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howling and wailing and gnashing my teeth
potatoes are vegetables
2 + 2 = 5
Ok I will eat it!!
haha just a cheeky pint in my suit
>>198907709alri those men who lived a life of sin on judgement day
diego on one of his nightly stalk-walks around soho
another weekend of bedrotting
>>198907726Not according to the NHS!
>>198907739I like how you think outside the boxyou're hired!
>>198907706>(bad mum)spat out my drink at this fucks sake, bloody bad mums posting
>Pretty black girl comes up on the porn site>Click in to her profile and have a look at her videos>White guys in all the thumbnailsevery time
>>198907741nice
rorke fuminghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIJG7vDyR1I
>>198907743i'm really amazed that they managed to find a white man that looks and sounds so repulsive and unappealingeven more amazing is he's almost certainly going to win
>>198907741how do they grow the potatoes with the sauce inside them?
>>198907748He's at least 3 times taller than lil deegs
it is over
leftypol walking his pet mushroom
>>198907748proper Finnish phenotype, this
hungover crying watching TikTok’s of people getting proposed to during love story on the eras tour
>>198907800>
>>198907832why?
>>198907777He's not bad looking desuSpeaks like a mong though, dunno how he had such an esteemed legal career when he can barely string a sentence together
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars
British niggas really be walking round with the edgar cut lmao
>>198907832jew mad
>>198907817during Love Story, one would assume?simply the most appropriate song to propose during
>>198907800What's this?
>>198907419what a silly scenario
ngl sometimes when I’m alone I pretend to be Mr Bean and do all his weird mannerisms
>>198907776DELETE THIS RIGHTFUCKINGNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>198907743how yellow are their teeth jesus
>>198907817she used to post hereshe's one of us
nz niggas live in Smithtown then walk 5 minutes and be in Waipakatangiwangi
>>198907877classic wacky bruce
>>198907879can imagine this post getting reposted on reddit
might build my rg banshee norn kit
>>198907776groomer moment
>>198907887The lighting is yellow you little retard
>mr bean le bad even doe he’s a multimillionaire with an oxford degree
>>198907877thoroughly enjoyed this post
>>198907743why does she have an X on her fanny?
>>198907877Wacky Bruce has done it again!
>>198907887that's how teeth are meant to look, deano
>>198907877hahahaha
>>198907927mr bean is a a fool who gets into mishaps doing the simplest things.
>>198907899Posted from Johnson Avenue, Wollamaloo
chuckling at some of these CK underwear models
might buy a silver chalice to drink goon from
>>198907974*wooloomooloo
A woman has been charged with attempted murder after she was accused of trying to drown a three-year-old girl in an alleged racist attack.Witness described Elizabeth Wolf as "very intoxicated" when she allegedly tried to drown the child in a swimming pool following a row with her Palestinian mother, police said.The 42-year-old was first arrested in May at an apartment complex pool in Euless in the US state of Texas for public intoxication.After a police investigation, she has now been charged with attempted murder and injury to a child.The Texas chapter of civil rights group the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR-Texas) claimed that Wolf "interrogated" the child's mother.CAIR-Texas said the mother was wearing a hijab and speaking to her children in a foreign language when Wolf approached her.Police said that after questioning the woman, Wolf allegedly tried to grab her six-year-old son and he was able to escape but suffered a cut to his finger.As the woman helped her son, Wolf allegedly grabbed the woman's three-year-old daughter and forced her underwater.CAIR-Texas said that with the help of a nearby witness, the mother was able to pull her daughter to safety before emergency services arrived. It has called on authorities to investigate the incident as a hate crime.The group quoted the girl's mother as saying: "We are American citizens, originally from Palestine, and I don't know where to go to feel safe with my kids."My country is facing a war, and we are facing that hate here."My daughter is traumatised; whenever I open the apartment door, she runs away and hides, telling me she is afraid the lady will come and immerse her head in the water again."
