Do they show up to your school, malls or randomly text you?
>>196448662Nobara Kugisaki?
>>196448662should reply >you dont look like that
>>196448662We have events called "orientations" at the end of High School.There is usually a military stand where they give you information on how to join. However the requirements are very strict and they won't take you in for bullshit reasons such as having crooked teeth.
>>196448662no they just send you a letter that says "yo.... you gotta serve for 8 months now".
>>196448756Does she also say that?
>>196448662who the fuck is the advertisement consultant the american army is hiring?
>>196448756why do they always make themselves white
>>196448662Someone do an expectation vs reality meme with pic rel.
>>196448662>nguyenboomers fidget spinning at the military graveyard
>>196448821>>196448662not as ugly as I thought desu, still a seamonkey doe
>>196448821How's a broad like that make staff sergeant .
>>196448914>be a woman>be a minoritywhat do you mean, that's like a instant promotion anywhere these days
do marines actually do this?https://youtu.be/62tnJtLBQzQ
>>196448662they put on very pathetic diversity shows to try to attract minorities, its honestly sad
>>196449045yes but instead its a Japanese woman on the road and the marine in his truck.
>>196448662I would respond with a drawing of her getting gangbanged
>>196448944Oh yeah.
>>196448768back in the 80s my dad was conscripted into the yugoslav army. He wanted to join the airforce but his teeth were too bad for that. so instead he became a radiation biological warfare officer in the army. probably helped that my grandfather was also already a colonel in the army
I have literally never seen an armyman or a gun irl
>>196449135what color are the cocks?
>>196448662>>196448821>>196448887WOULD
>>196448662they have small booths in high shool alongside the colleges and universities. on the days when seniors are supposed to look around at the different post secondary opportunities. at my universuty the naval reserve was also present and advertising in the university centre
>>196448662>>196448887>>196448821if she was texting me trying to recruit me I'd ask if I could fuck her tiny yellow sideways pussy
>>196448662You get a letter for invitations. You go there, talk to the recruiters about your skills and plans in life and pick what branch of the military you are most interested in.If you rather pick civil service then I dunno.
>>196449317>>196449135thats sexual harassment
>>196448821I will now naturalize into a citizen of the United States of America and enroll in the United States Marine Corps
>>196448662This stuff is so scary to me. It can be hard to figure out the systems. I'm Jewish and I think sometimes. How did these monkeys do what they're doing. How did it happen. How did we go from curbstomping niggers faces off to giving them a gun and telling them to earn money. Very interesting. I've been airdropping the manuals from my high end technology into spic countries. The theory is if they see these manuals they will build computers used to make goyim of steel. This army of steel warriors of light will make the economy go up when they advance their tech level. I'm so bored of this reality. Satan is sitting next to me while I write. He's so ugly. He tells me what to write sometimes. He's so ugly. I can be specific, he spawns his voice in the air. Nobody is even reading this.
>>196449321>You get a letter for invitations. You go there, talk to the recruiters about your skills and plans in life and pick what branch of the military you are most interested in.It's the same except most people eventualy have to be kicked out of the military before completing it.
>>196448662You have to pass a test to join. First timers are recruited for one year. At the end of this period they can apply to be in the armed forces for four more years. After a total of five years they must pass yet another test to become permanent members. >Do they show up to your schoolI think they did along with the police.
>>196449347afterwards I would salute her, thank her for her service, and then shart
>>196448662>the subtle blushlewd
>>196448887>posing with the S Vietnam flagIs this allowed? Serious question. We have decent relations with current Vietnam and I imagine they might get pissed off if military officers are doing this
>>196448756she looks like that though >>196448821
>>196448887Based south Vietnamese anti communist war trophy waifu fighting for the glory of Faustian civilization.
>>196448662>>196448821Why is the Vietnamese army recruiting Americans?
>>196449497happens all the time, officially it isn't allowed but people do it anyways. I had one Mexican dude in my platoon who did a cringe photo op with his wife with a stitched together US-Mexican flag. She's not an officer but an NCO as well.
>>196449497It's their version of southern pride, the south will rise again
>>196449457We had one guy in our platoon who spent the first couple of nights crying and they sent him home. Also other guy who was too much of an "alpha" to take no orders from anyone and spent lots of his time in the infirmary from false pretenses. They kicked him out too because he was a lazy piece of shot who never helped anyone and made everyone else do more work.
