Lowland Scotland is Anglo Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A786lOX8jc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj4kvpy1eCE&t=452s
had eggs and sausages for breakfast, me
>>199020220>>199020220
>>199020364faggot
All atoms that make you, you, will go on, forever. Quantum entanglement theorises two particles can effectively communicate from opposite ends of the universe instantaneously. The chance that your consciousness can live on is not zero.
/brit/ at its best is like /britfeel/ at its worst
Need a shite.
>>199022900Join the queue pal
feeling...earthy...
hate when a kino has child characters who are extremely strong-willed and clever for their age, princess leia in the obi wan show pissed me off to no end
>>199022899The constant spam revolving around their fat smelly dosser idol will ruin any general
ladshttps://youtu.be/q2cetn06EXA?t=504
>>199022958How can you be this mad he earns more money than you
>>199022894what are your theories about dreams
Chris Broad met the King and Emperor at Buckingham palace at a dinner about JP-UK relations… a YouTuber. https://twitter.com/AbroadInJapan/status/1805750977682723106
SeasideMARK has arthritis in his left ankle.
considering texting the proto-gf because i really want to talk to her but i have nothing to talk about
>>199022996Shut the fuck up you fat cunt. Go lick his arse clean.
>>199023044Get back to work you lazy dosser
This is my make it or break it yearThis is the final 2016
rorke playing porn games on steam
>>199023110Played a tentacle rape game on /f/ 12 years ago
>>199023117what does that link go towho was in the news
>>199023135he might be talking about the sheikh, but that was ages ago and he wasn't strictly a /brit/poster
>>199023135https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-jersey-31868491
>>199023136rorke btfo
>>199023151>>199023157thought it might be himhe was a /sp/ poster
Do you like horseradish?
>>199023183>4 mo. ago
imagine literal redditors lurking the thread thinking were all unwell alcoholic schizos omdz
>>199023157>9 years agowonder if he's grown out of it and calmed down nowmaybe he moved to scotland and became mousenonce
>>199023181used to think it was great with beef before I realised meat is murdernow I think it is damned by association
>>199023221Keeps his identity hidden but some say he works in a hotel in South Jersey his dad got him
left real raycis
>>199022774https://www.reddit.com/r/rspod/comments/1d49jq6/a_short_essay_about_plapjak/googled plapjak and found this quality 'dit posti had to remove quite a bit to get it to under 2000 characters
quite enjoying this acolyte star wars show even if it's diverse woke bullshit (which was to be expected)got that bloke from squint game in it
>>199023117>functioning schizophrenic >functioning
>>199023157Wish this board got his ironyBut at that time most people on /int/ we're 17 year olds who didn't get satire
>>199023157YEAAAHH
>>199023157>judge sir michael birt
>>199023308
>>199023308>birt
Terrorists wouldn't be suicide bombing people if we armed good guys with suicide bombs
>>199023296FOMNYEG
poleaboo should've been on the news just for the sheer depravity of his acts and his trainwreck of a life, he's literally chris chan except perhaps a smidge more self-aware and productivehonestly don't know how he gets up every day and doesn't kill himself
just witnessed avatarposting
>>199022894Not even true
Daily reminder that 'gender identity' does not exist.There is no such thing as being 'transgender'.Human beings cannot change their sex.Transgenderism is a misogynist paedophillic cult that harms women and children.
>>199023372FOMNYEvilGhoul
no internet weirdo will ever be as enjoyable to follow as timothy james byrne for meit's sad to see him now, medicated, controlledfree tim
>>199023398the real tim was terrorised out of existence and replaced with a reptilian clone
Poo
>>199023296Why do you want to make a bomb anyway?
>>199023398Tim was a shit /Britfeel/ gimmick that retards forced here.SeasideMARK is our guy.
>>199023419You're a stupid cunt and the jannies need to rangeban you
>>199023437next time use a VPN and post under an indian flag
>>199023398It's over.
love going on /biz/ and going into altcoin generals and saying "i love this coin iam from india"
>>199023460Got it
>>199023455tim has more personality and character depth in his big toe than seaside larp
Hungry but toilbreak isn't until 1
>>199023470schizophrenia is a terrifying illness
>>199023499I go to /biz/ and call random people paneer
mousenonce is typing....
ssm vs tim is like superman vs goku for extremely mentally ill faggots
>>199023528doesn't your toil have a cabinet stocked with bickies and so forth?
