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had 3 pints and a. bureger at the pub
Why are they like this.
bro said bureger :skull:
just remember nobody gives a shit about your problems
It's over for RorkePic related
>>196489718clown
thought I was wearing black socks this morning but it turns out they were just very very very dark blue
mum's asked if im going to pride this weekendum
got the medieval 2 on
>>196489756my mum does
>>196489724
>>196489699When will the UK join the USMCA trade deal?
>>196489724pretending that there's a difference between labour neoliberalism and tory neoliberalism is where our """"""""""democratic"""""""""" system gets it's legitimacy
>>196489758hs?
>>196489756so?
bought the gf to the boozer last weekend and all the lads were making her laugh more than i was, cant stop thinking about it
this is powerthis is strength
Off to bed de lads. Remember, I've had one meal in the last 24 hours.
wish I had a pierbi gf
>>196489806Rest well.
>>196489792so what?
>>196489699based from 1989 all the way up to 2006when the world lost its way
mad how dysgenic irish genes are
A friday night text from toilberg unread. a clue gained.
>>196489781yeah so?
>>196489826mogged
>>196489792that's the point of socializing...>>196489867kys
I'm something of a racist myself
>>196489892and?
How does one write a letter to their MP
>>196489857Celtophobia is not tolerated.
>>196489798don’t know what these cunts think they’re doing doesn’t make anyone want to save trees or the sea and that
>>196489884she enjoyed her self around them more than me its over
>>196489858ITS THURSDAY YOUYOU FUCKINGMONG
>>196489862you asked a questionI answered itthere is no "yeah so?" after that you MUG
Big Keith spitting pure truth!!!
*sucks on my peel in the corner of the thread*
hate dogs and their mongoloid owners
>>196489916oh dear
>>196489914Unless you are Jim Carey, there's no way you are more funnier than 10 other people combined.
>>196489914So? Your friends are part of your retinue, your entourageWhen she cums on their cocks, she's cumming on YOUR cocks
watched BBC news on my IPTVthey had a little section on the london mayoral electionmy read: all fucking gimpsat least the green lady is embracing her gimpyness by dying her hair pinkpresenter was megafit fit though fair play
>>196489941you hate everything pure and good, you’re an evil cretin that should be killed
>>196489904start it off with To whoeverfreestyle the restend with Yours sincerely, then your name
>>196489941Most dog owners treat their dogs like crap.
Need to effectively get ready for bed, aka prepare for sleep, vis a vis, i am in bed but haven't brushed my teethNo worries, can take it offline and sort that out now by close of play
>>196489941so what?
>>196489978I mean do you have to write the letter and post it through their letter box or should there be an email address you can send to
>>196489997not brushing mine tonightcbawhat's the point
good energy on /brit/ tonighti like to refer to /brit/ as '"he 'rit"
>>196490013pigeon
>>196489997Hi anon, just checking to see if there's any update on the sleep situation?
rowling is the biggest case of trans repression ive ever seenwould be called ezra moonlight and binding her tits if she were born 20 years later
any of you lads notice how all of our politicians and famous people go to the wall of china like this? very suspect
>>196489953funny you mention that because i am literally jim carey
whats a good reference to ethnic willies that i can make from ITV. struggling to be witty
>>196490071it's impossible to be trans so i doubt it
>>196490062i hope to post an update to the channel w.r.t the brushing in the next five minutes
>>196490071cope on freakazoid
>>196490039Yes! I totally concur! Excellent energy tonight.
ruke rittrer
>>196489699mumberg gonna be pissed when I spend on me savings on travel, sorry mother I am faustian I must roam infinite space
this would be a good video for labour if it hadn't cut to wes streeting at the end there who is probably the most obviously closeted tory in the history of uk politicshttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1714081505642460.webm
>>196489937*gives you both barrels of my twelve bore*
>>196490152>muh labour>muh toriesyou are low iq
>>196490152Not watching that
it’s impossible to be gay
>>196490152yes they will be sent therefuck em
>>196490194>>196490203can guarantee you're basically less smart than me
>>196490142She does not like the "talking stage" because she can barely talk.