>>196448821>>196448887I will join on the condition of 1 (one) CFNM oil based hand/footjob
>>196448662you get a letter in the mail telling you where to go and then you're in the army
>>196449347So are there texts. The government number that tells me I'm not paying council tax goes straight into the spam folder on android
>>196449453top tier schizo post
>>196449637What if you're shahar
>>196448756apologize>>196448821
>>196449655same thing
>>196448662Nah, we receive a letter and we're summoned to a day of information around 17.Then at 18-20, you have the recruitment where they test you physically and psychologically to see where they can put you during your recruit school.Only the retards, the unfits and the weak liars avoid army here.Once you're done with the recruit school, you're a soldier and you either do your service in one go or go like a month per year for a decade (more if you become an officer). But basically, the service is like one more month of free holidays, where you're paid to shoot shit with your pals, drink lots of alcohol and chill.Of course, the military police knock on your door if you don't come.
>nguyen How do you pronunce this
In NYC, I recently saw a Marines recruitment table in one of the subways.
>>196449717Win
>>196448662They would have a booth outside the school cafeteria and try to trick the C students into enlisting. For some reason, they would wear their uniforms to school during the last few weeks before graduation (were they paid to?)We had an unspoken rule in my high school to stay away from the seniors in combat fatigues. They were usually athletes who weren’t good enough to play college ball, were too dumb to get in the hard way, and too unhinged to get normal jobs. Every year there would be one kid who got the shit beat out of him because he made eye contact with some pissed off recruit.
>>196448662>Americans have to actively recruit by harassing random passers-by to get soldiersMan you guys are doomed
You get a letter. So far only people who are interested have been conscripted
>>196449791its been like that here since forever. One of the funniest things I saw at university was a Marine recruiter KOing some guy who tried to take a marine flag pole and run away.
>>196449791>Man you guys are doomedIt gets even worse that recruiters will target schools in poor counties and leave students alone who attend private schools or are rich. The US army does not offer good jobs for those who don't happen to live in rural backwaters. That's why rural republican America is where most of the soldiers are recruited from. At least, that's how it was explained to me by a 60 year old US-American.
>>196449608>Also other guy who was too much of an "alpha" to take no orders from anyoneWe had a few of those too. They couldn't hack it; complained all the time about the most minor shit, then quit in the first month. Didn't even make it past basic. Meanwhile our mousiest nerds completed every ruck march without complaint, never even saw the inside of the base infirmary, and completed their service in full.
>>196449453>I'm Jewish and I think sometimes.
>>196449838why would any rich guys want to join the army? It would be a waste of time to try to recruit them, if anything they will just try to become officers. Military recruits regardless of the nation always come from poor/rural areas.
https://youtube.com/shorts/KMAUWCX0jyk?si=jFnXF7dEh7sDQ5WKThis is how I confront military recruiters
>>196449791>>196449838What's wrong with recruiting poor kids? Target them young, give them the bare minimum, and watch them die for your country. You profit off making weapons for the US military and military stocks, while the poor and dumb go to the front lines and die for Israel.It's a win-win.
>>196449838the jobs are dogshit but the military's basically a social welfare program at this point and it's probably one of the better ones in the West. you get preferential lending for mortgages, auto loans, preferential hiring, free professions or skills training, tuition support, etc. it's unironically great if you're poor and there aren't any jobs in your area, it's just that actually being in the military is literal, unfiltered ass and you're surrounded by the criminally incompetent 24/7. it's the incompetency and pettiness of career military retards that turns people off it most of the time
>>196448821Damn she looks mid>>196448887Nvm she fine
>>196448662She even got a dumpy
>>196449453ashkenazi schizo genes in action
>>196448887Josh Luna wont' like this
>>196449894>our mousiest nerdsYeah. That was me. I was probably like 55kg back then and did 40km march in full gear. Maybe like 40kg all in all with a heavy af garbage radio we had to take turns carrying with all kinds of activities on the route. After that was the only time I went to the infirmary because there was a planned parade the next day and I was completely exhausted and my feet were done and full of blisters.I felt ashamed that I had to do that.
