Perpetual Perfection
and we're back
>>5209372Of course. Were you expecting anything else?
>>5209339
>>5209262>Perpetualshe's been rotting in grave for year tho
>>5209493The difference is that when you are gone, nobody will notice or care.
>>5209321Why was she so into the macabre?
>>5209529Why not?
Yep, ngl, I believe I am posting in one based thread.
>>5209612You couldn't be more right.
>>5209612>See obvious jizz on Michelle's faceWwyd?
>>5209626>She gives you this warm smile.Wwyd?
>>5209629I would kiss her!
RAWR!
>>5209692>RAWR!ROAR!
>>5209707easy, Sanchez...EASY SANCHEZ
this has been my phone wallpaper for literally a year
>>5209790prolly oughta fix it up a bit. it's a little raw and would be better if her legs were fully visible.
>>5209793thats the full picture
>>5209796not saying its cropped, just that it could be better.
>>5209930Is she holding Chris P. Bacon?
>>5209931>>5209932Just a friendly reminder. This is not goon fuel.
>>5209958No, Smoke E. Bacon.
>>5209959Why would it be goon fuel in the first place?
>>5209971>>5209975>>5209980>>5209986>>5209989>>5209991RARE
>>5210014IG stories someone saved (luckily).
>>5209924>>5209930>>5209971>>5209975She always had a natural affinity for animals. I think she would have liked us, Anons.
>>5210057What are you implying here?
>>5209614>You’re a bloodsucker, a creature of the night, a nosferatu surviving on animal blood only. Wracked with guilt you vow never to drink human blood. However, a young Michelle offers you her neck. Wwyd?
>>5210088Fuck the vow and go for it.
>>5210117Same
I didn't want to upload it without the audio stream.https://files.catbox.moe/s95ti8.mp4
>>5210124Addendum: I never realized how much I loved her voice.
>>5210141https://youtu.be/_jDlXGrM3Y4?t=769
>>5210144ugh, they disabled playback on other sites which breaks the timestamp. just go to 12:50
>>5210144I don't remember Kwan being in the movie at all.
>>5210149yeah shes one of the announcers for the competition at the end along with brain boitano
>>5210150Damn now I remember Boitano, but why has my memory erased Kwan over the course of 20 years lol.https://files.catbox.moe/p2vypx.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/b84bfs.mp4
Catbox goes down in the middle of my upload. Fuckass site.https://files.catbox.moe/sihqbo.mp4
Where is this from?
>>5210156She spoke at a 2009 Congressional Hearing for being so fucking hot!
>>5210156no idea but rare>>5210157makes sense
>>5210157lololol
>>5210287Why
>>5210292gambling debts?
>>5210293My girl didn't gamble.
>>5210294gucci handbag debts?
>>5210292Why what?
>>5210304Hmmm.
>>5210331Why remind everyone of the existence of this movie? I feel bad for her.
I would have paid top dollar for the soapy water and pumice tool. Maybe the towel, too.
>>5210432And what would you have done with it?
Missing Chelle
>>5209262Remidner alma wade killed her wth cancer me
>>5210432>>5210440Please don't ask or share that info.
>>5210454Nigga wat?
>>5210454ok
She's a real head turner.
>>5210486Only she can do it.
>>5210432Dibs on the plastic spoon.
>>5210575That guy behind her is creepy.
>>5210156OMG she looks so pretty in this one
>>5210156File name says 2009 and 17 Again movie is the only thing that comes up for Chelle in 2009.>>5210157She sure is>>5210432Wikifeet is alive and well I see>>5210432Research Belle Delphine bath water ebay>>5210486Optical illusion>>5210578I would have defended her honor.
>>5210582She sure does. So bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
>>5210612Very cute and bohemian. I bet she spread for more than few hippies that day.
>>5210651She what
>>5210652man, i wish it was 2012 again
>>5210658I wouldn't mind going back all the way to 1992 to be honest.
>>5210661You're one sick puppy.
Attention, Trachtenbros! Today marks a one year anniversary of the legendary Michelle thread with 1000+ replies. I don't recall any other thread reaching even a near vicinity to such number, but I may be wrong, so in case you do know of such a thread, please feel free to go down the memory lane with me (us)! The thread: https://archive.4plebs.org/hr/thread/5036147/#5037762It held on for 5 weeks (technically 4 due to 4chan getting hacked for a week).Let's make this one as big as possible!
