Songs From The Big Chair edition
bit hot in my smelly bedroomsick of it
>>198947255fucks sake, this is why I never make the new
>>198947279I am suffering in my hot, smelly childhood bedroom
farting in the cat's face
panel show LMAO
Having a cheeky beer and some tapas on the terrace :3
>>198947279currently sweating like an indian in my flat might have to give big fan some of my money for one of those dyson blades when i get paid
>>198947352big fan of nautical knots are you?
>>198947352you should post this on your imaginary lads group chat instead
dont reply to it
sunberg is getting far too cockyapproaching death heat levels so he bloody is
Labour announcing that they plan to prohibit women from divorcing husbands who have become trannies, once again proving that transgenderism is a misogynistic men's rights cult.
>>198947399swelteringanything above 15 degrees is uncomfortably hot
>>198947384Love anything relating to seamen me x>>198947393Already have haha but they’re all in work so not getting any replies right now lol>>198947397To whom?
Is it creepy/paedo to recognise that one of my neighbour's kids is turning into a right little slut? She's def 18 but hard not to notice what clothes she's wearing. Don't know how her parents allow it
overwhelmed with anxiety
idk about that but Labour have said they want to introduce something like common law divorce where your gf can take half of your stuff if you split up :/
>>198947441>is it creep/paedo for a man to notice attractive womenGet a grip you fucking melt.
>>198947418this is obviously a lie
>>198947441this poster is a 65 year old white man who supports israel and says “corrr” unironically
posting random old shit I have saved
>>198947478I had a typo, I meant she's definitely NOT 18
izzit a school day
>>198947485would he also be a "gammon"
>>198947482The only lie is that men can become women by putting on some knickers and a bit of lippy.
Good morning
Don't know whether to go out for a walk/to the shops or not.
so many browns and blacks on the streets this morning, christTND is needed
>>198947441Not really.Teenage girls used to dress much more conservatively.
some of the thoughts I have are completely delusionallike I create these fantasy scenarios involving other people in my head that are legitimately disconnected from reality; so far removed from the realm of plausibility that they can only be described as insaneI guess it would be what they call "maladaptive daydreaming" but it's hard to describe. It's like I am not mentally present or grounded in reality at all and the idea that I could ever be part of society, have friends, be in a relationship etc is just... ridiculous. I'm not a schizo either, I can tell what's real and what's not, but I just get lost in these fantasies while refusing to acknowledge reality.
tranniestrannardstranningtons
transmutations
Got a Reform UK leaflet through the letterbox, quite shaken up desu
a niggardly man
how the fuck do i filter a column based on the values in another column in excel im going fucking insane trying to do this for 3 hours and non of the pajeet tutorials are working why the fuck is something so simple so difficult
Yeah fuck it might go out to t' shop. Have shower when I'm back. Might stick a pair of socks in the freezer to put on when I get home too.
Daily reminder that 'gender identity' does not exist.There is no such thing as being 'transgender'.Human beings cannot change their sex.Transgenderism is a misogynist paedophillic cult that harms women and children.
>freezer sock wankthe Jimmy Saville, they call it
>Man plotted to 'rape and murder' Holly Willoughbydamnhe looks like us too
>>198947763hope you die an agonising and lonely death
how do I steal and get away with it
thoughts?
>>198947795snorlax
>A predatory landlord who demanded sexual favours from young female tenants in return for reduced rent has been jailed for two-and-a-half yearswhy can women exchange sex for money, but a man can't ask for sex in exchange for lodging
>>198947693KTIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMI started doing this shit when I was like 13 and now I have several decade-long fantasy lives in which I made completely different life choices or developed differently and ended up living a far different (better) lifebasically become a habit to daydream for a few hours a day and add to the lorelmaoactual fucked
>>198947806it's only relative not the actual
>>198947795spaino unmasked
>>198947804step 1: dont post about it online
>>198947806mad how piss porn has been psyopped into becoming a mainstream porn category when it used to be a niche fetish
>>198947804*gets self-righteous smug face on*become a polititian
>>198947827Diegooooooooo
>>198947795hairline mogs me
>>198947804listen to this everyday, take noteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr8ILq1a_yw
>>198947835i do this but not to that extent
>>198947835in mine I'm an x-man who can turn people into slime
>>198947806Wales being the most/only based part of the UK as per usual
>>198947255Why do they look gay?
