frens edition. non frens not allowedprev >>198840195
>>198846827me on the left
>>198840330 :)
>>198846947gross. zoom out so I can see the good stuff
>>198846957
>>198846947gross. zoom in so I can see the good stuff.
>>198846983I hate those laminate floorings so much it's unreal
>>198846947>>198846983you guys see how black dress girls and white top black dress/white top girls' feet aren't touching? behind the scenes they HATE each other
>>198847054What's the lore?
>>198847037weird thing to hate. do you have strong sexual feelings about floor tiles, by any chance?
>>198847089VGH
>>198847054I'd be black dress and lace top, and my feet are touching my friend but not that mean harpy who nobody will touch feet with
>>198847089looks like shitI'd rather have some pizza or a crunchwrap
I went to school with a guy whose father owned a ceramic tile store. After graduating, he went on to need a heart transplant due to drug abuse, and later went on to kill himself.
>>198847089enertaining to watch
I had to kick out a long time friend from my discord server because he kept trying to influence people to do hard drugs. Everyone is against me saying who cares what anyone does in their personal life, but I've seen what it does to people. I feel sad for having to ban him and also sad that nobody seems to understand how serious it is. I've known the guy since before he even smoked weed
Got some brisket in Gastonia, North Carolina yesterday, some people shouldn’t be allowed to call it brisket
>>198847173Drugs are evil!Except weed and mushrooms, they are fine.
>>198847182lol pussy
>>198847173lol what a loser fuck him
getting filtered because I can't remember the controls
>>198847085i only know what the feet tell me. for instance checkered dress girl is a real sloppy pig running around barefoot without showering for DAYS probably, but her makeup caked face could have told you as much. black dress with the white top underneath the dress is nice enough she's cute and nice, but white dress girl is where it's AT she looks sexy and beautiful but also she can be cute and bro, look at those soles, flawless, spotless, I would eat sunday breakfast lunch and dinner on her feet, but I wouldn't do that to her I would actually invite her out and pay for everything and open the car door and restaurant door and pull out her chair and tip heavily and rizz up the waitresses and pal around with the waiters that's how much I like that girl
I havent had brisket in many months
>>198847206Take fentanyl Take a lot of it actually and do the world a favor
>>198847215how did you become so wise?
>except weed, [it's] fine
>>198847226>noooooooo drugs are le bad cause they ruin lives>but kysok retard
>>198847105No I'm just tired of these cheap ass floors in every new apartment why can't they use real wood
>>198847253Either orient yourself towards productivity, or remove yourself entirely become a net force of good one way or another
>>198847284real wood is way way way more expensive that's why
>>198847284>real woodNot enough microplastics, chuddy
>>198847304so you'll be offing yourself shortly then, I trust.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7QnhT8SkNc
People who live in plastic-floored apartments would have been living in huts with dirt floors a couple hundred years ago
about to finndle my dinkus, so to speak
>>198847243Lifetime of experience for you. For me, I was born this way.
>>198847325most wood floors are coated in highly toxic chemical coatings, but regardless if you're worried about microplastics I think you'd have much better luck switching to glass and metal drinkware and not buying food in plastic wrap, stuff like that
>>198847345I'm not a hard junkie, I have a job and pay taxes and dont depend on the government for anything
>>198847304I generally define good and bad as good for me or bad for me, so ACKing like a tranny isn’t really in the cards
>>198847364do you actually sit around listening to this shit? the government should prescribe you some pussy for the safety of everyone good lord
>>198847412Surrounding your neighborhood with George Floyd tier addicts probably wouldn't be good for you I figure
>>198847421>filtered by musiqal concreteYGSIU
>>198847364Based
>>198847284It's not practical for apartments unless you're in a major city that also has weather that will permit real wood flooring. being as it may those fake wood laminates are durable, easy to install and remove, and cheap! It's only practical
>>198847449No, I think the fent encampments should be immediately rounded up and institutionalized
Euthanize this bussy
Do you ever have the dream about killing someone and living with the knowledge that if the crime is ever discovered, your life is over? Hate that dream.
>>198847544No
Had a sudden heavy downpour with strong winds today and it killed a tomato plant :(
I believe in miraclesI believe in a better world for me and youOh-oh, I believe in miraclesI believe in a better world for me and youAlright
>>198847585NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>198847544yeah i had that a couple weeks ago. the emotion was very lifelike. i didn't know it was such a common dream
>>198847606
>>198847698
Poop and diarrhea
>>198847089this nigga took all this stuff up there to make that shitty sandwich?he even burned the bun
>>198847660 traumatic stress dream club
I have arrived in Colorado Springs I will now look for a Popeyes
>>198847997you are in mexico THO. I know you're going to get the spicy chicken regardless
why
i wanna ride through the desert on a camel for a while
>>198847804no mustard or mayo but I bet it was decent!