>>199023525Doctor Nonce
>>199023571you post shit like this and then wonder why you're being gangstalked
>>199023572davies was undoubtedly doctor who's worst writer, should've just let moffat do all of them
>>199023571shut up nigga
Why would you go to a gym when you can just buy home gym equipment
>>199023571What would you do with a bomb?
>>199023622i live in a one bedroomed flat
>>199023622Not enough space
>>199023635Glowie
>>199023622no girls to stare at
>>199023622I lvoe the hustle and bustle of the gymnasiium
>>199023622i like looking at mens willies in the showers
>>199023664but they will never shag you
Why would you go to the supermarket when you can just grow vegetables and raise livestock at home
>>199023655Why are you advertising that you want to make bombs then?
>>199023700nope because i have a gf and am faithful but i still like looking at other women
>>199023688arent we all
>>199023706my allotment application got denied
>>199023706How many acres of land do you own?
>>199023670why cant you be a cool schizo like the ones on the street screaming about god trying to rape theminstead you just post articles about organic chemistry from wikipedia like a nerdy cunt
>>199023679Is this amer
The absolute state of Anglicanism
I’m sure he wouldn’t hurt anyone if we have him a few kilos of TNT
>>199023743You can fit a cow and some chickens in your bedroom. Fill your bath with trout. Plant potatoes at the park. Grow spring onions and cress on your window sill. Farming is a scam.
>>199023700>>199023724the gym is a bad place to pick up women anyway, shouldn't shit where you eat and all that
What do you call munchhausen by proxy except you dress your kid up as a faggot or trans. Need some (((minds))) on this
rorke's soul dislodged and ejected
>>199023819It's called being middle class.
>>199023819my sisters used to dress me up in girls clothes and mumstein let them do it, but it was for a laugh and not because they were trying to turn me into a tranny
>>199023800pussy
>>199023819Mental illness is still Munchausens
I herd that mousenonce has several kilos of TNT in his garden shed
Tennant publicly trooning out his 10 year old son and British society applauds.
>>199023847Right but you wouldn’t do that you’d blow someone else up because you’re retarded and extremely mentally ill
always wanted to fuck harlow from dead island riptide, couldn't believe how fit she was
>>199023886you can tell that he nonces themdon't need any evidence
>>199023837She is a multi millionaire>>199023864That's banter a lot of lads went through but I mean more like parents claiming their kids are gay or trans before them realizing what it even means>>199023870Yes but how are we gonna earn on (((it))) if there is no name for this particular section
>>199023847>i don't have any tnt but even if i wouldn't hurt anybody especially le based government (please don't arrest me teehee)pathetic larper
>>199023912Gay men noncing their adopted kids more news at 9
I want to be able to eat anything I want in any quantity, for free, without getting fat.
LGBTQ = PAEDO
spaino fuming that the weather in spain is worse than here kekmao
Having gay trans children is a status symbol for upper class parents Professor at my university used to tell everyone that his son came out as bisexual when he was 11
was doc brown a nonce? why would his best friend be a teenage boy?
another dogshit zinger of a post
>>199023017It's good to see the monarchy modernising, but really Britain should get rid of the monarchy altogether
I wonder who mousenonce wants to bomb
screaminghttps://x.com/fearedbuck/status/1805404845916193185
>>199023996https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmSKX5TF3g
julian assange released from prison expect another australian shitposter to arrive shortly
Very fearful that accepting gay was one step, trans the next. Not hard to imagine what the next letter gonna be in that rhyme
maybe you should have another think before you let the detritus floating around inside your empty skull manifest itself into a /brit/ post
>>199023017can tell he's doing soyface under the invite card
>>199024062that's my doctor x
>>199024039racism isnt funny once you turn 18
>>199023017This guy is the epitome of a cringe millenial
>>199024074mad that GPs are so busy in this country that you have to resort to seeing a nonce for medial advice
>>199024005Or american politicians adopting teenage sons, grim grim grim
>>199024086you're right.... its hilarious!
