Great Britain edition
Hungary 3-0 Scotland
I've been arrested 15 times now because of someone posting CP in an /sp/ matchthreadsick of it
havent been outside today but shall go on a walk soon
>>198910888mad that
any ephebophile in
>>198910888anything decent?
>>198910890It's very hot mate. I'd leave it until 19:00 pm.
Gareth is something of an anomaly in the series; he’s presented as an overly sycophantic oddbod - which he is, and is understandably mocked for - but he’s the only central character we see that has vested interests / hobbies outside of work, a passion for his job, close friends and some success in relationships, besides maybe Neil.He has his lot in life and is content with that, yet everyone else around him takes the time to criticise in order to mask their own problems (though admittedly, it’s not exactly unwarranted a lot of the time either).
my head is clear my balls are empty
got my shirt on
clappers direct
>>198910903maybe im built different, but it's not that warmsitting here in a hoodie
>>198910905>>198910922Lmfao
Mental how no one in Europe had ever had a potato or tomato prior to the 16th century
>Lmfao
every paedo supports ukraine
>>198910952India didn’t have chillis till the Portuguese got there
i think "This post is extremely low quality" is my favourite report card
>>198910952You really believe that ?
>>198910899gchq
mad how not standing in front of the massive burning ball in the sky once a day turns you into a basketcase
>>198910827Not been poo in a few days. Hard as diamonds poo. Toilet covered in bright red blood. Wiping arse and its bright red blood.Its over
>>198910899whats that
>>198910922Of course Hitler sides with the weird blond guy.
>>198910992much to think about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sESvfpNQJ1I
30 minutes until my GTAV download is finishedwhy they can't separate all the online shite that i'm not interested in so it can be a 40gb download rather than a 110gb download
>>198911006
>>198911004caberge
>>198911006oh no 30 year old young men bros how do we respond
Get the tranny cock out
>>198911006Lol
got the filmography of allie sin on
>>198910922He was in Pirates of the Carribbean!
>>198911032mooing
>GTA V single player in 2024*a can of Monster Energy cracks open wistfully in the distance*
Absolutely insane the state of Yanks
gamers rise up
got the shitcaked boxers on
>>198911006done him
>>198911004
>>198911068lovely open plan living area
>>198911004Me being escorted out the local after one too many
get the arses wanked
>>198911068That's a lad
>>198911068Whys he gone and dressed like that then? :/
>>198911098id open plan her living area
really want to play some morrowind
Where can I put a bet on Karen having a black boyfriend in the Outnumbered revival?
>>198911087Horrifying
really dont want to play any morrowtoil
>>198911128You can't even open the window of your smelly bedroom pipe down
last time i was in a plane some drunk mong banged his head on the door to the overhead lockers and accused the steward of hitting him
>>198911087just about shat myself
>>198911087this actually made me jump
>>198911124>>198911125it's notmona huygelen
>>198911169morrowind? what year is this? just play skyrim
mad how smelly my arsehole is
>>198911204Corrrr gizza sniff la
giggling like some sort of mad hatter esque freak
>>198911204give us a whiff coorrrr
knobs fallen fof
>>198911204gay homosexuals be like corr wish i could sniff it
>>198911213fox nonce
The sweltering summer of 1992
>>198911204wish you were here
>>198911176probably the most interesting event ever in your grim life
>give us a whiff coorrrr>am fi ded
>>198911213love foxes me
get a big whiff of my unwashed crotch when I sit downno reason to shower if i'm not leaving the house
>>198911156in retrospect it was very unrealistic to have a show about a white family set in london
Gonna go for a walk on the beach lads :3
>>198910705I like the constituency candidate but ive never heard of a single policy of theirs that I could support. I can only put the being my pick for Defence as being the best of a bad bunch. But defence is completely irrelevent to my voting. Tax and spending, NHS, and Immigration are more important. Honestly stunned my preference for NHS was Tories, they have done a shite job..
>>198911322blummin heck
>>198911243white hot
>>198911305London suburbs were still overwhelmingly white middle class until the mid 2000s
>>198911322what's that for then? bit random innit
>>198911019
>>198911299That tall guy is actually Polish.
literally what were they thinking?
