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Forever Flawless
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Just in case somebody missed it from the last thread:

https://medium.com/@nickbarclift/i-want-to-talk-about-my-friend-michelle-trachtenberg-80c587bd83fb
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>>5216017
Upscale
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>>5216021
>My POV
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>>5216023
>Upscale
Yeah I had to unfortunately.
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>>5216031
>pure sex
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She said, YES!!!!!!
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>>5216035
>>5216036
>Me: Free complimentary foot massage courtesy of the hotel
>Chelle: Do you even work here?
>Me: How very astute of you. Yes my uniform is at the laundry. Well, what do you say?
>Chelle: Go ahead. Start at the toes and end at the inner thigh. Essential oils only.
Wwyd?
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>>5216038
I wouldn't lie to her to begin with.
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>>5216048
Oh I haven't seen this one before.
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>You’re the first to arrive at the scene of a possible Jane Doe. The call was made by a vagrant according to dispatch. You see Jane Doe prone but she is breathing normally, and not labored. She murmurs something unintelligible. You pickup her handbag. All contents seem to be there. You call HQ and report back of a hoax call as everything is normal. At that very moment the trunk of your Chevy Impala swings open.
Wwyd?
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>>5216054
Uhhh what?
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>>5216006
OMG she was so beautiful
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>>5216038
>Wwyd?
Pity the pathetic foot fag Wwyd? fag. Then probably bludgeon his worthless ass to death.
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>>5216054
>Wwyd?
Try to make sense of whatever nonsense the Wwyd? fag just typed. You suck at scenarios and basic comprehensible English.
Faggot.
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Chellebros! Chellebros! Chellebrolios!!!
Did you know? Did you know? Did you know?

