lupine edition
i'm addicted to big black clit
squeak squeak
>>196456974>>196456983>>196456983>>196456983
The nettle has toppled over under its own weight but is still purple on the underside - false mildew?!
hex to hess
>>196456993
>>196457020I think he's just resting
Hi, I'm just wondering have you got anything like, sort of punk-y, electronica kind of grime, kind of like new-wave grime, kind of maybe like more broken beats, like kind of W-broken beats but a little bit kindof soulful... like kind of drum-and-bass-y, but kind of more broken drum and bass, like kind of broken beats with like break-beat kind of brokendom bass kind of...do you know what I mean?
>>196457030>ending a question with "no?"as if it wasn't already obvious enough he is a runtish little faggot
Urtica chamaedryoides !!
>>196457054https://youtu.be/LVCUqd5izt8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4azbl96BJY
finishing a question with "no?" really is quite passive aggressive when you think about itlacks directness
listnin to smiffs
i aint the kinda nigga to be kind to niggas
Weird that my nettles are native to South America, Mexico, and Florida, but i AM am American
>>196457122It's the same type of people who start a sentence with "I mean, [actual opinion]" instead of just saying their actual opinionjust cowardly runts who don't want to put out their actual thoughts in case someone disagrees with them because they are scared of confrontation
Good night brit !>>196457152Mean
>>196457139good lad!
>>196457191gnight cxxx
>>196457170he has posted a mouse
no mice
moose
rugby league
Got my weed, my lucky charms cereal, and my iPad with Rick n Morty.The wife is out of town on a business trip, and I got Dominoes pizza vouchers for din dins tonight.
>>196457234(empty mice carton)you don't have any mice
>eating peanuts with your fingersbro what are you doing?use a spoon
>>196457311where the hell do you get Lucky Charms in Australia though
>>196457435wat
>>196457234
Well, Rorke?
>>196457457if I'm sitting down on the couch to chow on some peanuts while watching a movie or reading a book, why would I want to get salt all over my fingers?
Baaaaaaased
have you ever done sat in a bando, looked at the cats and felt so sickhave you ever done a grip on a rambo, got no sheath, it's cutting your dickgot war with the pagans, staying equipped, backing your yank and dipping up prickstaking their soul and doing up ritz, 666if you saw what i did that day in ********* park you'd stay at homei backed my blade, i grabbed his neck, i splashed him down, i felt his bones
I ain't readin allat
>>196457486You’re supposed to serve peanuts in your coke bottle, per Dixieland
>>196457501good.
A man and his sentient napkin friend save the world from a dark evil in a cabin deep in the Utah mountains, and also learn to love
Called to Rome to stop an imminent terrorist bombing, a soldier desperately seeks news of his imprisoned brother — a rebel with knowledge that could thwart the attack. Navigating the capital's darkened streets, he races to a series of ominous encounters to keep the Vatican from being blown to bits.
now that's a crest
>>196457562dude's like "what the fuck is this wheel man where's the rest of the train" haha
>>196457571ahaha yeah
Indian men deserve access to white womens pussies and mouths but you guys aren't ready to have that conversation yet
wagwan for battyman
>>196457562Britisher Railways
>>196457501Why would more state control of our lives be a good thing?
also good
>>196457604as opposed to what, corporate control of your life?
>>196457476What movie is this?
>>196457604nationalisation of railways almost always means lower prices for taxpayer-commuters and more punctual services as opposed to privatised networks
>>196457624pretty sure its the ninth gate
>>196457636actually it's the sequel, the tenth gate
>>196457501also pledged: a billion pakis
>>196457605Your thoughts?
>>196457668invested money in these niggas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax4TDQK9Bg4
>>196457655Same as Tories then?
Did you know that Canada still has federally-sanctioned ancapistan private police forces run by large corporations :)
>>196457740hactually they have pledged no pakis same as always
>>196457751
over status?
