Phil editionPrev >>198852192
>>198854336I thought that was anthony poopstain the chef
>>198854336CRASH CART
Siri play La Bamba
i'm just about done inceleating inceldinner, it's time for inceldessert
guys how do I get to Lord Mohg again? I remember there's a portal but I don't know where
i sent this bitch a picture of my diiiiiiiick
>>198854429That's assault
>>198854429oh dear
>>198854445run away from me baby, run awayrun away from me baby, run awaybaby I gotta planrun away as fast as you can
>>198854406what's for dessert?
1-3 New Vegas4-6 OSRS and a book7-9 anime0 fap again
He doesn't look a thing like JesusBut he talks like a gentlemenLike you imaginedWhen you were young
>>198854458ah just play new vegas, it's what you really wanted.
it's raining cumbums
>>198854436ayo dawg don't be rayciss
>>198854336lemme tell ya a couple of three things
>>198854458Take my numbers instead
return of the mack.... return of the mack... return of the mack... youll know that ill be back...
>>198854465good song but I'm on a yeezy kick
My family has no idea how to make the dog stop barking and don't realize they're making him bark more by yelling at him
doggos be barking
just saw a wojak on youtube
Hello. Thanks to whoever recommended I drive through Cody and buffalo rather than the I90. That was an awesome drive really beautiful scenery. I'm in Gillette WY now. Pretty neat town, very American. Almost a Midwest sovl. Big storm passed through here earlier. Hope I get to see a tornado. I went to Walmart earlier on a diabeetus safari and was not disappointed. Top kek at the US military death shrine in there. God bless america. Also I can't get over how clean your cunt is.
>>198854628For me, it’s Soytube Kids
I hate trannies and I hate redditors
>>198854641>Also I can't get over how clean your cunt is.are you from india?
really don't mind animal noise. my dog basically sits by me doing little barks any time i'm not feeding him, walking him, playing with him, or petting him. they just want your attention.
>>198854641>Also I can't get over how clean your cunt is.that's only because you're in some of the whitest areas
>>198854480>>198854495Watching anime and going to sleep early to fix my sleep schedule
bitch you thirsty please grab a sprite.
>>198854641>Also I can't get over how clean your cunt is.that’s what he said
>>198854641Pls don't go around my country snickering at my fellow Americans and laughing at how we honor our military, thx
i thought living on the east coast would mean everything is a short few hour drive away at most but man there is literally nothing of note to do over here
quirked up white girls
here in the /cum/ thread we respect and honour our fallen ZOGbots and the military industrial complex OORAH
>>198854741blud moved to south carolina
>>198854699do it. mine is a wreck and it really does have an effect. it somehow got split into a weird, "rise at seven, feed, sleep more, rise again, day start"
quirked up femcels
>>198854641I doubt you'll see tornados so far north. I think I stopped in Gillette once for the night
maybe i should shame my father
that tiktok where he's arguing with dry spongebob is too funny man
>>198854809honour thy mother and thy father
>>198854827I only honor my mother. Never my father.
i respect veterans for their courage, but man... for another oil war? come on. just be a firefighter or a paramedic if you have that moxy.
>>198854679No I'm from Ireland. Your cities are dirty but rural America is fuckin spotless compared to home. >>198854685Yes. >still haven't seen a black person >>198854721Sorry yes it is disrespectful but there's something funny and sad about a Walmart shrine to your dead soldiers. Made me kek but also not kek. >>198854787The outlook is slight. There was one in south WY today. But yeah you're right I'm just dreaming. Still that storm was something I've never seen before. We just get Atlantic storms which are a different beast.