watching the film red eye starring cillian murphy who plays a suave terrorist with w rizz and a slightly suspect american accent, plus the girl from true detective s2
>>198907739Diego be like "this is true because my priest said so"
>>198907987You think you can talk back to me?I run Poowong nigga
>>198908002Quite based really
Would quite like a pint but its not worth the groggy feeling for the rest of the day going to have a can of fanta instead
>>198907980yeah well, they're probably happier than you
>>198908016>I raed it in an old book so its true lol
This is my final post on 4chan. In a few minutes I will format my laptop, package it up and send it to a buyer on Monday. I'm no longer going to spend 40+ hours a week of my life on 4chan. My internet addiction has destroyed my life and I've finally had enough. After 7+ years, I need to change before it's too late. It's been an absolute honour posting with all you and I will miss it dearly. However, life is more important and I urge you all to follow in my footsteps. Thanks for the good times, the laughs and the hard lessons. I'll remember you all forever. I wish every single one of you the best of luck going forward.See you again in this life or the next.-Anon
>>198908020reckon you'll be alright with 2-3 pints lad, especially if you start now
>>198908038scream
>>198908020Do you have a pint-sized liver?
When I look at myself in the mirror or reflections I look really handsome but I look average in phone cameras.Genuinely makes me depressed
>>198908016don’t think he does say that actually
Think I could date an Indian women. Not a muslim though.
Tunisia is a chud country
putcha pussy lips on live ill give ya a thousand dollas
lovely sunny day and I'm posting on a colombian pillow fighting forum with the blinds drawn
>>198908016Sent that cunt to Alpha Centauri
>>198908046see you tomorrow
>>198907743He's a man of the people
>>198908046*spaffs on your laptop*
>>198908020yeah mate, just have a can of sugary shite, that’ll make you feel better
>Modern human DNA contains bits from all over the Neanderthal genome – except the Y chromosome. What happened?Homo Sapiens - The Raping Ape
>>198908046imagine not having the self control to just not post on 4chan instead of having to sell your laptop
>>198908046See you tomorrow
>>198908017go back to your hobbit hole luh nigga the only thing you run is yo bitch ass mouth
>>198908085we really did come from africa
>>198907741for a second i thought they were going to be bean filled, but it's just sauce
>>198907877screaming the house down
>>198908085mad how they were a foot taller than us and yet we took all their womenlanklets on suicide watch
I liked wearing a mask because I didn’t have to pretend to smile at work
>>198908100Don't ever let me catch you in Eromanga cuh
>>198908123Neanderthals were shorter but more robust
*BLEGH*FUCK FUCK FUCK *BLegh*SHIT
>>198907676>mfw I will never marry an english rose you can't suffer in UK
>>198907743>>198908067Why's he pretending there isn't a camera pointing at him? Does he think he's a model or he's filming something for telly?
>>198908017nigga the state or nigga the city?
>>198908123Neanderthals were shorter than us you dumb cunt
>>198908124i'm incredibly ugly and was glad that i had a reason to cover my face
get your knickers off love
>>198908126what weeb ass nigga names a town eromanga
>>198908067
woke and bloddy islam!!!!! bloody woke and muslim woke eu bastards!!!!
>>198908046i like my laptop and i use it for things other than /brit/ though
already had one nap todaycould go for another
get the woke mob wanked off
how many LSD tabs are you supposed to take? just the one?
>>198908147multumesc
>>198897692Hahaha fucking idiot, click the notification when you screenshot or the action center and you can directly save it from there. Imbecile
weird to think homosapiens were probably the most savage conniving evil monkey niggas which is why we won
>>198908220all of them :)
LimmyYou are RUDEPull-ups won't save your marriageYour fans think you are RUDEBrian Limond
>>198908211Is that cat on ecstasy?
>>198908173Just reported this to the Poosneed people, the traditional caretakers of the landyou're done cunt
>>198908113
>>198908173errrrr its ackshually an indigenous name you evil fucking chud cunt
>>198908220at least 5 or you won't feel anything
>>198908220depends how long you want the trip to lastone tab will give you about a 5 minute tripif you want a 30 minute trip (recommended) then take 6 tabs
>>198908174lovely work
>>198908211sleepy boy :)
>bought the elden ring dlc >apparently i never found the area in my main playthrough i need to actually access the dlc maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate
isn't it mad how many cars there are.like why are our live so centred around these boxes that can go 70mph+.
