souf edish
linked from Kaka's wikipedia to Dani Alves's and wanted to see what he'd done post kicking the ball and it's quite the adventure>El Periódico de Catalunya reported that the complainant alleged to police and in court that after a waiter led her to meet Alves at the nightclub's VIP area, Alves twice made her touch his penis against her will, then ordered her to follow him into the nightclub's bathroom, prevented her from leaving the bathroom, threw her onto the ground, slapped her, tried to force her to fellate him, put her against the sink, then moved her to the toilet, raped her and ejaculated.[126][127] According to El Periódico, semen that matched Alves' DNA was collected from samples from inside the complainant's vagina, from her underwear, from her dress, and from the bathroom floor; the complainant was documented by a hospital to have suffered a knee injury consistent with her allegations; and investigators found seven fingerprints around the bathroom that matched the complainant's account of events, with the complainant giving her account without knowing that investigators had such evidence.
Just ate a delicious peachExcellent fruitMy third portion of fruit today
remember josef fritzl? hahaha what a lad
slags subedition
>>198951704he could be posting on /int/ right now
this is an SOS distress call from the /int/ general /brit/the posters are dead, killed by a /britfeel/ leakthe only survivors are anon, who was banned during the disaster, and mousenonce who was safely posting in the old threadrevived 3 days later anon's only companions are a life form who evolved from mousenonce and janny, a hologram simulation of the man who banned himI am OP, the creator of this thread with an IQ of 6000 - the same IQ as 6,000 johnny foreigners
what if you did an experiment with someone so that every time you bought a stock they sold the stock by the same amountthat's a 1 in 2 chance of beating the market
Watching porn is gay
Pooey wank toonight
My dad would pretend to be a bear and let us ride on his back, we’d play fight, he’d bite us. This continued to my teens. And my dad would do it to embarrass me when I was grumpy.
beef tallow wank soon
>>198951729They'd have to buy the stock first to sell it
https://youtu.be/btefjNXeaYg?si=t3Q-eS1pzgyKUmx-
>>198951760Based and animal fat pilled
both start with the same amount bought in
JASON DERULOOOO
>>198951803howling
Ya I think you've been doing well and I hope you're feeling well. I hope you had a good time in France. I hope you had a good holiday. I have been thinking about you for a couple of weeks now and I hope you are well. I have attached my updated version. Please let me know if you need any further information. I will also be grateful if you can let me know if you need any further information.
Having a gay porn treat
>>198951760Like how maccies cooked their chipsYours looks like a maccies chip and all, size colour and unappealing nature of it
found out today that the badger badger badger mushroom creator was an ANGLO BVLL
>>198951803nan what are you doing
>>198951831What's com?
rhubarb wank later
10 days until general election. Diego would love it.
10 days until nothing happens
riding my ostrich down town. everybody looking like I'm a crazed individual. this is the new age.
>>198951857cornit's because gay people have lots of corn in their poo and they all get poo all over their willies when they have gay sex
mental how the uk lets you join the army at 16 but you cant vote until 18
anyone remember fatpie cartoons? for me it was jerry jackson
im voting for magpies
>>198951840What, Mr Weebl? Obviously
I have no idea how to describe the characters you like but I think you can. You can. You can. You can also use the same text that you want to use and then use it automatically as a word file. You can use the same code as you can download it to be saved. You should use the following link to download the file. The first file is the first one so you can download it from Google chrome browser to use it. The password is correct. The first one is correct and the password is correct. It should have been added to the email address and the password is correct.
