Marlboro editionThreads today should be favorite cigarettes editions!
B&H Blue
bit early
just ate the best booger nosestein has produced in years
>>198901487Use to have a Paki store near me which sold these cigarettes for £5 because they'd buy shed-loads of them duty free at airports - had that very classy packaging without all of the gory stuff they put on our ciggie packets, and half the price. Was a very nice experience, and one that we use to all be able to have at one point - was a reminder of how much we've lost.
I don't understand what's so wrong with looking after my houseplants desu
game night at rorke's sorted
feel like SHIT
alri /brip/ hows it foing
>>198901579ktim but im about to go to sleep and sort my life out first thing in the morning
rorke's sorted for game night
look at all the idiots toddle over here when the other thread is still at 284mong sheep
elder scrolls 6
marlboro golds aka marlboro lights for megot 200 for 20 quid in HK
how we feeling SotE sisters
combing my homer simpson hairs
I smoke these now because regular fags cost 11 quid nowadays
>>198901487I used to smoke Salem blues back in the day.
was on the boozeberg on and off from about 11:30 yesterday passed out by 9pm and slept 12 ish hours
>>198901631>200 for 20 quidcorrrgenuinely insane what cigs cost here. I refuse to believe smokers pay full price. They must have secret black market avenues to get them discounted
>I refuse to believeyou should be more open minded
coke sharted last night which is when I knew I needed to go home
>>198901639FromSlopware
Other people can tell I'm strange the moment they meet me. I don't even need to speak, they just seem to know.
what a lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWoH_5AwdC4
Rorke watering his pet stones
>>198901487Quit smoking you scumbags
thinking about buying some sandals
>>198901687post a pic of yourself
>>198901687for me it's when I open my mouth
>>198901657I pick them up from the ground and open them at home then smoke them up
>>198901707footslut
>>198901700nothing wrong with having a few jars at 11
>no footy till 8grim
>>198901707same, havent worn them since childhood tho. sick of wearing flip flops to the beach and getting them wrecked each time, need something sturdier
>>198901775Pick up a ball and go outside with your mates x
despite having contributed a net negative to the world I am glad I was born
>>198901783>flip flopsproxy off Cody
>>198901775just go to a park to see balls being kicked
sounds silly, but ive never given my apartment a proper clean. wipe down surfaces from time-to-time, sure, but never a dedicated clean like my mum would do. what do i need to actually give my place a deep clean?
>>198901800actually I won't be leaving the house at all today you see
eating ice cream will make you live longer
>>198901823>apartmentproxy off Cody
>>198901836Alri mr snowman
>>198901792I’m NOT calling them thongs Not happening
the more I think about the more I think the HGVpill might be for megoing to look into getting my HGV licence
>>198901700
>>198901882do it then
what kind of fetishes and kinks do you lot have?
>>198901823how dirty is the place though? been in my flat 3 years and its still clean as, little tidying each day goes a long way in the end, have only deep cleaned the place twice in that time
>>198901900this is spaino's mrs
would you?
>>198901904None.
>>198901916no. NEXT!
>>198901823pay an ethnic £30 to deep clean mine every six months or so and just do a tidy as i go otherwise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NGITGvFp4cWatching a vid with mousy while cuddling
hate fat bitches
>>198901904pooey arses
>>198901904prefer not to say
I love fat bitches that's my fucking problem
>>198901916Plap
playing lords of the fallen because I can't afford elden ring
thongs was the original name even in americaonly changed to flipflops in the 90st.fact knower
>>198901916I am become wojak, plapper of hogs
>>198901904MDLB Mommydom LittleboiWhere I wear a nappy and play with my legos while suckling on a 40yo milfs tits
are nell
>>198901900who's that then?
>>198901966The song Margaritaville uses the word flip flop and that song came out in the 70s.
>>198901974
>>198901900would
Now he's obviously dead, people are taking their money back
>>198901687ktimautism probablyive stopped bothering trying to make new friends - waste of time bc people dismiss me even before i open my mouth
wish i knew where famous people go to get their hair 'splants and cosmetic surgery done, mad how good he looks compared to last year
remember being an alri looking kid at 14, then mumberg brings home a pack of these and I was an obese cunt within half a yearmad how peng they areI hate all "candy" but skittles are immense
>>198902070It's "sweets" you fat fucking thick cunt
>>198902070prefer m&ms me
>>198902019we sure they aren't withdrawing after it was revealed he was a violent druggie scumbag?