>>196457777
>>196457751no. not surprising
>>196457784it's 6:30am, is this really what you do first thing in the morning
>>196457784
>>196457805haven't gone to sleep innit
>>196457668haha nice>>196457751mental how they're active in the US too
England finally leading the world in something
in mass effect 1, shepard is a lieutenant commander and kaidan is a staff lieutenant, meaning shepard is his superiorin mass effect 2, they are both staff commandersin mass effect 3, kaidan has been promoted to major while shepard is still a staff commander, weird to think kaidan outranks you now and still follows your orders anyway
>>196457808
>>196457824reminds me of the webm of that pintman watching his grandson scull a pintalthough pintman's probably an understatement, bloke looked like a human keg
>>196457826in 2024 you're a virgin
>>196457824Are they whining about middle class parents giving their teenage kids a glass of wine or whatever with dinner? Surely they don’t mean parents normalizing binge drinking for 13yos
>>196457826is kaidan the bloke that dies in me1 if you save the lasscause I don't think I've ever seen him in my me2 or 3 playthroughs but it's been a few years and my memory is hazy
>>196457850lost my v plates in 2019 at the tender age of 24 tbfstill haven't got my p plates curiously enough
>>196457835
haha
>>196457864>2019 was five years ago
>>196457865They really are like a virus, the pair of them
>>196457864>haven't got my p platespissing illegally then are we?
>>196457863yeah you have to choose between him and ashleyif you save ashley (who at the time was a gunnery sergeant), she's become lieutenant commander by me3 so you still outrank her
>>1964578792023 was 11 years ago >>196457668
>>196457882shh shh keep it on the DL mate
trying to figure out why trannies love New Vegas and I figured it's because the main story is all about clearcut categorised political ideologies, which appeals to the autistic mind. same reason they like HOI4 and the "political compass"
mornin
>>196457940hi
What age did you lose your virginityFor me it was when I was 21 back in 2013
>>196457936TroonOut: New Vagina
just sneezed all over my laptop screen
>>196457940hello>>196457952hello
>>196457956I'm a 23 year old virgin
>>196457961it's a good gamejust annoying when trannards have the same hobbies and likes as based gamer raciststwo sides of the same incel I guess
reddit women disgust my good selfquite like women generally though
hashtag good morning
>>196457956Lost mine at 18. Not sure whether or not that should be embarrassing. Pretty sure it’s spot-on average for this country, and being average is generally an embarrassment in other respects, like height or wealth. On the other hand, from an r/K selection perspective, getting active at 12 or 13 is pretty wog-tier.
>>196457981heya
thought my assignment was due fri but it was actually due 3rd of next month swear a mandela effect happened
>>196457995yeah they are sickening
>>196457956TBA
>>196458014it's actually called the "miranda effect"
gunning for wizardhood this year boys wish me luck
>>196458006virginity and the age you lost it is literally only important at all to virgins or those who have only recently lost their virginity I've not thought about losing my virginity in years. it was probably the least important part of my sexual development
crazy how shit my life is haha
>>196458014fr fr on god fr bussin fr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA5PWRPeMOkremember these lads
Mental how Dwayne Johnson gets paid hundreds of millions to do this a dozen times a year
need something super refreshing tropical fruit ice limes
>>196458095cup of tea you wog
>>19645800617-18 is when most normal people lose it, I was a little late at 21
>>196458095Ginger aleLove me ginger ale
>>196458089lol
you may NOT post the mice
too tired to do anythingnot tired enough to sleepin agony
having a cup of tea as we speak
job centre in a bit then driving lesson later
>>196458191money earned, a skill learnt. a clue gained
>>196458034Used to laugh at this meme as a teenager and think "no matter how socially retarded I am it will happen eventually lol"Haven't been laughing so much since hitting my mid 20's and still being on the path
>>196458034>>196458203your time will come lads
>>196458203>>196458236already there it's not so bad
I'm unironically a 30 year old virgin. I've never touched a woman's breast or exchanged messages with a woman or been on a date.
Every time we touch, I get this feelingEvery time we touch, I swear I can fly
>>196458256how’d you manage that
>>196458264I'm shy, I don't have friends and so I don't go out. It's that easy. Also unemployed so I don't get exposed to women at the workplace although I am trying to get back into work.
