"queen of heaven" edition>>196443971previous
>>196451410good edition
Europe knows how to do religious paintings
3nd for Olivia
What's with all the gay threads in the catalog?
popped a tylenol and my back still hurts
I wish bread was real
mumberg takes a sip of alcohol and instantly turns in to a demon. alcoholism is so grim what a shitty way to kill yourself
i experience constant physical and emotional torture with no relief therefrom. thank you for reading my whinepost
>>196451531Yeah but it makes the time go by faster
>>196451502cuckservatives are dunking on fags
Poilievre is going to have a harper length PM run, it's amazing how bad Trudeau messed up, simply astounding.
Doing some mouth breathing
Warm weather sucks. Bugs are back, forest fire smoke in the air already and normgroids are happy
>>196451643That's in Cambridge I've been there
>>196451504same desu my lower back has been hurting a lot lately
Neighbour fucking with the walls again Holding in my farts to do them every time he does this
Random selfies because she was thinking of me while at work.
where the hell is everyone
>>196451772Hello!
>>196451768don't post this shit here brother i come to /cum/ explicitly to avoid being reminded of the things i'll never have. save it for your diary
>>196451803I believe in you, brother.
>>196451768super cute anon i love that for you
I don't support either side in the israel palestine thing m8s
>>196451858Me either but unfortunately my tax dollars do so...
>>196451772The Mother of God is keeping away scoundrels and eurosoylents
>>196451772im here im just watching youtube
>>196451643fuking normgroids>>196451772we're at the mass kool aid drinking /cum/ meet up because warm weather is trash. this is the last time summer is going to fuck us with its shitty fashion trends and stupid fuck kids being loud outside
Hating Summer is reddit inb4 >waaah the wildfiresNot my fault California is modern day sodom and gommorrah
>>196451868ai is getting crazy
pumping the limp bizkit on the speakers
>>196451929based
Just learned one of my neighbors has been shit-talking my dad. If I could get away with it I would definitely kick the ever-living shit out of him
It has never been so over https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1783277581946769768
how low IQ are you that youre still following a grifter like Kanye
>>196451957You're hard
>>196451979WHERE ARE MY YZY PODS? I ORDERED THEM IN FEBRUARY FUCK
>>196451868i can change them
>WHERE ARE MY YZY PODS?
need Olivia gf to sit on my face pronto
>>196450902>>196451596How come the Jews could do to Arabs what Americans failed in doing for all those years if not decades?
Why don't they Palestinians just rape Jews to replace the babies they lost
Anyone read random Wikipedia pages of women and think about how they could have saved them? Women are queens and deserve love.Pic related, the last Empress of China, died in a pool of her own urine after being imprisoned.
>>196452185no. i hope many more women meet a similar end
It's nice riding in the rain sometimes. Fresh smell of petrichor and the patter of rain drops hitting your visor
>>196452211I love driving in the rain, or just parking my car and listening it hit the roof. I guess it helps it hardly rains at all for like 70% of the year
I'm fuckin excited to buy a nice ass dishwasher and induction cooktop I'm old as hell
real semen slurper in Toronno
>>196452211>petrichor>a pleasant smell that frequently accompanies the first rain after a long period of warm, dry weather.i didn't know there was a word for this
>>196452232It rains throughout most of the year here but I don't usually get tired of it. Really just towards the end of winter when I'm excited for the mountains to open back up but it's still months away
>>196452395me and wholove this pic
What's the point of hating women?
>>196452408What's the point of liking w*men?
>>196452408If you hate women enough, you can ignore your own faults.
have removed my pants
*plays rimworld for 20 hours straight*whats your addiction?
>>196452408Women seem wicked when you are lonely
My unqualified neet ass has been searching for a job for a year, and now a guy messaged my indeed account at 1:30 am to ask if I'm scared of heights and interested in a "sign installer" position. I don't mind the work but I am scared of heights, and these blue collar boomers never abide by the proper safety precautions. I'm not sure if I want to try it. He sent me images of the work, and it looks like they use safety precautions, but I can feel my knees getting weak just looking at them. I think I'm going to say "heights are ok as long as the necessary safety precautions are in place" just so he knows I care about that shit.
