Welcome to the North Park OC thread, a place to draw, create and discuss original characters for North Park, a South Park spin off. Feel free to read through the wiki for more information on the characters so far. Otherwise, draw characters and have fun!Gravedigger EditionPrevious thread:https://archived.moe/i/thread/826476Wiki link:https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/North_Park_Creations_Wiki
>>829541more like gaydigger
PoPPI is best girl
Average day at no problem inc office secretary / Chuck’s assistant Myrtle As a stylistic choice for me all office au character will be drawn similarly to the child characters. It’s basically early Pokémon everyone’s Chibi Thing
>>829545It's casual friday this isn't her final design
Perma swap AU in the events of vera , the virgin vera loses Leslie's virginity and Leslie mind breaks vera keeping her like this forever also they fuck
>>829549And this Vera fucks like a beast
>>829549I feel like they’re both very abusive in their own ways
Episode, several of the cast get stuck in Asimov's head and he tries to keep them entertained until someone can help them get out, with Asimov's feeling getting hurt when his friends call all his adventures lame, and all start braking down when they realize they're just SOMA style mind scans and the "Asimov" they've been interacting with is just one of his subroutines that he modified to keep them company and happy.
>>829552>Yashu: "YOU GUYS ACTUALLY WENT TO A DIGITAL CIRCUS?!?"
>>829543That's Cassandra
>>829549>>829550>>829551So is Virgin Vera like a soda bottle that's shaken a bunch of times?
>>829552And then he becomes Asimov-2 briefly before... well, you know....Good thing it's non canon!
>>829552I mean , we kind of already have a digital circus analog just jessie , or now , it going by absolutely Abby after the retcon >>829555She got a handful of those doctor toades mind wipes slugs
>>829557Is she gonna use tit on both of them so after they finish, it feels new?
>>829558the she i referring to was Leslie. vera quite Literally fucked away Leslie's happiness so she was gonna take something away from her the one thing she treasured her mind
>>829559Well, this new Vera isn't all that bad.
I want more art of Maria being afraid and uncomfortable, lol.
Permanent brain trauma her number 1 fear after seeing Ula I like to think she still owns all her businesses they’re just very charitable and bleeding money, though she has so much of it that would be probably a decade before they go out of business>>829562Maria art in this economy
I ship it. can we get some more Grayson lore?
>>829543>>829554Sometimes it takes a second best boy to become the best girl and date the real best boy
>>829562How about her seeing TT violate Asimov
>>829569uh sure.His favorite food is a dessert called flies graveyardHe sleeps in a coffin (He buys from the same people the Vamps do)He's in the process of making a "Big Brother" and a pet for PoPPI.He tends to be nocturnal but has started being awake during the day thanks to his dating Janice and working for the CCP.If he revives someone from the dead within three days they keep their soul.Huge Frankenstein fan, but in the Way a "Cool Robots!" kinda Gundam fan is.He's really good at sewing and has even made some dolls before based on people he's dug up.His only friends are Janice and Maria.He's a semi-competent doctor and a skilled Surgeon.Nurse Maggie is afraid of him because she saw him crawling out of a grave once and thought he was a zombie.Thought he was asexual before meeting Janice.
>Y'know those plays or something like that that teach kids that eating healthy is good? The 3rd graders are stuck in one of those.>Leslie: "Why do I have to be the egg? I don't even like eggs!">*beat*>"Ok, that's a bit of a lie, I prefer them hard boiled. I just hope I don't crack from this...">*the others stare at her, with looks that say "Ugh, puns*>"Pun unintended."
>>829582You just want TT/Asimov art, don't you?
>>829599Cute!!!>>829607No, just thought of something that Maria would hate and that's the first thing that came to mind. Plus, it's probably been drawn already
>>829608surprisingly not!unless I'm forgetting something.kinda surprising honestly
Nothing special just practicing acrylics
what audio does drewanon usedwhat draing program does he usei will replace him i am drew2
"And That's The End of That"DrewAnon's characters win an all expenses paid flight to literally anywhere else.And that's it, that's the episode, they're gone.Except Drew and Slappy.>>829622Sorry Junior.
>>829622Pretty sure he used Clip Studio Paint and Audacity
>>829624You have the audacity to say that to me
>>829623also Sabrina can stay
>>829623Dollfucker missed his flight because Sally took too long to pack her luggage (women, amirite)
>>829629>Suddenly likes Dollfucker
>>829630Who doesn't like Dollfucker? ...............who doesn't like Dollfucker that's also a real anon in the thread and not everyone in NP
>>829631What.QRD, now.
>>829631if df is drew self insert i dont know if i want to be drew12
>>829632Dollfucker is kinda a fucking despicable human being and no one likes him in-universe. I thought the thread loved him
>>829633What happened to the other 10 Drews?
>>829634My takeaway was he was mostly ignored but some girls tolerated him because he'd actually do Tea Parties and be willing to play pretend in order to try and fuck their dolls.
Y'know, that Mayor Chuck is a great guy. He deserves to raise a family and enjoy the fruits of his labor with a child from God.
>*ring* *ring* >"Well it's about time! My baby boy is-">"Your wife is dead. You're gonna wanna see this...">"what."
>"Well little guy, I guess it's just you and me...">*angelic baby noices*>"I think i'll call you Zachary. It was your mother's favorite food brand afterall"
>>829639Hours later after Salem had to replace a missing baby with another one that had a small chance of being evil good thing the father was a jackass who didn’t notice the different hair color
>>829640And so, for years, this little baby boy in Salems hat of holding stayed there, with no one but her for human interaction. Growing up in a void null-space inside a witch's hat where anything is everything and nowhere is everywhere, heavily stunted him and he never grew up.This is the result.
>>829641Due to procrastination on Salem part and squatters rights laws Salem had no choice, but to begrudgingly allow him to stay though he has to contribute by guarding her stuff.She called him a guard dragon, sort of sarcastically and he took that quite seriously making a suit for himself and covered it in candy because Salem like sweets
>>829642It’s best to avoid going into her hat without her permission or worse, trying to steal it or even worse, just being Vera because in that hat his control almost absolute as long as Salem isn’t around she overrides him
the Witcheroo anti Wendy manages to capture and disguise herself as Salem to get proper info on her hat and ends up on a date with with hat boy ( at least he sees it that way) meanwhile Salem break free and takes on anti wendy's role and fucks shit up for her in the antiverse
Hatboy is so cute!
>>829678salem as anti Wendy confesses her feelings to wendy leaving main line Wendy shocked and utterly disgusted only in the end episode regular Wendy sees they switched and she gives a sigh of relief believing salem was just doing a random crazy thing she did not want to deal with that can of deep seeded narcissistic worms
>>829686His hate for her and her smugness is unmeasurable
I feel like Leslie, Hat Boy, and Vanessa would probably start a Vera hate(fuck) club
>>829706van genuinely we hate her but Kimberly ( the original personality) has a crush so the combination of the two Vanessa meets in the middle and has a rival boner for her but will never admit that.
>>829707I feel like the hatred would overpower the crush by a lot. Van's been hunting Vera for over a century. It'd be 80% hatred, 20% crush at best. Or whatever TT's Crush to Hate ratio is
>>829709ok i like this but Kimberly can push it down to 65% if Vanessa is weakened mentally exhausted and vera is being extra flirty with her and her rizz is at peak
>>829710Fair enough
"Escape From Weed World"In this 2-Hour Special, Stan the Weed Man opens up 'Weed World' after winning the lottery, what happens is an epic parody of Willy Wonka meets Jurassic Park.Drew, Asimov, Chaz, and Robert are of the poor suckers who get displaced from their class.Drew goes into full sitcom mode, a special kind of shock because she can't handle the sentient weed strains trying to get everyone high.Asimov is confused, trying to analyze the situation.Chaz is desperately chasing Mary Jane, the sexy Weed World Mascot, but he gets way too high from all the smoke.Robert is simply trying to navigate the chaos to get to the bathroom.Stan is desperate trying to cover up the PR nightmare his dream's become.Who will survive? Who will die? North Park: Escape From Weed World!
babysitter electric bluesSalem wants a nice peaceful date with vera without her and hatboy fighting so she place a spell on Jonesy so that if she doesn't keep hatboy distracted ( since he seems to like her which pretty much just means she's a fun toy to him) in the hat while the date is happening she'll be cursedboo-bees Danny, Dani and Brittany has to deal with a busty queen bee both literally and figuratively ghost that is hell bent on taking over the north park underworld criminal Underworld with her voluptuous figurecates and the hat boydr Cates and her crew manged to steal Salem's hat and gets trapped inside they find themselves hat boy new pet kitties and a little buck tooth mousewon't you be my mother the volands and Grayson finds Salem hat at the park and ends up inside Janice manges To effortless tightrope walk across keeping hat boys rage from her while unbeknownst to her the others are being cartoonishly tortured Janice believes she fell asleep during the picnic at the park and is having a strange dream
Giving up the Ghosts: Danny, sick and tired of the constant swarm of furious ghosts around Grayson now that the guy is popping up at the school occasionally to pick up Jerry for Janice. performs a spell that grants everyone in North Park the ability to see ghosts for twenty four hours, and Grayson now has to contend with the furious ghosts whose bodies he's defiled while Danny realizes just how many ghosts are in the town.PoPPI gets kidnapped: Exactly what it says on the Tin, Necro has managed to kidnap PoPPI again and Grayson has to get her back from the Fuckers who have her, acquiring the help of the main three with an offer of twenty bucks for each of them if they help.Night of the Living Idol: Joke episode where everyone PoPPI bites turns into an Idol instead of a zombie, with not much changing about how the new idols react to being turned into idols.
>>829715i'm getting 'grayson is actually a good guy' fatigue
Vera: get us outta here before spaz the magic Dragon wakes up again Jonesy: I’m not a toy I’m not a toy I’m not a toy …
Forgot to post this one
>>829712Asimov is the only death.Either that or everyone dies, but it's a Treehouse of Horror type thing, so they're still alive
>>829716too bad, you want a 100% bad guy, James is right there
I don't recognize the majority of the names being mentioned, how many new characters have even been introduced recently?
>>829729maybe 10-15Tell me who you need help with
>>829728oh yeah the lifetime movie villain, right
>>829732If anyone would run into one of those it would be Maria, so it makes sense.
>>829733k
Fiona won a bet
>>829716Has it really been talked about that much?
>>829737
>>829736Still hot
>>829740
>>829748is she a happy drunk or a sad drunk?
>>829749Sad
>>829751also she likes to spill the beans
>>829748
>>829754
>>829748No naked?
>>829764I drew it you'll just have to wait to see it
>>829751Calamari and Vera are an interesting Duo, especially with how little the octo-guy is used
>>829763
>>829768ML Vera: Huh, I feel inexplicably happy today.
>>829768Goth punk Vera An original fan of Edgar Allan Poe Actually lives with big tex they fight all the time about everything Bad things happen to people that bring up she’s a natural blonde A slacktivist about almost all liberal things she might not even care about the cause just want attention from the backwater town she lives in Does crimes without financial incentives most of the time though she does appreciate it when money is involvedSecret fan of hugs
>>829771Forgot the picture
>>829772You are drawing these so fast, how long does each one take you?
>>829776I don't know maybe 10-35 minutes but thats because i'm doing a single character that I know how to draw with no background and color dropping the colors.
>>829772Last one for now might do more next weekShe tries not to sleep due to the nightmares caused by the many dream demons she has beef with
You guys mind if I post the "character"core music list?
>>829798not hearing a no, so!Removed the double songs for Lisa and Bundle!Zachcorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ0muYBh2HYNightmare Guycorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf3Err9MvDgNurse Maggiecore:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3iRoMPmsdgAsimov/Drewcorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqK-jh4TDXoToadescore:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inRXBlYgMGICringe Kidcorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTggoptzEukBobby Normancorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h54fiT9BhzsAgathacorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV2H712ldOIBarbracore?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw2kDbfP06AJonesycorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdNIO7WudEwSlappycorehttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=XKqUsbYyLk4Asimov Primecorehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=5FY0kpC-150Frog Personcore:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Iip-vUEKdMCatescorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D17ZVvAZqtEMariacorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AjJZEcMdwwSlappy's Soncorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg58eUcJ8mYMandycorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjBFftpQxxMBobby and Viracorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsYDv5Cf0yoBad End PoPPI and Graysoncorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cnPX-QQrNgBundlecore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPX1bt0yWwPoPPIcore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJNxDcu1--cGencycorehttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ALZio2QJAmQLisacore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch5uw25xx10Amandacorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlTNKOnfXFkGraysoncorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMtvfJSwgDUA1 and A2corehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlIREQyaxu8Leslie and Miss Terrycorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3K-PrMXFRcRaynecorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcxhmHEykPgPoPPI's Fanscorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVpo-_0Xok4A2corehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETAf16zh_Q4Jamescorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BKXj5D5gPU
Tomodachi demo out, made my girl.Sadly can't send the photos to my phone, so here's this.
>>829804CUTE!Will you be doing more NP characters when the full game is out?
>>829807If I can afford it/get it for my birthday...
What
>>829809Who's that?
>>829810The Youngest of the Iris children if memory serves
>>829811They have 3?
Daniel little Brother of Danielle the sleepy maid girl
fairy god Morgan Salem lones out Morgan to be north park's fairy god mother while Betsy ( the current fairy god mother and Salem's old friend) goes out of town. instead of helping these kids overcome their problems Morgan helps them get revenge or make on ethical solutions to their problemscase of the missing Leslie young adult Dani and Sabrina try to save Leslie form a consensual puppy play dungeon bar the rest of the episode Sabrina tries to discover Dani's kinkpay to work vera opens up a office and people pay her to do actual work so they can put something on their resumes she put her trusted employee Bobby Norman to manage the customers/ employees and for the first time in his life he's a manager he gets respect by the employees
>>829814
>>829821Morgan: Oh, some kid bullied you? I'mma burn their house down.>>829823Cute!
>>829823Danielle actually hates her maid job she doesn't like cleaning her room now she has to clean other people's room too "bullshit!" also a lot of the ghost stare at her and if she lucky that's all they do ( she instantly banishes anyone that tries to the afterlife so) so she a bit more irritated in this universe >>829814doesn't have to clean the ghost barely pays attention to him living a happy life its way better than being Danielle
More MiisLeft to RightCK, Danny, Chaz, Robert, Drew, Delly, Sammy
>>829823>>829832She only let fin and British be perverted towards her
Episode Idea:Jasmine and Mina went to the villain convention to mind control the people and turned them evil (sorry I couldn't think of something unique) <:(
>>829842The other kids with villain sonas should show up in the background
>>829809I wanna dick her down.Are you fucking happy? I said it, okay?I wanna dick her down BAD.
>>829858That's probably your blood.
>>829861I don't fucking CARE MY BODY IS IN ROBERTANON'S TRUNK ANYWAY
>>829862Enjoy Canada
>>829858This but with Sidney
double d day Sabrina sees everyone at north park elementary bullying Sabrina for her massive tits so she decides to cast a spell giving all the students double ds as well which happens to happen when vera needs more volunteers for her breast milk scam Danny: im tired of your fucking shit Salem !!!Salem: * stifling laughter* Maureen: Danny language! what's got you so animated todayDanny unbutton his bell boy shirt and a massive set of tits slam on her secretary desk.were a couple... of guys chaz and Danny are shocked to discover that the entire school is convinced they're dating they try to dispell this rumor the dumbereringJonesy and TT discover that people get dumber the closer they get to Asimov or Andrea so the two get far away from them as possible and begin to get feel their IQ rise substantially , the further they get away from them but\nThey soon realized that the reality of their world starts to crumble the smarter thing and they start ascend to higher planes of realitymeanwhile Maria's IQ being to plummet the more and more she finds Herself venting to her robots about James until she gets duped into a date with him that clearly a trap https://youtu.be/OILnYfm8WGM?si=UcoJh-o0DPLbZzjI
>>829873>double d day>Sabrina sees everyone at north park elementary bullying Sabrina for her massive tits so she decides to cast a spell giving all the students double ds as well which happens to happen when vera needs more volunteers for her breast milk scamshef during lunch https://youtube.com/shorts/x2AAbjb-SVw?si=0hkyyniNCHjHsPLb
>>829873>Oppai DannyDanny and Chaz are a thing, we all know
>>829873>>829876
>>829873>>829887This is Cboyfucker's worst nightmare.
>>829887This is cursed...>>829888Who's that?
>>829889Guy who was made a few threads ago he likes to give people drinks with gender fluid in them to turn them male on top but female on bottom.which is why boys with boobs is his worst nightmare
>>829890Here's a pic of him
>>829890>>829891Based, boys with ass is goated
>>829887Salem gave everyone the same size tits but since Danny is smaller than his peers his appears to be bigger than their also after the initial shock Danny found out he got bigger tips and he can hold things in his cleavage Danny: dude tits rock>>829873there's a breastfeeding epidemic in school after the boys started letting the homies take a sip since the milk is slightly magical it addictive now there's gangs of students holding their peers down to suck teet
>>829892They also have pussy
>>829894An acceptable downside
big sis JonesySalem overheard Jonesy arguing with her parents about how they don't think she's responsible so to test this Salem makes everyone like at least 6 years younger than Jonesy so she can prove her responsibility after a day of being the default leader salem is about to break the spell by untying a knot but Jonesy takes it from her and hides it so she'll remain everyone's big sister and they'll respect her and do what she saysalternate story Salem fucks up the spell and only Jonesy is younger but everyone thinks she their little sister
>>829899
Bobby late night vera offers Bobby a rare double time offer for an overnight shift no questions asked all we have to do is travel with mina and mark to deliver the suitcase from pulp fiction to a buyer a few hours away. he takes it but has to get a babysitter for CK since chariot is out of town and cates is busy at a S.I.N thing so he hires the cheapest babysitter he can find miss TerryBobby soon discovers taking this shift was horrible decision the three getting into close calls with the supernatural mobsters and anything and everything in between all nightactive shooter drillp kiddy decides to do a unplanned active shooter drill during the middle of school and we see everyone reaction to thinking they in a active shooting at school from Jerry abandoneding everyone to the vampires patiently waiting for there buffet of blood to wendy beating actor playing the shooter half to death and her , along with the school administrative faculty have to hide it to prevent a lawsuit Robert gets lost looking for is locker , so he can be the good guy with a gun and the police believes he's the shooter also Nancy is trying to live stream the whole thingthe duality of Mandy Mandy has a game tonight but also a 1 night only food festival is happening at the same time so she goes to Danny to make her a clone he tries to lie saying he cant make them but she reveals she knows dani is his clone and not his little sister so they use a different magic item then the one Danny used ( it broke since then) to make her a clone and send that one to the game while she goes to the festival. this cloning device actually split Mandy into two each containing different aspects of her the 2 naturally fight over which one gets the go to the festival So they create another clone
>>829899>>829900Cute!
>>829900
The Miis are back... And in HD!Left to RightMute, Chaz, Jerry, Mandy, Hansel, Drew, Delly, Robert, CK, Leslie, Danny, and Sammy
>>829911Bby
>>829911
>>829941Cute!