>>196490142seen this multiple times now and I still don't know what the fuck she's sayingzoomers can barely even talk properly any more, this species is losing its ability to communicate
>>196490152why should anyone in this country be arsed?
i gotta stop smoking all this shit
>>196490227Simply untrue
>>196490227unlikely
>>196490152just don't come here illegally then not hard is it
any hyperoptic man inany reviews?
>>196490142This woman should simply be kept as the village fuckpig
>>196490275nothing whatsoever illegal about seeking assylum
>>196490227you think MPs are important people and that question time is worth watching
>>196490295retard
>>196490242err mate
Bailey Jay's penile growth doubled after she went off estrogen for a whileWonder if I started taking oestrogen, and then abruptly stopped - if I'd get a fat tumour looking cock tooWould it be worth the titties? The mind boggles.
>This woman should simply be kept as the village fuckpig
might go back on gral
>>196490310good argument hope to see more of it
my penis never grew in puberty
>>196490332*stays away from those oranges*
>>196490342how big is it erect?
>>196490344:(
>>196490300i think that government is important and wes streeting will be a major voice in the next government of this countrysuggest you keep up
just cannot stop eatingit's the only thing that brings me joy in life
diegos bird
>>1964903514 inches
wish mouseberg would give it a rest on his fecking wheel
stay away from those oranges
>>196490152They can go to literally any other country in Europe, not difficult is it
tummy is full of booze and beef and some bacon
>>196490332seen this lad do some pretty mental stuff
Sqeak sqeak
>>196490355>wes streeting will be a major voice in the next government of this countryyeah?
>>196490400why should they?
hello team, thanks for bearing with usi'm happy to confirm that the teeth are brushed, the retainer is in, and i've moisturised the face, neck and handsany questions, please reach out to me directly
>>196490351ignore that other poster he's not me but it's 4 inches
>>196489699
>>196490428Because then they won't get sent to Rwanda
sink the fucking boats
>>196490417yeahhe's telling the nhs what to do as of 9 months from now
>>196490449nobody's getting sent to rwanda
>>196490342GOD remembering how fucking stomach churningly anxious i was about my cock not getting much bigger when i was a teeni cannot imagine how much worse it must be for lads that age going through the same thing now, at least i hadn't been mindbroken by the internet yet theni knew it was a big deal but if i'd known what i know now i'd have probs killed myself
>4 games left in the Premier League>2 games left in the Championship>1 game left in League 1 and 2season's coming to an end lads
I'm gonna get sacked
we just need millions of brown people here we just do rorke
Cor
>>196490443Finna be fat as a pig in 5 years
>>196490477
Reddit is playing up again. It's been dogshit since they fucked with the layout on that last shite update. Sick of it. Stuck here with you boring bastards.
>>196490490
>>196490475>i knew it was a big deal but if i'd known what i know now i'd have probs killed myselfwhat DO you know now?
>>196490434Hi anon - that's great but next time it would be good if you could let products get across this sort of bug so we can input on priority, would have been better to focus on the "getting a clue" story today because we have a demo with customers on monday
>>196490477Euros and olympics kino on the horizon lad
>>196490477has felt like a quite hollow season for me, barely even felt like it started
>>196490449maybe they want to be with their family? maybe they want to go somewhere that they speak the language to improve their chances to imploymentif you want to withdraw from internationalism then fine but please provide an alternative system for this country
got the bladee on
fucking sick of it all, hate this 'New Normal' bollocks, just want the good old days back.
>>196490503GET OUT
>>196490503don’t know how you can stomach posting on reddit, grim
>>196490477Never got interested this season. I suppose its because i'm unhappy with my club ownership and management but I could just never get into it.
>>196490469Why is he complaining then?
I don't know why /tv/ doesn't like Hundreds of Beavers But then post-2016 /tv/ would probably call Kung Pow "Reddit" so I guess times change
10% of Americans are going to vote for Robert Kennedy Joke country
>>196490528The Wokeratti won't allow it I'm afraid
>>196490565you know what i couldn’t care less
>>196490508i mean all the redpilly stuff that makes up half the internet nowback then in like 2009-12 it was a very different time and all i knew was that it was not good to have a small dick, i hadn't been bombarded with all the memes or whatever that exist now
Writing a book preliminarily titled "In Your Mouth" under the penname My Penis.