>>196450294He's basically been giving me advanced spiritual knowledge. And what you're witnessing me write is like a result of my sexual frustration. I never got to have sex but there's no good way to leave? I want to kill myself. I've probably though about suicide every 15 minutes for the last 20 years. I can't believe it.
>>196448819Not as bad as the UK at least
>>196449838The army recruiting poorfags and rural kids has been occurring for at least as long as recorded history, it's nothing new.
>>196448819that's way better than this one washttps://youtu.be/C8-Yslv4PME?si=1gYa-Rs6wL1M5IF7
>>196448662They have conscription.
>>196448662W-why is she blushing?
>>196448944You get your news from chink and zigger disinfo from /pol/ then
We spend a day when we're around seventeen years old in a nearby barrack and an officer present us the different jobs in the army. We also have some tests to see if we're not completely retarded and they show us something cool (a military plane if we're in an air-base, a dog trainer, a weapon, etc...)It's mandatory but it's a day where you can legally skip school so everyone was pretty happy about going there.It was fourteen years ago so I don't know if it still exist today
>>196449964Kys chang It's literally always a leafThe only reason why you think this image makes U.S. look bad is because it seems realistic to you because the CCP would do something like this when in reality this image is obviously children of service members at a military related event
>>196448662they just offer money, debt erasure, credit and mortgage benefits, early release if you're in prison, plus some regions offer additional money on top of government payments and if that's not enough they can always announce a new mobilisation which would draft everyone who have served conscription in the army
>>196448821>hero of the matchTHEY REAAAAAAALLLLYYY
>>196450361Finns having to do compulsory military training will always feel weird to me. Mandatory military service seems like a practice only seen in thirdie cunts.
Every male and female age 17 receives a letter they have been signed up for military service, but don't have to appear yet.You can be drafted until 45.
>>196448662Up until 1994 we had mandatory military service. But then conscription was banned and ever since then we've been steadily advancing towards demilitarization.>Tl:drThe army doesn't even try anymore
>>196451555So technically everyone already is part of the military. You just don't have to show up right now.
>>196451483i dont get it
>>196448662I was cold approached by a recruiter while working the front counter at a fast food restaurant the other day.ZOG is desperate beyond belief.
>>196451876>while working the front counter at a fast food restaurant He probably thought you were a loser and he was right
>>196451901Oh he wasn't wrong to assume that, but actually doing it indicates to me that Uncle Shlomo really isn't feeling too good these days.
>>196448914she can be a sargeant for my staff, iycwim
>>196451139I'm not him, but yes this is how things work, especially in government, who created these absurd quotas.
>>196449581our Vietnamese are very patriotic
>>196452085>the blonde hair dyeWhy do Asians hate themselves so much?
>>196452337Idk, but I like their natural black hair and their eyes, please stop doing stuff to it.
>>196452005Why would you flip burgers instead of getting a boatload of gibs for life after serving in the military a few years?
>>196452617I will not die for israel
>>196448662they dont so we are soon getting all conscripted
>>196448662You have to do military service when you turn 18 but you can just ignore it, it only really matters if you're going for a government or private security job, before they taught you how to shoot and shit like that but nowadays it's just glorified community service, you can join but i heard that depending on which state you're from they can just tell you that they're not letting you in
>>196453190didn't even know Mexico has conscription, I've never heard of it.
>>196448662via mail
>>196452085Need me a patriotic Vietnamese wife
>>196453190Are there any cute Mexican army girls doing psyops?
>>196448662We have more people apply to join the military than the available slots. So much so that applicants are being rejected due to silly things like misaligned teeth, fingers too short/long, balding head etc.
>>196454467I was reading in India that there is lines of people wanting to join the military for the welfare
>>196454467we reject people for silly things too, you used to be able to just lie but the new medical system made that harder
>>196450337I hope he makes a comic about it
>>196448887I was wondering what business a Nguyen had being in the USMC but this sure explains it.
>>196448662Not very well, they lowered the standards so much that you don’t even have to be a citizen to be an officer
>>196450162Dump truck have arrive
>>196448662Nobara
>>196448662>>196448821>>196448887Do American elite military branches really plaster their recruiting ads with the only mildly attractive female NCO and use her image and likeness to bait the idea of recruits getting to have sex with her?The cartoon version is blushing with fuck-me eyes, this shit is wild.