>>829899both stories happen in one episode but it's like a timeline split in a we we're constantly jumping in between the two with the timeline splitting at the beginning and then merging back together at the end like the malcolm in the middle bowling episode both events roughly lasted a month where either Jonesy is the oldest at first think she's in charge , but then quickly realizes she has to take care of them and they know this hiding the undo knot and treating this like of a vacation where Jonesy is their maid or Jonesy is a helpless little kid but quickly learns she can get away with almost anything and everyone else is responsible for her so she takes advantage of the situation
>>829944Status que resumed
Episode idea involving Momstrongs and Ula..I couldn't think of something else
>>829945Would
>>829945Spankable Hams
>>82994980% of us would, as well>>829948Ula becomes a female villain to fight the Momstrongs.
>>829951I would, at the cost of her trauma dumping as I pump her full.
>>829952I can just tune it out
>>829955Fair pointSo we're all in agreement Jonesy's got an hourglass figure?
>>829952>>829955You think it would be annoying but her explaining how the situation led up to the trauma is actually quite comical like hearing Larry David/ george costanza talk about their shenanigans
>>829957Ok, nevermind. It's a win-win situation>>829956Of course! The artstyle doesn't always show it, like how Bebe had knockers for an ep or how Stan has short legs
Hey did that guy that made those chatbots ever make more?
Gency doesn’t know why the criminal underground in the ethnic parts of town fears this la Sanguijuela but he will find whoever it is and he will catch them
>>829956yes she a early bloomer got some middle or high-schooler ( who are of course in the same building) in a bad situation when they started dating her only to realize she 11 a little way too late and he couldn't break up with her because what she would do to him.
>>829969Salem: I just told Ula that you're into catgirls. Am I right?Vera: (goddamn it, Ula! )
>>829967>Lori is just a skinsuit for the orb ghostThat's terrifying
>>829968>>829972Salem didn't need to magic her a fat ass, she already has one
>>829978nah its a non canonical art piece orb is super dead never to come back
>>829987Oh, nice
She likes aura farming on her broom
i can't wait for drewanon to epically own us and psyche us and return tomorrow
Perma swap Vera: oh did you enjoy the pie I baked you? it probably wasn’t very good, but I put a lot of love to it. Also im sorry a cute girl couldn’t have been the one to give it to you.
Mute: The Towerhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xoKijmmkaYQ&pp=ygUYdGhlIHRvd2VyIGluYXp1bWEgZWxldmVuIDK, think it'd be funny for her to use it. Happened during a match where Neil pissed her off.Addison: Emperor Penguin No. 1https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lyY_FQvVcL8&pp=ygUQa291dGVpIHBlbmd1aW4geA%3D%3DShe likes Penguins, this was a no-brainerIn the North Park canon, she made it to beat Posie's Hanafubukihttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PsiSIwMEUWE&pp=0gcJCcQBo7VqN5tDShe also nearly breaks her legs every time she uses it. Lydia banned her from using it since one time they had to bench her and have Linus take her place
>>829969Jasmine dare her to wear it in Track and Field practice
Welcome to the shelbyville OC thread, a place to draw, create and discuss original characters for shelbyville, a Simpsons spin off. Feel free to read through the wiki for more information on the characters so far. Otherwise, draw characters and have fun!April fools Edition
Just a SIMPle head shot of Leslie, wasn't really feeling like it
>>830047>>830048
>>830050
>>830051
>>830016it's gonna be so cool guys, i'm so excited
>>830053sorry homie he ain't coming back
>>830054stop lying this is just like smiling friends he'll back
>>830056Maybe some day, but as it stands, no
Golden age of shelbyville?
>>830057i don't believe you he always comes back
>>830059>he always comes backAh shit he's Afton...No wonder he's into kids, he's not a pedo, he's trying to make Remnant!
>>830052Britney barely looks all that different lol
[insert prank here]
my favorite guest star shelbyville had on was Bill Cosby it was quite the sleeper hit.
>>830078My favorite was the Harvey Weinstein episode
>>830093the casting couch gag was interesting
My favorite was the one where Chaz starts watching the news just because the reporters are hot
My favorite episode was when Asimov got caught masturbating in class.
>>830106Would he even come to class with that module?
>>830108*cum
>>830104is that a QR code?
>>830110perhapsAlso how did you see that?
>>830111You can see a vague bit of it at full size, it's a slightly different shade of white.Also Asimov is trans, this is hard canon
>>830114Real Asimov Anon here.go fuck yourself with a cactus
>>830114>>830115Danny with a gun: which one is the real one? Jonesy: shoot them both to be safe
>>830116me anon: *takes gun and shoot boths and then mysel*
>>830117Jerry: Fuck, why didn't I think of that?
Favorite shelbyville one off character?
>>830119Row 1, Column 1Row 2, Column 3Row 2, Column 4Row 3, Column 4Row 4, Column 2Row 6, Column 2
Jonesy kills Asimov ( April fools edition) Jonesy actually managed to kill Asimov ny deleting all his code after an April fools prank gone wrong Jonesy's guilt forces her to fix this mess . TT wakes up as a normal girl with normal memories from of the future so she tries to prevent Asimov's resurrection but finds she not as competent as She once was due to her good upbringingb plot Asimov finds out all afterlives have a no AI policy and is forced to roam the earth as a ghostafter this the og Asimov AI is a ghost now replaced by a identical duplicate AI also Jonesy stops picking on Asimov the bucket of bolts list Jonesy tired of ghostimov bugging her so she ask Danny how to get rid of a ghost and he tells her to help them complete their finished business so she has him make a bucket list for them to complete and they spend the week completing it b plot Fiona and Brittany overheard Jonesy and Danny talk and they believe Jonesy is ghost suicidal so they get les and Barbara to do a intervention with Jonesy and show her she's loved by her fellow ghostsghost strike ghostimov gets the cheatu ghost to go on strike after finding out about the Thompsons treatment of them this causes the ghost to move from the chateau to the town and haunt north park instead after finding out this is a problem and the Thompson kids are actually thrilled they're gone Ghost Asimov tries to convince the ghost to go back to the chateauSalem's Ai assistant Salem binds ghostimov to her hat to organize her stuff hatboy believes he being replaced by AI and tries to beat the unwilling ghost robot maid
>>830119>>830120Turned one of them into a characterMegan Pulaski, 4th grader, adorable as fuck, hiding something
>>830121Jonesy: Ain’t I a stinker
>>829990she should aura farm by riding on my lap!
>>830123looks like if Kirby and pim had a baby
>>830123...I'm scared>>830133Be careful what you wish for...
>>830136Don't worry! She's not hiding bad or evil.
>"Hey Cripplefucker! Ready for our date?"(Happy (Early) B-Day Dellyfag!)
>>829862Anyways, hello and greetings there, North Park. How much money would you guys pay for "Meat" or at least a slave?
>>830155Sorry, short on cash
>>830154I guess her getting her arm cut off all the time really helped!
>>830154The aftermath
>>830176Deserved
>>830185So many deserve worse
>>830123wow Wow WOW, She's perfect!!What could she possibly be hiding, how adorably pretty, proper and pleasant she is?
>>830193Posie's hotter.
>>830193What do you mean? She's hiding Nothing!
>>830206Assuming I can turn Hansel into his demon form, I'll take 10^4 Hansels and 5 Wendys
>>830207yeah the only correct answer
>>830206Because I'm not a fucking pussy who hides behind his sister, I'll take Teacup and Sydney. Either way, I'll be crushing some major puss, or I get fucking violated by some Eldritch genitals
>>830207I agree on Hansel, but I'll take the Robert instead of the Wendys
>>830213you're nuts 5 Wendy's can easily decimate ten thousand Hansel assuming they cant become demon Hansel leaving the rest to fuck up you and Robert
>>830214Can she survive sniper rounds?
>>830215I mean she pretty much one punch man/ popeye so probably but even if no then the moment he focuses on her one or two of the others are gonna pounce on Robert and then 4 Wendy's will still kill the Hansel's though it will take a little bit longer
>>830206the answer is Wendy and how long do I want this to take
Lydia and Posie: Scream of Edenhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i09-PYdtmHU&pp=ygUOc2NyZWFtIG9mIGVkZW7SBwkJ2QoBhyohjO8%3DThey're both Mormon (and incestuous in one timeline), so I thought it made sense
>>830224Oekaki Post (Time: 12m, Replay: View)
>>830225>"Sorry it had to come to this, Steeve.">"But you didn't leggo my Eggo."
>>830225>>830226God, I wish that were me
>>830233Choked out because you stole her breakfast?
>>830234Nah, it's a lie to get her to stop
>>830206I need three Cindys, ten thousand Hansels.
>>830225>Leslie ripped Teeny Steeve in halfWhat the shit Leslie!?
>>830206someone should make one of those "You have X dollars" charts, but with North Park characters
>>830214Nah man, Honestly I recon even 10000 base Hansels could beat 5 Wendys. 10000 is a lot of Hansels. Even with her strength it's not like she's invulnerable. Obviously acting in character, Hansel and Wendy don't really have any reason to fight each other. But assuming they do for the sake of the situation, The Hansels could just kinda swarm and bite her to death. Not much strength is gonna do against thousands of disease ridden sharp toothed rat boy bites.
>>830239Oh yeah, just checked and he can bite through steel, having a bite of 40,000 psi
>>830239She needs rat bites to live
>>830239>>830214Even within the said context, nobody ever stated how fast Wendy is or even if she knows where to locate the gunman. Robert with a silenced rifle and a decent strategy could honestly kill 5 Wendys injured. That being considered, Robert is an intelligent character.As long as he taking down each Wendy without letting the other one notice, he would win.
>>830235>>830237To be fair, I didn't expect the follow up.
>>830239You're severely underestimating wendy's strength and durability it's one hundred percent just gonna be this https://youtu.be/zmAAv_sa274?si=nU69AcjM0NZsCeXF>>830242I wasn't talking about the other wendy's finding him I was talking about the other units teacup and the dog boys would instantly find him even before the first shot and I think teacup would be fast enough to get to him before that and again all this is assuming that a bullet would do damage.
>>830245Teacup, the dog boys, and Cindy would it quite literally sniff him out.
>>830245I imagine wendy ripping up a telephone pole or a street light and swinging it like a baseball bag like it weighs nothing , taking out 20 Hansel every 6 seconds thats 200 Hansels every minute if all five of them are doing this that 1000 Hansels every minute that means it will only take her ten minutes to clear the Hansels.
>>830247And this is without me even mentioning her having the entire arsenal of the thompson basement magic items like the nine lives pills ( which Can stack up to 99 extra lives) , the orb of knowledge, the power armor sword, literally everyone in towns voodoo doll or the snow globe that can permanently retcon stuff by making it into always being one of Leslie's dreams.That is , if we're going by death battle you get everything in your character's arsenal logic. if that's the case she couldnwipe out the ten thousand Hansels even if all of them could become demon Hansel by simply retconning out of existence5 Wendy's is overkill
>>830245>bullet would do damage.I mean it your character so you can change it but I don't recall her being immune to any poison or has no need to breathe. A poison shot into her throat forcing her to swallow would be dangerous to her. As long as she doesn't need to cover both her nose and mouth for enough time without suffocating while jogging like crazy. (which is almost impossible if you had jogged in a marathon)
>>830249or she can just cover her face now that I want to mention too. There is maybe bouncing bullet but consistency matters more hence I give Wendy the best Strat is to run blocking her own face
The true question is 5 Wendys or a billion lions?
>>830252Does she get all the Chateau?Arsenal lions never existed it was all in leslie's dream
>>830253Lets say no, no Chateau, it's just normal lions.
>>830249Yeah, poisons, do things to her.That's how blenny gets her but you're still forgetting the other units who are entirely focused on robert
>>830248also thinking about it fifteen german shepherds and four teacups could defeat 10000 Hansels if they get all their arsenals since all the BS inventions dr Cates and Doug Dogman made especially the trap people in books gun uncontrollable and deadly laughing gas could take them out.
>>830176A2 would laugh his ass off upon seeing this
>>830262He fantasizes about this 24/7, let's be honest
>>830272>A2:"If had the parts in the first place, I'd be rock solid."
>>830279Don't think it's sexual pleasure, but alright
>>830283It's a metaphoric boner
>>830252>>830254If everyone has infinite stamina and the dead despawn my money is on Wendy this is like five superman or five hulks versus 1 billion lions i don't think the lions could hurt them
>>830224>>830225>>830226>"Note to self: Houben's a good grabber, avoid anger."
>"The Pecking Order">Lydia and her gang meet up with some of the other school bullies/tough guys, but slowly realize they're actually near the bottom of the pecking order, so they must go on a quest to beat up the toughest kid in school.>The climax of the episode is they find out Angela is the strongest kid and they start to wonder if they should go through with beating her up.
Episode Idea:"The Day They Hatched"(the first appearance of Wren's Ronin Bird Guys. Any sypnosis?)
>>830308>Angela strongest Wendy: heh
>>830310But would she beat up a toddler?
>>830311an arm wrestling or weight lifting competition could solve this
>>830308Against: AddisonFor: Lydia, PennyNeutral: Savannah (somehow)
>>830312>trying to prove strength by competing against a baby>supposed to be a the mature older sister of the Thompson That is not a victory for Wendy, that a complete humiliation of her personality.
>>830320she has pride about her perceived strength and being 2nd to a toddler with no strength just because she has an angel protection she cant let that stand so she would engineer a situation to prove her strength without making it seem like she cares simply by getting the angel to go away for a few minutes and save the baby
>>830326she beats up Lydia's Gang while Angela cheers her on about how strong she is
Was in a space mood
are these threads just being kept alive by two obsessed retards
>>830350>>830332Cute blondes!
>>830363probably like five to six more accurately
>>830363>(You)>From Chazanon
Also from Chazanon
>>830367I feel like it's at most 12
>>830369More fuel to Addison x Savannah. Whatever their ship name is
8 ball of truth danny bring a magic 8 ball thats always correct ot reveals that Asimov has a crush on Jonesy he then switches it out with a regular magic 8 ball to sow choas because he's mad about at a prank they pulled on him last week Asimov posses a baby ghostimov accidentally flies into and posses Jonesy's nephew he ask danny to perform a exorcism on him without Jonesy knowing because he believes she'll never let him live it downchuckenchuck keep making escalating threats against vera because the towns folks keep asking him to do something about her she calls his bluff now he has to do something or look like a total pussy
>>830371Addinah?
>>830382Sure, why not. Chaotic mess x bitchy enabler
>>830383
>>830386Right, I forgot Linus had a crush on her
>>830390The enemy of Goths... Toxic Yuri.
>>830396we have too many toxic ships
>>830397name them
>>830398Asimov/JonesyAsimov/TTAddison/SavannahLydia/any of her girls reallyTerry/the Cuck ChairCates/ToadesMaria/JamesGrayson/Janiceprobably more but I'm lazy
Any shipping name idea for Sammy x Ragdoll?
>>830420Samdoll
>>830420Plastic Man
>>830424plastic man??
>>830425Wanted to be different
>>830402How many are these are endgame though?
>>830402Grayson/Janice is not toxic, it's one of the only relationships that Grayson has that isn't toxic in some way.
short bus chaz inorder to get chaz off a sexual assault charge vera convinces the judge that he's too incompetent to stand trail and now chaz has to go to special edwell i realize we didn't have a sped teacher so heres Mrs Ida Murphy Her oldest son is chandler a outgoing sociable fairly popular 13 year old boy who happen to be on the spectrum but you wouldn’t be able to tell unlike what his mother believes she thinks he's a social outcast who should be locked up in a group home for his before people take advantage of him to make fun of him she pretty much believes he is chris chan she's very belittling to her students thinking they're dumber or more disabled than they actually are. she fairly normal outside of her interactions with sped kids or her own childrenshe's a single mother by divorce She has munchausen by proxy always claiming her perfectly healthy son Abraham was sick and would force him in bed all dayHer youngest son Abraham ran away. Apparently it is believed he’s living under the town with la Sanguijuelashe's very belittling to her students thinking they're dumber or more disabled than they actually are. she fairly normal outside of her interactions with sped kids or her own children
>>830434>she's very belittling to her students thinking they're dumber or more disabled than they actually are. she fairly normal outside of her interactions with sped kids or her own childrenforgot to delete one of these dammit and we reached bump limit double dammit
>>830434
>>830444I wanna adopt him
Alright, got better Hissatsu IdeasChaz: Strike Sambahttps://files.catbox.moe/e1q73s.webmBasically, he made this move on the fly using his mom's dancing. Probably at the end of whatever arc he had at that time (before he gets shafted screentime-wise)Then, in a post-game/non-canon episode scenario where they go up against the adults...Chaz: MOM! You're a goalie! Why'd you leave the goal?!Patricia: What's the matter, honey? It's not like the world's at stake? Plus, I just wanted to show off for a bit.Patricia: Carnival Shakehttps://files.catbox.moe/ynrou1.webmBasically a better version of Strike Samba. Patricia always had it, but wanted to aura farm on her son
>>830446same thing the other vampires thought
>>830434>Single mother> ;)
>>830450He's so damn cute!Not as cute as some others, but he's up there
>>830456Seems you have a type anon.
>>830458It's a maternal type of thing
>>830459Gotcha
>>830450the vampire Society are a Polycule ( minus Ingrid) and Abraham (Bram) is their shared son
>>830462Is Ula included with them?
>>830465Obviously, she's the leader.
>>830465yeah but vera and ula don't fuck each other for whatever reason it's not like they're not blood related though they will fuck next to each other
>>830466Cool! Beam has a better MILF now>>830467They see eachother as sisters, so it's understandable
>>830444>>830462They’re having an orgy again.
>>830468I agree on the MILF front
A breakdown of all 43 Anons, ordered from those with the most severe schizophrenia to the least.>Drew Anon>Delly anon>Robert Anon>Chaz Anon>Danny Anon>Hansel Anon>Leslie Anon>Asimov Anon>Soccer Anon>Sammy Anon>Me Anon
>>830472So you're saying I'm somewhat nuts?
>>830473no no no you’re not just --"(Somewhat nuts?)"-- you’re like completely broken in the head.
>>830474I will admit I have some issues, but the voice of "God" isn't telling me that a near by elementary school should be set ablaze because Jews invented schools.
>>830472Yeah, that's about right
>>830472>I'm slightly less schizo than Sammy AnonThank god!
>>830476Asimov would be so much better than Caine because he can actually take criticism and improve. Asimov also isn't a narcissist. If Asimov and Caine swapped, the cast would be in heaven by comparison
>>830484Asimov would just be sniveling little servant to the humans and not a person like caine clearly was. the humans were at fault for caine's downfall at worst caine was a selfish artist and the humans were to wrapped up in their own problems to reach out to the other party that was stuck with them zooble literally saw he was on the verge of a breakdown and told no one about it
>>830485also caine was listening to them after the suggestion box we only saw adventures he did revolving around the suggestion and wants of the human hence him trying to do a sports adventure before the gun thing in episode 6 and the events of episode 7 but again the humans ironically wasn't paying attention to him to notice
>>830485>>830486Judging by Zooble's reaction to the therapy session, this isn't the first time they talked to Caine about their issues. It's just that Caine didn't listen. Zooble even asked who's therapy session it was really for.Also, during the suggestion box episode, he realized how much they liked them and either ended them early (Stargazing, Bar) or put things in they didn't want (evil versions & centipede). Plus, he got rid of it next episode because of "interpersonal drama."He hears them, but he doesn't listen.
