"relaxing drive" edition>>198814823previous
first
>>198818532i'm even shorter
Canada
I wish I was in an abusive relationship with a Russian girl
I CANT DRIVE >>198818517
Girls are always nice to me, but I'm 6'2" so
>>198818604>the nigger pajeet chink hotline
>>198818584I don't know what to tell you
>>198818517
Taking a long afternoon nap wrecked the ol' sleep schedule. Finally drifting off now. Catch ya later, fags
>>198818638girls think i'm one of them
goodnight guys
>>198818701do you do that on purpose
>>198818712thanks for making the new
>>198818712Good-night!
>>198818712goodnight, Spinnamon Roll
why are you up so late?
>>198818727ermm
>>198818701
>>198818779I become nocturnal without anything to hold me accountable for getting up
>>198818783
>>198818779don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes
>>198818779Why are you brown?
>>198818818same
>>198818701>>198818727>>198818783>>198818787>>198818818>>198818907>>>/lgbt/
>>198818517https://files.catbox.moe/yg9pzd.mp4
>>198818818
>>198818795ok>>198818831i’m just curious>>198818863ok spic
>>198818976>>198818907ok both of you manlets get all dolled up then
>>198819030i will rape you with the head of a cossack
>>198818976>>198819030would really appreciate if you raging homos toned down the gay shit here. this is why people hate you irl. thx
>>198819085well now i'm gonna make it worse
It's durian flavored. Thank you for reading my blog.You can unsubscribe from further emails by clicking here.
I wish Drow women were real. Could you imagine being a small human boy, out hunting with your father only to be snatched up by marauding Drow women and dragged back to the deepest darkest caverns in the earth and made to serve their every whim? God that's hot
>>198819108I tried durian and it didn't smell bad like I was told it would
SASHA UUUOOOHHH T^T
>>198819108Very cute
>>198819108that’s cute
>>198819138minthara is so hot, smart and loyaldeceptively grounded and rational. tfw no minthara mommy gf
>>198819140The smell can make even natives carsick. I don't think it smells "bad" but it is rather pungent.Allegedly they tested the smell on animals, and it's the seed that smells bad. Cats react to it by trying to bury it like it's a turd.
I should have been asleep hours ago
>>198819278i woke up at 8
>>198819289that's not healthy
>>198819327i know, neither am i, so it's especially hard to fix my sleep
motivate me to do a few more hours of mind numbing work
>>198819446gotta make that money anonsucks i don't think i can ever get a job
>>198819446no go to sleep
>>198819481>telling me noTHIS is how to motivate a motherfucker
>>198819504your boiwaifu is in bed waiting for you
>>198819595cinamonroll....
Director Vince Gilligan didn’t want to continue with Breaking Bad when he found out that a similar show, “Weeds,” had the same premise. Later he said if he had knew earlier about this show, he wouldn’t even have created Breaking Bad
is it so bad to like feminine dudes /pol/bros
>>198819683Like, or LIKE like?
>>198819703like cuddle one
>>198819628Is that his final form?
>>198819771>goodnight guysok now this post doesn't seem so harmless and nice
sex
>>198819955no thank you ill just have some water
>>198820225Water based lubrication?
>>198820370WATER WITH NO LUBE WHAT THE HELL KINDA RACKET YOU PEOPLE RUNNING HERE ANYWAY
>>198820396Lubrication with no water? That would be a powder.
KonichiwaNihao
one hour of work done >:) feed the hate machine more, kiddies
>>198821037I PILOT THE HATREDCOPTER
U is stupid
>>198821528u are a negro
turns out, other users on spotify can see you've been listening to kim petras' dicksucking songs
>>198822228lmao drunk dancing alone in your room listening to kim petras?
>>198822296driving*
>>198819213>Cats react to it by trying to bury it like it's a turd.Lmao
AMERICAN POWERAMERICAN DREAMAMERICAN HI-TECH WAR MACHINEKILLER, KILLER, NICE AND CLEANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEXuhTUh3cU&list=PLsq37WHm6P3cRiVMf92ERigggni_pFYSk&index=4
There is a mockingbird and a squirrel right outside my window and they are being very loud!
Sometimes you just need to get things done
question for americans, would you die for canada if its invaded
>>198823124its already being invaded with hindudu rapemen and im not doing shit
>>198823149please answer the question seriously
>>198823120What are you doin there whiteboi
>>198823124This hypothetical is an impossible scenario, therefore I have no answer.Who would invade Canada, and how?
