Older. Fatter. Balder.
mad to think how many of our dads would be virgins in the current dating market
>>196465646which is very odd, why didn't yawhe tell his followers that were trained since time immemorial to believe there is only one god, that he is actually yawhe? seems like he was pulling on them the cruelest of jokesbtw The WHOLE point of the old testament is that god is one and he's the only god. Not only it's mentioned in the most important jewish prayer (shema israel), it's recited by jesus himeslf>And Jesus answered him, The first of all the commandments is, Hear, O Israel; The Lord our God is one LordMark 12:29
>>196465796thankful that I never had to deal with the hassle of dating apps
the thing that gets me about the parkland school shooting was that it took place like 15 minutes before the end of the school dayimagine being sat in class, tired and counting down the minutes until you can finally go home and play xbox or whatever, and then in walks this runty mutt virgin with his big gun and completely ruins the moodcould've at least had the decency to do it first thing in the morning when a good chunk of student body probably actually wanted to die because of looming classtoil
somebody gas this j*w
>>196465708the piper scromits at dawna saucerful of scromit
>>196465821He said he was god, that's enough
stroking is the antidote
atheists turning a blind eye to the fact christian churches looked after abandoned children and educated them long before schools were established
get the antidote sucked
>>196465796Honestly don't know how he pulled it off even back then. Fat, bald, autistic, extremely unpleasant, and he managed to marry twice and have four children.
got the tullamore dew as jingle stuck in my head fucksake
>>196465796Apparently my dad lost his virginity to a prostitute abroad
might go dunelm
>>196465708You stay in your bedroom all day everyday with 4chan as your sole witness in life
>>196465867Both the women my dad has been with (and I'm satisfied it's only been 2 women) he met through his work, an environment where they were forced to be in his presence all the time. Realistically that's probably my best bet as well.
>>196465902The missus is constantly down there, what am I missing?
>>196465902My mum fucking loves Dunelm
imagine yer da died and going through his things you found out he'd been a user of prostitutes his whole life
leftypol taking his dads virginity
>>196465857theists turning a blind eye to the bumming
>>196465821>why didn't yawhe tell his followers that were trained since time immemorial to believe there is only one god, that he is actually yawhe?Because they spoke Greek
>protestant discussing his faith with a jew
>>196465926It's a good mid range furniture shop, cheaper than John Lewis but better than The Range or whatever.
>>196465928lots of black men there
>>196465936
>>196465933When my grandpa died I found his computer full to the brim with WMAF porn and creep-shot footage of asian women in bikinis on the beach dating back to the 80s, and since he was always on holiday in China I honestly don't doubt for one second that he was on the prozzies
>>196465965get them sucked
>>196465867mental
Atheists:>Overweight>Cynical>Depressed>Autistic>Unpleasant >Mentally ill>Alone>Drug addictChristians:>Fit and healthy>Positive >Happy>Has control of their lives>Employed>Socially well-adjusted>Content and sociable>No addictions
i have ears like the facup and dumbo
>>196465990sounds like a great man in all honestythere's a dearth of good WMAF content
>>196465990get it uploaded
>>196466003most christians are black so they have big cocks too don’t forget that
all the women at my new toil are young and pretty and very friendly to meeither i've died and gone to heaven or they think i'm handicapped or something and are being nice out of pity
rorke grandfather recording asian ladies on the beach
Find this extremely hard to believe. Am I supposed to believe we have worst rates than a shit hole in Russia?
>>196466035or they're just being nice to you cause you're workmates and that's the nice thing to do without any ulterior motives
>>196466042would be much harder to accurately record theirs probably
>>196466038while his gran gets railed by black jumbo jungle rods
>>196466055we don't work very closely together and as a general rule attractive women aren't friendly unless you're gigachad
>>196466042>half of children had drunk alcohol by age 13yeah? who doesn't let their younger cousin have a sip of wine/beer. who doesn't put a bit of wine into their tomato sauce? If anything I'm surprised there are so many prudes about not letting their kids have a quick sip.
only people nice to me at the old work were the gay men because I give off a gay vibe due to my weird asexual behaviour and virginity(I'm not gay)
>>196465857>christian churches looked after abandoned children and educated them long before schools were establishedyeah it's well known that churches indoctrinate vulnerable children. Intellectual molestation of young people is the primary reproductive method of religion
>>196466092idk i'm just speaking from shagger's experience hereif people are nice to you it's certainly not a bad thing - do you lot go out for work beers and that?