>>196452482it used to be runescape but Im like a year or so clean
>>196452408What's the point of hating?
>>196452408being closeted homos
>>196452408it's an act of self defense. if you don't guard yourself against women they'll do something cruel to you
>>196452497good job finding a job anon
>>196452497Time to conquer your fears. Fallpro is ez it's a one day course.
>ruins
>>196452497just don't agree to anything you're uncomfortable with good luck anon
>>196452513Well that's the nature of human relationships, you have to be vulnerable to have any relationship and indeed sometimes you get hurt.
Which way does /cum/ sleep
We just may have anti-Israel riots soon
>>196452497Nah I'm sure they follow the procedures if it's an even semi legit business. No one wants to risk a recordable on their shift. Even if you're afraid of heights, you can probably overcome it with confidence in your fall arrest gear (just make sure you keep your leg straps snug or kiss your nuts goodbye). My old shift partner was absolutely petrified of heights, but he'd still climb into the man lift with me or over the side of cranes etc. It was kind of a riot watching him sometimes, though. He always made me drive
>>196452575a little bit of 2 and a little bit of 4
>>196452575for some reason I can only sleep on my stomach. I think I need weighted blankets
>rimworld is not about rimjobsLame
>>196452575Back Chad reporting
with people in my life it's always either that they're ignoring me or mocking me. it's hard to say which of those hurts more
https://twitter.com/InternetH0F/status/1783106152110166519
I'll stand side by side with antifa trannies against the zogbots if thats what it takes
>>1964525752 and 4
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>196452647Cringe
>laffs
theyre afraid
everyone please pray to god or vishnu or whatever you believe in to please explode a latent aneurysm in my brain tonight while i'm sleeping
>>196452726anon no :<
>>196452592>Be huge /new/tard circa 2009 or so in high school>Talk about how Israel is an apartheid state, how the Jews control Hollywood and the banks>Get called a Nazi, some people refuse to speak to me>Fast forward>Now hating Israel is coolI need a fuckin PBR and a plaid shirt because I hated Israel before it was cool
the hell iz wrong with chu nigga?!
>>196452482Dota 2I used to be addicted to Rimworld but I quit because there was no challenge since I would reload a save everytime something bad happened
>>196452678Lol I'm pretty sure you've sucked a guys penis before. And never had a girl suck it. That's sexy AF. I get too scared of men's faces to appreciate their giant fucksticks. Ive been checking the bathrooms at the parks for holes but haven't found one. Very interested in joining the ranks of being a blowjob queen.
>>196452518Fallpro? >>196452594I was in HVAC and those fucks never used safety precautions. You'd be laughed at for bringing it up
>>196452262did you buy a Bosch? they make great dishwashers
Jewsraelis get eaten alive by their own monster tbqh
>>196452773Fall protection
most heterosexual torontono resident
The South African girl isn't in to me.I didn't ask, but she always refers to me as a "friend", and talked a lot about her ex boyfriend.It's over.Feel like I must be ugly since this has happened to me with like 15 different women
Was mean to an American a bit hard but it was am important battery
I cant wait for tiktok to get banned so subhuman goshklin can stop spamming them all over the site
>>196452726
I'm hulking up
>>196452787damn she is ugly
>>196452742you know when you have a dog they say when they have more bad days than good days it's time to give him a lethal injection i have not had anything like a good day that i can even recollect so it's a moral thing to invoke gods mercy and ask him to smite me
>>196452575I alternate between all four about every 5 minutes
I'm finding ants EVERYWHERE.
>>196452838HELL YEAH, BROTHER-HH
>>196452721They literally proved that Harvard is taken over THEN
>>196452838You letting your daughter fuck black dudes?
>>196452861There are lots of ants in the garden pavement cracks i dug up!
cum = oiler country
Put drop dumplings in my soup tonight.
