Vito editionPrev >>198846827
>>198852192first for cum
hairy women.
>>198852215based
I don't see why it would matter if you flushed some flushable wipes down the drain. Unless you live in some ancient ghetto with ancient plumbing
>>198852192Here's a higher quality version
>>198852234
https://youtu.be/-Qe0m2Ana28?si=RYqhvpskcGFQSIXN [Open]Skip to 3:10Crazy that I can't find this clip without absolutely inane commentary
>>198852215sex
>>198852240why are the clone wars happening in the background?
voca.ro/1mkWELEorfOf
>>198852215Not for me
>>198852235Of course it wouldn't matter if you flushed flushable wipes down the drain, they're fucking flushable.
what does fucking a blowup doll feel like
Glad /cum/ is aristocratic enough to appreciate natural women
I don't know if my daddy's place has a septic tank or if it goes to a public sewer system but with my luck what's going to happen is one day the pipes will burst and all my years of /cum/ tissues will come pouring out and the plumber will say "yup there's ur problem right there" and then shoot me a cheeky sneering smirking glance. Anyway just don't flush flushable wipes they really don't biodegrade in a reasonable timeframe, your plumbing and your septic tank and your towns municipal sewer system will thank you
>>198852284incelism
>>198852284
>>198852262In that episode of The Sopranos, Vito and Finn briefly travel to Geonosis, right at the same time the Clone Wars began.
>>198852284I will never find out
>>198852307do they stop by tattooine and take out this ugly jewish bug?
>>198852262The original background is evocative of Soy Wars
>>198852215I like hairy pussy and ass, sometimes armpits, but hair anywhere else is a bit much
>>198852290You call your dad "daddy?" What the fuck? I call my dad Richard.
>>198852368if you don't mind armpit hair you might as well go full leg and foot hair you ain't got no clayss
>>198852215big fan
>>198852391it's not for me
>>198852376Well I hope Richard never has to shell out a few thousand because of all the buttwipes you have or you do flush down his toilets.
just belched and the carbonation of this eber burned my nostrils
>>>/pol/471821235canada anon why did you make an india hate thread
>>198852458fr. At least the cup is coming home in one of the greatest comeback/blowup stories in hockey history
Is anybody going to match my freak???
Fair enough https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZRiMcdGhqE
where are the women
>>198852534My bedroom
somebody link a cool retrowave ~ chillwave ~ synthwave mix I've expended all the ones I liked
>>198852528i hate that song so much cant wait for it to die its on like every video
>>198852534she was bound to leave any day
>>198852549It's got stamina...
Picked up some Tajín flavoured pistachios at Costco and they are goodThank you Mexibros
>>198852530that's a man
>>198852560She'll be back.In the meantime, you can take solace in the fact that there are women in this thread right now, who just aren't revealing their womanhood.
>>198852588post tits
>>198852608Here's my foot
trans rights are pedo rights
business idea: blowup pussy balloons, quick easy cheap and disposable
found my fiancée on /cum/
>it’s hot out and my apartment has no AC so I have to open my windows>now I can hear the crazy fent addicts periodically screaming at each other and smashing shitI’m leaving for suburbia or a rural area as soon as possible. Sick of this
>>198852534getting blown out by chad at this moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IYght7FGdg
ok what country do the women post on?
>>198852678Stop posting this shit
>>198852649I'm not having sex with anyone at the moment
rate my future office shoes /cum/. they should arrive some time in the next month.
>>198852703**cums on them**
I ate dinner tonight. Good times.
>>198852534>>198852560>>198852588She couldn't stand the heat or what? Someone tell me what happened
>>198852720Nothing? She just hasn't posted here today
>>198852715pretty daring evening I must say
>>198852708just what i need to break them in
>>198852715mmm aussies but being brown is bad
>>198852703they're ok I guess like a 5.5/10
Going to make some shrimp tacos
penny loafers
>>198852688I'll just keep my treasures to myself then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXQwDb7AUmo
>>198852755i picked them to be quality and comfy but plain and unassuming so i don't become a target on the way to work.
>>198852764isn't she that high class escort?
>>198852758SHRIMP TACOS?? never hearda it.fish tacos...
>>198852797I'm not allowed to post anymore, the tasteless swine have arrived, but no.
>>198852760Get some quarter loafers.
>>198852827nigga, it is herhttps://onlyfans.com/liararoux
How about pinching loafers
i wish i had a job
>>198852827https://www.nytimes.com/2021/10/13/books/review-whore-of-new-york-liara-roux.html
how about a frostie?
>>198852827haven’t a majority voiced approval
>>198852911I wish you had a job too, if you catch my drift.
ya'll betta RECOGNIZE a kween among u!
>>198852630who's the lucky fella?
