Songs From The Big Chair edition
Just it an pork, mytes
oh my DAYShttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpddee424g3o
Tridents and 10 percent of the GDP to Ukraine then
do Brits really not have air conditioning i mean i get that you lot didn't really need it until fairly recently, weather was fairly tolerable and all, but nowadays it's insane not to have it
What does orange peels and toothpaste do? I bet it's some kind of skeletal relaxer or thins the blood
Toothpaste corona
Might peel an orange with my teeths or tooths.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T2Qsz8DRrc
non-binary has to be the dumbest meme ever. trannies, ok, maybe you could fall for that, but "non-binary" fucking hell man
>>198971357what for?
>>198971357the weather hasn't changed at allit's not got hotterwe get like 10 hot days a year (between 25-30 degrees) so there is absolutely no point in having air conditioning whatsoever
>>198971357Not in homes, noThink most people are happy to just tolerate the heat for the handful of days out of the year that it's 'too hot'
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ugly_law
>>198971424STOP RIGHT THERE LOOKSMAXING SCUM
If you are explaining yourself you're losing
it does get well muggy in this country tbf30 degrees in florence recently felt more comfortable to me than 20 degrees here because it wasn't so humid
>>198971413>it's not got hotteroh dear rorke.
Tally Hall image
can hear the fat cunt next door snoring
currently reading
>>198971458we've just had the coldest temperatures in june on record
>>198971458has absolutely nothing to do with the billions of gallons of gas we pump into the atmosphere each year that's woke propaganda or something
>>198971413yeah but it's not so much about the heat in degrees, what's worse is the humidity like in Florida the temps aren't as bad as, say, Arizona, but the former is far worse bc of the humidity
>>198971506im reading the invisible man
>>198971501imagine not living in a detached housefucking povvo scum
>>198971508it's been raining for 3 months straight, pls make it stop
>>198971508So? The trend is still upwards. Are you genuinely so stupid that you think you can judge trends based on the latest data point? Mong.
climate change shilling time? yep climate change shilling time
Business idea: don't fluoridated the water
>>198971501
>>198971458Just a coincidence.
>>198971537the climate has always fluctuated naturallywe are entering a period of depression now
all in here >>198971237
THE DATA RORKELOOK AT THE DATA
>>198971506currently reading
How much fluoride in 1 L of water in you're town
>>198971488why is the tardis there
>>198971572imagine dedicating your one (1) life to study another man's, especially someone as unimpressive as LBJdire
Don't care. Still voting Reform.
>>198971572>evil cunt>tee hee he DIDN'T kill JFK (*snicker*)>(continues for 2000 pages)
>>198971594What have you dedicated your life to?
>>198971591more like the retardis
>>198971609my own happiness
>>198971605Based
Benzene and benzylchromate fluoridated will pass through in urine unchanged for a part of it and that will affect the womb. There is also the option of getting the fluoride from toothpaste
the climate change will destroy the world any day day now rorke. two more weeks
>>198971613Non-answerSuspect you're a lifeless husk without passions
and is this 'climate change' in the room with us now?
>>198971630mousey, how do i become happy?
As well as the stomach, where fluoride is absorbed And tones the spleenAnd kidneys
>>198971646im not but cant be be bothered to explain why
>>198971647Ironicallyn't yes.
Debussy's so bloody good
don't know why dogging gets such a bad rep around here, i love doggingman's best friend, and they all got their little personality haha
>>198971657what about the pineal gland?
The people who believe in man-made climate change are the same people who believe Eddie Izzard is a real woman.
And the cervix
>>198971672Found the pork iting myte.
Chinyank in?
um eat bugs rorke its too hot
let's see how long it takes for someone to say it
three of the top ten are FRENCHhttps://www.boxofficemojo.com/year/2023/?area=FR&grossesOption=totalGrosseszero if the top 100 are BRITISHhttps://www.boxofficemojo.com/year/2023/?area=GB&grossesOption=calendarGrossesWhy is the British film industry such a fucking piss take?
Cyanofluoride
>>198971687you took 7-0 at homei still laugh at iti hope my drunken typo brings you some comfort from that national bum rape
>>198971683AND THE CERVIX-AHSHAKING IN TUNE FOR ALL THE ROTTERSAND THE UTTER WANKERS OF /brit/-AH!