How's everyone's moss ball doing?
>>198908252got a semi looking at this corrr
>>198908087Imagine how he reacts when he finds out you can post from a phone
The reason processed food is garbage for you is because the processing is essentially predigesting it meaning you're only eating the waste product with nutrients removed and smothered in salt and fat to make it still go down easy. Crisps and chips are the worst offenders so far removed from the potato they might as well be polystyrene . the body has nowhere to put it but piss and shit it out increasing rates of penile and colorectal cancers or store it as obesity. >Once something like eating is death then you have struck at the very heart of life.Most supermarket offerings besides the fresh produce is the same processed slop.Especially the cereals. The the process of milling digests the nutrition out of it leaving just a brittle sand that ruins your teeth and your insides.And the process of growing it is producing less and less viable product too. When it's not suitable for bread it goes to the cattle. The polycrisis only creates more meat consumption when we need less. More environmental damage. More illnesses born of a promised privilege. This is ratchet effect. No turning back. Even the solutions can only make it worse.
>>198908273money stolen
woke ruined my marridge bloody woke and probably hamas bitch
>>198908147>mfw I will never marry an english rose>mfw i will never have sex>mfw i will never kiss >mfw i will never hold hands
>>198908278gone feral
>>198908248no>>198908271yes :)
isn't it mad how many cans there are.like why are our lives so centred around these aluminum tubes that hold the happy liquid
Brain LimmyYou're in this threadDaniel needs a strong da not a RUDE daBe freeLimmond
lovely weather todayhowever i am sat inside
>>198908220Depends on how much micrograms are in there innit
>>198908051put your phone at least 50 inches/130 cm from your face, turn on the smile detection and take as many pics from different sides as possible. some people arent just photogenic innit
>>198908295oh no somebody photoshopped the gun out
pnit
yer cat's ecciedeccied cat
Morning team. Having a Monster Energy Zero Sugar (Black and blue can).
>>198908343pitn
>>198906664Nah British capitalists doPolls in 2016 all had Remain wininng lolhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_United_Kingdom_European_Union_membership_referendum#Polls_of_polls
woke communists at the bloody eu
>>198908309My first snog was with an English rose
>>198908363why not simply have a pint
Hi guys are we having fun in here? :D
Do pints count or does it have to be in a can?
Lot of crusty boogers and dried blood in the old schnozz. Might be hayfever. Might be dying. Guess we’ll see
>>198908388I don't drink in the day time plus I only just got up. Might have a cider in the evening though
britain thirst
>>198908363did you ever arrange more driving lessons with the AA as advised?I recently passed my test, as evidence of the power of AA learning
shlomo using a window scraper to pick his nose
>>198908254>>198908266naughty boys
>>198908399bros eating filberts
>>198908309are you suffering in UK? that's not possible
>>198908404>boogersFOYF
>>198908363how'd you get on at your work's do last night?you get a cider that was to your liking in the end?
added sacked tranny to the filter list. what a boring poster
>>198908419I've looked at it but they don't have any instructors in my area. Will look again after posting this post.
>DON'T TALK TO ME UNTIL I'VE HAD MY HECKIN CUP OF COFFEE HAHA>I JUST CAN'T FUNCTION WITHOUT MY HECKIN COFFEERINO
>>198908373Commiemong do you support this? I do and I'm not even a communist
>>198908417alright nerd
>>198908447WIldcard all trips, it's easier None of them are any good, zero exceptions
>>198908419>peach fuzz in the sunmmm sexxo
sometimes a man's willy becomes hardand that's ok
>>198908455literally got a coffee cup that says this gives me a giggle every morning
raped up the bum by the big black nigger dick of life
>>198908419Alcoholics anonymous give driving tests nowadays?
>>198908441Bogeys sounds too childish. I’ll stick with boogers. Pronounced “buggers”
drinking coffee outta my $1000 mug
>>198908444Didn't go as I didn't feel very well and someone offered me a lift home and they weren't going.
sometimes a woman's willy becomes hardand that's ok
Might switch to android so I can use filters on mobile 4chan
>>198908493Source?