>>196490565yea?h
>>196490556he's committed the cardinal sin of believing journalists
>>196490530Fuck off>>196490532oh the site that caters to all my hobbies and people actually make interesting worthwhile posts instead of just having the same boring conversations about fuck all over and over and over again
>>196490523>maybe they want to be with their family? So? This is not our concern>maybe they want to go somewhere that they speak the language to improve their chances to imploymentYou don't even know what language they speak in the Congo lol
9 years1 PL title for kloppo
tess just found a rogue planet using the transit method but if its a rogue planet how did they know that planet would pass in front of a star if it has no orbit around it
>>196490613>people actually make interesting worthwhile posts?
>>196490593don't think it'd be a bestseller
>>196490565meanwhile here? can't even get 10% of people to vote for TITS
just sold this tv show to bbc 3 - swagatha christie: agatha christie stories for the gen zed crowd. swagged up and hip crime stories for the young-uns
>>196490639No, but we'll force it on a small readership IYKWIM
>>196490565I would if I were a Yank.
>maybe they want to go somewhere that they speak the language to improve their chances to imployment
>>196490586you a virge lad? you may be surprised at how girls respond to youporn fucks up lads brains hard they use viagra + filament + fluffers + wide angle lenses and all sorts, on top of them being naturally gifted of course you may be surprised how unextraordinary you actually are
>>196490512this is getting too close to toil now and has stopped being fun
>>196490624yeah i kind of think he's a failure leaguewise, wenger did far more in the fergie ref era
>>196490630theres a planet orbiting aroudn your thick skull
>>196490532Reddit is better if you want to actually discuss a non-niche hobby
>>196490670sorry pal
heard they made a show called boarders which is just that a bunch of black kids go to boarding school. doesn’t really make sense since i went to a boarding school and there were black people there. it’s a weird premise
>>196490622none of your points are relevant unless you address my final point unless you address how we effectively withraw from internationalism>So? This is not our concernyes it is when seeking asylum
>>196490477Good honestly Been shit all round Really giving up on football at the moment
>>196490658
>>196490707you shall be watching the Euros, Copa America and Olympics in the summer I trust
norf fc woman vs amerimutt woman
>>196490700>yes it is when seeking asylumNo it isn't>internationalismHow about you define it instead of chucking that term around like you even know what you mean by it
British band "The Cribs" pose for photographs backstage at the O2 Wireless Festival in Hyde Park, London (2007)
reckon my family drives drunk more than they do sober, I don't even tell them not to anymore
>withdraw from internationalismmeaningless mongery
>>196490631believe it or not there is more to life than poo and crisps and talking about transexuals
Diego's baiting on asylum seekers nowMakes a change from religion I suppose
>Cambridge student, 28, tortured to death after he was mistaken for a spy had legs, arms, seven ribs and every finger broken, severe burns and was slashed all over his body with a razor 'by Egyptian security officers'
Rorke confused that countries find it mutually beneficial to interact with each other
>>196490697heard there's a few scenes where the black lads fuck the shit out of some neeky sissy boy and they sneak a few shots of his balls swinging around like a ball-and-chain flail
watching the talented mr ripley
>>196490747yeah but it’s not redditslop yikes can’t imagine how boring and gay you must be to like that lmao
HIGHLAND REGIMENT
>>196490729I’ll watch the euros but I really don’t give a shit if England win, I really don’t like most of the players and despise soufgate I’ll keep up to date with the South America stuff but I don’t watch itLuv the olympics so much it’s unreal
>>196490734>No it isn'tyes it ishow do you think asylum works (you don't)>How about you define it instead of chucking that term around like you even know what you mean by itan interconnected global system i.e. the system that you live in i.e. the system that you enjoy i.e. you know full well what it is
>>196490773This is horrible, I hope Egypt is promptly kicked out of internationalism forever!