>>198951832your done-ing delivery needs work
Walt Disney !! that's my party
>>198951940Fat cunt
I am socially Reform, and economically Green.
nuclear
>>198951956MUCH better x
I am mentally retarded
118 24 7give us a call, it's directory heaven
>>198951957Very retarded
>>198951972Why
>>198951957Areent you clever
>>198951982why
I am currently working on the project. I will also be sending the original copy of the contract as soon as I have the information. Please let me know if you need any further information. Thank. I will be in touch with you shortly. Thank you. I will also be attending the course on the first day of the course at the beginning of September and I have attached the required documents. Please let me know if there is anything I can help with in the future or if you need any further information. Thank. Thank you for your time and consideration in advance of my application to be made the next day as I am currently working on the project. Please let me know if you need any further information. Thanks again.
all the schizo posters are here today
>>198952008
mad how ppl reckon they have the right to just fly their drone wherever they want and record whatever they want
>>198952023Worst of all the filter nonce
>>198952041it's to keep you safe you ungrateful swine
>>198952045can you do "bob" so your name says BooB haha
>>198952041mad how google can just take a picture of your house and put it on their website
>>198952041Look out your window. What do you see
Is England the only place in the First World where you'll see 30 year old couple throw ice lolly wrappers out of the window of a bus?
>>198952056Low hanging fruit
>>198952070would be easier to throw the wrappers on the floor of the bus surely
>>198951698i could eat a peach for hours
I'm a proud gay man voting reform
>>198952063Nothing but pain looking back at me
>>198952076yer ma loves the taste of my low hanging fruit
>>198952070That's an interesting question! I'm not aware of any specific data about English bus culture and littering. However, I can make an educated guess that it's likely related to the cultural differences and habits of the people who live in that region. Perhaps the couple you saw was in a rush or didn't feel like getting up to throw the wrappers away themselves?
>>198952063THE CULT OF PERSONALITY
SOMEONE POUR ME UP A DOUBLE SHOT OF WHISKEYTHEY KNOW ME AND JACK DANIELS GOT A HISTORYTHERE'S A PARTY DOWN TOWN NEAR 5TH STREETEVERYBODY AT THE BAR GETTIN TIPSYEVERYBODY AT THE BAR GETTIN TIPSYEVERYBODY AT THE BAR GETTIN TIPSY
sweaty bare schoolgirl thighs
>>198952125Again. Pfft.
just sodledbtc doomp
>>198952129social media has shown there's far more good looking women in the world than you were led to believe
Mood is a bit low
>>198952092Thought the same, but they didn't look the brightest
>>198952193Yeah this is evidenced by going outside to more places than the shops and realizing there’s loads of pretty women
>>198951982H O W S OOWSO
I am writing to you to request you to please help me. I have attached my full details below and a copy of my curriculum. Please understand that I have been very busy with the work and I have also been unable to find myself. I have been feeling very low and I have been trying to sleep. My stomach is now getting very cold and I'm feeling a bit like a headache and a cough has just started and I'm going to honestly say no to the rest of the week as I have a reason to. I've been trying to sleep. I have a feeling that I'm missing something. I'm just a bit worried about the rest of the week. I'll have to wait until Monday to get the rest of the paperwork done so I'll have to get back to you with the invoice. Thanks for the help though and thanks for the help. I will let you know when I have more information about the mortgage application and the contract for the property insurance claim. The deposit will be made in the last few days of next year to complete the contract and the deposit will be made in the next couple of days as I have been away for the last couple of days and will be unable to complete the application as soon as possible. Please let me know if you need any further information. Thank. I will be in touch with the client shortly to arrange for the rest of the project work to be done by the end of the day as I am currently working on the project management project management project management project. I have attached my resume. Please let me know if you need any further information. Thank.
>>198951649>the nice place in scotlandtrue doh
>>198952219aint readin allat shit lil nigga
>>198952216that looks like a bathroom to me
>>198952070not first world though is it
>>198952218>>198952001Don't really need to elaborate
does anybody honestly give a fuck about global warming? yeah it’s happening but what, some million africans are gonna die in floods?i REALLY have to care about that?
