yep edish
why would you use google pay instead of just using your card
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>>199014132where did the time go?
>>199014132I mean, it'll only be 8 years in November. Stop rounding up. I used to torture myself with "I'm halfway to X" type thinking but then I realized I was just mentally doubling my aging.
when will society fall so i can kill you all with my samurai sword
My 2016 laptop is slowing down even though I got a new SSD like 28 months ago
>>1990141648 is almost 10
Will people who were never sexually attractive suffer more or less in old age than people who were sexually attractive for the first half of their lives
wow, what are the odds of that!
I hope my future wife is curvaceous
curvalecious
>>199014135
>>199014170can you do the thing where you cut something in half and put your sword back in it’s holder before it falls >>199014172is that your kitty ? they’re cute i love black cats they are not bad luck
>>199014153Cards have charges. It's also easier desu. Literally everybody does it in Europe. Even when I'm in major cities like SF and NYC ppl were like woaaaawwww it's the future!!! Or either said wtf is that.
I hope my future husband doesnt mind that i am hiv+
>>199014212that was a good episode
>>199014213Yup her name is Annabelle :3
>>199014228i use apple pay most of the time and i have gotten the same reaction out of people that's funny
>>199014153You know you can use GPay (on your phone) to pay at normal debit machines, right?
cumlords I say we jump the next Jordanian we see, who's in?
>>199014238tell annabelle i said hello and scrub her and tell her shes a good girl for me
I remember back when I used to visit WA state, debit card machines were very rare.
>>199014258they didn't do anything to me
>>199014267I will anon
>>199014285hes literally just a boy having fun
>>199014272It doesn't have to them but we should pick them as a rondom target for example
>>199014304
me? Im watching anime
Honestly the straightest thing ever is self-inserting as a female getting fucked by a futa in taker POV. It's actually a form of ultra-heterosexuality.
https://youtu.be/SwOFhrHtlIA
hey guys i guess thats it
>>199014318we need to go /Droog/ on some /brit/ scum
>>199014325i need summer to be over>>199014342pepe put down the gun please
>>199014376Shut up doomer
>>199014254Wdym
>>199014376
>>199014397apple pay and google pay can just tap to pay on a normal card reader machine
https://youtu.be/fqD8sXxTtpc?si=QRoW-tTm7a5zFhqQ!!!OFFICIAL THREAD THEME!!!
>>199014408Right but my card can do that too
>>199014435i mean its just preference i always have my phone on me but i don't always have my wallet or my bag so it works for me
this nigga listening to musicals
I love how gen Alpha is like 7 years old and they're already just shitting all over gen z with extremely high quality memes
>>199014484post an example im curious
>>199014495see>>199014414
Threadly reminder that we will never experience this (ever).
My computer is acting slow. Maybe it'll be better tomorrow
>>199014153Cash is the only way
Im drunk as FUCK and ready to fight anybody in this thread
>>199014526yeah maybe but probably not, computers don't just magically get tired and have an off day
>>199014509oh yeah i watched that, i mean all that brainrot slang is kind of gen z too i thought. they did really good actually i know the lyrics were silly but it was genuinely good singing and harmonizing
>>199014535*calf kicks you with my composite toe boots*
>>199014535ur a big stinky DUMMY
>>199014556dude wth dont call him stinky he said he would beat anyone up you're asking for trouble
>>199014580horses are real
>>199014516I often think about how ugly I look at any given angle, and can't imagine a woman gazing at me lovingly like that Like even if I could seduce a woman into fucking me, I feel like if she were viewing me from a particularly vulnerable position like this, she would for sure think "fuck how did I end up with this creep"
>>199014435It's easier to have some money in your virtual bank. You can split bills, transfer money to friends, create vaults, invest, no fees, and do tons more instantly. Of course I have my main card but I always keep a few hundred on my phone too for convenience. Its literally mainstream for years now outside of America, idk why yall are so far behind on it here.
>>199014538If it's still slow I'll restart it.
i am very ugly and i dont like thinking about it can we talk about something else
>>199014535*breaks a beer bottle over your head and pushes you over*
>>199014597that's so sad anonbut if you were able to get a woman in your bed with you, she doesn't think you're ugly. her seeing you from an unflattering angle wouldn't change that
>>199014551I dont even know what that the fuck those are>>199014556you smell like cow poo poo
>>199014623>I dont even know what that the fuck those areSteel toe boots but you dont have to worry about them freezing in the winter
>>199014633why would it freezing be a problem, its steel its really tough
would you spend 70k on this?