>oh, this indie game looks go->another card gameJust stop already.
I LOVE BOOBIES
>>196452893hockey town, bitch
>>196452920When's the next red wing game?
>>196452941it WOULD be Friday if the flyers werent bitch niggas
>>196452851Yeah we're being stolen from. The Jews were promised sex and an apartment building, and I want it.
Incapable of living with people, of speaking. Complete immersion in myself, thinking of myself. Apathetic, witless, fearful. I have nothing to say to anyone - never.
>>196453044:(
Let me guess, you want more?
>>196453071Post tits
>>196453071Born into darkness who brings the light and I just need to get through this
>>196453044Yeah you don't have sex. So, what we have here is hell. And, 666 is written in print at interesting places. This suggests were in a prison. We are being stolen from. Somebody kidnapped us to torture us.
>>196453071Drug addicts live on each side of the street I bet It's all about location anon
>>196453071I bet it gets drafty
spooky looking spider ran in my door when I came back infortunately he stayed near the door and I was able to let him out without combat
bros... Abigail or Robin?
>>196453110probably worse: blahpipos
>paying for therapyLMAO they admit you for free
>>196452721UM EXCUSE ME ANON ARE YOU BROWN? HUH? ARE YOU BROWN? HUH HUH? YOU BROWN? CAUSE ONLY A BROWNOID WOULD CARE! fucking antisemite...YOU BROWN BRO?
Going to spend way too much money on this trip, but it's worth it.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>torono
>>196452809im so sorry anon, you don't have to go into details if you don't wanna but you didn't confess to her? was it that clear that she wasn't into you? i really hate that for you :<<<>>196452875where did you find this picture of me?
>>196453248t. browntown
you're done goyplease present your bum to the nearest zogbot for spankings
>>196453288I did not confess to her. It's kind of clear, I mean in the past she's talked to me about guys she was dating. That's like friendzone 101 right?Also she's my aunts au pair so I risk more by confessing to her if she doesn't feel the same way. I'd feel bad too because I'm one of the only platonic friends she has here. But being around her will start getting painful fast if I don't make up my mind or just tell her
Cucky cheese
Summer soon and the zoomies will be clogging the gym :/
oh this feels just like the 1930s.... 1930s GERMANY
>>196453358>>196453419
>>196453362fuck her anon, you dont owe her shittell either start dating you or fuck off
>>196453432Give her more of the drug to see wgat happens
I had kind of a similar problem once and it still bothers me. Met a girl I saw every day in passing and we started talking a lot Everytime we saw each other. Even exchanged phone numbers to hang out, which we started doing. Thing is we were both in relationships at the time, but it seemed to me like she wasn't entirely happy and I know I wasn't either. I tried to gauge what she was looking for but every time I tried digging a little deeper she would push back a little. It seemed clear to me she wanted to be friends and that's it, so I kinda just dropped it. A few years ago by and I buy a house with the girl I was with, and immediately after the other girl asks me if it was kind of a sudden thing or if I had been planning on this for awhile, and after that she doesn't really talk to me anymore. Feels bad man
>>196453432People act like she's wrong for doing this She's in a extremely hard position, maybe doesn't have anyone for support (who does) and goes to social media for encouragement, and validation that she did the right thingShe might just be attention whoring, but that would be assuming the worst of a stranger. That's her mom, I think she means more to her than internet points. Altogether she is probably working through the trauma
friend accidentally passed me a chestcold, and gave me the last eigth or so of a bottle of christrian brothers brandy to make up for it. it's pretty good. just sipping on it as i play quake. hope everyone is doing well
What the fuck is this "confessing" bullshit? You aren't the MC of some bad seasonal high school anime. Just ask her out on a date.
>>196453432Why live as a vegetable. Why would you want that for anyone.
>>196453503Separation is hard, anon.
soon
>>196453515Women tend to lack forethought. Letting go now is far easier than not letting go and dealing with the consequences for 50 years
>>196453613That's true. Therefore, remember she's only a woman. That isn't in her control so don't expect her to behave or think like a man. Or be confused/upset when she acts like a woman.