>>196465902for what purpose?
>>196466042there was a study done recently that said the uk was the the second most miserable country in the world after uzbekistan. surprised we were only second
First time I got pissed was when I was 11
>>196466042honestly thought it would be the irish of perhaps the french because wine with meals is so common
>>196466020Reckon its all gone by this point. All got deleted and the computer chucked by my sister. Decades of content we'll never get back.
>>196465708poor crazy diamond,the world failed him
>>196466111get them shagged
>>196466116need a new tablecloth
>>196466113that’s how troons like you reproduce though
>>196466114>do you lot go out for work beers and that?not yet i've just started so haven't exactly made friends with anyone but they're the picture of civility nonetheless
the wokemob has conquered toilberg
>>196466003>>Overweight>>Cynical>>Depressed>>Autistic>>Unpleasant>>Mentally ill>>Alone>>Drug addictdamn it im all these things, but I want to believe in god..
forgot to trim my nostril hairs for my interview ladsI've fucked it it's genuinely over
my people>all good stuffyour people>all bad stuffcan't argue with that
>>196466113The godless had them working in factories or simply drowned their unwanted babies in rivers.
>>196466186done those fucking cunts
>>196466173at my work we have a black fella and white fella biscuit tin because the above got angry about their biscuits being stolen
squeezing my cock until its 1 atom thin
>>196466179
>>196466173Can't stand these jobsworth cunts
>>196466173that will save the people dying in sudan and gaza
>>196466186There were bad things Christians have done in the name of God and there are bad things Atheists did and are doing. But theres a law of averages and macro-socio impacts both sides have had in history, and its pretty clear Christianity mogs Atheists in every area
>>196466173>color-basedFOY
>>196466173soon they will be cancelling star wars for the "light" side being good and the "dark" side being evil, then eventually questioning the concept of light being associated with goodness and darkness with evil itself
Been in spoons for an hour. Drinking alone. bliss. Just messaged a girl from work’s insta that could cost me my career aha
>>196466157nah trannies pop up anywhere, to get a Christian you really have to fuck up someone's brain manually and get them posting embarrassing deluded things like this >>196466003 online to cope with being a mentally ill superstitious believer of a dead pathetic religion that has caused no end to its harmYour god isn't really and trying to deflect by talking about trannies (like you probably do every day) won't make your god real or your religion true
>>196466111same. people love to squeeze my arse
yes yes but what about the good people of the southern Sugon region? For years now there has been ZERO coverage of the plight of the Sugondese people
>>196466281was going to say good lad until that last line, bit worried for you now lad
>>196466282done those fucking cunts
the smartest thing leftymong did these past few years is invent wokeness, push it on to the population, deny its existence when met with criticism then ridicule anti-woke people as some kind of collective group rather than what it is, people calling them insane
>>196466320ok
dry your eyes mate
matched with a worldiecant wait for the eventual unmatch
Shouting into the bog
>>196466282>nah trannies pop up anywherea minuscule amount of weird perverts that like dressing in girl clothes do. it only happens in any kind of number due to vulnerable children getting infected with tranny ideology and porn sickness
dubs and it's official that pineapple is the most peng fruit
>>196466348could be a bot or fishing for paypigshopefully not though lad x
>>196466369hope it is x
Is RP (received pronunciation, i.e., British accent) worth spending 47% of my monthly income on?
White is the absence of colour. The white man is incomplete and imperfect.