>>199014556*Backhands these tiny bitches*
>>199014650Because they go over your feet and when you're working in the snow all day you don't want your toes to be directly up against frozen steel
>>199014667yea id probably chill in that deeTYPE THE CAPTCHA HERE?p end there
>>199014671oh you're right sorry i guess that was kind of a stupid question>>199014667why did they not do a real pool, no i would not pay 70k for that thats just a glorified puddle
>>199014622>her seeing you from an unflattering angle wouldn't change thatYou don't know that
>>199014621PUT THEM UP YOU FUCKN PISS STAIN
>>199014667you could get the same effect with a shovel, a tarp and a hose
>>199014699*pushes you back over*
>>199014686anon if she's in your bed, she thinks you are attractive. full stop, theres no "oh he tilted his head down and kind of had a double chin, call it off im going home" that doesn't happen.
>>199014686you have angles that aren't immediately unflattering?fuck off chad fakecel
americans, please explain your sales taxes to me. when you go to the store for some bacon or whatever, sales tax isn't included in the price tag? if so, do you have to do math in the grocery store?
>>199014766it shows up when you go through checkout
as of this moment my penis is hard
>>199014766the tax isnt included on the price tag yeah, it comes up when you go to check out. i don't usually plan to get 200 dollars exactly of groceries so i don't really think about the taxes at the end, it's usually really small anyway, like 10 or 20 bucks
I hate that I look like a creep as opposed to just "ugly"
i'm more of an ugly creep personally
>>199014804how creepy do you look though? rapey creep vibes or massive creep?
>>199014804you can change things about your appearance so you don't feel that way anymore, especially since you just admitted you don't think you're ugly
>>199014766my state doesnt have sales taxor income tax
>>199014834is this guy>>199014170
>>199014834so what, you're just a billionaire then?
but Im aaaaaa creepIm a weirdoooooooooooWHAT THE HELL AM I DOIN HEREI DONT BELONG HEREI dont belong...
>>199014840I am better than a billionaireI am FREE
Im so frustrated i feel like an animal in a cage i just want to break out and tear everyone apart
>>199014843I don't care if it hurtsI wanna have controlI want a perfect bodyI want a perfect soulI want you to noticeWhen I'm not aroundYou're so fuckin' specialI wish I was special
>>199014175Why didn't you just say 2 years ago?
>>199014901Meant 18 months
>>199014921kek
>>199014896despite all your rage?
I kissed a girl with a dyke haircut once. It was awesome
>>199014896take a shower or go for a drive or something to help clear your head anon (please dont tear me apart)
>>199014817I guess more of the first one
>started another high school, romcom, ntr-bait, shittily translated, probably never going to be finished manga againi need to stop
farts are awful
I have never kissed a girl, or another living bean for that matter.
I've been on a lot of dates because I'm pretty good at written communication so I get into good talking phases with girls, and get lots of chances to give them a date, which is typically the most baffling and frequently uncomfortable experience of their entire life
t.
>>199014958Foid post Hope your future husband gives you a dutch oven
>>199014972>tfw when ripping 3 farts under the covers knowing that you'll get to enjoy them in the morning
I'm salivating at the thought of eating my wife out. I love how her juices get all over my face.
>>199014965what about your mother?
>>199014951i used to love romance manga when i was like 18, grew out of it though
>tfw no alcholic getaway driver gf
>>199014988might want to wash some of my cum out of there first
>>199014999i don't know why i still get the occasional urge to read one, but i usually just read up to latest chapter and never look at it again.
>>199014988and then everyone clapped
I wish we didn't have bodies and we were balls of light instead or something we could love each other much more
damn, he's just like me...