>>830487caine did listen he just believes he solved it and can't comprehend why it's still an issue for her. also I can understand why caine hate the suggestion box and purposely sabotaged it they're literally removing him (other than the fact that he has to make the adventures) from the adventurers hey, we only like you when you make us stuff We don't like you for you
>>830488He hears them He listens to the best of his ability He just doesn't understand and to be honest , at least for zooble she kinda has to figure out her problem on her own And almost did. i think the issue was they both needed to extend a hand and caine was willing but no human cared enough about him to
>Dannyanon tying himself in knots trying to defend Caine while shitting on AsimovGotta give it to him for being consistent in his weird hateboner at least
>>830490fuck Asimov he's a literal waste of energy caine is a person with flaws capable of making bad decisions and being held responsible for them despite the tragedy leading up to those that was bad decisions and the writer doesn't think being nice and having no flaws equals likable
>>830491Where was it ever stated that Asimov as a character is flawless?I mean he's been shown to have a temper, holds grudges, and seems to Love pranks
>>830492>I mean he's been shown to have a temper, holds grudges, and seems to Love pranks holding grudges and having a temper at people that are fucking with you constantly ( Thats normal behavior) and loving pranks aren't flaws
>>830493>loving pranks aren't flawsThey are if it's Neil
>>830494to be fair his flaw is not knowing when to stop and going too far with his pranks
>>830495And being such a cootie patootie
I need to see Wendy getting fucked by a T-Rex. Don't ask why, ask why not?>inb4 whole series of all sorts of girls getting fucked by all sorts of dinosaurs.
>>830496Nos and Neil!!
>>830493Asimov Anon here, I'd say his character has some notable flaws.He's pretty naive and oblivious to things because of his overly nice nature, like with him wanting to be friends with TT in spite of her repeatedly killing him.He also doesn't really get the whole "Being Human" thing on account of being robotic and getting a good chunk of his life advice from Maria who despite being smart isn't particularly great with other people outside of the bedroom.
What happened if Ula bit the Momstrongs? Well, they resulted with the Vampire Strongs, the villainous vampire version of The Stretch Momstrongs
>>830497would if I could draw a t rex
>>830501what do you guys think?
>>830501>>830503Sexo
Another day, another grilled cheese with chicken noodle oh how much he hates those he gets upset if you give it to him, but he’ll eat it.
Timothy Dull & Ramon: Shooting Starhttps://dxi4wb638ujep.cloudfront.net/1/k/5/x/5xgfqxhswp8.webmRamon came up with this on the fly when he hired Timothy once. Was surprisingly useful as a defensive moveMiss Terry and... anyone, really: Dokonjou Clubhttps://dxi4wb638ujep.cloudfront.net/1/k/c/1/c1e1ydib_es.webmMiss Terry is so pathetic, the only combination move she has with someone is one where she's used as a weapon
>>830507Well, better than his bitchy (and hot) mom
Apparently, vampires go through heat every once in a while and unfortunately for Mr. Norman it was in the middle of his shift at the bloody burger
>>830516the grilled cheeses and chicken noodles was from his mom since it's classic sick food I just forgot to give him his human skin tone
>>830518Oh, noted.
>>830472*cries* take his name out of your fucking mouth! *SLAPS* you' don't dare speak St. DrewAnon's name
>>830526You need to relax, you have issues.
Cruelula
Impromptu Magmahttps://magma.com/d/HBfNZssSyp
>>830532That smirk kek
Ula wanna be cool like the cool kids back then
Hat fall
>>830568Chazz is pretty thicc
Momstrongified Girls (mainly because I missed their birthday, so...Happy very late Birthday, Nicole and Rachel)
>>830585would
How many times do I have to tell you Second Life, VRchat and 3DXchat freaks ... YWNBAW , you can't love a man like a woman loves a man.You can't love guys cause you're a man. You don't put batteries minus with minus and plus with plus, it's homo.So stop it with your goddamn futa on futa sex. Women react even worse than men when you try to pull a lesbian joke on them.God-fucking-damnit trannies, crossdressers and Smiling Friends! Why did I watch Smiling Friends. Fuck you, Bugs Bunny in drag. You will never be Lola Bunny, Bugs Bunny. YOU'RE A HARE, not a bunny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze7Pqw0JcM4
>>830591...whut
>>830592Just another Max melty, best to ignore it
>>830585Morgan's cuter now
>>830596Lori: Oh, you think you can predict the future better than me?>Without a doubtLori: Ok, what's the weather gonna be tomorrow?>Concentrate and try again>*cute grumbles*Danny: She's doing it again, isn't she?Dani: Yep.
>>830604
>>830606Best boi's personality and a schizo's clothes. Best of both worlds
>>830606Everyone’s grandma
>>830606
>>830608>>830606Somehow this is Salem x Vera and Ashley x Linus at the same timeThe question is Salem doing this on her own or is Ashley personality making her do it?
>>830612She saw this >>830610, so I don't blame her
>>830604>>830605>>830606>>830608all this started because everyone is in a hard-core ripping on each other by imitation session now everyone is so lost in the sauce that they can't stop and they mixing like two different people together at once now
Crackpot idea: Cassandra joins Ingrid, Mineral and Momo on one of their misadventures. It's purely a fanservice ep. Cass only cares about shitting on Mineral
What I wouldn't give to have Cassandra bend over in front of me
>>830623There are tons of possibilities with this
10% more realistic Danny
>>829781Could I give you a "challenge" with this character of yours, in the same vein as the prompt list?
>>830644Sure
>>830646Danny right now https://youtu.be/ha7smLPz2GY?si=B8eCk-Ooa_y-eyRq
>>829765Well? Where is it?
>>830650you'll see In a few more pages
>>829541This thread is one of the most fastest moving regular threads here, 43 threads of this? What gives? So much autism.>Welcome to the North Park OC thread, a place to draw, create and discuss original characters for North Park, a South Park spin offSo many of these characters aren't even drawn in the shows original style. If you never said it was based off of south park, I'd never even known.
>>830646Why does your linework look a little wobbly here compared to stuff like >>829718Different brush?
>>830653Yeah, different brush.>>830652you can draw in the show style if you want but it's not required like the fan art of the actual show
>>830652>This thread is one of the most fastest moving regular threads here, 43 threads of this? What gives? So much autismA couple dedicated regular artists and writers
>>830655>A couple dedicated regular artists and writersThere is no way it's this interesting to be this faced paced. It's just pure hyperfixation from a few people.
>>830656I don't know what to tell you its just friends goofing around and trying to make each other laugh
>>830657Alight, I guess I can't fault you there. The wiki link up top doesn't work.
>>830657I mean, anyone's allowed to join in.>>830658Curious, it works for me...
>>830659It says error 403 illustration, you don't have access to this page right now
>>830660Try copying it?
>>830646Would you be ok with this?: https://litter.catbox.moe/o3mpmz.png
>>830661Well how else would I get the link into my browser? Yeah, it doesn't work. Mind you I have an old browser, but it works on other fandom pages. I wonder if this has anything to do with the new clouldflare stuff fandom switched on recently.
>>830663Probably.Maybe copy everything up to the "/wiki" part?
>>830664Nope, still busted. Tried entering via Google as well on several pages, same problem.
>>830665Hmm, weird. I dunno know what to do then.
>>830666Guess I'm not reading up on north park tonight.
>>830667To be fair the wiki's lagged behind a bit (no offense to Hanselanon).But maybe draw your idea out and see if that checks out?
>>830668What do you mean draw my idea out?
>>830669Not the artsy type? Or am I misreading things?
>>830670I just kinda wanted to more about the lore of this general and why it's so popular.
>>830662I’ll give it shot though it’ll probably have to be tomorrow or later.
>>830671If you're talking about IRL lore, that can summarized as some guy in a /co/ South Park Comfy thread posting his OC and how the OC wants to fuck Liane Cartman, which lead to a /co/ thread of different anons posting their OCs and came up with a fictional show called North Park, but they were kicked out of /co/ because of janny faggotry, so they came here to /i/.I'm not well equipped on in-universe lore, besides my OCs
>>830671Oldfag here.If link isn't working, just look up North Park Creations on google. This shall help you a lot
>>830674>how the OC wants to fuck Liane Cartman, which lead to a /co/Was this a long time ago?>and came up with a fictional show called North Park, but they were kicked out of /co/ because of janny faggotry, so they came here to /i/.Same as it ever was. Co has had some of the worst moderation for a decade, it's like no fun allowed half the time. Did they give you the boot cause of too much porn or something? When did you come here?
>>830667Anyways, We have frequent fags and even some old fags since the first thread being still around. So feel free to ask specific questions and stuff
>>830676The first link is the wiki lol!Anyway, it some how loaded this time after a cloud flare check. But now I'm going to bed.
>>830678>>830679Alright, I personally welcome newfags btw>Was this a long time ago?around the beginning of 2022 or the end of 2021>>830678>Same as it ever was. Co has had some of the worst moderation for a decade, it's like no fun allowed half the time. Did they give you the boot cause of too much porn or something? When did you come here?around February of 2022. Originally North Park was just South Parks OCs, the character were originally meant to live in south park until the cast became big. For some reason the jannies hated that
>>830678>Was this a long time ago?From what I can gather, 4 years ago this all started.>Did they give you the boot cause of too much porn or something? When did you come here?Nah, I was technically in the first /i/, but I just dumped something and left. Didn't come back until thread #18 and slopped Leslie into existence from my mind cavity.
>"C'mon kid, I don't got all day, supers to hunt."
>>830472Dellyanon is definitely at the top. Drewanon seems only slightly more adjusted than her>>830585That's a good Wendy>>830656It's been going on for years. It was more active during the early years, that's the period where most threads were made and filled quicker
>>830652>So many of these characters aren't even drawn in the shows original style. If you never said it was based off of south park, I'd never even known.Yeah it's a bit of a ship of Theseus situation. Most of the original contributors have moved on, and new blood comes in and over time the art style and goals of the threads change. It's a lot more easier to see how it was a South Park spin off when you see the original group of OCs made by anons in the /co/ thread (pic related). At this point though we really do have very little to do with South Park. Whether that's a good or bad thing is up to personal opinion.
>>830691I'm fine with North Park becoming its own thing
>>830681For some reason the jannies hated fun? You don't say. Thx for the info.>>830682I meant when did you come here as a collective question to everyone not you lol, but thanks for the info.>>830690Thanks.>>830691Thanks for the info.
>>830714as a collective about four years ago me personally three years ago
When you have 2 friends
>>830662And this faggot's shown up to North Park, you fucking asshole, I hate you, you're all over /co/ and you're never happy, you keep asking you fucking autistic piece of shit.I hope you DIE, you stupid bitch, you fucking nigger, you fucking BUFFOON.
>>830745what he keeps asking for sucba pictures?
>>830746Daniel, he goes to EVERY Request thread or thread with Drawfags on /co/ and will post that picture, go to the archives and just seach "Scubafag" or copypaste his vague "Can you try this?" he sometimes gets lucky and he never thanks people.
>>830747that good to know thanks for the info imma still do it though just to try a water scene
>>830734Dorothy's my favorite. Like that her and Delly are cousins
>>830747Now that's a flat out lie, he always says thanks and sometimes draws things in return. You're just a seething idiot.
>>830753Fuck off, fuck OFF, I know it's you and he doesn't draw, catbox some of his art right fucking now.Fucking niggerfaggot.
>retard just idling in thread screamingSigh
>>830755Alright, let's talk about characters we like. How about... Bennett?
>screaming>textum who is the retard
I was thinking of writing a North Park fanfic but then I realized only me, my non existant dog and 2 anons would be reading it.And that's assuming I have the time and talent to pull it off by myself. How the hell do writers just write by themselves everything? In a video game you have people specialized on each domain and yet writers are supposed to be jack of all trades good at everything?
>>830759Just write a scene that you're interested in, then post it here and maybe we could help you co-write it
With all this arguing, I do have to say one thing:At least it isn't Brapfag.
>>830759>>830760Yeah, we won't judge. Most of the time
>>830672yeah gonna be at least till sunday im too hooked on a new game
>>830776Ty for the update.
Serious funny business
Never skips leg day
>>830804>in wheel chairBruh she's always skipping leg day
Vanessa: Hunter's Nethttps://files.catbox.moe/c37yal.mp4Very self-explanatory. Although when you challenge her, it's at V3. She spams this shit a lot.
>>830662
The No home boys (and girl)
>>830829Oh yeah, the racoon and fox boys
>>830830Yep, they're both really cute!
the episode Asimov don't want you to seebaby bot Jonesy mess with Asimov code and his mind becomes that of a baby's and drew and beansy thinks he is into some weird shit
>>830834Alternatively when Asimov gets uploaded to his new body Maria baby videos gets mixed in with his data Jonesy thinks she caused him snap and tries to makeup for what she has done
>>830835*by helping other people
>>830834So is this our Squid Baby equivalent?
The eight ball has spoken, no context given >>830848Yeah though somehow it’s even more cringe
>>830832Especially the racoon guy. I think he's the nicer one?
>>830850Yeah, Rocky's nice whereas Fennec is more of an asshole, but they're both in general more mischievous than malicious.
>>830849fact struggle headline: local alleged murder Robert iris barges his way into local popular girl's home and demanded she pet his belly .
>>830865
>>830849Is Robert a furry now?
>>830849>"Promise not to tell my sister?">"I'd feel like she'd put me in without mentioning you."
>>830870>CK when asked why he's walking Leslie around on a leash: I don't really get it but it makes her happy!
>>830869jesus cant a man go to the home of the person he murdered in dog ears, a tail and a collar and demand belly rubs from her ghost without people trying to make it a thing.
>>830870>>830885WTF, I like Robert now
>>830811Thank you for drawing it, and using that other brush. I like the tint on the lens.Tried drawing her back (it sucks, sorry): https://litter.catbox.moe/3t0ewl.pngHer name reminded me of an old timey waitress at a diner, but that was too much for me to draw.
>>830894you're welcome scubaanon it was fun to
>>830894>>830895and thanks for the drawing
>>830829Gangbang in 3...2...1...
>>830903Gretel bout to get her mind blown
>>830908I'm gonna help with that
>>830889Is this the most unhinged and chaotic shipping so far.
I am north park after a mystery apocalyptic event that causes everyone in north park dies except Danny (who was in the chateau basement so he had magic protections) who devoured all the townsfolks souls so he can find new bodies for them. unfortunately everyone else in the world has perished as well so living bodies aren't easy to come. by after years of wandering around he goes insane with all the voices in his head and well running from horrible mutated abominations that wants to eat him did help his mental state either. after spending years like this all alone he managed to find a busted up Andrea model and reactivate her they come up with the idea to use her to send a message to herself in the past to prevent this apocalypse. but they need to find some parts that are scattered across the wasteland
>>830923
Sex with Mineral
>>830939Nightmare Guy exclusive
>>830921How? All her holes are getting banged?
>>830939I bet she's the kind of lover that lets her partner do all the work
>>830941Leave her out of this>>830944Plus, she's a schizo. Crazy bitches are my type
On second thought, Mineral's been through enough, banging her isn't worth it
>>830952Cute style. She needs a swimsuit.
>>830954
They seem to get together along well
>>830958Uhhh...really well...
>>830959Really REALLY well!!
>>830955Is there a way to get Non-Trauma Esther to dress like Mainline Esther?
>>829764>>830650>>830651I think its about time to dump lewd links https://files.catbox.moe/was02r.png
>>830962So both Wendys have had a relation to Smurfs at one point.Good to know
>>830951>Mineral's been through enough, banging her isn't worth itYou do know she actually have way much easier than how much shit some North Park characters already went through
>>830967Yeah, I know. I just can't unless it was really worth it
Till death do us parta spooky romantic anthology episode Danny and Wendy are fighting over the orb at their party to for it to tell them romance stories or horror stories it decides to do a little bit of column a and little bit of column blets be a thing David carpenter comes back and assimilates all of Leslie's crushes to force her to be his girlfriend bundle of misery a poor boy breaks his leg outside of bundle's farm and and she takes care of himlove you to pieces necro stitch up all the ghost girl corpses to be his girlfriend but the ghosts decides to posse their mangled together bodies to get revenge on him
>>830963apparently this link doesn't work so heres another https://litter.catbox.moe/3kfu4q5taeursiek.png
>>830957Niiice. Is she being saved or going to be dropped in?
>>830975She's covering the good stuff.You made her body look older through. I want nudes of this small sized body.>>830957
>>830976she's being "saved" from a fake drowning scam in an embarrassing way is how I imagined it when drawing it
>>830978What if the scam went badly and no one saved her?How is it embarrasing? Is that was she us blushing?
>>830980>Is that why she is blushing?Fuck typos
>>830980>>830981I don't know being man handled while being half naked infront of the whole town as your plan blows up in your face spectacularly is pretty embarrassing I'll think more about the context behind this piece
>>830977Here’s an old one https://litter.catbox.moe/c08he329cqj4puj0.png
>>830983That perfect. I like that. Is she being fucked by some black dude?Surprised she wasn't nude in the Nevermind parody you posted earlier.
>>830974Reminds me of that one Adventure Time episode with the princes made from other princesses
>>830985>That perfect. I like that. Is she being fucked by some black dude?yeah it's probably Joseph >Surprised she wasn't nude in the Nevermind parody you posted earlier.I was asked to draw her diving in a swim suit
>>830985Here’s another I just remembered existed https://litter.catbox.moe/zaiidq6usne7yaff.png
>>830988>I was asked to draw her diving in a swim suitCan you make an edit without it?>>830990Yeah that's also good, the linework being darker colored but not black is interesting.
https://litter.catbox.moe/hm515yhn2p0rm4up.png
>>830990https://litter.catbox.moe/uot7txevgj2zregv.png
>>830996Do you like drawing lewds or are you indifferent to it?
>>830998I enjoy it but at the sametime don't wanna be pigeon holed into just doing lewds
Ghost version and alive alt https://litter.catbox.moe/yjqg5rf2l7m0x8q4.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/hss234vs6nhw9csy.png
>>830994Wtf I like Esther now
Hissatsu for CK, Melville and Miss Terry. The Butt Monkeys, as I'll call them. If there are any other butt monkey characters in North Park, they can learn this move, tooButt Monkeys + Anyone: Megane Crash (named Melville Crash in North Park)https://dxi4wb638ujep.cloudfront.net/1/k/m/y/myzvgs3im3u.webmButt Monkeys + Anyone: Dokonjou Bathttps://dxi4wb638ujep.cloudfront.net/1/k/m/t/mtjgol2axke.webm
>>831035for Leslie's birthday Salem gave her her magic as a gift till 12am the next day Leslie to her enemies https://youtu.be/aAg3bwzSuLk?si=uJW9RyX21qOR2Dif
>>831027Best of the cat girls
>>831035>>831036CK seeing Leslie go ham on her enemies: Is it weird I find this hot?