>>198971710Would quite like to shag her
why are they like this
>>198971710Nice butt
>>198971727Confirmed fake news. In reality it was 7-1.
>>198971713you suck at film but you do make good tv shows
>>198971710Might it sher arse
>>1989717587-0, and they decided to go easy in the second halfsit down, look down
>>198971713How many of those productions hired British companies thoughever?
brazilian going for me, eh? never been mean to brazilians before but i might give it a goi'm drunk enough
Just movede from France lades gona it some pork naw
french "film" be like>starts with hardscrabble young black youth getting into trouble and being a wasteman>until one day, he encounters an older white person in an authority position who takes a special interest in him and teaches him to be a functional member of society>the immigrant marries the man's daughter and they live happily ever after, until one day, the immigrant gets unjustly shot by the police>Le police officeur: il i ya une MIGRANT! un ESTRANGERE>crying old white man who came by a second too late to save him: non.... il was FRANCAISE!>cut to credits
>>198971744Mutt wouldnt understand anything to do with history or national pride
>>198971820everyone knows argentina does pork better than you
Mide it some argentina pork
>>198971831imagine being proud of something you didn't do
>>198971788loads but that isnt the same thing, theyre not british films with british people telling british stories for british audiences. utterly perfect.>b-b-b-but we're good goy cucks to hollywood and lots of their films are shot here so it isnt pathetic
got rorke's picture
Feeling depressed and empty
>>198971828Loved Untouchable, watched it at school.
>>198971858would be better than whatever slop you lot call "cuisine"
flossed teethstein and there was a lot of gunk and blood in between two of the teeth, rest looked fine though. hopefully I won't have to pay to see hygienistberg anytime soon
Sorry I want to die.
>>198971828last french film i watched was kind of like this yeah lolsome black kid went to some kind of juvenile detention centre and then got bullied by a white chav lad but then another black guy showed up and started bullying the white chav ladthen the first black lad and the white chav lad become friends and run away
>>198971868Watched that for A-Level french. I quite liked it at the time.
>>198971862Then why are we made to feel regret over something we didn’t do
>>198971886i would too if i were brazilian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_NVqrCQOWwkino alert
panic on the streets of london
>>198971862vaccine moment
>>198971828french and italian films are actually like this
>>198971788>>198971713Barbie:>Heyday Films Ltd. is a British film studio founded in 1996[1] by producer David Heyman[2] in London, England, and currently headquartered in Borehamwood, Hertfordshire. >LuckyChap Entertainment Limited[1][2] is a British-American production company based in Los Angeles and BromsgroveOppenheimer>Syncopy Inc.[1] is a British-American film production company founded and operated by Emma Thomas and Christopher Nolan. It has offices in London and Los Angeles.Wonka>Heyday films again>Also directed and written by Brits
>>198971868real guy was an arabomar sy is a big bitch btw
>>198971888Bet you found that black lad handsome haha.Bet you wouldnt mind a bit of his burnt baguette haha.
>>198971899Stop being racist against me.
Why am I supposed to believe french food is good? They're actually British tier. Their best sandwich is just a baguette with butter and ham. Onion soup is literally laughable. Pate is good but again, it's just onions, liver and butter. Their food is so fucking basic and boring
>>198971864I can see that I have defeated you on a point you were unprepared for. Take care.
>>198971930ccc breakfast remains undefeated thoughever, britshits have nothing comparable
grooving to Jowe Head, which is like a sub-Martin Newell from the selfsame erahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymfQE8rsQf8
>>198971930french food is notoriously intricate and difficult to make properly though
>>198971947no idea what any of those words mean
>>198971945Fuck is ccc breakfast
>>198971963croissant coffee cigarette
manifique le farteou ooh la la monseniour
>Christopher NolanIrish diaspora
>>198971945What’s a ccc breakfast
>>198971924you started iti hope you get the balls to finish itdo the world a favour, save the forest, hang from a treenot like a brazilian is ever of any use desuapart from tranny tourismffs we send arian rockets from guyanawhat the fuck do you lot do?
>>198971973chinese communist cocks
>>198971958Wrong. That applies to the very top of French cuisine, which is irrelevant when talking about a nation's food in general. Britain also has high-class chefs and restaurants, but we are (quite rightly) not judged on their output.
