummie, anybody on?
>>5210493came to this one, gracias
>>5210493>all reverse-search engines lead to yesterday and the fan account that posted them calls them "exclusives"Cause that austistic fangirl bought them off some photobank and posted them. Like she was doing for more than a decade now
>>5211683What a great way to wake up, big morning wood and Kstew looking like that giving me the finger.
>>5212415no Masonic padlock necklace? must be AI, she hasn't left the house without them for like 12 fucking years.
>>5212567both the chain necklace on that pic and padlock ones are made by jillian dempsey, one of kristen's make up artists.
>>5212573I know. and I always call it out because its lame and gay just like her lame and gay wife and lame and gay friends.
>>5212584DYLAN IS A BEAUTY AND BASED
>>5212573Its like a metaphor for how society keeps us all locked into our roles or somethingVery deep.
>>5210215that gay demon spic
>>5212895/kris10/s archenemy
https://x.com/wronggirlsmovie/status/2046323015319687215
>>5214119horribly amateurish but goyim economy does not apply to members of the tribeSomething to be said about larping as indie filmmakers while being millionaires
>>5214121it's a tiktok-esque promo video, not a clip from a movie tho
Thinking about getting a 711 tat like her.Or maybe the guernica one but slightly smaller.
>>5214281get a bullet in your brain instead, you wannabe needlenigger.
>>5214632HATE ANON across my knuckles it is.
Something about how she always takes her shoes off if they are uncomfortable makes her feet so much hotter to me.
>>5214962>>5214963>>5214964>>5214965The best feet in the world
>>5215012Top3 imo
>>5218085MUMBO JUMBO
>>5192393>suddenly notice heeled feet propped up on the next seat, near your head>the incredible arches are already showing the nyloned shoepussy>but she starts a slight dangle aswell>the strong Kristench wafts to your nostrills as you hear the *clap* *clap* of her heels hitting the soles rythmicallyWhat do? Except beating your meat by the dangling rythm and coating the popcorns with a ridiculous amount of jizz, only to gift the bucket to Kristen, who's going to eat the whole load unawarely, of course
>>5218743I hope she likes board games. Or card games
>>5219489best feet
>>5219489fuckin hooker heels
>>5220253>>5220247>>5220244Absolute goonfuel
>>5221180>tfw its not lupus
>>5221180
I watched alien romulus and had a dream after that where kris10 is basically like the autistic android in that movie on the colony at the start and needs me to fix her up constantly when kids throw rocks at her and beat her with metal pipes until she bleeds milk and spazzes out.She asked me why her only purpose was to suffer for other peoples entertainment and I told her that's not her purpose, she can pick something else and she asked me what my purpose is and i said right now it seems like it is to take care of her and she replied she wants that to be her purpose too, to take care of me.And then for maybe half a second of dreamtime I was genuinely happy before I woke up.
>>5222195
>>5222695based, I've thought up similar scenarios.
>>5222695>and then for maybe half a second of dreamtime I was genuinely happyjust once I'd like this to happen instead of the popping head shit. it's been like 10 years since I had a good dream I could remember.
>y'all gonna cum into your panties when her new vampire movie comes out this year edish
>>5224350Her new what now?
>>5224423>FLESH OF THE GODS>Stewart and Moura will portray Raoul and Alex, "a married couplein glittering '80s L.A. who descend each evening from their luxuryskyscraper condo and head into an electric nighttime realm.When they cross paths with the mysterious and enigmatic Namelessand her hard-partying crew, Raoul and Alex are seduced into a glamorous,surrealistic world of hedonism, thrills and violence."
>>5225099cute
>>5225164
Love her pits so much
>>5224586*Kristen's dudebro voice* its like Once Bitten meets The Lost Boys!
>>5225163Oldstew
>>5197687>>5197700lmao…the hilarious thing is, that ass-hat photog probably spend $100K on a camera, lenses, lighting, computers, software, and other equipment just to get those pics to look THAT shitty. >>5197587Was obviously going for the Greta Garbo / Lillian Gish, `20s & `30s type B&W faggotry here, but ruined it.>>5196835Tried to make it look like the `70s magazine spreads. Ruined it with film grain. Kill it with fire…or fix it with AI. picrel: Must be nice to walk into a hat store like Lids and say, “Excuse me, can you gimme the whole rack? Thanks, that’d be great.”This woman.
>>5200545That’s a $50 brush.Speaking of makeup; I never noticed how badly they fucked up hers for this photoshoot (picrel). You can see the streaks in the foundation on her cheeks, and it doesn’t match her skin tone at all. Imagine doing your job this badly and still getting paid a six-figure salary that’d make most dentists blush—no pun intended.
>>5225382cutiee
>>5225338>Quentin Dupieux flickWe could at last get a decent funny stewflick again. Maybe.
>>5225493i just imagine Woody saying "stop saying weird shit" when she goes on one of her verbose tangents
>>5225617>hairy stewdiamonds
>>5225494>saggy kneesits officially fucking over>>5225449the Sydney Harwin vibe grows stronger
https://x.com/Mel452/status/2056318860232643011
>>5225912>we shall fingerblast dem clitties on the beaches, we shall scissor on the landing grounds, we shall schlick in the fields and in the streets, we shall squirt in the hills, we shall never surrender
>>5225911Woody looks like hes channeling Robert Duvall
>>5225911>I'll have what she's having
can't believe there's a whole thread dedicated to this dude
>>5226311just wait till you learn that it's been continuously alive here since at least 2016.
>>5226637AS IT SHOULD BE!
>>5226637she needs to quit with the foofoo shit and get naked again before she gets another retarded inking
>>5227079She needs a loyal kris10bro to knock her up so she'll stop with all the dyke nonsense.
>>5227096>insemination of a 36 year old Hollywood skankmmm-grayons.jpg
>>5227096KStewbro train
her feel always hit me so fucking hard
>>5226311that dude has the cutest little perkies. see >>5225562
>>5227150???dylans chest hair got caught?
>>5227154ai upscaling artifacts
>>5227543more
>>5227154your image is an upscale of this>>5219489and aside from that part it's actually pretty well done.
>>5229171she cleans up real nice.
>>5229233flexing her cunt-licking skills as usual