>>198952159LIKE TAGLIATELLEAND GADDAFFI
Stopit's too lateI'm feeling frustratedI've seen your silent fortressI've seen your silent fortresshttps://youtu.be/zLXQvKoRGpg?si=Ea_BUdA4htf6WS3u
>>198952236That's why I put it in inverted commas
>>198952235Yeah I was talking about breaking into peoples houses
>>198952245yes you do
walked plenty of streets and driven down plenty of roads but rarely have i seen a woman like >>198952129
>>198952236Yes it literally is
the fasted morning gymtoil finishedthe post workout meal getting scranned
>>198952252Bit racist of you to imply all black people cant swim
>>198952129would love to see her tuppence
>>198952252rorke, my son.... where are those africans going to migrate to once the sea levels rise? THINK!!!!!!
>>198952292a based fellow bumhole enjoyer, bravo lad
>>198952282You live in Melbourne
>>198952285deluded this shithole is bulgaria tier
Is it cheating to wear gloves whilst doing pullups?
>>198952310Melbourne is in Yorkshire and it's too small to have attractive young females
>>198952129>that shitty tattoo why do women do this
>>198952340Grow some callouses bitch ass nigga
>>198952314>this shithole is bulgaria tierBy what measure
sometimes you get the urge to become a kinder person but beign a rotten evil cunt is far too funny
>>198952340nah but it makes you a bender get some callus on your palms
>>198952372ugly dirty dump and nothing works
>>198952372Every
We as a society have collectively agreed to share our pavements with brown men on motorbikes travelling 25mph delivering McDonalds.
Synagogue tomorriw
I am writing to you to request you to please provide me with the following details. The email. Please let me know if you need any further information or if you need any more details. I will be grateful if you would be able to make the necessary changes to your request to proceed further and provide me with an acknowledgement of the cancellation fee for your reference in advance. As I have not been paid for the last couple of days I have been unable to contact your team as I have no way of contacting them. I have not been able to get back in contact with the police and the council. The council tax has not been paid yet as I have been away for the last couple of days and they will not be. The tenant is in charge of the court case and they will not let me know the reason. The deposit will be made shortly and will be sent to the bank for payment. Please let me know if you can help. Thank. I will also be grateful if you can confirm that you received this letter and thank you for the reply. As I have not been able to complete it yet I am unable to complete the application. Please let me know if you need any further information or help. Thanks again for your help in advance and hope to hear from you soon. Thank.
used to love coming to nanbergs for tea, now she's old and lazy and all I can think about is her unwashed hands, the fine hairs coming out of her scalp making their way into the cooking pot, the dirty cutlery and the fact she keeps scratching her crotch whilst stood preparing our mealno wonder I've started drinking whisky
>>198952287POST BODY
>>198952406new ratpedo name just dropped
>order two day Amazon shipping >is actually 3 day What the fuck am I paying for prime for
>>198952361>>198952389I mainly have them on cos the exercise equipment at the park sometimes has smashed glass on it so don't want to get a glass splinter from pushups
>>198952417scratch her crotch for her lad. wash your hand well after cause fungal infections are ik
>>198952417you sure your gran hasn't been replaced by a character from a Roald Dahl book?
Disgusting snotty creature i am.
>Lesbian Feminist Campaigner Receives "Poo" And "Death Threats" From Trans Activists
might have a beach tripmight have a trip to the beach
>>198952392Fuck off balktwat
>>198952426Reckon thats a man.
somethin wrong, yank?
>>198952447
>>198952477Lovely big melanoma growing on his right side there
Which is your favourite abbey, lads? Fountains, Rievaulx or Jervaulx?
have a bit of a reputation meam known as a bit of a rascal you could saya bit mischeviousa bit naughty
>>198952497definitely not porn induced mental illnessthis is the real her!
Hi, I'm Troy McClure. Purple monkey dishwasher.
>>198952512I said that's no melanoma, that's my wife!