>>198901916accidentally got a big girl like that pregnant once, fortunately she had an abortion
>>198902070mumberg deserves the rope
>>198901904
>>198902096That was revealed about 20 seconds after he went missing
>>198902069just get yersel to turkey like everyone else
Business idea: replace Hammond, May and Clarkson with Joey from Friends.
>>198902082dudechillaxyou're being a total jagoff douchebag
>>198902116Based
I will NOT watch porn anymoreI have gooned every day this monthIt MUST stop
>>198902122people are slowFor eg: UKIP are running a candidate in Clacton against Farage.How much do you want to bet they get a sizable chunk of the vote from people thinking they're voting Nige because people are 9 years out of date on the news?
>>198902151
>>198902151Back in my day we reserved the word gooning for multiple hour amphetamine induced half limp half hard dick punching until you came to incredibly varying nasty pornNot simply having a wank
>>198902128thought he were dead
>>198902183normalise grotty looking women
Really want to visit the UK this summer. Choice between staying in London or another big city. I think the obvious choice is Manchester but I was also thinking Leeds. Any thoughts
>>198902190Nah that’s that other fella.
>English people will root for Scotland tonight despite Scots saying again and again and again and again how much they root for English failureWhy do the English do this?Is it cuck behaviour?
reckon everything would be cheaper if we didn't have such a consumerist, wasteful society
>>198902205depends on what you want to do and how much money you want to spend
>27>28>28>28we're going to die this week ladsbeen an honour knowing you
>>198902205come York lad
>>198902181>multiple hour amphetamine induced half limp half hard dick punching until you came to incredibly varying nasty pornYeah, that's exactly what I meant, apart from the drugsit's been multiple hours everyday for almost 4 weeks now, cutting in to my free time to be honest and dickberg is absolutely battered and bruised
>root forFOY
>>198902231every millenial is SHITE at DIYif there's a small problem with any sort of machine they just toss it and grab a new one terrible stuff
say thank you for cheap cigs at paki shops
>>198902227No-one does this you fat Scotch prick Can't wait for your lot to get knocked out and you to hang yourself
>>198901723ktimmers its something about the cadence where they can tell your words arent coming naturally the worst is this split second look women give when they realise you’re a freak
business idea: a car alarm that texts or rings your phone instead of blasting WEWEWEWEWEW at the entire neighborhood so I won't be laid in bed having my ears fucked at half ten on a sunday morning
ya darn tootin'
Reckon some gay guys jerk off to straight porn when they feel dirty like we jerk off to trannies or gays when feeling dirty when straight x
>>198902278>the worst is this split second look women give when they realise you’re a freakyeah that's it
>>198902227I'm Scottish and I support England when they're playing. Obviously I'd like Scotland to do well but they're crap.Not everyone is a dour bastard with a chip on their shoulder.
imagine how bad a gay lad smells if he gets cummed in and leaves it in over night so it's had time to ferment in poo
>>198902274Piers Morgan does
>>198902283the alarm is there to scare off scousers
>>198902306would rather not
The toilet won’t stop telling dirty (and sexist) jokes every time I go for a piss. Need back on the ole meds I reckon.
browsing tranny slags that offer bareback on adultwork
>there's a town in surrey called woke kingwew
big stinky shites launched directly into the bog
>>198902337tell us what he's said
17 years since Benoit died tomorrow lads
that's not very woke
mad how if you don't wank for a few days you become this weird horny man who just talks to women and flirts with them
>>198902319can't it just tell them quietly but firmly that the old bill are on their way or something? this noise is not acceptable. anti-social is what it is
had to finish myself off during sexo yesterday not my finest moment
>>198902368Didn't realise how thick his neck wasUsually people with neck development have huge traps as well but his are small, this nigga must have been on a mad one with the neck curls
>>19890236817 years 2 hours since his wife and kids died
Is Israel the Synagogue of Satan mentioned in Revelation?
how old were you when you worked out that the name of the film "free willy" is a play on the term "free will?" I only worked it out a few years ago
>>198902418was her pussy not bussin or something
>>198902418exgfstein used to enjoy watching me wankeroo she’d also get herself off with a dilder as her own foreplay
leftypol and rorke getting in to a fight and creating a dust cloud which covers them up with the occasional hand or foot popping out of the cloud
sick of this niggering cold
>>198902397>a few daysnever made it that far personally
every cunt in /brit/ with their gfs and their sex-having it makes you sick so it does
might go back to bedgot fuck all to do today
>sexo>wankeroo>dildertalk like normal fucking people please
>>198902505just wasnt as horny as i should have been and a bit pissed desu no good
>>198902549nobody has had sex in this thread and it shows
everyone has had sex except for meeveryone has sex regularly except for meeveryone has a gf except for meeveryone has friends except for me
>>198902306peng
>>198902622wonder why they chose hatsune miku blue as their colour scheme
>>198902634been a year since he died this week
>>198902637What colours weren't already taken?