>>196452408only males that hate women are troons or fags
>>196453362this is a really tough situation and im afraid to give advice because i don't know you, her or any of the context other than what you're telling me, did anything happen in particular today that made you feel this way? didn't you guys have some plans soon?
gay people and women should have more rights than normal peopleand trans should have even more rights than that
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>196453526phew buddy
>>196453699You're American, why are you running for Canadian Prime Minister?
>LAFFS
holy shit this game
>>196453719Somebody has to save Canada
Just learned I can’t reveal my power level to my little brother
>>196453751What happened
>>196453683The plans were the dinner we went to tonight. I guess there were several opportunities where her or I could have indicated interest but no one said anything. We'll probably hangout again soon, but she mentioned inviting her other friend. I mean whatever I'm moving in 3 months anyway so this was guaranteed to end in heart break but I would have enjoyed a little romantic time with her. But it's fine, I'm over it!
>>196453763>sone faggot neighbor reports me for minor shit >talk about how much of a weasel he is>”you know that’s the great thing about working out now, I know I could fucking murder old faggots like him”>”wtf anon don’t say that, that’s messed up”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj9R2wdo4iI
>>196453808psychosis isn't a power level anon, you're just deranged
>>196453808I would also be uncomfortable if someone said that to me
kind of a night and day reaction between this and the summer of love protests
>>196453840there are protests?
>>196451410work event is over and now it's time to get ready for bed. i didn't expect so much walking, should have worn more comfortable shoes since my ankles are rubbed raw now.
>>196453808>For minor shitWhat did you do?
My Knights will win tonight.
A dog is barking outside
Border Patrol agents remain unable to access the border in Eagle Pass 100 days since Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R-TX) ordered the state military to fence the area to prevent federal police from cutting through state-installed barbed wire.Federal law enforcement has been locked out of a strip of the border in south-central Texas since Jan. 10, when Abbott ordered National Guard soldiers to install 6-foot fences around Shelby Park, city land situated next to the Rio Grande.Despite threats from the Department of Homeland Security of legal action if the state did not relent and allow Border Patrol agents access to the border, the Biden administration has not escalated the court fight.
>>196453882WRONG
Americans are posting their imaginary maps of annexing us again, y'all are so down bad
>>196453804>but no one said anything i think that’s where you come in >i’m moving away in 3 months anyway where are you going ? i mean yeah if you’re gonna move then that’s kind of a short time frame so you might be right there but idk this kind of stuff isn’t logical like that it just happens >but it’s fine I’m over it! that’s not how it works anon >.> i promise you it will hurt for way longer if you feel like you didn’t tie a bow on it and get some closure . not pressuring you but just speaking from experience that closure is so important
>US migrant crisis shifts from Texas to California border
>>196453852glad you made it home safe you dirty little drunk driver, gn!
>>196453941Why would we annex something we already control? What would be the purpose?
The Ranger Vets are on their way from Baja
>>196453964Why do I keep getting excess medical supplies you idiot
>>196453961Literally a bot reply in those threads. Say the one about how Quebec is super trad and based next, that one is my favourite.
>the hamlet of toronto
>>196454002I don't even know what threads you're talking about.
>>196454002>how Quebec is super trad and basedWhere do they even come up with this?
>>196453960good night
why is there no 4chan app on the app store im tired of using safari to post on my phone
>>196453943Yeah i know I'm a messNext time I see her I'll ask her on a date. Or i could just text her...
>>196454024There's two on the 'log and happen frequently, stop trying to downplay it and admit you're super horny for us
took my temperature, and it was 104.8. but i was wearing thick clothes and laying on bed under some blankets. changed into lighter clothes and it's now hanging around the 101.3 area. took some ibuprofen and Tylenol, and i am going to go to the doctor as soon as they open tomorrow morning.