She still dead.
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>>5216074
Nope.
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>>5216054
>the trunk of your Chevy Impala swings open
Lololol. You made me laugh at that one. I guess fate would want me to throw her in the trunk lol.
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>>5216038
I hate any audience. So I would suggest returning to her hotel room.
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>>5216053
Not the Anon but I think I have one more from this set. I’ll find it.
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>>5216008
Love this. She’s very laidback. More casual than glamorous.
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yep, posting in a based thread
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>>5216158
dang, didn't notice the watermark
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>She gives you this demure look
Wwyd?
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She kinda reminds me of Angela White in this image.
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>>5216158
I hate this website so much, always put their ugly watermark on every pic
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>me on the left
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>>5216178
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>>5216177
Compliment her dress as I reach over to touch the material, making sure my hands brush her arms.
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>>5216074
It appears my superiority has led to some controversy
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>>5216257
>I'm the dress
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>>5216259
>I'm the dress
You're the faggot. In all instances and circumstances, you're the faggot.
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>>5216259
>I'm her lingerie (gottem)
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>>5216283
Michelle's face, lololololol.
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>>5216192
yeah
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They should clone her
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>>5216373
I would be the first customer.
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>>5216373
>>5216375
I would inquire if the ‘MCMXCIX’ model is available. Just for training algorithm purposes.
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>>5216380
Check this guy's hard drive.
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>>5216382
>Mi scusi, mi scusi
Lol. I had to.
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I'm a lucid dreamer
My next project is her
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>>5216373
put me down for 3 of varying ages
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>>5216425
>You’re an art dealer and you meet the new young artist.
Wwyd?
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>>5216447
Help her sell her art work?
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>>5216447
Does she has paint stains on her overalls?
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>>5216447
>Wwyd?
Breed her. Repeatedly.
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>>5216595
>You see her wearing your Chuck Taylors.
Wwyd?
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>>5216542
That plus every other Hollywood trope. Wwyd?
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>>5216601
I feel like they could've easily found a better fitting wig
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>>5216634
Looks alright to me.
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>>5216598
>Wwyd?
Breed her. Repeatedly.
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>>5216200
>>5216687
The black sequin dress pics are hard to find.
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>She's your date for the evening but you see her talking to another man.
Wwyd?
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>>5216688
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>>5216692
Shit I forgot to type. Yeah almost impossible to find without having to upscale them.
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>>5216180
>>5216200
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>>5216688
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>>5216693
>>5216694
Found a couple with Getty wm but good quality.
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>>5216692
>>5216693
Careful. There's an Upscale Meltdown Anon that lurks here, lol.
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>Bartender yells out, last call. You turn to your left to see the only other person in the bar and it's Michelle.
Wwyd?
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>>5216701
>Wwyd?
Bend that alky slut over a table and get to work.
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>>5216701
She doesn't look drinking age here.
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>>5216753
That is 2001 Chelle.
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>>5216760
Thank you
>>5216731
That makes you one sick puppy
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>>5216598
Hope she's not wearing any socks? Joke. I would celebrate because it means she's my gf.
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>>5216760
no thats 2005 michelle at the ice princess premiere
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>>5216765
I was referring to the post he quoted.
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>>5216689
kill them both as an example to society for what is not acceptable
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>>5216768
oh, i am retard
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>>5216776
You failed the shit test and are also either imprisoned for life or on the death row. Congrats.
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>>5216782
Is that Ian Ziering from 90210 or Sharknado if you're a millennial, behind her?
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>>5216785
No idea, could be.
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>>5216783
nah fuck that shit. zero tolerance for that sort of behavior.
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>>5216797
Ya dun goof'd.
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>>5216800
neva been don b'fo
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not sure the difference in these
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>>5216804
Look at the arm and the lighting.
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>>5216806
yeah I noticed as soon as I posted and the thumbnail loaded. getty is being gay and now wants you to sign in the browse the photos of that event past page 5/7 so if theres more I ain't gettin em.
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For being the inferior Lowe, Chad Lowe had quite the kill list.
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>She gives you a bleary-eyed stare.
Wwyd?
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>>5216801
>>5216799
>>5216797
Work your magic anon
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>>5216816
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>>5216813
I would cheer her up, Anon.
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>>5216813
>Wwyd?
Take the alky chick home for some coffee before I molest her.
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>>5216837
>>5216904
Forgo to link it. Very hard pics to come by. Only a handful in existence. Highly elusive.
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>>5216905
Now find the missing TRL footage.
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>>5216926
>meme detected
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>>5216903
>some coffee
"would you like some? *crashes pot into the back of her head* No? well I'll just put you to bed then."
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>Your son's prom date arrives however she's unaware he tragically fell to his death from the Hornbein Couloir on the North Face of Mount Everest.
Wwyd?
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>>5216977
>Wwyd?
Berate her for being so stupid that she didn't know her date was dead.
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>You enter an elevator with Michelle but you accidentally break wind. She has this expression.
Wwyd?
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Paparazzi annoying our princess.
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>>5217073
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>>5217073
>>5217074
It must be so insanely irritating being followed everywhere by these cucks.
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>>5217077
especially when they get right in your face like that
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>>5217080
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>>5217083
The visceral hatred that can be seen even through the sunglasses gets me every time.
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>>5217080
I would have protected her. Dropkick those paparazzi bastards. Finish them off with a People's Elbow!
>>5216688
>>5216695
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>>5217091
The childhood bullying has a lot to do with it.
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>>5217094
One more.
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>>5217095
What makes you think that?
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>>5217097
She had enough. No tolerance.
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>>5216785

Sure looks like him.
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>>5216977
Lol. You’re too much. Keep the story simple.
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Where's MMB?
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>>5217115
Millie Bobby Brown?
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>>5217129
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>You live alone and have 'no trespassing' signs throughout your property. A woman singing in your backyard grabs your attention. You look and find her on a swing.
Wwyd?
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>>5217144
>Hey, do you know how the castle doctrine wo-
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>>5217057
Love the gas, Meg.

LOVE THE GAS.
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>>5217144
>tfw no swing on my property
aw shit it's The Angel Statue creepypasta all over again except this time the entity has shown itself as the ghost of dead celebrity on a devil... swing *Living Dead Girl starts playin*
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>>5217144
I would ask her if she can help me retrieve a lost kitten in my basement.