>>198852964i wouldn't date a black woman if she paid me that much
we're getting our stan lee
how about zero and i keep my food and solitude to myself
if you were a sexy woman i think i would date you
>>198852683im a proud burger
>>198853015I am a sexy woman but I don't date incels like you, sorry bub
>>198853021Makes sense with them roast beef flaps you got
>>198852964>wigdo they really
>>198853023No woman has ever in the history of women EVER uttered the word "bub"
>>198853031duh you think that's her natural hair?
>>198852964$100 is a bit steep for her gas
>>198853031the black girl in the pic is literally wearing a weave black people dont have blonde hair and it doesnt grow straight like that
>>198852964Dijonay from the proud family looking ass
>>198853023you would
>>198853037>ever in the history of women EVERSure they have...in like the 1920's. It's really common in older movies akshually
>>198853030kek
>>198853060nope wrong
>>198853030That's hotI love women with pussies that are suckable
>>198853064incorrect. cope + seethe + dilate
>>198853040>>198853048it looks like shit so yeah i thought it was he hair after hundreds of dollars and who knows how many visits to the salon
>>198853080quintessential woman post right there
>>198853048are some of their hairs called wigs and some called weaves? are weaves "weaved" into the scalp while wigs are just worn like a helmet?
>>198853071My man, just say you want to suck dick
>>198853090you have a tiny penis
>>198853110that's better
>>198853108I want to suck pussy though?I'm not attracted to penis or penis-havers
you love penis
>>198853093yeah basically and then there's lace fronts which are very realistic wigs
i look away for a minute and you guys are arguing. get it together.and where's the hairy girl guy at? i want more pics.
Sucking a lady’s beef curtains is anatomically equivalent to sucking a man’s balls, not his dick
>>198853021hi
>>198853161homo
>>198853173faggot
>>198853161id rather argue about shitty behinds
WELL, /CUM/???
>>198853093weaves extend the length or boost the volume of your natural hair so its not really a wig its something you style
taking bets on whether these bumps on my pener are preforming warts or whether they're just swollen forcyde spots from me dry jacking multiple times a day for more than a week (in my country)
>>198853185gaylord
>>198853203Circumcised niggas be like I’m dry jacking LOL
>>198853199playing doom II master levels and drinking natural light. neither are as bad as people say.
>>198853205fairy
i like virgin girls because they have tight unspoiled innie pussies unlike used up non virgins roasties with their gaping cavernous holes and flapping roast beef curtains
>>198853221natty light isn't good though, fine to chug if you're playing beer pong tho
>>198853229you don't know what you're talking about
>>198853229You know nothing of female anatomy.
>>198852935Refined gentlemen such as you and I do not believe in a tyranny of the majority. We know in our hearts what we say is true whether the masses be with us or against us. I will not go out of my way to displease a man, even if he is a tasteless brute. >>198852927>>198852902Sorry, not a real coomer like that. I just like to imagine their hairy legs wrapped around my head as I dig my nose into their musty unwashed vagine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzFM_-1moSo
>>198853229look at this doooooood
>>198853199>PLAYANcant enjoy video games anymore. my dopamine system is fucked for life>WATCHANyoutube shit for 10 seconds before switching tabs>LISTENANneighbors being loud as fuck>READAN4chud>EATANhad tacos>DRINKANtepid coffee>FAPPANno>FEELANi wish i was a cat. no job no bills to pay just meow meow
guys what state are we from
>>198853223queer
>>198853272we don't have states
>>198853250>>198853246i know exactly what i'm talking about, in fact you could say i'm an expert in the field
In the past I bet there used to be a Swedish political whos name was Faggot Gaylord lollllll
>>198853272Hello FBI
>>198853272stop asking that
>>198853290i am talkig to the big dick americans
>>198853272yo momma's house
>>198853286bum boy
>>198853297
>>198853272sadlifornia
>>198853265>i wish i was a cat. no job no bills to pay just meow meowI get this sometimes.
>>198853229pedo
>>198853272Oregon <3
>>198853307fuck off
>>198853310cocksucker
damn tho...
where are my yankees
>>198853320katze
I painted this
>>198853351we beat the shit outta poo englanders (except manchester he's cool).
>>198853346do you think the cameraman asked him to pose for the photo or he just did that
burgerpu
>>198853351ask dixie
>>198853371looks candid
Years ahead but way behindI'm on one, two, three, four, fiveNo half-truths, just naked mindsCaught between space and timeThis not what they had in mindBut maybe someday
>>198853371you couldnt even lift your left arm if your life depended on it you fat son of a bitch>>198853383..
>>198853316born and died with dubs and trips
>>198853242that's where i'm at. it's fine.
>>198853390lick that I would
>>198853344Need a 42 in my life
>>198853400So true…
is there like a site for amateur porn? that shit got scrubbed off every porn site
>>198853272denial
>>198853272cuckfornia
>>198853418xhamster has my favourite amateur stuff that's survived all these years.