>>196453941Quebec WILL become part of New Hampshire and there's nothing that will stop New Hampshire from taking over the entire eastern seaboard
I want to have muttoid babies with Zendaya
more like Poo hampshire
>>196454113get well soon
>>196454039Actually ask her on a date and don't make it a text. Women want men to be intentional when pursuing them. If you aren't, they'll be confused by your intentions and/or turned off by your lack of confidence. Tell her, "Let's have a dinner date at ______. I have reservations for Saturday at 7." It doesn't have to be dinner, but whatever it is you have to have something planned and make your intentions clear.
>>196454034should've got a poordroid
>>196454039it would probably be for the best, you just need some closure one way or the other . you’re not a mess this kinda stuff is hard awkward and embarrassing . and if you’re leaving in a few months anyway, what have you got to lose ? you can still preserve the friendship even if she isn’t interested too . it’s happened to me before that someone platonic to me “ had to tell me something important” and we still stayed friends so it’s not impossible . i wish you the absolute best anon
>>196454113get well anon glad you’re going to the doc
>>196454113This dude has the bubonic plague
>>196454175nothing works on android you can’t like facetime people and stuff they’ll be like “oh yeah just download samsung video or whatsapp” and the videos androids send are super low quality over text i just want everything to work and not have my group chats be broken
>>196454270nobody wants to look at your ugly mug anyway
>>196454118do NOT understand the infatuation with this pure mid bitch
>>196454288Let's be nice
>>196454288yeah tell that to your mom lol
>>196454270I really can't stand the apple ui but they do a pretty good job of making some of the functions seamless, I'll give them that. They are made for people with zero technical attitude and to that end they function flawlessly
>>196454118have some self-respect, anon. you deserve better.
Poo comes out of my bum hole
>>196454335>fat disgusting slob /cum/cel deserves better than an A+ list actress
>>196454367the slow descent into /brit/ tier posting
In 12 days of No Fap I have ...>gotten a great opportunity offered to me at work>gotten better sleep>met a great girl I'm going on a date withI will never cum again.
my new hot coworker asked me for my instagram to add me to this cool gc for our shared hobby and she never ended up adding me to it and liked my storyAm I gonna finally make it or is the boss using her to stalk me?
>>196454393he deserves better than zendaya.
>>196454330i know it’s a meme but it really does just work . it’s annoying to be in a group chat with an android user because then just being there breaks the whole thing . like if you wanna react with a heart emoji to something it will send a message that says (whole phone number) reacted “heart” to (entire message they’re reacting to)
>>196454406Just ask her on a date, dummy.
>>196454394I think I pulled my groin whacking off yesterday
>>196454406follow her back dude
>>196454372what happens in that little portuguese sliver of massachusetts. i assume it's brazilians
Currently trying to develop my own film
>>196454432i literally just met her yesterday thats rushing it>>196454452i did, im thinking i should try and get closer to her at work but im slow in the head and this never works
Im reading a book on how the beatnik generation came to be >Keroauc, ginsberg, Burroghs, Carr>all gay>all had a traumatic/molestation episode in their childhood>all turned into drug addicts and perverted freaksit really makes you think how this changed the american dream
>>196454503just hang out with her at work and be funny and cultivate a friendship that’s all it takes
>>196454503You already know you have a common hobby and she has already indicated some interest in you. Just talk to her. See if she wants to join you during your lunch break.
>>196454499That's pretty neat, seeing dark rooms from old tv shows always looked like a cool process to me
jason is the biggest faggot on earth
>>196454503What's the shared hobby?
>>196454570Idk about that this nigga next to me has been trying to untangle his film for 20 minutes lmao
everybody STFU, Im watching my animes
>>196454538>>196454555ok im gonna try this, i feel like we clicked really well already>>196454592i dont want to say what if one of the 9 posters here is here and she realizes its me? and i dont think you guys would like it anyways or if i told you the truth about "her"
Dallas did a thing
Knights did a thing
>>196454660you don't have to share the hobby anon just be cordial and nice to her and everything will go swimmingly especially if you guys already click like that, good luck :>
>>196454660>if i told you the truth about "her"You should date a real woman, anon. Don't settle for a tranny.
