/med/ders are actually white????? editionWanted a tan, got a sunburn >>196418312
Robberies, bank heists, bombs... all in a single dream. I walked through all of this with a group of people while carrying lots of money.
And in a seperate dream I was playing an FPS which looked like an arcadey scifi version of Verdun. Long match and very chaotic with a lot going on. One detail I remember is me putting automatic sentries in blind spots.
>>196460734always thought mads looked slightly asian, he must have a finnish great-grandma or something like that
Coffee with two small donuts.>>196461143>automatic sentries in blind spots.Kek. >mfw when I visit the catacombs of malta as a tourist and in the place where noone set foot for 2000 years there's an automatic sentry
>>196461449Nothing says "surprise!" like a minigun around the corner waiting to turn you into a sieve.There's no need for such weaponry down there. The place takes care of things on its own.
>>196461195>always thought mads looked slightly asianGemanics are literally part west asian
>>196461805>The place takes care of things on its own.
>>196461805>mfw Maltanon is actually an XCOM monster
>>196461918Kek.>>196462015Not the snake one, I hate the snake ones.
Good morning /med/.About time someone created a thread.
>>196462164I agree, those are terrible
>>196462306/med/ders be like>Noooo why is there not a thread at 7 AMThen 3 hours later they tell you you are late with creating the thread.Would post the pic that brune made about /med/ders refreshing the 'log for 10 hours straight, but I don't have it.
>>196463331I made the last few editions and didn't have any good pic or webm for the op.
>>196463389FairI wonder, you always post throatussy at the end of the day. What would happen if you posted throatussy as the OP pic?
>>196463331I'm banned so I can't make threads.
>>196463434When I did that, I got a few complaints and some tourists made some comments about it but nothing special happened.
Good morning /med/, no work today which is great because I'll be less stressed for the rest of the day. Today I dreamt that I was about to make a school presentation with a former classmate, which was a girl that became the hottest of our promotion after hitting the puberty, we always got on well. I don't have news about her since a long ago.
I open int to find med and this is the first thing I see.
>Doomergirl buff.png
>>196461006Just play gta at this point tbqh
>>196464068It is a rather unusual dream for me.
Saw a wild duck mother with her ducklings. They were cute. Would have been kino if I could have given them some peas, then again who carries peas around.>>196463956My glasses look like that but I don't.
>>196460734There is variance in phenotypes within ethnic groups, you fucking mongoloid
>>196460734Top middle is literally me (except I'm ugly, poor and not famous).
>>196465811My father got me some bong coins yesterday.
>>196466204Lucky you. My father has never brought me Maltese coins.Which ones did he get you? Are you going to spend them at a local British restaurant?
>>196466346I wouldn't mind going to a carvery
>>196465403No shit>you fucking mongoloidYou're the one who seethes over an ironic pic tho>>196465811>handsome, poor, not famousftfy felinegro
>>196466346Someone gave them to him.
50 years ago, the Portuguese workers and soldiers overthrew the fascist ruling class.
I shall descent below to awaken the giants. Pic is the priestess accompanying me.
>>196466416I've been to one of those before. Every anglophobe should be forced to dine at one at least once in their lives.>>196466661>£4.86Not bad, that could buy quite a few items of discounted food. Or 8 white chocolate Kinder Buenos.
Good morning /med/Today I have a 24-hour shift. I have 18 hours left to work. It going to be a long, long day (and night). Wish me luck and patience bros.
>>196467309The collection expands.>>196467676Good luck.
>>196467676Do you have an adequate amount of snacks to last you for the duration of the shift.
>>196467918No. I'm planning to have a single, hearty lunch at sunset and hope for the best.
Might have to go to the bank tomorrow. I don't want to wake up early though.
>>196467676Are you med ? What kinda job requires 24h shit , either way good luck avoid sugar later on so not crash
>>196468034Are you still allowed to visit banks.Here they tell you to do everything from home via ebanking.If you want to visit you must schedule an appointment and lately there has been discussion of making the visits paid to stop people from visiting banks altogether.
>>196467676Hang in there moroccobro.>>196468185Yes, but sending money online doesn't require you to pay 3 euros on top of other fees. If you send money from within the bank, they charge you that 3 euros or idk how much. Once I had to send some 40ish euros to serbia to get something I needed for the uni and the guys working in the bank had no idea how they are supposed to send money to outside of hungary, because everyone does it online. I had to get it done in the bank tho because I needed a certificate of having sent that money which I would have not gotten online.