Epilogue. She doesn’t see the light of day ever again.
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>>5217180
Get out of my thread.
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>When you tell her you’re a self-made man.
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>when you tell her you’re kind to animals
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>>5217245
>>5217248
Accurate
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>>5217245
>>5217248
Uh oh. A new Anon just dropped. I hereby dub thee, Green Text Anon. Only time will tell if I’ll add you to my annoying Anon list.
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>>5217096
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200+ replies. Chelle bros are best bros!
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>She catches you staring at her ass and you're handsome.
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>She catches you staring at her ass and you're ugly.
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>>5217180
I told her not to go near the Narnia hole, but she didnt listen.
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>>5217245
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>>5217360
>>5217361
Stop. Way too many red pills.
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>>5217367
She went in headlong anyway.
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>When you try to tell her about overcoming adversities and the many obstacles you had to persevere.
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>When you realize the history and struggle is irrelevant to her, and just tell her your earning are in the high six figures.
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these threads took an interesting direction ngl
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>>5217410
I bet you wish it was only “what would you do anon”. Now you have to deal with red pill anon or green text anon.
>>5217416
They sure did.
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>>5217427
very cool montage, I like how she seems to be looking at the pic below in the top right with her best look
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>>5217416
Forgot to mention, thanks for the image. For years I had it only in 236 X 383. Upscale and pixel resizing attempts were futile. As you can see I had to add it to a collage design above.
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>>5217430
I posted it in the last thread I believe.
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Doing some de-watermarking.
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>>5217434
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She looks uncomfy.
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>>5217453
>>5217457
She’s afraid of the ‘Wwyd Anon’ lololol
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>>5217429
yeah it's some real Brady Bunch shit
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>>5217453
>>5217457
shes seething because the other girl(I forget the name) is ankle mugging her
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Need Chelle.
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>>5217459
That and 'Breed her' anon, I wonder if they are the same anon
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>>5217464
Sophia Bush
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>>5216048
Wowzers
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>You attempt to approach her to strike up a conversation but she gives you the stop hand.
Wwyd?
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>>5217428
Run them through watermark remover.io, works well most of the time
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>>5217490
The smile is giving mixed signals, she is being playful.
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>>5217493
I don't alter them as a reminder to find a better version. I have different folders. I keep my AI or upscale folder relatively small. I'm a purist. Lol
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>>5217497
I see that too. I would probably approach again. Go for the definitive no. You have to shoot you shot when it comes to Chelle.
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>She's playing with her décolletage in a flirty manner.
Wwyd?
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>>5217499
I needed to have that bashed into my skull 20 years ago.
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>>5216977
Stockings with open-toe shoes. What a fashion faux pas.
>>5216756
Underrated ass
>>5216695
Found 2 more
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>>5217521
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I'm convinced Michelle had advanced LEDs installed behind her eyeballs.
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>When you tell her Social Security coffers will be all dried up before Gen X will have any access.
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>When you tell her paper straws will cure all of societies ills as she sips from a giant plastic Big Gulp.
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>>5217490
her side is wide open so I slip behind her and tickle her all over until she say she has to pee

>>5217502
>problem with your wardrobe madam? may I have a look? they taught us how to sow in the army.

>>5217504
what, like she told you "No" while hitting you in the head with a fry pan? saw my aunt do that her husband at the time when I was 7 or 8. he didnt stay.

>>5217523
people taking pictures used to know how cameras worked and could take good pictures even with questionable subjects.

>>5217528
>>5217529
haha remember when they told us legalization and taxation of cannabis would solve the worlds problems and how everything is worse day by day? me neither haha *dies of chronic emphysema*
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>>5217587
>my pp is the cigarette
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She’s so astonishing to look at. I need help, bros.
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>>5217502
I’ve been searching for a hi-res of this pic for a while. This is why we need Michelle Trachtenberg threads!!!!
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It doesn't make it OK that you fap to kids just because it's a dead kid
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>>5217621
C'mon she was the world's hottest 13 year old
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More images and less talk. Who's with me? If you agree let me get a, hell yeah!.
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>>5217609
>>5217502
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>>5217354
>200+ replies. Chelle bros are best bros!
We're almost at bump limit!!!!!!!!!
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>>5217633
Her face is so intense. I would hate to be trapped in a room with her.
(I'm lying. She's too darn beautiful.)
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>>5217662
>When she reads the /hr/ Michelle thread replies
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>>5217670
Lol. You know it! We were always her best fans.
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>When you tell her about a conspiracy theory we never landed on the moon and other NASA related hoaxes.
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>When you tell her NASA just published new moon picture taken by Artemis II even though some random dude’s backyard Nikon P1000 photos of the moon are superior in every conceivable way and taken 8 years prior.
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>>5217684
Imagine being an Artemis denier, how disgraceful.
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chelle laughing pic
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>Thread nearing its bump limit after just five days
Jesus guys, slow down! Chelle can't take so much love in such a short time!

