ENJOY.
So howdy, I've been chilling in the garden all day
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>>199002908>visa jeet.webmdesu sometimes it's hard to distinguish visajeet from a Brazilian...
>>199002984Wrong
>>199003094Do I know you????
>>199003124Do you want a Czech mate?
>>199003168You're afraid to come to Czechia anyway.
>>199002908His only mistake was not doing this in the pussy republicHe could've gotten a massive blowjob Visa jeets aren't clever yeah
>>199003168Damn she stomped him on the nuts Damn that's how you make an omelette when you don't have eggsFucking Czechs manCzech mate
>>199003202fuck you bitch
>>199003202>You're afraid to come to Czechia anywayI'm afraid of being raped by your women
rude, so I'm gonna ignore yttp0ou tonight
>>199003168He's not gonna czechmate no more
>>199003384Czech these digits
>>199003423Fuck meIt doesn't Czech out Give me the Czech >>199003374 please
no
>>199003124Now, let’s twist this Rubik's cube of a question. "Do I know you?", don't you mean to ask, "Do you know me?". It's a bidirectional highway where both lanes are prone to traffic jams of uncertainty.To respond to "Do I know you?" one might as well be asking, "Have we danced the strange tango of social interaction before, or are you merely a doppelganger of someone from my zumba class?" And here lies the conundrum—human recognition is as reliable as chocolate teapot. We are creatures who forget why we walked into a room, what we were going to get when we opened the fridge, yet we're expected to catalog every single fucking face in the Rolodex of our minds! It's complete bullshit. So, I refuse to answer you.
>>199003711Learn your fucking historyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnpEIkvFq7E&ab_channel=N%C3%A1rodn%C3%ADfilmov%C3%BDarchiv
He still doesn't get it. No conversation today, it's a one-way highway.
>>199004221LEARN YOUR FUCKING HISTORYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMfCO4izwoo&ab_channel=N%C3%A1rodn%C3%ADfilmov%C3%BDarchiv
I wonder how Austro-Croat is doing. He hasn't been here for a while.
>>199004614He's probably climbing a mountain somewhere in Austria
This is a sneaky post, basically it's impossible to tell if it was written by the Brazilian incel whom I chose to ignore today or another Brazilian fren.
>>199004614Do me a fucking favor since you're so cleverRecord me a vocaroo with these words:-EyeTake a 2 second break-YamTake a 2 second break-StewTake a 2 second break-PitTake a 2 second breakThen take a 3 second break
https://voca.ro/13ua8YP7WVd4
>>199004614https://youtu.be/LMbd-UYyEd0?si=5Jq_JH1cxNpuoXYt&t=19
cringe thread
>>199005489back home?
it's been a good day today. First I learned about Assange's release (although I suspect some fuckery afoot) and then my DNP arrived. I may be able to test it next week, depending on the weather. But first, it's my fourth run of a running program tomorrow! Can't wait.
>>199006345>DNPwhat this
>>199006561it's a funny weight loss agent, in recent years suppressed by law enforcement so I had to find it on darknet. Basically it increases your body temperature to burn off 1/2 kg of fat per day.
>>199006703>burn off 1/2 kg of fat per dayKEK, that sounds really safe
2,4-Dinitrophenol>can be potentially lethal to even young, healthy adults>can cause a rapid increase in both your metabolic rate and body temperature. This can lead to serious side effects such as organ failure
>>199006915it's safe if you're not an idiot, take reasonable precautions and don't OD>>199006962>can be potentially lethalanything can be potentially lethal>rapid increase in both your metabolic rate and body temperaturethat's the point. No reason for organ failures under normal circumstancesI'm gonna start slow on a low single dose, evaluate and plan the main cycle for September when the weather gets cooler
Greetings, frens.How you doing?
>>199007351howdy >>199002234
>>199007477Comfy
>>199007564you?
>>199008029Watching random youtube videos.Feeling kinda sad today, ngl, but don't worry because I ain't bringing the thread down.
>>199008155>I ain't bringing the thread down.you can>sadwhy
>>199008179>whyNo specific reason, just thinking about where I am in life.I was the "smart kid with a bright future" all my life and all adults around me always made sure to remind me of it - I felt incredible.The problem is: I was not smart, I was just autistic (I think).Now I look around and everyone my age is living a better, more fulfilling life than me.Hell, a former high-school classmate of mine has a daughter today.
>>199008434>just thinking about where I am in life.I think you're still young to be thinking like that. >Now I look around and everyone my age is living a better, more fulfilling life than me.Very premature conclusions.