Company made me do an ESL test when I was applying for a job just now.The way these questions are worded makes me feel like this is some kind of autism filter that I'm not going to pass, even though there's no reason why I shouldn't get 100%.
>>196468843First one, yes?
>>196468843It's the first one, right?
>>196468920>>196468933For all of our sakes, let's hope so.
Am I allowed to be your friend?
>>196468995Kek.
>>196469203Hello, guest.
>>196469203As long as you promise not to raid and pillage the thread.
>>196469203We host many refugees on /med/.And some posters here have green eyes so they are basically nordoids even if born in Mediterranean countries.
>>196460734They are pink! :O>>196461006>>196461143I like the premise. How to force my brain to have such dreams when sleeping?>>196463331Literally me>>196463717>a girl that became the hottest of our promotion>I don't have news about her since a long ago.I know the feeling>>196463915Not bad>>196465403Speaking of Mongolia... <3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lej4wXZKrCM>>196466204>>196466346>>196466661Beautiful collectionGod save the Queen!>>196467104May I join? :D>>196467309I love English breakfasts <3>>196467676Good luck. I hope it goes smoothly>>196468034I know the pain>>196468185Cheeky humans! They think that goods are produced, services are provided, and all institutions/organizations exist... to satisfy them?>>196468843Hahaha :D
>>196468843I would fail that so hard. >>196468185Oh and btw greekbro I forgot to add in my previous post.You can schedule an appointment but you can also just go inside and get a number. I don't ask for appointments though because there aren't many customers in the bank branch where I tend to go.
>>196469741bruh
>>196469741>How to force my brain to have such dreams when sleeping?Play violent video games.>May I join?No.
>>196469203Btw, I think I might move to Denmark after graduating university, it seems like it's the best performing European country economically in the last few years.Would people mistake me for a Syrian?
I played wartales till 5 am and I am just waking up now not sure how this one slipped my radar
Hello from Japan /med/!
>>196470557Probably not, especially if you don't act like a total baboon like most non-Europeans.
>>196471383Hello fren!Today we went to a fusion mexican shushi restaurant. The concept seemed extremely retarded, but eating nachos with jalapeños followed by extrenely good sushi and then ending with some fajitas and a shot of tequila was simply great. The sushi was phenomenal.I exercise for this VGH
Hello frens, testing if I can post or not.I'm getting fucking jannied because of my signal. Banned for 3 day on my phone so couldn't bake this morning.
>>196471383ni hao!
>>196471383Brune went to Japan?!?!?!
>>196469853We used to have the number thingie but nowadays they will simply ignore you if you do this.>>196471383How was the mountain hike.
I had a weird sexy body horror dream.I had a gf and when I went down on her, she had lumps of what looked like salmon roe on her inner thighs. It was pulsing and orange/red.I was fucking lost and didn't want to be rude and ask her if it was normal. >>196471383Absolute kino pic, Greekette, hope you enjoy yourself.
>>196472811I had a similar dream but it was about a flame atronach.
>>196471383Hajimemashita.
>>196471383Hello there!Already in the most urbanised area on Earth? Nice cyberpunky vibes. How's the experience?
hello everyone>>196468843regardless of the wording, I don't like the content of these sentencesI would go with the first, as it is worded as an official/scope directive
>>196470863me in the picture>>196471383hello, hope you're not a weeb but regardless, enjoy your time>>196472440kek
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>>196475065You killed the thread, my fren...The punishment for this is crucifixion!How do you feel now?
>>196475065It's 5:30pm on a Thursday afternoon, all the resident thread normies are at the pub with their coworkers, sharing tidbits of office gossip and talking about their upcoming weekend plans with their girlfriends (a weekend away in an AirB&B in Tuscany).
Birds are chirping, the sun is out and the weather is nice.Could just sit on my ass and do nothing, yet I would feel comfy. Kino hours rn brehs.
>>196475199I went to Florence last year for a couple of days, but I was with my family
>>196475199What are your plans for the weekend, darling? :P>>196475284https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=455dhcNKZmk
>>196475196finally, just end it already>>196475199fair
>>196475645https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6qlLD27taE
>>196475544Your thoughts on the Florentine accent? Is it as melodic and pleasant to listen to as I've been told?>>196475645I'm going to peek between my blinds and scowl angrily at anybody passing by who looks happy.