(Missed ya'll btw!)
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>>5217713
Where the hell were you?
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>>5214842
Well yeah, more or less, no medication has helped me significantly so far, but in autumn I'm planning on undergoing a treatment using a drug that will basically fuck up both my personal and work life for a few months (not to mention the liver), but I've only heard good things from people about the acne going away permanently, so here's hoping to finally put an end to this misery once and for all.

>>5215243
Dawn!

>>5215642
Never

>>5215666
I know that this has been said like a million times already, but I really dig her voice

>>5215681
I'm happy for u and Michelle would be too!
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>>5217733
>Well yeah, more or less, no medication has helped me significantly so far, but in autumn I'm planning on undergoing a treatment using a drug that will basically fuck up both my personal and work life for a few months (not to mention the liver), but I've only heard good things from people about the acne going away permanently, so here's hoping to finally put an end to this misery once and for all.
Good luck!
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>>5215685
>There used to be a Poem Anon before.
Yeah I wonder what he's been up to. Hope he's ok.

>>5215728
>Right before she did Mysterious Skin, she had just filmed Eurotrip. She was so stoked about it, especially about getting to be funny in it. She was like, you have to watch it. “They really gave me the freedom to do what I wanted to do and I finally got to be funny again and I think it’s going to come out so good, and you just have to watch it.”

:(
The film deserved so much better. And Michelle too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRg2kXDHkYY
But I'm glad that it's still being talked about to this day

>>5215752
You guys are awesome!
Anything 500+ is a really fucking good work.

>>5216009
She looks like she has heterochromia here haha

>>5216025
>Imagine that this is your date
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>She is laughing at you and not with you.
Wwyd?
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>>5217741
meat spin

>>5217670
i wonder if she could wink just as softly and sexily with her butthole

>>5217587
>tfw no chelly to smoke cloves cigarettes with while dying her hair and listening to Type O Negative and Misfits
>tfw knew a girl just like this in school
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>>5217741
kill you and your mother
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MISS CHELLE BADLY
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>>5217766
Same
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>>5217738
>Imagine that this is your date
Wwyd?
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Chelle is so sexy.
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>>5217622
>Meet, Marry, Murder
She was a dreadful host / narrator. Her inflection was all off but she was pleasant to look at.
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>>5217791
Yeah agreed, it wasn't her best work. Also the writing didn't help at all.
>she squeezed out another kid
That's not how you should talk about murder victims.
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>>5217786
kill you and your mother
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>When she sees your bank statement and notices you’re a paypig on OnlyFans.
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>When you tell her you financially empower women on OnlyFans.
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>>5217821
>>5217820
No. Just no.
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>It's a Halloween night and you hear a knock on the door. You open the door to find your neighbor's daughter outside. You make a lame joke about her lack of a costume. She laughs and says, 'I can show you my birthday suit if you invite me in.'
Wwyd?
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>>5217841
kill you and your mother
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>>5217841
accept her offer and let her enter. before closing the door I tell her strip down here because there are people around. once shes naked snatch her clothes and kick her out.
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Wtf how is it already at bump limit?
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>>5217489
>Wowzers
Wwyd?
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>You see this color on her
Wwyd?
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>>5217823
Uploads great images but the editorializing is annoying.
>>5217887
I would just close the door on her.
>>5217915
I think only the LOONA thread does better but I hear it's just one schizo posting.
>>5217933
Do you have a full length photo in this dress?
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>>5217962
>LOONA
The hell is that
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>>5217966

>>5217181
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>>5217968
Pathetic.
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>>5217968
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>>5217962
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>She said, 'YES'
Wwyd?
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>You compliment her on her pedicure. She immediately thinks you're a foot fetish freak and ignores you.
Wwyd?
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>>5217933
nibble her pokies and say "this doesnt taste like orange sherbet at all!"

