finland edition
Is the Paraguay drawing a reference to this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgCbG0q4jmc
>>198910426Usa very accurate
>>198910642es este bruce
>>198910642jajajaj
>>198910426Ale gówno
>>198911119what does pole eat for breakfast
>>198911581bet he wakes up after breakfast time
>>198911581PUSSY
>>198911783do you really?
-.-
I'm from Texas.
>tfw no midwestern milf to cuddle withlife is a cruel mistress
>>198912517i can offer you a polish guy
When will that baboon finally accept that I'm not gay?
relax negro
are the rambo movies good
Go Mexico
inb4 the lock good sirs
ballet isn't as gay as I thought it was
bart simpson >>198915130
>>198915130it's pretty impressive and they also have strong bodiesit's still boring
>>198915193yes my main complaint is actually that it's SHIT and actually seems way more lowbrow than opera or symphonies contrary to how its fans seem to think of itoutside of the "prestige" ballet troupes it just looks like some theater kid shit
Just remembered that scene from Amadeus where Mozart is temporarily forced to cut a ballet scene from something because the emperor forbade ballet in the national theater by edictHow can anybody even deny that the Habsburgs are right about literally everything always
>>198915622ever had a virginia ham
>>198915808yesit's good ham, but it is still just ham nonetheless, tired of being mogged by the deep south
>>198915878did you know that in pennsylvania ham is eaten
Good morning I hate life
>>198910426Why is Uaregay a bottle of water?
why>finland edition
>>198916530our mascot is a bottle of water
oh bydloball
>it's the totally out-of-place "people in wheelchairs can do ANYTHING" episode of a 80s/90s series>>198915978wtf my brother
>>198917362Why are you gay?
>>198917501I'm still a bit flabbergasted over the whole comedians, comedic writers, etc. being anti "politically correct" in the '90s and '00s and mocking stuff like this and then twenty years later flipping completely their tune and buying wholeheartedly into essentially the exact same thingit's a trite point to make and has been observed to death but it's still ludicrous to me
might plan a trip to cuba or something
>>198919412yanki go home tho
>>198919455cuba is american clay
wish I could take like a month off of work like a yuro and live somewhere abroad
>>198919542only guantanamo tho
>erhmmm akshullyte romperia su rostro de rata en mil trozitos marrones buckito
uh
>>198920341would quite like a weiner
Think I might go to bed early as shit today, lads
Why do southerners disproportionately pick up effeminate Anglo-isms like "mate" and "lads?" It always sounds stupid when a pitheaded drawling hick is talking some shit and then ends it all with a big fat MATE as if he was from Birmingham England and not Birmingham, AL
sneed
>>198920711are you on pills
>>198920257boat protect me
>>198920929did you know we're renting a /dixie/ apartment in buenos aires next march for a month
>>198920929from what
>>198921041racist people
>>198921056who is racist against uruguayans
why aren't florida and texas considered southern states?
>>198921146panamavians
>>198921056how can I protect you from myself
>>198921230Florida cucked by cuban spicsTexas cucked by mexican spics
>>198921304hmm thats what i imagined
>>198921444are youa brazilian femlae
Back from church
>>198922421>Afternoon church goerPathetic.
>>198922531I got there at 10am.
>>198922671Precisely
>>198920711this doesn't happen, go outside
Just realized I forgot my Bible at church. >>198922837But that's when Divide Liturgy started.
what are the best crackers?for me, it's saltines
It depends what they're going with
>>198923270Wheat thins by themselves, triscuits with meat+cheese, saltines with soup or chili
fuck off, flaglet
>>198924667What crackers do you like?
>>198922421how'd it go
>>198925393Dunno, just as long as they are Caucasian
>>198910426Why is Panama like that? I wanna bone her
>>198925470I liked it. I was obviously confused but no one made a deal of it. I didn't do communion but I got a blessing. Then after service I talked to the Deacon and his wife in the coffee room. I was introduced to a few people and explained why I was moving away from the protestant branches of Christianity and my issues with sola scriptura. He's a really chill guy and was previously protestant so he gets where I'm coming from. I got some pamphlets while I was talking and we also touch on a bit of the difference between Orthodoxy and the Catholics. He said something about arians and the creed and the filioque but I don't know who about the arians and early Christians. But he was basically explaining the more you know the harder it is to be protestant. But even without knowing I feel like there's something wrong. So I'll probably keep going and try to figure it out. >>198925646>>198925767That's very silly.