>>196476414Nigga what, it's widely considered to be one of the most annoying Italian accents
>>196460734cherry picking are we?Dark and Handsome refers to the top examples. Its kind of a "look" or "fetish" in UK and Nord countries. These looks are less common compared to the pasty, light haired and eyed population therefore sought after. The inverse is true in the med. Most of you are short, dark features and dark haired so when you find light skin, hair and eyes you go googoo gaga over it.Both types occur in North and South. Just one more than the other.
>>196472147That sounds very confusing but I'd try it too desu>>196472440Cao ni ma>>196472598I didn't do it yet sir>>196472811Thank you fren>>196473135It really is extremely cyberpunk. Also don't come here if you're epileptic. It's a very nice experience but I think I preferred Kyoto. I'm more of a calm person and I prefer historical things>>196473228Thanks frenzy and no I'm not a weebI wish I could post more friends but it's already very late here. Early good night from me!
>>196476496black bvlls.
>>196475199I was actually working on the thesis, I added 2 pages.
>>196476454I guess the mocking tone went over my head when I heard that. Opla, cazzata.
>>196476496I have dark wavy hair and nobody fetishises me :'(
>>196476703don't worry, can fix it.
>>196476654They might have said it sincerely if they're non-Italians, who knowsBasically when you hear a Tuscan accent you can expect a: I pretentious arsehole II rude and vulgar arsehole III unfunny arsehole who thinks he's a comedian IV general-purpose arsehole
Good day med
>>196477829Coucou. 4 more hours moselle and it's the weekend.Got any plans?
>>196478667I have to work on a Powerpoint for work, fucked up a dossier date and have to send it tomorrow to a town hall, also having to call a guy I also messed up his dossier and the dude bought another fence because of me kek.I have to keep exercising, I feel my cardio is being terrible because I was weak this whole week and couldn't exercise as much as I wanted. Also need to look for the car and driving lessons.2 days of rest then a small week of waging because we're entering comfy May with all the holidays.What about you ?
>>196475199Literally me
>>196471383Nippon.
>>196478915>Also need to look for the car and driving lessons.Nice. Update on the driving gloves? Have you already gotten yourself a pair?>we're entering comfy May with all the holidays.Damn, look at all those holidays.>What about you ?Reading, gardening, rooning, lifting and ordering a calzone.
>>196476870>>Basically when you hear a Tuscan accent you can expect a: I pretentious arsehole II rude and vulgar arsehole III unfunny arsehole who thinks he's a comedian IV general-purpose arseholeI'm detecting some hostility towards Tuscans.Since they are polentoni, I assumed they would be friendly and trustworthy. I guess I'll be on my guard the next time I'm around them.
>>196476496And who the fuck said otherwise? Autist.
Do you have style /med/?
>>196480461>Nice. Update on the driving gloves? Have you already gotten yourself a pair?I dunno maybe once I get the car>Damn, look at all those holidays.Do you have the same in Hungary ?>Reading, gardening, rooning, lifting and ordering a calzone.Nice, I might order borger
>>196480827>Since they are polentoniLmao
>>196481229>Do you have the same in Hungary ?Only 1 and 20 of may.
>>196481197No. There's an office qt at my cagie that's always berating me for the way I dress.
>>196481197I'm hobo-tier
>>196481197I try to, also have to look for a good thing to wear for cousin's wedding in 2 months
>>196479347
>>196482768There's no proof that it would be me
>>196482678I just bought a Brooks Brothers blazer secondhand on ebay yesterday. Made in Canada, hopefully its good.
Anyone here ever heard of the game "Industria"? I just discovered it because Epic is giving it for free. It seems nice from the screenshots I saw so I claimed it for a possible play on the future.
>>196482441This.
>>196482405She's negging you because she wants to have sexual intercourse (fornication) with you.
Talking about farts.
>>196482912I know that's you moselle.And I also know you have an impeccable taste.
11 hours remaining.I will sleep 5 hours of it, making it effectively 6 hours of chilling.Currently watching the mancity game.
>>196485225Might be an unpopular opinion, but I think Foden's got more potential than Bellingham, Vinicius, Haaland and all those big names
>>196484511
>>196485326Foden deserves to be a big name too. Not going to undermine the current big names. They're big for a reason.