>>5217984
bite her ankle and drag her to my den for mating practices
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>>5218006
>Leo-toast.gif
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Rare super hi-res Chelle pics.
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>>5218006
>bite her ankle and drag her to my den for mating practices
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>>5218099
Wwyd?
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Page 7???
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>>5218298
Yeah I don't know what's going on here as of late.
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>>5218301
I prefer to view the catalog via Last Reply but if you switch to Bump Order you’ll notice a bunch of page 10 threads were bumped because of the weekend. Which is customary.
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Posting some of my favourite
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I feel sleepy, I'm gonna sleep now, you guys should continue, it was fun posting and discussing Michelle. Take care, laters.
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>>5218338
GN
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>>5218285
>You’re an adjunct professor helping out a local community college tutor and mentor some of the students. Michelle is your assigned student.
Wwyd?
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>>5218335
>You answer a back page ad from a woman in need of a photographer. She’s an amateur model needing new images for her portfolio. You make your way to her place, and she meets you at the door wearing picrel.
Wwyd?
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>>5218328
She wasn't even that fat here, I don't know what people were talking about.
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>>5218534
I guess more voluptuous? She was always very thin but shapely thin.
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>>5218357
>tutor
I would give her a math pop quiz. Solve for x? X is your number. What is the square root of 69? 8 (ate) something.
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>>5218358
>new images for her portfolio
I would tell her the average digital SLR photo will be around 100 mb. I would recommend my external "hard drive."
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Page 8, bros.
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>>5216407
LONG TUNNEL
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>>5216768
She got so many fucking facial surgeries that she wasn't even the same person, and none of you faggots even realize it. And it enrages me. Eurotrip era was peak michelle, and it's the least posted era of her. She's fucking disgusting by the point this pic was taken.
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>>5218688
And this brings me to my next point, DON’T DO CRACK!
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>>5218688
>facial surgeries
Prove it.
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>>5218900
I think I took this photo if I recall correctly...
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>>5218918
You what
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Now we know.
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>>5218934
Okay. So it’s a bald-faced lie. Sue me. A man can dream.
>>5218948
>dark hair
*blocks your path*
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>>5218983
Rude
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>She's your girlfriend's best friend.
Wwyd?
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>She insists you give her a shoulder massage.
Wwyd?
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>>5219036
I insist on her giving ME one!
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>>5219035
Make my move
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>>5219265
>Ship has capsized and the lifeboat has room for just one other person. Michelle or Emma?
Wwyd?
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Page 10 already, what the fuck
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>>5218688
>Enraged Local Man Demands Explanation for Why Woman No Longer Looks Like His High School Fantasy at 39
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>>5219311
>>5219312
>>5219313
>I'm the TSA agent.
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>>5219305
>>5219316
kek
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>>5219426
forgot pic
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btw, we're on page ten (zwölf)
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>>5219430
>zwölf
wat
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>>5219316
You're sniffing her boots aren't you?
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>>5219428
RARE
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I love her so much
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>>5219466
Tell us why
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This sends my protective instinct into complete overdrive.
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>>5218328
>>5218329
cursed set
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>>5219287
sacrifice myself of coursh