>>198925872>I was obviously confused but no one made a deal of it.No one minds as long as you aren't acting retarded.I assume it was one of the churches that performs in two languages?>I didn't do communionThey wouldn't give it to you anywayArianism is an early heresy that basically states that Jesus was created by God, implying that He is not co-eternal with the father. (see: "begotten not created" in the Nicene Creed) which is something a lot of Protestants accidentally fall into
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Holy Spirit, is in fact, Fives Solas/Holy Ghost, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Fives Solas plus Holy Ghost. Holy Ghost is not an entity unto itself, but rather another free part of a fully functioning Christian faith system made useful by the Sola Scriptura, Solus Christus, Sola Fide, Sola Gratia, and Soli Deo Gloria princibles, Baptist cope utilities and vital system components comprising a Christian believer as defined by Jesus.
Hinds & boat are the only true christians
I feel like you're setting a low bar
>>198926353>I assume it was one of the churches that performs in two languages?Yeah mostly English. But some Greek in the service. I got there at 10am but a lot of people showed up after. He did talk a bit about the literal nature of sacrament and baptism because it was Pentecost and I thought that was neat. He mentioned it was a gesture in Baptist churches but honestly I feel better NOT thinking it's a gesture. Then we talked about faith alone vs works through faith. And that makes sense on the latter.>they thought Jesus was created by God, implying that He is not co-eternal with the father.Yeah I don't know where they thought that one was correct. My understanding was that Jesus was the aspect of God that's been talking to man from the first. Like with the burning bush.>>198926371When I say Holy Spirit, I mean the "advocate" Christ said He would ask the Father to send when He departed.
>>198922421faggot
>>198926920>the only true christiansI want to be a worthy follower of Christ. I don't know if I've achieved more than that.
>>198927395Yeah, the English to patriarchate language varies depending on patriarchate, church, and priest.Like the OCA is pretty much all English, but as you see the Greeks do a mix, and some priests change the ratio depending on their preference.
>>198927828It smells like Frankincense inside which is nice. It's a smaller church but the people seem nice. But I generally feel awkward anywhere I go and anytime I have a conversation with people I don't know.
>>198928309>It smells like Frankincense inside which is niceYou'll never guess what the incense is made of>It's a smaller churchYeah, mine is actually strangely large for an American one.I think there's a lot of Greeks here for some reason
Me pole bucks and Uruguay meetup
>>198928374How much of a sea sponge industry do y'all have out thereGreeks love a good sea sponge
>>198910426what the fuck are weWHY IS URUGUAY A TERMO
>>198928487Unaware of a sea sponge industryWe unjokingly have a large jellyfishing industry though
>>198928587t. wearer of four-cornered pantaloons
>>198928642I knew that joke was comingYeah, every year these retards have a massive bloom, so off-season shrimpers will catch them and send them to Asia
>>198928569>mad because he's not a termoargiebros...
>>198928374>You'll never guess what the incense is made ofI don't know.. is it tree sap? Or bark? I actually don't know. >lot of Greeks hereThere's one segment of the service where people in the congregation speak and a few people spoke in different languages. One was Russian I could gather and the other might have been Spanish or something else. Now I'll probably have to read up on the First Ecumenical Council and what came after and why.