>>199008434>Now I look around and everyone my age is living a better, more fulfilling life than me.You can't know that
>>199008660>I think you're still young to be thinking like that.I'm not worried about my future (it is actually quite promising), I'm worried of missing out on stuff people my age experience.>Very premature conclusions.All my colleagues have bodycounts of at least 5 while mine is 1 (2, if you count blowjobs).
sup bee-atches
>>199008924Greetings, dear comrade in rice and beans.
>>199008997cereals are good for you, coffee also
>>199008842>missing out on stuff people my age experience.like?
>>199008924henlo anon, wasup
been playin PUBG mobile with my Slovak fren (currently living in Germany), she is super hot, and I'm thinking I should go visit her and combine it with a holiday in Bavaria
>>199009268Mostly sex, but also stuff like partying and travelling with friends>>199009418>>199009483>she is super hotgotta agree.
>>199009522>Mostly sexBut that's something you can fix.
>>199009393I'm just chillin'.There's a stunning babe working in the drugstore next door of my house, she's staying there in the late night/dawn hours. But I'm a person of platonic loves kek. I even prefer this way.She's a pharmacist.I'm drinking my last beer. Usually I drink 3 beers a night.I don't know if I'm having chicken nuggets or vegetables for dinner.Probably I'm going to cook potatoes and carrots;
>>199009564>But that's something you can fix.I'm talking passionate sex, anon. Not payed-for sex.
>>199009596>I'm having chicken nuggetsDis is right choice tonight. >But I'm a person of platonic loves kek. I even prefer this way.Sometimes a change is nice rather than a stale routine. Maybe you could try saying hello.>>199009628>Not payed-for sex.I know, I'm not talking about prostitution.
>>199009683I can't think of any way of fixing it that doesn't involve:>being ~20cm taller>becoming fit>changing my personality2 of those are impossible, but at least I'm trying to become fit.
T-Mobile Czechia (Deutsche Telekom) today introduced new mobile plans.Unlimited calls, sms, and 10mbit internet for 40,75$.Unlimited calls, sms, and 15mbit internet for 46,79$.Unlimited calls, sms, and internet with no speed limits 59,73$.The Czech market is a large oligopoly (only 3 carriers), you can have same shit in Poland (T-Mobile Poland, Deutsche Telekom) for 17,42$ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>199009811I'm afraid you're creating artificial obstacles.
>>199009899Any suggestions?
>>199009922I'm not a psychotherapist, but your self-esteem is pretty low. How to fix it? idkI dropped such considerations when I was young, I haven't had a problem with women since.
>>199009683>Maybe you could try saying hello.I'm a forward person in this sense, but I only act when I'm certain of the result.p.s. now things are on their way in the stove
>>199009950>I dropped such considerations when I was youngI didn't have these considerations when I was younger, but when I went to college I saw and heard just how superficial people are and it really fucked me up.I don't care about my height one bit, but I do care about not getting my dick wet and for some reason women don't want short guys (I've heard women saying they rejected a hot guy simply because he was short).
>>199009878O2 Czechia Unlimited calls, sms, and 10mbit internet for 40,93$Unlimited calls, sms, and 20mbit internet for 49,55$Unlimited calls, sms, and internet with no speed limits 58,18$>>199010075>p.s. now things are on their way in the stoveI was looking forward to see chicken nuggets
>>199010135>and for some reason women don't want short guysThat's possible, and what's stopping you from overcoming that obstacle? I'm small too, and it's not a real handicap.
>>199010140>I was looking forward to see chicken nuggetskekIt's because I have to end this veggies I have here, otherwise I would have to put them in the trash, and I don't want to waste foodI'm flinging tonight, I don't know still what I will eat, I'm just cooking those for security reasons
>>199009950Bro he is complaining while meanwhile I have never had a girlfriend ever and I am 24 Thank god that I study at a top US university in a STEM degree that levels it out
>>199010171>what's stopping you from overcoming that obstacle?women themselves kek>I'm small too, and it's not a real handicap.You are muscular, and I'm trying to be too. It outweights height.
>>199010181>otherwise I would have to put them in the trash, and I don't want to waste foodOK, I respect the reason here, and I feel the same way.I invited my cousin for a late lunch (next week) and I still don't know what I'm going to cook.
>>199010227>I study at a top US university>brazilian flag
Nigger, I already told you, I'm ignoring you today because you were rude. Don't give me YOUs.>>199010228>You are muscularI am not. >It outweights height.Not true.