>>196485850We shall see I suppose
>>196485710Answer the question, butt-sniffer.
Good morning my Portuguese brothers. May the Iberia have a wonderfully white day!
Worked a little on the thesis, it's getting closer to the end.I think I could send a almost finished draft to my professor before May, ask if that's enough to pass and if it's enough simply don't work on it a lot even if my professor tell me things to fix.And find a job since I have money only for May and if July arrives without a job I'll have to beg for money.
>>196483467Probably, it’s the smol office qt.I ate a whole box of After Eights after dinner.
Forgot to say that I only ate 8 kinder bars today because I ate lots of ice cream.
>>196485710Asses deserve all the love they can get.
How are you supposed to write a whole book of observations and making actual research when a simple powerpoint presentation makes me anxious and tired? Asking for a future thesis maker
>>196486377I checked, 174g of pure sugar and 26g of fat.
>>196486501Slowly and painfully
>>196486501Research and writing is easier than presenting something.
>>196486501Well it's not "a whole book" since the length is normally 50 to 100 pages (mine is at 114 currently but there are tons of pictures so I think it's ok), but yes it's hard.Now, it was easier than I thought once I was doing the thesis in something I somewhat liked, if I worked 40 hours per week into it I could have finished it in one to two months for sure.Although universities kind of cheats with theses credits value, mine is 12 credits but I probably put more hours into it.
>>196486588I disagree, the only time I find easy to talk to strangers is when I have to dump information.
>>196486682Mine is worth 6 ffs, it's worth as much as an average-sized exam
The oil baron team wins again>>196486588Ok but where will i be looking in the first place? Will I just copy previous researches? God I hate how I must make a thesis to get my diploma it's stupid>>196486559:(
>>196486869That's not a bad strategy, looking for relevant literature will lead you to more relevant literature, in the end you'll have way more than you need
>>196486769That's kind of crazy.How many pages do they ask for?
>>196486377>I ate a whole box of After Eights after dinner.(Greedy) boomer moment.>>196486124What job are you planning to get? Hopefully working conditions in Andalusia are better than in Galicia.
>>196486973It's a bachelor's so it's small, I think it'll amount to 40 more or less (and that's the upper limit as established by the rules). Still, I put into it way more effort than what it's worth
>>196486377After Eights are lovely
>>196486723I get anxious presenting.>>196486869You should look into previous works for your “state of the art”.>>196487003It was after eight, so I don’t feel bad for eating after eights.
Warm weather is a double-edged sword. On one hand it is not cold but on the other there's mosquitoes and cockroaches.
>>196487003I want to do some remote work, preferably with C++.>>196487040Well, that's at least not that much length.
>>196487329>preferably with C++so pain it is
>>196485926Idk catnigga I never sniffed butts, I'm not a pervert.Okay, I'm a pervert, but not the butt sniffer kind of pervert.>>196486478Based.
>>196487329Yes, for sure
I ate a big kebab after a few cocktails and my belly was already hurting before that. It's over.
>>196487462No, I enjoy working with C++ more than other programming language.I could get a job in JS consulting, but I hate that shit it's so fucking boring.When doing JS consulting all the difficulty of the job was deciphering how to do things with the frameworks I had to work with, I hope when I get a job using C++ I have to put actual thought into developing an algorithm to be efficient.
>>196461195He is literally part eskimo
>>196487479>not sniffing clean, bathed female buttsvgh…>>196487737JS is so fucking shit, I hate it. Try C#, it’s very comfy.
>>196487898I hate all versions of Java.And I actually like JavaScript.
>>196487091>>196487163Too many boomers in this thread. After Eights taste like ass, I literally only eat them when there's no other confectionary in the house.>>196487329>remote workThat's the dream. I hope you make it.Human beings aren't meant to leave their houses every day.
>>196487923>I actually like JavaScriptCringe.>>196487966>taste like assPerfect.
>>196487966They're minty right?
>>196488293A thin slice of very minty layered in dark chocolate.I remember a couple of times when I was around 10/11 and had already eaten all the chocolate in the house except for a box of After Eights. They were so disgusting, but there literally wasn't any other candy in the house so I had to eat them.
>>196488501I'm not a fan of minty chocolate either.
>>196488501I don't like them either, I'm with you Catnigga.
>>196488501>>196488557>>196488741Venetanon...
Gn lads.
>>196488914È finita