>>198902629https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM
>>198902655cheesed, im sure
>>198902655lovely clean floor, that
finna whip up some marmite on toast fr
my bussy burping rn
just got back into bed hahaim fucking mental me
>>198902655is this a bloke?
Absolutely insane the state of Yanks
>>198902724you know it's not the place to beget yourself back up and out of bed
>>198902734bruh i jumped out of my skin
>>198902734WHAT THE FUCK
>>198902734screaming
>>198902759he thought the woman recording was a county court judge and his instincts kicked in
>>198902740too late
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvmKHAxnH3U
reading the philip scofield thread on tattlelife
got me season ticket ready for next season
>>198902734nigga hit that withered foxy jumpscare
grown balding man farting under the covers in his childhood bedroom
Rorke screaming
>>198902780appreciate the reply*starts licking my lips*
>>198902791lol wtf is this website
been up since 9pm and I'm already knackered
why was Huw Edwards so dumped up though?the man had a gigantic arse
>>198902814leave me alone yeh
gay porn sneed
>>198902843how new are you
>>198902728@Monalitadreams
>>198902728obviously not
>>198902905yeah obvs
>>198902888shire of the ford by the landing-place mentioned
>>198902889To tattle.life? Just found it today.
mousey has a wee boaby
I don’t want to go to work tomorrowI don’t want to toil
>>198902945
>>198902945fuck off underage freak
what's your biggest flaw?
>>198902967I don't put any effort into my appearence
>>198902965I'm well into my 40s you silly sausage
>>198902967probably my kitchen, reckon it's about 7.5mx15m
>>198902967I don't know how to quit you
>>198902967I'm incapable of making decisions
watching The Swimmer (1968)
>>198902967willy too massive
Absolutely SCREECHING and giving my willy a good tug at the thought of scaring all those lads with my webm
>>198902967lack of empathy
you noticed orangutans like to look deep into the eyes of other creatures? why is that
>>198903018I coulda dropped my croissant!
tugging my big purple willy
>>198902967get fruity when drinking and have been in risky homosexual situations
still thinking about this
>>198902967If anything, I'm too perfect
doing a green wee
>>198902967undiagnosed autism
saw a lad on soc pull his foreskin back so far there was blood last night can’t find it now and wanted to link it for you lads
>>198902967prefer not to say
on the asmr/pornography to try and emulate the sexual and emotional intimacy a girlfriend is meant to provide
>>198902967socially very immature, still carry myself like an awkward 14 year old rather than the fully grown 23 year old adult I'm suppose to be
Rorke seeing little birds fly in circles after having an anvil dropped on his head
mum keeps asking where all the vinegar is going think she knows about the vinegar wanks
>>198903124grew sick of her voice
Whats the best browser going these days? Getting sick of Brave.
rorke running into a wall at full-speed after seeing leftypol running through a painting
>>198903124why is her rear end exposed
>>198903162The vinegar strokes are not a literal thing you doofus
>>198903112I'll manage without it cheers
>>198901487Hello 77th
>>198902967i look too girly
>>198903186to fufill the pornography part of the asmr/pornography
rorke chasing leftypol off the edge of a cliff before looking down and realising there's no ground beneath him
black people react to brit part 9 - rorke is OUT OF POCKET
>>198903176ironically Edge
>>198903176use opera as my smut/porno browser and have firefox with plugins for regular use
Mental how /brit/ is online 24/7/365 overseen by people who love to discuss English and discuss British culture
Leftypol blowing a raspberry at Rorke that sounds like a plastic ruler getting hit when it's being held off the side of a desk
rorke
>>198903227screamibhhg
>>198903245mentaller still how eire doesnt exist anymore
lost £200 at the races yesterday, lads
>>198903231YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME
rorke is out of line but he's right
>>198903176I liked iridium. It's basically chrome with all the shit taken out. Can't get it to work on my pc now though, possibly because I'm still on windows 7 I dunno
bovril wank later
>>198903273never noticed this what happened? it was a dead general anyway
>>198903275that's why you don't open your wallet when it's windy outlet this be a lesson
might cover my cock in ants later
who is the biggest autist to ever post on brit?