>>199015030that's very sweet>>199014985this pepe is too cute to be saying something like this
this nigga hotboxing himself
letting anyone advertise on 4chan was the most genius thing they ever came up with instead of relying on jewish company owners
>>199015057cute apu loves hotboxing himself
>>199015074oh dear
>>199015041this looks so ass, just read the manga
>>199014597relatable
me
>>199015057>>199015076"Oh dear" poster is a foid confirmed Cute 2bh
>>199015102this is so mean spirited, relationships are a partnership, not one sided sacrifice>>199015113same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cl6bqP05CMWatching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Ng1BiahJA
>>199014766Yeah, it's annoying. Some prices include sales tax, like gas/petrol and some utility bills, but most don't.
>>199015132Maybe he has a dom fetish
>>199015086and miss out on my wife being animated?no chance
>>199015142you're probably right
Get a gf? And abandon my 2d waifu? Perish the thought.
>>199014776>>199014795ok, thanksdoes that apply to online shopping as well?i've been using american youtube videos to help me pick a good graphics card for my pc build and the prices seem ridiculously low, even considering things are more expensive here.
>>199015163What do you think about that
my penis is hard right now
If you have ever lied on this site for any purpose other than a joke then you are the lowest kind of degenerate, and there is very likely no hope for you
>>199015172it isn't tho
>>199015172for me? it never even began
yep, she's a keeper
mine is currently soft
>>199015132>sameis it? is it really though?
>>199015179I do that all the time for the sake of "jokes" that would only ever amuse me I consider myself a norm macdonald of sorts
>>199015166yah, shipping/state tax, all that bullshit
>>199015139why even exclude it? just to give the temporary illusion that something is cheaper than it is so when you get to the counter and the consoomer brain fog clears up you'll go "meh, fuck it, i'm here"?
>>199015181Fair enough>>199015180It is thougheverbeit
>>199014931I came in the mouth of a girl with a dyke haircut once. I think she kissed some loser after kek
>>199015205thanks
>>199015186What animaymay?
>>199015207is there any way to help?
wish i was rich enough to just casually drop $2500 on a jacket. i wouldn't even be able to wear it for at least 3 years because it's too hot.
fuck i need to fap
>>199015216Boku no Drive
>>199015191dude i almost never leave the house, i pretty much have to be forced to i am a complete homebody. i like getting out sometimes and having fun but it's never my plans im just tagging along
>>199015228what are you choosing?
>>199015216the fable, read the manga it's way better, it's a really good manga
>>199015242Do you read a lot of manga brozil
>>199015241choose what
>>199015240good
>>199015241not him with his pp poking through his little shorts lmfao have some shame apu
>>199015218No, hence the fact that it is "over". Best to just accept it and seek comfort in alcohol.
>>199015206Maybe that's part of it. But also it's just the standard, so people expect it and will be confused if you include it.Places that sell to tourists often include sales tax because it's such a common complaint from foreigners, heh.
me? i look like this
I'm so depressed
>>199015259think anon, think! there must be something that can be done!
i feel that the only choice left for me is to join the amish
>>199015250what are you fapping to>>199015256he needs to cum
>>199015279>crodelmfao>>199015275im sorry buddy its gonna be okay
>>199015288sph joi
>>199015248no, mostly because it's so hard to find a good manga and i can read a 300 chapter manga in like 3 days and manga comes out so slowly it translates to me not reading a lot of manga, maybe like once a month or week i look through the 3 or 4 manga and see if any new chapters came out and spend like 10 minutes catching up with it
>>199015281try the mennonites first
>>199015297Read the classics
>>199015264just keep doing the best you can with what you have anon i feel kin to you
I have to be connected all the time. Can't miss a thing. What's new? What's new? Something funny? Something interesting? New fear? New mode of efficiency? Efficiency all about efficiency
what did he mean by this?
>>199015293safari professional hunter vids, nice.