>>198947857female sex bottom
>>198947795This guy's like Ted Bundy if Ted Bundy were a fat retard who failed to kill anyone.
>>198947485>who supports israelAlri sheed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO1B-NBtINMits lush
we need someone like farage in ireland. this country is just mad.
got the House of the Dragon on
>>198947936yea, english out, pakis in!
>>198947931white unlike you
>>198947804watch white collar tv show, take many many notes
>>198947693mate...you just said all that out loud...*the whole party parts a circle around you*
holding off on my virgin walk because it is cloudy at presentthe trick is to wait until it's sunny so that you get a tan as well as the light exercise. By being tanned, you look better to normal people as they think you're someone who gets out of the house often.
the anglo-norman ruling class
>>198947872I'm very isolated you see, literally 0 mates or social interaction at alljust work, gym, grocery shopping, back home>>198947896I don't even have crazy fantasies where I'm a superhero or anythingI'm literally just a normal person except I wasn't awkward as a kid at school, or I did something cool and became popular, or I asked a girl out and got in a relationshipjust normie shitwhich to me, IS a crazy fantasy
>>198947989saxon-norman
venturing out in my jeans, hoodie and beaniecan't ruin anyone's day with my pale, ghoulish visage
>>198947957sinn féin should be more like arthur griffith and less like american socialists. but they would call him far right and whatever now, their own founder.
venturing out in a sack hood so I don't scare the children
Ok I WILL have another beer!
>>198948028the true horrors of irish diaspora
>>198948028irish diaspora
>>198948028for me it's the lads looking down at nothing
>>198948028humilation ritual
>>198947932off to get some cigars and ordering more cider. what a life
Don’t reply to it.
>>198948038throw some pants in the mix, there's a lad
>>198948040any fags to go with that beer?
>>198948028lmao what the fuck is going on hereWhy are they all looking in different directionsWhat sort of incel meetup is this?
>>198948040why are you not at work?
>>198947959Lol no
>Steve Martin, Halle Berry and Mila Kunis all share the same birthday (August 14)wow!
>>198948067Just the one
>>198948047this
>>198948075it's the mayor of manchester visiting a manchester school for a photo opeveryone in this photo is irish diaspora so that's why they look/act so strangely
>>198948082seethe jewmong
>>198948087>Halle Berrycorrrr
>>198948104probably a youth club, schools have uniforms
>>198948104that's a school? it looks like a bloody mcdonaldswoke gone feral
>>198948114Were you in the threads yesterday when we were Halle Berry posting?
>>198947367i, for one, celebrate the female form
The lads.
>>198948040You deserve it lad get it in you
hold on babe lemme share a photo with my mates on 4chan of this delicious cold beer im about to enjoy with you on this our second day of our new life together a dream come true i am so happy
>>198948104>everyone in this photo is irish diasporahow do you know this
actually prefer streaky bacon to back bacon now
LADS LADS LADSNEW MAP MEN VIDEO IS UP
>>198948148white "masculinity" oh my days
>>198948047probably just didnt want their faces in the photo
>>198948166none of them look human
>>198948145i wasn't but i've been in enough /tv/ threads to know what it's about
>>198948148>when you no longer have parents to disappoint
he put a table cloth on his incel table after a lad exposed him as having the same table as sacked tranny
>taking the refugees back to franceso good, nigel.
Just to clarify my name isnt actually Gregg, this is just to protect my identity. Thank you for your understanding
>>198948148according to leftypol these fellas constitute one of society's most oppressed demographics
>>198948028These are the most English craniums I've ever seen.
using the white noise app on my phone
>>198948214pardon?
>>198948233what does that do
>Princess Anne in hospital after suffering 'concussion' in 'accident involving horse'
>>198948241olds
*teleports back to 2009*back to when everything was alright
>>198948166He's just an actual schizophrenic.