>>198854853killing is badass
>>198854853they think they're doing the right thing they're so far in the matrix (cringe term I know) that even if they know history they still think they know morally what they're doing is right, I certainly don't blame or shame them
you live in the best country on earth, if anything you should thanking the jews
>>198854865i guess so. it would bother me, though. i'd think too much about their mothers. (ha)
>>198854861>Still that storm was something I've never seen before. We just get Atlantic storms which are a different beast.oh yeah there's not much else like a big storm rolling across the plains.
lets not get too political I'm not drunk but I will get banned for my fringe views, I think historical and political theory discussion is fine though
>>198854861>Your cities are dirty but rural America is fuckin spotless compared to home.lots and lots of german immigrants out that way, that's probably why. still though you'll see some trashy farms hah
why don't they make fart-scented candles?
need a boy wife 4 boy wife
>>198854853Iraq has too much oil to just sit out of the game and watch their production crawl to a standstill. If Saddam was going to be a mega retard then he could have done it running something else into the ground. Like a corporation, but not an oil one.
because they'd stink? what are you, a moron? only your own smell good, remember?
>>198854934is that like lesbians where one's the "man"
my farts are an acquired taste
I'm gonna say it...
>>198854960*SNIIIIIFFFFFFFF* is that eggs my dear?
*flicks a pea across the table at br*
I have developed a weird singular pimple in the crook of my elbow that looks like it could be track marks from IV drug use
too many urkels on yo teamthat's why yo wins low
how can you come onto /cum/ and imply you've never sniffed the seat of a chair that a woman recently sat on? "only your own smell good" yeah bullshit.
>>198854952yes
>>198854992
>>198854992way back in school there used to be this autistic uruguayian kid who would bend over and sniff his seat every time he would stand up
>>198855000which one would you be
>>198854992i have sniffed articles of clothing left at my house or in my car before
is tokyo drift the apex of fast and furious movies?
>>198855018the man but he’s kinda short
>>198855000nice dub-dub-trips
>nobody's on to play tonight
how to achieve this?
come to think of it, i don't think i've ever smelled anything in a horny way. my entire life. maybe i'm missing out. i think my nose is only on alert for cooking smells haha
got tacos de birria (to go) but it didn't come with consome. didn't notice until i got home. mucho disappointo
>>198855088be a chinese black man
>>198855095smell these nuts
Cut the bullshit D
don't say my name
>>198855129leonard
>>198855129slim
I haven't finished the end of the watership down movie or book, I saw the movie first. No spoilers please. Things just came up
tattoo reveal
>>198855187the watership goes up
drinking milk
>>198855195i thought it said "sexist"
How about watership downs and the bunnies are retarded
>>198855195you know this guy is the Amazing Atheist's biggest fan
>>198855202you're going to make br very mad
>>198855205lol
>>198855049what if you married a boywive female who was very tall that'd be funny
>>198855226why
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull dayYou fritter and waste the hours in an off-hand wayKicking around on a piece of ground in your home townWaiting for someone or something to show you the wayTired of lying in the sunshine, staying home to watch the rainAnd you are young and life is long, and there is time to kill todayAnd then one day you find ten years have got behind youNo one told you when to run, you missed the starting gunAnd you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinkingRacing around to come up behind you againSun is the same, in a relative way, but you're olderShorter of breath and one day closer to deathEvery year is getting shorter, never seem to find the timePlans that either come to naught, or half a page of scribbled linesHanging on in quiet desperation is the English wayThe time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say
why is atheism so associated with being a nerd? i like comic books a lot and believe in God.
/int/ is not a boomer board so i would appreciate if you would stop posting boomer songs. please and thankies.
>>198855253You just happen to hear of famous nerds who happen to be atheist. There are several nerds who are religious as well.
>>198855253they have nothing to believe in, and no culture left so they have to use the latest slop as their personality
>>198855265nigga average age here is like 25
>>198855253There seems to be a pretty substantial degree of crossover between atheists and fans of nerd culture. In some ways, it’s like some ‘people’ will use Soy Wars or whatever as a stand-in for the Bible.