12 hours since I last had painkillers.Got a slight head ache, feeling a touch sore, and doing my second poo of the day and this one is a bit wet.
grim incel convincing himself hes better than the other grim incel because he believes in the imaginary sky man
>>196466187>The godless had them working in factoriesThat was Christians. Slavery reached its peak under Christianity too. The Bible says virtually nothing about how working children or having slaves or abusing animals is bad, but yeah gay people are bad because this blatantly pro-evil book said soHey worship this insane god who condemned us because our ancestors ate a fruit of knowledge and then genocided all of our ancestors in a flood, and who also wants you to be his slave, and also obviously doesn't existNah thanks mate, keep your pathetic brainrot to yourself
>>196466387incels in a bucket
Every Christian you have ever met has been sane and normal cool guysCan you say the same thing about the pony-tailed acne ridden atheist freak into D&D
>>196466391what do you mean
>>196466393nah mate, I'm 255 red, 255 green and 255 blue. I'm perfect.
>>196466173>colorFOY
>>1964664293 monthly payments of $125 a month to access some sound-British pronunciation course
>>196466393dont understand this post
>>196466391why do you always ask about RP?honestly nobody cares about
>>196466404every christian ive met irl has been a freak
>>196466404every christian ive ever met is fresh out of timbuktu mate
eating chalk
>>196466404yeah true not one myself but genuine christians are always really nice. fedora atheists are smelly and retarded autists
sounds very true and correct and not silly dumb shit at all
eating dust
>>196466447$125 is half your monthly income?
>>196466401If you want to know the impact of Atheism on the world then you only have to look at the development of western nations for the past 100 years or so. Secularism is a by-product of Atheist ideals from the Enlightenment. God has all but been erased from public life and supplanted by what we have today. And now we're slightly less miserble than Uzbekistan and have a paki Prime Minister.
eating dead flies off my windowsill
>>196466447nah forget it, if youre interested and your english is very good then you can probably figure most of it out for yourself but you will always sound foreign
>>196466525screan
>>196466404>Every Christian you have ever met has been sane and normal cool guys>Can you say the same thing about the pony-tailed acne ridden atheist freak into D&DLiterally the all the Christians I've known were the most nerdiest unattractive weirdest most socially retarded people I've ever knownThe biggest christmong I ever knew came out as a tranny about two years agoIt's a dying religion for freaks. All the remaining Christians are desperate to flood the country with as many foreigners as possible
need diego in to sort brick outhe’s gone feral
>>196466525what sort of flies?
>>196466504yyyes...
TFW anal vored by giantess Emma Watson.
Helen is giving mark £150 to go towards some ps5 games sooooo get in?
>>196466454No they havent. The worst you could say is some can be a bit preachy and it might be mildly annoying. But they aren't getting all up in your face like a fat spastic out of breath seething over le imaginary sky fairy and quoting youtubers
>>196466525pffahaha
>>196466548yummy ones
Aggressive squirting
>workplace started hiring jeets in India to do some of our work>worry that they're going to take our jobs>6 months later they have all been let go>ask managerberg about it>"they were fucking shit, caused us more problems in the long run, we're not doing that again"Howling
>>196466555qrd on Helen what does she see in him?
>>196466552crikeythen no it's probably not worth it mate
Decided to go to South America instead of Australia
>>196466576love is blind and all that
>>196466586ill just get the American accent one that costs $37 a month
*smiles racistly*
>>196466576It’s his social worker
baddie at the gym left sweat prints all over the leg press
>>196466590more to see isnt there
>>196466590Heard about the bigger gay scene, did you?
>>196466558yeah just tell me about my life mate dickhead
>>196466543>Literally the all the Christians I've known were the most nerdiest unattractive weirdest most socially retarded people I've ever knownYou just sound like you're making this up. Most social settings you can think of like pubs or club or anywhere you can meet people, the autistic freak in the room and in the beer garden isn't some preaching hardcore fundamentalist christian preaching the word of God. Its always the fat shit complaining about religion and he's always the atheist.