>>199024062ok *doesn’t provide any drugs or surgeries to them until they are legally adults*
might move to afghanistan
>>199024086yea it is
>>199024102that's not what i meant
>>199024062always preferred the 11th doctorif he turns out to be a tranny lover too i'll be devastated (i daren't google it)
>>199023886I remember him visiting his relatives in Northern Ireland, as part of a documentary, and the cunt was trembling when he held his relative's sash.
racism is the new punk rock
I get paid £1000 per day to walk in circles around mousenonce's house
>>199024151Haven't been there since r/incels shut downROBOTS ARE NOT THE SAME AS INCELS
wish i could afford to hire an escort
getting my daily dose of sargon and molyneux
I didn't take the vaccine
>>199024176Were you not making your own fluoridated potions with mouthwash just the other day?
got a job interview at the Toby C department at MI5
reminder that mousenonce is literally controlled opposition paid to post on 4chan (the most monitored site on the internet)
>>199024206GOOD lad
>>199024224alri mick hucknall
I didn't take the vaccine and I'm voting for reform on July 4th
Would you game on one of these?
for me?for me personally?it's peach iced tea
>>199024258Actually it’s off topic spamming/flooding that is extremely low quality and may violate US law
>>199024258Shut the fuck up
>>199024245needs an energy drinks fridge and a wanking machine built in then id happily invest
who hires the gangstalkers?
>>199024258Nigga shut up
>>199024279>wanking machineit's got a built in recliner. best it can do
I won't sleep a second more until every single field in this green and pleasant land is bulldozed and filled with barratt homes for refugees
https://www.reddit.com/r/transpassing/comments/atn9q5/mtf_been_on_bm_hrt_for_about_a_year_now_my_tits/
what about the droid attack on the wookiees?
>>199024323
Mad how I still can't get over the things that happened in secondary school even though I'll never see any of those people again and I'm a completely different person
>GamingCan't imagine a person above 19 that genuinely enjoys games and isn't a complete virgin freak
>>199024360
>>199024366You've never had sex
>>199024316
>>199024360Grim
>>199024366my virginity has nothing to do with my hobby!
>>199024130he's a tory
I use explosives at work (mining). I'm glad there is lots of security and training involved. Security and safety is very important with explosives
>>199024375Gaming is a childrens entertainment medium, if you are above 19 and still find the dopamine filling enough from bing bing wahoo, seek help
>>199024245What am I looking at here
Get the ferry tickets booked
>>199024415https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q45jxjne3BU
Still glad I spent my formative years on Reddit instead of 4chan, shudder at the thought of the harm it could have done to my mental and emotional development.
>>199024130>if he turns out to be a tranny lover too i'll be devastatedHe recently reprimanded Sue Perkins (a lesbian) for misgendering a female 'non-binary' actress, and Perkins was forced to make a grovelling apology.https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1910131/House-of-the-Dragon-Matt-Smith-Emma-DArcy-Sue-Perkins-pronouns
Business idea: Gamer milk
going to mcdonalds anyone want anything
>>199024408Yeah cos arguing with people on the Internet is far more mature
>>199024457Just leave the empty fries box for me to lick x tha'
>>199024445Not really thoughHe literally just responded to a question using "they", he didn't reprimand her at all
>>199024457starburst milkshake lad
new magnets arrived
>>199024444yet you're still here
>>199024469It's not an argument if I always win though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOC9d17vASc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-9CkBai2rA13 years ago I joined this shithole of a site.
>>199024509how can you win an argument if its not an argument
>>199024457Kilo of TNT please mate
>>199024486That's what they do. They just shout 'they' (or whatever pronoun) at you till you comply. It's passive-aggressive aimed at shaming you into complying.I've had it at toil and I just ignore the cunt doing it.
>>199024445>A video circulating on social media captured the moment, as Sue remarked: "I was talking to Emma and she was talking about how amazing that end scene was... and she gave you all the credit.">Matt, emphasizing "they", responded: "I can't take the credit, but I have to say, aren't they brilliant? They are absolutely brilliant and you're in for a real treat with Emma this year. I think Emma's put in a really great performance.">Social media users expressed their admiration for Matt's considerate behaviour towards his co-star, with one fan commenting: "Matt correcting Sue on Emma's pronouns OH MY HEART." (sic)sounds more like twitter trannies are seeing things that didn't happen
>>199024457a few entries on the mi5 watchlist for blokes in this thread please bossman
>>199024541Exactly
Julian Assange's wife's not a bad bit of kit desu
>>199024516primary school disco earkino
Corbyn about to lose his seat Leftypol tangled on the ropes
might get my bollocks out for the lads
>>199018635Nice
>>199024537Mad how he's been dead for ages
>>199024584No way to talk about a woman
going to georgia the country
We will all Pokémon Go to the polling station next week
screaminghis mum is out begging for donations and he's just in a pub watching the euros
>>199024457big mac-no buns-no lettuce-no onion-no gherkin-no cheese-no sauce
>>199024616>>199024616i never vote because I'm not a KEK
On the toilbreak getting a nice wrap and a brew down me
irn bru, it's made from gerders
almost can't believe libraries exist, buildings full of books and computers where literally anyone can come in and sit around and read and study for free and no one tells you to fuck off (at least not until closing time)
>>199024572Why did Perkins make a grovelling apology then?A lesbian having to apologise for offending a straight person, this is the current year LGBTQ movement a nutshell.