>>198908343GAGGING for osme booze but some "Experts' on here said its not good for you so i shant
>>198908419corr would love to see her tuppence
>>198908509you have to put yourself out therenothing bad would have happened.
>>198908507Alri Jeffrey epstein
woke muslims at the eu gonna ban pints next
>>198908518listen to your heart
>>198908252
>>198908399mad what a scam those filberts are
>>198908541Don’t call me Jewish ever again
Yeah no manual instructors available. Might register for a text message alert when one becomes available though
1 week nofap, starting to have sex dreams
>>198908549Alri DHT
ayup and welcome
>>198908568shut the hell up nigga!!!!
At the brewery
>>198908252and they call us fat, how could you disgrace the noble hash brown like this?
there's no WPB candidate in my area so might vote Green
beer is oestrogenic so you're literally castrating yourself by drinking it
every man needs an irl rival who he fucking hates for no real reason
>>198908620dinkleberg….
Quite warm and sunny today innit. Been going running in a t shirt lately to build up my confidence enough to wear t-shirts outside. I've always worn hoodies even in summer due to self esteem and anxiety issues.
>>198908464aye i support this
Postmodernism is anticommunist drivel and right wing.
why haven't jews forced diversity on japan?
>>198908650How would they do that?
Might do an oven pizza and put some delicious pic related on it. My oven doesn't work but I have a massive frying pan and foil and that cooks it okay.
>>198908637exactly
>>198908650stand out too much
Goodbye lads
>>198908650they trying toall these white weebs obsessed with japanese culture (artificially imported) and japanese women moving to japan and breeding with japanese women
>>198908666tell africans to go there to look after old japanese people like they do here
>>198907877haha
mad how that jay slater attacked someone with a machete and only got a community order. working class are actual scum donating to fund a search for a violent thug
>>198908705see you in a bit yeah?
>>198908687dont know how you can be this thick
HE RUINED IT FOR MEEE
>>198908556Oh get a grip mate waaaaa
>>198908724the more you hear about this lad the clearer it becomes that he's doing a Shannon Matthews
>>198908724The GoFundMe is obviously a scam.
>>198908748wny
STRONG TAXESSTRONG HEALTHCARESTRONG BORDERSSTRONG DEFENCE
Lads, I was feeling a bit naughty tonight so I went to one of those Asian massage places and paid a little extra and got my willy sucked.
if reform's immigration policy is so popular, why don't other parties take it up.same question over here with sinn féin, over 70% of its voters are like reform voters on immigration but sinn féin takes the opposite stance.
>>198908620Unironically have a few guys at my gym like thisHaven't interacted with them for even a second but for some reason I hated them from the moment I saw them and over the years I have constructed personalities and beliefs for them, based on absolutely nothing, which makes me hate them even more
got my shirt on
>>198908766Bet you felt really clever figuring that out
>>198908785because their jewish overlords won't allow it
really like seeing guys kiss each other
>>198908726Yeah. Sure.
>>198908705alri jay
>>198908780was she fit or was it one of the old aunty types?
>>198908777why do you care about defense?
Which match are we watching tonight? They're both on at 20:00 pm.
>>198908777a lot of spending
can’t believe them billionaire slags went in a submarine to look at the titianiac and blew up
>>198908802Bit gay that. Haha
margate full of reet proper cunts nowadays
>>198908826piss off
screaming out me arse
>>198908755from what ive seen on the old tiktok he was a drug dealer and has probably been killed to death
>>198908821Our national superiority depends on force of arms
>>198908826alls I'm saying is that if I were down there on that sub it wouldn't have gone down how it did
>>198908620i have one and i wont rest til hes stopped
>>198908812She was fit.
>>198908831They did basically the exact opposite of blowing up
>>198908840i think teaching your friend how to french kiss is acceptable
>>198908853wasn't he there on holiday though?you'd think his drug dealer rivals would be in the UK rather than in tenerife where he was holidaying. Though I suppose they could have been there on holiday too.