>>198971935you havent defeated me, star war is american not british, guardians of the galaxy is american not british, alien is american not british. theyre american stories that use american english designed for primarily for american audience. its utterly fucking pathetic we are such good goy cucks to yanks. the state should just god full french and say 30% of films in cinemas have to be in british english or something.
>>198971965Grim.
>>198971958>he thinks all french food is haute cuisinemong
>>198971985it's not wrong and it applies to general french food too. if you want to shit on a cuisine for being "simple" you should have chosen italian because that is actually easy to make
>>198971987>unstructured paragraph of copeAh yes
>>198971961https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4xeT7phuog
>>198971930it's called "cuisine" for a reasonjust shut your mouth and take the L with grace for once
>>198971973cinematic car crash
Fucking hell I don't want to go to toil tomorrow.I've been at ALDI for 11 months now. Can you believe it. 24/07/23 was the day I started.
>>198971995italian food is overrated as shit tbqh>we a combina the wheata tomatoes and meata in 500 different waysa mama mia this is the greatest cuisine on eartha
>>198971995>it's not wrong and it applies to general french food tooSuch as?
all your chefs train hereand we're getting into beer now so expect further humiliation
>>198971982brazilian... bazilian... batillian.... batarian....much to think about
Mide it an pork here at France
>>198972008>it's called "cuisine" for a reasonI suppose excrement is called excrement for a reason too?
>>198972005How am I coping? I am mad we don't make British films, in Britain, starring British people, that use British English and get watched in cinemas by British audiences. I am sad, I am angry, I am jealous but I am not coping.
>>198972043Good post
>>198972032look at this top notch ramsi training he got in france
>>198972026sounds more like like mexislop>>198972027souffle
>>198972033maybe that psychology "subconscious" crap was right...
ROFLyou may now begin coping
>>198972026>>we a combina the wheata tomatoes and meata in 500 different waysa mama mia this is the greatest cuisine on earthaIt unironically isPlus their cuisine is completeFrench mongs never bothered to learn how to use spice
>>198972057that's an AMERICAN dish
>>198972067You have been richer than use since like 1890s mate it is nothing new
>>198972073italian food is pleb tier, it's just cheap, easy to make, and tastes decent
Fluoridated basins
>have a sore throat >reach for the cold and flu tablets >accidentally take the ones with caffeine going to be at work both sick and with no sleep tomorrow
>>198972048true, true... because DIEV ET MON DROIT, bitchalmost all of your three syllable words have french originswe made your thinking
>>198972058>souffleAh yes French people definitely whip up a souffle on the weekend lmao
>>198972085a mere 16 years ago you were wealthier than usthan the gfc happened and you shot yourself in the foot with brexit and so the line will never go up for you again. sad
>>198971894sh.. shut up chud!
Disposable shower heads or shower heads with menopausal patches and fluoride
>>198972100yeah they do
yorkshire pudding is a type of souffle
>>198972089>cheap>easy to make>tastes greatYep that's a winner
>>198972110*writes this down*
>>198972089an idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity
doing a poo
Fluoridated toothbrush
>>198972110>or shower heads with menopausal patches and fluorideor as i like to call themyer mum
>>198972098>true, true...Yep and toilet, and cuckold, and retardAll french
mexican food is probably the worse food regarded as good. just all variations on the same thing and bad spice profile
>>198972102yeah mate in 2007 the average british person was richer than the average american, they could buy more thing and had a high quality of life because the line says so.
>>198971570seems a bit pointless forcing rorke to take the bus when the uk has made less of an impact in 300 years than china has in 10
>>198972146https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxcyeFGOp2k
Blue lucozade and mayonnaise topping plain pasta with sodium hydroxide and potassium citrate
>>198972142>cuckold, and retardyea those are yours , lol
>>198972117Delusional
in italy recently in a little village trattoria i had a dish of white beans and tuna steak from a tin, only seasoned with just olive oil salt and pepper and it was one of the most delicious plates i've ever eaten, cost 4 euros and the wine was free
WELL IF WEREN'T FER YER WELLIESTHEN WHAR WOULD YE BEYE'D BE IN HOSPITALOR INFIRMARY
>>198972163Blue lucozade tastes like shit
>>198972165Nope
>>198972170i'm sure there are lots of french people in your smelly bedroom in grimsby
I'm making pasta
>>198972155this didnt age well considering a lot of trucks are made in mexico today
>>198972174i had no idea how hard it was in the uki will never make fun of you lot again
>>198972191from scratch?
you recognise this without knowing why:https://vocaroo.com/1n17hCbjX04K
mental how religious people will just unironically be like>yeah I feel like god is telling me to do xand people take it seriouslyyou are literally schizophrenic.