Krishna. Fearlessness, singleness of soul, the wilLAlways to strive for wisdom; opened handAnd governed appetites; and piety,And love of lonely study; humbleness,Uprightness, heed to injure nought which lives,Truthfulness, slowness unto wrath, a mindThat lightly letteth go what others prize;And equanimity, and charityWhich spieth no man's faults; and tendernessTowards all that suffer; a contented heart,Fluttered by no desires; a bearing mild,Modest, and grave, with manhood nobly mixed,With patience, fortitude, and purity;An unrevengeful spirit, never givenTo rate itself too high;- such be the signs,O Indian Prince! of him whose feet are setOn that fair path which leads to heavenly birth!Deceitfulness, and arrogance, and pride,Quickness to anger, harsh and evil speech,And ignorance, to its own darkness blind,-These be the signs, My Prince! of him whose birthIs fated for the regions of the vile.
Born slippy
>>198848087I am not in mexico thoughbever that's my carrier baiting
im gonna rapemaxx
LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM WE STARTED DATING NOW YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF AND IT'S NOT L-L-LOVE IT'S SOMETHING ELSE
https://files.catbox.moe/zt78w6.mp4
>>198848284who is max
do you ever rip hairs out of your ballsack cus it feels good
very shit thread atm
let's cheer the hungry
thought I had to sneeze but I didn't
bingo bango bongo
anyone down to play a game or something
I discovered two binders full of my uncle's old cards. They're MLB, NFL, NBA, and super hero cards from the early 90s
synthwave is so good>>198848611only game I have is cod warzone on mobile and I'm not very good it's been almost a year or more since I last was heavily playing it
>only game I have is cod warzone on mobile
>>198848644smug gremlin needs cleavage correction
hope you all are doing well.
damn
hope you all are pooing smell
>>198848776she wouldn't be in such fear if she didn't dress like that
>>198848776perhaps islam was right about women
>>198848854these islam bitches aren't much better, most of them aren't at least but you can find worthy women in all walks of life, they're just few and far in between and usually fat/ugly/taken
>>198848969all women are the same. their behavior is directly related to how much control men have over them
>>198848776>dresses like a whore in a crowded place >omg these RAPISTS wont stop staring at me im being RAPED help heeeelppp
>>198849020I would say genetics and personality formed through their definitive years plays a huge role in how women behave. What if father and brothers were never around and there wasn't a huge presence of same age boys around so a little group of girl friends formed. You got a natural leader usually the most obnoxious / prettiest / biggest one, then you got the followers who will be shy and sensitive in one situation and loud and aggressive in another whatever the situation calls for. then there's the mild mannered soft spoken quiet shy and very nice girl who is naturally like that even if she hangs around with a bunch of degenerates who bring her along. I agree the extremes aren't the majority but they exist
>>198848776jesus, tell her to eat something or maybe get checked out.
Cheddar jalapeño sausages
pepperoni 'za for tonight
wish i wasnt poor to be desu
any 26yo unemployedcels here
freaky ass nigga he a 69 godfreaky ass nigga he a 69 godrun run run run run for your liferun run run run run for your lifesay o-v-hoe> o-v-hoesay o-v-hoe> o-v-hoethen step awaystep awaystep awaystep away
whenever i think about my life and my future, the logical conclusion always ends up being "i should become an hero."
>>198849232meeeeee
>>198849232try 30yo
my biggest mistake when edating was hunting down and meeting foreign girls, that doesn't help me when interacting with girls from the USA, with western ho's, it's fun to flirt and play loveydovey with these foreign asian/russian/latinas but it might have been a waste of time I fear
wanna goon but porn is just so boring
>tfw friday night>tfw /cum/ is dead once again>tfw normies are out partying and having sex
>>198848776the guys fucking head is facing the road
>>198849656he might have been staring for like a split second, I'll give her the benefit of the doubt. was he likely leering at her while driving super slowly? no, she's a dramatic bitch, that's how ur supposed to drive out of a parking lot while in a heavy truck while loaded, what a fucking retarded ugly basic average whore she is
>>198849647>friday nightits barely a quarter past 4
>>1988498367:15PM in the be(a)st coast
Sometimes I don't think any of you have lyrical skills
>>198849972I am a retard, hence talk like a retard as well.
ayo theres an anon he's a real bitchhe cant get laid and he cant get hitchedhe's from Canada, way up northwhere their nobel lit prize is a woman having sex with a horse
i pat my homies on the head and say "good boy, yes you're such a good boy, yes you are, yes you are".