>>199024638
>>199024633Doing a midday incel stroll myselfNeed to enjoy the sun
>>199024580concession accepted
>>199024617if that genuinely is what's happened it would be fucking hilarious
>>199024633I'm off to the BP garage for a mushroom slice
>>199024617Gen Z Shannon Matthews himwhy are they always northerners
>>199024670why would you choose the hottest sweatiest time of the day
>Founder of the Labour partygood heavens
>>199024655For me it's >two chicken nuggetslmao
>shagtoil later on Ffs, suppose someone has to do it
>>199024723Irish diaspora
>>199024652>Why did Perkins make a grovelling apology then?because twitter trannies would have cancelled her
>>199024728Because it's lunch time
leftypol trying to give the police a physical description of an assailant who mugged him without mentioning his race
>>199024728Some like it hot
>>199024733bit harsh about the lithuanians
>>199024742>> suppose someone has to do itNot me haha
>>199024742that was me this morning. woke up ready to attack the world and the missus said 'make sure you come back after taking a piss and give it to me'.
>>199024765decent film that
Londonderry Girls
>>199024785>not just pissing straight up her mingengmi
>>199024785Wish my gf liked morning sex instead of waiting until we get in bed at the end of the day and we're tired
gfberg is leftypol but i can see her sliding further and further into rorkeism as she has an absolutely deranged faggot leftypol cousin who called her a transphobic bigot for still liking harry potter
>>199024801Only Britain would make a comedy about terrorist whores who hate Britain.
might make a cheeky bet on the election
>>199024771Alri butkus
post lunch 4chan check to make sure ive got the last word in all my arguments
>>199024840https://youtu.be/eQ_txIN3H4s?si=UWtlLJB9_7WmDUWh
was just playing elden ring: shadow of eltree just now
Mad how good going for a swim every day and spending time in the sun is for your mento health Can’t remember the last time I felt so bloody good lads
>>199024849don't worry lad we all accepted your concession x
>>199024885mental, absolutely mental
>>199024901trip on Spaingimp
>>199024885really enjoyed it apart from the final boss. was difficult to the point of being unfair. have replayed the game a few times doing all bosses but probably won't fight him again
>>199024901I often fantasise about moving to the med somewhere, Mallorca perhapsI would become such a raging alcoholic though
>>199024885did you win?
>>199024933no need to spoil it is there
>>199024810pissed on her in the shower but i've never pissed up a girl. i'll see whether she's game>>199024811only works if no one is in a rush
>>199024938Trying to resist the temptation of that myself here, booze is literally cheaper than water it’s mental
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNRTwBG9QIghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNRTwBG9QIghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNRTwBG9QIg
any rare stuntpeggs going?
>have a date tomorrow at 5pm>toilberg wants to hold a meeting tomorrow at 5pm with only one day's notice>told him I can't make it >he's angry at memy hours are 9-5 this is terribly unfair
>>199024996amazing how you can stroll into a little spanish supermarket and get a 33cl tin of san miguel from the fridge for 70p lmao
>>199025023How are you going to get to your date in 1 min
>>199025023Tell him to fuck off, he doesn’t have a leg to stand on if you’re contracted 9 to 5
>>199024905not so fast
I don't know if this would be considered more of a /pol/ question but do you think the UK will become a failed state?
>>199025023Start looking for a new job.