>>196454663:)>>196454694:(
>>196454717i didn't even pick up on that lol but he can date whoever he wants it doesn't matter
>>196454660>what if someone on this anonymous image board knows I like [[common hobby]] and figures out it's meUhmm alright dude keep your secrets. Just making conversation
goshpedo tier post
>>196454695THX>>196454717Shes not, i just think someones setting me up i dont think its real it seems to good to be true women dont just start working for you and start acting like this lol
>>196454660I mean no judgement but if I'm picking up what you're laying down then you really having nothing to fear in that case, most are dying for that sort of attention
>>196454782Why would anyone care enough to set you up? And set you up for what?>hahaha look at anon, he is attracted to an attractive woman!I don't get what you're worried about.
>>196454782>someones setting me upi really really don't think so who would gain anything from that
>>196454770fucking nice
Misfortune follows me
>>196454856I can glitch a mew into my pokemon red cart but I dont have a trade cable
>>196454782don't listen to these fools, it's a set up. proceed with caution
>>196454884lmfao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSElLHAMFd8
>>196454849Careful man someone might notice you've been to a public place and dox you
Anime of the year
>>196454982fucking what? also why or how?
>>196455054just ordered 15 gangstalkers in unmarked red sedans to your location
hello
LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT THE HUNS
>>196455083ahoy hoy
>>196455083
>>196455069cool, I got beers and rum
you guys think having fun will become a trend again?
>>196455054I was just kidding since the guy was worried sharing a common hobby would somehow dox him
>>196455112no i think good times are over for good
>>196455112no. libshits have decided having fun is bad because some sad thing is happening somewhere in the world and you have to be sad about it or you're a bad person
Welcome to cum hotel and casino
you all have cute and sexy bussies
>>196455115it was a foreign tourist trap anyways
>>196455167
>>196455156where's the craps table
>>196455167you're just saying that
>>196455167I wish your retarded ass was a tall hot blonde
>>196455183i won 250 dollars on a slot machine when i was in new orleans :>>>196455192lmfao
O hell ya I found the wrench I thought I lost forever ago. I'm stoked
>>196455183Sorry the craps tables are closed tonight but we do have poker, blackjack, and roulette
>>196455192Untrue>>196455197Maybe after hrt
>>196455231but craps is my bread and butter...
>>196455224what are you gonna wrench first to celebrate
>>196455231put it all on red
>>196455100for fifteen?
>>196455241I'll probably just use it as a hammer again ngl
>>196452814Is that your fursona?
>>196455197I'm a tall hot blond.
>>196455295actually yes, I buy six 30 packs at a time, and plenty of rum
>>196455231>>196455231HIT ME
>>196455356why not just get a real hammer eh
>>196454406just say to her verbatim, 'ayo ma, whu u dihn't add me to the group chat senpai, you tryna keep me all to yourself huh? haaaaaaaaaah' report back
>>196455433hell yeah dude
>>196455428I have that too but sometimes the wrench you have on you is better than the hammer you dont
next thread is gonna be saturn devouring his son and that's the last request i have to get through so after this i need suggestions again
>>196455468The Tower of Babel by Bruegel
>>196455468make one in memory of the victims of alcohol abuse and make it deadly serious and not funny or lighthearted at all
>>196455433shes gonna think im some weird creep
>>196455484dont actually do that
>>196455393o fuck let me come over i'm a lightweight
>>196455480got it >>196455482uhhh i don't know about that desu
>>196455468What about Alf eating a cat?
>>196455391Hit me up bb
>>196455520that might be something you would have to ai generate idk if that exists
>>196455516you just made so many victims roll in their graves
>>196455534
>>196455556lmfao
>>196455391with a penis?
>>196455652new one post early
>>196455516Here's another in light of recent events itt
>>196454372Makes sense.
>>196454372
This one makes more sense as to who's who.
>>196455522yeah but I'm a dude so