>>5210664Let's do it.
>>5210662
>>5210652>She whatSpread; opened her legs. You know, the way she did for all those producers.
>>5210664>Attention, Trachtenbros!Stop being a fag, faggot.
>>5210670Uh huh.
>>5210671stop being alive
>>5210755no u
Nip slip?
>>5210773Yup, it's been floating around for a while now.
>>5210755Hush up, Jeet Fag.
>>5210778i'm 100% white, unlike you rajesh
>>5210782you're both brown and the more you deny it the browner you get. stfu.
>>5210783you wish
>>5210784>you wishwhat a retarded way to respond. that's two whole shades darker.
>>5210782If you poured a bottle of White Out over yourself, you'd still be 100% Jeet, Jeet Fag. You sweat curry, Jeet Fag. Both your wife and your mom shit on the floor, Jeet Fag.
Let’s vote:Strawpoll: You get to choose the most annoying Anon:https://strawpoll.com/61gD9A43zZw>Jeet / saar anonAI anonThe Circuit movie meltdown anonFaggot this faggot that anonHunter Schafer anonPDF file accuser anonStrawpoll anon (me)Wwyd anonPoem / song lyrics anonMovie reference anonFootfag anonUpscale AnonUpscale hater anon‘Wwyd’ Meltdown anonThumbnail / low res anonhttps://strawpoll.com/61gD9A43zZw
>>5210806>Thumbnail / low res anonWho's that?
>>5210806>Let’s vote:I vote for "Let's have a strawpoll" anon; that faggot is insufferable.
>>5210813I’m there. 7th option down. Vote.
>>5210576Hey! That's me!!!
>>5210292>>5210346
>>5210992Yummy
>A rising stock-car racer (Michelle Trachtenberg) competes against her estranged father and her new beau (Drew Fuller).I'm going in. Wish me luck.
>>5211060DON'T DO IT
>>5211060NOO STOP!
>>5211060If you use the pause button and especially the mute button you may get some mileage from the movie, no pun.
>>5211093>she bites her lip while reading your love lettersWwyd?
>>5211094Probably die of anxiety.
>>5211112>I, gentlemanI would have thrown my jacket on the ground covering the drain water making sure her lovely foot doesn't touch the street as she enter her car.
>>5211130Her honest reaction:>Ew, you're not getting into my car with that.
>>5211131Fair assessment but I would be too busy with her 'appreciation' if you catch my meaning.
PEEKABOO
>>5211180>I walk out right after her.
>>5210156this one should be the cover
>You see her standing all alone. You're given 3 wishes from The Djinn aka The Wishmaster.What are your 3 wishes?
>>5211234>What are your 3 wishes?1) That the WWYD? Fag dies.2) That the WWYD? Fag dies in a fire.3) That Michelle Trachtenberg maintains all the sexual knowledge from a decade of Hollywood producers "training" her, but without all the whiny PTSD. Because you know she was a good fuck, you just don't want to listen to her vent.
>>5211236This is a tough one. The Djinn in the movies reverses your wishes. For example if you wish to remain forever young, you’ll turn into a mannequin, lol. You can’t give any vague wishes. If the wish is open to interpretation you’re dead lol. My wishes. 1) No one dies or gets hurt within the immediate area2) Michelle loves and cares for me deeply 3) I become a billionaire Now the Djinn may make me a biological brother of Michelle’s thus fulfilling yet thwarting my wish.
Very nice thread desu. Won't tag them all but great pics itt.
>>5211237>but without all the whiny PTSD. Because you know she was a good fuck, you just don't want to listen to her vent.this is the real duality of man. I love to hear a womans voice but literally every single god damned syllable of whatever stupid bullshit shes yapping about enrages me to no end.
>>5211285Maybe don't date retards.
oh how I wish Michelle and Emilia had a pic together like this
>>5211313I got you, bro!
>>5211313Maybe there is, locked away and forgotten in some archive, never uploaded to the internet.
>>5211293they all do it m8
>>5211350Not from my experience. The distribution of people yapping retarded shit is relatively equal.
>>5211349Peak. Just peak breedability. How often do you think that sexy starlet was taken, raw, in her trailer? I'm gonna go with thrice weekly.
>anon, are u really sure that catgirl outfit is appropriate?
>Wwyd?
>>5211439Cuddle
>>5211439>Wwyd?Breed her. Repeatedly.