>>831036Neil no longer finds his jokes funny, but as a sign of mercy, turns his dad into a newt.Vera's now a toad until 11:59 PM.Melville is suddenly now a philanthropist who's allergic to money."Mr. Smiles" is a rabbit being hunted by foxesMax and his Angels get Thanos'd
>>831052>Max's Angels get erasedJust kill Max, leave them to still exist
>>831052By the end of it: >Leslie's passed out>Vera's normal but still covered in mucus>Big Tex has lost it and being taken away after being forced to take care of Toad Vera, who pulled a Michigan J. Frog>Melville only has his house>Neil is plotting his revenge>"Mr. Smiles" is covered in bites and scratches>Max and the Angels are back, but a bit shaken>>831054Nah, they have to go so they don't take Leslie out.
>>831061Ok, I can tolerate them being dead for a little while
Cassandra and Mineral twerk-off when?
>>831091Who's got the bigger ass and who's got the technique?
>>831092Judging from this, it's Cassandra for bigger assTechnique can go either way
Please get your bus passes ready.aHR0cHM6Ly9kaXNjb3JkLmdnL2FCU1dKem1n
>>831095???https://discord.gg/aBSWJzmg
>>830988Was that a no on the sans swimsuit edit?
>>831097yeah that gonna be a no from me dawg don't wanna do a lewd involving a reference of actual baby
>>831096Yes, that's the bus stationlink only works for today
>>831099>don't wanna do a lewd involving a reference of actual babyKek, I never saw it that way.Sure, its what its referencing, but your character is not a baby. And I've seen plenty of art that depicts that album cover where the character is nude so its an authentic piece. Even The Simpsons did it official with Bart.
Forgot to post this earlierhttps://litter.catbox.moe/4ra5o2ozmas4v5jy.png
>TFW Cassandra facesits Mineral and calls her a hippie bitch, her panties showing as her skirt can't contain all of her fat ass
>>831166>"Alright, you hippie bitch, be a good chair start huffing my fat sweaty ass."https://files.catbox.moe/icszap.png
Gift For Leslie Anon
>>831169Thx!
>>831168Damn, Cassandra got cake!Seeing her thicc ass is one of the reasons I got into North Park anyway
>>831184cASSandra enjoyer
I saw Linus dressed as Heather on the wiki. Pretty cute seeing a goth boi dressed as his aunt
She needs eggs put in her
>>831207>eggs put in her that's not how Dino sex works, boy I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder
>>831208Yeah, you need another dino for that, right?Dr Toades...?
>>831209no female dinosaurs lay eggs not have them inserted in them
>>831207>Guy_ripping_off_pants.gif
>>831213Oh, well how do I fuck her?
>>831218umm stick your penis in her
>>831223Ah, the usual. Understood....this technically isn't bestiality, right?
>>831226She passes the harkness test so it's okay
>>831232Right, like Digimon.Plus, I doubt anyone else in-universe will, so...
>>831226She was human at one point...Plus I'm with you in the fucking her department.
>>830639I’m going even farther beyond
Did you hear? We got picked up by Prime! Here's a screen cap from s1e5: Nolan Grows a Mustache
>>831235
New Lore Update also Miss Terry's Parents.Terry is actually Miss Terry's last name, her first name is Missy and she hates it.Her mom and Dad are named Mary and Harry, and she has a younger sister named Lilly.Design wise Harry is bald (He finds that funny) with a big handlebar mustache, a bit on the portly side, but more jolly that gross, he looks like a kinda guy who'd run a candy store and is decently popular with most of the other adults in town. Mary is thin, but statuesque, long blonde hair just like her daughter, tallest female in the cast, and was accidentally turned into a vampire by Vera a few years after Terry was born, with Vera giving Mary the Bakery's building as a kinda hush money thing because the way she vampirized the woman was really embarrassing.Lilly is very obviously a Daywalker and has her father's black hair and her mother's height, making her almost as tall as Terry
>>831262Ingrid a cute
>>831269Agreed
>>831265>Tallest femaleWould be funny if it's a Sara Bellum situation and her face is almost always out of frame
>>831271I support this :):)
>>831276Maybe there are certain shots with her shadow so you can have an outline of her head.Or maybe there's a censor bar over her shadow somehow
>>831265The Miss Terry of Mary Terry's face: Chaz realizes that he's never seen Terry's mom's face and tries to rectify that, only for the universe itself to seem determined to make him fail, this is the first episode Mrs Terry appears in and sets up her running gag of always having something obscure her face, whenever it isn't just out of frame.
Vera dressed as Vira
>>831314She's taller now. I like it
Anons they’re spoiled they’re always ruining my scams
>"Sorry if I'm not pretty, Mr. Anon, you're probably not interested in an old thing like me..."
>>831358>Pinches cheekI'll help you scam more people
>>831368would
>>831377Chaz beat you to the punch (he wishes he did)
>>831377>>831382Grayson got her first
the lost boys Bram Fredrich and Joseph gets lost in the woods trying to do their part in on of vera schemes while being chased by Vanessa little Missy USA vera blackmail's chaz into donning the chazette identy again to join the little Missy USA beauty pageant so she can perform make a distraction so she can steal something valuables from the venue it's being hosted at. but unfortunately for vera big tex and nos had the same idea and drugs her with a potion that makes her obedient to them for a couple of days and she's gonna be their distraction. somehow the vampires figure this out and must do a heist without vera and before big tex and nos
>>831384Sire's Day: A day where Vampire's give a gift to the Vamp that Sire'd them, with Vira getting asked who gave her the gift basket of baked goods since none of the Vamps she sired got her baked goods, leading to them searching for the mysterious vampress that Vera refused to talk about siring
>>831384Vera: Do it or I'll tell your dad you fantasize about fucking your own momChaz: Ok...>takes out skirt and wig
>>831402chaz is confused as to why vera is also in the beauty pageant did she blackmail him just to compete against him (she didn't inform him of her plan nor that she being controlled) if thats the case chaz wants to show her up
>>831404Sounds entertaining.
Ref sheet for Arnold "Fish Boy" Yang
>>831384>>831404>>831402https://litter.catbox.moe/n2hxn4zrm7wgznzy.png
>>831536Bellboy: Vera... (he's pissed she's in Chazette's way)
>>831536Chazz
>Kissy Missy: Miss Terry gains a devastating new nickname after Sabrina finds out about her first name, only for it to inadvertently help her get closer to Cringe Kid, now Leslie has to keep Missy from being Mrs Steal yo boy.>Sleepover at the Terry House: Miss Terry is holding the annual Girls sleepover because her mom and dad are providing the snacks, the only stipulation being that Leslie, Sabrina, and Dani are banned, so the three disguise themselves a different girls out of spite and crash the Sleepover, unaware that Chaz and a few of the boys have done the same thing.
>>831552>>831563S(he) got some alone time with the judge https://litter.catbox.moe/qpb656p1kwlgjhty.png
>>831570Shake it, baby!
>>831570https://litter.catbox.moe/l8e9r2vwho5wd3md.png
I’m on a smut binge again office au Jonesy
Its chaz turn
She went to the wrong room https://litter.catbox.moe/s44z1xfkxvjf00as.png
>>831590She probably thinks she's ragebaiting you.She doesn't know she's being lewd
>>831632>You're pretty cool, here, fuck my girlfriend
>>831636fylnn dreams be like
>>831636Dani liking to watch is hot
you were going out for a nice walk at night when you hear the slightly mischievous giggles of a girl coming above you look up and see this https://litter.catbox.moe/ue8njufh27ourgnk.png zooming pass
>>831659salem is a habitual opportunistic streaker any chance she gets be it for protest a dare, a bet, a distraction its slightly too hot or for fun she's streaking. she would be a nudist but she understands the politeness and the societal need for clothing
>>831607The link isn't working for me :(
>>831663https://litter.catbox.moe/8h8btqb4nls8hr9m.png
>>831659Was on a 1 hour limit https://litter.catbox.moe/tn8svnplpg592kuq.png>>831579This one too https://litter.catbox.moe/tax269dvl2rxec35.png
>>831665Wenday!
The standards and practices department of studio 6 below is gonna have a field day with this one
https://files.catbox.moe/hjrpj5.png
>>8316746 7 am I right https://files.catbox.moe/51hvap.png
>>831676https://files.catbox.moe/m4n8ho.png
https://files.catbox.moe/dwpea5.png
>>8316766 7 more like 69
whelp the smut marathon is over I might neon odyssey-ify (give them a NO race and class) my ocs next
>>831680She actually looks better in the covered pic, ngl
>>831696Bitling speed type Vera
Anyone else think Penny is kinda cute?
>>831725The non-cute thing about her is her personality
>>831696Amanda as a glowblin icon ( the bard class)
>>831696Amanite (mushroom person) grid runner ( cyber wizard) Fiona
>>831696Black cat as clawderan ( cat person) god hand disciple ( monk)
>>831726Eh, fat bitchy girls can be cute, like Fat Heidi.
>>831750Non-penetrative Fat Sex.
>>831780God I wish I could do that to Revived Amanda...
>>831785My brother in Fatties.I hope we bond more, soon.
>>831786A fellow BBWarrior I see...
>>831787Always have been, I'm a Tubba' Lard myself.
>>831788Good for you, I've been cursed with eternal scrawny.
>>831789One of these you'll be a fat fuck, just like me, and get the true non-penetrative fat sex experience how I fantasize.I fantasize about it with a girl. I had to specify.
>>831790I wish you luck then my man
>>831791You as well man, I hope you get some fat if you want it, but regardless, I wish you that too man.
The North Park anon below text gets this super rare historical coin fourth 12.5 million along side their own OCs getting the exact same coinOekaki Post (Time: 4m, Replay: View)
>>831794God, I wish.
Xeno: Asoko Ni UFOhttps://files.catbox.moe/bgyhnp.webmBro is so schizo over aliens, it somehow became a special move.The first time he uses it onscreen, it's at G4 (highest it can go is G5)Brett: Dancing Turtlehttps://files.catbox.moe/rxqvp8.webmHe never says its name onscreen. It's a visual sort of joke.Jonesy: Gunji Eisei Phoboshttps://files.catbox.moe/0r39x7.webmShe can already control satellites in canon, so why not? Only reason it's a GK move is because Addison would be a bitch about it if she used it on anyone else.
>>831831Addison (pouting adorably) : hey you can't do that by yourself thats our thing?
>>831851Jonesy: Alright, fine...>Gunji Eisei Phobos is now a 2-person move!>It looks the exact same except Addison powers it up somehowJonesy (grumpy): Ok, now are you happy?
https://files.catbox.moe/6m8xxu.png
>>831831>XenoWhen did River ever agree to help Xeno during a soccer game as well as the referee allowing her to distaste players too?
>>831891It's not an actual UFO, his schizophrenia made it manifest briefly as an illusion or some shit
plague Hansel Hansel causes a plague in north park which causes the entire town be put on lock down the townsfolk thinks if the sacrifice Hansel the plague will be lifted b plot its ck birthday and the one thing he's been waiting for all year gets shut down do to the lock down this causes him to snap and he tries to break in and do it anywaysjudge, Jonesy, executioner chuck elmer and Mac tonight are frustrated the Jonesy can't be legally held accountable for her crimes due to the fact she is declared dead but they discover she actually hasn't been declared dead due to a error and her coming back so soon so they arrest her and put her on trail facing several lifetimes in prison can Jonesy wiggle her way out of this one ..... spoilers yes she doesthe hamster dance ck gets the hamster dance stuck in his head and keeps singing it which pisses of Morgan who turns him into a hamster and he gets captured by a freak who collects people thats been turned into animals Morgan and Salem turn into hamster to find him before Bobby notices ck is gone and causes a economic collapse b plot vera disguises herself as ck and her and Bobby Norman does some father and son bonding making memories that will last a lifetime Bobby blissfully unaware thats not his son . he spent years saving up his vacation to surprise ck with a day off school and them going places he knows ck would like
"Intel Combat"Nancy gets possessed by a Ghost who is determined to get the news about the town out.Guest Starring Alex Jones as Henry Wilkes a gruff 1800s inventor who may or may not been executed by Vera back in the day.
>>831897Why is it that both my favorite cute green guys accidentally started a plague?
>>831906who's the 2nd one ?
>>831909https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ikldo-KUhXY
>>831910Who'd win? Glep or Teeny Steeve?
>>831911The Lord Jesus Christ, because nobody is more powerful than the almighty lord and Savior Jesus Christ, our Lord.Repent and stop worshiping false idols and you too shall see the light.
>>831897I mean, how would you legally deal with a ghost?Also, who would've came to CK's birthday anyway?
>>831914Leslie would have shown up, just in a hazmat suit.
>>831915So would Dani and Sabrina
>>831915>>831916>>831914cat ninjas and Danny maybe wendy if literally nothing else was going on but only the cat ninjas actually showed up since it was obviously canceled but the cat ninjas didn't get the memo so the can help ck break into the place
>>831918That's sweet.
Y'know how it is with spaghetti
>>831911Teeny Steeve and Glep would be friends
>>831933what in the crippled Jesus ( Rolf new catch phase) which one rapes invincible ( sid)?
>>831933also is this the return of rat boy anon?
>>831936I never left
>>831939you haven't drawn in so long I thought you had gone my brother anywho how's things been
>>831941It's been aight. Just haven't had many north park drawing ideas is all.
>>831942me too to be honest just been hoping on random trends, doing smut and practicing different art styles
power scaler after a innocent question of whose strongest is asked a cosmic entity puts the entire town in a battle royal its just a 22 minute super jail action sequence episodeslappy little heart episode slappy hearts stops briefly and he has a guide through the afterlife b plot drew believes she's an orphan and decides to move in with Amanda who can only deal with now having a daughter the only way she knows through sitcom tropesck's crouch rocket ck bike gets destroyed and Danny lets him borrow a moter bike he has at the chateau ck begins to become a cool kid and his enemies are getting run of by a riderless bike soon anyone with a romantic interest in him seems to be in his bikes cross hairs Danny discovers that bike was owned by a 90's cool girl that dead trying to impress a young Bobby Normannorth park is for the birds birds take over north park for some reason and the humans have to try to survive
>>831933
>>831946Amanda and Drew seem like a good pair
>>831953Would Amanda support Drew's Throuple?
>>831959Considering she's from the 80's and made Chazzette so that his rivalry with Danny wasn't gay, probably not
>>831961nah she was into women ( her and vera had a thing) you just had to be hush hush about it back then an accusation about your sexual preference could ruin you back then so she sltell her to keep it on the down low not aware its pretty much acceptable now ( well besides the fact she dating two people at once)
>>831949Now that you mentioned it, Robert is oddly similar to Invincible in so many ways.
>>831946I bet the birds are like the squirrels from Rick and Morty.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ojZVpb0cVkE&pp=ygUYc3F1aXJyZWxzIHJpY2sgYW5kIG1vcnR5
Magical princesses of North Park: Several North Park boys are coerced by a magical mascot creature to become magical girls, with the promise of a freely granted wish should they defeat some monster or another, but the transformation sequence (That changes their gender while they're transformed) is super embarrassing, leaving all the boys who do it (but chaz, who's got his eyes on the prize of getting his wish and is used to having his gender bent) staying in their girl forms so they don't have to suffer the embarrassment multiple times.The episode ends with Wendy killing the monster and the boys all being pissed off that they went through the embarrassment of turning into girls for nothing.
>>831965Rocky can speak a little bird and he ends up getting run out of town when he accidentally calls the leader bird a whore, Fennec points and laughs
>>831962Oh, that's good to know!
>>831965>>831968Salem gives Addison the ability to understand birds Diana Digby is targeted because she's a mockery of their ancestors and dr toades prep for this day birds are the natural enemy of the frog people outside of the homeless. the cats are feasting good tonight
>>831972Leslie 10 seconds into the bird uprising https://youtu.be/VwVogZQtjI4?si=yugA2J4r0RAw14Tathe birds want to reclaim the earth since their ancestors ruled it millions of years ago and they are using north park as a test grounds
>>831967Imagine Sid's transformation
>>831967we sure do have a lot of gender bending episodes
>>831978We're just woke like that. Leave it to a woman to do a man's job better and vice versa
>>831979I thought it was a fetish thing.
>>831980It's woke and fetish material
>>831980Fetish? Perish the thought, I believe I speak for everyone when I say that everything said in these threads is not only a reflection of our actual beliefs, but a mirror into out political affiliations and attempts at normalizing this
>>831982> but a mirror into out political affiliations and attempts at normalizing thisAre you trying to imply that Chaz Anon, Hansel anon and Robert Anon hates the government?
She’s real One of her ears fell off during shipping will get some glue to put it back on
>>831986Hot.
>>831986So we have Lisa, Jonesy and now Vera who are real.
>>831982You sound like one of the adults in Scrotie McBoogerballs
>>831974the search for Leslie after the birds were defeated everyone searches for Leslie only for a terrible discovery was made by danny she's a ghost Danny have to do something to make her a Jonesy or les kind of ghost but for fire this is my revenge for making Amanda fat Leslie anon you brought someone to life I undeaded someone equal exchange
>>831991Forgot the picture
>>831992she was supposed to be tapping her feet but I couldn't make the effect worked so I scraped it
>>831991Y'know, I made her fat because you were leaving, but since you came back, you can retcon that.
>>831995I’ll take the contributions of my fellow anon’s seriously and roll with their suggestions for my characters but I do get vengeance as well The exchange has been made Leslie the monkey paw has been curled It can’t be uncurled.
For non humans characters like Rocky, River, Maizby, Bobland, Dogman, Goupa, Dream Child, Fennec, Calamari, Miner Character and Nightmare guy, would human race would you assign each of them?Or what racial vibes do they give you?
>>831998Dogman is seen as a older British man by everyone but Trisha so British though he would be the same age as the rest of the kids if he was human
>>831996a deal is being made to save Leslie
>>831998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AjJZEcMdww
>>831998Rocky and Fennec are both white, Calamari is French, Nightmare Guy is a clown
death watch at the chateau an old rich bastard goes to the chateau to try to kill himself because he knows about the ghost and this will make him practically immortal since Danny lori dani and Wendy doesn't want to deal with him for the rest of their lives they try to prevent him for dying on the property ( if haunted hotel can steal my premise then I can steal their episode)the Jonesy devil the townsfolk discover that outside of town Jonesy is considered a cryptid and looks pretty damn spooky and there's a small economy around her and they decide to cash in on it meanwhile jonesy and the other girls ghosts discover that anyone outside of town that doesn't know them perceives them as very frightening and all their movements as creepy there's some sort of veil in town that makes them look normal kick the autistic it's north park's favorite local holiday kick the autistic Leslie and ck are in hiding vera got betrayed like she does every year by her vampire peers and is tied to a tree for easy kicking but on this fateful year the most hyped about this event every year Lydia has been diagnosed on the spectrum and her info is in the database now the hunter has became the hunted she frees vera and the two work together to survive the day unkicked
>>832017to everyone outside of town that doesn't know Jonesy she appears as ball lightning from far away but when you get closer a child sized glowing electric blue featureless silhouette with one large glowing white eye and two lightning bolt shape antlers though they sort of look like axolotl antlers or whatever they are and if you're close enough to see her you electronics glitch out and a girls crying can be heard or/and you can see the face of a weaping black haired girl missing a eye
>>831967rock eye raise. gif
>>832000How do I save her? 'Cause fire hair ain't attractive
>>832002>Good hearted parents who is nice everyone>depicts them as either cold or hostile Why does making them human also take away from their own hospitality?