>>198948240relaxes me
>>198948171you really are clogwog then
Never understood why China would want Taiwan.
>>198947857fingerbut hole
>>198948266nope
>>198948236he's going to send them channel crossers back to france if france don't stop escorting them.
>>198948259GRIM
>>198948251cor yeah Global Financial Crisis, peng
>>198948251*rorke blowing a gasket seeing black people and gays still on tv*
>>198948259are you upset irish diaspora?
>>198948233mynoise.net is better than any app btw Has white noise but tons of others. Use it every night
>>198948028They do look very irish diaspora in fairness to the schizo.
>>198948277yep don’t really care but it’s nice to know
>>198948283we'll just escort them right back i reckon
>>198948303irish diaspora
>>198948304No they don't. They don't have the Irish bap.
>>198948173even that's too funny thoughbeing so embarassed that you're at some community scheme for yobs that you would rather hang your head and stare at the carpet than be photographed attending some dogshit pizza-making activity. It's just funny.
>>198948259unfunny gimmick, same as “might move to china” just proof anything can become a “gimmick” as long as you are enough of an annoying no life freak to spam it all day
90% of England is Irish diaspora in fairness
>>198948303Reckon thats a man.
anything can become a “gimmick” as long as you are enough of an annoying no life freak to spam it all day
Might move to China.
>>198948307whatever makes you sleep at night lil timmy
Test
>>198948339Make the pizza.
might move to irish diaspora gay porn
>>198948386heard it's lovely this time of year
Alri
>>198948339We've all been in a similar situation at some point mate
>>198948304Alri Gregg, how are things at the Gregg household as of late, Gregg?
>Princess Anne in hospital with head injury after 'accident involving a horse'
>>198948359I tried doing that but janny stopped itthis gets you an automatic 3 day ban
>>198948417seen a movie like this
Might watch some gay porn later.>>198948417All royal cunts have constant head injuries.
should I change my surname from "chamberlain" to "chambers""chamberlain" sounds a bit poofy doesn't it
Not a fan of fast food, never eat McDonalds or any of that crap, but I do love a Subway from time to time.
for me it's the australian pastry gf with a pet eel gimmick
Girls born in 2011
don't like the way Simon Schama pronounces the word "decades"
subway is proper runt slop
>>198948459
I do not care for this Hawk Tuah girl meme.Very contrived.Sad!
>>198948451But pajeets who don’t wash their hands make the sandwiches
>>198948424>Khajit mage with heavy armourthis deserves to get you banned
>>198948481schama is a vile leftist sodomite
>handsome>rich>athletic>good family man>still not good enoughwhat is wrong with women
>>198948502lack of BBC
which football game tonight will have the most war/genocide chants?
what is the meaning of this??*points at my bollocks*
>>198948500lol im not the original poster, i would never run the khajit mage anyway i just think it's hilarious because of how virginious it sounds. imagine going to the club and saying that in the backroom
>>198948485for you lot it makes sensefor us it's downright shameful
getting ready for glasto de lads x
Just realised girls born in 2006 are in legal porn nowfuck I am a dusty old fossil cunt
>>198948502>only 6'1a woman shouldn't settle when there are so many 6'5 guys out there
>>198948502no woman wants a nice guy
*gets off my high horse*
Cats born in 2024
>>198948562Ri diego
really can’t be bothered to wipe by arsehole after that big sloppy shit I just done but you gotta do what you gotta do as they say
>>198948557I was born in 2006
>>198948557>girls born in 2006oh god... mass effect came out in 2007
>>198948593>>198948593are you fit?
I was merking bhechods on cod4 gamebattles back in 2007
>>198948593Fuck off
>>198948617no
>tfw Girls born in 1996 used to be a gimmick on /brit/
>>198948502her genes are dysgenic if this is built into her.