>>196464890Why are you on 4chan instead of earning money for your kids?Fucking idiot
not reading any of the posts about religion either way whatsoever
If you are a white person in London why would you chose a white woman over a nigerian descent woman to start a family with?A nigerian descent woman in London will be your friend and your lover, and give you many healthy children that she will breastfeed for years. White women have one or two kids at best and their milk goes dry after 1 week, plus they're lazy and narcisistic, and don't even knwo hwo to operate a washing machine
>>196466614Yh
>>196466555He invents shit like this when a bet comes in.He buys PS5s / games so the money is tied up for a week, otherwise he'd just lose it all on more bets immediately. Then in a week he sells the PS5 and puts the money into the FOBT.
>>196466605RAYLEN GIVENSAS I LIVE AND BREATHE
I just don't find them attractive
>>196466665*yaaaawn* yeah mad that *walks off to talk to somebody else*
>>196466684bit racist
hard to get white women nowadays
bit a werther's and chipped a molar
cigarettetoil on the cards
>>1964664045 (you)s
>>196466717oh no
>>196466692most are bogged
>>196466603What’s wrong with having an Arab accent?
>>196465708Overrated messhead. Pink Floyd was better without him.
50 years ago, the Portuguese workers and soldiers overthrew the fascist ruling class.
lmao christian afraid of D&D like it's the satanic panic
Genuinely fascinated by people like Seaside Mark.There's people like him everywhere you go, you'll sit next to the cunts in Spoons or see them in the kebab shop but you don't really get a glimpse into their life.I've just watched a man setting up a PS5 that he isn't happy with before going on a betting website
any of you cunts use hyperoptic for your ISP?recall one of you saying you were on this about a year agowonder if he's herethis looks like a pretty good deal
>>196466404In my school, normal people didn't care about religion.
>>196466787you're right, it's a glimpse into what is the mundane but mysterious simultaneously
do you think those fit asians who come here for uni shag local lads or only other chinese lads who live in their giant, modern accommodation complexes with them?
anyone else put in an app
>>196466665The smell….unimaginable.
might go on vodafone when my virgin contract is up
think christians are probably a bit weird because you have all the 4chan larpers and the genuine christians like in yankland grow up very sheltered but yeah the smelly obese brony you see waddling out of games workshop is always an athiest and vocal about it
>>196466805don't have it however that is a very good deal
SWEEEEEEET CAROLINEBAH BAH BAH
>>196466809Religion is a pressure release valve for nonces
>>196466805I see these black boxes with Hyperoptic written on it dangling off power line poles on the street where I live and it falls off regularly, its a scam just get Virgin Media
>>196466874love banging this one out at the pub
yer da came in a fluffer at the aella_girl birthday gangbang
done none of my work at toil for weeks and now I've got loads to do life's not fair
>>196466850I'd rim the fuck out of her arsehole, it would be squeaky clean
Why hasnt anyone reported Mark for being a degenerate gambler scammer retard?
>>196466874sweet scromitingbluh bla blergh
Yo, yo yo, mayday mayday, mayday maydayWalk barefoot on niggaz like Kunta Kinte(so, what you say?) what is you doin' you walkin' this wayI burn you like I'm smokin' a chalice with el da senseiI be designin' fashion like Mark Buchanan, yes I keep it slammin'Shit just be bangin' just like a loose cannon!
>Health officials warn of eating leftovers after woman, 23, was left paralyzed by deadly bacteria when she failed to 'heat up her SOUP properly'
16 year olds can squirt now, read it on here.
>>196466919ebbs and flows
>>196466909Were there any BBCs at the party?
>>196466921How many girls have u rimmed? Did any have a stinky shitter?
>>196466936groovin
>>196466948I get the impression it was mainly rich nerdy silicon valley types
>>196466969loads all pooey
>Were there any BBCs at the party?
buying stuff onlinemore trouble than it's worthfucking ee
bah bah bah
>>196466936This is like Alan partridge and the school for deaf kids. Will she have a big fanny or tiny?