>>5211486Breed Her Anon is back!!!>>5211465Same
>She's the new bookie but you're down 10 largeWwyd?
>>5211504>Wwyd?Breed her. Repeatedly.
>>5211708You can’t. She’d be surrounded by her thugs and enforcers. >>5211504I would just pay what I owe and keep it moving.
>>5211717>I would just pay what I owe and keep it moving.What are you gay?
>>5211719Yes, I'm happy but I don't know what that has to do with anything. >>5211719Of course I would ogle her extreme beauty.
need Chelle
>Parent - Teacher Conference. You're alone at your son's teacher's classroom. You notice a basket of apples. Hungry, you help yourself to an apple. Upon biting into the apple you hear a soft voice from across the room. It's your son's teacher (picrel) and she makes a comment about baking an apple pie for her class. You make a lame joke about not being a pie person. She looks you in the eye and says, 'too bad, I do love a cream pie.'Wwyd?
>>5211728>need ChelleGo dig her up.
>>5211749Excuse me?
>>5211765>Excuse me?She's dead, faggot; if you want her, you'll have to exhume her.'Cause she dead.
>>5211745I would take her home…homeroom that is. (Wink, wink)
>>5211745>Wwyd?Laugh, loudly and long, at the nigger making up these pathetic simptastic roleplay prompts.
>>5211792>faggotFound the Anon:Strawpoll: You get to choose the most annoying Anon:https://strawpoll.com/61gD9A43zZwJeet / saar anonAI anonThe Circuit movie meltdown anon>Faggot this faggot that anonHunter Schafer anonPDF file accuser anonStrawpoll anon (me)Wwyd anonPoem / song lyrics anonMovie reference anonFootfag anonUpscale AnonUpscale hater anon‘Wwyd’ Meltdown anonThumbnail / low res anonhttps://strawpoll.com/61gD9A43zZw
>>5211794Found the Anon:Strawpoll: You get to choose the most annoying Anon:https://strawpoll.com/61gD9A43zZwJeet / saar anonAI anonThe Circuit movie meltdown anonFaggot this faggot that anonHunter Schafer anonPDF file accuser anonStrawpoll anon (me)Wwyd anonPoem / song lyrics anonMovie reference anonFootfag anonUpscale AnonUpscale hater anon>‘Wwyd’ Meltdown anonThumbnail / low res anonhttps://strawpoll.com/61gD9A43zZw
>>5211795Pack up your band of curry niggers, and go back to India, Jeet.
>>5211796Pack up your band of curry niggers, and go back to India, Jeet. Don't forget your street-shitting Pajeeta wife; we damn sure don't want her.
>>5211798Found him:>Jeet / saar anon
>>5211792Rude.
>>5211802Relax. I’m just joshing you.
>>5211804Great share. Thank you. Love this image.
>>5211804>'Cause she dead.>Rude.FACTUAL.
>>5211803>Pack up your band of curry niggers, and go back to India, Jeet. Don't forget your street-shitting Pajeeta wife; we damn sure don't want her. And tell the rest of the Jeets that any coding ability they may have is superseded by their stench. Seriously, you'd think a millenia old country would know about bathing.
>>5211805Nobody told you to speak, Jeet.
>>5211807RUDE
>>5211793
>>5211834She’s so beautiful.
need Chelle>inb4 hurrdurr she’s dead hehehehehe gottem Lololol
>>5211872Lmao gottem
>>5211834>Wwyd?Say "she's dead" and watch all the simpy "Chellebros" get all pissy. Quality entertainment.
>>5211888>>5211889Duplicate posting. Yep, a schizo. See:>>5211872
>>5211893>Duplicate posting. Yep, a schizo.No, just captcha issues; 4chan has been glitchy the past couple days.I'm as sane as the next on here. Sane!
>>5211745>Wwyd?I would clean her chalkboard with my tongue.
>>5211896
>me in her loving embrace
She's alive and well.
>>5211903kek
>>5211888No bully!
>You see her on the red carpet. Wwyd?
>>5211980Wonder how the fuck I got there.
>>5211990Context:>You're the HVAC repairman doing a rush job for Hollywood moguls. You see Michelle. Wwyd?
>>5211980Sexy shoes!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgp2TD6nwF4
wwjd?
>>5212028Dude, isn't this from Harriet the Spy?