Have you ever taken apart a train and eaten it piece-by-piece after you just derailed it with your penis
>>198928738Interesting looking jellyDo people eat them or what
>>198929494>Sent to AsiaIt's either food or believed to cure impotence and turn you into a better lover
>>198929540I didn't wanna bring it up but I suspected willy pills
>>198928850It's francincensewas the joke>There's one segment of the service where people in the congregation speak and a few people spoke in different languagesThat was probably because it's PentecostWhen the Apostles spoke in tongues>>198929494Asians eat them yeah
>>198929586Idk if Alberta is struggling with invasive species of any kind but just start a rumor parts of their bodies/plants make your dick hard for 12 hours straight and the Chinese will take care of your problem
>>198929730Prussian carp are destroying the food chain in our rivers but I think the yellowfolk already know about them from the old countryI'll keep this strategy in mind tho
>>198929607>was the jokeI was worried I misspelled it as Frankenstein or something. But I imagine if it were made from this we'd all feel very differently. >That was probably because it's PentecostYeah, true. I was a bit surprised a lot of people dress very casually but I think it's good and more inviting. I didn't remember to bring money for collection though. Feelsbad.jpg >>198929818I don't like those carp. They will also jump out of the water to attack you. Splash attack is more effective than you think
>>198930198>a lot of people dress very casuallyEh, they dress more casually but anything without a tie is kind of casual by my standards soJust throw in an extra dollar at the candle offering next time
every time in the last 4 days when i fall asleep in instant i get woken up by dream of missing a step when climbing stepps or getting whacked by a branch when someone is up in front of me walking trough branches tentioning a branch and i walk behind and WHACKi see this as full moon God has spokeni must do something i drove to Banja Luka againi parked somewhere from where the spider took the car awayillegal parking and shitbut i went on by footi got beaten 2 times and won 4 fights with zoomtardsi hate them a loti caused 2 pubs to kick me outso i went further, carlessim now at a gas station with a FAT woman in company shitposting from a phonei always knew i hated that town because i not only grew up there, but it is superiour to me personallynow i hate it to the point i want it bombed and burned to the groundi hate them so much its unrealevenm the ones that like me, i want them dead firstaka i did NOT get laid this night and im severely angry at everything and everyoneall i want to do is to harm someone to disfigure someonea human person, whack, on the eyes, on the soft spots that bleedi literally must jack off to porn tonight to fall asleepthis is a humilliation ritual i went trough and someone must pay the repercussionsalso i must mow the lawn and someone elses grass with a john deere i bought years agoits too humid for that sort of shitim so angry i could kill a baby
>>198930440I mean wearing jeans and a shirt attire but that's fine. I didn't use a candle but I didn't know they sell them either. Why did some people walk in with a lit candle?
Just realized 2033 will be the 2000th year anniversary of Pentecost. That's wild.
>>198930753They may have a candle area outside.Normally Orthodox churches have a stack of candles in the narthex and a box full of either sand or rocks with water in which you light your candle and place it as a prayer
my so called friends now know wher i am and are now in cars traveling towards me to jank me out of a situationi stood before a council of whatever the fucksi was the only one with LEGSi stoodfearlessready to biteyes im ready to bite off chunks of f;esj off pf vocto,s tp devpir tej,to devour themeatfeedthat is how much i hat themi want to consume theif fleshyes i do, God forgive me, but i will consume their flesh whenever i get an opportunityim attacking a town rnall by myselfit is in need for an attackits called Bans harbourthere is nor harbourits a fast river flowing trough it, no chance of a harbouronly criminal rule and silence of the subjigatedi hate them so much its unreal
>>198930903>stack of candles in the narthex and a box full of either sandYeah they had candles and sand. I saw a few lit.
>>198930929One day I will visit Bosnia>>198930992Yeah, it's customary to light one and say a prayer upon entrance; alongside venerating icons
>>198931007plant a tree when you get there or anywherejust plant a treepeople will show you where
>>198931037Is that a tradition or something?
suck my salty balls i will not publish any tradition whatsoevermake your own
If your balls are salty you should probably wash them,
Fucking look at him GOhttps://youtu.be/j6TwwXvwsKg
>>198931162bro i mowed a lawn todayit was a cloud under a 40C sunits deathdont try to insult me in woman waysid strangle and bash a woman in a severe way if i ever saw one todayi did notthey can notwe can
Where the FUCK is congay?
uh oh time for bed
I can see your flags boat you don't have to pretend to be congay for me with such faggot behaviour
does anyone have those var cats that were drawn of the posters here or are those dixie lost media now
lost desu
good job usa
Got dinner
what for
For myself.
samei got paella
Sometimes, you just have to eat
>>198932709Oh that sounds fantastic
>>198932716Yeah that's true. I'm going to make soup in a little while. I think I forgot an ingredient though.