>>198972151environmentalism is jihadism for middle class people
>>198972200little big planet
>>198972181You're supposed to use it as squash or mix it with juice concentrate
*makes a little post replying to someone, then clicks on the little number stub to see the little post ive made*
>>198972202midwit moment
Guzzling pineapple juice. The pineapple is one of the best fruits.>>198972163Please don't consume your creations. You could really hurt yourself or make yourself very poorly.
>>198972174wow incredible
>>198972194no respectable British motorist will be in a Mexican vehicle
>>198972184just proves you speak pigdin french, budyou want to stick with it?
>>198972202This is actually right
>>198972217what is the magical man saying now
>>198972181which one?the still one is some weird berry flavour but the sparkling one is tropical flavour, then the energy drink one is raspberry
>>198972200no way this isnt popular elevator music or something
>>198972174one of the best things i've ever eaten was a grilled wild sea bass in turkey with a bit of parsley
French lad what meals did you cook over the weekend?
sacked tranny literally always fucking heretake the piss
>>198972226you're the one speaking englishwe don't know a word of french
>>198972224>>198972224>>198972224early new
>>198972202schizophrenia doesn't exist
>>198972226I accept your concession, and I cucuaulted your dad
>>198972241>we don't know a word of frenchoh, but you doyou just showed me
You are now actively thinking about patronizing your local tobacconist and relapsing
>>198972266we don't have tobacconists in the UK
>>198972230he says you're a midwit and probably brown
>>198972239Lately yh. I was up all of last night, went to bed at about 6:30 am, woke up at 11:30 am, nap from 16:30 pm to 18:30 pm and awake since.
>>198972266just had 2 listening to tunes in the garden
>>198972272Yes we do
Diego's such a fucking pseud lmao
>>198972236grilled fish is pengdoesn't need much, just a little seasoning
>>198972266in the sense that you've just posted that and so it's been beamed into my headin a similar vein to how seeing a bowl of sick will make me think about a bowl of sickbut i doesn't make me go "oooh god i'm CRAAAAAAAVING"
just released what I think was the smelliest fart known to man feel like Oppenheimer right now
>>198972261>concessioni "accept" yourslike shooting fish in a barreli really should go to england some day, you lot are fucking stupid
English took Old French words and put them to use in the best language to ever exist, whilst dysgenic frogmutts raped their own language into the gay slurry that is Modern French
>>198972266going to have a snus in a bit
there's three tobacconists in my town but they are kind of high end really, for cigars and pipes, not just to grab a pack of b&H
retards who use the word psued are always the actual psueds
>>198972320mental u said this just as i done one what stinks hard5 eggs yday oopsie
>>198972281why dont you piss off and find other hobbies
>>198972338>psued>psuedsOh dear deegsta...
thinking of murdering small animals and concealing their bodies. just as a hobby or something
>psueds
Thinking about iting pork in France
heathernonce doesn't know how to make plurals in the english language
>>198972356we all were prepubescent at one time
banning NEETs from 4chan should be considered strange & unusual punishment
>>198972356include me in the future documentary of this serial killer sociopath netflixhe started here first
What does penicillin grow on Is it nitrous coffee
reckon if i went to england i'd be extra politeheard too many stories about rude french tourists>>198972376except for brazil of course, i'd buy a brazilian to suck me off and tell it to save the rain forest
is it just me or does it seem like all the /brit/ "characters" have gotten more unhinged and deranged recently
Mental how Africans speak better French than the FrenchIf you listen to a Congolese speak French it's beautifully clear compared to Euro-French
>>198972349Can't, got mental health
people on disability should be banned from the internetwould improve overnight
how much does a decently attractive hooker with no stds cost in thailand be real
>>198972354we are so back goybros
>>198972404come up northsoutherners are inhuman scum
>>198972404caught a bloke pissing up the side of a local church once, i confronted him and he turned out to be french, utter scum, could have battered him but i held back
A underage girl girl from Paris subway just pickpocked me to it pork.