>>198855265https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhoUMnUEJjY&pp=ygUPc29vbmVyIG9yIGxhdGVy
>>198855253because out and proud atheists are generally nerds. like all those skeptic faggots
>>198855271It’s kind of amazing that they’re willing to do meet-ups like this irl at all. Talk about bad optics. What a bunch of subhuman dysgenic freaks.
cogitating on the idea of picking up a hammer and smashing my 12k bucks computer
>>198855308when you actually see them in real life, it really hammers home why they're so obsessed with power: a bunch of loser theatre kids trying to get back at Chad for not being an ugly annoying twat
>>198855343why?
Think about how many times I have fallenSpirits are using me, larger voices callin'What Heaven brought you and me cannot be forgottenI have been around the worldLookin' for that woman, girlWho knows love can endure?
>>198855343do it (film it)
>>19885534312k usd? why do you have a NASA computer
>>198855358never mind no longer sad, listening to this nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8-mF4l-07oit's probably the best thing i could do for my life unironically
>>19885537712k brapbux is like tree fitty
>>198855377If he means USD, it’s probably got something to do with tariffs or whatever. I think I’ve seen Brazilians complaining about that before.
>>198855377>>198855393yea obviously not dollars, it's like 3k dollars give or take when bought it
i'm going to go now. i love you all very much. don't be too hard on yourselves, ok?
>>198855427>when bought it12k when adjusted for inflation
>>198855427do you know jiu jitsu
>>198855460how bro felt typing this
>>198855460<3
>>198855477no but i did karate when i was like 8 yo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJvdlAy0XiQ
If NYC got nuked, not a lot would change desu
>>198855531i don't think that's true
>>198855535Name 3 things that would change
check em
>>198855253They made nerd hobbies their God.
>>198855541zombie new yorkers would invade the surrounding states for one
>>198855541Half the world's Jewish population would die.
>>198855541New York would turn into a red state
I'm going to the candy isle. What do you want?
>>198855607lindt
>>198855607i want snickers
>>198855595what about the jews in the tunnels under nyc
>>198855607Mike and Ike.
>>198855607Payday and a snickers
>>198855666ok fat devil
tfw no vampire gf
Japan...
>>198855607Sometimes I can’t decide what kind of treat I want, so I just get a big bag of sugar, and just start to lick it away like a salt lick on a horse
>>198855607Ayo get me some of those goobers
>>198855705>>198855715sometimes I can’t decide what kind of Sam Hyde reference I want
thouroughly drinking
LOL
>>198855832based
what do you think about in bed
>>198855870Awful depressive thought that make me anxious which end up keeping me awake. To avoid those thoughts, I listen to asmr.
Got my first paycheck from my new job today :)
>>198855904congrats anon
>>198855886I just think about women with big boobs, mostly
>>198855909Thanks anon we're all gonna make it
>>198855870being the lone ranger and fighting train robbers
>>198855851That's fucking hilarious
my roommate regularly sleepwalks to the fridge and misplaces his water bottles and food then when I come home from work he blames it on me and gets really angry. I don't want to have to set up cameras for this. fuck
I'm drunk alone on a Friday night discussing anime lore that the mangaka himself probably never thought about with a bunch of strangers and i wouldnt have it any other way
>>198855607gummy colas, anything sour or gummyand extremely salted spicy meat stick
>>198855992youre never alone with /cum/
>>198855870God.
>>198856035rude. bitch
SISTER CHRISTIAN OH THE TIME HAS COMEDONT YOU KNOW THAT YOURE THE ONLY ONE TO SAAYYYYYYOKWHERE YOU GOIN WHAT YOU LOOKIN FORDONT YOU KNOW THOSE BOYS DONT WANT TOP PLAY NO MOREITS TRUUUUUUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx7vNdAb5e4
do you remember your high school years?
>>198856222i only went to high school for 6 months
>>198856222Not much, honestly.
cocks out, time for gooning
>>198856231did you drop out?
it's all so grim.
>>198856298yeah. i don't know if dropping out is formalized somehow like with the government i just stopped going
niggas be like"these classes too spicy"
I dropped out for a few months, a gorgeous few months they were. then I moved to another town and joined their high school was ok enough, just school things
>the image that broke /tv/
>>198856562Best Emma
this is a hermione general
>>198856680>10+ year old pic
>>198856680fuck no
don't like souls games desu.