>>198850012made me lol
ayo i spit hot fire on wax turn it into a candle give ur momma that GOOD dick the type she's used to ahaha u thought i was gonna say handle
When she cries (she cries) at night (at night)And she doesn't think that I can hear herShe tries (she tries) to hide (to hide)All the fears she feels insideSo I pray (I pray) this time (this time)I can be the man that she deserves'Cause I die a little each timeWhen she cries
Been two weeks since I filed my state tax return and still haven't gotten my refund. Getting a little worried desu
henlo saaars
>>198850012>where their nobel lit prize is a woman having sex with a horseAlice Munro?
>>198850130
got mah hair cut
any ITcels here? what should i study if i want to make big money and have little skill and want to work very little that's relatively easy?
>>198850184how'd it come out?
>>198850158Only 1 Canadian has one a nobel prize in lit and that is Alice Munro. I don't see David Bussell's name in the list.
>>198850208pretty good. i was getting kinda shaggy
>>198850212*wonsorry im drunk
>>198850212stfu nerd
>>198850212damn
about to take a nasty shit. I can feel it rumbling inside me.
>>198850266nigga im no nerd.
what is the point of the Nobel PrizeDo you have it?I dont.
>>198850253its okay bb i am too
>>198850311I have a Nobel Prize in Sex.
>>198850311>he has not won a nobel prize what a fucking loser
>>198850343>what a fucking loserI know, right>>198850338Sexoed 3 different girls this week, you?
>>198850361Why are you consistently paying for sex with women that have dry cunts instead of just jerking off for free?
>>198849799staring as in looking around to make sure he doesnt operate his fucking motor vehicle dangerouslythese whores make entire rants about people literally swiveling their head because theyre expecting stares when they knowingly dress like whores and whip out the camera
>>198850394she feels ashamed for dressing like a slut
I remember there was this band in the 90s called Blessed Union of Souls where the singer, an African American, called himself a nigger in a song
>>198850421she should. fucking whore
>>198850438based negroid
>>198850386I just wish prostitutes were legal here so I could get a scent of a woman. I'd honestly pay upwards to $50 just to have a woman sit on my face for 20 minutes. Not even joking.
>>198850475how do you think your mom finds work?
>>198850438A black nigger? Yeah, right! Get out of town, nigga!
>>198850394There is no winning, enough guys walk past her and ignore her and she would start to whine about how men don't approach women anymore and how she's ugly and a femcel and all that, if that guy does what she wanted which is to just ignore her and tokyo drift out of the parking lot she would just use that footage on tik tok like omgomgomg you guys this crazy MAN just drove like a maniac I am like so scared rn like and subscribe *head tilt peace sign*
>>198850475I don't think you'd want a prostitute to sit on your face
what if she spit on your face
>>198850503I'd love to have the most nasty, jankiest whore to smother my face>>198850509that'd be hot too
>>198850386>payingI am not doing that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dcFWLV_OlI
BEAT women.
Just saw my first troon IRL, way to go america!
>>198850591with my huge cockerino
I also remember in the early 90s there was this rapper named....named....CHUB ROCK. That was his name. Anyways, this was before rap was popular. He had this song called "Treat them right" in which he said to be nice to your fans because you could make a new friend. Can you imagine that nowadays? Like a famous rap artist being cool cuz he wants to be your friend?At any rate, it was a different time. A better time.
>>198850617you looked at yourself in the mirror?
>>198850617did you rape his bussy
>>198850591i don't have the energy
>>1988506214 inches
>>198850634https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHRGFaQzRBA
>>198850635No xhe was driving a pink beat up suzuki with a HOONIGAN sticker across the windshield
>>198850634We have gypsy... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UI6R54N3nw
>>198850617like last year i think i saw this lanky ass zoomer with stockings and short women shorts walking the street, he looked like a huge nerd
>>198850656dipping isn't ladylike, sweetheart
>>198850650
is southern ireland better than northern ireland
>my face when
Oh, you kids don't know the half of it. I'm 45 and black, I could tell you stories about KRS-1 and Boogie Down Productions (BDP KREW) in the late 80s, whoo! I'm telling you, if Hollywood is running out of ideas they should make a movie out of the late 80s NY rap scene. My god it like a movie
this one time my dad brought home red lobster and because it was a celebration (i forget what for), he got a lot. when we were all full, we let the cat have some crab. and boy o boy did she eat! what's funny is, this particular night is the only time i have ever personally seen a mouse. he scurried in, and of course my mom flipped out, my dad went looking for some sort of weapon, etc. (don't worry, he got away in the closet). but what was very funny to me then and still, is our very satiated cat, whose hunter instinct should have been blaring, made one feeble attempt at catching the mouse, but quickely surrendered to the fattening of butter-sauced crab.