>>198948563never understood this though why would women actively want someone who is going to make things difficult for them
>nigel farage's first grandson born on the 8th anniversary of the brexit referendumWe at /brit/ would like to congratulate the future PM
>>198948502Genuinely, unironically, lack of bbc
>>198948555Last year's literally feels like YesterdayHow the fuck
millenials should mean people born 2000 and after.
becoming insanebut in a good way
6’4 btw is the new 6 foot It’s rapidly getting out of hand lads
>>198948676Not a racist brexit gammon but thats pretty kino.
>>198948632fugg
>>198948677kys spainnonce
>>198948702being slightly mental is probably quite comfy
niggas name is poo
>>198948710Hi diego
>>198948652have you never been around a woman before? they crave chaos but struggle to handle it, that's why they're usually unstable as fuck
>>1989486760 (+0)
>>198948710Have had multiple lasses claim I'm not as tall as I say I am, because their ex was "6'4"" and I'm way taller than them. Actually mental that women's standards have been twisted so aggressively that lads are lying and giving themselves like 3-4 inches extra and also that women are dumb enough to believe them.
>>198948652attraction isn't logical, it's emotional
>>198948754You a seething toryboy on holiday?
>Visajeet The simulation is falling apart more every day.
just been gangblacked
suicidal thoughts loading
>>198948778Pwefer not to thay
>>1989487540 (-344)
would that it were
>>198948788go on, ladon't do it
Trees born in 1930
what won meme of the year '23
73kg 6ft 2 and not an ounce of muscle on melook like a FREAK
>>198948778he’s the gay nonce british expat in aus yeah
>>198948830shitposting
I'm 6'2" and tower over women in real life. Women are absolutely tiny in reality.
hell hath no fury like a Mousey scorned
how much ket can you do before it fucks your bladder? done it at the weekend and it was brilliant. felt like i’d died, then it felt like i was inside a game of minecraft and my mates living room looked like a nightclub
>>198948836was 6'6" and 75kg me at one point
doing shag all work if im being honest
>>198948830spainchad won his 5th trophy in a row
making a trade deal with an african country (we give them food they give us resources, no tax)
>>19894883694kg and 6'2 and I have a big belly
Come on, you pussyDO IT
>>198948849yeah it's shite. i always look really noncey cuz the average bird is like a foot and a half smaller than me.
why do all job listings sound so scary
it's 'ot
mad how human beings are just the gay porn universe experiencing itself gayily
>>198948905never applied for a job, wouldn't even know how
Dont know how men under 6'2 go on with their lives in all honesty. Would just top myself.
>>198948860a lot. If you're using every day then your tolerance would be astronomical.If a gram does nothing then you should probably take a break
>>198948924GOOD lad
mousenonce kicking about in his total 90 tracksuit
>>198948927Spaino mate, you've admitted you're shorter than that
I'm voting for the Whig party
>>198948927we do just fine
holding in my poo and the resulting farts are abhorrent
>>198948972
postal vote for Labour sent off
It's better for criminals to be out in the fresh air in a nature reserve, doing light work, than stuck in a jail cell. (yes this is slavery)
another one added to the filter x
ive been cursed by Dionysus
Now being propef thin and short, thats a real death sentence
>>198948994god of wine innitknow that from the video game Hades, great game that. Some people describe it as a tranny game but I enjoyed it
>>198948905it actually is absurd that you want to apply to like an office admin job and the job details makes it sound like you'll be working a c-suite job doign 90 hours a week and working everyone else's job in the house at the same time and need to know a few programming languages for good measure
>constituency was always labour>merged with a neighbouring constituency>been tory ever sincedoesn't seem like that should be allowed, not that I'm in favour of labour or anything, just the deviousness of it
>>198948998literally looks like my ex stillborn
>>198948860you had your fun, stop nowit turns people into the worst sort of mongscoke heads are more fun than ket headsand coke heads are scum
>>198948991better for who?criminals don't deserve nice thingsprison is supposed to be shitideally we'd just execute criminals but hey ho thats liberalism for you
>>198948998bean pie?