>>199010275It's summer vacation classes only come back in September
>>199010235noiceIs this your cousin?! >>199009564If so, holyyyy cannoli, she's so hot man, be careful to not end up scoring hercook something you domine, remember the "simple" rule
>>199010301>Is this your cousin?!no, see: >>199009418 >>199009483
>>199010279How was I rude?
>>199010279>I am not.You've shown your pics here, bro.You are fit.
>>199010324hum rightfriend looking good too
>>199010350Greece? It was back in 2008 or something
>>199010301>cook something you domine, remember the "simple" ruleYou're right. The problem is that I'm best at classic Czech dishes - and those are very heavy for the stomach when it's +35C outside.
>>199010279Bro when was I rude? You're also calling me monkey and nigger and I understand it's a joke
>>199009811>changing my personalityYou can unironically pretend to be someone else. People manage their entire lives, I used to do it for a quick shag on Friday nights
>>199010411>You're also calling me>monkeynever>niggerfirst time today.
>>199010367Muscles don't shrink unless you starve.
>>199010414I already do that and it kinda works for people who don't know me yet, but the illusion fades away after interacting with me after a week or so and I can't figure out why.
>>199010429You called me monkey in Czech. Whatever bro you can call me whatever, really. I know you're just joking.
>>199010468>You called me monkey in CzechI don't remember. Did I really use the word opice?>I know you're just joking.ok
>>199010490>I don't remember. Did I really use the word opice?Yeah. I don't even care because I'm white. Imagine saying this to a brownoid here he would get super triggered lmao. If Baiano used that slur he would get lynched.
>>199010467Well, it is kinda hard and turbo narcissistic to adopt an artificial identity and keep it going for longer than a shag anyways. I think the only good and tested women advice I can give fellow anons is to just talk to them. No unpaid for sex ever started without a preliminary conversation of sorts.
Btw I had to pay my annual car insurance today. Insurance for damage I cause to others (mandatory), 250 $.Insurance for damage caused by my fault to my car (optional), 1 800 $.
>>199010643>just talk to them
>>199010568>If Baiano used that slur he would get lynchedby who???
>>199010643Anyway bro what do you think of Deutsche Telekom? Es ist gut? >>199010673Brownoids
>>199010643What do you think of Deutsche engiNIGGERing? We have German electric buses now
>>199010666>just talk to themYes, it's that simple. Let me introduce you Horst Fuchs. This unattractive gentleman in the 1990s spoke to all Czech pensioners in regular teleshoping.He sent them hundreds of tons of overpriced goods, and made billions.>just talk to them
>>199010666Heh I feel you bro but you said yourself you'd get in shape so what's stopping you from talking up the chicas AND showing off your abs when it comes to that
>>199010732>electric buses nowWHY???? Are you doing the overpriced Green Deal too?
>>199010771Yes. Did you know Brazil is big on hydro power? Our energy grid is super green!!!>>199010759You know man, you're actually fucking right. Hitler invaded Austria just by walking straight in.
>>199010402das crazy manI usually don't bother cooking to another persons, btw I'm good to cooking only stroganoff and chocolate cake. The other things are just improvise.
>>199010643>No unpaid for sex ever started without a preliminary conversation of sortsWait, what?>>199010666kek>>199010732>finally, we can get robbed in the bus in a ecological way
>>199010759he's not me.
>>199010802>Did you know Brazil is big on hydro power?Yes, and I have nothing against hydropower.Did you know Czechia cut off the hill? When electricity is cheap, they pump water into the upper reservoir. When electricity is expensive, they generate expensive electricity (or compensate fluctuations in the grid).
>>199010699>Deutsche TelekomHere in Germany it's like the mafia. They own the telecom infrastructure, they can make or break every competitor. Services are good but come at a premium. Dunno about their activities abroad >>199010732>car industry Same really, even worse. They've got the whole country by the balls. Too big to fail
>>199010759I'm 173cm. I'm not aryan Nietschen übermensch like thyself.
>>199010851My bad, it's late and I'm disgustingly sober
>>199010811>I usually don't bother cooking to another personsMe neither, but this cousin (I have 3), is really kind, I love her (in non sexo way). She also provides veterinary care to all my animals for free (I only pay the real costs).
>>199010886That's cool I didn't know that. I will definitely Czech it out. Thanks.>>199010897Danke
>>199010897>Dunno about their activities abroadSEE >>199009878Fucking scammers.