>>198850783Southern Ireland is just called Ireland, Northern Ireland is is and English colony
>I'm 45 and black
literally getting promoted in my job because there's nobody else... feels weird but at least i'll get paid more
>>198850835Believe it or not my man
what is the gender ratio of this general
>>19885085898% male2% tranny
>>198850858100% male. any other answer is deceiving you in some way.
>>19885085895% dudes4.5% femboys.5% real girls
>>198850854you gettin a fat raise?
>>198850857post hand and timestamp
i am going to drink gold peak unsweet tea for the rest of the evening.
>>198850909Not sure about how much but it was confirmed that it's happening either way...
this is a Marcille general
>>198847544I sometimes have dreams where I get into fights with friends (with whom I have no animosity or reason to feel this way) and beat them to death, but fear of getting caught is not part of this type of dream for me. More of a mutually agreed combat hypothetical self defence situation (proportional and legal) :)
>>198850858we were all one single gender in the womb
>>198850925no don't
>>198850931she looks like the sort of lady upon whom equine interrogation tactics would fail
>>198850925we drink BOOZE here, maam
>>198850943never heard of this "marcille" before
>>198850783>>198850820If you want to contrast the two, you can say the Republic of Ireland for the south. Ireland is the island.
>>198850974I'm soober
>>198850958>>198850974you cannot stop my master plan
>>198851004she's VERY cute
>>198850921
Do Americans really?
>I'm sober
>>198851058I'm gonna buy this sweatshirt now
>>198851043well at least your nails are trimmed. idk why but i notice a lot of blacks dont cut their nails for some reason.
>>198851043wtf are you doing here, pops?
>>198850798Business idea:White woman KRS1 cover band called BPD Krew
>>198851087I've been here since I was in my 20sIt's true. You're here forever.
ITS TIME
>>198851032cute bisexual mule
>>198851075comfe monke
>>198851099FUND IT
>>198851114no heterosexual can resist the cocaktrice boobies, male OR female
>>198851108are you urkel's daddy
>>198851174I can neither confirm nor deny that
>>198846827me in the top left (im a nerd)
>>198851187*hoists you up the flagpole by your undies*
>>198851111
>>198851197
I've never actually gotten a wedgie, does it actually hurt
The Costco food court dinner>pepperoni pizza>sundae with chocolate ice cream and berry sauce
>>198851230Would having your balls and dick squeezed violently against your body and having cloth pulled up your asshole hurt?
>>198850361>you?0. it's over.
>>198851230Yeah but in an erotic way, like when someone spanks you and it hurts but you like it.
>>198851043https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N37TIk2puD8I'm sorry for ever being a racist
>>198851259
>>198851254I've got a cock of steel>>198851259huh well spanking can be nice
more like Travis Pussy lol
>>198851259Hmmm, think he's...I dunno, sorry?
>>198851311Did nothing wrong
Why do gay men always hit on me but I have to pull tooth and nail to find out if any given woman is attracted to me?Kind of wish I was gay
>>198851311?
>>198851314Oops, meant for >>198851265
>>198851322do you dress like a faggat
>>198851327There was a not so notable “made shooting” in Arkansas at a box store
>>198851346No bro
just assume every women ever is sexually attracted to you but is too shy to show it
>>198851376it's not even dark out bb's whyy you so sadd
>>198851395Future sex offender detected
>>198851395>>198851395>>198851395>>198851395>>198851395ding ding ding ding thissssss
>>198851395most of the time they're not shy about showing it
https://x.com/AmoneyResists/status/1803920098673017220https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-35W_FWCT9QHOME SWEET LOUISIANA
>>198851395If u know a woman is attracted to you, a lot of the time you can just take her somewhere private and start grabbing her tits
>>198851395god I just wish I could work up the courage to cold approach them in a bar but I KNOW Im ugly
>>198851322When I was younger, I guess looked kind of twinkish (bit circular; when I was younger, I looked younger), albeit tall, and was frequently hit on by zhang women and gays. Later, I filled out a bit to look like more of a grown man, and the former groups lost interest, replaced with more white women
>>198851395this
>>198851420I've only encountered a few who truly made their intentions clear.I'll never know how many beautiful women I've missed out on having sex on because I just never talked to them
>>198851352Autocorrect fucking me over>made shooting*mass, obviously
>>198851450>I KNOW Im uglyAnd???????????That's not important at all. What matters is charm, charisma, a sense of humor.