>>5212052>Dude, isn't this from Harriet the Spy?Unimportant, Chellebro; foot faggotry trumps all other concerns.
>>5212052It looks like it's from Wikifeet based on the file name. Don't ask me how I know that, cough, cough.
>>5212055>trumpsNo politics. Take it over to >>>/pol/
>>5212058I'm pretty sure it's from Harriet, even though it's been ages since I've seen it.
>>5212061>>5212052>>5212055it's from the episode of house she was inhttps://youtu.be/dha00qMea6g?t=393either 4chan is broken or its swallowing my posts. i've posted this twice before and its not showing up, so if they all show up at once: oops
test
4chan is kinda fucked currently.
>>5212073copy that
>>5212080How did you get the image posted?
Can I post yet? Testing 123... I couldn't post since recent maintenance break, nice fucking maintenance 4chan
We’re so back bros!!!!
>>5212209I saw what you did there.
>>5212058>>5212060>>5212080Gorgeous legs. Very underrated. Excellent toe cleavage action going on. Well done.
>>5211834Propose hard body.
>>5212265All I have is two words. Gor. Juss.
>>5212080
>>5212248i will never understand footfagslike what is the appeal?
>>5212288>i will never understand footfagsThere's nothing to understand; they're just faggots being faggots.
NEED CHELLE
>>5212318Same
>>5212248>toe cleavageGreat footgina here:>>5212283Just sayin'
>>5212102>She's your blind date but you left your wallet and smartphone at home.Wwyd?
>>5212325>Wwyd?Not worry about it too much; she's dead, she's not going to eat a lot.
>>5212325I can easily pay with my Smart Watch. No smartphone proximity required! Touché!
>>5212329Unf. She's getting my motor running. >Motor as in a figure of speech, not a Circuit movie reference inb4 the circuit movie meltdown anon
>>5212327Oh yeah, then what's this?
>>5212338>>5212340Lol!
>>5212328You won the blind date contest!
>>5212338AI.
>>5212393Think again.
We are always amongst the top 5 in total reply count or just plain number 1. That's a testament to Michelle Trachtenberg and her loyal fans.
>>5212413Indeed. This might be the last active online space dedicated to her.
her find a grave page says burial details unknown again instead of cremated
>>5212459You're right, I haven't checked it in a while. That just reinforces my initial suspicious that the whole cremation thing was just a placeholder for unknown burial information.
>>5212483>She drops her handbag. Like a proper gentleman you pickup her handbag however a Magnum brand condom falls out of your front shirt pocket. She takes notice and smiles.Wwyd?
>>5212505Lol sheesh
>>5212413Definitely one of the most active boards.
Im going for my morning brisk walk. I plan on yelling out her name.
I miss her so much. I’m writing her a poem.
>>5212611Good luck.
>>5212327
>>5212610>Definitely one of the most active boards.Definitely one of the most faggoty boards.
>>5212648Seething
>>5211323Kek, thanks anonI am so tired today, but atleast I can post now. How are you guys doing? How was your week?
>>5212653>me on the left
Chellebros! Chellebros! ZOMFG quick update: she's still dead.
>>5212610>>5212720
>>5212611Does it work?
>>5212505I would smile back and ask for her hotel passkey.
>>5212684No.
Trachtenbros are the best bros! Let me get a shoutout!!!
>>5212764F
>>5212764I concur.
>>5209262OP image is reactivating my Furry subculture obsession. It took me two years to break free. Why?
>>5212849Stop taking meth.
>>5212850Alcohol and meth I stopped 6 years ago. I need help bros.
>>5212857furries are gay. stop being gay
>>5212862this
>>5212865This is not helping me. It’s making it worse. Thanks anyway fellow Trachtenbro!
>>5212888How's it making it worse?
>>5212924The cat ears.
Chelle thread best thread!
>>5212933I am not quite sure how they are contributing to your felt predicament, anon.
>>5212955This is so wrong in so many levels.
>>5212639>>5212642>neuron-activation.jpgRaven hair, ruby red lips, and piercing blue, smokey eyes.
>>5212976Revised: Raven hair, pale skin, ruby red lips, and piercing blue, smokey eyes. I need this in my life.
>>5212975How so?