>>198952485I’m an Englishman
>>198952497hope he gets bitten by a rabid dog
hat 5 minuten gedauert die kabine leerzuscheuchen die anderen 2 dauerbesetzz
Reckon /brit/ has the highest number of reform voters of any community?
>>198952529Leave it on Reddit next time, yeah
so i said i must get out of these clothes and into a dry martini!
>>198952428
Pubtoil last night was a mistake, long old gym session tonight2x5 with 220kg and 2x3 with 240 deads, 2x10 180kg deficit deads Then a load of rows finished with max pullups in 12 mins
>>198952568Green voters*FTFY.
so like um what’s up yall aha
might become sissy gender for a laugh
>me? of course i’ll be voting reform!
anyone got £1700 they can give me so I can afford a holiday to Spain with my gf
>>198952568Had a dream i was a Libdem candidate so i will be voting for the orange lads
One more outburst like that, and I'm calling your mum. Final warning.
>>198952622Drop the cashapp
>>198952603btc is doomping
can't believe i'm a bee's dick away from 30, i feel like i'm still a teenager
nice
>>198952612love downies meevery last one i've met was a bit dumb, yes, but they were all kind and earnest like a golden retriever. good people
shariff don't like itdrop the cashappdrop the cashapp
>>198952658All are a bit of a sex pest in secret though
fucks sake i have like 1 year left of my 20s left
still another 4 hours until the footy fuck meif the sun would just come out then I could kill some time on a virgin walk
>>198952648aye, i blinked and my 20s have passed me by
>>198952648>>198952690Old fucks
>>198952677They suffer from the loss in executive function people with ADHD have
>>198952711it'll sneak up on you too and you'll rue this mockery
>>198952711this nigga was born after 2000 imagine
>>198951719
>>198952705cor
I am currently in London with the client and will be working with the company for a couple of days. The role I have been looking for is a very challenging and rewarding career and I would appreciate your assistance in taking the opportunity for further information on the above mentioned role. I have attached my updated resume with this mail and hope to hear from you soon as I am looking for an exciting opportunity to join the organisation and join in with the successful team. The role will involve working with the team. The team will provide an excellent opportunity to join a successful team based in London in the near future and provide an excellent opportunity to join a successful and expanding organisation with a strong profile in London. The role will involve working with the team to manage the projects and manage areas of work throughout London and surrounding areas of the UK and Wales. To provide an excellent opportunity for an excellent candidate to join an excellent team working with a team based in London is great thanks. You will be responsible for the managing director of the company based in London in the London office of the boozing office. The client will also be responsible for delivering. He is a legal legal and regulated. The legal legal authority is responsible for managing the legal rights of the property. If the tenant is liable for the property or otherwise the property will not be returned. Thank you so much. If you have any further information or information that you may need to provide to me please contact me by email or by email. Thank. I will be in touch with you soon. Thank for your time. I look forward to hearing from you. Thank.
>>198952719ADHD (actual downie has Down's)
born in 2003 me feels quite weird posting with you literal 40 year old geriatrics
not a chance I'll be posting here past mid 20scannot imagine anything sadder
Is it normal to have a bloated belly when bulkingWant my abs back
>>198952705shit eyebrowsnot cooking me some hearty irish meal (i assume those exist)2/10
>>198952705fit granny
don't know what to eatthe answer is usually 'more Quavers'
Lads... Nige's sex tape has been leaked and... it's almost TOO good
>>198952780ktim roughly 12 years ago
>>1989527792002 me*picks you up by the scruff of your neck*
>>198952780sadder to be wasting your early 20s on here
need to take my frustration out on a prozzie
mental how catyank is probably the oldest one here
>>1989528062001 me*picks you up by the scruff of your neck while you're still holding the other lad*
Katie Hopkins tights
that is absolutely bonkers mate!!!