>>196466874>>196466994ah no I understand
off to tor browser for a wank
>>196466985I’ve properly rimmed 8 girls, only two of them had a slight poopey whiff. The other were literally immaculate. Fap to them all the time lol
>5 Didn't bang AellaOh my days
Based Todd
schoolgirls playfighting
>>196467037You’re the guy who posts “14” all the time?
What the fuck is going on at /aco/ screaming
>>196467049Give it a rest Diego it was months ago
>>196467049fucking hedonistic freaks
>>196467049which mental illness produced this?
you watch, I'll get me fuckin money backring up the bank, raise a disputeeasy
>>196466986>>1964670712016kike is in
>>196466888but Virgin goes down all the fucking time
rhuoeighbeiy ghraeingher
>>196467078>western cartoon porn
>>196467049>13 got a ticket and cancelled
>>196467084let her cook
>>196467084Feminism and twitter
>>196467086wahey sean the paedo on a seethe
>>196467084autism unironically autistic people are massively degenerate because they don’t have souls
might finna get an rtx 5090
>>196467148why are you obsessed with helpernonce you are so weird
>>196467181cope on nonce
>>196467190bizarre
Saw an autismo lad in Burger King going round the tables where people had left their burger wrappers, wiping them with his fingers and then licking his fingers.Proper grown lad as well, not a child.
>>196467190bizarre jewish freak
didn't know italian women loved black men so much
>>196467198>>196467207britfeel groomers rattled
>>196467178There's a million games you can play with integrated graphics that could keep you occupied for a hundred lifetimes
>>196467218alri sean
>>196467178finna need a 1600w power supply and absolute zero cooling
>After two and a half years in government together, Humza Yousaf has terminated the SNP’s governing pact with the Scottish Greens. The decision was rubber stamped at a hastily arranged meeting of the Scottish cabinet on Thursday morning. It preempts a vote by rank-and-file Green members on whether to walk away from Yousaf’s government after he ditched a key climate target. >It means their party’s co-leaders, Patrick Harvie and Lorna Slater, will lose their ministerial posts and the SNP will lose its overall majority in the Scottish parliament.
>>196467220proper weirdo you
>>196467244says the cuck poster mong lol
>>196467220never posted on britfeeljust have no idea why you're so obsessed with one poster
>>196467221but are they good enough?
>>196467238
>>196467252i rarely make cuck posts desu
>>196467253just have no idea why you're obsessed with black willys either tbf, creepy
Opinions on Pumba the Caracal?
>>196467283i havent made a bbc post itt schizo
>desu
Had my crown. £550 altogether. Better than giving it to the bookies. Got a temporary crown. Got to go back to for the permanent one in a few weeks.Wow
>>196467253think it’s his autism and unironic mental retardation at work, same thing that causes him to fixate on a specific year and deduce that dark energy rays from david bowie made the world woke or whatever
>>196467328what
>>196467323daylight robbery
>>196467323So you caved in
>>196467345are you new?
the woke mob shut down jetix so i couldn't watch my cartoons
Ive been on here since 2013 and I still dont know what britfeel is supposed to be or where it is. reckon its all made up
>>196467323This is why we need NHS dentistryI am hoping that Sir Kid Starver will fix this
>>196467359is this 2016mong in the room with us now?
>>196467317THAT'S A MAN BABYandMOLEY MOLEY MOLEYrolled into one
just got deja vu
>>196467362it’s where cancer comes from pretty much all the worst posters here are from there
Think the dentist was getting annoyed because I kept swallowing.>>196467348Can't skimp out on your health.>>196467351I put my health first. Remember the last time I listened to Mousey's advice I lost my employment appeal.
it's actually quite easy and relaitvely painless to hang oneself, the key is to do it in a just-above-kneeling position so that you can carefully cut off the bloodflow, pass out, and then asphyxiate under your own weight
sanpaku eyes
>>196467371yeah it’s you obviously you stupid cunt
>>196467401Go on then, show us how it's done
>>196467365I had it done private because NHS don't do white crowns.