>>199015300what are the classics? i already read most if not all of the generic mangas people recommend like berserk
>>199015263>Places that sell to tourists often include sales tax because it's such a common complaint from foreigners, heh.kek
>>199015317what happens if you lose connection, like what if you went without electronics for a day
>>199015298what's the difference
>>199015324Dragon ball
Saw a couple on a date tonight and it really fucked me up mentally
>>199015338mennonites have hotter bitches
>>199015341i've watched the anime that's already good enough for me, i dropped it on z mid way through the freeza fight, same thing with hunterxhunter, i already saw the anime so i already know all the major plot points
>>199015338Mennonites aren't as extreme. Most have landline phones, running water, and electric lights. I've even seen some playing an arcade machine at the local shop. To me, it seems like a better balance between a simple, community focused life and the modern world
>>199015349I bought a punching bag specifically for when I see this
>>199015349been there, i went to a nature area where people like to propose and i had to walk by all the polaroid photographs pinned to the handrails on the way to the scenic backdrop and got physically sick. just try not to be too bitter about it
look how happy he is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
>>199015380The manga is better but it isn't that much different if you aren't a huge fan What genres or themes do you like
>>199015349should've pulled a shara bullet and sucker punched him for daring to kiss his bitch in front of chuddius maximus
I live in a house that is divided against itself
Got out of town on a boat, going to Southern islandsSailing a reach before a following seaShe was making for the trades on the outsideAnd the downhill run to PapeeteOff the wind on this heading lie, the MarquesasWe got eighty feet of the waterlineNicely making wayIn a noisy bar in Avalon, I tried to call youBut on a midnight watch I realizedWhy twice you ran away
>>199015428Piratecel
>I live in a house alright, richie rich
just sold some shoes, one more pair to go. the last pair is jordans so i am sure they will sell quickly.
heads carolina, tails california
>>199015438Dog isn't getting along with the parrot
i cant live like this anymore this house is an insane asylum
>>199015451Are you leaving the sneakerhead lyfe?
I'm in hell
CUTE
drinking milk
>>199015499Golly, what a smoke show!
>>199015476i have gone through a long, foot related, journey over the last 2 years, and my it has led me to buying and selling many shoes in order to figure things out. i also have 2 more pairs to sell, but it will be 1-2 years before i can see them again to sell them.
>>199015505Don't mind the anime figure at the bottom along with my cum
>>199015468You want to go halfsies on a trailer? We can have cheeseburgers everyday, bud
>>199015499kys plafey
>>199015416i like shounen/seinen battle manga mostly, it's what i usually am reading at least, it's hard say a specific theme but i really like zombie mangas, basically just more mature conflict manga and not too brainy or dramay like something like kaiji or monster would be, never really got into those
>>199015509she's perfecthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqy2N1jM2tU
my dick has calmed downed now
>>199015513>he has caches of desirable shoes scattered all over the globe
I want fried chicken. But I also want fish and chips. I suffer.
>>199015531we all have burdens to bear, but one day mine will be lifted.
Alcohol is hitting hard, buds
>>199015520Is jujutsu kaisen good
>>199015517depends on what you look like post a celebrity you look the most like
>>199015519
>>199015505enjoy your tall glass of ice cold plain milk anon when are you going to get the strawberry nesquik
>>199015567ywnbaw jew
>>199015562yea i enjoyed it, felt like hunterxhunter at parts, kind of lost interest in keeping up with it though
I run like Naruto
>>199015577fortunately Im not trying to
>>199015565
>>199015598I bet you're not even circumcised, goy
>>199015603oh hell no
>>199015603relatable
>>199015614damn..
>>199015575sorry, i forgot once again. shall put it on my grocery checklist
May have to drug test for a job soon. Over 5 months since I smoked weed but I am a bit chubby, not obese. I can't fail right?
A friend of mine got nerve damage years ago from a botched wisdom tooth removal operation. Scary. I hope that's rare.
>>199015659uh oh...
>>199015674Fake
>>199015694nope black guys are just extremely athletic
>>199015659You can buy tests on Amazon for cheap >>199015676Lol why even make such a post.
crashing my sleep schedule with no survivors
>>199014154ligma
>>199015738me too >>199015659you’re gonna be fine buddy
>>199015659>5 monthsYou're in the clear
>>199015738Same
>>199015738Holy shit sameJust slept from 10 am to 5 pm, and then 6 pm 12 amI've kind of stopped caring though, I mean it'll get reset when I go on vacation in a few days
>>199015770Over 5 months. Can't remember exactly when but I once failed a test at 3 months not smoking. But back then I was a very heavy daily smoker for 2-3 years. This last time I smoked it was for maybe 2 months, also daily but not extremely heavy.
I look like this
>>199015823St Elliot is alive?