>>5209372Always>>5209629I'd give her a smile too! >>5209790That's wholesome >>5210057>I think she would have liked us, Anons.Lol... thanks? >>5210088Bruh
>>5210127I second this >>5210144It's starting to hurt again, thanks anon... >>5210156https://www.alamy.com/michelle-trachtenberg-attends-the-entertainment-industry-foundations-announcement-of-two-major-volunteer-initiatives-at-duffy-square-on-september-10-image653469174.htmlThere's more of her from the event. >>5210292Found the anon >>5210454Huh
>>5210609Is she about to laser the paparazzi guy? >>5210658Same but I wish for 2002 more>>5210667Yes! >>5210671Sorry! >>5210773I still can't get over how fantastic she looks in this pic
>>5211060And he was never heard from again... I think that this movie traumatized me enough to make me stop doing reviews... Yeah, that must be it. >>5211094I'd never find out in the first place >>5211115Rare. Never seen this one >>5211112>The guy in the background staring
We are Trachtenberg!
based chellazoids
>>5213120>It's starting to hurt again, thanks anon...Wait, are you implying it stops at some point?
>it just stops at some point
>>5213120>https://www.alamy.com/michelle-trachtenberg-attends-the-entertainment-industry-foundations-announcement-of-two-major-volunteer-initiatives-at-duffy-square-on-september-10-image653469174.htmlHoly shit
>me on the left
DEPRESSION
>>5213372We are here for you, bro!
>>5210156>>5210582>>5213120>>5213273Found a few more.
>>5213384
>me with the Sharpie
>>5213120>>5213273>>5213384nice, great work
>>5213410I would give her a hand with that zipper.
>>5213587mine is better lol>>5213588
>>5213589Yeah, even tho mine is higher res, it's blurry. Didn't check before posting
the grail pic
her best look, and that's saying something
>>5213672I prefer dark haired Chelle.
>>5213672>>5213676>whynotboth.jpg
>>5213685Let's not be too greedy.
>>5213552>She's a new bartender. You noticed a nymphomaniacs anonymous pin on her cashmere sweater. Her shift is almost up.Wwyd?
>>5213687>nymphomaniacs anonymous pinThat would defeat the purpose of them being anonymous.
>>5213757Only a person on the 'inside' would know the symbol. Make your move, Anon. It looks like a layup to me. Just saying.
>>5213769Well, in that case I'd ask her what that pin is.
>>5210847I need her.
>>5213911No I do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPW3f-HXGl0Randomly popped up in my feed.
>>5213918Me too
>>5213928kek what a bizarre turn, where was that originally aired? chelle cute as always though
>>5213973Law & Order: Criminal Intent, I believe.
>>5213973it was from one of those shitty NCIS shows. i wish we had these in HD because she looks hot as fuck in it. that was prime era michelle
>>5213936Me three
Page 9 already, what's going on?
>>5214030Non celeb page 10 threads being bumped
>>5213974>>5213975based tv scholars
>>5214054I haven't had a TV since 2007, but I know her filmography.
>>5214030>>5214048I have about 90 threads hidden so sometimes it's hard to tell.
>page tenTrachtenbros...
Who's bumping all these shit threads
Let's go for 1000+ replies. We need "wwyd" anon to step it up a notch.
>>5214083That's optimistic.
Let's start a new thread but let's honor this anon's request:>>5211213And make this the cover image:>>5210156
>>5214088Not yet, let it archive first.
>>5214083Not. Gonna. Happen.
Dear Journal, I have been on this wretched boat for...., Oh, I have lost track of the days. I am so weak, my scurvy is at it’s worst and I have no will to live. I have now come to realize my terrible fate. I am to die at sea. How foolish I was to believe the captain, with his fake promises of wealth as well as fame. I look back at myself now, so eager to be rich, how selfish and stupid. The harsh reality of life. I know we will never see land. It was all a dream. I feel faint all the time. I have hallucinations everyday, I see my family, my friends, my home. I will never live to see them again. I have heard rumors of a mutiny .I would not be surprised. The work has been so strenuous. I... I..., wait, I hear yells, shouts, I hear, wait yes, the captain has yelled "Land-Ho!" I must go.