>Think the dentist was getting annoyed because I kept swallowing.
>>196467409meds asap lol
Howling at Mark saying he was fine with the PS5 being refurbished and then people in chat have convinced him he has been fucked over so now he's fuming and talking about doing a chargeback.Furiously typing up a storm with the EE rep
sir career blather
>>196467407sanpaku is visible sclera above the iris, not below
>>196467401no rope can hold my weight
>>196467407She's got Sanpaku Eyes
he is such a bizarre freak it’s unreal
>>196467414>NHS don't do white crownswhat colour does NHS do??
>>196467447No it can be either.
>watch "Hundreds of Beavers", very fun, goofy, soulful indie movie>Check the archives to see what /tv/ thought When did 4chan become so fragile
Is this a nigger which I see before me
>>196467440omg really yeah omgggg
>>196467401everyone knows that you need to jump from the height to break neck not hanging there choking like a dingus
>>196467492dont know
>>196467479Had a read and it appears you are correct. I concede, you may accept my concession.
>>196467492Excuse me? What did you just say? *beckons my group of 13 black friends over*Would you like to repeat that?
>>196467463Like metal colour? Silver.
>>196467504thanks for the (You), spare another?
*sees rorkes creps**tries to suppress a smile by biting my lips*
>>1964674892016
need to get off the bbc cuck porn
>>196467509Haven't you heard of people hanging themselves from door knobs
>>196467509Michael Hutchence begs to differ
>>196467509May as well just jump off a bridge if that's what you're after
>>196467460>>196467549bizarre freak
>>196467526Your mother's lovers are not your friends.
>>196467554seen many vids
driving lesson toil shortlyI'll pee about 3-4 times before then. Always do a lot of peeing when I am nervous
>>196467526Is this a nigger which I see before me, The monkey claw toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. I have thee not, and yet I see thee still. Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible To feeling as to sight? or art thou but A nigger of the mind, a false creation, Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain
>>196467549I honestly wouldn't have anything worth living for without it
What exactly is a "de lad" I know what a lad is, but what does the "de" add to it?I want to understand him.
the runaway horses have been destroyed
>>196467613*my 13 black friends start masai-hopping and hollering about letting you cook and proclaiming that you are spitting bars, straight bars*
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_Table_of_DropsThis is a good guide.
>>196467645
>>196467615why not
>>196467645Now playing: "Goodbye Horses"
>>196467643it's a symptom of his retardation
reckon 2016mong has a cuck fetish too
>>196467693most white boys in modern britain do
>>196467705mad how true this is
Who's gonna ride the wild horses
>>196467682It's the only reliable source of satisfaction in my lifeIn that moment I am exactly what I need to be: pathetic and horny
>The two horses most seriously injured have been named as Vida and Trojan.
honestly I think there's something to be said for the theory associating general porn watching with the rise in prevalence of cuckoldry fetishismin 'normal' porn you're still sat at home wanking to another man shagging a lass that you're not getting to shag. It's really not a big gap between that and cuck shit
>>196467802You just KNOW the black horse was called Trojan
Excuse me, it's SIR
protein powder is too expensive they are trying to keep me weak and small
>>196467828Drink milk
>>196467828Make your own
>>196467848*Crushes you into powder*
>>196467839why>>196467848how
>>196467810You're mixing voyeurism with cuckoldry and they're different
>>196467880They're really not that different.
Hol' up Tone.
>>196467872Um... cum
black dicks are just bigger
>>196467939
>>196467929My favourite soap opera
>>196467645They give up on animals far too easily.This would not have happened to humans with similar injuries.
chud to tranny pipeline is real
>>196467939smaller brains though, a big cock won’t get you resources or help you fight your enemies
>>196468008Good thing they're stronger too!
>>196467921>>196467921>>196467921
Just fell in the /brit/ to shagger pipeline
>>196467645But it last said serious condition... there's still a chance right?
tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0vkTmjBhZk
>>196465708That's called a powerup