>>198932780SALT???
>>198910724You’re the mutted ones tho
>>198932728yeah. there is like a spaniard festival or something today & they're giving away paella for cheap which is super kinomeraldso im eating with a few friends now gonna get drunk later and watch our team
>>198932806Not salt. I forgot chicken stock.>>198932842Pretty neat, how's the quality? Also keep us updated on the score if it's a live game
>>198932916shit is tasty as fug.
>>198932933I will be happy for you because I can't have any myself
>>198932980ta hinds
>>198932997ta my friend
>>198933150https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p44G0U4sLCE
>>198932716>have toyou don't have to anything
>>198933292
>>198933441Tell Tony I'm still not buying Frosted Flakes.
Buenos dias amigos
>>198933699Oh I'm sure you'll get the chance to tell him that in person soon ;)
>>198933888Checked. How are you fren?>>198933946What does that even mean? Is there a hidden meaning?
>>198934003
>>198934003Sleep tight!
>>198934043You are my brother in spirit. I've been depressed all day. And if not depressed anxious. >>198934057He better not try to break in. I'll shoot him.
>>198933888hi cobb
>>198934388ayo this nigga lives in a video rental store shieeeeeeeet
>Went to Longhorn Steakhouse for dinner>Sat in booth, couch is too low and too far from the table>Cute waitresses' butts are now at eye levelGood way to end my Sunday.
>>198934618bruhhh
>>198932609there is literally no way to celebrate the US beating Bolivia in a sport where it doesn't feel like gloating about stealing a favorite toy away from some street urchin
>>198930929only take action the people will honor
Bolivia is elite, the altitude ensures they have superior cardiovascular endurance
mmmm are you ready to please daddy baby bitch....?
Can't sleep
>>198938446Me neither
I made chamomile tea. I hope it works.
nigga be like can't sleepdrinks coffee like an addictthen stares at screenhow could this happen???
Stop lying. I had half of a cup of coffee at 9am.
>>198910426cute chainsaw
>>198940380>Still awakeStop looking at the screen dummy
yup it's dead, good
>>198943362She'll be roight mate
>>198946349vhg the elites don't want you to know this...................
wtf what happened while I was sleeping
i cried yesterday when panama scored
>>198950896clearly the Nazi femboys in Antarctica are starting their campaign
Coffee
more of a chai tea man today, myself
>>198951848>ooo ooo aaa aaai dont speak spanish
>>198954235https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ3AniKpbbI
>>198954270
>>198954235Chai is very tasty. I'm just a man of old habits myself
Cofe
>>198954948same
>>198910426Whys mexico got a chainsaw going through him
>musician/band decides to remaster album>the most overbearing, OCD, obnoxious member retreats to some studio in the woods to fiddle for five hours with a high-pass filter on a snare drum overdub track that was laid down when Orson Welles was still alive>remaster comes outnobody can hear any differences from the original, besides like eight fans all of whom are picrelated >plays all come from people listening on Spotify using airpods at the gym, all of whom would be playing the song anyway whether it was remastered or not>it makes no money for anybody because it's Spotify>Total profits from the venture: $336 of vinyl and FLAC sales to a handful of autistsMusic producers and music production obsessives are the HR people of the music world
>>198955345Did your grandma make that for you
>>198955958i got it from a peruvian lady while i was in buenos aires last month
>>198955941>mfw remaster
>>198955941name 6 examples
In any other artistic career besides music it's generally accepted that you have to create a brand for yourself and network and have an appealing personality if you want to make money. Nobody uploads some indie film they shot in their back yard in high school to YouTube and wonders why YouTube is just giving them a couple cents of advertising money and not making the movie available to rent for $5 alongside Die Hard and GarfieldSpotify is the only platform for entertainment where you can just have your shit-ass amateur ambient weebwave show up in search results alongside Michael Jackson and the Beatles, and these "people" are actually complaining about not being paid a dollar every time they show up in somebody's AI-generated daily recommended slop playlist? I hope they're crushed into paste under Spotify's giant meaty (but supple) ballsack
>>198956261every Beatles albumevery Oasis albumevery Beach Boys albumevery Metallica albumthere that's like 40 altogether
meanwhile>Johnny Cash albumsstill sound like shit>Elvis albumsstill sound like shit>Hank Williams albumsliterally sound hauntedthe south wins again
>>198956588NO ONE listens to those bands
>>198956818good they're all shit especially Oasis
>>198957001one of the beatle niggas is performing here on october and lots of widows are wasting all their pension money on tickets
>>198954025addict
>>198956474they should of thought of the kiss kasket firstngmi
>>198956756sovl is inversely proportional to how dogshit the audio quality is also I have gotten SEVEN heat advisory warnings from the weather channel in the past hour and a half
>>198957230I've drank about half of my cup.