>>198856696stfu>>198856698gay
>>198856680
>it's gay to like robertsISHYGDDT
>>198856753used up eggs
>>198856776and?
>>198856744
take it to brit
>>198856790
>>198856806say that again, bitch nigga
>>198856790looks like a tranny compared with emma watson buddy
>>198856807>he cares about her eggs and not her mind blowing cbt skillsyikes
>>198856856she's a used goods bookworm NERD
>>198856873>bookwormAt least she knows the best positions unlike vanilla ass watson
>/cum/ nibbas find this attractivepfffttt
just learned that the whole Q thing was just a dude roleplaying as a street fighter character on pol, it's some looney tunes shit that it ended up a mainstream boomer shit
thinking of double dipping
>>198856950I'd fuck most female celebrities just for the esteem of it, I have similar notions about things like lady dragons or aliens.
Got a working theory that toxoplasmosis makes you attracted to Asian girls, wonder if theres ever been a study.
>>198857208if you get a chance to fuck a female celebrity then you should obviously take it just for bragging about it and shit.
goodnight and sweet dreams
did jason have a good friday?
What advice could an American give me to improve my life?
>>198857352Sounds kinda funny. I might write a fake research paper on it.
straight drooop
>>198857558Eat more burgers
i ate an entire little caesars by myself i feel like a fat nigga
>>198857558Don't get fat
crazy bitch across the street is fighting the brown broccoli heads that just moved in next to her kek. they speak perfect english despite looking positively venezuelan
>>198857708Well at least it was a little caesars and not a medium or large
Very strange uptick in the amount of Mongolian girls in my area.. they can either be very pretty or legit mongoloid pan faces, no inbetweenAlso it's been very foggy at night, like silent hill foggy
>>198857742are you from da raq?
>>198857821huh
Went back to bed early and now my awake cycle starts at 3am instead of 8pm.
I fucking hate doctors. Lying, thieving, self-righteous bastards. "Oh I'm saving lives" no faggot, the medical researchers did, you're just doing a job millions of other people can do, you are worthless. You took the job because your immigrant parents wanted you to and it'd get you money and status. But you'll always be a blood-suckling parasite of a corrupt system that fleeces the families of cancer patients out of $300,000.
I should die
>>198858346No, you should be a net force for good
>>198858346u should
>>198858519That's really toxic
>>198858346You shouldn't.
>>198858606Yes he should
>>198858639Dude just shut the hell up man
>>198858346Why
>>198858680I'm sorry :(It's just so much fun to be mean on the internet
>>198858639I don't stand to gain from it so he shouldn't
I bullied women on the internet earlier and now I feel immensely guilty and can't enjoy anything I literally ruined the space for them
>>198858791Go to confession.
>>198858809What for? I'm confessing it here
do you guys think cinamonroll is ok or do you think she just fricked off to another board/general
Looks like the author is venting his frustration.
>>198859194go to the lewd my interest is aroused
>>198856730skill issue
>>198857558Read the Upanishads
>>198858791you sound like a pussy beta male and/or woman. So basically you're retarded
I love shitting so much. It is truly one of God's greatest gifts.
Feeling the ol' sphincter expand and contract as shit logs squeeze through like sausages being cut, yeah I like that
I love shit porn so much. It is truly one of God's greatest gifts.
>>198859187kys simpcel
>>198854336Go get your fucking shinebox
Imagine eating this good.
June 11, 1970 was thursday
>>198862212My birthday was on a Thursday.
>>198862069>gim>no log basketngmi
My pain medication wore off for the second night in a row now. I'm scared of asking the doctor to up my dosage.
>>198862832I didn't know that was a thing, I might have to start doing those mini games and get anima.
>>198863231Have you tried alternative medication like WEED?