>>196448662Korean military is fucked with the catastrophically low birth rate.
>>196456202>elite military brancheswtf are you talking about
>>196456202They know what today's men care about
>>196456202I'd rather have the psyop egirls bring me over than that anime drawing of their 44 year old officer
>>196454467Its the opposite for us they are conscripting even disabled people now.
>>1964562021. There are no "elite" branches here. The Marines are the most underfunded, undertrained, and underequipped branch.2. Most of the time what recruiters do is cold approach high schoolers and bug them with texts until you make it clear you're not willing to join. The type of ads they use changes up a lot but they're using pussy now because some higher up thought that the poors would care more to join if a relatable anime loving hottie was in with them.
>>196449410You only need a green card to enlist in the US military. You get a citizenship as a reward.
>>196451139Says the redditor that gets his disinfo from retarded talking points he heard from other leftoids online.
>>196456202>elite military branches>Marines>eliteThe only "elite" branch of the military is the Air Force and that's because that's where all the money is dumped.
>>196456687>The only "elite" branch of the military is the Air Forceretard
>work as a contractor>Use personal phone with military members>They send my phone number to their friends to try to reach their recruitment goals
>>196456325It’s because you won’t breed
>>196456202>1 person does quirky gay anime card of themselves >AHHH ITS A PSYOP ITS POLICY!!!!!
>>196448662sexo
>>196456288She looks so much better without the fake freckles.
>>196457566I can't find any of that so that's all I can post
>>196450763uhm ackhtuallly! historically speaking European armies were made up of nobles and middle class men since only they could afford training and armour! armies only went over too the conscription model after the invention of the musket
>>196448662They hardly ever do. Like they'll show up to a school career thing and have tv ads and that's the end of it
>>196458126you guys have a cool army hat
>>196457566>>196456288shes Peruvian btw
>>196460046>peruviandis nigga ain't peruvianif she was she would look like Olmec>inb4 American Grasp of Historyshut the fuck up nigger they all look like Olmec. You seem them on TV, I see them everyfuckingwhere
>>196448819I was ze replenisher
>>196458091That's cringe since slaves should die for their noblemen
>>196460219she says doe
>>196448662They go to schools, show off tgeir equipment at public festivals and have a strong online presence but that's it.
>>196460286what do they do if someone calls them a nazi. Do they have to apologize
>>196460311They will rither ignore, try to beat you up or take it as a compliment. Depends on the location and the individual soldier.
>>196448662They send us a letter, we go the recruitment office, and then we serve for 3 yearsno questions asked
>>196460247Sla- I mean serfs were tied to the land and you couldn't legally move them so they couldn't be in the army. Besides why should they get to experience the thrill of killing and raping?
>>196458091ermmm im gonna have to fact check you there. levies made up a vast majority of the forces.
I'd pop a stiffy in her office. Fucking sex sex sexy whore
>>196448662>pls join the MarinesAnon, she's calling you a retard.
>>196448662>You like to shoot big guns?>We have just the thing for you!They take a fucking tank and parade it trough the capital and tka it to schools.
>>196448662TIGHT BROWN POONTANG
>>196448662No, I showed up to their recruiting place just to get some information and It wasnt like I imagined it, I expected it to be a bit like what I heard is in the US where they try to get you to join and try to be persuasive.It was the soldier and me and a bunch of guys standing, the guy was just like "do you have the documents you need?" Some did, I didnt I wanted some information, "well here are the documents you need, come back with the documents". Like there is no effort, there must be having tons more people trying to join that spaces.I never went back
>>196453899There are spoke girls but not really psyops, no need for it
>>196466115*Tons more people trying to join than spaces for them
>>196448662>How does the military recruit in your country?They don't.
>>196448662I remember in high school two soldiers came in to talk about joining the military and one of us kids asked if you get to kill people which all made us piss ourselves laughing.
>>196448662They come at job fares.They have public events to draw attention.At Camerone celebration they would teach you to shoot with bb guns.
>>196461138wtf I thought they only make jeans?
>>196448821>>196448662how do you pronounce nguyen
>>196468300The g is silent
>>196467808ces chapeaux sont vraiment stupides
>>196449637what if i refuse
>>196469557
>>196448821>>196448887>>196450162>>196456095Is a happy ending from mama-san too much to ask??????????