>>198952780yeah going to stop in my 30s for surealso think it's weirder to be posting here as like a 21 year old, i was actually having fun during that time
>>198952780i thought the same
>>198952791she looked like wendsleydale and cranberries by the end aha
i hate being hypogonadic because i still look like like im a 15 year old at 21 when people younger than me look like normal full grown adults and can attract women
>>198951677>4 years in jail. Pays €1million to get out earlyGrim
>>198952779>>198952806I was born in May 2006Mental that.
Going out for mumbergs dinner soon
the gay porn goblins want me to succumb
I wasn't ever born, I'm an alien u see
oh god... 20 years ago is actually 40 years ago...
>>198952852>i was actually having fun during that timefuck :(
will Farage push for a ceasefire?
big penis is uncivilised and barbaric
Ya I've got them now. I'll have a look at the pictures and see what they say. If you want me to post it then I'll have to wait until they get back in touch with the other people. If you want to get a refund then please don't worry I'll let you have a refund so that I can pay the deposit for the item ASAP and I'll put it in the post. Thank. Thanks again. I'll have a look at the pictures and get back to you ASAP so that we can get them printed and ready by the end of the month as they will be in the morning as they will be delivered tomorrow. The order is now finished. Please can you confirm that you have received the item in the post to me. As I have not received any refund or refund or refund or refund please contact me. Please contact me. Thank you. I will be in touch at the next email of the day as I am expecting a refund. Please. I will also pay the full deposit by the end of the week and I will pay the balance ASAP. As soon as I can. Please let me know if you can help me with the following details. Thanks for your help with this.
>>198952942sacre bleu... zis cannot be...
love watching all the little zoomer shits here thinking they'll be young forever and that they'll achieve all their dreams before they're 30life is going to teach them a harsh lesson
love hearing south americans talk about their own politics, theyre all quite educated about it and very opinionated
>>198952962which war?
>>198952942austin powers came out in the 90s and was parodying the 60s culture and now we are are far away from austin powers came out as austin powers was to the 60s
>>198952998this is it the baldest post ever written
>>198952998i get what you're saying but not everyone's a dropkick like you seem to paint yourself as
>>198952998what if I close the thread and never come back
>>198953009israel vs hamas
>>198952998weird thing to love
>>198953018i don't have baldness genes, you probably do though haha enjoy it while it lasts
>>198952962farage thinks that if you're going to have peace with the russians you'll have to talk to some russians at some point, which our established elites absolutely refuse to acknowledge
I’m a narcissist, I only talk about myself
>>198952813This
>>198952780So you're just wasting your prime on here rather than your post-prime. Yeah that's much better lad.
dudes... check the clock
Doomers think billions will die due to climate change due to an article written by a Musicology Professor
Hello im new here
farageit rhyme with garage :]
*caresses my norwood IV*yes, very droll posts from the sprogs today
>>198953063check the digits
lot of love going on down under
/brit/: saddo virgins calling each other saddo virgins
nordic discussion
woke communists made me bald
i love american women so much if i had an american gf i would kiss her everyday
>>198953011Just shows how stifled culture is these days
>>198953073we're not your sprogs dad
fuck lawn
>>19895306310:20 am. smoking a blunt rn THO
>>198953047this except thinking about myself
the same amount of cultural evolution that would’ve happened in a decade pre 2000 has now taken 24 yearstime is slowing down
need to make my tip cream
>>198951677His wife btw. She mogs him height wise too
I'm 27 and am the best looking /Brit/ poster
turned 18 during lockdownnever even began
its not. a weed coigarrette. irs called a fucking blount
frankly i don't think people who weren't at least 18 when /brit/ began in 2013 should be allowed here
>>198951716>>198953158brutal blackenings.
this is the run
>>198953192nigga are you like 50
*bald voice*>frankly i don't think people who weren't at least 18 when /brit/ began in 2013 should be allowed here
>>198953231How does a balf voice sound?