>>199015830ran through
>>199015842in our hearts
>>199015808Yeah you're fine, heavy smoking will keep it in your blood for like 90 days, normal smoking it's gone after a month max
>>199015830>Nouveau profilFuck off to /fr/ frogThis is a hispano-anglophone general
>>199015843LOL hating ass foid
>>199015848
there's some hoes in this house
>>199015830I don't like her face
>>199015858>diogenes outside a lupineria, 116 AD(colorized)
>>199015854tokébak 'citte cependantparcontre
>>199015858Yeah?
just applies some lip balm because there a big tear in my lower lip from being too dry
quebecian niggas be like"my team scored a goal! In my butt!"
>>199015902Aw man don't let yourself go Get a part time job bro, work in a warehouse or something
>>199015904kek
>>199015904I'm literally crying right now
Every incumbent party across Europe, the UK, and Canada is going to wipe out this year
>>199015910what?
Quebecois be like: "yeah we're married, not like actually married or anything, but married in our imaginations"
>>199015937Aren't you neet
>>199015951yea, what does that have to do with applying lip balm though?
>>199015933And yet very little will change
>>199015947Yeah, a bunch of dirty apes, all of them
I'm neet but rich
>>199015956Because it's a sign you're not being hygienic/healthy and letting yourself go
I would be so mad if I had to share my country with Quebec
I don't have a favorite food. My relationship to food is a disease. Pleasuring myself with food involves basically drinking lard and then experiencing pleasant vibrations for hours. There are drugs I enjoy less than the comatose of overeating. My illness makes me hate myself so much. I want to drink a bunch of quick-crete. I want to disable and destroy my intestines. I asked about gastric band surgery and I was told I'm not nearly overweight enough and he started asking "is this an eating disorder?" type questions so I threatened to knock his teeth out and left.
>>199015947>implying Québécois nibbas on 4channel will ever be married in any way, shape or formFor whatever reason, only the most socially retarded of us seem to get in the habit of posting on this god-forsaken website.t. social retard
The Indians are worse than the Frenchies, if we're being honest
>>199015981Take the vegetable-pillYou can devour a huge bowl of broccoli without gaining weight. It just will make your farts and poop weird
>>199015981Uh... seems like more of a therapy situation
>>199015967enjoy your tall glass of ice cold plain milk anon
>>199015968yea right, i've never not let myself go either way it's not a big deal it's just dry lips, it happens from time to time, maybe it's because i haven't taken my vitamin d supplements in a couple of days
>>199016029I want you to prosper :( once you start working you'll get used to it. Especially if it's part time
I refuse to work for "the man"
Idk why we have multiple anons rooting so hard for this Brazilian dude who does nothing to self-improve and is mean to others
why is the thread so fast tonight i need someone else to make the new again im not done with my show yet
have taken off my pantsjammy mode engaged
>>199016061What show, spinny oh dear?
Time for dinner2
>>199015206It has a major upside. Makes it much harder to raise it because everyone is reminded of it every purchase. Whereas in euro land it’s essentially hidden. If you didn’t know about it, you could easily assume you guys don’t have sales tax. Which means they can raise it to something retarded like 20 percent *cough cough* and people barely complain.
>>199016028sleeping with hedgehogs would be a great way to practice self control and increase willpower and mental resilience. any sudden moves could provoke them into hurting you.
>time for dinner2
>>199016028me in the middle the other ones are you guys
>>199016095I skipped breakfastBut also yes
>>199015989putbulls could never
>>199016105
neets, what's stopping you from just moving to skidrow to do drugs and get pussy?
>>199016115I like having hopes and dreams and a house and money and free will
>>199016115I dont like skidrow or hoors
>>199016137>>199016137>>199016137new new new
>>199016040i refuse to work in a shitty unskilled minimum wage job, i just need to get some it certificates and land an entry level it job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2WKQmNxaik
>>199016144That's why I said warehouse but no idea what the job market is like in brapzil So when are you going to get a cert
>>199016115I'd be ghosting my EVE corporation and they'd kick me out
>>199016155i dont know, i just started studying again we'll see how long i keep that up, i've been doing 1 to 2 hours a day
>>199016172Studying for?
>>199016187cybersecurity, the comptia certificate, i dont even know if will take the test but at least i'm gaining knowledge it's better than doing nothing
>>199016200I tried that for A+ cert but gave up. It's a lot easier if you're already a PC guy starting off