>>198853418Still tons of it on pornhub, xhamster, and xvideos
Degenerate weed addicts outside are stinking up my apartment via the open windows
>>198853419>>198853425i like you but i am disapointed. i asked the pig farmers in dixie instead
went and bought beer
>>198853444throw poop on them
we're taking this fucking cup leafbros
>>198853444dump a bucket of feces on them
>>198852215Someone on /S/ said she died in a motorcycle accident with her boyfriend
>>198853470>a bucket of fecessounds like your country
>>198853444This is why I only vape weed nowadays
Grandad "accidently" joined a gay porn group on facebook
>>198853486solid source
>>198853506Might be a legit accident I've done things like that before.
>>198853506let the boy cook
>>198853506your grandad is with jason now
>>198853506Based grandpa still cooming strong
>>198853508He posted an obituary and news article
>>198853506you know what to do
>>198853506my grandpa was gay but homophobia was strong back in those days so my dad was allowed to be born, and thus me.
>>198853486she lived fast, died young, and left a HIDEOUS corpse
thinking of joining the local taoist temple
>>198853554You never do anything
guys im going back to college
>>198853551I wonder what the morgue workers thought of her hairy body
didnt know i was dealing with real coomers. No clue who any of my hairy waifus are I just found them on the 'chive
>>198853562so true
>>198853548She can't wipe properly
>>198852235use a bidet nigger
i look like this
>>198853506bit gay
i think im actually going insane
>>198853564CongratsWhat will you be studying?
>>198853596the nevada look
>>198853615I don't know what that says
>>198853611Penguinology
>>198853615sorry i don't speak taco
>>198853611something easy 2bh. im a big fucking dummy that cant concentrate on shit
>>198852287My girlfriend doesn't shave her pits or her legs but she keeps her pussy bald. I feel like I hit the jackpot
>My girlfriendx to doubtX
>>198853445my joke didn't even make sense how you phrased the question. no, i live in vegas. it's a great place to drink and gamble, but i only do one of those.
Wow you guys are lame.Good thing I'm going to bed soon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb6igcV8Ijg
have you ever eaten at Zaxby's?
I'm going to rape who ever falls asleep first
*pretends to fall asleep first* ;^)
>>198853681No but I've eaten at Raising Canes
>>198853661viva las vegas
>>198853624i have only been to nevada twice
>>198853652There's her hairy pit. You boys feel free to jack off to my bohemian goddess
>>198853681Yes its was the juiciest chicken i ever had i wish i had one near me
>>198853691
>>198853681yes. used to be ok for the price, not really better than anyone but their fries were good. now their prices are absolutely outrageous, especially for the quality of their food
GO TO THE BATHROOMYOURE SHITTING YOURSELF
>>198853714nuh yeh
if i had a gf i'd keep her in the basement, no one would ever see her
>>198853637That is the absolute worst of both worlds
BUT TONIGHT I NEED SOME CONSUMMATION
>>198853726https://youtu.be/LtHtJKnd-zs?si=4wJOXTUYyWS2NaQg
Lee's turned
>>198853731yeah i had that same thought that's a pretty odd thing to do
>>198853742based
I shouldn't have eaten that cookie dough cheesecake
>>198853731>>198853751Dang really? I don't like getting hair in my mouth when I go down but I love burying my nose in her stinky pits when I'm fucking her. I'm pretty happy with the whole setup
>>198853759why not sounds good to me
I hate that whenever a beer says it's made with oranges, they always use the fucking skin part of it
>>198853758horsedraw.com
>>198853748Thats the main body
>>198853759did it have raw eggs?
>>198853778you'd be drinking a brass monkey otherwise
>>198853771Ewww
I'm so hungry parents didnt feed me today
>>198853790You aren't a baby bird, right? Go make yourself some food
>>198853790want some nuggets?
>>198853771very good post
or drink! you'll forget you were hungry haha
>>198853822only for a little while
>>198853822my kind of american
get a job
>>198853810I WANT PIZZA!!!!
>>198853833i ate all the pizza earlier. all that's left is nuggets and bread.
KRAMER THERE'S SCORPIONS IN HERE
>>198853844FUCK YOU
>>198853855calm down
>>198853847don't worry mistah jerry I'm hungry
>>198853847Jerry, they're just centipedes! They do wonders for nature!
>>198853847>2024>keeping your scorpions in the living roomI SURE hope you guys don't do this...
i can't see the puck
I wish I had ketamine
>>198853310>>198853334pozhole
>>198853920I wish I had her sucking my dong
>>198853926bj is overrated
WHY THE FUCK AREN'T THUMBNAILS LOADING
I wish I had a gf who would drive me places and make me do things and pay for me and have sexxo with me and let me a stay at home husband wife maid
>>198853721lol
>>198853951Thoughts like this are entry level tranny shit You don't want to be a "house husband" you want to be a woman with less steps
>>198853951that will NEVER happen
>>198853936i like them when they're emotionally-involved. they become more like a very well-planted kiss. never came from one though.
