If you HAD to kill a Finnish person, how would you do it in your country?
>>196453420i would smother him with love and affection
death march north of Woomera
>>196453420What's the best way to die? I guess I'd pay a prostitute to smother him with her tits
>>196453420lock them in sauna
>>196453420Make them eat juicy Hesburgers until they exploded
>>196453420Turn the sauna to 100 C and lock the door.
>>196453420>>196453446What you gonna do about it Bruce
Is the gallow considered humane? I would only use a humane way of execution. Now, if the person was Italian on the other hand..
>>196453547proper gallows result in a quick death. very humane.
>>196453420battle to the death with a swedeif he wins, he gets to fight another swedeeither swedes go extinct or that suomi dies eventually
>>196453521It's the Aussie Poojeet trying to start drama.
>>196453601That would still leave us more than theres pipo littlethuania.
>>196453547Thank you Germany, my greatest ally.
>>196453647I know
I am 5% finnish and proud of it. they are my brothers in arms. I would never kill a Finn.
>>196453521This. FUCK Brucey gonna do, huh!?
>>196453420massive suicide bombing at a large football event or concert in stockholm
>>196453892SEXXXXXXXXX
>>196453420Gas chambers with vaporized vodka
With kindness.
>>196453420we would die side by side in battle fighting off endless hordes of anti-finns, staring into each others' eyes in pools of our own blood until we breathe our last breaths.
>>196453647done him
>>196453420I would ass fuck them will my massive cock and split them in half
horrible thread
>>196453420I would smother him in kisses
>>196453420
>>196453420Finns dont look like that anymore
I would invite him over for a full three course dinner complete with salmon soup, all those sausages they like and a bunch of vodka. Then towards the end of the end of the feast i would pour him another drink. But this one with a fist of sleeping pills grinded down into it. Then i would ask him about his childhood. His mom, his dad. The house he grew up in. The sweets his mom would bake. We would come to an agreement that the moment he wakes up the next day he's gonna call his mother. Then as he's getting light headed, and would offer to sleep on my couch. I would give him a cigarette and then stay with him untill he falls into a deep unwaking slumber
>>196453420Stop fantasizing about killing Finns you fucking anti-fennite
>>196457852Name one thing wrong with that. In fact, I'm doing it right now.
>>196457209>I would invite him over for a full three course dinner complete with salmon soup, all those sausages they like and a bunch of vodkaAll the while the finn waits upstairs?
>>196457009we are evolving
>>196453420High speed car crash into a tree while we listen to music and blast through country roads with worn out tires. He would die and I would go to jail for a few years and feel remorse for the rest of my life but never lose the memory of our good times together.Thank you Finland.
>>196460979https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbvWn1EY6g
>>196453420i would grab the corpses of a hundred swedes to fuel a sauna that is filled with sleeping gas, the finn will pass away peacefully doing what he loves.
>>196453420I would make him die of old age
>>196453420>>196456987What's stopping the finn from climbing out of the pot of shit
bad thread
>>196453420whoever invented ananas pizza
>>196453420I would lock the Finn in a tiny room with a chatty American on the other side of the (unbreakable) glass doorWould only be a matter of time before the inevitable happens
>>196453420Throw them in the middle of Bangladesh and see them die of social anxiety.
>>196461945 Could be us if I were forced to kill a finn.
every time one of his countrymen makes an abhorrent thread his food rations are subtracted until they reach 0
>>196453420By not paying attention to him