>>199010959U mad?????????????
>>199010928Why don't we play a game???
>>199010959I see, the time honoured Telekom tradition is doing well
>>199010948>I will definitely Czech it out
>>199011021No games.
>>199010991As a libertarian, I dislike oligopolies, and the corporate fascism of Germany. Luckily, I got a 60% discount to all services by T-mobile.>>199011028In Poland competition works, so they can't afford a scamming.
>>199011021Love me a good Saw juice
Fuck me, Deutsche Telekom screws over the domestic customers in the hardest way :D :D :D
>>199010942>veterinary carethat's really kind, nice personI'm almost posting my dinner, chicken nugs and veggiesAlso I follow a girl on twitch its been years. She used to be a hottie but she was always kind of a bitch. Now she moved to United Kingdom (shes brazilian) and she's getting that mannerisms of fat irish ladies. Even painted the hair red. Holy Molly, it can't get more funnier.how the mighty have fallen*pic not related
>>199011166>*pic not relatedI want pic related, please.
>>199011141You're going to Germany? I am jealous
>>199011141I unironically think their target demo is boomers with cushy incomes and who're too lazy or inept to change to a more sensible provider.
>>199011187she's still cute, but she's such a bitchy girl man
>>199011237I like T-M, I have same phone number since 1997, but I've never paid full price. >their target demo is boomers with cushy incomes and who're too lazy or inept to change to a more sensible providerMaybe they don't pay full price, usually when you announce you want to leave they offer a 20 to 60% discount.>>199011239Too pale for my taste, but would try.
>>199011306>but would try.hell yeah, I would tooshe has that disney princess aura somehowdinner
>>199011306>Too paleThere's no such thing.
>>199011336G A N Z G E N A U!!!
Even Brazilians have better conditions than Central Yuropoors.
>>199011306Possibly but then again I pay 5€ a month for a plan that's perfectly sufficient. Sure, nothing fancy like 10+GB but realistically you don't need that much here in Germany
>>199011333>dinnerNice, there's only one thing missing in that combination. You know what?
>>199011239Niedlich
>>199011394I remember. It still hadnt " click me" to remember to buy itthe heavy cream lel
>>199011407Tonight I am talking about "tatarka",tartar sauce, great combination with fried meat.
>>199011394Gelb senf???
>>199011453No, this is a side of smoked meat.
>>199011479Na, gut
I think it's impressive. I would never voluntarily climb into a tin coffin, even if it was a Leopard 2A8 or Merkava V.https://x.com/fortifiedtaras/status/1805717146074304829
>>199011448>tatarkarightwe call molho tártaro here, it's sold in the markets, I find it delicious, but I buy it once in a blue moon
So, Czechia is buying 77 2A8 Leopards and 42 2A4 Leopards (after upgrades). I think it's a waste of money, Poland will protect us from Russia.
>>199011647From Germany???
>>199011630>I find it deliciousbcs IT IS.>>199011630>but I buy itYou should try homemade, anon. For mayo you only need some basic shit and it tastes so much better than store-bought.
>>199011660Do you know any other Leopard producers? Cause I don't...
>>199011630btw I once made a bet (for a good amount of money) that I would eat a big packet of tartar sauce (without vomiting), 500g.So I made fried cheese with fries, and ate it all. Easiest money ever.
>>199011647Are you really going to travel to southern Germany? I'm super jealous of you nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbJHy2MwQy8&ab_channel=ShylilyClipshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsTjn1oWRAk&ab_channel=ShylilyClips
>>199011850fugyou have good healthIm going to rest now, GN fren have a good sleep
>>199011878>re you really going to travel to southern Germany?I haven't decided yet. I'll definitely travel in July, I just don't know where yet. The south of Germany and Austria is no big deal for me - I've been there many times.But if someone offered me the opportunity to travel around Brazil for a month if I didn't travel at all for the next five years, I would take it in a heartbeat.>>199011924GN anon
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>>199012033saved
>>199011878I'm crossing illegally into Switzerland.
>>199012129Very cool ;)I love Switzerland!!!
>>199011924Boa noite
>>199012174Tbh I dont, it's a very sterile country, just beautiful nature. Northern Italy is so much better, same beautiful nature, and people full of life.
Not a single American or Canadian flag tonight. Strange.
Fug I should go to the bed.
>>199012624Good night anon
Honestly, the straightest thing ever is self-inserting as a female getting fucked by a futa (taker POV). It's actually a form of ultra-heterosexuality.