>>198911322love big areolas on women ngls
>>198911322Butters
>>198911322dont get why im supposed to be aroused by thismaybe if i saw a wet vagina hole or something
>>198911087It's hilarious how people don't realise how racist I am. I'm not interesred in ranting and raving about immigration or crime rates. I'm not interested in violent confrontations. The only thing I do is go to great lengths to avoid blacks. If you followed me around you would see.I am very aware of my surroundings. If I see a black down the other end of the street I will go up another street to avoid passing them. If thats not an option I will turn around and walk in the opposite direction. I will not enter a shop with blacks inside. If I'm in a shop and see a black I will leave. If I'm on the train and a black is in my carriage I'll move.Nobody notices my behaviour because its so absurd that nobody would believe it possible but I've decided its the only way to exist
>>198911354
>>198911271aryan W
>>198911175bizarre bit of projection
>>198911393scared little manchild
>>198911357>the """great""" british public
>>198911436post a selfie heatherlad
>>198911422away home to bangalore
>>198911393I imagine them destroying the missus, personally
>>198911390probably the massive tits you bender
>>198911322dayum
Taking the dawg out
imagine cowering in fear because you see a nigger god you freaks are pathetic
>>198911456mm yea some useless sacks of meat peng
>>198911431literally me
meltdown imminent
just witnessed racism outside of /b/
>>198911469homosexual dog
>>198911469Is that a staffie?
>>198911393im the exact opposite, no problem hanging around with blacks and indeed enjoy their company more often than not, but will happily rant openly about their negative impact on society
>>198911474genuinely a big gay gayboynowt wrong with it but it seems odd to critique straight men
got the hog out
>>198911468this guy's a mentality beast
>>198911469that dog is definitely taking red rockets on the reg
Catyank and his British cousin Dogbong
life doing me up the arse and making me it's sissy bottom bitch
>0% of readers are torn between Lib Dems and Labour How did I end up like this
>>198911469horrifying staffie lab cross
>>198911507crank that shi nigguh
>>198911535reckon just not many people have taken the quiz
>>198911469Dis nigga looking ZESTY
>>198911517I feel it Dan
>>198911213
>>198911469Can I pet that dawg?
>34 degrees in București Oh my days
>>198911562horrid webmshould be an immediate and permanent ban if you post it
>>198911504not gay though
>oh your bet came in did it well you're being investigated sorry no payout for you why is this allowed
Are Aussies actually massive racists and I didn't know this whole time?
got an even split of gay and straight porn on my drive
>>198911553It's a stupid quiz. For example I agree most with the Greens 1% wealth tax but I couldn't choose that option because I hate all their other policies
Do you do this, anon?
>>198911601Leafs are usually too
>>198911497>>198911537It's a pure lab you lunatics
>>198911586are you top off kind of Employed Woman when the sun is out?
>>198911621screeching
>>198911601No they worship aboos
>>198911474gay freak
>>198911615ok so this is rorke
miss smoking
>>198911087kek just shit me keks
Any moss balls on the go?
>>198911618
>>198911646strange bellybutton
>>198911616surely the point of the quiz is to find the party that you agree most with, not just agree with a single policy
>>198911469looks stoned
>>198911646>>198911670masculine belly button
>>198911469can we get this dog put down or smth?
scran
>>198911669
yer nan is voting Reform
>>198911677pupils dilated, defintely on the eccies
>>198911714bruh
>>198911714yum
>>198911727I went to a gig at Brixton Academy once and when we got back to my nan's in Streatham Hil>Was there many blacks?fuck sakes Nan
>>198911727nah Labour
>>198911727my nan's a bit dead but i reckon she'd be voting labourgrandad defo would or maybe green
poo
what's a hobby that'll attract women
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xe0rfb
>>198911804dinosaurs
>>198911804rape
>>198911804ropes
British people shouldn't eat too much riceIt is foreign to our stomachs
>>198911804gay porn dancing
>>198911087Source
Just read that lib dems will legalise weed. 12.6 billion in tax from alcohol this country makes per year, no idea why theyve not already legalised weed to try to make more money for the precious nhs. And it will piss off the darkies because they can't get rich selling it and stabbing each other over it anymore. Shame they won't actually win.
>>198911804sailing
>>198911811
>>198911804Knitting
>>198911804Boxing, girls literally stare at me in the gym when I'm on the bag
>>198911804why would a hobby attract women? women are attracted to men whi like themselves and a key part of liking yourself if finding time to do the things you likefind a hobby that you want to do
>>198911553i couldn't get past question 1, didn't like either option
>>198911839All ethnicities can be british mate
>>198911804guitar playing
>>198911848didn’t work here
>>198911842right here min bror
>>198911866is this true
>>198911905over regulated it like you americans always do
>>198911804Take a book to a busy pub on a Friday night. Start reading it. Girls will approach you.
>>198911907Who's this Irish diaspora cretin then?