>>198823246china or russia from the pacific
>>198823200visiting relatives, mostly
>>198823283They would sooner be levels with nukes than launch an invasion of Canada.This scenario could only occur in an apocalyptic setting, therefore I would NOT die for Canada, because I'd be too busy defending the US from whatever carnage befalls us.
>>198823417answer the question you fucking burger!!! i would die for america if it was invaded by whoever just answer my question
>>198823453Yes
>>198823518thank you i love america
Time for a sweet treat
>>198823192i mean no we got our own shit to deal with, were both being invaded by shitskins and chinamen
Eat ass
>>>/vg/482875075found a jason post in the wild
Might take way too many drugs and turn myself into a schizo and then I'll spam /cum/ with nonsense for hours every day
Massive farts today
>>198823992what goes jayson look like
>>198818604How did we find ourselves in a position where the tattletale teacher’s pets are running the country?
>>198824839kike jews
>>198824878Chud
>>198824795a handsome angel, like a Greek statue
>>198825075He's right though
It’s Friday my boys
>>198825408are there any cute guys here
>>198825703Me
>>198825703no only big hunky masculine men or fat short ugly dweebs sorry
>>198825747
>>198825743What kind of cute
>>198825747Mexicans Americans will look like this in 3rd generation. At least the ones who aren't related to the central and south American ones.
just downloaded a voice changer, time to pretend to be a woman while playing video games lol
>>198826442What race are you?
>>198826668yellow
.
>>198826442Does it actually work? Which one?
>>198827244RVC project
>>198826442send it pls
>>198827282https://github.com/RVC-Project/Retrieval-based-Voice-Conversion-WebUI/blob/main/docs/en/README.en.md
>>198827281Ty, I will check it out later and pretend to be a girl on CS.
On a mission to fly drunk
>>198827354tynow i dont have to voice train to talk online
>>198827354>python>ffmpegJust give me a GUI and libraries, why are trannies like this.
>>198826442how much lack of self awareness do you need to do this, do you not just stop and think "wtf am i doing, i'm a man"
>>198827652Some races are struggling hard.
Best dating app?
>>198828042Bumble is decent
French fries are the kids menu here
>>198828143
good morning!
>>198828143Will you try their rotten fish
>>198828773I haveIt's fine, just eat some mints later bro you've eaten worse
the norway thread is dying, people cum-sisters, let us into this thread. kick out mexico. we can be /cun/
>>198828975There's a waiting list for cum applicants
>>198828975You can join anytime but Mexico stays
is jason having a good morning?
No, he's trying to download a voice changer and getting frustrated.
I want to watch some tranime but I have to eat breakfast and workout forst this is so gay
Oh yeaaaa there's the buzz haha
>>198828975Sorry this is a civilization thread. Go crawl back to your burrow you snow bunny.
>it doesn't recognize my GPU*chair clattering*
>>198827405where are you going?
>>198829481We is be going to Colorado Springs
>>198829393OK, I think I'm unzipping the AMD one now.
>>198829604cool bro, have fun, take lots of pics for us
Almost to the week end :) I will bake a blueberry pie, attend a pilates class and read a book about science. :))))
JK WE GON GET MORE FUCKED UP THAN A MOFO AND GET HANDJOBS AT THE MASSAGE PARLOR
Hey /cum/ If I were planning on killing myself via gun, what would be the best place to aim?
>>198829821How do white people treat you in Europe? I'm Mexican and I'm interested on going there
>>198829847the tip of your penis
>>198829847a high ranking politician
my buddy just asked to hang out and I had to make an excuse for why i can't drive rn at 9:30 am
i wanna be a woman so bad
>>198829714I shall. I brought my camera was kinda scared security wouldn't let me bring it.>>198829919The EU provides every Mexican with a Norwegian wife on arrival
currently up $157 on this crypto casinowhen I am done eating I will deposit $57 and if I lose it all without a withdrawal I will quit gambling and objectively have beaten the casino
>>198829919It's all about your demeanor, not sure if Im using this term correctly. Unless you go inside an underground white supremacist pub nobody will care about you being foreign
anyone else feel bad for Europeans for having small ass countries?
>>198830201Shut the fuck up faggot.
>>198830253sorry your flag just reminded me of the poor europeans with their tiny ass countries
This voice changer sucks because AMD GPUs aren't supported. It's over.
