Where does this rivalry come from?
footie
I read something a while ago about 2 LATAM countries going to war over a soccer game. Was it these two?
>>196482027Mexico should be red and Argentina should be shorter, fatter, and hairy.
>>196482120That was in Central America.
>>196482027Soccer is just the excuseIt actually comes from Argentina being uppity cunts and mexicans being proud cunts
>>196482027love
>>196482120That was Betwheen El Salvador and Hondurashttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_War
>>196482368LOLFucking priceless.
>>196482422Yep lolWhat a cursed version of WW2 that was.
an actual soccer match with our politicians would actually improve our relations
>>196482734Forgot picWhat a beautiful plane
>>196482027Mexicans mad because argentina is full of hot white bitches and they are way better than us at soccer and because argies do not identify as latinxs.Argies mad (for unknown reasons) because mexico is a massive shithole in spite of having the greatest consoomer in the world right above us. Also because we are brown.
>>196482368>the conflict was due to a football match, the causes of the war went much deeperookeey
>>196482072btw last time mexico vs argentina played football mexico won 3-0
>>196482839You guys have a really nice cuisine tho>>196482851I wish we Interfered so we can have new provinces
>>196482881It's not that much compared to the 2-0 at the World CupMexican social media was really cocky before the match
>>196482992>we can have new provincesYou can't even control the rebel one right next home
>>196482027I don’t know, I just dislike Nargentinos because they have the same god complex as spaniards but in a different continent. I’ve never met a single one either in person or online who wasn’t an absolute condescending cunt full of themselves. I don’t give a SHIT how many cups I have, soccer is for subhumans.>Israel>India>Spain>ArgentinaIn this order I would nuke all these countries.
>>196483138LmaoUruguay is a bit tsundere, that's why they believe they are independent.
>>196483296Uruguay mentioned
>>196483427The sun always shines in Uruguay
>>196483282you sound jelaous
>>196483649Of what, nigger? A collapsing economy and getting fucked by Steam? We’ll be there in 5 years.
>>196483282*football
>>196483696>We’ll be there in 5 years.I doubt mexicans get to live that long to see that comingYou either get behaved by the cartels and your body is left on the street or la migra executes you with 5,56mm.
Mexican inferiority complex and Argie arrogance. Two retards fighting.
>tf>tp
>>196482027Reminder that this rivarly started because of futbol
>>196482027You’re arrogant scum without any reason
>>196484338really?
Argentinians think they're white and first world.
>>196484545Better than being a commie cocksucker
>>196482027Football, we could say there was a rivalry before when we had a similar number of wins and loses, but Mexico has been losing every game in the last two decades so it's kinda cringe now.Also this >>196484545 everyone envies you for being the most European country in the world.
>>196484060this. many latin american countries call us a shithole from time to time but we don't care because they are too irrelevant or even worse shitholes. but mexico is a big relevant country so we actually care and call them backbrazilians like us enough, so we don't fight
>>196484694>a big relevant countryDidn't the US wanted to invade them because of the drug cartels?
>>196484401Argentina:>beautiful Italians with healthy BMI into their old age>classical italian/spanish cuisine>culture of having long, deep conversations with friends and family>treat their kids with love and tenderness, teach them to be responsible>use bidets to clean their asses after they shit>treat stray dogs and cats with respect. spay and neuter them and/or adopt them>poor economy, yet people handle it with dignity and still maintain order, still attempt to improve thingsMexico:>by the age of 25 everyone is short squatty obese goblin with diabetes>cuisine is basically "soul food" e.g. fatty/sugary crap with tons of hot sauce to mask how bad it is>culture of blaring mariachi music and screaming until 3 AM with no regard for their neighbor's comfort>dress their daughters up like sluts and usually molest them, treat their boys like princes which turns them into entitled idiots>wipe their ass with toilet paper and then shove it in a garbage can so that the bathroom stinks like shit constantly. walk around with shitty asses all day>treat stray animals like vermin, beating them and tormenting them for fun>right next to the most prosperous country in the world but hasn't take advantage of it at all, and in fact actively ruins their relationship with the US by letting tons of illegals flood in
>>196482881>muh friendliescierra el hocico y deja de ver balon-indio
>>196484744Americans are their main client, if they wanted to do something about the cartels they would simply stop buying drugs from them
>>196484883I wish this thread wasn't in a blue board, otherwise I could help you posting a group of mexicans hanged in a bridge
>>196484883>Argentina:>beautiful Italians with healthy BMI into their old age>Mexico:>by the age of 25 everyone is short squatty obese goblin with diabetesWhy is it always the fat ones who do this? Seriously lmao>>196484744A few republicans wanted to, didn't happen and won't, because the CIA will not allow that.
>>196485060This anwer makes more sense than this >>196485149The world doesn't give a shit for mexicans, they just want the drugs.Imagine falling that low.
>>196485149There's a difference between a plump Argentinian who enjoys his dulce de leche and an obese Mexican greaseball with beef tits and diabetes. Both may qualify as "obese" statistically but they're very different things. Look up pictures of crowds of people in Mexico and Argentina and tell me which has more obese people.
>>196485363>crowds of people in MexicoImagine the smell.
>>196484883>>right next to the most prosperous country in the world but hasn't take advantage of it at all, and in fact actively ruins their relationship with the US by letting tons of illegals flood inKek, you are blissfully ignorant of all the efforts burgerlards do to hijack us.
>>196482072Stop talking like a retarded limey
>>196483504Hell yeah!
>>196485363Fatasses :|Fatasses (mejico) >:O
I don't think about Argentineans though.
>>196484060/thread
>>196485265>The world doesn't give a shit for mexicanAnd who said that? You're fucking retarded, CIA is involved with the cartels and are making money from this, they even order them to kill certain people they don't want around. If they can get rid of DEA agents, allowing some random politician that just comes and goes harm one of their cash cows would be simply ridiculous.>>196485363Sure lmao. You know, it's funny seeing Mexicans that have been to your country realizing how it's literally in the same situation. Wonder if Crisitina lied about those stats too cause we never heard about your issue before, or maybe no one really cared.
classic mechico vs argentina
>>196485958UyUyUyUy
>>196486364>The only thing the CIA finds useful in Mexico is drugs.lmfao tells a lot about that place
since trangentines are dirt poor, they were forced to watch tv shows & cartoons with mexican dubs growing up, so yes their favorite characters like homero simpson and goku all voiced by mexicans. that probably made them seethe. another factor is argensimians are the only group of 'people' low iq enough to worship a mid slap stick humour show called chespirito, who in turn is mexican, so they developed an obsession with that country. now that on the modern age anyone can access internet, every time argentines vs mexicans clash it's like watching chimpanzees throwing shit to each-other because the two countries have a lot of insufferable retards.
If only Operation Sovereignty actually happened, subhumans like chileans wouldn't had existed today...
>>196482027Argies feel superior because they have 0.1% more European ancestry than the average Mexican.