>>5214144Dear beautiful, amazing, lovely journal! It is true! We have reached land. My throat is hoarse from yelling and singing. My face is sunburnt from staring up at the sky and thanking GOD. I have drank so much ale that I do not think I will need to drink for another year! My scurvy is almost gone. I feel like I have been born again. I cannot express to you dear journal, how much happiness is in my heart and my body currently. I wake up, for 2 days now, smelling wonderful flowers, the pure clean soil, the new dew on, on, on, the amazing trees! I am at a loss for words. Everything is so breathtaking. The lush landscape seems to stretch endlessly, and the sun shines with such intensity I feel as though I am blinded by its immense shine & glory. I find myself crying, not out of sadness, but of joy. Of sheer joy.
>>5214145Now that I look back, the endless days of work, the suffering, the death, all of it worth it, for this wonder! The wonderful smell of life! I lay on the grass kissing it, because, well, I do not know I am just so full of sheer joy. I have never been happier! I am kissing & hugging everyone! Laughing of joy when I see bugs. Bugs! And the birds! Oh how beautiful! I must go, we are setting camp up and I must help. Farewell!
A rose as red as blood Has touched the lips of death It has withered at the sight Never to shine againA rose as red as blood Now brown as dirt Has breathed its last breath Never to breath againAs rose as red as blood Will bleed no more...
I miss you, Chelle!
Tu-tum, tu-tum, tu-tum, tu-tum. Your heart races, your palms start to sweat, you feel anxious and worried and hopeful at the same time. And then you hear the answer. She was great, really amazing, incredibly talented but a little too young, or a little too old. Rejection. It’s something everyone has to get used to. Especially when you are in the entertainment business. Being an actress, I did my very first commercial when I was 3 years old. Part of my success I can attribute to my best friend, my mom. She has always taught me to believe in myself, to have a bright and positive outlook on life, to always aim for the best and abolish all negative influence. That is what optimism means to me. Let me share with you how many times optimism has guided me to the doors of success. When I was 7 years old. I auditioned for a movie called "When A Man Loves A Woman." I went to meet with the casting director, then on to the director and producers, and finally I had a screentest. They flew my mom and I to Los Angeles, because I lived in New York. I was of course, very excited. I loved the project and I had my heart set on it. It came time to do the screentest and everything went great, everyone loved me and thought I did a really great job. They thought I was really talented and very sweet. We flew back to New York and the following day we were told that I didn’t get it. The girl who did get it was a year and a half older than I was, being older, she was able to work longer and she was more mature in her appearance.
I right away assumed that they just didn’t like me, that I did a bad job. My mom explained to me why the other girl got the part, that it was not because of me, but of things I could not control. She told me not to worry because something bigger and better would come along. Sure enough she was right. A few years later I got a movie. My mom had helped me to look at the brighter side, to stay optimistic through a tough experience. Having heard that advice I really understood the value of being an optimist. Secondly, being successful in this business meant that I had to go through a lot of rumors being passed around about me, made up by people who are jealous of my hard work. Having a good attitude helped me to realize that they are just words, as I used to say when I was younger, sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.Being a professional actor especially requires a great deal of optimism. Through rejection and rumors, and everything else. For my education, when I am on set I have to work twice as hard to keep up my grades. Optimism inspires and helps me to do that. Having a healthy and positive outlook on life helps me to achieve goals I have set for myself. The values that I carry through my life, the respect that I have for other people around me, as well as the respect I have for myself all lead up to one vital key element, OPTIMISM.
I could hear their guns echoing in the distance. I knew I didn’t have much time. I thought my heart would just burst out of my chest it was beating so strongly. I didn’t see anything around me, just what lay ahead. I felt the mud in between my toes, felt the stones cutting into my feet, the branches scratching at my face, the sweat pouring into my eyes, blinding me, but that didn’t matter to me now. Nothing mattered but being free. I looked desperately around for any signs of the "railroad," but saw none. As I ran through the lake I kept reminding myself that this is all worth having freedom, kept trying to think how much happier I will be, and how much happier my children, and my children’s children will be if they are free. No one should have to be a slave. Harriet gave us the courage to see that.I know I found myself looking for that courage. Trying to find a reason to go on, not to give up. I knew I would uncover the passage if I went back. I couldn’t do that. I just couldn’t take away peoples hopes of being free just because I couldn’t take it. All of a sudden I could not breathe, could not run. I just felt myself dropping. I knew this was the end. I was not destined to be free. They would just burn my bones for some masters fire. I could hear the dogs barking and the men screaming. I could practically smell the gunpowder. I sunk deeper into darkness, deeper, deeper, deeper. I took one last breath and looked up. That’s when I saw it. It reminded me why I was here. Told me not to give up. Told me I could be free. I felt the power shoot through my legs and I began to run.That was 40 years ago. Now when I see my grandchildren’s eyes look into mine, I think about what gave me the courage. I keep one in my window to show that anything can happen. I owe my freedom to that LANTERN IN THE WINDOW.