>>198830303should have bought Nvidia loser
>>198830355FUCK YOU NIGGER
>>198830021I know. It's like those poor refugees landing on those European beaches. White women raining down ass on those poor brave men.
>>198830303sweaty, there is a reason nvidia is worth more than europe.
>>198830008YWNBAW
How come so many people pronounce “treatise” as though it were spelled “treatsy”Some kind of mass formation dyslexia?
>>198830606I've never heard anyone say it like that
God damn it why is it so hard to kill your selfI don’t want fuck up and become crippled I just want to DIE
>>198830808I want you to live and continue /cum/ posting
>>198830832Fuck you…I’m sorry I’m just a bit agitated right now I love you anon, but it’s time for me to die
>>198830897There is no one you can call to talk to?
>>198830930Talking to people doesn’t really help, it doesn’t fix the root issue…I’ve also tried a bunch of other things but nothing helps, some people just aren’t meant to be saved.
Bill Clinton was easily the best president of our lifetimes, followed by Biden, Obama, Trump, and then Bush II. However, there's a huge gap between Obama and Trump. If you were born after 9/11 or something, return to the nursery.
currently tweaking
Okay, I stayed up a couple extra hours fiddling with voice changer nonsense.I still can't change my voice to sound like a girl in CS. I might as well look into actual tranny voice practice at this point. Code monkeys are not ever going to come through.
>>198831592youll figure it out queen
>>198831749No I won't, I uninstalled it all and I'm getting ready to sleep now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anjTd9mraeAthis rocks hard
>>198831785youll get it tomorrow queen
>>198831817No I won't, I'll start looking up voice training or I'll forget about it.
does it seem like youtube ads have been longer lately?
I’m going to go buy a gun to blow my brains out now Goodnight /cum/!
>>198832122sorry, pretty sure there's a 2 week waiting period
>>198832212NOT IN TEXAS!!
>>198832269based
>>198831132Obama's presidency was nothing about violent protests, wars and a major recession
i want a cute int twink bf
picked up my shoes from the cobbler, they feel much better after getting gaped all night long
>>198831006There's almost certainly a way. You just can't see it atm
>>198832400>they feel much better after getting gaped all night long?
been reading /fr/ lately. absolutely braindead general
>>198833012tgpd
think you can do what we do? I doubt it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0skwHKA-eo
Just finished my workout. Currently taking a shit while all sweaty
>>198833429I ironically feel cleaned out after exercising to the point of sweating
Can someone give me a quick rundown on why Trudeau should resign? What benefits will I get for voting in a Conservative leader?
>>198833001what?
the problem with jobs that pay alot is that they also expect alot from you
hello
>>198818604>Français>press>FUCK YOU FROG HON HON HON
is there a good reason why everything has to look so ugly nowadays when they were building shit like this a hundred years ago when people still thought the earth was flat
>>198834941demoralization tactic
>>198834941efficiency vs grandiosity
>>198831132if you weren't alive for the first war in the Gulf, you had smartphone access in high school which means you'll always be dumb.
>>198835163grandiosity rules. only soulless borg automatons think otherwise
>>198834941many architects want to make good looking buildings but are beholden to their benefactors who want to maximize space while one upping the skyscraper next door. construction companies who make commercial and housing buildings at a large scale just copy/paste the same blueprints in order to maximize profits.
wtf is going on over there
hmmm i dont have food for today. need to concoct something real quick
>>198835565that's gay. i hear being an architect is depressing because everyone wants to be an artist but the large majority of them just end up designing the same mcmansion/big box store/drive thru over and over
>>198836335The only way to be an interesting architect is to find a rich guy and build him a cool house that can go onto your portfolio.but also lots of architects are the problem in regards to ugly buildings. they're the ones who brought us brutalism
>>198836500hello?
>>198836838hellooooo. I am calling to order 1 large pepperoni pizza for tonight.
>>198835744I'm pre preparing some brown rice, cabbage, and lentils for dinner.
>>198836961hello. sir. this is a wendy's.
>>198837108alright then, get me a pack of 20pc nuggies and some coke
I'm thinking of becoming a /cum/ personality so that I can be recognized here since I don't have any friends irl
>>198837469you're not creative enough to invent one.
>>198837518You don't know me
I came today to the office just to let them see me but I'm not working at all
>>198837586we know, we can see your flag.
LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM WE STARTED DATING AND NOW YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF
In 2028 I'll be voting for none other than: Vivek Ramaswamy!