>>198908830As opposed to what, we all keep all our money in savings accounts while China and America spend like crazy? We need to tax and borrow and invest. You've got to spend money to make money
I feel like I'm on the forest moon of Endor
>>198908895ACKTUALLY
any kissable boys in :3
>>198908879what happened to the people inside?
>>198908879freaks my nut they got turned into a jpeg
>>198908901tenerife is the go to place for british drug dealing gangs on holiday and a lot of retired british gangsters live over there nowit was obviously a hitjob and he's been dissolved in a bathtub of acid
>>198908928turned into goo
>>198908858does it really? i believe in nukes and that's about it.
>>198908911the government should tax £500bn as a one off windfall and then plough it into trains/schools/roads/houses
>>198908928Swam to safety
Shooting ropes rn
>>198908921urm hi
saw a bird soaring through the sky majestically yesterday
why would someone swim a submarine down to see the titanic anyway
>>198908950Nukes are force of arms too but a bit weird to have only nukes init
>>198908976who
>>198908986Why do white people climb mountains
>>198908986Just watch it on tv if you have to. It's not even that good anyway.
>>198908991Ellie the empress she hasn’t got them out yet
>>198908991it's our girl ellietheempress
>>198908991Christine Chandler
>>198908976quite gay to tell other men about that
>>198908990Makes sense to me. Nobody's attacking you if your response will be to go from 0-10 immediately.
went on this 4chan map thing where people would put their location down with a message and the only people near me were gay lads looking for a gay sex :(
I'm an arse man not a tits man
>>198909017women like this are proof there is a god and he loves us
bloody woke eu put pakis in my coffee
>>198908724if only they invaded iraq and killed 1 million people like aryan bourgeoisie
>>198909004mealy-mouthed reply
getting some messages on hinge come inbit late in the day initnow i gotta keep the ball rolling to next weekend.would it be weird to ask them out now?
the caberges are doing battle
>>198909042Nah it just means any attack on your will have to be a 10 when it wouldn't ordinarily need to be. Non nuclear war can be fun
>>198908879it was a lot quicker than the video shows
>>198909062you mean jewish neoconservatives
>>198908901some say he was dealing drugs in tenerife with one of the girls he was with
Chilling on the balcony lads x
>>198909097some say that one of his legs get longer than the other when he sees a pretty lady
>>198909052having a preference tits is very odd and infantile ngl
>>198909097he was with two black blokes before he disappeared obviously a rival drug dealing gang and they have since returned to the UK and disappeared themselves
>>198909096>neoconservativesNot really conservative about anything are theyThat Bill Kristol bloke supports gay marriage and immigration and all that
Black women owe me sex
>>198909096No I mean Aryan capitalistsKilling arabs is Aryan, Faustian, Nietzschean and Aristocratic
>>198909062muzzies aren't people
>>198908928https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaV__EcyKGU
Where I live has a nicer view than probably 99% of humanity but I can't share it or I'll share where I live
they're palethey're rudethey don't season they food
Scranning a flan corrrr lush x
commiemong is obviously some middle class jewish neet
The 'festo>Reduce taxes and fund everything via advertising>Put everyone out their misery if they get sick>Let everyone come in and out at their leisure >Stand down the army
>>198908780this didn't happen 190
>>198909145maybe a bumming encounter gone wrong
>>198909152>Bill KristolWonder how often he gets confused with Billy Crystal.
>>198909193no one like that posts here
>>198909221>>198909221>>198909221
>>198909195the opposite to >>198908777
>>198909169Is it somewhere famous? I've posted a pic of my back garden before. Nobody cares.
>>198909169The only place in Britain that has a decent view is the Lakes district and Snowdoniano offense mate but most of you country isn't really much to look at
>>198909152Neoconservativism is a foreign policy ideology, not a social one
>>198909169Alright King Charles how’s the prostate
>>198909250Yeah I'm sure there's only those two nice places that you've seen, you braindead retard. Arrogant cunt. Where you live is overrated as fuck and is somehow below us in hdi
>>198907676Many headturner maidens in Britain.