>>196490565Was going to write in Kanye West but since he is a coomer now I'll cast me protest vote for RFK
asked a fella at toil how when his wifes baby was due and he told me it died months agobit grim
>>196490732would love to force open the one on the right's thick ass thighs and force myself between the gap
>>196490773
>>196490736At least 2/3 of this lot have been done for noncery
>>196490777wow that means we need a million wogs a year. actually up it to 5 million. you’re so smart mate
>>196490729Who watches football at the Olympics? It shouldn't be an Olympic event. I'll be watching Englands Euros games and the final, and maybe Copa America final.
A student at Pembroke College, Cambridge University in England, returns to his studies after playing football for the College (1989)
>>196490803HOWLING
>>196490773Love. It.
>>196490788beautiful
>>196490795We can be in "an interconnected global system" whilst having strict and well-defined immigration policies, so you might want to narrow down your definition or accept defeat
>>196490669i sort of am, the first girl i showed it to (about to shag after pulling her on a night out) age 19 reacted badly and didn't have sex with me, then told everyone at uni about me having a small dickwhich i managed to damage control with lies, but yeah i got totally mindbroken by that and was turning down girls i'd have killed for because they knew people i knew and stuffthis was almost 10 years ago, a few years back i hired two prossies (different occasions) and one i shagged but couldn't come, the next just cuddled and got a blowie offit's been a difficult life
>>1964908302016heeb
>>196490736Was a big fan of "The Cribs" back in 2007. Mans needs and that.
>>196490851um
>>196490852Opposite problem meGot a massive cock but no woman will go near me because I’m a hideous autist Swings and roundabouts
>>196490826it's interesting on two fronts1. it usually has 2 or 3 teams that wouldn't qualify for a world cup in a thousand years2. each team is allowed 3 boomer players so you get to see someone who was good ten years ago when life still had hope
It's interesting that a bunch of people who I read who four years ago were in agreement about the perils of identity politics now sharply disagree about Israel/Palestine and the disagreements exactly track Jewish vs Arab or Muslim backgrounds.
>>196490820Aye you do, because the local population doesn't breed fast enough. Supply and demand.
>>196490851
>>196490851toby
>>196490852that's grimthat is one girl though I'm sure if you shagged one your confidence would soar backone bad experience can fuck with your brain and confidence for life and that most likely comes off which is quite cancerous to girls
>diego's a christcuck>diego wants to invite half of congo to live heremakes sense
>>196490890ctrl+F'ing but i cant find where anyone asked
>>196490850if you want to abscond from asylum seekers then you are wanting to withdraw from the international community, which we, as a community, have decided that people living in life-threatening situation deserve to be help by our absurd privilege to assist those in needif you disagree with this basic concept then fine but then enjoy being north koreaas a fundamental level, is the goal not to improve humanity?
been off all week with pneumoniagp thought i had a bloodclot on me lungs and sent me through a+e majors - scared shit out of me
We ought to be capable of producing enough methamphetamine, as a society
>>196490885sorry to hear that ladi'm 5'7 and very average looking if not quite cute (which girls don't like) but i have a great personalitything is though that knowing i could have had a decent life with a gf were it not for a secret thing that i can't even share with anyone has been extremely shit
>>196490898mental how low iqers read something like that and will just parrot it despite having no actual understanding
rate the scran
>>196490851You will NOT post the gay porn
ignore women embrace stoicism
got radio 2 on
>>196490991Have to get a bird into that sort of thingMostly comes with other more unsavoury things however
>>196490964this is /brit/ not a Reddit AMA you can post what you want
>>196490995>sweetcorninto the bin it goes
>>196490986Did they collect a lot of urine to measure the troponin (T and I) changes
>>196490995vilecan tell a pakis hands and breath and spittle have been all over it
>>196490993A mealy mouthed reply
>>196491015Bee bee ceeeeee….. radio two!