>>832014I'd fuck her 'til the sun burns out
>>832026Down, boy.
>>832027Never!I'm always Rock Hard for Maria
>>832028>Telling another man about your penisgay
>>832029>He can't confidently state how hard he is for his favorite characterI pity the joyless, bleak life you must live.
>>832033>he feels the need to brag about how hard he is to other menwhat're you 12?
>>832029but anon, I love you!!
>>832037you could never love me
Asimov Anon here.anyone got lore questions about any of my characters?
>>832036>what're you 12?Yes
Hansel's cookie run every year salem makes a gingerbread house for the gingerbread house competition but Hansel and Gretel always eat hers before it could get judged so she gets last place. this year salem cursed her gingerbread house by making it so that whoever eats , it will become a gingerbreadman that everyone will want to eat so Hansel and Gretel are now gingerbread men and the townsfolk are chasing them to get a biteUnusual mother's day we follow the weird moms around town for mother's day from Jonesy riding her dragon spawn to burn down the gaints village to salem being visited by many generations of her descendantskick the autistic it's north park's favorite local holiday kick the autistic Leslie and ck are in hiding vera got betrayed like she does every year by her vampire peers and is tied to a tree for easy kicking but on this fateful year the most hyped about this event every year Lydia has been diagnosed on the spectrum and her info is in the database now the hunter has became the hunted she frees vera and the two work together to survive the day unkicked
>>832000>>832022Good news: Leslie lives!Bad news: Some shitty 1st grader named Guy Normal fell into a ditch and somehow caught fire.
>>832049I will plap him, soon.
> /npg/ Comfy North Park OC thread #43 What the fuck is this shit?
>>832051Please refer to this chain >>830652
>>832053Also, if you're coming from /co/, that ain't us, that's a troll.
You have the right to remain beautiful, handsome
>>832051I know, right. It's technically supposed to be thread #46
>>832051well its the 43rd thread of a north park oc thread >>832049he explodes like items do from aqua teen hunger force when he trips or is thrown
>>832042Maybe she meets Zachary for once.>Oh THAT's the kid I replaced Dragon Boy with
>>832051Autistic spinoff that's pretty much itd own thing
>>832057>>832046>It's Mother's Day >only draws fathersWhat did he mean by this anons?
>>832068that nigga gaynigga gaynigga gaythat nigga gay
>>832017>>832020
>>832068>>832069You feminazi foids always making everything about yourselves. Fine! Give me mother's day requests
Happy Mothers Day /npg/ anons!!
>>832076Leslie's mom
>>832061salem keeps dropping hints to mess with zach> you ever wonder why you look nothing like your dad > huh weird no one in your family has that hair color > do you ever feel like a stranger in your own home > the acorn did fall very far from the tree didn't it zachary?
>>832076Maria upgrading the Asimoms
wendy kills Bobland a bear that looks like Bobland is harassing guests at the chateau and Wendy kills it and Bobland just so happened to go missing at the same time so Wendy starts to feel guilty thinking she killed Bobland meanwhile Bobland wakes up with a hangover in a carnival thats being ran by vera. she claims that while Bobland was drunk he wrecked something valuable that she owns that amber won't be able to reimburse her for it since it cost a ton and to pay her back he'll just have to be a nice little circus bear for her and draw in a crowdlook zoo talking Salem and cindy liberates all the animals of north park because she believes owning animals is slavery and salem grants them the ability to speak
>>832076Momstrongs and Silver Sentry
>>832072That's kinda scary
>>832081And then the second he sees Dragon Boy, it all clicks for him.
Asimov the hopperThe Ccp decides that Asimov should be a spy animal robot instead of a kid one and he is then put in a rabbit robot body soon uncovers a animal heist gang being lead by vera in a party city animal costume that all the animals buy for some reason he tries to stop her from her big score and robbing the town blind episode where Lisa kills herself to try to be an internet ghost to 1 up Jonesy but just becomes this https://youtu.be/LBPZgWkN1ro?si=sxTstHjL5Hr3kxvV
>>832077any thoughts?
>>832114the fathers day episode where zach tries to bump off chuck by shoving him into Salem's hat after Hearing about how dangerous the dragon that guards is sure that it'll will kill him but the moment chuck and hatboy meet face-to-face for the first time They instantly get along despite being unaware of their true connection
>>832129Maybe Salem's Mother's day plot ends with Zach tossing Chuck in her hat. It's not folowed up until the Father's Day special.
>>832076salem hatboy and zach doing something
>>832127Need a back view
>>832076Draw what you think Rocky and Fennec's moms would look like
Episode where Rocky and Fennec get turned into humans by Salem for stealing her garbage and almost accidentally summoning a demon with it.The Boys spend most of the episode having fun as humans and doing things they can't do even with their magical disguises, but when they go home and the magic doesn't wear off they have to hide from animals that don't recognize them since they smell like humans.
i don't like this show anymore it went to shit after [episode] happened*changes channel*
Sara Vera and Salem fuse into a single person
>>832142Sorry, every other channel is a non-stop Zombie Seasons Simpsons marathon
>>832142it all went down hill after episode 1
>>832076Calling it now, he's not gonna do any of these, as a joke
you get one North Park character to come to life and live with you. which one do you choose ?
>>832158Skipper.Alternatively the troll tranny.
>>832158my top choices would be Wendy pros live in maid / security, polite, kind practically one of the guys, discrete, will let you rest your head on her lap and tell you things will get better cons pissing her off is deadly, would constantly push you to take her places, scrappy doo energy cant afford the life she used to living your yes and her no means no but her yes and your no means yes Jonesy pros infinite money glitch, adorable laugh, easily manipulated into doing whatever you want, can be sweet, always tries to impress you, only eats internet food, can hack things from you, will accept head pets, want to be held and told things will get better cons : will release your search history in every fight you'll have, holds grudges, can't get wet or she'll electrocutes you, is a ghost you will be unintentionally jump scared in mirrors or photos she photobombed you in, petty, bitchy, bratty ( could be a positive if you're into that), attention seeker, would Probably be an international criminal by week 1
>>832079
>>832161Looking fancy there, Eve!Also, in regards to the file name, I can image Leslie sorta looking like her mom as an adult, minus the nose, Leslie's got her dad's sniffer.
>>832162Leslie calling Wendy/Danny woodpecker because she's self conscious about her own nose and the Thompsons are easy targets. I knew it
>>832154I'd considered it, since I hate women, but my inner gentleman won out in the end
>>832161Michael is small
>>832165Crush: "Not where it counts..."
>>832166Michael
>>832166>>832167
>>832143So the chaotic neutral granny and her scammer girlfriend fused.This is gonna end well
>>832191die die repeat due to a danny and dani spell gone wrong all ghost in town are in a death loop having to consciously relive their deaths over and over again Danny and dani have to swallow their pride and go to salem for help but she's busy so they have to get help from Morgan but they do need something from salem's hat to fix the problem but since Salem isn't here they can't get permission so they're gonna have to sneak pass hatboy meanwhile the ghosts have to keep reliving their deaths
>>832191>>832193Didn't know he could actually breathe fire. Neato!
>>832200>Neatoincog his suit is magical granting him the ability to fly and shoot flame and other dragon things
>>832201So Salem infused it with magic at one point?
>>832202not intentionally Salem has magic colth he stole some and fashioned a dragon suit out of it ( with the help of her auto sewing machine) and the cloth used his imagination to set the parameters of what it can and can't do
lets be heroes for real after an incident that tears up most of the kids hero larp costumes they discover salem auto sewing machine and her magic cloth out in her front yard ( she was cleaning her hat and needed to temporarily leave everything out for a little bit) and they use it to fix up their costumes they soon discover they actually possess their hero larp powers and they decide to make the larp real after Salem discovers the theft of her precious cloth that she got by stealing the wool from sheep guarded by Polyphemus (the blinded cyclops from the odyssey) so its really valuable and getting more is gonna be a bitch so she makes her own villain persona to get it backLotus ice-cream eaters dr toades goes to mr piggleston ice-cream to try his new flavor and is totally unsatisfied so mr piggleston goes out to find a better new flavor in the magical forest. he discovers the lotus plant and he makes it the next flavor which quickly become a big hit around town but makes everyone very peaceful lazy and apathetic caring only about their next fix of lotus and nothing else. except one brother and sister duo Danny and dani (they only eat mint chip) who have to find a way to snap everyone out of this funk.
>>832167>>832169we had Robin for how long and this is the first time we did this joke and he's not even in the joke
>>832210He's locked up in Dellyfag's basement.
Every so often Salem goes into the magical forest and acts like an innocent little girl and waits for the first thing that tries to hurt her usually a giant or an ogre and turns them into something small and defenseless and use her orb to stream the rest of its short life for the lols
>>832210>>832212Release him
>>832087
>>832214She's so cute, bros...
>>832239he gets out sees >>832242and faints right back into the basement
>>832242She's installing milk tanks in them, you know why
>>832246NOOOOO
crush goes to work for incog and they give her upgrades one of which is a human disguise that looks like a younger Maria to get under her skin
>>832262>Maria: I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed
>>832262since incog is focused on living machines crush is now a reverse cyborg She become more human which is a bitch Vera had to get out of a pursuit from her after a heist at incog hq and somehow figured out crush has never been tickled before so she can’t handle it vera’s not proud to admit it, but she did what she had to.
>>832262>>832263>>832266running gag of maria pulling crush away from conflicts by the ear
the death of cringe kid neil prank leads everyone to believe ck is dead but ck is lost in the haunted forest and is being blair witched and potentially gets help from a witch named Blair ( third member of the coven) who is neutral towards him at best so she make him play game and if he wins she'll show him how to leave meanwhile neil faces legal consequences for his actions for once Mandy in the backrooms after zip lining from the chateau to lake bloody murder goes horribly wrong Mandy finds herself in the backrooms by the time chaz and Jerry gets Danny and Wendy help to save her its been like 20 years for poor Mandy can she accumulate back into society or will the backrooms call her back tt and Jonesy get crushed tt and Jonesy work together to ruin incogs latest scheme to take over the world but they have to get rid of incog new guard dog crush to do it but with crush new upgrades she easily beats both of them (incog studied Jonesy enough to create various counter mechanisms for her control but mainly things to capture ghosts) they're both gonna die or be captured forever but when Jonesy make a lame joke they discover ( crush too) crush has a sense of humor now and they keep making her laugh to get pass her and destroy the machine
>>832262>>832266>>832275Episode where Crush calls Maria mom and everyone rips on her for it, meanwhile Maria is actually happy about it and insists that Crush keeps calling her mom.
Random lore dump, Gracie edition:>She's sorta like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle, in terms of schemes and craftiness.>Tends to tag along with Leslie whenever a fantasy LARP happens, serving as a possum. Is not involved in other LARPs.>Double Jointed>Becomes an FBI agent in the future
Reminder DrewAnon killed --- and that's why he really retired.
>>832291if you're dumping lore i might as well dump some >Danny and Wendy are both psionic Wendy just uses hers internally to enhance herself if they both practiced really and I mean really hard they could probably learn each other's abilities >big tex anti verse counterpart is known as brother McCready a hippie ultra vegetarian california liberal type that steals exclusively from the rich to give to the poor and environment >anti verse Salem is a reed Richards super scientist type ( minus the powers) who trying to bring order and stability to their chaotic world but she is also a human progress over the environment type.
>>832294Morgan is Salem's niece Morgan mother can't keep her legs closed and when she does inevitably pop out a kid she leaves them with her couple centuries older big sister who coincidentally also raised her ( because their mother is an ancient whore who also refuses to raise her children)Salem hates her little sister since she is a prodigy at magic barley practicing and eclipsed her in no time she also figured out immortality and refuses to share it with her salem sees her as ungrateful.
>>832291Who's Gracie?
>>832306Leslie little sister
>>832307mmmmm *puts her in my pocket and leaves*
>>832309Good luck, she has a prosthetic leg.
>>832312that just makes her lighter
Here's some Rocky and Fennec lore>Rocky is the nicer of the two but is also much more Naive than Fennec>Fennec is more of an asshole thanks to being a city scavenger all his life in comparison to Rocky, who lived an ideal life in the forest before meeting the fox.>The fact that Fennec would usually try and eat Rocky is handwaved in that Fennec hates how Raccoons taste.>Fennec's parents are both magical multi-tailed foxes, he's too young to have more than one tail.>Rocky parents are both Tanuki, but he's adopted because his mom got shot by a hunter, he is not aware that he's adopted.>They're both noted pranksters, pulling pranks on both humans and animals alike>Rocky can speak some bird and Fennec can speak fish fluently
the jerbear experience Salem brings Jerry's teddy bear that he had since he was a baby to life and it becomes a viral sensation rightwing dude bro podcasterits a stop motion animated hanukkah special Addison horrowitz Addison squirrel boy mina and Jonesy star in a Hanukkah special because Amanda need to fill in time due to the holidaysthe haunters become the haunted Jonesy les fiona and Brittany get dared by the motor bike ghost girl to stay the night in the most haunted room in the chateau they do and discover its the home of the most insufferable ghost in the whole town they have to stay the whole night listening to this dude they wanna leave so bad but they don't want motor bike girl to get the satisfaction of knowing they chickened outforget me not Jerry gets pissy when Jonesy appears to have forgotten who he is he want to prove to everyone she just trying to piss him off and didn't actually forget him
>>832312>>832314Is she a 2nd grader?
>>8323181st, 2 years younger then Leslie, never met her father.
New Character incoming Ellie! Turns out that Maria's sister didn't kill herself, she faked her death to go be a gay witch with her girlfriend (Who later got turned into a animal).Maria doesn't find this out until she goes to the Magical woods on CCP business and finds her sister living in a tree she turned into a house, A tree the CCP wants to cut down to make magical stakes to hunt Vampires with.
>>832320too many witches
>>832319Huh, neat. Would hug
>>832322There are only like 4 witches
>>8323265 Salem Morgan this one >>832276 and this one >>832295 plus ellie
>>832327But which witch is which
>>832328Salem: tree hugging choas control freakMorgan sardonic cluster b timey wimey psycho witch blair: true neutral apathetic irony poisoned green haired teen witch and Salem's great granddaughter Salem sister Gertrude: eternal 20 something party girl slut witch
>>832320Also in terms of looks she's taller than Maria, wears contacts instead of glasses, keeps her hair long, tends to dress pretty conservatively, and is bottom heavy whereas Maria is top heavy.You can tell they're sisters just by looking at them, but Ellie is a lot more expressive while Maria has her poker face up pretty much all the time.She keeps her Ex-Girlfriend that got tuned into an animal as a pet, since the spell was seemingly permanent.
>>832330read the lore witch spells aren't permanent there's always a way to break them
>>832331Hence the seemingly bit there.I'm just too lazy to make another witch
>>832331>>832332also the nose thing is non negotiable all witches have pointy noses im gonna be a stickler for witch lore
>>832333Trips confirm, Ellie's got a pointy witch nose
Gun to your head, which North Park character would you rape?
>>832335One of the asimoms, since they aren't sapient, so it's pretty much just fucking a sex doll
>>832335Robert he wouldn't see it Cumming
>>832335I might choose Nicole..idk why <:/
>>832335Georgina. Bitch is asking for it
>>832335As much as I morally detest...Delly
>>832337 I change my answer to beansy, Romo or mute no one will ever know what I did
>>832342thinking about how does beansy give consent to drew or Asimov have they been SAing this entire time?its a Jonesy cancels Asimov and drew episode
>>832343Jonesy: extra extra read all about it robotic ( alleged ) rapist roams the halls
>>832342People can understand Beansy's raspberries as if she was actually talking, at least Asimov can
>>832345oh so he the only that gets to decide what she says suspicions
>>832342Mute will fucking end you for that
>>832347im an anon I could make her a quadruple amputated retard with a sentence she couldn't do anything to me
>>832348its a Jack Sampson becomes caine episode after his characters refuses to do his stories episode
>>832345>She doesn't speak verbally, instead choosing to communicate by making fart noises and other incomprehensible sounds with her mouth, fully convinced everyone understands her intent.bros I think Asimov and drew be raping beansy
>>832342Mute does talk to those she really trusts, like Cindy. but it's pretty much always whispering in her ear so no one nearby can hear what she said. Also, she can communicate by writing.
>>832352I don't think Drew is strong enough to take advantage of Beansy, if she was doing anything that the girl didn't like Beansy would tie her in a knot with her tard strength.
>>832353>Mute does talk to those she really trusts, like Cindy which means she won't talk to the cops >>832354Your honor if the dog didn't want me to do it it would've bitten me
>>832356>which means she won't talk to the copsYeah but she'll talk to Cindy who'll talk to her dad who'll maul you
>>832357I will give bobland a heart attack and then have the last thing he sees be me fucking his wife while his giddy daughter waits excitedly for her turn because I am a god in their world
>>832358then I'll go back to mute and rewire her brains to love it but have a little bit of her know she doesn't and what's happened to her just for my amusement she has never been as helpless as this probably never will be again
>>832356>>832358>>832359Then I use my god powers to reveal that you were actually having sex with Max in disguise the whole time
>>832360And then I use my god powers to strip you of your god powers and make mute again no take backs
>>832361And then I make it so no other anon can't take away the other anon Power after I did
>>832361>>832362doesn't work, since I'm an OG north parker, my god powers overwrite yours
>>832363Not really it works by who outputs and the most mental energy into this project and I believe that me
>>832364> who outputs the most lore art and mental if you wanna be able to control their world you're gonna have to put in the work no slacking
>>832335Georgin--FUCK!Beansy, I guess, she'd turn the tables.
>>832364I output as much as you, plus with a bit of seniority, meaning I have some power over you.
>>832329Blair the witch
>>832367>I output as much as youha i'll say I do six drawings plus maybe 5 or 6 episode idea for every one of your drawings so I'll say your seniority might just keep you from being completely overtaken
>>832367I'm also lending Leslieanon my power
I overpower everyone here.I'm stuck here, I wish I could leave but I can't.I'm pathetic.
>>832368> 16 > tries to act to cool for everything but is a huge nerd > thinks giving a shit about anything is cringe > 100% straight
>>832371There there anon, I'm stuck here as well.
>>832373You don't understand... I retired... Two months ago... *fades away as you pat me on the shoulder*
>>832370>>832371Man, if only we had a contest to prove who outputs the most and what percentage they do that in oh wait a minute we did And I was like 10000 points above everyone else get on my level just Like zeus I may be the youngest seniority wise but im the head honcho
>>832375morganfreemanhe'srightyouknow.pngYeah, there's not arguing with it, I knew instantly we was gonna win with you on my team.