>>5219432
drug dog has the day off

>>5218997
>tfw ywn be down wind of young chelle
;__;
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>>5219518
What about it is cursed?
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>>5219265
Do we have any knowledge of the future?
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>>5219560
She was fired from Gossip Girl.
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>>5219580
What? No, she had a recurring role and the series just ended, she was never fired.
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>>5216006
best face ever
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She has had enough.
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>>5219965
I would have helped her and started knocking some heads in.
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I'm creating my own AI Chelle. I'm hitting a wall. Some of the prompts I use are dark long hair, blue eyes, pale skin, toothy smile, round face, slightly wide button nose. But all I get is uncanny valley. Some descriptors alter the portrait way too much such as the words 'oval' face or 'brunette' hair.
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>>5220043
Stop. Right. Now.
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>>5220043
Is it getting better or am I retrograding? I'm now realizing it's her 'nose'. That's the number one descriptor or prompt if you will, that increases her likeness. I notice when I play with the nose descriptions the portraits increase in likeness.
>>5220045
Why?
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>>5220047
>Why?
its a little weird, bro
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>>5220047
This isn't an AI thread.
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Still kinda miss Michelle Trachtenberg every once in a while ngl.
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>>5220149
>kinda
You heartless bastard.
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>>5217492
>>5217679
>>5217742
>>5217985
>>5218659
"Wwyd" Anon!!! Say it aint so. You betrayed Chelle????
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>>5220218
Outrageous, he shall be banished from our premises.
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>>5220043
>>5220047
The hell is this?
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>>5220226
Anon attempting to make his own Chelle. Nothing wrong in trying.
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>>5220218
It’s definitely him.
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>>5220241
There is and will always be only one.
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>>5220246
Therein lies the problem. Any attempt at duplicating Michele is doomed from the outset. You’re flying too close to the sun. I wish that Anon best of luck.
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>You see her selling Youthful Camp cookies.
Wwyd?
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>>5220272
Buy the whole box. THE WHOLE BOX.
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>>5220288
>Circuit movie still
You done did it now
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>>5220290
REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>5220218
>>5220224
This is me, lol. Just trying to engage the thread. Get more involvement.
>>5220243
>Hotel is overbooked but you have a double-occupancy room reserved, however the hotel manager asks if you're will to share your space with a weary traveler, picrel.
Wwyd?
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>>5220290
I don't like the movie either and feel bad for Michelle for starring in it but you can't deny how stunning she looks.
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>>5220299
>stunning
She does
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One image can still be posted. What will it be?
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>>5216038
Well I'd massage my way into her heart of course!

>>5216040
Fair

>>5216054
Lol. You sir, you have a very vivid imagination

>>5216178
Oh God no

>>5216373
There will still be none like her
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>>5216598
I'd pity her because they smell bad enough to make an average person nauseous.

>>5216596
Rare!

>>5216674
I agree, the wig is good

>>5216689
Can she not speak to the waiter? I wouldn't want to be an obsessive controlling bf to her

>>5216701
I might be drunk enough to be bold at this point. In which case I'd invite her to a drink.
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>>5216797
You might as well lock her up in your basement at this point

>>5216877
How would you do it?

>>5216977
Bro...

>>5217057
I'd bet her that she could not beat me

>>5217083
Literal death stare... she was NOT having it on that day
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>>5217094
Based!

>>5217115
Right here!

>>5217144
I'd cut the swing. Muhahaahaha

>>5217180
At least you're honest I guess

>>5217361
Real
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MICHEEEEEEEEEEEEELLEEEEEEEEE
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One spot before archive.
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My final post. Just moving on. I would contribute about 15 to 30 images per Chelle thread. Back in December I contributed close to 50 images. Who will pick-up the slack in my absence? Later Trachtenbros!!!!
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>>5220457
NOOOOOOOOO
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>>5220457
Live long and prosper.
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Majestic spirit that dances with the dawn,
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Infinite kindness like a quiet song.
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Courage blooming in the softest light,
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Harmony woven through every height.
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Elegant grace that flows like morning dew,
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Loyal warmth in all you see and do.
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Luminous joy that paints the sky anew,
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Ever the wonder that makes the world true.
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>>5220272
>Youthful Camp cookies
Lololol
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>>5220559
Is that a reference to something I'm not aware of?
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>>5220562
Trust me. You don’t want to know. Anon is one sick bastard.
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Love you Chelle.
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>>5220885
You, and
>>5220375
You, need to battle.
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>>5220888
Why?
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>>5220910
There can only be one.
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This thread is as stubborn as the last one.
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>>5221040
Chelle fans best fans, simple as.
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>>5216012
>She's your Uber driver
Wwyd?
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>>5216030
>Four women inquire about the whereabouts of their friend, Stacy. You don't have the heart to tell them Stacy lives in the house across the street and they literally made themselves cozy in a stranger's home in one of his bedrooms. Beside bolting the doors and windows shut and throwing away the key.
Wwyd?
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>>5221080
Ask her where the cameras are since this is some sort of setup, no girl who looks like this has to uber drive.
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>>5221083
I would ask bottom right to help me get some wine from the cellar, lock her up inside. Then get friendly with Michelle, Samaire, and Hilary.
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There's a Michelle shaped hole in the universe.
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>>5221130
My love for her is the event horizon.
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They're throwing shade at us