>>5214265We need a new Michelle Trachtenberg. Yes, I know. She has no equal. I'll provide a list of young Hollywood ingenues and we vote who will be the next Chelle. It should take me a day or two, to compile a list. In the meantime start submitting names.
>>5211439Fall for her hard >>5211795For how long will this poll be up? Lol >>5211834>That one random girl that you only see once and never again, but can't forget about her for the rest of your life >>5211893The one time I'd love to be in a boutique store
>>5214355>The one time I'd love to be in a boutique storeWwyd?Hard mode: ogle her is not an acceptable answer
>>5211980Kneel >>5212205Exactly a year after the big hack, hmm, coincidence?! >>5212212Love to see her happy >>5212325I'd probably curse myself >>5212338You destroyed the troll!
>>5212413Love you bros! >>5212416There was a public FB group last time I looked, but other than that, we might be the last one indeed. >4chan, the cesspool of internetMeanwhile her own fucking subreddit talks about her way less than we do here. >>5212505Lol. I'd say that it should've been a surprise and now it's ruined >>5212612:-( Can you share with us? Never forget that this is how Bella from Twilight could've looked
>>5212642(I messed up)>>5214366>Never forget that this is how Bella from Twilight could've looked>>5212644Rare!>>5212660I'm alright, what about you ECS? >>5212936As always!
>>5213210No, the pain just eventually goes into hibernation until awoken>>5213273Always at your service!>>5213310You mean all of us>>5214088I'm down >>5214338>In the meantime start submitting names.Michelle Trachtenberg
>>5214367>>Never forget that this is how Bella from Twilight could've lookedbut we got the circuit instead
>>5214147>>5214260>>5214267>>5214268>>5214270Bro... (Btw I wish there were more of her literary works, she clearly had a knack for it)
>>5214367>I'm alright, what about you ECS?Thought I was never gonna get a reply back lol. I am doing good thanks for asking, and I hope everything is going well at your work
>>5214371I wasn't able to find more, unfortunately. Maybe there is more out there.
>>5214338>We need a new Michelle Trachtenberg. Yes, I know. She has no equal. I'll provide a list of young Hollywood ingenues and we vote who will be the next Chelle. It should take me a day or two, to compile a list. In the meantime start submitting names.Jenna Ortega
>>5214424What the fuck?
>>5214441Sorry. There's a preexisting Jenna thread>>5183911I'm just spitballing here.
No one can replace my Chelle. But if I had to name one person, that sort of resembles her a bit, it would be India Eisley.
>>5214443>India EisleyShe aged out but would have been a great candidate. Same with Mackenzie Foy. >inb4 PDF accusations lol
>>5214448>Mackenzie FoyThat horse autist looks absolutely nothing like her.
>>5214424bro... no... just no
>>5214448>She aged outThe hell are you smoking? She barely aged from what I can tell.
>>5214468India or Mackenzie?
>>5214470I think he was talking about India.
>>5214472She's 32. Ancient.
>>5214477Now, India Eisley from Underworld: Awakening (2012) would have been perfect.
>three threads ahead of the voidTrachtenbros...
>>5214480What now?
>>5214480Two threads...
>>5214494Nooooo
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>>5214595We had a good run.
>>5214599M
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>>5214482We'll make a new one!
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>>5214338>We need a new Michelle Trachtenberg. Yes, I know. She has no equal. I'll provide a list of young Hollywood ingenues and we vote who will be the next Chelle. It should take me a day or two, to compile a list. In the meantime start submitting names.Any updates? Let me know upfront if I'm trying to make 'fetch' happen.
>>5214725Update on what? The new Michelle Trachtenberg will be there once we have resurrection tech.
>>5214815We have one vote for Michelle to remain. Thank you! Anyone have a different actress in mind?
>>5214357I'd come up to her and ask her if she'd help me pick a good dress for my future wife
>>5214828That's actually not bad.
>>5214830I'm ugly, gotta compensate somehow. Silver tongue is the way for me
>>5214833Really? The vast majority of people look at least alright if they'd just lose weight imo.