Going out for a run, despite the heat.The half marathon WILL happen someday.
pool wagie needs to hurry up so i can get back to lounging carelessly
>>198837974I should do this because I don't like going to the gym. Too crowded
i got my tattoo yesterday, it hurt sooooo much when he was tattooing the area near my wrist
>>198838207What could possibly be so important to you that you need to drawn into your skin for the rest of your life? I hope you say dead family member because there aren't many other sensible responses
ate spicy chorizos and now my tummy and mouth are burning
>>198838394life isnt that important or serious, i got cool little guys fighting on my arm
update: pool wagie has informed me that pools closed for the next couple hours
>>198838482>didn't post habboISHYGDDT
>>198838448Soon your butthole will burn too
>>198838480I don't have any tattoos but I kinda want to let a developing tattoo artist practice on me so I can have a bunch of shitty tattoos everywhere. I think that would be funny
>>198838554I ate 2 bananas in the hopes of neutralizing some of it. I unfortunately don't have yoghurt.
https://dailystormer.in/california-jury-orders-british-cypriot-billionaire-to-give-slut-900-million-for-3-year-long-rapefest/
>>198838592kys pedo
>>198838394Kys you fucking prude you don’t have agency over what others want to do with their body
>>198838567id say why not, you can get really cheap or free tattoos that way. would be a fun experience/memory too
Wish I could cast a 9th level Conjure: Burger spell
>>198838634You're mentally weak
>>198838789I have the Craft: Burger skill from the Cooking specialization tree
>>198838480>life isnt that important or seriousWow a self aware npc Do me a favor and don't vote in any election ever
if kraft american slices arent GOOD for me? why do they taste so GOOD
>>198838567you got that from King of Staten Island.
is there a way to get into the United States through US-Mexico border by pretending to be a tranny since lgbt is considered an extremist terrorist movement in this country? how the fuck does one even pull it off
>instantly starts talking about politicsand im the npc...
>>198838928Idk what that is, but I know I'm probably not the first person with that idea
>>198839036Yeah you areIt's true.
>>198839028We're full
placer is brown
>>198839028i could just marry you if it still works that way, assuming you're between 18-21 and weigh less than 125 pounds.
Carong what other men have on their bodies is kinda gay
This woman hates white people
good morning guys im in a horrible depressive and self destructive mood today its gonna be a fun day
>>198839028Go to the Mexico buy a wig and get your dick chopped off by Dr.Pablo
>>198839203maybe just uhhh think positively? ugh men...
>>198839203don't care about your problems 'cause i got my own.
>>198839203morning fella
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7SFpxWpcOw
>>198839203Me
>>198839182Of course I care, if I'm hiring for a job then I'm gonna pick the person who didn't draw pretty baby pictures on themselves with permanent crayon >Le gay insult out of nowhereExactly as expected from a tattoo haver
>>198839203Yeah well, if nobody near you gives a shit, what makes you think we'll care?
>>198838592
nigga you dont even have a career, let alone ever needing to hire anyone
>>198839278you don’t have to care that’s fine im garbage anyway that doesnt matter would be better off dead than wasting oxygen andfood disgustingworm creature
I haven't showered in like a week. I was wearing a white shirt and now it's all browning lmao
>>198839166Jason…
>>198839491contemplate the smell
>>198839384>if I'm hiring for a jobYes we know you're gonna run that wendy's like it's the navy>Exactly as expected from a tattoo haverI don't have any tattoos or any interest in having one, but this renewed fixation on tattoos being degenerate is weird
THERE WAS A FIRE FIGHT
Im going to smoke so much weed when it gets legalized in november
>>198839567Weed is gay
dis nigga paying $90 for an eighth of
My father is blatantly engaging in an affair and I give zero fucks, but I kinda want to confront him over it solely to call him a fucking dumbass for thinking that he's slick enough to fool me
spinning in my chair
>finished training for today>cooking a frozen pizza for lunchnot sure what to do for the rest of the day
>>198839524Name a good reason to get a tattoo? Let's see what we've heard in the thread so far >Life isn't serious >Ur ghey >You work at Wendy's Go ahead and name a good reason. Don't just throw a tantrum because I care about point out something retarded people are doing and they wish I didn't. I don't think it should be illegal. But I'll post all day about how tattoos are retarded, idgaf Like I said, if it's for a dead family member or some shit then I can understand, but the majority of tattoos are Funko Pop tier, but at least those can be throw away
>>198839601You are gay>>198839609No idea what that means
>>198839620Stop seething about your old man getting pussy junior
All Koreans and gooks are succubuses don't take the risk buds
>>198839663go for a walk outside
>>198839663I look like that
>>198839682>No idea what that meansdispensary prices are jacked all the way up, its legitamately like $90 for a quad of just regular ass weed here. I pay $50 for a quad of exotic ass purple weed from my street plug
>>198839670Idk why you're demanding a "good reason" to get a tattoo. This is just something I can't imagine having a strong opinion on. It's bizarre you care, that's what I'm saying
My brothers phone has grindr on it
what is the IRL equivalent of arcadia bay from life is strange? I want to live there
>>198839670kys not everyone has to live in a way you agree with you fucking control freak
>>198839719what happened?