Albums recorded after the year 2000 generally suffer from lack of dynamicshttps://dr.loudness-war.info/
>>198957887Switch to decaf
>>198958157I actually have a bag of decaf. I should do that.
>>198958157>decafgay
>>198958600t. homofurry
>>198958619why would you drink decafjust drink water at that point
>>198958670It tastes like coffee without the negative effects
>>198958157>decaffag
>>198958719wym negative effects
it puts your brain in a stress state, rewires it to function less effectively when you are not on it
white people
It makes your brain better and turns you into a better, more capable person
>relying on a substance
I rely on the high of my deep and abiding faith in our Lord, Jesus Christ you fucking pagan
gym is my templecoffee my holy water
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/159989343/#160000000reminder that you will never achieve this
>>198959065>I rely on the high of my deep and abiding faith in our Lord, Jesus ChristAmen to that.. minus the last part.
been cleaning up my yard and now chiggers are eating me alive help >>198959399ENOUGHI SHALL HEAR NO MORE OF THIS HEBREW NONSENSE
>>198959337finn's biggest life achievement
jelly?
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3570832/#3570868beat this
>>198959463My cat got fleas when she snuck outside while I was watering my plants. Taking her to the vet tomorrow. Not sure what wards of chiggers. Mosquito spray?
meh, get the >>200000000
hold on finn im cutting my nails
>>198959822no clue. I think you're supposed to use witch hazel for the bites and spray yourself with any one of a bunch of different things to get them off
Praying a rosary for my boy dixieman's big get
>>198957676>the weather channel
>>198960145did tricky dick make the weather channel?
>>198959822Just vacuum the things off the animalAnd let it go outside more, how would you feel if you were trapped inside a house with nothing to do
>>198960292this is finn's dream girl
Croatia for the win tonight boysPicrel Luka Modrić praying to Our Lady of Medjugorje, Queen of Peace
stick to rizzing up the pole
Also we literally have the divine blessing
baby pole done rizzed up livvy finn
Will he commit to LSU?
tonight im italian
YOU FUCKING FUCKER YOU ARE IN DIXIE AND IN DIXIE WE ROOT FOR CROATIANO DIGOS IN THIS THREAD
i saw you rooting for panama yesterday zadar
No????Fuck panama
>>198961309explain why your flag has panama colors then.
>>198961338Plz. You're traumatizing me.
I'm going to make roasted red peppers and tomatoe soup with roasted chicken for dinner.
>>198961338based as fuck niggerball enjoyers get the sword
>>198961338Based>>198962346Based
>>198963145Look at this lil guy. He's like the king of his own castle.
>>198963882And he shits where he wants too!
>>198963997He honestly looks really happy and I'm sure that plays a part.
zadar
zadar wtf was that goal
>>198964122Territory - markedBlanket - acquiredLeisure - began
>>198964557Someone takes care of him and he's jolly for it.
House is starting to smell like roasted bell peppers.