>>198911938would love to see your incompetent mongo government fuck it even worse lol
>>198911934
>>198911950deegzy ahhhh rizz
>>198911848darkies will sell cocaine and stab each other over it. most weed dealers are white.
wonder what these lads politics is
>>198911955ask the swedish thread, it'll be worth it
>>198911907
>>198911930char siu chow mein
>>198911964we sell alcohol freely next to food and weed should be no different at allyou freaks have to go to the liquour store or some shit
>>198911804bouldering
going to miss a lot of good footy during glasto unfortunately
mental how you're not even allowed to say you disagreed with Jo Cox but that she didn't deserve to die, according to the BBC
need german gf
>>198911991>roiding for thislol
>>198911991more immigration for UK, same as labour
>>198912043normoid
>>198911804The correct answer is boxing. Women fucking LOVE boxers.
>>198912038Big cocks, not big blocks silly
need a brown (latina) gf
>>198912053you've made exactly 0 steps towards fufilling this goal in years
I'm trying to strike a chord and its probably
>>198912051poor bird he is very scared
>>198912067freaks dont like music and fun?
>>198912043oh going to glasto are you? going to blog about it endlessly? GLASTO? maybe going to take some drugs are you?jog on mate
Video Content: *Select the main content of your custom vid--I don't do mainstream. Note that all prices are a starting estimate, and may go up based on your specific details!Shitting - TEN minutes minimum, starting at 100$ USD (1 pooping per video)Farting - FIVE minutes (only) starting at 100$ USD (takes a while to gather/edit fart footage! NO BURPS)Farting + Shitting - TEN minutes minimum, starting at 175$ USD (1 pooping per video)"Say My Name" EXCLUSIVE Custom Video - TEN minutes, starting at $300 USD (Exclusive means private, just between you and me! If I say your name, it's an exclusive video!)Add Ons:Please check boxes for any content you would like to have featured in your custom vid. Note that all prices are a starting estimate, and may be adjusted based on your specific detailsBuy Poop From Video! $135 USD (cost of turd + shipping! USA/Canada Only)Smearing or Ruining Turd- 140$ USD (Cost of turd I cannot resell ($120) and cleanup ($20 starting) Do not select if you have chosen 'Farting Only')Ruined Panties/Clothing - 40$ USD (Starting price, depending on cleanup needs. Will go into further detail if items are mailed! US/CANADA Only)Special props like certain clothing - $ ?? (price depends, must be available on Amazon.ca--NOT Amazon.com!)
>>198912051Remind of this
>>198912053This but jewish, I'm gonna volunteer for Sar-El or go to a kibbutzim and fuck as many jewish pussy as i can
>>198912071Taekwondo is much more attractive than boxing. Boxing is very Reddit.
>>198912098not i i much prefer stewing in my smelly bedroom
>>198912101nope, when it begins next week i won't spend a single second thinking about this place so no blogs.
>>198912050She was a supporter of the White Hats. And remember how quickly her husband had that full speech prepared to post on Twitter. It was only a couple of hours after the death of his children's mother and there he was on about ending hate
>>198912132Once ran into a 6'4 foot bird while going out but I lacked the rizz and hormones to court her
>>198912132I saw a 6'3 peng indian lasses wearing a tennis skirt in maccies a few months ago
tall girls do BIG poos
Japan has banned smoking on trains so i dont want to travel there anymore. Where should I go instead?
>>198912210G-d imagine the vile shits she takes
>>198912223nah way dude
>>198912228China I'm sure everyone on the train sparks one up there.
>>198912223i'm a tall girl and my poos are small like rabbit poos
I just don't find 'em attractive.
>>198912089Are you Irish diaspora?
>>198912132the rabbit wojak meme
>>198912253>Trannie going on about poo againlike clockwork
i understand why people act mean on 4chan but why do they do it on social media with accounts. are they just like that in real life?
>>198912210yeha but shes eating mcdicks would drop instantly. women who eat fast food are rank
>>198912253>i'm a tall girlneed mammarian evidence
who have we got?
Blud Think He On The Team
>>198912192Has done the same actually. Also once happened to turn around and see a lad who was at least 7 feet. I know this by thing he was by.
business idea: advertise the thread in places women post
>>198912240You're Irish diaspora, aren't you?