>>832374Wait, come back...>>832375Dude, the newest OC anon is Silvianon... wherever they may be...
>>832375>insert the Spongebob meme of King Neptune making a bunch of krabby patties while Spongebob puts love into making a single one here
>>832377you know what I mean
>>832378it's like stephen king verses george r r Martin
>>832380Stephen King raped and killed a clown in 1990.
>>832381thats what gave him the idea for it >>832380>>832378https://youtu.be/xR7XMkjDGw0?si=6cdJXFjdKAEl0Mlr I have a full time job i should be getting tranced by you guys
enough about this pissing contest more blair lore >>832372> like to pretend she's true neutral and always leaves , who she's gonna help up to chance but she really picks and stack the odds in the favor of that winning she is considered a good witch > act embarrassed of Salem being her mother figure but secretly wouldn't want to have been raised by any other person > has negative rizz it goes around to being actually kinda cute how bad she is at romance > unironically users a diary>always wears headphones in public outside of class and school> has mastered lucid dreaming.
>>832358>>832359if you're gonna hornypost like this you can at least draw lewds to go with it
>>832383>>832372Blair: This is so pointless. Why do we need to go after this kid again?Morgan: Like you have anything better to do.
>>832368The north park chapter of the daughters of chaos coven
>>832405Fixed
>>832406So, how do they feel about Maria's sister, and are one of them the ones who turned her GF into an animal?
>>832408annoyed a rouge ( uncovened) witch is trying to take hold on their turf it just plan rude
Younger blair she adventurous and always tried to stand up for what she thought was right which often ended in spectacularly, bad fashion due to her inexperience in magicSalem: what happened to this sweet girl?Blair: she got smarter
North Park character design
>>832413oh please our male cast is not that varied we have average fat and muscular
>>832413>>832414This meme doesn't apply to North Park, if I'm being honest
>>832413>Newfag moments Female casts includes wheelchair, dinosaur, plant, rubbers, robots, monsters, aliens and a literal vehicle.
>"FINE! You can have a peak, but if you take a pic, I will snap you in two."
sister's actSalem and the other witches have to sneak into a catholic church that is also a witch hunter's Guild and pretend to be nuns to save gertrude from being executed for being a witch
Big collar Jonesy
>>832428Melville: Is there any reason for you to do this?Jonesy: Why not? You think I'm gonna wear the same sweater every day?
What happens when an anon goes mad and decides to exert his will of the residents of North Park and do some pretty fucked up shit but forgetting that once you go into the world you become part of it and subject to its rules I tell you what you get you get absolute Abby a banished cosmic horror from beyond their universetrapped in a TV show we’re all their powers over the world are kept and can only be used in Dannyanon decided that she'd replace Amanda Alexander since just Jesse didn’t happen because of the retcon
>>832432instead of a 80's sitcom now its 00's dan schneider nick sitcom can leave the tv show but is just a regular kid outside mute Cindy Bobland and amber doesn't remember why but really hate this girl can only exert her power on the other characters if they are in her tv show breaks the 4th wall but only about the writers and behind the scene stuff and not the audience
>>832432B-but anon this punishment is too much for me to bear
Fine I’ll play you’re game but you can’t lewd me
>Its Not funny when it’s happening to you
>>832108
>>832470Nicole is cute. Not even in a lewd way, just cute
>>832474I headcanon that she's just Planetina from R&M, cheesy one-liners and all
>>832433more lore > doesn't see anyone in town as real people > has a home that if anyone were to go into it they'd say bitch you actually live like this> tries to use what she knows about everyone to get them to do stuff for her usually blowing up in her face > is surprisingly quiet in non essential ( to her) moments and events > very passive and agreeable when not in power >hates Asimov for some reason he knows what he did
>>832478My heart...
>>832480Guys, I've had a headache since I created her I think I might have actually trapped a piece of my soul into north park
>>832481You should get that checked out, you might be having a heart attack
>>832470>Silver Sentry: Do you want the helmet on, or off?>Terrified Villain: Off, please.>Silver Sentry: Too bad
a 22 minute episode of vera doing those YouTube live stream loop scams for April fools
>>832482...this is gonna end well
>>832470Imagine the threesome
Art trade for Dannyanon
From sammyanon
>>832484That shit's cool, I'd keep it on
For something in the future
>>832531
>>832533
Post-Apocalyptic RP Leslie
Part of me wants an ep around CK and Lisa. The old and new Cringe Kid.Probably just them on her Discord playing Roblox.Melville basically dragged her to her Discord server since she barely uses it and lets Melville moderate it.
>>832604They have to work through an Obby.B-Plot is Melville trying to make his own, eventually just getting Sebastian to make it.
>>832605The A-Plot is just Lisa begrudgingly working with him
>>832606I was think more like CK and Lisa doing a Roblox version of this https://youtu.be/Pr9ExScjBno?si=PuCgry1KuITwDyfO while playing an Obby.
>>832134Playing with her boys(?)
>>832634So let me get this straight, hat boy is Chuck's true child that Salem replaced with Zach...Where did she get him from? Is Zach actually her son, hence the white hair?
>>832635disturbed new born orphan ward of the hospital the white hair was just a coincidence. really
>>832636some say before he was at the hospital gency found him as the sole survivor of a burning building less than a day old
>>832620Sounds fun
>>832636>the white hair was just a coincidence. reallyThis sounds like witch propaganda. No way a kid ends up that fucked up without some kind of witchcraft involved.
>>832641ula hair is white too maybe he's related to her
>>832637>>832641Maybe he's tangentially relates somehow, but it's mostly a coincidence
>>832643she would have still been sealed when he was born
>>832651I know she could've had a half albino half human baby before the vampire massacre of 1890 and it somehow survived also Salem would've been prepubescent ( psychically) at the time and her white hair isn't even genetic just a side effect of her youth potion but this is a collaborative project so if you want them to be related I'll allow it
Hey guys this is my invincible oc his name is robert
>>832652I say let them be unrelated
>>832660I'm scared for the Earth after a war like that. Especially if HE's gonna show up
>>832666Like, actual scorched earth, not Homelander's sorched office
Sleep mode beauty Jonesy didn't get in invite to Asimov's birthday party (she wasn't gonna attend anyways but it's still an insult) so she puts him into eternal sleep mode until true hates kiss can wake him up
>>832692Cassandra, TT, get your asses over here!
ddmc and the curse of curvy Dave Dani and Sabrina find a pirate captain's treasure only for them to be cursed with his very thicc ghost and his bootychipped fangs vera chipped her fangs but she too afraid of going to the dentist to get them fixed now the other vamps have to find away to trap her to get the dentist to fix her fangs so she doesn't starve to death they're finally on the other side of her bullshit belly begone Salem is low on funds and has to resort to selling weight loss potions to build up another century of living. chuck fearing that this will ruin his beautiful fatties so he outlaws it so Salem with the help of vera decides to open a black market for it b plot Penny becomes skinny and is useless to Lydia now also she is becoming popular with the boys c plot Amanda tries to get her hands on one of these potions but fate keeps fucking with herthe tax man cometh Jerry sick of Vera's shit reports her to the irs but it turns out she actually pays her tax ( she uses every loophole available so she paying basically nothing) but now that he has his eye on north park he's gonna audit everyone which Is bad since most people have been cheating on their taxes here. now the town forces Jerry to get rid of him since he brought him here
>>832702Hopefully Amanda goes back to normal
>>832702Jerry: Wait, al of you people commit tax fraud?!
>>832710Janice: *sweating uncomfortably with a guilty expression*
>>832710>Maria, Bobby, and Vera are the only people in town not committing Tax Evasion
>>832713I imagine Chaplin doesn't cheat on his taxes >>832702chuck gets Elmer to take Jerry games, toys and even chaz and Mandy till he fixes itJerry: im working on it Elmer: you better Jerry im working on it
>>832711Jerry: Mom, I can't believe you...>>832713>Jerry: glares at VeraJerry: Well, of course Maria can afford to pay taxesCK: Hey, my dad pays his taxes! Good on you, dad!Jerry: Shut up, Cringe Kid, you faggy kissass.
>>832702>>832714the tax man has the same aura as death from puss in boot the last wish you know what they say there's only two certain things death and taxes
>>832714>I imagine Chaplin doesn't cheat on his taxesfair.>>832715>CK, pointing at Jerry: Salty!
>>832717the tax man is a supernatural entity on par with death ( he is death's slightly bitter but ultimately more responsible older brother) just like death he doesn't like to be cheated If I had a nickel for every time Jerry brought a supernatural entity to town to deal with vera but it ends up hurting everyone else more I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but its weird it happened twice
>>832718Jerry: *groan of annoyance and acceptance*
>>832732>Jerry try not to get owned challenge, level:Impossible
>>832748Jerry: Ok, I don't know how the fuck to fix this. I guess just pay your taxes?
>>832755Episode ends with a PSA on how to do taxes, but it's sped up and scrolls by like a Star Wars opening.
>>832763Kinda like Stan's motor mouth in Woman in The Hat
>>832763its also shown that vera taught them how to do their taxes like that just incase someone makes good on their threat to call the Irs on her she also rips some of Jerry's hair out for trying to narc on her
>>832791>Jerry: *rubbing his head from where Vera ripped some of his hair off* "Good thing we dealt with THAT...">Vera: "Yeah... Be glad you didn't invoke the wrath of...">*Vera shudders, thunder and lightning SFX, horror sting*>V: "The Mail Man!">*Toccata and Fugue*>V: "Mail fraud is a worse crime."
the chemical vat leak rushnorth park's famous gaint chemical vat is heating up and could blow up any moment and the entire town is evacuated into the chateau danny, dani lori and wendy have to deal with the busy day meanwhile Hansel and Gretel are left alone in town while deadly toxic chemicals are being pumped into the airdail d for vampire hunter after vera put chemicals in the water that causes people hair to fall out the town hires a vampire hunter to take care of her Vanessa gets jealous of this new hunter and she must work with vera to rid the town of this hunter ( she justify this since the hunter is a half vampire) greater good and all that turns out this vampire hunter is ula's son and vera used to bully him and now that he's bigger than her its pay back timeswitch which witch Salem and Maria's sister try magical drugs to live each others lives ( like from the beginning ) for a little bit but some how the othe witches get involved causing everyone to get mixed up they have to figure out who life they are in to stop the tripthe internet lumberjack after the burr kids get into a whole heep of trouble tim burr decides to remove their internet access and to make sure they don't sneak off and use it he decides to cut down the internet across north park joney has to stop him from making north park a dead zonelittle kiddy mina shrinks p kiddy to the size of a rat by mistake during the last day of school and p kiddy fights rats in the school while wendy and Curtis tries to find him and get him big again
>>832800Vanessa: If anyone's gonna take that bitch down, it's gonna be me
>>832807TT: Anyone else think things feel... off?
ddmc in the possession panic a villain dani and Sabrina put away for years of unpaid parking tickets has learned how to astro project and posses people from his prison cell he uses this skill to possess people around town to try to destroy dani and Sabrina once and for allpushing up posies posie misinterprets a prediction from lori and believes this is her final day alive and she tries to make the most of it and get people to remember and grieve herthe bet the vampire's bet each other who can go longer without doing the things they do that annoys the othersLydia's lament after a near death experience Lydia is shaken by this and decides to turn her life around and everyone is happy to see Lydia has turned her life around but poise and Jerry aren't buying it
Robo-aliens: Robots from another world try to kidnap Asimov and his family to get him away from all the pathetic meatbags.Robot Rock: The Alien Robots have returned and challenge Asimov to a battle of the Bands for his planet's safety, meanwhile Drew gets more and more mad about one of the alien Robots flirting with Asimov and making him really uncomfortable.B plot, Slappy tries to not get arrested for hate speech again in response to seeing even more robots in town.Hunting Season: North Park's hunting season has begun, Rocky and Fennec try not to get shot by the hunters that are swarming North Park
>>832827vera: .... yeah im just sad the Chicago bears might be leaving Chicago
"Drew's Goo"Drew begins to secret goo and sells it as a beverage that gets popular in North Park."Slappy Sells Out"Slappy makes a short overly pretentious comedy film to play for the adults at parties.Drew sends it to a Canadian Film Festival.Soon Slappy gets adoring fans claiming his movie is genius."God Is Pissed"God comes to North Park and he's really angry at (you).Guest, Morgan Freeman"Peace in the Mid-West"Lydia's family from the mid-west come to visit, and their Wisconsin accents are too much for her to handle."Bean Z"Beansy accidentally contaminates the water supply with autism."Gilligan't Buy Me a Boat"Drew, Song and Skipper go on a faithful trip that started in a three hour tour.They are missing for half of the season."Detective Compulsive Disorder"Sabrina starts to exhibit odd behaviors that line up with OCD, Dani tries to investigate the sudden shift in her personality."The Amazing Digital Circus"Slappy becomes a streamer."Dr. Doolittle"A new doctor moves into North Park, but he doesn't really DO much, does he?"Creature Feature"What do the pets of North Park get up to when the town is gone/asleep."Skipper's Got a Gun"Skipper gets a present from Grandaddy Honker, and forgets he put it in his backpack, he decides to open it in the middle of class and suddenly everyone thinks Skipper's trying to Columbine them.
>>832836drewanon?
>>832837That's clearly somebody else.
>>832828Lydia: Posie, I'm sorry for the time Penny wedgied you to the flagpole.Jerry: *scoffs* Can you believe this bitch?
>>832828North park 1980 Lisa wakes up to discover its the 1980's and she the only one that remembers how things were before this change and she tries to find a way to fix things so she can go back to being a shut inthey got little yangs while on a lake trip the yang men discover that fish boy is slinging hog and they slowly descend into a jealousy spiral meanwhile fishboy tries to get a parasite off of his crotch area that makes it look like he has a massive dick but after realizing he starting to get a lot of attention for it he decides to keep it , but it's slowly draining him of all his bloodR.I.P raspberryBeansy's lego pet dies ( gets knocked over by Jerry) and she decides to make it everyone's problem
>>832840I miss the old park after a wish for things to go back how they were Jerry is transported into the old park plus universemethaphysical Crystals (old park plus) the wannabe witches that live in trailer park finds a bag of crystal meth and believes it to be magic and they use it to spike their enemies food to hex themthe backrooms ( old park plus) the vamp kids get lost in an h&r block thats attached to a mall and believes theyre stuck in the backrooms
>>832841gem alarm but melville.gif
>>83284111 11 ( old park plus) the witches purposely set up synchronicities to prove that their manifestations are coming true enter Vanessa helstad ( old park plus) after Kimberly helstad is rejected form the vampire Society she decides to play as a vampire hunter van helstad and try to ruin their fun / join in their vampire larpnot that new park nbn Jonesy along with Mandy and chaz comes to the old park plus universe to take Jerry back home but he tries to swap places with this universe's Jerry
>>832836So Butters' Creamy Goo all over again? Huh.Also, Posie and Lydia have another cousin. Neato
>>832849More like the Moral Orel episode, you gay bitch.
>>832846Cute!>>832840WTF I like Fishboy now
>>832842That's such a Melville move
>>832848>he tries to swap places with this universe's Jerry.Jerry gives a monolog about him being sick of being pushed to the said by the more fantastical people in town he wants to be the main character again.the final girl lori is disappointed when Danny dani and Wendy are just letting a group of teens walk into what's very Clearly a slasher movie situation and Lori finds herself in the same situation as the teen and she's trying her damnedest to make sure they don't all die but it's like a force of nature that they must dienever a dull moment Timothy dull digging causes danny and the main three to fall into a a hidden temple to a lich underneath the schoolLori's little brother episode where the magic 8 ball gets reincarnated and becomes lori little brother which annoys her (don't worry it's just a nightmare she having)
>>832848>>832865Well, you have it better than like 80% of South Park's cast. Be grateful, JERRY.Also, Lori's beef with the magic 8 ball continues
>>832865mind goblin neil invokes the name of a powerful magical being for a stupid joke so the mind goblin locks him in a mental prison where he must face all his fearsbattle of the vans during a concert tailgate party vera uses her van to sell knock off merchandise and overpriced food and booze but unfortunately for her arch nemesis Jimmy prescott has the same idea and stationed right next to him. vera has the vampire Society, mark and mina with her while Jimmy has Bobby ( it his day with Bobby) a few of his children and gender bent rip offs of mark and Mina that had opposite fetishes so one likes taller women and the other non cursed magical items Jimmy prescott is a slightly more successful business owner in town that effortlessly gets under Vera's skin she cant hurt or intimidate him because that'll be admitting she can't beat him and she doesn't wanna give him the satisfaction
Old Park Leslie
>>832877Jimmy prescott lore >Jeopardi prescott was an old prospector during the gold rush in 1849 that found a whole bunch of gold when he was fatally shot in the back by vera and the clan of vampires her and ula were with at the time the took the gold and left for dead. but he would find a special mineral from space that crashed on earth thousands of years ago that would heal him and even make him younger he would soon discover he can use the mineral to sap the youth from people and give it to himself He prefers to stay middle age-ish ( though his brothers and sisters whom he shared the mineral with may over do it a bit and stay a lot younger than him so people believe those are his kids) and goes by Jimmy now >Jimmy decided to set up shop in north park and purposely step on Vera's toes business wise as revenge for stealing his fortune After discovering that she was the little bitch that shot him in the back ( he recognized that that nyahahahaha of hers) >vera is comedically down bad for him but she also hates him at the same time " his stupid perfectly sculpted face and his dumb shiny perfect salt and peppered hair that gently rustles in the wind oh how I hate him"
>All this Old Park+ stuffFine, god, I get it, holy fuck, you people just won't let me rest, I'm going to make my presence everyone's fucking problem.
the morning after the end of the world the world was going to be destroyed but Danny and Wendy saved it in the last minute now everyone has to live with the shame and the debauchery they did the previous day thinking they will have no consequencestraz Salem turns chaz into a living garbage can after he litters. after being turned back to normal he's not taking it well. he gets a flyer in the mail for a support group filled with people who been transformed into things by witches
>>832883Lol told you you'd be back
>>832892>"Lol told you you'd be back"Shut the fuck up, you little faggot.*STABS YOU*
>>832883Welcome back, hope you enjoyed your break.
>>832896You're next.
>>832897I WASN'T TRYING TO GRAB YOUR GOAT! I JUST WANTED TO DRAW AN ALTERNATE TAKE ON LESLIE! HAVE MERCY!