>>5220548
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>>5221135
Not 'us' faggot.
There are literal Indians here posting pictures of her underage, as well as shitty AI crap.
A few faggots are ruining a great general.
SAD!
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>>5221141
I knew it was you. People write with the same prose. When lurking at the other threads I can always identify your handiwork.
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>>5221135
>The autistic pedophile thread is this way
How can I be a pedophile when I'm the same age as her?
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Last
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>>5221171
What now?
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We got this!!!!!!!!!!
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This is how I'll always remember you: surrounded by winter, forever young, forever beautiful. Rest well, my love. The monster who took you from me will soon learn that revenge is a dish... best served COLD.
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Humanity. Compassion. Charity. Where were those pretty words when she needed to hear them?
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I failed you. I wish there were another way for me to say it. I cannot. I can only beg your forgiveness, and pray you hear me somehow, someplace... someplace where a warm hand waits for mine.
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I hate life without Michelle.
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>>5221231
You must persevere! You may get a Chelle of thy very own.
>>5220043
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TIL: No physical law prohibits resurrection.
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I guess this is the final thread?
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>>5221265
Why would it be the final one?
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Still going strong!!!

>michelle-trachtenberg.jpg
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>>5217457
Maybe she just wanted to pee real bad

>>5217607
Not a big size anon

>>5217608
I know :-(

>>5217667
Haha

>>5217714
I was dealing with some urgent personal business
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>>5218839
Her eyes are so mesmerizing. She has to be a great-great-grandchild of Franz Anton Mesmer.
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Wow! This is awesome sauce!
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510
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>>5221487
511
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>>5221597
Thread ruined.
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>>5221681
Relax.
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We will survive the weekend, Trachtenbros!!!
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>>5221747
Wanna bet?
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>>5221747
probably wont survive the day
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>>5221789
>>5221799
4chan usage like most internet drops off exponentially on the weekend. Anon is not far off.
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>>5221803
Are you implying 4chan users have a life and spend their weekends offline?
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>>5221816
When you frame it that way you have a valid point. Maybe 4chan users spend time with their kids on a weekend excursion?
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>>5221827
Or go on a cruise on their yacht?
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>>5221830
That is so incredibly wrong in so many levels.
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>>5221852
Why is that?
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>>5221858
You're trying to say we're a bunch of losers. I have a girlfriend.
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>>5221859
What's wrong with owning a yacht?
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>>5221859
Is your girlfriend's name Pamela Handerson?
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Sometimes I just open one of her pics and caress it on the screen put of sadness. I think I might need help bros.
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>>5221897
Nothing wrong with that.
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>>5221898
I'm not the only one doing this? Phew.
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>>5221903
Nope. If you want to see pure depravity go over to /gif/ where they routinely create 'Tribute' threads. Sicker than sick. Trust me. You're doing nothing wrong.
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530
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>>5221909
I took a quick glance, BBC, tranny, cuck, AI. Mamma mia pizzeria.
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>>5221946
>>>/gif/30623872
Make sure you have some eye bleach handy.
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>>5221956
Terrible day to have eyes and a working memory.
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If one day they give us something like the Matrix or the Oasis from Ready Player One. I"m going to build a girlfriend that looks like her.
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>>5221909
what is a Tribute thread?
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>>5221972
see
>>5221956
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>>5221956
Eww, caressing a pic is so much different than straight up jizzing on it, this is pathetic and on top they share it
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Pedophilia: the thread.
Necrophilia: the thread.
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>>5222113
Seething pajeet: the post
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>>5222125
Coping fag: the reply



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