>>196458256how'd you manage that
finally, it's happened to rorkeright in front of his faceand he just can't hide it
wish i could smoke a single cigarette in perpetuity. just one long eternal draw and the big bang of nicotine rushes.
>>196458290I'm shy, I don't have friends and so I don't go out. It's that easy. Also unemployed so I don't get exposed to women at the workplace though I am trying to get back into work.
>>196458285what have you been up to the last ten years
downloadin ai upscaled del boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KCbqhJt16k
>>196458056I find girls ask about that kind of shit a lot, specifically in the context of a relationship. I prefer silly answers, like telling them I’m still a virgin, when they’re asking me after we’ve already had sex.
>>196458285don’t see how you could’ve gone through school and uni never having exchanged messages with a woman must be something wrong with you
>>196458299reckon this is what schizophrenic people think about smokingnever seen a legit schizo who wasn't mad about cigs
I miss Finlad
>Tesla driver using autopilot mode charged with vehicular homicide in death of motorcyclist
>>196458331good fillum that
>>196458022Waltzing Miranda, waltzing Miranda,You'll come a-waltzing Miranda, with me,
>>196458313During my 20s I spent a few years working in a call centre, the rest of the time NEET. I mainly hide away at home, leaving only to go to the supermarket or for exercise.>>196458326I was no good at socialising in school and I dropped out of uni. There probably is something wrong with me but it is what it is.
>>196458351
>>196458349don't we all
>>196458317can't say that was worth it
>>196458363ah that's a shame lad
>>196458317Series 2 and 3 are the best
>>196458381>4 aus posts in a rowwe're elite
the vibehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmXRzSxPimY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h4mAceHmrI
got one of those spots that's deep, deep under the skin like miles down. Can feel it there like a big lump. So tempting to just jam a sterilised needle in there and hope that it hits it but I know from experience that never works and only turns into a huge red welt
>>196458466do it anyway and show up
>>196458466that's called a cyst m8
dogberg just walked in to my room, farted, then walked outthe fuck is this cunt playing at
got the nrl on
>>196458490done you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hakCGv5j7DA
>>196458490ruseman
can't sleepwant to sleepneed to sleepcan't sleep
got lots of scars because i obsessively pick at acne and scabs feels nice you see
>>196458490
wish I was a girl in the blacked universe
Hello is this the dark web are you lot incels
>>196458540what's stopping you
>>196458554nah just i am the rest are normal blokes
>>196458554yes, i've just stolen your identity. your life ends here mate.
>>196458285How’d you manage that
>>196458554noyes
>>196458535conflictedlove love LOVE "you see" posting but don't want to encourage a lad scarring up his own face
>>196458554>t.
>>196458559I'm a 6'3 15 stone man
>>196458535Plucking hairs is a good one if you have no scabs.I have, in the past, plucked out every single facial hair on my face and neck with a pair of tweezers.
>>196458551good.
>>196458582we don't live in 8000BC mate you don't weigh yourself with rocks.
>>196458582so what that hasn't stopped a tranny at my work claiming to be a girl
Is Austria, Hungary and Romania from August to November a good bet for a first trip to europe? Probably the only one too I will never have money to burn again
>>196458591>I have, in the past, plucked out every single facial hair on my face and neck with a pair of tweezers.
>>196458591love love love plucking hairs out my ears and nose. feels so satisfying
>>196458595hideous green niggermobileneed it turned into scrap
>>196458448this is the only upscaled ep
>>196458640wrong answerprepare your anus
>>196458501He has to be fair
it keeps happeningi keep waking up over and over again and it just doesnt stopday after endless day, chore after endless chore, a reward of 6 hours-worth of death per night but it's NOT ENOUGH
>>196458620>>196458626In the past I used to also pluck out my pubes sometimes. If you search "plucked pubes" in the archive then scroll down to 2020 that's my knob and pubes.