>>198912269No, German/Mexican
>>198912274qt
>>198912290Hungary because the guy on the right is much penger.
rorke sobbing as his new black step dad makes him season his chicken
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13514159/second-popular-sexual-fetish-uk-australia-canada.html>Study reveals the disgusting sexual fetish that's the second most popular in the US - and it's a stinker>You may have thought that hearing a partner pass gas is an immediate romance killer. But not for everyone. For many, the opposite is true, new data shows.The stinky habit is now the second most popular sexual fetish around the world, according to a global report. Researchers at kink and fetish platform Clips4Sale analyzed search data and sales related to popular fetishes.They found that while bondage reigned supreme worldwide, searches for passing gas exploded by 430 percent in just the past year, with sales of related paraphernalia jumping 40 percent. >In the US, UK, Australia, and Canada, the fetish remains number two behind bondage, though farting took first place in Brazil and Portugal. Though it has recently gained popularity, scientists estimate that the sound and smell of flatulance has been a turn-on for decades.Avery Martin, a spokesperson for Clips4Sale, said that the revolting habit started to gain traction in February 2020 and increased steadily after. 'Maybe it was the close quarters of shut down, or maybe the loss of scent so many experienced with early Covid,' Martin said. 'You can't deny its power!'That year, sales increased by 50 percent. Being turned on by farts is a sign of olfactophilia, or being sexually aroused by smells coming from the body. The subset specifically interested in farts is called eproctophilia.
loads of fit slags on mumsnet
>No, German/Mexican
mad that gay bent homosexual poofters prefer smelly man arse and a willy
>>198912274would love to smack her across her arrogant face.
>>198912308Are swedish women sexo
>>198912262Norman diaspora
>>198912370being exposed to smally man arse and willy at a young age rewires the brain
look at this photographevery time i do it it makes me laugh
>>198912354My nipples are pink you paki
>>198912381how rude
>>198912339szobo is sexo fair play
>>198912346These articles always reads like they were written by pearl clutchers
>>198912381She has a right to be arrogantShe is superior to all Irish diaspora in existence
However, when he was around 16 or 17, a male friend farted in front of him. 'It was rather appealing in sound, and I found myself fixating on it,' Brad told British psychologist Dr Mark Griffiths. 'At first, I didn’t want to admit I was into his farting, but eventually I decided to experiment.''I set up a bet at some point and intentionally lost, with the wager being the right to fart in the loser’s face for a week.''I continued to lose such bets once every few weeks for about two years.' Brad also noted that he enjoyed 'everything about it,' though he was most drawn to an 'acrid sulfur' smell.
>>198912431That’s an Irish diasporoid if I’ve ever seen one
>>198912432mihai unmasked
>>198912391yeah, real peng birds out here
went outside >litter fucking everywhere >80% of people are wogs>grey sky and horrid humidity>ugly buildings depression cured
>>198912354roaring
>>198912468
And Fabio (not his real name), a 37-year-old straight man from Brazil, told Vice that while he's heterosexual, he's exclusively attracted to men's farts. Read MoreThe surprising sexual kink that is most likely to result in orgasm, new study suggestsarticle imageWhen he was five years old, Fabio's cousin playfully passed gas in his face. 'He didn’t know I was near his butt cheeks to appreciate them, and his fart made my dreams come true,' Fabio said.
>>198912432ah yes gays
>>198912472scremignujingowsdjkgnedrhkpjaert;'njz
>>198912490very common look, or phenotype as the incels would have it
When's next England game? Want to be bored off my tits again
>>198912490how do I fake tan like that
>>198912538Did the man kick the ball
>>198912490mid tbqhwy
>>198912472move to australia for your own sake
Any Epic Rap Battles of History man in? Love Donald Trump vs Hilary Clinton, me
>>198912381why do you want to hurt something so beautiful
>>198912560Dont do sun very well
saving your dogshit zinger for the poo?
>>198912492>straight
>>198912545swedish birds sunbathe religiously, during the winter they all flock to solariums and “brun-utan-sol” — brown without sun, some cream shite
>>198912605because they don't get much sun or because it's "fashionable"?
have people actually been posting CP on /sp/? want to post in the match thread later but I'm a bit worried to do so
wish i were literally any other european nationality other than shittish
>>198912605Vapid, superficial things
>>198912574you can torture nonces with these. same with nostalgia critic and smosh sketches
>>198912492more like fagio lol
y snowppl be thinking u gotta get sunburnt to enjoy time in the sun?
>>198912639
when you're ready lads>>198912641>>198912641>>198912641
>>198912432Just live everyone else
>>198912660
>>198912492>a childhood experience results in a particular sexual proclivityMost interesting. People are born gay though, even though all gays have stories of being molested in their youth, remember that.
>>198912657forgot title fucksake need executing
all early btw
>>198912653>>198912657>>198912670
>>198912624they’re all insane, the degree variesbut, yes, for fashion because looking pale are for housebound weirdos supposedly