>>199025040WFH>>199025042I sometimes wonder if being this abrupt would be advantageous over being an arse kisser trying to weasel out of it politely. May have to turn into a cunt desu.
hope mousenonce posts soon so I can tell him to shut up nigga
>>199025066>Date at your placeWhat's on the planning, guaranteed shag you think
sometimes you're the hammer, sometimes you're the nail
>>199025042Most contracts will have a clause covering work outside the normal hours, usually qualified by requiring 24hrs notice.
hate this trend of making games stupidly hard like who the fuck wants that? not all of us have 6 hours to get through one boss with a bunch of unnecessary mechanics, honestly feel like NEETs have ruined gaming because now developers have to make games that suitably challenge the freaks who sit inside 24 hours a day playing video games
>>199025036I know lmao, literally in the fridges by the tins next to the little tinnies of coke. I don’t know how all Spaniards aren’t pissed 24/7, not like most of them have jobs either Me I’m quite partial to those little 1L tetra paks of Don Simon white wine, goes down a treat on a hot evening >>199025066It’s definitely advantageous to put your foot down with people stops them from walking all over youI say that but I am a massive pussy myself and would probably cancel the date and go into the meeting so as not to cause a fuss
>>199025102Games are way easier than they were in the NES/SNES era
permission to speak freely?
>>199025095Pretty sure that’s against human rights actually mate, think you’ll find your wrong there and toilberg will NEVER make me work last 5 (or 4:30 on a Friday) >>199025129Let’s hear it la
I'm still here just studying and browsing the log Also it's sad that you don't have a life this much >>199025102Fuck off neurotypical. God youre cancer
>>199025102skill issue + wagie + cope and seethe + didn't ask
>>199025103aye I know a lad that speaks to the bossman extremely rudely and abruptly and he's never asked to to such humiliation rituals.Reminds me of school when the retard kid went from an F to a D and was showered with praise over all the A students.Life's the same I guess.
>Fuck off neurotypical
love it when it takes weeks to pass a boss on videogames
>>199025163hahaha
>>199025163Feel good about yourself for posting that?
>>199025023what kind of meeting
leftypol being a hateful little runt again is he
>>199025125not true>>199025142not true
>>199025163And also Says the person who can't beat a videogame and copes by saying that other peoll3 'play it more' and you go work a job that's barely above minimum wage for 10 years
>>199024216Lewis is correct, we need to build more houses for young people to buy. Property is expensive right now because there aren't enough houses.If some Tory boomer NIMBYs get annoyed at house-building, that's just a bonus to be honest.
>>199025163>>199025183got'im
got this NEET whipped up into a frenzy here lads someone help me reel him in
>>199025218>there aren't enough housesleftypol ignoring the main reason why
remember on the first boss on elden ring i started failing and sweating hard trying to mash the controller eventually my hands started shaking and i had to give up and uninstall. i felt like such a filthy casual that day
Neurotypicals made this website and the whole Internet worse, like Facebook tier bad. This is after they rejected us for years and preferred the outside until they fucked that up toob
>>199025204yep, part and parcel. perpetual angry victim
>>199025244why does the uk live rent free in your head
>>199025163Jokes on you im not
>>199025251i was also making audible noises like hrmmmmph when i died like marge simpson lol
>>199025102that's what they used to do in the old days because otherwise the game would be over in like 20 minutes
talking to himself again is he
>>199025068i'll speak to the janitorial staff to remove your post/comment because it includes personal attacks and does not show respect towards other users. This community is a safe space for all.Conduct yourself online as you would in real life. Engaging in vitriol only highlights your inability to communicate intelligently and respectfully. Repeated instances of this behaviour will lead to a ban
>>199025268boohoo nigga
>Neurotypicals made this website and the whole Internet worse
would you convert to islam if it guaranteed you one (1) gf
>>199025250I think leftists would acknowledge the reasons why there aren't enough houses. One of the main reasons is the strictness of planning rules. NIMBYs can object to house-building and then houses don't get built. Fuck NIMBYs. The government needs to change the rules so more houses can be built.Also, we should build on the greenbelt. Urban areas should definitely have green spaces, sure. But that doesn't mean that we should never ever build more houses on the outskirts of London.
>>199025332>>199025277
>>199025298But then how would the wagies be able to beat them >>199025317Stopping posting on your other flagging avatar because someone else exists yeah?
>>199020220>>199020220>>199020220
>>199025351In English, doc?
>>199025183>>199025331The state of you
New>>199025411>>199025411>>199025411
Just been mislead into clicking an old thread thinking it was a new, not really on
>>199025351Who cares about wagies, they just slowly grind through then and now anyways