>>198903275won £50 on tuesday and called it a day
>>198903275u've been done
>>198903326wow tuesday must've been a fast horse
if you take the hotdog out you'll discover the bun is perfect pussy shape
roke the typa nigga to start floating when he smells pie
>>198903350looking into this.
>>198903368interesting
>>198903276ON THIS DAY
>>198903366sciemraing scmieagnign howling
only fanny i've seen in person belonged to an ugly fat black stripper when my mates dragged me to the strip club when i was 21still a virgin me
Haven't had a proper shit in 3 days
>>198903366cold outirish weadder
>>198903410you're full of shite mate
im high as fuck lads
>>198903321Diego
>>198903410couldnd to this, mei cant sleep if i feel like there's poo in me
>>198903423you're going to fucking DIE somedaysomeday SOONFAR FAR sooner than you think
actually feeling a bit sad at the momentdon't want to say it's clinical depressionbut the gf did break up with me 3 weeks agojust a bit sad innit
>>198903423this early in the day? shameful
>>198903449diddums
>>198903449ever shag her up the arse?
only just realized the brand is called billabong and not build a bong, always assumed it was a hippy btw joke
>>198903483once by accident she was not happy lol>>198903469yeah I know, woe is me and all that crap
>>198903449you've had a gf so you can't know true suffering, sorry mate
>>198903449Cheer up
>Fourth Tory official reportedly investigated over betswhat the FUCK is wrong with this party
>>198903514
total AI deathButlerian
>>198903514Not illegal
flatmateberg bought a girl home last night, just heard her run to the bathroom and run the tap now unsure whether this is the pre-shag fanny bath or the post-shag fanny bathwill keep you updated
letting my evening poo ferment a bit before unleashing it out into the world
>>198903546walk in their now and get yourself some
>>198903546>run the tapShe's having a shit and doesn't want you to hear
British elections are weird, is Nigel running?
>>198903568dont they just put toilet paper in the water as a silencer
literally 100% certain that i'm being gangstalked. way too many "coincidences" for me not to be
>>198903321heathermong/brick, followed by mousenonce
ooohe makeba
pooberg politely waiting to be let out
>>198903591Could be a sharter
>>198903603meds
>>198903603meds>>198903605>brick (existing)meds
scrun 3 bagels, a cornetto, and a choccie bar
>>198903591that might muffle the plop but not the farts
>>198899075>>198899075>>198899075
>>198903603765 908 465 234 309 467
>scrun 3 bagels, a cornetto, and a choccie bar
Rorke having a piano drop on his head and his teeth replaced with the keysLeftypol putting a shotgun in a hole and then having the end come out of another hole pointing at him
>>198903625brick is one of the easiest posters to spot and he’s heathermong too
>>198903651i'm 80kg mate, pretty normal weight.
>>198903603Tell use what you've noticed
>>198903667How tall
>>1989037105'2
Zaza brain
>>198903680>cars randomly blasting their horns at me as they drive past>people stare at me for no reason>weird encounters that happen almost daily (today a lady at tesco asked me if i could return a trolly)>persistent feeling of being observed>people staring at my car
mad how underwhelming boobs are when you have a proper go at themtheres nothing to do with the bleeding things
>>198903764they're not after you they're after the person following you
some smelly schizo mong standing in the middle of the road today with a trolley outside tescos
>>198903781metaphor for all of life
>>198903816>>198903816>>198903816
Breakfast?Wholegrain bread, lettuce, tomatoes, bacon, (BLT) with mayo, butter and sirarcha with jalapenos insideUnfathomably tasty.Bizarre cunts splash out on meal deals.
>>198901657I buy them for 7 quid at a local shop.I wonder if the high taxes actually encourage chain smoking in some way. Most people must be buying them in bulk duty free when on holiday
>>198903764Read about the Dartmouth scar experiment. You're interpreting everyday interactions as evidence of gangstalking because you think that's what's happening. That's the lens through which you view the world.
>>198903505I miss being a virgin desu
>>198901900
for me its dunhill blues