>>196490972hardly true when some countries part of muh international community such as japan and israel take in virtually zero asylum seekers
just might be alri lads >>19649099510/10
love pasta me
>>196490972>if you want to abscond from asylum seekersNo one said this>which we, as a community, have decided that people living in life-threatening situation deserve to be help by our absurd privilege to assist those in needNations are perfectly within their rights to seek to limit the abuse of this system by economic migrants through thorough and strict checks. It is also not unreasonable to consider France a safe nation and to reject asylum on that basis.
>>196491024can i post my rape fantasies?
>>196490986are you vaxed?
>>196490995I’ve no had a solid shite in about 15yrs and that pizza would be in and out before bed
>>196490933yeah but the reaction from the people she told was bad as well, i became totally less than in their eyes and lost all of their respect, that was what fucked me up mosti also would hear my female mates say things about guys with small dicks that would hurt a lotbut i know it's irrational to have avoided sex and a life with a girl i'm not paying for their silence for this long because of it
>>196491066what’s your favourite pasta shapewhat’s your favourite pasta dish
>>196491056israel and japan are not places people want to gothe fact that people want to come to britain and learn english is a good thing for this countryisraelis spend their nights having rockets shot at them? sound fun?
>>196491009ktim
>>196491122longspagetti
>>196491023the dream is finding a small well raised girl who can't take much of a dick due to a narrow fanny but my chance to do that was at uni and i was too mindbroken about my dick to take the necessary risks
any cute femboys who want a thick cock in their arseholes?
>>196490995why do all paki pizzas look/taste exactly the same?they don't quite look or taste like real food, which can be said about all paki food reallyone of life's weird phenomenon
>>196491145...yh
>>196491122whats the one that looks like an action man bow tie?
girls secondary school toilets + this camerahttps://proav.co.uk/cameras-lenses/panasonic-aw-ue160k-ptz-camera
>>196491155probably because they all buy the pre made bases from the same cheap supplier then chuck the same cheap toppings on top?
>>196491076>It is also not unreasonable to consider France a safe nation and to reject asylum on that basis.yes it is this isn't how asylum worksthe fact that so many FUCKING MORONS WHO CAN'T READ think "asylum" means you stay in the first safe country you come across is how asylum works is fucking depressingyou DO NOT UNDERSTAND ASYLUM and as such SHOULD NOT COMMENT ON IT
>>196491166your head + this machete
>>196491129Fuck off ESL retard.
>>196491122Linguine al Limone
>>196491212great argument mate can't wait to hear more from you
>>196491189mad how every single paki takeaway (probably tens of thousands) in the UK all use the same supplierthis guy must be making a killing
>>196491213I really, really like this picture.
>>196491213une banane
mate wtfhttps://x.com/britisherpaz49/status/1783585783380619604
>>196491129>israel and japan are not places people want to goplenty of people would seek asylum in japan or immigrate there if they could get in. probably not israel since it’s a fascist jewish supremacist state, the few asylum seekers they get they keep in prison compounds and then deport a couple of years later. and yet israel remains part of muh international community just admit you have a bizarre and weird fixation with destroying white countries via mass immigration. that’s obviously what animates you at the end of the day
>>196491196Many nations implement this without being ejected from "internationalism", so your appeal to some overarching authority is moot.
>>196491279hahahah my fucking sides
>x.com
>>196491155probably because it isn't real food
8 hours until the hotel brek buffet openshaven't eaten since i had it for brek todayate so much i've felt fine though i reckon in the next few hours i'll start getting v hungrygot a jamaican ginger cake to tide me over should i need it
>>196491238yeh it is mad
>>196491298please tell me which countries flagrantly ignore asylum laws
>>196491279ah yes an x link, I'll be burrowing my browser into this one!