>>198910426why is panama a hot bird chick
>>198952371VGH PEAK AGARTHAN FORM
>>198955345baaa baaa sheepy
>>198965923the post that broke finn
Anyone have a good mahi mahi recipe?
1 minute of silence for zadar please
>>198966607Tfw player even named Mr Macaroni
This is fucking shitWe're a fucking shit teamShit piss
Hinds
>>198967355
Mom found the shit drawer and it's in Croatian locker room because I shit in it
I really really really like the Finns posts
Not surprised, he radiates homosexual aura
call me 8:45 cause I got both hands at the nine
You don't own a "nine", Bernard
>>198968466should i get a glock or a new car
>>198967411Yeah?
>>198968535Wait for Glock to make cars
>>198968423i got a glock in my rawri :3
>>198968535I feel like those two are leagues away in price difference, anon.also I don't like Glocks
>>198968668It worked.
>>198968762im getting the most poop shartcar
>>198968834Aw heck yeah! You did it buddy! That's great news.
>>198969360uh.....that was certainly a reaction
took a nap after work
>>198969386Do you have a recipe for cooking mahi mahi?
fruity ass question
>fruity ass question
>>198969940LMFAOO you fucking killed him man
>>198969675Not off-hand, but it's a meaty white fish, so I would probably just blacken it.
>>198970000Yeah that's what the guy at the counter said too. Just looking for alternatives
>>198966254either do it like blackened meat or like you would salmon. you can also bread it in panko
>fruity ass question>the fruitcake answers it
>>198970202Ok this makes some sense. I've never eaten mahi mahi so I was trying to avoid cooking it in a way that doesn't match the flavor profile.
>>198970333I haven't had it in a while, but from what I can recall it isn't a super flavorful fish, but it has a texture similar to like swordfish or shark or something, which lends itself to a good blackening
>>198970530>texture similar to like swordfish or shark or something, which lends itself to a good blackeningAh that's what I was avoiding because I've never had swordfish or shark. I mean maybe once years and years ago. And I don't know how to properly cook blackened fish. Never learned the method. Now I feel like I should have stuck with salmon
>>198966214baaaa
>>198969568this you >>198970847
>>198970834Mahi is a little easier to deal with than the other two.Shark especially because it can obtain an ammonia flavor that needs to be marinated out with milk
>>198970865baa.
kinotastic match tomorrow
>>198970847>>198970950tell me the new /dixie/ lore on this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoRfecnEkU4
>>198970876>Shark especially because it can obtain an ammonia flavor that needs to be marinated out with milkI didn't know that. That sounds awful.
popeyes has the best seasoning and sauces ive seen from a fast food chain but by God is their meat horrible wtf is this garbage
>>198970990baaa?
>>198970990dixie is geeting sheepified
>>198971038i got popeyes delivered yesterday and the nigger didnt give me my mango tea
>>198971037It's not bad as long as you marinate it long enough.>>198971038>>198971171I don't go to Popeye's cause they're all in shit neighborhoods
>>198971038Popeye's probably has the worst fries.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcvvT8rrVbIWent to Popeyes once and literally saw a multi man brawl in my rearview mirror
>>198971246i havent had their fries since the acquisition
>>198970834you buy blackening seasoning and pan fry it in butter and olive oil. you can buy it at walmart iirc
>>198971466>the acquisitionThe Louisiana purchase ?
>>198971689Ah that's a good hack. Now I'll keep an eye out for it. I've been trying to cook more fish just because I like fish but I'm finding I don't know about most fish. Maybe I can get some of this seasoning and try it out
>>198971691yes, popeyes went to shit afterwards
>>198971850Cavendar's Greek Seasoning is an Arkansas brand that's really good. You may be able to find it in stores but you can also order it
next is popeyes edition some one make it you have my blessing
Contemplating boobies
>>198972076Yeah let me look it up online and find out what's in this Greek seasoning.
>>198972303>>198972303>>198972303New
>>198972274salt, pepper, garlic, onion, oregano, celery salt. nothing outrageous, it's pretty all purpose