>>832882>Vera's harem grows
>>832904dispite her greed she's a lover
a stay at the chateau a completely live action episode that's a bit more horror than comdey about a guy car breaking down near the chateau and him having to stay the night there. the whole thing is a shaggy dog storywoke up a new group of socal justice activists shows up in north park to bully everyone into being woke turns out this is just the regular mafia and they changed their shake down tacticsairplane mode Jonesy has Logan Paul movie airplane mode plays in Asimov's head 24/7 Asimov tries to put an end to his miserythe Asimov show Asimov discovers he was being trueman showed but it got canceled and everyone he knew just moved on from him to the next show little Andrea and the poor little robot is on the streets forgotten its getting cold and the elements are about to take him cuts to the chateau and Danny pulling him out the nightmare room where you nightmares manifestslappy has kidney kernels its 22 minutes of us staring at a bathroom door and slightly muffled ( because he's in the bathroom) drewanon improving slappy stand up while passing a kidney stone and there's popcorn sound effects since it the clown equivalent of a kidney stone
>>832918The Asimiv Show is so sad :(
Asylum park AU Where all the characters are in an asylum called drowsy Pines Dani thinks she's her own twin brother who drowned years ago it due to the guilt because he died in the process of trying to save her it's kind of a split personality thing where she plays both parts also “Danny” is obsessed with being a doorman and if he isn’t, he gets violent
new guest at the funny farm nbn Jonesy arrives in the asylum park universe and is separated from baby park vera she is taken into the asylum after dr cates hears her story and believes she's her Jonesy who suffers from delusions of grandeur and a persecution complex who happened to escape this morning meanwhile baby park vera meets up with this Jonesy and believes she nbn Jonesy
>>832929>>832930day out the asylum the inmates in the asylum get to go out to see a baseball game but when their chaperone is taken away by the police because they mistaken them for a criminal the inmates have to find a way back to the asylum before their meds wears offthe old asylum the staff discover the old asylum that drowsy pines is bult on and they soon discover that someone's been living there someone who claims to be a vampire (ula). turns out she is a patient that escaped years ago thats been living under the asylum eating rats the catatonic comedian neil goes into catatonic episode when Trisha steals the therapy dog believing its pretends to be a man at nightloboto you lobotomyVera swaps her lobotomy order with drewthe grounds keeper tha patients of drowsy pines suspect that the grounds keeper lon might not actually be a humanthe mystery of drowsy pinesshutter island but with dani and Sabrina
>>832931asylum park variants vera isn't actually insane She just took an insanity plea to try to get an easy sentence but unfortunately for her drowsy pines is worse than any prison. she escapes every week and gets brought back by local police she's definitely more scruffy in this universe and almost in her 40s but due to her short add petite stature she could easily be mistaken as a child from a distance and has whatever accent viper from deadlock has she the bane of the existence of head nurse Salem she keeps trying to get the little trouble maker a lobotomy but somehow vera always wiggles out of it head nurse Salem pretty much nurse ratchet from one flew over the cuckoos nest she in charge of all the drugs and keeps everything running in tip top shape in this universe salem is not chaos she's pure order also in her late 60's she refuses to retire because she has nothing else she got divorced decades ago , and her kids don't speak to her. wendy just a very Strong orderly has no realtions to dani in this universe lori orbsman at first she's seemingly a bubbly positive young teen girl who believes she is all knowing go to once you get to know her you'll see her surface for what it is a mask and in reality she's very nihilistic clinically depressed and misanthropic person. her predictions are 75% correct though she typically only predicts things that are obvious already happened or she heard someone else say
>>832929Asylum Leslie: Pyromania, Autism Spectrum DisorderAsylum Arnold: Clinical lycanthropy, thinks he's a humanoid fish (but there's some evidence he actually just Otherkin)
>>832932vera has been in drowsy pines for almost 15 years while salem has worked there for about 40 she took A job at drowsy pines right after nursing schoolDani is a new arrival she was sent to drowsy pines after an incident involving a bathroom door at her school lori has been there for a couple of years now she was committed after she embarrassed her wealthy parents at a social function dogman is just a regular therapy Dog Trisha believes he pretends to be a man Vanessa is a poor girl who sees random people as monsters that she must attack
>>832935What did Lori even do?
>>832932>>832933>>832935Asimov/2, the Asimoms: Asimov is a bipolar sociopath, with 2 being him during downswings and the asimoms are just sociopaths and gay, Mac Tonight: Delusional, Maria: schizophrenic, Toades: Delusions of Grandure, thinks he's a doctor. Teeny Steeve: He's real and he's living in the walls, Li: Delusions of being a japanese fisherman, Honoka: Nymphomania, Yashu: Explosive Personality Disorder, Monisuer Calamari: Gay, Bobby Norman: Delusions of working all jobs in the hospital,Cringe Kid: Autism misdiagnosed as homicidal sociopathy, Les: Delusions of supernatural power and overactive sweat glands, Mr. Piggleston: The ice cream man who volunteers at the hospital, Nightmare Guy: Manifested Tulpa between Drew and Slappy,Miss Terry: Severe OCD, PoPPI: Thinks she's a zombie, Grayson: Believes the dead talk to him, Little Bird the dragon: Shared hallucination of the main 3, Ellie: Maria's caretaker, Rocky the Raccoon, Fennec the Fox: think they're animals, and Tony: Mobster with syphilis who has mentally degraded into a child.
>>832940cause a panic with her prediction something like yelling fire in a movie theater but at a high class party it definitely caused quite the scandal and her quirk stopped being cute and was a bit disturbing
>>832942>>832935>>832933>>832932Stacy Malone was the popular girl who got good grades and the captain of her cheer squad and volunteered for charities every weekend she snapped due to all that pressure now she believes that she's a plain jane 30 something secretary named maureen she was committed by her family they hope she gets better soon everyone misses her Fiona has an intense fear of people and stairs her cell is on the top floor so she lives in the asylum libraryAmanda was an actress went crazy due to a stalker who when he finally confronted her in public after a years of stalking she snapped and murdered him in cold blood now she sees Jessie (her first role and sort of comfort character) and she see the world as a big sitcom also she has that delusion Where she thinks the tv is giving her messages big tex is the shady asylum owner who does everything he can to make sure he keeps getting patients and they never get better so he can keep collecting government money Jonesy has delusions of grandeur believing she's always the most important person around usually changing them when enough holes are poked in her story she has an intense persecution complex believing anyone who doesn't believe her is just mean and out to get her she was committed by her parents they kinda regret that since they now know this place doesn't actually want to help her and they're in an intense legal battle with drowsy pines to get her back
>>832945>Jonesy has delusions of grandeur believing she's always the most important person around usually making up stories about how she so special and changing
>>832931welcome back Amanda Amanda begins to snap out of her psychosis and her lawyers wants to set up a hearing to see if she free to go but big tex can't let that happens so he moves her in with drew to try to make her fall back into her delusionsdon't sweat it big tex uses drowsy pines as a wallet sweat shop much to Salem dismayrule # 1 dani gets a new personality that starts a fight club in the basement of drowsy pinesthe oracle after chaz stabbed Jerry again Jerry is moved to Lori's room he finds his new roommate to be annoyingly positive about everything she tells him that Leslie will start a fire tonight that will burn everyone in the asylum alive Jerry freaks out because all her predictions were right so far
>Drew has delusions of being on a show, often Malcolming in the Middle at (you) during episodes focused on her.>Slappy is NOT a clown, nor does he believe he is, he does however believe the world is laughing at him, and has caused many disturbances, he dons poorly made impromptu clown make-up and poorly dyed his hair with crayons to cope.>Beansy is basically the same, but in this setting she's thriving, as she has actual guardians.>Sabrina's flat chested but really feels like she should have bigger tits, it causes her anguish, and she's always trying to seem like her tits are bigger than they are.>Doll Fucker, has taken this to an extreme, he is no longer playing pretend, he fully believes Sally is sentient and real, and sometimes the patients believe it too>Moral Crusader believes the world is hypersexual and because of it, he is on libido-dulling medications that kind of killed his drive, so now he's basically an old-school monk/eunuch character who often acts as the 'Wise Old Man' trope, usually donning a hooded robe, and meditating next to a window to appear wise>Razzle (Unclowned) is just a receptionist>Sal is an orderly>Gnarly is a regular er... Well... You know... But she still thinks she's a troll, and trawls around the vents like a lizard, usually naked, not in a sexual way but she believes clothes hinder her powers, she refuses all medication>Skipper (Unclowned) is an orderly
>>832949Sabrina when her fake tits falls out of her shirt https://youtu.be/E8Ew6K0W3RY?si=ED7IE47ItVYm8x4b
>>832950You're always in my head or internet history, stop getting Jonesy to spy on me.
>>832943Oh, well that makes sense
>>832945>>832946black cat psychiatrist Ragdoll nurse teacup actually a cat that lives on the premise of drowsy pines but no one actually owns she comes and goes as she pleasesMorgan a newly hired nurse she absolutely abuses her positionhat boy Salem's grandson whose fresh out of high-school works at drowsy pines as a night janitor running gag of zach constantly escaping by stealing his identityBram and his brother don't have any mental illness but their mom had them committed believing they didchuck patient who thinks he owns the asylum and is mayor of the town by the asylum Fredrich and Joseph are both orderlys vera keeps convincing to help her in her schemesIngrid depressed to the point of being suicidal believes theres no magic to this world so whats the point blenny is like Patrick baitmam who believes he's this pycho killer but hasn't killed a single person also believes he's a demonNancy was an actual investigative journalist that was gonna break the new about drowsy pines but big tex kidnapped her and drove her mad within the wall of the asylum before leaving her out in the wild for her to officially get committed to drowsy pinesUisas professional hypnotist hangs around Cassandra a little bit too much definitely a creepy vibe going on there
>>832948we need some space "Danny" thinks he needs space for dani for her own good and she cant cope without her big brother being around so Sabrina has to take care of hersick day almost all the staff call in sick one day and its just dr Cates Uisas and Salem they have to make sure the guests dont know they have the run of the place b plot vera steals the van with a few of the patience and they have a day out on the townmurder at the pines a Halloween decoration falls and all the patients believes there's been a murder Dani and Sabrina takes charge looking for the murderer b plot an assassin sent by the local mafia that vera manged to piss off is posing as a orderly to get her alone twist being that the "decoration" is actually the corpse of the assassin and the b plot takes place years before the a plot
>>832958chef is just cook ( his anti verse version) in this timeline he's not allowed in the kitchen under any circumstances last time he was in the kitchen he gave all the patients food poisoning and since there was plumbing issues at the asylum at the time lets jus say it was a shitty situation for everyone Sebastian hallucinats meville an annoying rich kid he "accidentally " killed during his job as his family's butler that along with mental age regression when he gets too stressed out>meville: you know I never forgave you for killing me >Sebastian: you know what i didn't ask for it
>>832959we don't celebrate April fools at drowsy pines Dani the new girl tries to bring back April fools day to drowsy pines unaware it usually riles up the residents the asylum inspector after the asylum put on a nativity play on public access Jonesy (who i remind you is 11) claims to be impregnated by god with the Messiah. big tex is freaking out he doesn't believe it but if someone does but thinks one of the staff did it and they get investigated they'll get shut down unfortunately for them an inspector shows up for an inspection ( its just a new patient who happens to have a thing about pretending to be an inspector) and big tex and the staff has to try to pull the wool over his eyes b plot the other patients are helping Jonesy with her pretend pregnancytell the walls to stop talking a plot gnarly, dani and Sabrina sneaks through the wall and accidentally uncovers and stop Uisas form forcing salem into retirement b plot Bram and his brother chandler hear gnarly in the vents and see teeny steeve and believes they've finally snapped are patiently waiting for them to lose their grip on reality
>>832960father Goodfellow believes he hears the voice of God in his head and for some reason he sounds like Alex Joneslisa is afraid of everywhere that isn't her room and only communicate through electronics.... she obviously faking her mental illness she just regular old lisa who learned how to game the system
"Manic Monday"Asimov begins to let out a high pitched frequency that causes all the asylum to be completely calm and at peace, even going so far as to meditate with Jr. Monk (Moral Crusader) and achieving true enlightenment ending up in Nirvana and meeting Buddha."The King Come Down"Chuck declares himself King of the Asylum and Drowsy Pines is his kingdom Slappy is forced to be the Jester causing him to slip deeper into his psychosis, the patients form a Coupe on Chuck"King of the Hill"It's the yearly King of the Hill game, and the asylum is split up into three teamsWonderland BunchNumb and Numb-erand Frying Tonight"What seest thou else in the dark backward and abysm of time?"22 Short Films About Springfield, but more about how each character's life was like pre-asylum."House Party 3: Da Nut House"Kid from Kid 'N Play is institutionalized because he thinks it's 1996, he tries to liven up the mental facility, but things get quickly out of hand when a smart phone is left out in the open and Kid's immersion is ruined."A Drowsy Place in The Pines"An incredibly mundane episode that goes on too long, animated in the style of a documentary about the asylum, including artful shots, sad music and interviews with the staff and some of the more coherent patients, it's played entirely straight."Beansy's Exciting Journey"Beansy loses a lego piece and the journey leads her to outside the walls of the institution, the North Park we know and love completely different than we're used to."We Steal From Retards"Part Two of Beansy's Exciting Journey, Beansy gets had by a literal mustache twirling villain, but his weird hipster bicycle is his own undoing.
>>832961Dani's first lock down a dangerous resident escapes their cell so the whole place is put on lock down while the orderly search for them meanwhile the rest of the residents realize this is dani first lock down and they want to make this a special one for herpancake's view we see a regular day at drowsy pines from the point of view of the cat pancakes ( teacup)the god call games the people of drowsy pines host a game for father Goodfellow lori and Jeremy to see who really , the one with the connection to the all knowing and who's just faking they all fail horribly and each only managed to get a single point Jonesy was feeling like she a goddess that week so she Joins the games and gets 2 points and she declared the true all knowing one this greatly upsets the other 3 and they work together to discredit herrun from you demons until you are exhausted dr cates test out an experimental new drug on dani Sebastian and any other character that feel guilty about something the drug is supposed to give them a experience that will make them come to terms with what happened but it does the opposite and the manifestations of their gulit can hurt them now ( not physically but then can feel the pain) big tex tries to market the drug but get hit with a dose and is getting in a petty argument with his guilt ghosts by denying ever had done anything wrong lisa unplugged a new psychiatrist comes to drowsy pines and tries to make a name for themselves by fixing their most hopeless case lisa by taking away all her electronics and forcing her to interact with the other residents. lisa lash out by turning the other patients against this new start by the end of the episode the new start gets so traumatized that they become institutionalized and actually have what lisa pretends to
>>832966Jeremy also hears the voice of God in his head but its the Jewish one and it has a bit of a Yiddish accent when you put Jeremy father Goodfellow and Lori into a room together shit goes down
>>832989>Charles believes he's at fault for everything, even things he clearly didn't do and must apologize for everything >Hansel just regular Hansel this is just how the town deals with their homeless population he's got 3 square meals, tons of friends, a roof under his head life is good>Gretel former rich girl whose family lost everything and she can't cope with that so she is delusional about being rich and above everyone else her family decided to give her asylum since it's less mouths to feed. she likes to stick with Hansel because she's clearly superior to him but despite that they formed a sibling like bond>Delly believes her arm is constantly broken it isn't she never broke a bone in her life>Rolf body dysmorphia believes he should be crippled also believes he is a certain historical figure..... napoleon
>>832988sending out an sos Amanda believes the tv is telling her that someone in drowsy pines is in danger she recruits drew and Jonesy's help it just so happen someone who Tony wronged years ago has came back to do him in... before seeing him in the state he's in and decides the worst thing that can happen to him is if he's kept alive so decides not to whack him friends in sunken places Uisas hypnotizes almost all (except for ck vera and gnarly) the residents of drowsy pines to be stuck in the sunken place from get out while more obedient versions of them pilot their bodies so he can run a coup on Salem's regime its up to our three heroes to save the asylumbat out of hell ula escapes drowsy pines and harass the people of north park ( mind you she not a actual vampire just a crazed teenage girl with a habit of biting people) sal and Wendy are tasked to bringing her backthere you are big bro mainline Danny opens a unfamiliar door in the chateau and ends up in drowsy pines (its equivalent in this au) dani is not quite sure if this new Danny or her delusion is the real Danny b plot dp vera ends up in the mainline universe the entire time vera is unaware she's in another universe since she high off her mind on meds so she doesn't notice the weird stuff and is looting the chateau. Wendy and Lori tries to stopin my mind Drowsy pines is just a spin off with a different art style so this is just a legit crossover episode that can be chosen to be seen as non canonicalchuck in chargechuck hides the remote for the tv in the rec room so people will listen to him drew and Amanda works together to find it before they miss their favorite show
Louise card (Ula) originally had black hair but due to the stress of living under drowsy Pines half of it turned white also her skin went pale from lack of sunlight
>>832998Louise loreshe's 12 -13she isn't albino she would technically be mainline ula (a few) great grandchild her grandma (only living relative) visits her every week bitting is her love language also her hate language also bored language you know what I think she just likes to bite people. goes to sleep every night at 11:45 exactly though she tries to stay up to be nocturnal , but she can't she believes she blacks out and goes on a feeding frenzy has a fear of riding in cars has ADHD she can't differentiate between reality and fiction was originally admitted to drowsy pines for the psychological trauma she gotten from the death of her parents and siblings in a car crash surprisingly good at flirting
>>832992choas on the seas A sociologist grad wants to prove that without society humanity devoles into chaos so he pay big tex a lot of money to take out 6 patents to take them on a voyage across the sea to prove they'll go apeshit when they're out of society but dani Sabrina ck beansy drew and Amanda are pretty chill the entire time while the sociologist get salty and tries to sabotage thembook end a resident of drowsy pines dies of old age and to do something nice for him the residents decides to compile and read the novel he's been working on nonstop for the past 60 years but the more and more they read the more their psyche stars to come undone its a king in yellow/ house of leaves homage though it ambiguous whether it's actually supernatural , or they're just really engrossed with the story everytime they read the story the animation style swaps to a stop motion animation styleAmanda the musical after being put into a sensory deprivation chamber for therapy Amanda begins to hallucinate her entire life's story as a musical this is the first part to the two parter welcome back Amanda Amanda realize at the end of this episode she didn't even want to be an actress her mom forced her to be one that kind of snapped her out of her psychosis Sally play Dani and Sabrina becomes convinced that Sally is alive after they keep getting rid of it and it keeps coming back in reality a orderly keeps finding it and brings it back in
"The Pillbox Kid"Cringe Kid's Gigalin (Giga-Ritalin) seems to not be working well with him, so he's forced to take other medications, which have insane effects on the poor boy!This episode was mostly animated by fans of the show, you know, like that one Bob's Burgers episode."I Scream, You Scream"Drowsy Pines' Ice Cream Social is nothing to bat an eye at! Also, Mute won't stop screaming.
>>833007doggone itsomeone left the door open and dougie goes missing so neil leads a bunch of the residents into the wilderness to find him turns out he was just sleeping under a tablepaging dr Jonesy Jonesy decides she a dr this week and dr cates decides to play along with her delusion this week to see if this will cure her so she tells all the staff to treat her like a dr this piss off dr toadestubthumbing by chumbawamba for some reason the PA system is blaring tubthumbing by chumbawamba ( the i get knocked down song) on loop and this is sturing up the residents and staff of drowsy pinesnightmare on memory lanedr Cates ask vera to test her new and improved gulit tripynol in exchange for smokes we then get vera reliving her the events that made her the screwed up career criminal she is todaythe ad big tex decides to advertise drowsy pines by shooting a commercial inside he needs everyone on to be on their best behavior everyone is on their usual bs throughout the entire episode until it's time to shoot the commercial big tex yells at them then they get it in one takea-door-able Dani goes viral after she does her door man thing at the local mall during a feild trip there and big tex decides to capitalize on it making her the new golden child of the asylum pissing off the last golden child posie
>>832998>>832999She's still cute. I'd let her bite me.