yessir, I am once again listening to steely dan and imbibing beer
>>198851469if she makes eye contact and smiles that's your sign that's it.which sucks if you have the tism and can't make eye contact with strangers for very long
>>198851490>steely danbased
Zendaya is hot
>>198851441what if i kinda think i know? i can still do that right
>>198851502Well u "can" But you will have to live with the consequences of this decision forever
>>198851497https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHjQ2lX5OkI
>>198851457>I guess looked kind of twinkish (bit circular; when I was younger, I looked younger), albeit tall, and was frequently hit on by zhang women and gaysfor me it was just the gays, probably cause there's no chinesees around here, but my god they'd just come up and grope me. very awkward
>>198851532I can’t recall any touching, but I’d sometimes get them trying to talk to me and trying to buy me drinks etc
If there is one thing we can agree on, it's that the world is fundamentally GOOD and that it is worth protecting for our children and our children's children. :]
>>198851601the world would be better once I cease to exist.
Who's a better gamer, you or this sea lion?
tattoos are gay
PULLED INTO NAZARETHWAS FEELING ABOUT JUST PAST DEADI JUST NEED A PLACE WHERE I CAN LAY MY HEAD
>>198851601i don't agree with that at all presumptuous ass nigga
>>198851630lmao
>>198851630What kind of mental illness causes someone to get a tattoo like this?
>>198851630
>>198851630bruh
>>198851593I'd say 80% of them touched me, at least slapping my ass. a few just groped my balls through my shorts and a lot would just grab my ass. like wtf dude. I get it when women complain about pushy guys now though
>>198851601That depends on what you mean by "world" and "good"
>>198851629fake
Wedgies are kind of hot, I just realized.
>>198851720Ew
really funny to see jeets accusing Canadians of running a massive anti-jeet psyop like we’re jews or something
>>198851747you guys have the beeb in canada?
>>198851720Poop stains aren't
have you tried cleaning your asshole?
only faggots clean their asshole
>>198851790Wash your ass wtfYou smell bad
damn! dis nibba ain't never hearda no toilet paper
this nigga got a poopy butthole
>>198850617i was forced to speak to two trannies and an old nigger at my doctors office the other week. old nigger wouldn't stop talking to the trannies and then they forcibly roped me into the conversation.
my lyrics shatter your schemes
>>198851807i smell like a man
Terrible thread right now :/
>>198851747well you guys are kind of second-rate everything, so it wouldn't surprise me if you were discount jews.
you smell like poop
>>198851811If you're only cleaning your ass with toilet paper then your ass isn't clean
>>198851756The CBC is basically the Canadian copy of the BBC. I’d say the CBC is more pozzed and cringe than the BBC though, which is saying something lol
I. SMELL. LIKE. A. MAN.
you smell like a big poopy
any peeers and pooers?
After I got a bidet, I can barely stand shitting away from home anymore, where the only option is toilet paper. I can feel that there’s residual shit, and it itches etc. Not using a bidet is disgusting.
even if you use wet wipes you'll be amazed at how much shit the TP leaves behind
very bad posts
>>198851932you're a fucking poopy head
>>198851747please mr jewdeau sir do not redeem brown card
>>198851889you should keep one of these with you. it's not as fully-cleansing, but at least i can eat at restaurants again, knowing i can get functionally-clean if i need to poop.
>>198851970*shimmers*AND A LITTLE BIT O' CHICKEN FRIED
some microscopic shit in your asshole aint gonna kill you bro
>>198851970doug dimmadome
>>198851968Women have it easy with purses. I’d have nowhere to put that lol
>getting killed in dark and darker>don't really care needed to empty some trash gear anyway>notice it's the TTV guy killing everyone on the map>start screaming racial and homophobic slurs>go to his stream and he and his 100 viewers are mad
>>198852014i kept mine in a cargo pocket
>>198852014you wear skinny jeans or somn?
>>198852032Does this make you feel powerful
>>198852073no but the replies he gets here do
gonna reply to him right now...
you really shouldn't flush wipes even if they say they're flushable. I like wipes too but it leaves a bad taste in my mouth to have a bathroom trashcan that is holding all my poopy wipes even if I fold them so it's all enclosed. And no I don't start wiping with poopy wipes I end the wipe session with the poopy wipes
*flushes*not my problem!
>>198852119wait what
>>198852119
>>198852073It makes me KEK OUT LOUD
>>198852032you sound queer
>>198852192>>198852192New
https://youtu.be/-Qe0m2Ana28?si=RYqhvpskcGFQSIXNSkip to 3:10Crazy that I can't find this clip without absolutely inane commentary