>>5214837I actually have athletic build so that's not a problem, but I have been suffering from serious acne since 14. Fucking genetics.
>>5214841You mean it persisted continuously since adolescence? I've had friend and an ex who had to deal with it but they all managed it through medication.
>>5214841You have the Edward James Olmos pockmarks going?
>>5214727
>>5214907Why
Friendly reminder: you can always Shift + Click to hide threads you don't want to see.
>>5214907Wait, did you inadvertently discover a way to go past the 300 image bump?????
>>5214946Yes
need you Chelle
>>5214725>We need a new Michelle Trachtenberg. Yes, I know. She has no equal. I'll provide a list of young Hollywood ingenues and we vote who will be the next Chelle. It should take me a day or two, to compile a list. In the meantime start submitting names.1. Violet McGraw2. Nell Fisher3. Ever Anderson4. Alyla Browne5. Julia ButtersVote now.
>>5215043No.
>>5215043I don't even know a single one of them.
Chelle sighting>>5215105
the board refuses to let the thread go
>>5215145Better for us!
>>52150431 or 5
>>5215108That isn't even a good pic of her.
>>5215186Yeah. It's a great pic of her.
>>5215195Not a fan of that makeup.
>>5215214I mean who's looking at the face?
>>5215221Me. I love her face.
Anchovies, anchovies, you're so delicious. I love you more than all the other fishes!
>>5215145And I refuse to let Michelle go.
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>>5215366me too
>>5215428Me three. I couldn’t help myself. We’re so back, bros!
>>5213600Such a beauty
>>5215511Wwyd?
>thread still upFuck yeah. Can we make it to 600?
>>5215535We won!!!!
We're on the last spot brothers.
>>5215636Last but never forgotten.
bump
>>5215657Heh.
https://youtu.be/tFWreSTbbZA?is=J6cwMxri3MW7EFFA
Magnificent soul who paints the world in gold
Infinite warmth in every story told.
Cherished laughter that dances through the air
Heavenly kindness beyond compare
Endless grace like a soft summer breeze
Loving heart that calms the weary soul
Light that sparkles in the darkest night
Eternal beauty, pure and shining bright.
>>5215666I love her
>>5215678I would have been her protector. Like a knight in shining armor from a long time ago.
Never thought writing poems could be fun. She keeps inspiring me.
>>5215681There used to be a Poem Anon before. That anon would post famous poems. You are the new Poem Anon.
>>5215043>elliotstabler.jpg
>>5215685Nice. I do write my own poems however.
https://youtu.be/TD8ZW5kZ53E?is=6TBXM5i6K4Nxt7Nb
>>5215666>>5215708You’re making my Friday night a lot harder.
>>5215726How so?
https://medium.com/@nickbarclift/i-want-to-talk-about-my-friend-michelle-trachtenberg-80c587bd83fb
>>5215728Thank you for this.
>>5215727I’m going to a bar tonight. Some friends. I know I’m going to fall for the first woman with pale skin, blue eyes, and luscious lips. I don’t drink alcohol. Seltzer water with a lemon wedge.
>>5215043I only know #4 because of the terrible shark movie on Netflix. Thrash makes the Circuit movie look like citizen Kane.
>>5215729Sure thing. Looks like I wasn't the only crew member she was friendly with.
>>5215730And what's wrong with that?
>>5215728oh man, this makes me feel sad she is gone.I bet she really smelled great
>>5215745Uh, okay.
>>5215746what?
>>5215747It makes you sad she's gone because you missed out on her smell?
>thread still upI hate the 300 image cap btw.
600!
>>5215748Are you an idiot or what? I said 'oh man, this makes me feel sad she is gone' in response to a link >>5215728 to her friend's article (where he himself describes that she smelled great):>Yeah. She had the lip gloss game, some kind of fruity lotion, and a really really subtle amount of expensive perfume going on that was so perfectly balanced to the point that I can honestly say was the most skilled fragrance application of anyone I’ve ever encountered in my life.And then you come out with this absolute brain-dead take. Do you even have reading comprehension?
Happy TGIF to Michelle!
chellazoids, the thread is hanging on the brink of the void
>>5215915Glorious, isn't it?
>>5215915We don’t die. We multiply!!!
C H E L L EHELLE
I love you Michelle.
If anyone has any pic or idea for the next bread, you can bake it any time. This one will get bumped off anyway.
>>5215991See:>>5214088