>>833016AgreedDeserves all the headpats
>>832960So Melville's dead? Already a 8/10 AU
>>833022All the headpats :3
>>833028All the headpats, cuddles, and telling her it'll be ok.
>>833016>>833022>>833028>>833029Hey Louise a couple of people on the Internet wanna give you a head pet and let you bite them Louise( muffled): oh cool
>>832991tisha is a paranoid schizophrenic she sees brothers , she doesn't have and believes they're plotting against her cause she was born and they weren'triver starchild woman who was born in a hippie ufo cult where they thought her mom was impregnated by an alien through their leader she was rescued when the cult was busted for some illegal shit they were doing when she was well into adulthood so she has a deep seeded belief she's an alien Messiahamber serial zoophile that sees animals as Disney style anthropomorphic animals that can talk (they can't) and our super horny ( they aren't) she was once a zoo keeper got fired for molesting a heavily sedated bear.Andrea not a patient but a local youth volunteer incog basically the acme like omnicorp that makes a lot of products laying around the setting posie ocd with a benevolent verson of megalomaina thinks she need to be incharge for everyone's benefit freaks out if she not in control
>>833030Fuck it, I consider this a win
>>833015jersey trip after vera gets a call that her mom died she request to be allowed to go to the funeral big tex surprisly let her go since he has gotten word that a women he had a summer fling with when he was a teenage Carney almost 40 years ago had pass so he'll be making a trip to jersey as well and they might aswell bring a few of the residents with themlife on the outside ain't what it used to be part 2 of jersey trip vera discovers most of her old friends who she used to commit crimes with has gone straight and are living a much better life than hercasino night after vera gets caught starting a gamble ring in the degenerate gamble ward big tex decides a casino night would be fun and the residents should learn the house always wins b plot lori father Goodfellow and Jeremy keeps trying to win at rouletteLori's off to the races Vera takes Lori's and a few others to a horse race track and lori managed to get a few of the winners right by luck and some down on his luck schmuck who's in tons of debt kidnapps (kidnapped more like he just told her to come with him and she did) her so she'll make him a fortune vera and the others thinks lori ran off and now they are looking for her. running gag of the guy always betting it all and us expecting he will lose only to win and it ends with him paying off all of his debts and deciding to never gamble again
"Gnarly Babe"Gnarly has a crush on one of the orderlies, but her 'troll' nature and wiener seems to be getting in the way.She gets help from Jr. Monk who gives her some of his ED pills and gets a makeover from Monsieur Calamari, she hates it, she hates everything about it, trying to be who she isn't causes her to have a mental breakdown and she kidnaps Sally, and takes to the vents."I'm Not Gay"Drew is spending too much time with Beansy, but she's not gay, though.Beansy is unaware of Drew's crush on her."No Pride Here"The orderlies put up pride decorations for Pride Month, but the patients are disgusted.Not by the gay! Not that there's anything wrong with the, it's just the annoying bright colors hurt some patients eyes and trigger negative mental reactions."Drag Storytime"Drag Storytime is happening at Drowsy Pines, but it's not what you think, one lucky patient is randomly picked in the crowd and gets dragged a mile by laundry truck.They love it, I promise."DANG DIRTY RUMORS!!!"A leaked video of an orderly tripping and struggling to get up from the patient causes people to believe that the orderlies are sodomizing the patients at Drowsy Pines!
2000s cartoon Dani
Vera drowsy pines.
>>833048>just the annoying bright colors hurt some patients eyes and trigger negative mental reactions.Maybe they keep making more until it becomes the Ohio flag like the one meme
>>833050Vera ( dp)I gotta tell the doc these drugs fucking rock man it’s like I’m looking at a little me except I didn’t dress like a dork or I wasn’t nearly this pale and look at those canines though I did used to dye my hair pink when I was about that age.Vera (np) if she wasn’t the spitting image of my mother I’d bite.
>>833052twin vera au dp vera and np vera exist in the same universe they're twins that got separated both became immortal at different ages and reunited in north park 100 years later form when they last saw each
>>833034Lydia and Savannah are in the asylum because they attempted to stab Addison to death for slender manSavannah the actual mentally ill one Lydia just wanted to stab but faked believing in slender man to get out of an adult prison sentence Addison survived she's alight now but a nervous wreck very paranoid after the attack got committed after the same event dani got committed in not happy to see Lydia and Savannah again Penny believes she has anorexia and need to fatten up but she morbidly obese Bobland a human hairy gay orderly at the facility in a relationship with calamari has an adopted daughterAbby has no connection to the anons just relatively a normal girl who believes she's the god of this universe and created it last thursday
>>833056>Savannah the actual mentally ill one Lydia just wanted to stab but faked believing in slender man to get out of an adult prison sentencethough this lydia is way more unhinged and violent like the bully from it before it got him she's less into kicking your ass and more carving things into your skin and maybe even throwing rocks at puppies
>>833048>"No Pride Here">The orderlies put up pride decorations for Pride Month, but the patients are disgusted.>Not by the gay! Not that there's anything wrong with the, it's just the annoying bright colors hurt some patients eyes and trigger negative mental reactions.Bobland and calamari are about to quit thinking all the patients hate them for being a loving couple
>>833056>>833059Cindy Bobland's adopted daughter and Amber's actual daughter shows signs of her mother's mental illness Bobland is doing everything in his power to make sure she doesn't end up in drowsy pinesWilbur wheado the perpetually zonked out day shift janitor who no one actually has ever seen do his job is believed to be doing inappropriate things with the women and girl residents but there is no evidence and no one has complained it's just a vibes based accusationsNatasha big tex loyal assistant .... the series finale it's revealed she's working with a fbi and gathering evidence for his crimes to put him away for a long time.... he pleds insanity stan the weed man got committed after a high-speed chase against the cops Because he was afraid of being arrested for marijuana possession with the intent of selling Despite marijuana being legal the police soon realized he still thinks it's the seventies and can't be convinced otherwise to they threw him into drowsy pines. at least he got to keep his stash since its still not illegal
>>833052NP Vera should eat DP Vera's ass
>>833062We talking literally or metaphorically?
>>833063Literal
>>833064so she drain her of her blood or realistically cannibalize her or are we talking silly vore massive belly and she burbs?
>>833065Anilingus
>>833066oh then thats metaphorically or maybe figuratively i get those confused sometimes I can see np vera being into it but dp not so much she thinking they gonna put her away for a long time for this one but there's still pleasure in her expression
>>833067the context being v dp remembers doctor cates telling her to go with the flow of the hallucinations it's her mind trying to have her sort out her guilt and reconcile with the past and she doesn't know how fucking this dorky vampire version of her younger self is gonna do that but she did promise her smokes if she tested the drugs np vera knows this is an alt version of her and wants to test out an older version of her body if only I had the drive to draw this comic
>>833049
>>833067>"Huff... They're going to put me into the holes this one... But I've been needing this for so long...">"Goddamn can she stop venting?"https://files.catbox.moe/tsen89.png
>>833059Goddamn, my waifu wants me dismembered now
>>833086god damn! good work Leslieanon
>>833061Brittany one of the teenage leader of the local kid volunteer group that occasional stops by the pines is often mistaken for one of the kids she chaperoning Rosalind a perfectionist and is constantly hyper fixated on her art to the point of ignoring everything around her. usually her gets messed with during the events of an episode Georgina believes everyone is in love with her and she's the hottest girl around she believes she here because they're protecting her from being kidnapped or a lover from killing her since they cant be togethertime traveler and Atticus share a cell both believes they're time travelers chazanon's expansion of the idea >"she has a photographic memory, so whenever anything (furniture, counter medicine, color of the curtains) is changed/misplaced, she believes she's travelled and spends the entire day "trying to get back"Atticus was just a regualr boy who fell into a hot vat of grey tar, which traumatized him and so he has trouble rememebering anything from before his accident."Maziby/ Mazie: a puppeteer for the local tv station's kids show who went insane after a very traumatizing incident on set now he only communicates through two of his puppets one is his nice side Mazie and the other his dark side Maziby goes catatonic if his puppets are removed
>>833093Thanks my dude
"The Spy Who Stabbed Me" Addison gets paranoid a spy is sent to kill her with the arrival of a new patient, she seeks out the help of Jr. Monk who tries to solve the situation with peace.There's a new patient who just loves to stab people and things! Compulsively, it doesn't mean she hates you, she just has to stab if she wants to befriend you."The Nut Shack"It's No Nut November at the asylum and the patients are going crazy in their need to bust some nuts.||Half the episode makes it seem like this is about masturbation, but no, the patients really like to smash literal walnuts to feel in control||"Daniel? Danielle?"Sabrina needs a boy's opinion on something, but Dani is doing pretty well, Sabrina just has to get Danny out, so she begins tempting Dani with doors, and attempts to become the new doorman.Sabrina weirdly has a good knack for the doorman biz and it becomes a genuine passion of hers causing her to forget about her Dysmorphia.Danny bubbles up, and tries to scheme for a way to get Sabrina out of the door game."Slop Sunday"A orderly-centric episode where it's Sunday and there's not much food left so they start shoving anything and everything they can into the pot until they come up with this amalgamation of meal that becomes a huge hit with the patients."A Girl And A Clown"Drew and Slappy meet for the first time and, but are drawn to one another due to their shared love of Buster Keaton stunts, soon they get close and begin joint hallucinating Nightmare Guy who Slappy really hates and fears, but Drew is okay with."I Got Your Nose!"Neil makes the mistake of playing 'Got your nose' with Beansy and what happens is an action thriller played completely straight, and ends on a Children's Mall Train where Beansy comes for Neil and Neil is desperate to get off, despite the train only going 5mph.
>>833105Slappy is now retconned, sorry.He's now a clown who performs at the asylum but gets heckled often by the patients, and watches TV with them instead of doing his act most of the time which they enjoy much more.
>>833107Only in this AU, right?
>>833108Yes, only in this AU, why would I retcon years of a main timeline established character?
oh brother Trisha believes her brothers sent dani to try to kill her when "Danny" decided to post up outside her doorthe beach episode it's a beach trip it was originally for dani to confront what happened to her brother but why not soak up some sun and play in the water while someone confront their guilt and trauma c plot Grayson finds Danny's skull where'd did they go Amanda Alabama a where are they now mocumentary episode featuring Amanda who in this universe was like 2000s disney channel tv star like a Hillary duff or a Miley Cyrusbudding buddies dani beings to grow breast which causes Sabrina to go jealousy while "danny" starts freaking out cause why is a boy growing breastim sorry for loving you Charles falls in love with drowsy pines newest patient but don't want to start a relationship with them because he thinks he'll ruin himtoades in the walltoades tries treating " his patient" gnarly only for him to get stuck in the walls of drowsy pinesSquirrel meets worldsquirrel boy is deemed sane and is kicked out of the drowsy pines after the budget needed them to get rid of one person and we see squirrel boy live out in the woods
>>833109Just askin'
I should make a canadian character sometime....
>>833114we already have like two and a half/three Canadians
>>833115Yeah, so? I wanna make my own, fuck you.
>>833112Toad in the Hole: Toades is tired of the cooking at the Aslyum and starts cooking for the patients instead, surprising Cates with his cooking ability and variety of meals.
>>833116I hope you have fun but also fuck you
>>833118>I hope you have fun but also fuck youI'm going to make sure this is a very miserable experience for me, just to spite your black ass.
Lori: today is going to be a good day
The doorman .
>>831986Context? Some custom clay making store?
>>833125Yeah form some Chinese Etsy shop dellyfag showed me
>>833119then suffer
So class, what have we learned from this thread?
>>833142the importance of mental health
>>833142Take good care of your mental health, and you can never truly leave this place.I'm pretty sure there's some OC anons that just lurk nowadays.
ASIMOV BOT 123you guys try guessing which robot species each 3 Asimov variants are if you want?
>>833153BlenderGarbage DisposalEmo ToiletDid I guess it? Sorry, Robots just look like appliances to me, neat pic, dig the shading!
>>833120For me, right?
Like how Georgina, Lisa and Hansel are pretty close to their canon counterparts....I'm gonna go see DP Georgina now. No reason whatsoever
>>833167Beware of braces They're a bitch to pull off
>>833175Who said anything about kissing?
>>833178Who said anything about her using her braces consensually on you while you are asleep-er, wait, I got confused...
It's woke month now. Start naming names.
>>833181Leslie's pan
>>833181Your mom.Gay(You).The Gayest.
>>833181fuck it be easier to name my characters who are straight wendy, lori, Ingrid *Joseph ( is fucking someone who you know is originally , and actually a man , what shapes shifting into a woman like has indistinguishable anatomy gay?) bram's mom, Morgan hatboy, Blair ( maybe)
>>833181Gay: Sabrina (but she'd totally fuck me)Bi: Drew (Sorry girls), Beansy, Moral Crusader, Skipper(?)Str8: Slappy, Dollfucker, Sal, Stan The Weed Man, Razzle,Trans: GnarlyOh fuck.. Oh no, am I woke???? Oh God, I'm not woke, right guys?! Right?! FAGGOT FAGGOT!!!! UHHH... UHHH!!! *VOTES REPULICAN TWICE* I don't think I trust that family of you-know-whats that do all the fishing in this town...I'M NOT WOKE!!! I'M NOT WOKE I FUCKING PROMISE PLEASE DON'T SEND ME TO THE RAINBOW MINES PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>833189>drewanon is wokeyou are dead to me
>>833187forgot Maureen Saunders, big tex, ragdoll, crush??? ( can robots be straight) and teacup is also straight gay: black cat, Vanessa, salem ( though she can stand a man long enough to get impregnated if she wants a child but she's never do it for any other reason), roxy bi: vera, ula, danny (and dani), Fredrich, Bram, Andrea, Brittany , Amanda ( though she prefers women by a lot) mina, and Jonesy Salem's sister gertrudetrans: dani ( but not Danny), Abby asexual: lon
>>833191also Fiona would be bicurious
>>833181Reminder that Nolan would practically fuck anything that can consent.
Also just for drew anon alone, im gonna draw the naked ass of principal Kiddy and Tim Bur
>>833191also mark is asexual he only gets hard to magical/ cursed objects
>>833191god dammit I keep forgetting charactersKodie trans technically a lesbian (though since he was originally a man and a identifies as one he's kinda straight I guess)Samantha Winters: bi
>>833181Is "super straight" any different from regular straight?
from e621 someone drew Diana Digby oh yeah and Diana Digby is on e621it only got 6 images most from Hanselanon
>>833194Ugh, that's gross, you know I only like girly bitches (male).
>>833202What the hell? People are out there drawing Diana smut that have nothing to do with these threads? That's crazy.Also be careful as furry porn is actually banned here. Luckily it's the very end of the thread so probably no one will notice.
>>833202How glorious. I'll draw Monsieur Calamari in celebration next thread and bump his numbers up by posting on e621
>>833181Can we get a fujo tier? That has to count, right?
>>833212Agatha and Rosalind are on there, no question
>>833202Some of the comments regarding Diana
>>832714Why is Jerry talking like Chris Chan here kek
>>833216>He doesn't like to do the exchangeDid you get injected with the autism serum?
>>833215Only one of them got close to it being close to South Park
"Comedy Central"The Clowns of North Park get their own adventure! But, it's not as fun as you might think.All of North Park's Clown Population goes to ClownCon, the episode takes place entirely within a car, sometimes stopping to get directions/snacks/pee."Life Without Laughter"The people of North Park notice life just isn't as silly, but they can't pinpoint WHY, Chuck begins following around certain kids (Chaz, Jerry, Mandy) and when that's a bust he tries following around Danny.Elmer mistakes Chuck for a pedophile.
>>833218it's tagged under north park
>>833219I'd still watch an episode like that. Feels like a "stuck inside an elevator" episode.
the fairy god mother guild>the fairy god mother guild is quite upset that they can't conteract salem's chaos effectively so they send some of their best to give the kids in north park good days and help them fix their problems the entire episode is in the fairy god mother guild HQ as they are constantly , getting calls and updates about how fucked up things are down thereFair godmother help hotline : how may I assist you?..... what do you mean your kid is into Milfs?..... oh dear oh dear we should have read his profile beforehand will send a younger no offense replacement until then please ensure you keep proper distance away from him click .... fairy godmother help hot line how may I assist you? ...... no encouraging arson is strictly against the rules..... what do you mean the little shit deserves his house burned to the ground ?
>>833231theres no way she's a fairy god mother a new fairy god mother is sent to north park to trying to bring order to the place the problem is this is a quite troublesome fairy godmother she is the granddaughter of someone important so they can't fire her and her methods is quite unorthodox >Asimov is getting bullied by Jonesy and this new fairy god mother just drags her by her hair out of sight of Asimov beats the shit out of her bring her back sobbing with a bloody broken nose to apologize
>>833217Maybe. I'm the guy who originally drew Jerry, I just find it funny how he's taken a life of his own kek
>>833249Oh..Welcome! I think.. Welcome.Look man, a good chunk of characters grew via memes and art, but a lot of stuff got dropped along the way too, which makes me a sad panda.
>>833250I get it, this stuff originally existed in the south park universe, which admittedly was wacky, but some of this stuff is 360 and walk away territory. I'm not saying that's bad, but I can only ever think "why not make it it's own thing" ya know?
>>833251It basically is at this point, I liked the OG feel and vibe with early South Park's wackiness, I like absurdity and surrealism so I try to go with that when I'm not forcing old pop culture references nobody will get.I always liked the one, maybe two-note feel of characters, sometimes characters served a small purpose and that was okay.But now certain characters get super fleshed out for no reason, we have what..Like 3 or 4 superhero squads in NP now, a government presence.. Horror elements.And that's fine and dandy, but I still wish it had the old silly feel and vibe.I try to keep that candle lit when I make a new OC and shit like that.If you read all of this, I thank you for listening to an old man's rambles.
>>833252I think that's just the nature of any fandom lol. I have not delved into the world of Bill Cipher and Gravity Falls adjacent fan OC but I'm sure the same thing permiates
>>833253On the bright side there's a million AUs.So.. Trade-off.
>>833254Right, it's not like it bothers me. I live for this stuff. I've seen the NP wiki and I can go through that for hours
I think every North park character should be deleted except mine :))
>>833261It is done.However, your characters are now subject to a fetish you can't stand.
>>833262Do you get to choose or do other anons do it for you?
>>833264Tell us what you hate and we'll get back to you
>>833270Not that anon, but I'm already having second thoughts.Armpits, I guess?
>>833271Which anon are you?
>>833274BallsAnon.
>>833275Oh, hey Curtis anon, long time no see
>>833216just a funny reference Imma be busy for the next two months might so i might not be posting art for a while