>>198839765>Idk why you're demanding a "good reason" to get a tattoo.I prefer to live in a world with as few stupid people as possible
>>198839670>Like I said, if it's for a dead family member or some shit then I can understand, but the majority of tattoos are Funko Pop tier, but at least those can be throw awaythe whole tattoos have to have a meaning shit is gay and so are you
>>198839732I have no idea how to meet someone that sells weed
>>198839771Do you think he's a top or bottom?
>>198839780You don't see the irony in calling me a control freak, while telling me to kms for my opinion? I never said you shouldn't be allowed to get a tattoo.
>>198839771dis nigga know what da grindr app look like
>>198839817>I prefer to live in a world with as few stupid people as possibleGo cry about it. I don't like tattoos, but I'm not seething about like you lol
>>198839854probably a bottom I wonder how my dad would react that both his sons are gay
>>198839831They don't *have* to have meaning. You have the freedom to be stupid if you want to.
>>198839687I just said that I don't give a fuck about it can you not fucking readare you as stupid as him
>I wonder how my dad would react that both his sons are gay
>>198839228but that's not pretending, i was thinking about getting jailed for like 15 days for "lgbt propaganda" and using that as a proof or something like that>>198839090is there a single country that isn't full nowadays?>>198839166i don't fit your requirements
>>198839891Why are you telling me I'm seething but not the people telling me to kms and calling me gay? Your bias causes your words to lose their entire meaning to me
>>198839928except you obviously do care since you're blogposting about it and contemplating about confronting him
>>198839785She smelled like piss her apartment smelled like piss she sucked me off and her cunt smelled like necrotic battery acid and i swear had welts or some shit so I left. Didn't block her number and she didn't text me afterGonna piss in a cup but I'm never going along with another hook up again. Learned my lesson.Need some dumb white girl and just need to keep her
>>198839943Probably the father's own fault at that point
>>198839946How bad is your situation that you are willing to go to jail for 15 days?
Got a pack of loud
>>198839947Bc they're not the ones replying to me. Getting worked up about this from any side is what is cringe
>>198839966Okay so you are illiterateI directly outlined what I do and don't care about in this situation, cretinI don't give a fuck if he bangs some whore but I am offended by his piss-poor excuses when I see him doing something odd>oh I was standing in the shed with my pants down to... pee yeah I had to peeyou think I'm stupid enough to believe that you licentious fuck
>>198840053But you replied to me first, so why not reply to them first
>>198840048Your pussy is loud
>>198839997the situation is not bad at all, is going to jail for 15 days that bad?
>>198839874>>198839901oh no no hahaha
>>198839947Because 4chan retards always take the side of whomever a given anon is complaining about; it's basically a rule. When was the last time you saw someone say "Yeah, you're right anon; that guy was in the wrong."?
>>198840058I know what you think you said, but lying is part of what makes it an "affair" dumbass. The two things you are trying to separate are linked, and if you truly didn't care you would let your old man be
>>198840136Well as long as you know you're a retard Try to do better in the future, champ
Went to this student dorm of a Taiwanese girl once and she had a cat and it was super tiny and I’m sure the cat pissed on every surface of her room because it had the most intense cat piss stench.Still shagged…
NEW>>198840195>>198840195>>198840195
>>198840087Bc they chimed in after we started replying to each other. I'm sorry for not playing fair. I'm sure that's very upsetting
>>198840171Well, no, what renders it an affair is engaging in extra-marital fornication. I'm simply an extremely narcissistic and insecure individual, and I do not take even mild slights such as being fibbed to well.
>>198840087>>198840097
>>198840194The fuck are you snapping at me for? I'm taking your side.