>>198948989*flies away with your vote and uses it as nesting material*
Might treat myself to an afternoon whisky
>>1989489275’9 me but handsome enough and not autistic so actually do alright with women It’s true that 9s and 10s are easier since every lad shits themselves and gets intimidated but if you are laid back and treat her like you would a male friend they like your confidence and decide you’re different. I’ve pulled many a worldie this way. People tend to like me cause i’m funny and wee
>8* in Australia >Buildings aren't designed for cold>Euros make fun >25* in Europe, reverse happensThe we all just need better houses really
>>198948988lmao
really niggered up my tranny life
whiskey > whisky
>>198948988Fünny image
sunburnt lads
>>198949044What the fuck is *
>>198949040>not autistic>posts not just on 4chan, but on /Brit/
>>198949044theres an alternative called stop being a big poof
Following the 10 Montenegrin Commandments
>>198949075Smart poster >>198949076Dumb poster
>>198949074where?
Any sheep shaggers in the chat?
>>198949024better for the country because they are doing work instead of nothing, so they are doing something in return for their food and shelter. And also better for them because they are in the fresh air in nature rather than in a building.
>>198949065Nah
>>198949105my nose
leftypol...mate...>>>/gif/27431836
Nah I never knew that. I NEVER KNEW THAT.
going to an all inclusive 5 degree celcius hotel
>>198949099Just use °
>>198949121see>>198947775
>>198949108schopenhauer never said that
It’s too hot, I’m having a siesta
honestly you should just find some good looking council estate bint and introduce her to a middle class life and temperament that’s what my mate done, he saved this girl from the darkest schemes in glasgow when she was 17 and him 19. She is fit as fuck, works part time and they have constant shagging. She cooks for him and everything. Never seen them have an argument. Smart fucker. Bet he feels a million bucks.
>>198949121mogs me
>>198949121Why did i click on that. no impulse control me
Me after a heavy lunch aha
what happened to pre-celtic brits
>>198949156I’m gonna need a source for that
>>198949194went woke
>>198949194wouldnt you like to know
>when the rhythm hits just righthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_plague_of_1518
>>198949150No need, the people of at least average intelligence understand See:>>198949075
I can eat 1,200 calories for dinnerBit much ennit
>>198949184You should know what the LGBTQ child mutilation cult stands for.
no surprise every cunt in southern europe is lazy as fuck, soon as the weather gets over 21 all i want to do is lay about doing fuck all
>>198949190Arent you the one that got banned last night? How are you posting here now
>>198949180It's me who needs saving mate.
>>198949119i've got a big nose so i always have to be careful it doesn't get burnt
>>198949233>every cunt in southern europe is lazy as fuckbud, they civilised the whole continent
>>198949194we are pre celtic brits celtic culture comes from the continent around 3000 years ago the current inhabitants of the british isles arrived 4,500 years ago from the lower rhine before them? neolithic farmers from continental europe, originally from anatolia and the fertile crescent. we literally genocided them. their y male dna is less than 1% in the modern day and there’s evidence 90% of them died when we showed up.
>>198949199>I’m gonna need a source for thatMe when the meat is dry
>>198949224Being understandable is no excuse
>>198949255Was colder back then wasn’t it
>>198949255did i stutter?
listening to Zombie Nation and eating quavers
>>198949256virgin
>>198949244No clue what you're on about
>>198949121that dick looks like it came straight out of fear and hunger
>>198949035enjoyed this post
Everyone has hay fever, grim.
New>>198947256
>>198949274no nuclear or renewables back then, reckon it must have been hotter
>>198949256>current inhabitants of the british isles arrived 4,500 years ago from the lower rhineno anglo-saxons came after celts
B'nis i'a: s't wr'g l'e t's
>>>/gif/27434516howling
Descended from the first wave of human emigration to Britain after the last major Ice Age and got the 2% Basque AncestryDNA result to prove it
>>>/gif/27434516
>>198947775wow. never realised this
>>198947827i straight up don't know
>>198949311Only runt immune systems do that
>>198949311Influenza didn't exist pre 1889 (when alternating current was introduced).Everyone is just adjusting to 5g.
>>198948502I guess that she just wanted 50% of his wealth in the divorce and then to take a ride on the carousel. But props to him, he is probably a lot happier now with his current wife
