This is the mothman. He hates West Virginia and loves bridge demolition. What are cryptids, local urban legends, UFO/ghost sightings etc. in your cunt? Bonus points if a significant amount of people truly believe they are real.
>>196456977>He hates West VirginiaThen why doesn't he fuck off?
>>196457247Every one of us asks ourselves that very question every day. This is the Dover demon. He appears to expose himself to teenagers in Massachusetts (you now remember that Massachusetts exists).
The monoliths of Prospect, Kentucky. Arrived from a long journey over space and time to fuck up some kid's jeep and poke him in the forehead. The big black monolith was reportedly some twenty feet in height.
mothman my niggahe zap up Zeus like pikachu on onix
Alsohe cute
One more, another famous local that hissed and stank at a family and their dog. Would have gone unnoticed had it not been ten feet tall.