/cum/ do you know how to fight with your bear hands?
>>198853958insane take
>>198853833>L'Ange déchu apuLOL
>>198853936Good bj is the best Better than sex Wetness and warmth of pussy, but control of hand Plus you get the power aspect of it. It just sucks that there aren't many women who are willing to give them, or who are good at them
>>198853971i do, and i wager i could fairly-easily knock out anyone in this thread. wouldn't take your wallet after though, i'm not a nigger.
>>198853951>I wish I had a gf who would drive me places and make me do things and pay for me and have sexxo with meOne of my friends did this for a while, dated this absolute loser who never had a job or money and lived at home with his grandmother. we'd be out at the bar and he'd ask her for money for a beer lmao, embarrassing.anyways, she's getting married tomorrow, not to him though.
>>198853958I'd hit the gym heavy, and the books, I work from home anyway so It's no big deal let her have her work husbands, I'm ok so long as she returns for some cuddle wuddles at night (with penis into vagoo insertion)
>>198853771>I don't like getting hair in my mouthIf she has a full bush, you can just brush it aside with your hand or whatever. Hair doesn’t grow on the actual clit etc
>>198854014>Hair doesn’t grow on the actual clit etchorrifying mental image
>>198854012stop trolling
>>198853998when you punch someone are you supposed to keep your thumb under your fingers or outside your fingers?
>>198854000this is why she should give him a monthly allowance before hand so situations like this wont happen, what a stupid bitch
>>198854000>we'd be out at the bar and he'd ask her for money for a beer lmao, embarrassing.what an absolute beta
>>198854040Hilarious that you empathize with the loser so much.
>>198854022>Vito Spatafore: [Phil walks in] Oh! Finally! Startin' to grow mushrooms out my ass. >Phil Leotardo: There's an image.
>>198853272your grandmother's cunt
>>198854025definitely under, and don't use your upper-body at all. throwing a good punch should feel like you're firing your entire arm like a japanese robot.
>>198854000>>198854054Sounds like he had it made, social enough to land a gf, good looking enough to keep her around for a while, what sucks is he wasn't smart enough to invest his time into learning or studying or hustling in some way, but what can you do. >>198854023NOT TROLLING>>198854014When I was in middle school and high school there was this group of semi famous semi attractive roasties who were kinda around the friend group, and behind this one fat girls back they were making fun of her that she said she had hair INSIDE her vagina lmao also gross
>findomming your gf is “beta”Marge
>>198854081>and don't use your upper-body at allWHAT? explain yourself you goober
>>198854098>she said she had hair INSIDE her vagina lmaoWere xey trans
>>198854025outside your fingers
>>198854107A man is supposed to be a provider. If you can't even offer then you're basically a woman
>>198854117you have to harness your inmost energy. there is not a single fighter who won from being a big strong guy. also, the shorter you are, the better. more likely they'll swing over your head.
I will break out of neetdomI used to have a job, a girlfriend, friends, a killer bodyI will get it all back. I am making that promise to myself now
>>198854098>good looking enough to keep her around for a whilehe wasn't especially good looking, like a solid 6 maybe. we never knew what she saw in him, maybe he had a huge dick or something idk.>>198854107I mean she made like probably $15/hr so I'm sure he got like a couple beers every once in a while out of her.
Imagine eating this good.
>>198854146How about lionmaxxing where I sleep and fuck all day and I have a harem of girlboss feminist career women beta providers to knock up and milk the mat leave system
>>198854146a man doesn't have to do anything to be a "man" other than having a penis, and vice versa
>>198854161a little on the nose, don't you think?
>>198854161added
>>198854173Idk what yoy mean
Hitler Road, Hitler Cemetery and Hitler Park are located in Circleville, Ohio. They're named after a dentist named Dr. Gay Hitler, son of George Washington Hitler. I wish I made that up.
>>198854221I'm glad you didn't
>>198854221ohio niggas be like
>>198854221>it’s realJason is going to have a mental breakdown. The Hitlers of Circleville?
>>198854221highly jason coded
goodnight cummie wummies
>>198854221>>198854263It's all real. Do you see?
>>198854221Dr. Hitler, I'm cavity
hot stinky sexy hot sex with hot babes
>>198854232From 1941 onward you'll find him smiling less and less in pictures... why didn't we protect his smile?
pretty based br post
holy pure chaste abstinence with oneself
>>198854263this has to be a joke
>>198854336>>198854336New
>>198854323hitler will make anime girl nationalism real
Siri, play La Bamba
>>198854365La La Puta(bu tu tum)La La Puta!
>>198854146betabux spotted