>drink last night>get rode home from a friend>mom gets pissed at me for drinking more than one drinkFuck me for trying to be responsible
>>198863776it really helps alot in xp/hr and logs/hr, expecially in obscure places like those teaks in Uzer, you can get 50k/hr with a ardy cloak > fairy ring route with the log basket there.
>>198854336What's scarier? A tornado or an earthquake?
just had a carne asada burritowas okay, too much meat
R8 my order
jesus christ mistah you ok in dere
>>198864137>Spriteholy based
>>198863820>>198863231In all sincerity, try massive doses of CBD.
>>198864109As someone who was born in SoCal and has also lived in the midwest for half a decadeI'd say earthquakes, anything below a 5.0 is a nothing burger but if its higher and youre near the epicenter then you could very easily just get crushed in mere moments. Tornados at least you know are coming.
Happy 4:20 AM
>>198864231this nigga in Vancover
>>198864162CALL AN AMBULANCE, HE'S SUFFERING FROM FUCKFACEITIS
>>198864258Vancouver area, yes.
>>198864258How come he's only 8 hours behind? He should be ten>>198864195Have you seen a tornado?
>>198864317been very close to acouple tornados now, theyre pretty scary if youre in the path of them, luckily everything up here is build out of brick for that very reason
>>198864052I'm doing all my WCing in f2p, I'm banking elite diary fletching. This'll get me close to or beyond 99 WC, I think.
Vancouver at night is very comfy. Also we love our WA neighbours. I like listening to the classic rock radio station in Bellingham late at night when there are no ads and when they play their best stuffs.
>>198864512Im glad someone loves those faggots in WA because everyone else doesn't, figures that theyre barely American like Minnesotans
>>198864639Bellingham is cool, I think anyways cause I haven't been down south since 2015.
>worst coastGo to bed junkies
This nigga delivered my food quick and right on time, and at 4 o'clock in the morning too. Sorry Chang, no tip for you anyways. Also his profile is hilarious.
>>198864379I only saw a dust devil once. Lasted for a few seconds.
>>198864765What if he delivers food to you again, won't it be awkward?
>>198864873Nah.
era penal
Waiting for my parents to yell at me for getting a ride home after drinking
>>198866807You get yelled at by your parents? Are you a kid? Why do they yell, are they low IQ r selected? Tell them to look up "peaceful parenting" and Stefan Molyneux.
>>198866987I'm nearing my late 20s.
Okay, I got up at a reasonable hourNow what?
>>198868291do something reasonable
The last 2 weeks I’ve had diarrhea every morning and I just have to sit on the throne for 20 minutes to get it all out. That’s where I’m posting from right now actually
the power went out for like 5 minutes and i heard a bunch of people on the block just outside yelling wtf
>>198869303K.. KEEP ME POSTED
LORD I WAS BOOOOORN A RAMBLIN' MAAAANTrytomakealiving and doing the best IIII caaaaanBUT WHEN IT'S TIMEFOR LEAAVING, I hope you'll understaaandTHAT I WAS BOOORN A RAMBLIN' MAN
Drinking my coffee black this morning.
Looking at old photos of me damn I was a fat fuck
>>198870556Best way to drink it imo. Though that robusta blend is pretty unpleasant
the sun is shiningthe birds are siningand my jewish neighbor just moved outit's a beautiful day
Where's the anon who gets paid like a million dollars to paint lines on the streets?
>>198871644Hi
Slow morning
>>198871774*nuzzles you*
Meow
I finally worked up the courage to turn the the thermostat from 73 to 75 and now I am no longer freezing
>>198872096are you elderly
>>198872240I'm 24It was so cold with the AC blasting idk why, I usually like it on 68
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDCKCKO3s-8lmao
>look up news stories about shooting that happened in my town last week>read comments >”erm but did they have a permit to enter the shooter’s house?” I despise libertarians
>>198854336CRAZY RASTA FUCK
>>198872745Go away
r8 my ebike
>>198873406Soon to be owned by a black man
>>198873406Seems nice for commuting around the city
new>>198873508>>198873508>>198873508
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