>>196458649blackings
>>196458607I will never pass and I don't care about trying anyway. Vast majority of trannies are disgusting unhinged perverts would rather just be a sad asexual freak that appears somewhat normal
>>196458591big sign of anxiety is thisbet you like nibbling the jelly bits on the ends don't you, or sometimes just feeling how cold they are against your lips
>>196458634will never happen mate it's circumnavigated the globe
>>196458681Haha, I know that it's very common for people who excessively pluck to then eat the hair or the follicle but I actually don't eat any of it; I just enjoy the plucking.You're right that the end bits do feel cold against the skin though, very esoteric reference but much appreciated.
Wakey wakey, Rorke, it's that time of the day where you have to go to the job center and speak to a bloke who's dumber than you who only wants to complete his job as fast as possible which means trying to get you into jobs that are utterly, utterly terrible.
ktim
>>196458711nvm I thought I'd found a kindred spirit
>>196458666have you just tricked me?
>>196458736this video made me feel sad
>>196458757Christ>>196458666Kill yourself
>>196458736this video made me feel kino
>>196458755lips like a bulging hemorrhoid
>>196458777there are no plucked pubes pics!
>>196458755the missus is wandering about what are you playing at
will be drinking a few cans tonight
>>196458807enjoy the v& anyone who clicks this
really love seeing old and new architecture mixed like this
>>196458814>>196458736wish that were me
>>196458835really? I think it's aesthetically offensive myself
>>196458814really really like this gif, you mind if i save it?
>>196458807omds
>>196458807huhwhy did it not show in my search!did they grow back!
>>196458857cool
>>196458736I don't even feel a flicker of dread watching this kind of thing any moreall that happens is that they dieif I imagine myself there the same, you just die, that's going to happen anyway
>>196458835depends, it can be extremely garish
>>196458865>>196458866what was it
>>196458897slender little pp
only had a small amount of whiskey and I feel... bad
me after rushing to the pub
>>196458907golden tummy erotic
>>196458891this is the visual representation of a train full of white people and there's one black guy playing videos on his phone at full volume without a headset
>>196458891Were they coping the Royal Ontario Museum?
>>196458891well yeah that's not good architecture it's just the chosen ones mocking us in the wake of their victory in 1945
>>196458859It's a free gif under GPL-2.0, go nuts, mate
>>196458909wtf does did they grow back mean then
>>196458954cheers
>>196458932*copying
>>196458959eunuch
>196458807 grim
>>196457277there's a moose loose aboot the hoose!
i dream about this day
>>196458988da dooba doo duh doo da dooba doo duh dooda doo dooba doo doo doo
>>196457501we're right on the cusp of cool britannia 2all we need is some proper naughty little slags to dress up in the flag and perform some catchy pop songs
>>196458835>>196458891>>196458932looks shit
Apparently mooses are really dangerous in real life.
>>196459054aye
>>196459059>mooses*meese
>>196459059In the dreamscape they are my protectors
>>196459077fuck off meeseposter you evil ghoul
moosenonce
>>196459059From 2000 to 2014, approximately 16 people died each year in moose related incidents.
there's a meese leese abeet this heese
>>196459054post some good architecture then, fucking dickhead
Opinions on Walton Goggins?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTn01jjEFfY
>>196459107>sir we need an actor who's not afraid to say the n-word
the reason glass buildings have become so popular is more cost efficiency than anything
a gu old vvoicoebo hotne rovesover ver er r
need to resist the urge to go total unhinged racism mode in /bharat/ today
>>196458835this happened to the museum in perth, could have been worse i suppose
>>196459054The guy who designed that stupid glass addition to the Royal Ontario Museum is Daniel Libeskind, who is Jewish btw
>>196459148saw some story in the news today saying the perth museum was rated one of the most boring attractions in Australia, is thisrue?