>>196491144too curious now ladwhat's your actual sizeare you one of those lads who's dramatic and thinks 5.5 inches is a death sentence or do you have an actual problem
>>196491279
>>196491341watching snooker highlights on eurosport mebed looms
Having a watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08xdbYlwOSQ
>>1964913474 inches and a fupa which makes it look like 3 despite being quite skinny
>>196491313it's not real foodit's artificial slop and probably laced with some type of pesticide to make white people chronically ill so that they can rape our daughters in front of us and we will do nothing about it
>>196491279least noncey snooker fan
year 5 girls 400m swimming competition
the west's absolution to israel is criminal
>>196491371the katies was kinothe katie not so much
>>196491371repulsive rectangular slag
>>196491279screaming at the comments
>>196491216corking good choice tbf
>>196491029no none of that, but my oxygen levels were low (84) and my heart rate was at like 120 - thats why they sent me
>>196491435mad how lefties only hate jews because they kill muzzies but are perfectly ok with them undermining and destabilising our white societies for millennia
>>1964913831. stop being a lard arse2. get a good haircut3. remember girth is more important which you can actually improve through jelqing, a cock ring or even surgery (if you've got 4 grand sapre)don't give up on life in your late 20s ffs lad my mum's in 24/7 chronic pain cause of her bones - THAT's a shit life.you've got things within your control that you can fix up and your 40th birthday can look unrecognisably better than your 30th. I'm not saying this in a "just bee urself <3" type way cause I know how cunty society can be but I know ugly cunts, short cunts, and plain boring cunts who swim in puss puss every weekend.
just been seduced by a seductress
>>196491470Genuinely mental how fucking unhinged the average twitter user is
>>196491371
>>196491339European Dublin Regulations are used by many EU countries.Egypt refuses Sudanese asylum seekers.The EU even struck a deal with Turkey to take back thousands of migrants that passed through Turkey because it sought assurances that Turkey was a "safe" country for them in an attempt to stem the flow of economic migrants.
>>196491485they’d treat all goyim like they treat the palestinians if they could
some nice things going on on /b/ rn
>>196491279obviously just a dad and his son and the comments are all saying to get child services involved the british public is thick as pig shit
>>196491540mate that's a naked bloke
>>196491470Honestly just given up all hope. These lot fucking love that authoritarian police state bullshit.
>>196491485ah yes the european left who are famously just okay with the western establishment
>muh international rules based order didn’t think anyone cared about this dire lie these days. mad
>>196491371need to see her bumhole
>>196491492i appreciate your post and you're right but i'm not fat at all, even slightly, i have great hair and a haircut that gets compliments from strangers it's so good, and yeah i agree on girth but i'm below average there as well with 4 inches circumferencei defo should have started jelqing years ago but i was too demoralised
Mad how Diego craves Congolese black mambas for his pristine Christian shitpipe
Just want to bum my son on national television
>>196491543bit weird though init?
>>196491568the western establishment is pozzed beyond saviour
>>196491613least deviant homo
absolutely nothing wrong with loving your son and showing off that love in a public setting
>>196491603there is legit surgery for that type of thing though ladand it's not like the leg lengthening thing which means you can barely move for the sake of being 2 inches taller it's non-invasive and actually wears off after 4 years requiring further injections if you've got a decent job and savings probably give it a shoutquite pricey though
>>196491620>bit weird? Better call the five naughts!
My dad used to pants me in front of his mates whenever I came downstairs and they were drinking, that's why they gave me the nickname biro
woke mob up in arms because a bald old man in glasses bites a kids ear on live television, anyone would think hes a pedo
>>196491674i need to get lipo for my fupa and have planned to for years and years, i'll start earning better money in the next couple of years if everything goes right then i'll get thatthe girth surgery i've seen is the fat transfer stuff unless you know of something i haven't seen?
>>196491720not bald is he
>>196491748Corr they're actually fit for a change
the thing i hate about reddit is how they have all these emotionally rooted dogmas that they subscribe too. 4chan is just as retarded but at least people won’t say>your opinion is wrong because it’s racist and shit like that, a lot less so anyway
>>196491742bunch of stuff you can dobbc3 did a doc on it years agoanyway to summarise, I know it's a faggy thing to say that your attitude can hold you back, but it kind of can sometimesbig dick energy is a thing
>>196491751baldy cope
>>196491748miss allie haze
kjsdbvjdfbjhbkc vfbxkjbvkjfbvjkdb>>196491812>>196491812
>>196491790Your opinion is wrong because its boring