>>198972414none of this is truewhatever you hear at the gloryhole isn't real french
do you like depeche mode?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGSKrC7dGcY
>>198972431held his foreskin back more like
what are you diagnoses ladsfor me its just major depressive disorder and anxiety, but that's probably just the tip of the iceberg cause i was diagnosed in the mental hospital and the psychologist had like 100 patients and only talked to me for like 10 minutes
>>198972454my diagnosis? based
>>198972454I have borderline personality disorder, major depressive disorder, bulimia nervosa and gender identity disorder.
>>198972471based
>>198972448of course
>>198972431should have battered him (but you were probably scared because on land, you lot are worthless against a frenchman)i'm an atheist and i'd never piss on a churchffs the church made us
its funny how hard brits cope about food like yes mate every country in the world decided to pretend british food is bad for no reason
>>198972465trannies are disgusting
>>198972437To be fair perhaps the frenchwomen's mouths are smaller so it's harder for them to speak with my thick English sausage in their mouths
>>198972454Pork iting disorder
>>198972465bros forehead is the same angle as his nose
>>198972486they did
>>198972431>>198972483fuck churches they should all be razed or turned into supermarkets so the architecture doesn't go to waste
Someone help me understand Hegel
>>198972486Never heard of a meme, deegsta?
>>198972505jew moment
>>198972454ADD and nothing else because im not a weirdo
>>198972505Typical American consoomer. Buy buy buy, that’s your religion
>>198972428seems more rawand i'd like to see scotland and have some haggisalso flower of scotland is the best anthem in the 6 nation tournamenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXP9B-EU4bg&ab_channel=VirginMediaSport
Any opinions of Guy Ritchie's series The Gentlemen? I loved the movie and most of his stuff but hated the Sherlock Films despite loving the IP, as it were.
in a lot of pain but my spirits are highcan't get me down
>>198972509Why? Continental muck.
>>198972514obligatory YES we should also destroy the synagogues too because every jew worshipper thinks you're a jew if you criticize their jew worshipping nonce'd up religion
>>198972517finding it difficult to concentrate is not an illness
Temperatures dropping down to about 19 degrees on Thursday de lads.I don't even mind this warmer weather TBF. Since I stopped wearing hoodies in summer I've found the weather quite okay.
philopshy is all bollocks are far as I am concerned
jew meltdown
>>198972539he was clearly asking us what we are diagnosed with not what illnesses we have goof
>>198972542And who are you?
>>198972531maybe you need a doctor, bud :/
>>198972541twat
>philophsy
burning down every church because mumberg wouldnt let me play GTA 5
diego's been taking a lot of Ls recently
>>198972542if i'm reading your post right, you're pointing out how it's a male dominated field in need of a woman's perspective?
>>198972542it's an Irish discipline>ahhh, meself an' toime, begorr
heathernonce is a mad man help us save us
diego shagging sacked tranny up the arse
>>198972589FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>198972595>>198972602employed woman is the only actual real personality in these posts, the others are figments of your imagination
>>198972595He is worse than Mousey. Mousey is a pleasant little fellow when he's in a good mood.
>>198972602spainlard wanking in the cornerrorke filmingrasheed blowing them up
Completely forgot there was that Napoleon movie last yearDidn't watch it
hoping to get a chance to post this during the brazil match tonight and rake in thirdie (you)s
>>198972589>tfw can't play elden ring because i broke my hand
>>198972622he's very clumsythe end
>>198972454Humongous penis disorder, incurable I'm afraid
>>198972622it was crap
>>198972632
>>198972622apparently it was a bit crap
>>198972633I think I can cure it
>>198972626kkkkkkkkkkk
>>198972622read it was crap
NEW>>198967185>>198967185>>198967185
>>198972642that ugly, eh?
>>198972622 that napoleon movie? it were crap so it were
The name's Thomas.....Pork iting Thomas.
>>198972620leftypol complaining on twitter abour rorkes footagemousey picking cigarette butts up off the floor outside
>>198972637he was, actually, as his grandson lost the battle of Sedan, thus outlining the political dynamics of WWI
>>198972653don't know what game you're trying to play but I'm scared
>>198972653gimp
do britshits actually learn about the war of the roses in schoolwho cares what a bunch of midwit inbreds were doing 500 years ago
>>198972622total freaking crap show
>>198972692>>198972692
yanks also say "sir" a lot like pajeets because they are brown