JoooooohnnnnyyyyyyyRemeeeeeember meeeeee
>>196459148Were they copying the Ontario College of Art and Design
>>196459152yeah everyone knows dick on deck poster
>>196459152Good lad
>>196459152based
>>196459176canadian museums are quite esoteric looking judging from your posts
>>196459148looks like my cpu heat sink
>>196459171i went to it shortly before it opened in 2020, it wasn't that bad but probably a bit dry and you can't find your way around too well
>>196459201That weird levitating box is a fine arts university, not a museum
>>196459104Go wander round Bath or Oxford or Edinburgh for 30 minutes
>>196459226
>>196459226this was simulated by shoving razor blades up his arse
>>196459237what a stupid commentalso>Edinburghlol
>>196459176Fucking hell
>>196459176goofy as fuck but kind of cool tb h.
>>196459257what's wrong with edinburgh
LADScould go get fry up brek from hotel buffet?only got an hour n half to decide if i can be arsed7 poundprobs wont cba
Trans women experiencing gender euphoria by giving birth to a rugby ball sized poo
*muffled sounds of moose violence*
>>196459257I accept your concession
>>196459288fuck off moosenonse you evil ghoul
>>196459271I hate it. Especially IRL. I’ve seen some weird buildings in my life, but I think that OCAD one tops the charts as worst building of all time.
>>196459278it's tempting but probs not worth it
>>196459148it doesn’t look like this irl desu, its not that bad. used to study in the library right next to it
>>196459305He should be allowed to post the moose
>>196459288you don't know fear until you've gone around a blind turn in the middle of the night and some big dig nigga moose is just afk in the middle of the road giving you the rizz look as you slam on your breaks and pray to every god that you stop before this big meaty chunk of terror blasts through your windshield.
>>196459290>everything has to look like one of these two townslolarchimong can't even post his architecture hahahaha
>>196459322that one lad said it was rated one of australia's most boring attractions, how did you find it?
why do schools always make you read lord of the flies?what other books were you forced to read lads? most of the other ones i read were australian so i doubt you'd have heard of them
>>196459273It's very bland and most of the buildings are uglynot even the most aesthetically pleasing town/city in scotland, let alone a good example of somewhere beautiful
>>196459331carry on mooseposter you lovely blokeCOMYLB
>>196459350because it's easy to right essays on.
>>196459318it was nice last time, had 6 sossies corrrrrbut ya i'm well tired and havent had my usual bifta as in hoteldunno!
>>196459322>studying in a librarylike something out of a movie innit
>>196459338See>>196459290
>>196459374see >>196459290
>>196459365>rightheh, you made a typo
>>196459348was alri havent been since i was a child. its just a museum don’t know why it has so many haters
>>196459356>>196459257I hope you realise that you focusing on Edinburgh exposes the fact that you know Bath and Oxford mog all of your horrible modern shite
VGH...
>>196459385i'm not the sharpest light bulb in the box alright
>>196459411it's ok
>>196459350aside from lord of the flies like you, also had to read to kill a mockingbird, which I thought was quite good as a novel actuallyfunnily enough I can't tell you the names of the aussie novels I had to read
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-rB0pHI9fU
to put a cock in bird
>"I like seeing mixtures of old and new architecture">"Why do you hate classical architecture? Why don't you like old towns and cities? Why don't you like building X, Y or Z? Why don't you like Edinburgh? Why......."loltotal clownshow from the tradmongs
>>196459365stranded preposition
Abderdeen... The Granite City
>>196459449You've been absolutely done, as per
>>196459434never did read to kill a mockingbird, read bridge to terabithia though, bit of a tear-jerker that onein terms of aussie novels, the only ones i remember are lockie leonard and the gathering
>>196459460by typing that you've made every uterus within a 50km radius dry up
>You've been absolutely done, as per
>>196459465For me, it’s Troon
>>196459483>lockie leonard and the gatheringnever heard of them tbf
Diego's been in a melty for 48 hours at this point
>>196459495arse powered boat
>>196459496fucking KEK at the reviews on google
>>196459519care to share some with the lads?
>>196459505lockie leonard is about puberty and the gathering is about some weird high school-based cult, i quite like the gathering tbf
>>196459524>>196459524>>196459524
>>196459527ah yeah fair enoughin year 7 I had to read some book about a talking cane toad that travels down to sydney for the olympics in 2000 and he meets some lass and goes on a wacky adventure of sorts