>>198953162Why is 27 the tranny threshold
tried leanmaxxing might try bloatmaxxing next
>>198953231
>>198953158generations of money and they still choose to live with monkeys
>>198953253Fucked it
ZoomerGODS running /brit/ in 2024? Based.>>198953165Same :/
millennial men (such as those ITT) are the most low T insecure poofy cunts goingzoomerCHADS shall inherit the earth
spainnonce getting a twitch in his worm at all the zoomers posting
wish l had more weed
>>198953231this post might sting if i were a genetically inferior baldfag but my hairline is rock solid, looking forward to seeing what happens to yours
>>198953231kek
>>198953275try blogmaxxing next
>>198953300Based!!TMD
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYMERS unite
The hope lies in gen alpha
childfree millennials spending their life savings on trips to disneyworld
american women are beautiful and deserve to be loved
>>198953392Why are they like this??
ladsworld war 3 when?
>>198953400Millennial absolutely mogs
millennials calling their pets "furbabys"
>>198953392destroyed those geriatric soy cunts
>>198953454I name mine after what lovecraft named his
zoomers doing literally nothing
millenials voting greenzoomers voting reform
never taken an opiate
>>198953436No way retard
30yo boomer deadlifting 150kg conventional20yo zoomer deadlifting 300kg sumo30yo boomer saying he's still stronger because sumo is cheating
>>198953400gen z girls are penger
>>198953436In your deluded fantasyland of old people and geritol
>>198953400zoomers revel in ugliness
>>198953511sexual relief device for nubians
millenials eating fruit loops and smoking weed whilst watching rick and morty and balding
millennials buying the latest harry potter film box set release instead of saving up for a house or a car
>>198953392jokes on you i spent my savings on prostitutes
>>198953511only services footballers and music men
>>198953487BASED zoomers.So fucking happy millenials are dying out. Hopefully they go extinct by 2030
millennials making 5 hour video essays about icarly
>>198953500>>198953521Fucktards lmao
>>198953541imagine his gooning sessions
>>198953522See >>198953504>>198953528kek>>198953551LMAOOOOOOO>>198953529lol
>>198953504One of the benefits of social media is that fit girls are being pushed to become more peng to stay competitiveThere are more fat munters and bogged freaks but the pengest 20 year olds now are probably the pengest there have ever been.
millenials calling you a cockwomble
>>198953571Ick who says that anymore
>>198953485Unironically done us harder than any of the anti-milennial memes itt
got 2x£4 coffees today
>Fucktards lmao
>>198953595Honestly they have such weak, yankified insults, the ones on 4chan
millennials claiming they never found rage face comics funny
34 year old millennials nervously changing the subject when their parents ask them when they're going to finally get married and have kids (it's ok, they've got plenty of time, they're still young.... right??)
As a zoomer, zoomers lose
rorke spending 1000s of pounds on a new outfit for his gacha waifu
>>198953601thats a lot of pounds for some bean juice
>>198953300
why do so many people have mobile phones in 2024 when they work from home? why bother paying £1000 when an old landline does the job for free?
millenials were not this bitter about Gen X and in fact never really thought about them
>>198953631So true
on the tonys chocolonely
millenials listening to eminem
Unfortunately not all of us can live in nice big houses with lots of land
>>198953659nobody has any opinions on gen X because they spent their entire 60 year lives being overshadowed by boomers (who millennials complain about unceasingly)
>>198953697This
my wife's boyfriends just dead ass fucked me
Can I have a confused looking Bradley please?
millennialGODS shagging gen z women while zoomie men browse the sharty and watch broccoli hair tutorials
>>198953723>>198953723>>198953723>>198953723>>198953723
>>198953645many people leave their houses
>>198953708
millennials drinking ipa's LMAO
>>198953697>who millennials complain about unceasingly)So do zoomers
Gen X are gen z’s parents
millenials watching the simpsons whilst looking like homer
>>198953697gen X are all mentally unwell take the unhinged edgy persona and apply it to a generation, thats them
>early>dogshit>yank>no edish